I often make Bioware dialogue gestures while talking to people
I spent a month beating Gears of War 1 because I refused to play on 'casual' which was the game's normal[/spoilers] Whenever I have a mask on I think about how I could do a hotline miami run of the room I'm in If I have a helmet on I do Dead Space breathing sounds
Every time I do something significant or have a lot of fun with someone, I imagine my s-link went up with them
Whenever I'm riding in a car or a train, I imagine Sonic is running along side
I play my Vita in public
ever since i started playing league of legends + cs:go i started tabbing out when i was dead
i can't enjoy any singleplayer game anymore because i keep tabbing out of the game to check other stuff, it became too much of a habit
I fucking love EVE Online. I make jokes about it being nothing but spreadsheets but its funny because its true. I derive immense pleasure from making a good spreadsheet for it. I've made mining spreadsheets to determine efficiency of different barges and what ores would net me the most isk. I've made manufacturing spreadsheets to determine the most profitable (gross, net, and percentage) thing to produce. Made spreadsheets for fuel production to determine where I should produce Starbase fuel, and what kind for the local market. And when I'm looking for a quick buck and decide to transport goods from one market to another, I make quick 30-second spreadsheets calculating gross profit and percentage profit. It's fun to me, fuck you.
I unironically enjoyed the fuck out of life is strange.
I've bought full price and enjoyed the fuck out of Undertale, and I'm still deep into it after all those months. Mostly thanks to /utg/ being full of interesting niggers and /v/ still massively talking about it.
What MMO are you playing now?
Back when I played WoW, I had a male undead priest in Scarlet Priest gear and wearing Whitemane's Chapeau. This gay guy I used to ERP with had a female undead warlock in the typical dark and edgy warlock robes. I used to sit in the horde ERP tavern in silvermoon city, on the chair in the corner and he'd have his character sit on my priest's lap. He liked to wear whitemane's chapeau while I took mine off, implying she was wearing my chapeau. I loved it so much. ;_;
I mostly come here to shitpost about popular games that I genuinely love for example in any Undertale thread I'll spam how terrible it is and other things that are blatantly untrue even though Ive drawn tons of fanart for the game and love everything about I do this because I have no real friends outside of this board and because it's fun to watch people get mad
that is the cringiest thing I've seen all month, and I hope you get cancer
ME3 is still to this day the absolute worst video game I've ever played, and I dont believe I'll actually see one worse than that
I have very little care about classic rpg's like mother,final fantasy, chrono I'm japanese and I don't like anime or weeb games yet I've been here for 8 years gta4 is one of my favorite games of all time
2 poor for mmos ATM. And none really interest me anymore. I used to erp on /tg/ station for ss13. But then they banned lewd. Now I mostly erp on steam chat with fags from steam friends threads. Rip
I like Playstation but I fucking hate all sonyponies and their constant falseflagging and bait towards other people/consoles I also play as Arino in smash brothers as a mii
If you don't remotely give a fuck about her character, how did you enjoy it? last two episodes basically focus her character.
90% of the board does just as you do anyways, unfortunately. I hate Reddit so I wish there was decent video game discussion here. But there isn't. It's all shitposting.
So, can't say you are part of the problem because the problem to this place would be discussing video games.
I don't enjoy games anymore
I was born in a third world country and my first console was a PS3.
After getting a good job I played the shit out of everything that came out. Now I'm playing the "classics" that weren't available in my country at the time.
The worst thing about it is the fact that I don't enjoy it, I do it just to gather knowledge about them and
discuss/quarrel/shitpost on /v/
I like Heroes of the Storm I also have fallen in love with the voice of Brightwing.
I criticize games I like, only for the counter arguments that anons make. I do this because I'm terrible at describing why I like a game, so I'll just parrot other people's responses because I can't form an opinion on my own.
I haven't played a multiplayer game since Halo 2
I hated MGSV so much that I stopped playing games after a while. I think a lot of the more recent games are too similar to each other. Yet I played Pokemon Colosseum 2 and fucking loved it. Beat it in 4 or so days.
I masturbate to a lot of things, cartoon animals, and other things, included.
I often play games, but never usually finish them. When I end up getting around to beating them, I'm usually underwhelmed.
Usually take showers with porn playing in the background, and most of the time I'm not even watching it.
I didn't mean "falling in love" that seriously. I just really like her voice, and find it cute. Especially when she says all sorts of sinister shit too. She reminds me of Unikitty from the Lego movie, if she was more psychotic.
