>Dan exploiting his retarded fans with his dumb T-Shirts
I can't even mock or get angry at Dan anymore. I just wish he would go away. Everything around him, including his fucking stupid "feud" with Patrick Klepek, his shit taste in vidya and his attention-seeking personality, as well as the fact he ruined the GB Unarchived channel with his fucking stupid videos of him eating Taco Bell, just makes him dislike him more and more.
what the fuck does unions have to do with race?
Who the fuck would wear this? Seriously. Who?
>Almost 100 sold
Unfortunately, Dan's dad is apparently coming to the studio next week, so expect more "epic" videos of him and his dad being complete retards on camera for the amusement of people.
Is the faggot still doing that Danswers bullshit? I hope he stopped doing that.
I hope Dan brought something nice. He's the only person I have faith in nowadays to bring something that's not shit to UPF.
NO FUCKING BOXES (OR GAYNOR)
Please stop avatarfagging, it's not cool, even if I like Korean variety (except for the infinite replays).
Dan owns space in their heads, I love it. They were openly talking about petitioning to Jeff to get Dan to stop this stuff on neogaf. Which is then usually followed with
>ma Austin supahero
shit. Nothing gets lefties a larger hard on than an obese black man who has to pretend he's more black than he is because he grew up with exclusively white people. of course he hates white culture/black culture exactly like those awful manchildren
Interesting to see the really hard hitting content Patrick has been putting out since he left Giant Bomb.
>I review and write about games for a living
>Don't review or write about my content.
I haven't posted a Korean webm since like October. I would not call it avatarfagging. I don't go to kpg and I don't listen to kpop. I've never spammed idols. I posted several webms in like 2 threads, the rest I only made 1-2 posts where I responded with a webm. I am the guy who recommended those shows though.
Must be someone who likes posting idols here.
Slowtaku AS FUCK.
Good ol' liberals shilling for unions that can never do wrong. Except for those evil police unions, of course.
I don't listen to the Beastcast. Was Austin super stoked about the voice actor union hubbub?
O'Dwyer is overtly implying that Dan has only been able to get by without a union because he's white and is trying to guilt him for it.
Probably a real woman, but an ugly one. Looks like an horse.
You do know Dan is a huge liberal, right? I don't blame you for not knowing, you're a smart person for not listening to Dan's bullshit podcast. But he's constantly talking about sexism and "creepy video game bullshit" and of course, tutoring his dad on white privilege.
It's pretty impressive that Dan manages to get you idiots and tumblr to hate him simultaneously for different reasons. Kinda illustrates how this place tumblr reddit and gaf are all basically the same.
>Tumblr hates Dan, so I must like him and he must be really epic
>I-I hate Patrick too but Dan is just as bad and he's ignorant so that kinda makes him worse.... And really P-Patrick has some good stuff on his youtube recently....
every time. Go eat a prolapsed rectum loser
Yep. Dan and Jason coming in helped bring Drew out of his shell more, created more premium content, and definitely help bring the site into the best it's ever been. I'd argue even better than the Whiskey days.
Also, GBEast has been awesome since Austin came on. Today's LiS stream was fantastic.
This place is just like reddit and tumblr because there are people that dislike Dan's faggotry in all three places?
I guess we're all like Reddit and Tumblr because we breathe air as well.
Outside of Jason's fucked up cable tying system, his level headed personality meshes well with the existing crew, and bouncing off some of Dan's bullshit with some GI stories.
she's perpetually single for whatever reason. she seems really measured more times than not, I'm guessing talking with san francisco cucks when you're a midwest girl is like traversing a minefield of trigger events
also girls with small tits wear miracle bras which makes them look bigger and propped up but that's like all the fat she has in that region smooged together for mediocre boobage
>This is why I unfollowed you on Twitter
>Jesus fucking Christ, Dan
>Everyone at GI hated you, Dan
>I love you, Dan, but I'd let you get your ass kicked in a bar fight before I saved you.
Show me your OTP, /v/
Why is Dan complaining about white privilege and sexism in games a bad thing? It's common sense. Of course he takes issue with it, because he's a decent human being. White cis dudes play through life on easy difficulty, at least Dan acknowledges it.
Maybe she just has really fat lips.
>but San Francisco turned him.
the city he constantly shits on turned him. I have no idea if you're a Patrick cuck trying to make Dan look more liberal than he is to slander him (a slightly less pathetic way than the forced danpostingmeme) or if you're really so stupid and right winged you think dan isn't actually legit way to the right of most of the GB staff. Dan and Vinny ideologically are probably identical, left wing but know not to open their mouths when the crazy left winged shit starts flying
It's different when you're a public figure and going out of your way to bring up in a piece of content that thousands of people are watching and is going to be archived on the internet forever
This game looked cool for the first 10min. Now I feel done with it.
>a slightly less pathetic way than the forced danpostingmeme
Fuck you, man. Danposting is great.
I hate Dan often, but man if this doesn't make him just a bit better. I've never thought about it this way, we mostly hate Dan, but Austin, Alex, and Danny all have to deal with him. This world might be worth it guys!
the fact that zoe quinn lurks here lets you know there's a lot of those things here, just looking to spread their stupidity. the fact Dan triggers them just him that much better. GiantBomb is dead without him.
I wasn't explicitly aware because I only listen to the Bombcast where they keep a lid on that shit. It does slip on a few occasions, like when talking about Dead or Alive, but Jeff tends to be the outspoken one in those conversations as he channels his massive cynicism. It also doesn't help that I have a hard time identifying voices besides Jeff and Brad. Perhaps it's because I don't watch the other content that I don't get why people tend to fuss about Dan. The Austin hate is much easier to understand because you can just look at the screencaps of what he writes on the site and on Twitter.
