>MANGO IN JAIL
>M2K ON SUICIDE WATCH
>LEFFEN CONTROLLER BREAKER
>CHUDAT SEXUAL EXPERIENCES
>PPMD HASNT BEEN SEEN IN YEARS
ARE YOU READY
DOES IT GET ANY BETTER
FALCON WILL NEVER WIN A HUGE TOURNAMENT AND IT FEELS BAD BUT HEY LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME
Posts the streams in the OP fat whopping dikdiks
Melee main: /ShowdownSmash
Melee side: /ShowdownSmash2
Wii U crews: /ShowdownGG
Wii U pools: /ShowdownGG2
can't wait for tomorrow so the actually interesting matches start
>Tweeting about how she wants to get fucked by some black guy
>Posting shit when "turned on"
>Being trashy in general
I find that disgusting even if she is just a random porn whore. Like, have some fucking class. Being this much of a tryhard just because you're in porn is just dumb.
>HEY LOOK AT ME I'M A SLUT LOL AND I LOVE IT
>I'M REALLY PERVY YOU GUYS, BECAUSE I'M PORN
>LOOK AT MEEEEE
For fuck's sake.
Nah he just hasn't been playing 64 for like a year letting a bunch of posers think they're the best in his place.
Feel bad for the dude in pools who has to play his second game against him.
Dreamhack was a major as fuck nigger.
You mean the Asian I roomed with who smoked outside my window (even when I told him not to), played League of Legends until 6 AM all while screaming CAO NI MA ("Fuck your mom") and outright refusing to get onto the EST normal sleep schedule? Nah, fuck em. They also fucking hate anybody who isn't Chinese/Jap, and get into little groups and don't talk to ANYBODY unless they need something from you.
>M2K loses suitcase
>Turns out he left it at check-in all along
Laugh out loud Jason Zimmerman
I miss him he is kawaii but has a big important Japanese job now
He says he feels like he can't play consistently with Sheik
Not sure why playing consistently bad sounds like a better option to him but whatever. I just hope he doesn't play Falco during the crew battle, otherwise that crew is basically fucked
ITT: bold predictions
>zer0 will lose to Seagull Joe again
>PPMD will make grand finals
>mew2king will face Isai in the finals for Smash 64, but get destroyed
>Wizzy will outplace johnny
>Westballz will beat two gods yet again
because he realized 98% of sheik players are faggots
the only cool sheiks are shroomed and swedish
on the other hand the gayest falco we have is PPMD who is a badass
This is the girl mango's gf tried to stab. There used to be a pic of Lauren and her up but ChocoboLauren is apparently no longer active lmao
Nah dawg he's fucked, he just went for the people.
First he gives everyone 50% off pizza, then he goes to Genesis because everyone has been asking him to despite his reluctance.
>Mango's fat GF goes fucking crazy, goes to jail
>Mango now gets to live with cute babby Mango and only has to pay for two people on his Twitch/Melee salary
Sounds like Mango made off like a bandit on this.
>isai only going dk
Does he stand a chance for 1st? I wanted to see go full power with rat.
I'm pretty sure he was like that even during summit though, and his health has been improving, albeit slowly
That said he also only had to play top 16 + a few challenge matches at Summit. I imagine an entire tournament bracket will be pretty exhausting for him, so wouldn't be surprised if he ends up playing worse than at summit. Hopefully he'll at least make top 8
He actually does, but BoomFan will beat him.
Not even Isai's Golden Oozaru DK can beat Boom's Falcon, but it's also funny that Isai just disrespects everyone so much that he's gotten tired of shitting on everyone as good characters and so just uses some of the worst in the game for fun.
I've only been to small ones in Ireland but everyone was really nice and helpful.I enjoyed it. I'm working on getting better but it's hard because I'm in a pretty remote location and body all my friends easily
The main reason I signed up for that one is because it's the only big tourney that was within driving distance for me.
Do you think any big names from Melee and Smash 4 will be there?
Link is garbage, puff is pretty cool. I was more saying I want to see how he stands up against the best. I think over all he's probably the best 64 player but I don't think he's unbeatable, especially when playing dk. I know he'll make at least top 8.
i don't know but that fucker is the reason i decided to learn how to get good. this vid blew my mind when i saw it the first time
seems pretty standard these days but this video is pretty damn old
Everyone is nice and helpful, just grind friendlies and don't be upset if you don't advance in bracket as it will be your first tournament. Honestly as long as your not don't act annoying or dickish everyone is cool.
