I'll tell you one thing, it's not a playhouse for the children...
He used to have a consulting business in indoneeeeeesia
A disappointment? You're trashing me? You're gonna fucking trash me? Why? WHY? Because I made a game for you? You played it! You played IT! You came to play MY game! You came to ME! I got you Kiefer, I brought you Stefanie, you downloaded a fuckin' TORRENT! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You downloaded my game, you all fucking downloaded my game! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at your fuckin' hard drive! What am I supposed to do? "We're Kojima fans. Come on, entertain us! No one will know. Come on, entertain us!" Oh, stealth games, horror games. It doesn't matter! Nanomachines! Head transplants! You don't give a fuck, you'll just trash anything, you'll just trash anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to entertain you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good game developer! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna trash me? You're gonna trash me? Why? Why? 'Cause you fucked me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking insane!
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I really hope we will get a Snatcher remaster.
Small scale ? check. Sony ? Check. Unexpected ? like spanish inquisiton.
She HAS to pole dance in high heels. Because... BECAUSE she is a.. Clone! And clones have... faulty heels... and the shoes help with that. And rubbing your ass against a strip club pole is the only way that clone can absorb minerals and nutrients! I bet you feel kind of silly questioning her character now, don't ya?
It's OK, Kojima, I'm a perv too! Say, is there any chance that there could be a.... Ehrm, "fisting" mechanic in your next game? Maybe coupled with german lactating milfs? I am asking for a friend.
Sure, but once your friend finds out the secret reason why German lactating milfs need to be fisted, your friend will be ashamed of his words and deeds
>kicked out of Konami
>David Bowie dies
The man has lost everything he loves