Dunno, I am just a sucker for cute, psycho critters.
the looking glass knight helmet in DS2 is the best headgear in the souls games i fucking love helmets with faces on them it gives that mystery/threat to them i never finished jet force gemini i will never fight mizar,and it pains me that we never got a sequel
I have never played a metroid game, a castlevania game, a mario game, a mega man game, a sonic game, or any of the retro shooters people rag on about on here (doom, quake and the like)
Any CRPG more dated than KotOR bores me to tears and I can't play it.
Fable 2 is one of my favorite games of all time
I regularly play on the lowest difficulty. I can easily do higher difficulties, I just find myself wanting to play the game, enjoy the story and move on to the next game.
I've only got three months until my ship date after sitting around for three years doing jackshit, so I am actually trying to make it through my backlog.
If a game doesn't have a good romance I will have to be convinced to play it in other ways
and I think Joshua and Estelle has forever raised the bar of my tastes too high.
I lie to my friends about having played games they recommend by looking up the story and what people say are the hardest parts.
I spend more time
watching videos about games than actually playing them.
over 500 games in my steam library and have only played 50 of them. I keep buying them because they look good in videos but I know I'll never play them.
ive gotten to that point in my life where i buy games but either dont play them all the way through or they become part of the backlog that never gets diminished because ill buy new video games. i have actually become accustomed to simply collecting video games rather than playing them i enjoy knowing i have the game yet get bored and rarely play them but the satisfaction of knowing i own it is appealing rpg's and jrpg's are the only games i can sink time into and complete mind you i love getting lost in the worlds they create
>rpg's and jrpg's are the only games i can sink time into and complete
Funny it's the opposite for me. I keep buying rpgs of all kinds, but all I play is the same shooters or strategy games over and over again.
While both P3 and P4 are fun games; I like and think P4 has more replayability. Also I unironically think P5 has great potential.
These days one of the primary factors in determining my vidya purchases is whether or not the game has good waifus.
Every time I try to play earthbound in hopes that it clicks with me. But I just don't like it for some reason.
Holy shit are you guys fucking retarded. I want to read this thread, and do something else on another window, but you idiots misusing spoilers is SO ANNOYING.
The game would involve girly outfits being used for power anyway. The MC was originally a girl but I changed it to a guy because it's funnier and makes their discomfort with wearing the outfits seem more genuine.
Star Fox is overrated, it was never good
Star Tropics is underrated
Maya is the worst character in the AA series and utterly useless, I especially hated that the fey family was heavily focused for 3-4 of the game
As stupid and convoluted as it is, kingdom hearts story and multiple perspectives don't bother me, the one thing that keeps me away from the series is how extremely fucking gay Sora is with his constant Riku calls
Call of Duty is my guilty pleasure but I absolutely love the high quality touches Treyarch does, they are literally the best devs
I agree with Miyamoto's opinion that Bowser shouldn't be a goofball and that we need more flexibility on the Mario series characters within the RPG's, there's a lot of enemies to choose from
im the best at all the games i play with my friends
im the worst at all the games ever
You can make a girl uncomfortable wearing girls clothes y'know. Making a boy wear them can really only be seen as some gender identity stuff or fetishist depending on how you pull it off.
If given the choice, I will ALWAYS play a shota. Otherwise I play as a woman, unless the game's character creator lets me make handsome aryans that I can stick in hugo boss-tier uniforms in which case I'll play as a woman first and do the aryan fascist as my second play through.
I'll always go magic first when it's an option.
I actually like Dragon Age 2. Once you got over the shitty gameplay and the poorly executed abortion of a third act, you're left with a story that's far more interesting than the "u r jozen wun, go fite anjient ebil :D:D:D" shit that the other games have, plus the most memorable party in the series. The other two games are actually fun gameply wise so I get why people like them more, but I prefer (most of) 2's plot and characters.
Sometimes I go out of my way to cheat. I'm a whiz with CE because I use it to cheat so much.
If a dev panders to tumblr (not just including gay people or having strong wymyn, I mean straight up causing shit to get tumblr on their side), I don't like it but I'll still give the game a fair shake though. If a dev goes the other way and tries to "stick it to le sjws" I'm probably going to ignore their game.
I still play WoW, if only for collecting transmog I'm looking for forward to Legion for the Wardrobe feature.
I deleted my brothers blastoise from the pc in pokemon silver to go along with a joke that someone else was going to pull on him where we pretented it was going to duplicate it, just because I thought it was funny. The person I did it with was also a fucking cunt and bullied me. I remember this about once a week and the urge to stab myself rises every time.
I tell people Tribes was better before Ascend. The only Tribes games I've played other than Ascend is Vengeance.
