>girlfriend buys me PS4 for birthday few months ago
>"I know you wanted some of the exclusives so I got it, just don't let it take over the living room ok."
>she expressed interest in Elder Scrolls Online
>buy it for her for Xmas
>her first MMO, she spends almost every free minute playing it
Let her play it. And play it. And play it and keep letting her play it until she grows tired of it until she inevitably drops it. Then use that as ammo when you want to binge on vidya for weeks on end.
If you like movie games until dawn was pretty good.
Memes aside the last of us was pretty fun, and had great multiplayer. Infamous second son is worth a try if it interests you
Ask her why she likes such boring, shitty games.
Me and my friend dropped that game after a few hours of playing total. We seriously completely dropped it and never played it again because it was so boring and lifeless.
Are all MMOs like this? Because holy shit that fucking sucks.
>just don't let it take over the living room ok
You said "girlfriend," but did you really mean "mother?"
I like how this has become more of a discussion of buttsex.
>Most girls don't like anal.
First of all, Most girls don't like anal is an asspull
kek, because you don't have any data to prove that, you could literally fuck a different girl every week from the moment you were born until the moment you die and not fuck 1% of women on this planet, so statements like "most girls" don't mean jack shit.
Secondly, anal doesn't have to be painful, and just like vaginal would only really hurt first few times and/or if you try to do it dry.
"Some insane girls get off to the pain" is literally the most retarded pointless phrase I've ever had the displeasure of reading on 4chan.
Why are you being such a faggot? I literally just told you not to generalize, are you a fucking moron? If your bitch of am other was into anal we wouldn't have to deal with your bullshit now would we?
Literally fuck off to whatever passive aggressive shithole you crawled out from, nigger.