>Abadango doesn't play Pac-Man anymore
I've never met a player that high ranking but if you want tips maybe find other people who play your character. If you ask people for help during friendlies they'll most likely help you. Every time we get new people at my weekly some of the top players help them and give them advice.
>Do you not want Nintendo to help out?
absolutely not. They give nothing in return except for a barrage of annoying ads, plus any tournament with a ninty sponsorship can't have PM so they can fuck off
>people providing alls this free content are getting paid some
is there a source for that? I don't think we know any of the details
the Nintendo sponsorship was announced about a week ago, which makes me think they aren't doing anything for the tourney besides "Let us stream ads or else."
have you tried quickly sliding your thumb from y to b for shdl?
That's what I've been trying, but since I normally jump with X it's really uncomfortable for my thumb
Nintendo supplied Wii U setups to GG for APEX2015, but we don't know if Nintendo helped them out for G3nesis also
As far as the competitive melee community goes, yes, they do nothing for the players.
If they treated sponsoring tourneys like Capcom sponsors Street Fighter it would be a different story, but they basically just slap their name on the side, throw a few ads up and let the rest of the people do literally everything
As a mainly PM player in a country that loves PM to death, I agree completely. Fuck Nintendo and fuck twitch.We're not allowed to stream PM on any channel that has a sub button but melee and Tr4sh are fine. Even if we're not sponsered by them. They're trying to kill off some of the most dedicated fans of their game.
They provided some wii u's and copys of sm4sh. Nothing major though
Controller thread? Mine is modded to have the thumbstick of my brothers old wii controller and I took the L and R's from my best friends OG controller. It's becoming a controller made of my friends old smash stuff.
>They provided some wii u's and copys of sm4sh
I hate how they do nothing for the Melee crowd, they just want to get their foot in the door, advertise their newest game, they could care less about anything that goes on in the tourney
I guarantee this time next year when nobody is playing sm4sh, Nintendo will not sponsor any tourneys
>post yfw when sm4sh crews about to start
You entered the wrong thread boy
I'm actually excited tbqh
>Melee is just friendlies
>Smash 4 Crews about to start
Try to get used to y->b shdl, it's much easier. I play fox and use x for everything except shdl, upthrow upair, and multishines.
That's not my controller, it's silent wolf's. You can see the gate around the control stick is completely grinded down because he's kept the same controller shell for years.
Bizz is cooler but Kage is better.
Like, just look at this guy. I kind of doubt he ever even went to a tournament or watched Smash 4, but he just gets this crazy upset about it. It's fucking weird.
OG shoulder buttons are so much better than the sticky new ones. I've also removed the spring from the left trigger to make it easier on my finger.
I would have picked Kage, but Bizz is the only Ganon going, Kage is too poor to go, and Eikelmann couldn't make it
Hungrybox and Armada historically have been the only people to give PPMD a shitting, and Hbox is already on his team.
Basically Armada and Hbox cancel eachother out pretty much stock for stock. PPMD can steamroller everyone else on that team aside from maybe Ice. Maybe.
The other teams just don't have the firepower to challenge these two teams considering Hbox also has MacD who is the second best Peach behind Armada to eat spacies alive and also The Moon is good, and Swedish is right behind that level.
I mean he beat KirbyKaze in TMG earlier.
He has a decent amount of characters with Sheik, Marth and Falco so I think he'll be fine.
I think that how well Wobbles plays will determine the Ken/Axe match
Nah, Admiral disproves your theory. She was on a stream at EVO and she played a scrub just like this girl, and cleanly destroyed him.
Girls just don't generally care about Smash. Whenever i hang with my friend and his gf is around, she literally leaves the room when we try to play smash.
Man, watching these Sm4sh crew battles really shows how incredibly overrated a lot of people get just by being streamed weekly at Xanadu
Melee is hard man. It takes years and years to get good. She may not be top 100 but she's not too far off from that tier.
Most women in the scene don't last long, she's one of the few that's kept at it and has been rewarded for it.
ARE YOU FUCKING READY
>I hate how they do nothing for the Melee crowd
What do you propose they do, exactly? Print new copies of a Gamecube game? Start production of new Gamecubes? Provide fucking CRTs?