I cried while playing Gone Home.
I believe feel like Undertale is a masterpiece.
I know, she was going to be super tomboyish. The whole theme of the game is it takes place in the MC's little sister's mind where it's kind of a little girl's fairytale paradise and the MC has to play along in order to eventually escape. The whole forced crossdressing thing by the little sister fit the humor better when it's a guy.
No matter how well I'm doing in Mario Kart, I always get nervous during the last lap of the last race, often making idiotic decisions that prevent me from 100%ing the cups on higher difficulties and causing me to have to retry from the very beginning.
I swear, my fucking steering went out for not fucking reason and I flew straight off into the abyss.
i have no qualms about using my gender get stupid betas to buy me things. i have literally zero respect for anyone who'd buy me things just because of how i was born
i only respect people who tell me to fuck off when i'm being demanding
Victoria > Chloe
Mines probably the worst
I've never played a single pc game in my life unless you count flash games. It's not that that I have a console bias it's just I never had a good pc at any point in my life. I'm going to buy a premade one because I'm lazy and only actually care about toaster games.
Fun fact, that's basically the line they use to determine if someone is a pedophile. Seeing something cute in a paternal way has a bit of overlap with sexuality and some people have their wires a bit crossed in that respect.
Got nothin' against 2D loli girls though nahmean?
I killed the whores in Dishonored and fapped to it.
I own each console and a solid rig, but I prefer playing on the Xbone.
I hated The Witcher 2, and I didn't care for 1.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown just wasn't for me.
I think it's retarded that Bayonetta gets to be in Smash instead of a more iconic character.
I bought Battlefront for $30 and I think it's great for that price.
I think mods spoil people and can often ruin the game.
I thought it was okay, but never got around to finishing it.
Use fire paper on vicar amelia and just swing until you can swing no more. Fire paper really makes the boss fight almost feel like a joke, like the pungent blood cocktails made the blood starved beast a joke.
You have anything for T3 cruiser subsystem production? I'd appreciate your help immensely Additionally, in your opinion, is production even worth it with all the competition?
>Dropbears is recruiting
Despite him being a total blubbering idiot in his playthroughs, he is surprisingly knowledgeable about videogames and is spot-on when he reviews games
he is also apparently really good at fighting games
I can't get into games that don't have at least some semblance of a story or an endpoint. It can be pretty barebones (like a DKC game), but a game that is multiplayer-only or has no end-game just kills my interest.
When playing fighting games, I'll often main or alt hot men rather than characters I like mechanically, even though I know I would be better off playing archetypes I enjoy or characters that aren't trash tier. It was a subconscious behavior for a while and I used to think lowly of people who played for their waifus until I realized I was one of them. Now I feel bad about it.
I make such a big stink out of how much I love games like Smash and cuhrayzee games but recently it's hit me that despite probably being better than most people, I'll probably never truly git gud at any of those things. It's been really upsetting and depressing me. Even though I do practice, if not as often as I should, and genuinely try to improve my skill and technique at the games, enjoying them immensely, I don't think I have the innate talent or hand-eye coordination to do all the shit you see pros and people who make combo videos do. I noticed that I've been getting salty lately as I play peopled who genuinely body me in Smash, for example.
I played MGS1 a long fucking time ago. Back when I was a kid and back when I still liked video games. I thought the game's controls were fucking retarded. I will never understand the internet's obsession with it. MGS2 however is god's gift to man.
>I like Playstation but I fucking hate all sonyponies and their constant falseflagging and bait towards other people/consoles
Same. I've owned every Sony home console from the PS2 and onward and honestly I love their systems. But their fanbase is cancerous trash.
2's controls are almost identical to 1's.
No. MGS2 isn't even worth playing if you haven't played the first. The entire game hinges on you already being a fan of the first game.
The thing about MGS is, the story is a constant clusterfuck. Even if you play MGS1, there are characters and events you won't know about because you didn't play MG1 and MG2. I would watch a let's play or something if you were that interested. But really, it's not necessary. The only big important thing is MGS1's theme, which is genes and genetic manipulation. But MGS2 is fine as a standalone. The game actually goes out of its way to bring new players up to speed. I'm pretty sure MGS2 HD collection (or maybe just Substance in general) have a Docs section where you can read up on the events in MGS universe. I think there's even a 100 page novel that's written by a character in the MGS universe.
tl;dr play mgs1 after mgs2, if you liked mgs2
Accounting is fucking dank. It's like a big challenge that's broken up into small pieces so it's not overwhelming or intimidating. Even my dumbass can manage accounting, although it is a fuckton of work.
