>girlfriend buys me PS4 for birthday few months ago >"I

>>324080480
Too soon man, too soon

Anal?

What's the problem. OP? Upset your girlfriend is a casual?

>>324080617
Yes.

And that she's constantly on it.

By Grabthar's hammer...

Let her play it. And play it. And play it and keep letting her play it until she grows tired of it until she inevitably drops it. Then use that as ammo when you want to binge on vidya for weeks on end.

play with her

>>324080718
>And that she's constantly on it.
Is this because it takes time away from you two going out and doing things, or because it takes time away from you playing the ps4

>>324080480
Suck her dick while she plays

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>>324081038

>bff buys me a ps4
>literally zero games
>its been behind the sofa for 4 months

Does this brick have any worthwhile games other than ratchet?

Let her have her fun

>>324080480
F

>>324080480
Does she use a mic? Probably soaking up attention like mad.

>>324081118
If you like movie games until dawn was pretty good.
Memes aside the last of us was pretty fun, and had great multiplayer. Infamous second son is worth a try if it interests you

She bought it. It's her playstation and she can play it whenever she wants. Wait your turn you asshole. You're lucky if you even get to use it.

why can't you just be happy on the basis that she's happy with what you got her for Christmas?

>>324080480
have sex :^)

>>324080480
Smell her stinky MMO armpits and jizz on her hair from behind.

>>324081038
Mainly wanting my turn on the PS4....

>>324081382
Pffff no

>>324081458
Hahaha. Oh wow. This is why I come to /v/.

>>324080480
Ask her why she likes such boring, shitty games.
Me and my friend dropped that game after a few hours of playing total. We seriously completely dropped it and never played it again because it was so boring and lifeless.

Are all MMOs like this? Because holy shit that fucking sucks.

>>324081851
She bought it, deal with it.

>>324080615
Is anal the most overrated fetish?
It doesn't even feel as good as a tight pussy and doesn't pleasure the girl unless she's batshit insane

>>324081289
Nah saints row 4 is just more enjoyable than infamous, dont even know why but it is.

>>324082081
Anal isn't a fetish

>>324082185
Anal is a fetish

>>324082081

It's the most overrated sex act

The other hole is literally made for dick pleasing, that is it's function.

>>324082308
Anal isn't a fetish

>>324082440
Anal is a fetish

>>324080480
I'd be happy for that what the fuck is wrong with you dawg

Call her out on her shit taste

>>324082513
Anal is sometimes a fetish.

>>324084468
Anal is always a fetish

>>324080480
Eat her pussy while she's playing, she'll remember that for the rest of life (well unless she's cucking you with an alpha nigger)

>girlfriend leaves you alone and lets you do whatever you want

I mean, it's the next best thing after moving out of your parents' house into your own place. Why complain?

>>324084586
>cucking you with an alpha Argonian

FTFY

>>324080480
>my girlfriend got me a copy of Radiant Silvergun
your girlfriend a shit

>>324082081

You might be onto something about the batshit insane part, I fucked some crazy girl from 4chan and after anal she did oral to clean me off, it smelled awful

>>324082513
Anal is a fetish

>>324081458
How do you have MMO armpits?

>>324085015
The gf doesn't let me do anal anyway.

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>>324080480
>just don't let it take over the living room ok
You said "girlfriend," but did you really mean "mother?"

>>324080480
cuddle her while she plays

>>324085431
Both.

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>>324085501

Suck her dick while she plays.

>>324084690
this tee bee ach

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>>324085501

>>324082130
Both multiplat games and besides bloodborne the ps4 is shit so far, unless you want weeb games

>>324082081
>and doesn't pleasure the girl unless she's batshit insane

Or she's human, learn how nerves work.

>>324085887
Most girls don't like anal.
Some insane girls get off to the pain from it

>>324080480
Play it with her?

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I like how this has become more of a discussion of buttsex.

>>324086147
Are you crazy? That game is terrible.

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>>324086156
>>324080480
Never change, /v/

>>324084559
If all fetishes are also gay, and some fetishes are anal, does that mean all anal fetishes are gay?

>>324087213
No anal is clearly the straightest of not-fetishes.

>>324086047
>Most girls don't like anal.
First of all, Most girls don't like anal is an asspull kek, because you don't have any data to prove that, you could literally fuck a different girl every week from the moment you were born until the moment you die and not fuck 1% of women on this planet, so statements like "most girls" don't mean jack shit.

Secondly, anal doesn't have to be painful, and just like vaginal would only really hurt first few times and/or if you try to do it dry.

"Some insane girls get off to the pain" is literally the most retarded pointless phrase I've ever had the displeasure of reading on 4chan.

>>324087356
That's why I only do anal with girls that have feminine penises.

>>324087586
You've never had sex.

>>324087508
It's ok to have an anal fetish, my man.
No one's stopping you

>>324081118
People call it the bloodborne box for a reason... all it's games that seems interesting are coming out this year

>>324087902
You've never had a sweet young traps girl dick in your mouth.

>>324087902
>You've never had sex.
>He doesn't know about girls with feminine penises.
You make me sick.

>>324088094
Why are you being such a faggot? I literally just told you not to generalize, are you a fucking moron? If your bitch of am other was into anal we wouldn't have to deal with your bullshit now would we?

Literally fuck off to whatever passive aggressive shithole you crawled out from, nigger.

>>324089215
>has an anal fetish
>gets butthurt when people mention it

Lel.