> it's dumb to separate men and women at something like e-sports
Why exactly? Females have lower reaction times on average and are also worse at spacial reckoning. It's the same reasons we separate sexes in real sports, there are inherent disadvantages between sexes in competitive areas.
Is funny how just by the fact that he hits his charge shots makes him so much better that hugs
>Those 100 charged shots he gave hugo in the ditto
Esports skill is determined by intelligence, not physical ability. Females have the same ability to perform well at intelligent activites as men. There is no reason to separate them, the problem is that women aren't as interested in doing well as men.
There are two potential arguments for having separate women and men:
-women are less intelligent than men
-women need safe spaces to protect themselves against misogynist men
Neither of these are good arguments.
Literally 5 times in one game. Plup's Samus is fucking awesome.
>my face everytime Hugs try to hit with a charged shot
>told Westballz to not say retarded but didn't care when others cursed with non triggering words
>Esports skill is determined by intelligence, not physical ability
Spacial reasoning is part of intelligence, first of all, and fighting games are also hugely dependent on reflexes, particularly at Melee speed. Please don't try to talk about things if you don't know about things. Every top level melee player has reflexes and intellect, as well as simple hand speed and coordination.
>Females have the same ability to perform well at intelligent activites as men.
Sure man, that's why Judit Polgar was one of the top 10 Chess players in the world, because chess, because chess is purely based on intelligence.
>There are two potential arguments for having separate women and men:
And yet you didn't list the actual argument I've been making, interesting. It's almost like you want to try to avoid what I'm saying and pretend I'm saying something else so you can attack that.
>ka-master coming all the way from hawaii
I don't even play luigi anymore but I'm hella excited
>My brother is luigi and ganon main
>My main trainingspartner apart from him is jiggs main
I am literally beating the best jiggs, luigi and ganon players from my country but lack in all other matchups. Fuck them for playing shit tier fuck characters.
I will never understand how you can suck at a matchup that you play often against. Maybe I'm just a god, but I don't think there are many jiggs players that would defeat me and I barely even started playing a year ago.
S-tier mains bitching about mid tiers is the most annoying part of the melee community.
Not him but calling yourself an SJW makes me not want to talk to you.
Are you implying that there's something wrong with my refugee Housemaster and his brothers helping themselves to my wife and daughter every night between their sessions building pipe bombs and plotting attacks?
Pretty racist m8
No ones talking about tr4sh, stop trying to ruin a perfectly fine thread with mindless shitposting
>tfw a nigger will never ever win a melee national
It's nice really.
>melee thread devolves into SJW talk
well that's a first
>not being more excited about Ladies' Crews
how does it feel to be a misogynist?
I actually main Peach.
THERE'S HARDLY A TOP 8 FOR TR4SH
SO FUCKING BORING
Texas and MDVA are the worst regions and most unknowns. Texas about to get fucked in the ass so it'll get more entertaining in a minute. But you have to remember it's still Tr4sh.
>always play with a boner
>Just stop. Let me guess, transgender people are just "different" from you and it's all good too, huh?
yeah I don't want to kill all trannies, I also think that saying retard is fine and Obama is a cuck president.
It's not all just black and white dude
>main Chloë Grace Moretz
>never plays with my boner
armada has a pretty qt gf
Yeah, I mean she's around a 6 but considering how much of a greasy fuck Armada used to be I think he did pretty well.
He made the series worse on purpose. He and you can fuck off
Didn't register for this tournament cause I'm working sat/sun
Should I just go down there and get a spectator pass? I can't tell if that would be even fun. I feel like I'm better off going to the bars after to see all the players drinking
I'm so happy. You could tell he was really close to dropping her around Apex, but he's been steadily using her more recently.
Ken, being the eternal king of smash, has recognized that no one can ever be on his level and now only attends one tournament per year at his true power level . He's sandbagging today.
>want to play Melee instead of watch Melee
>none of my friends ever want to play fightan james
>show friends fightan games
>i'm a little better because I've played a bit before showing them
>a lot of close matches but I end up winning most of them
>"fuck you anon this game sucks I can never win"
>never play game again
Why can't people take just a few hours to practice fightan? It gets so much better when 2 people are on the same level. I can't stand this instant gratification trend in gaming
What went wrong?
Same, all my friends are shitters who never want to gitgud if they lose. I played with some competitive Meleers last year on a trip and lost for like six hours straight and still had fun getting better.
>armada's little sister
I'd "smash" her if you know what I'm saying.
>start the tourney before it starts