I love handheld games. I'll probably care a hell of a lot less about new games when they disappear.
Ive got quite a few confessions:
I love Halo 2 way more than HL2
Earthbound wasnt really that interesting
JSRF is probably my #1 'most fun game ever'
I hated Ocarina of Time and think its way to overrated
Morrowind was boring
Im more hyped for Shadow Warrior 2 than i am for Doom 4
When I first got a game, I used to play through it the first time on the most difficult setting possible. I usually made it just fine but the experience always felt more tense and generally frustrating than I wanted.
Now I usually play through games for the first time on medium or normal difficulty. I find myself having a better time.
I regularly do this exact motion with my glasses by force of habit. One time I caught myself doing it without even having my glasses on.
I enjoyed the humour in Undertale and felt great shame due to this while playing. I was baffled when I discovered /v/ had no issue with the humour for about a week. Normally, it would be shit on day one. I don't think I'll ever understand why it was considered acceptable that long.
I do this sometimes when talking to people. not often, and not overtly or in a big obvious motion, just a tiny gesture
I bought it and am enjoying it most of the time
despite the fact that i know EA is just going to mega-jew me out of my hard earned money in the name of pandering to my video game nostalgia when they release more content
I can't play games with a mouse and keyboard to this day
If I can't get a controller working, I refuse to play the game
Accounting is amazing if you can really get behind it. My friend who makes spreadsheets of literally every thing he can worked for five years in some shitty public accounting job before landing an accountant department manager slot for 150k.
Which in Arkansas is nearly infinite money. He's already sent his wife back to school, got his daughter's college and wedding accounts set up, rents out property, and has the next thirty years of vehicles covered.
He mentioned once that he has no more need for money and just goes to work to have an excuse to make more spreadsheets.
I bought a ps4 for Uncharted 4 not bloodborne but ended up buying bloodborne for the wait
I wanked at least 20 times to this beauty
While playing Half Life 2 I didn't know that the rockets followed where you were aiming even after you fired so I spent hours shooting rockets and hiding behind cover only for the rockets to circle back around to me because I was technically aiming at the wall I was hiding behind. I became legitimately angry at the game and had to quit for a while to calm down. It is the only time in my life I've actually gotten mad at a video game.
This, so damn hard. I've just given up on buying new games because I have a backlog of games I want to finish/play. RTS/TBS/ Grand Strat are the only games I truly sink my time into. I've had shooters and RPGS sitting in my backlog for months and months, even years.
Even if the build doesn't call for it, I bump my character's Intelligence to something "above average" because it bothers me I'm playing as an idiot.
I think the key to combating this salt is to focus on something more attainable and specific that you can master rather than a general urge to be "the best". Like a specific character? Try to be one of the best at them online for example. Yes this is hardly gonna make you EVO material but its an achievement in and off itself, meaning youve surpassed 99% of the people who pick this game up.
At one point I held the record for Giga Wing 2 - Stage 2 at 1.7 Quintilian and the day it was beaten I got really really fucking butthurt that I destroyed my dreamcast.
To this day it's the most damage I've ever done to a console and I'm still embarrassed I threw such a tamper tantrum.
I can't stand the fact the most of my friends praise bethesda as they are some kind of God.
I don't think they make bad games, it's the glitches and bugs that kill it for me. It's all fun and games in tell you run in to a game breaking glitch three fucking times.
In tell they get there shit together, no matter how good there next game is I'm not buying or playing it.
I know that feel
I 100% every game with achievements on steam that I have nostalgia for, just to "show" how much I like it
even bought fable anniversary and 100% its achievements because TLC didn't have them
meanwhile I have around 150 games on my account I havent played and actually want to try out, only farmed the cards with the idler
Forgive me father for I have sinned
I will probably keep buying the WoW expansions until blizzard stops making them Halo is my favorite franchise across all shotters I savescum most of my games On an unrelated side note I enjoy Steven Universe
In mmorpgs i play mainly tank just to be in charge of shit Timesplitters 2 > future perfect I have never completed any Legend of Zeldas MGS4 is the best in mgs series followed by Peace Walker I shit post on /wpsg/ and i dont even play wow at the moment
Feels like i dont have the whole world on my shoulders. Plz scrubscribe
I have been a fire emblem fan since 2003, have been on fire emblem fanboards and communities etc, but I never bothered doing hard mode in any of them (except awakening where hard mode is medium mode)
i think the legend of zelda games are extremely overrated. i'm usually fine with people that like them because of nostalgia, but the people that are always constantly praising them as being 'the greatest games' are usually hipster trash or have only played a handful of video games in their lives and just want to fit in.