Even so, I've always assumed that they're all liberal to a degree, considering they're residents of San Francisco with internet-related jobs.
>Even so, I've always assumed that they're all liberal to a degree
Sure. I'm sure Dan isn't as liberal as say, Austin.
But he's still pretty liberal, talks about white privilege, complains about sexist video games and all that stupid shit. Just another aspect that annoys me about him.
Is Gamespot and Danny O'ShutTheFuckUp relevant outside of Giant Bomb? I only follow Mary Kish on twitter to save her selfies, but Gamespot the site seems like a slightly better IGN with constant top 10s and YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS shit.
correction mate, he payed god knows how much for dinners, dates and gifts to a used up hiv infected whore while I get to fuck 20 year old romanian porn newbies for 180 euros flat, he kissed her on her nigger semen filled mouth and probably didn't even do anal with her, she's so used up she doesn't even get MILF offers, I bet that pussy busted more than arkham knight on pc
Are you getting paid to shill Dan this hard or are you one of his down syndrome fans? I bet you paid money for his retarded T-Shirts too.
Here's a secret, you stupid fag: Dan and Patrick are friends.
yeah it was
It's IGN with a different name. They post movie trailers and geek shit now. Which makes that podcast part where they talked about how pathetic that is even more fun.
Why are you so triggered by Dan you need to make things up?
gamespot is one of those sites where if you change all the people in it
it wouldn't matter at all. the focus is on the games, not the people.
someone much hotter and younger than kish could replace her in a moments notice and nothing would change.
maybe google lexi love black dick, or lexi love old man, or lexi love nigger gang bang, or lexi love gets shat on, or lexi love swallows piss
the lowest low for a cuck is to be a pornstars bf, you fuck a whore, you don't fucking date her and take her to mom to meet
Even more hilarious is Dannys constant attempts to be like the Giant Bomb guys. He wants GS to be personality driven too, but everyone there is a fucking robot while Danny Boy just tries too hard. When Jeff dies after his wedding you fuckers will realize he was the last hope.
Jeff is indeed the last hope of Giant Bomb, as soon as he retires or dies, I ain't watching Giant Bomb anymore.
Can you imagine a Giant Bomb website headed by fucking Brad and Dan? Fuck that noise.
>Rorie with the trans joke
Bahahahahahah, I love Rorie.
Ryan was too good for this world.
At least hes sitting on cakes in heaven now.
>we going to touch on that?
I've read his dumb anxiety book, and his "anxiety" just seems to be "i get anxious sometimes". That's about the extent of it. It doesn't sound crippling in any way. I just sounds he gets as anxious as most, just more often.
>Thousand Sunny map
>game isn't related to One Piece at all
these fucking chinks and their complete disregard for copyright laws.
Invisible, Inc. still had no business being on the GB's Top 10 when Austin is the only one who even played it. He even specifically cited Brad's success with brute-forcing Dota 2 as a reason Invisible, Inc. should get in.
There's also the matter of Austin being a Fallout 4 apologist and constantly talking about "having conversations" on things. From his perspective, the Steam paid mods controversy wasn't the Hottest Mess because Valve fucked it up big time with an extremely exploitable system, but because "entitled" consumers had the gall to fight back and shut down "a conversation that needed to happen".
Additionally, Invisible Inc is a really bad game. The isometric stealth works, but the level deisgn is atrocious and works against the game.
What Austin pretended was impressive for the game really wasn't.
nope, you're clearly jealous, cos youre so damn mad at him dating some rando.
spouting things like "whiteknight" cos this is the gamergoober language you've learnt being a dorky little shut-in with a body pillow for company.
I'm just getting drunk.
THIS IS FUCKING BORING
>62 unread messages
FUCK YOU DA- Gang Beasts, my love.
BASED JEFF SAVING THIS UPF WITH GANG BEASTS UPDATE
I don't have any comment on that at this time
When is she joining GB bros? When is Rories contract up again?
Wow, is Gangbeasts actually really becoming a game?
Felt like ages ago they played this the first time on UPF (it probably was).
I'm not into amputee porn, but if only she was only her body.
>being ass mad at gb forums
I like Dan more than Austin, he has too much sjw floating through him. Atleast Dan acknowledges when he's being annoying or when he doesn't get something. Austin shrugs it off as if the other person isn't smart enough or capable enough to understand or in some cases he doesn't think the person is worth more than a shrug.
reminder that dans sisters are qt as fuck
$5 wasted. these arent that entertaining
She tried at least.
Is this better?
This is great but I wish Vinny was here instead of stuck with the two fags in the East ;_;
Ryan was always my favorite.
Brad constantly gave excuses for Fallout 4 because Bethesda were the 'only' ones that made that sort of game.
Yet he doesn't make excuses for other games with similar flaws and being the 'only' ones of their kind
That was a godlike UPF just because of Gang Beast.
Great shit, guys, till next week.
>le still settling in
That doesn't excuse you fuckers from being too lazy to record at least ONE fucking demo derby a month. Come the fuck on.
Dan's analytical videos and podcast appearances are pretty cool, what the fuck man
Definitely, but he was throwing a huge sissy fit over what is ultimately a minor inconvenience for a game that he barely even played. He was judging it solely on principle and had no right to be so pissy about it.
Holy shit, Ryan. The Burch bullshit started that early?
Anything that isn't part of the game shouldn't be taken in the game's favor. You're literally needing to go outside of the game to find a level, that's a deal breaker for most people including myself.