>the last character you played as is now helping you with buying and carrying your groceries
>the super market is crowded and lots of young parents are having their loudly crying babies with them
How fucked are you?
>my Dragons's Dogma character I made to look like Jasper
>she's arrogant and has a short temper
She'd hit a child.....fug
I hope she has the decency to wear shoes without guns. I can also assume I'll be carrying everything and she'll make me buy more candy than I need
The last character I played as was myself in second life. I don't hate kids and have tons of experience in super markets waiting already irl. Still my avi in sl is a 2 year old child so I'm sure I make things worse cause I'm trying to rp as a baby.
I bet he'd carry them all in his stomach and just puke them out when we got home
>my EVE Online character
She will probably kill herself to escape this hell to wake up on the side of the Universe. I wouldn't blame her.
He'd probably hold the babies in front of his disgusting beer belly and shake them unconcious, spouting "HOIHOI" and a creepy "Yooooosh..." in between. Then he'd put them in the freezer.
Wow these kids sure are little shits, ey?
I don't think I'm the one fucked here.
>grab a chicken leg
>turn it 20 degrees north
>put a bag of peas next to it
>pour orange juice on top
>suddenly secret door behind the counter
>lair is filled with chicken tendies and mayan gold trinkets
>they open gunfire in the supermarket
>i just wanted to buy some kool aid
He carries on with it like a gentleman, but is probably annoyed as fuck deep down.
I guess Arisen grabs as many leafy greens as possible, throws some screaming children off of things, is surprised when he didn't have to pay 15000 gold for lettuce, and then divides the carry load for each of us based on how much we can carry.
either the mothers will love him, or I'm about to be accessory to murder
either way, my groceries will probably be scattered all over the floor and I'll have to pay for them
>Dragon Quest 8
Bottomless inventory bag to put everything in, and then we can just Zoom back home as long as he doesn't try and cast it indoors and slam our heads into the goddamn ceiling.
I wonder if a nendo can even help with groceries?
Is his English good enough to navigate an American grocery store?
>It's my whole squad of ayy killers
>They would beg me to get out and kill x-rays
I'll get my groceries, but I won't get to ever go vacm to that market again.
im all right, unless fighting game logic takes over and suddenly she has to duel someone in the soft drink aisle
>My Sangheili multiplayer character
I guess he'd get pretty annoyed at all the distractions and stuff, but he'd probably suck it up until all the groceries were gotten.
Nigga, I just got done using Odin's Sphere literal Ow the Edge
Can I at least thigh-fuck Mercedes before I die?
>will end up having an overabundance of apples and oranges
>will take hours to find a single goddamn banana because they only spawn in a 2 minute window every 24 minutes
>still damn near impossible to find in said window due to being rarity 5
I would probably be killing babies to vent frustration.
It's probably going to annoy the shit out of me that she's hopping around like a retard while I'm trying to analyze the different pickle jars on the shelf.
>Paper Mario from TTYD
>Danger Mario run
Well he's silent, so won't annoy me. But in perma-Danger state he kills everything he touches.
Playing a Danger Mario run actually gave me an idea; is Danger Mario the strongest Nintendo character? Could anyone beat him? All those lucky misses, max damage, and endless FP.
She'd probably start having flashbacks, run into the cleaning supplies aisle, and come out swinging a floor mop covered with razorblades that collapses in half to form a pair of nunchucks.
>level grinding Ruto in Hyrule Warriors
Her YYYYYX combo can kill around 200 enemies in a single shot. As long as there aren't any super tough parents that hide behind their shield around, I'll be fine.
He either A. ditches me and teleports away with down B
B. Drill Rushes through the crowd, killing at least 50 innocent people while I run towards the car
goes normalfag mode and uses an assist trophy
I never touched her for the first twenty hours or so after unlocking her, but she's more fun than I gave her credit for. She sucks shit against human bosses, but tossing fuckers left and right as I swim through the air at 100 miles an hour is like the whole appeal of Musous.
>uneventful shopping with Ramlethal
>pass by frozen food aisle on way to pick up milk
>return to cart suddenly full of oven pizzas and cheeseburger sliders
>too scared of being destroyed to say anything
Fuck this I should have started Rebirth3.
The Mueller PLS in Fast Racing Neo. Considering how incredibly fast you move in the game I think I would be fucked if I bought anything fragile that could break or get ruined from getting shaken up. The people in the vicinity probably wouldn't do to great either.
Mueller PLS do work with the trade of aliens and exotic creatures though, so maybe we could just call up a transport vehicle instead?
I'm probably never allowed back into the supermarket after DK is done with the bananas, also gonna have to pay for those barrels.
>"Ohmygosh, this is one of those moments I've dreamed of! Going shopping with my husband, being surrounded by accomplished couples and their cute kids! We're piling in all the things, and we pass a couple with their baby, then I get to say, 'Oh, why don't we have one? Or two? Or four? Or ten!' And then, when we get home, and then--!
The kids will probably laugh at him.
I'm going to get kicked out because she's gonna roll over all of those bitches to get to the bananas.
>can just jump and grind around everyone
I think I'm good
Welp, I'm going to have a lot of explaining to do when multiple destroyers, cruisers and carriers all appear in the middle of a crowded grocery store.
On the bright side, I'll have plenty of room for groceries
Just pray that Cruor
I think that was the planet?is having one of those Food Shortages they love to have so you can make big bucks.
Also if you dont have a Tempest on that fleet just resign immediately.
Devourer Hydra Bloodthirster
me and my nigga big float just gonna hover over these faggot ass kids, straight to the cereal aisle, cuh
For some reason I think he'd be great at this
Okay this could be entertaining.
Everyone would die as her boar spears the children through their skulls.
At least I dont have to take two trips to get everything in. The downside is that the man is literally the embodiment of anger.
>"HEY, you took my spot in line!"
>"BASTARD, that was the LAST box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!"
>Goes up the the service desk
>"Excuse me, which aisle do you keep your magazines?"
I don't think I need to tell you how it will result with Kaptin Bludflagg.
I'd be surprised if anything goes wrong, actually
Wario Land: Shake It (because missions despite being an eh game)
.....Time to shake some babies until they shut up. Or we can stomp the ground and just steal the food in the resulting mess. Or toss it through the windows and then go jump for it.
Good taste friend.
Though I myself would have super brainz with me, and it would probably take a lot of cow brains to satisfy his hunger.
>deals with crying lumas all the time
She's gonna be just fine.
>gonna stay at the supermarket for fucking hours as she tries to comfort all the crying babies and chats with the young mothers
Uh well, that's gonna depend on if I'm senpai or not.
If I am, she's gonna be in a haze and completely useless as she gets all hot and bothered, no help at all with these groceries. We had also better not have a female cashier or shit is going to get 5 o'clock news really quick.
If I'm not, I'm sure she'll be emotionally numb to the whole situation and help out in order to blend in.