I play League of Legends and am in the top 3% but not motivated enough to actually get any better so I sit between the fun levels of play and hate myself because I'll never be picked up by a team or enjoy fucking around with friends ever again.
this isn't too bad
stop playing video games for a while, i know a lot of people who quit for a bit, myself included, and then came back to them.
play genres you rarely play, go back and play games you haven't played for years. after time has passed, your memory becomes foggy and you're able to enjoy certain games you loved again.
i don't 100% most games personally but i can get pretty close if i really like it. also pretty sure i probably have some form of autism since i'll go through and collect every item/fill in monsters etc. in the games
i don't even play the game and i laughed. i'd probably get pissed too
this is very true, I love 'a link to the past' but I can see that it's so much nostalgia. And I don't see how anyone who play a lot of games can say the zelda games is the best ever.
I rarely play new games (except releases in series I like). I tend to play the same stuff over and over.
I must have played Paper Mario 20 times. I've probably played Rock Band 3 for a solid half a year if you put all my playtime together.
I binge eat melons while gaming
I save scum every game I am able to I kill every nigger I see in a game Sometime I play a game just for the cleavage and will spend hours just mindlessly masturbating to breasts swinging to and fro I play garrys mod RP legitimately and seriously I berate kids online for using their mic at every opportunity I don't seed my torrents I cheat almost every game I can with cheat engine or other external software I spend hours looking for bugs and glitches on obscure games even I don't care about I think Oblivion is a much better game than Morrowind and Skyrim. I've never even seen a pair of tits in person never mind been laid or received head I've lurked this board for 6-7 years now and have posted under the triple digits
most of my friends that like them are usually girls, too, which i feel bad saying but it's true. i guess that's what annoys me the most, especially when they haven't even finished any of the games but still claim that they're their favorite. who doesn't finish their favorite game?
i just don't get it, man.
do you tend to stick to the same genres?
i was in the same boat but then forced myself to play a few games from different genres i normally don't touch and have been having a blast
especially since i ended up taking a nice long break from them, it helped to renew that enjoyment. it got so bad at one point that i'd stare at my games for hours at a time, then not play anything.
I am envious of artists who make porn of popular characters but my requests for obscure ones always go unnoticed. I want the skill to make my own porn so I don't have to waste time in a drawthread.
I unwittingly do Ace Attorney gestures.
I'm a FEfag since fucking Nes game thanks to my uncle lend me a diskette when I was kid (around 2000)....saying this I usually shitposting in waifu threads because those guys annoy me but in reality, I have my waifus too Even if have money and I can pay for brand-new shit, I usually buy used shit when it comes from Nintendo (like 98%) Also, I love buy games day-one when these are niches games (Chibi Robo) or low-selling series (Dragon Quest) just because I feel like I'm helping its fanbase to get more games
Gears normal was normal, you start with "casual", "normal" and "hardcore" unlocked. Harcore is the best one to start with and Insane is the one that may take you a while but also the most satisfying (although usually there are some moments that become bullshit).
I am saying this since you seemed like you didnt want to play in casual (its also fun in Gears since you blast everyone with the shotgun to pieces) but yet didnt went with the rest of what was offered
I cannot stand anything Halo, GoW, or CoD. I just assume all fans of these games are literal Doritos.
I've recently gotten back into Yu-Gi-Oh and have been spending most of my money from my weekly paychecks on cards as of last week. I still play WoW and RP on occasion, but lately I've had no interest in dealing with people. I want to go back to a time where I wasn't so perverted with my fetishes and back when all I cared about was romance, but the problem with that is that romantic RPs I did ended up with me getting way too invested in it and I'd frequently get jealous, and I only recently got out of that habit. I've become desensitized to fapping and honestly rarely ever enjoy it anymore but it's become a habit as well and I do it at least twice a day.
I have games in my library that I will never play as I know they will have a chance to make me jump and I hate it.
I could never be bothered to sit down and take the time to learn about Civ games.
I rush every game as I have too many of them and if I get stuck I will usually cheat.
I think Fallout 3 is the best fallout. 1/2 are good games, but are incredibly boring. NV improved in every gameplay aspect, but the map felt barren and I had no emotional connection with the plot. Maybe I don't want a fallout game, maybe I just want spec ops and a post-nuclear wold to have a love-child. Fallout 3 is what's come closest and I adore it for that.
It's hard for me to finish games because of my work schedule and life but
I still act like I've played through the game and act like a huge fan of the game. I watch "let's plays" to see the end.