I CAN'T DEFEAT HIM.

9 HOURS IN AND I'M STUCK AT THIS FAGGOT

HE STOPS MY COMBO AND STARTS HIS OWN INFINITE UNSTOPPABLE COMBO. THAT'S UNHEARD OF.

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>>324021427
And nobody expected you too, you're fucking awful at everything.

Parry tovarich, parry

>>324021427
parry and then hit him until he dies

>>324021560

PARRY PARRY PARRY

I DOESN'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM MAN!!!

>>324021525
Why post that comment? You have built up anger friend

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>>324021698
Could you kindly fuck off back to reddit?

You're not even old enough to post here.

>>324021698
Have you tried parrying him some more?

>>324021745

IT MIGHT JUST WORK I WILL REPORT IF I WON LATER

>>324021698
Try playing the sims that might be more you OP

Don't hit him when he's yellow

>>324021812
>perfect parry
>wasting it with dodge

Sam is easy as shit though

In fact, the only MGR bosses that arent are Armstrong and Monsoon

And Bladewolf if you didnt know how to parry

>>324022084
>Monsoon
>Hard

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MEMORIES UNBROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME.

I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE.

TAOSENAI YO

>>324021427

>fully kitted out cyborg gets his ass handed to a pure human except his hand

Fucking wrekt.

>>324021881
>this awful body

>>324022920
What's wrong with Grey Fox?

>MGR was a better game than MGSV
What went wrong

>>324021427
How did you even get that far? I can't get past Sundowner. He's fucking invincible.

>>324023475
Platinum actually wanted to stay in the videogame business, while Konami did not.

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>>324021427
kill him so he can go to soul society

also how are you so bad? is this max difficulty or something?

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>>324023475
It's not just that

i was warning people before mgs5 released, but NOBODY listened to me

NOBODY

yes, i am that fucking mad


HERES THE THREAD FOR PROOF, NIGGERS

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:CSOZf0B5KwgJ:v4chan.com/thread/300131051/metal-gear-solid-v-what-went-wrong.html+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

>Anonymous 25 June 2015, 10:10

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>what went wrong?

>Metal Gear 1: A game about invading a base, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping
>Metal Gear 2: A game about invading a base, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping
>Metal Gear Solid : A game about invading a base, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping
>Metal Gear Solid 2 : A game about invading a plant, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping
>Metal Gear Solid 3 : A game about invading a forest, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping

NOW HERSE WHERE THE SERIES GOES DOWN THE SHITTER

>Metal Gear Solid 4 : Only 20% of the game is actually about invading bases and learning about terrorists. No focus. Global scale. SHIT
>Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker - DO YOU EVEN INVADE BASES AND LEARN ABOUT TERRORISTS IN THIS GAME WHAT THE FUCK. Theres like 50 different bases and the game does not have focus. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN THIS GAME. HERE HAVE 50 THINGS TO DO BUT THE THING YOU WANT TO DO
>Metal Gear Solid 5 : HERE WE HAVE 100 BASES FOR YOU. NOT ENOUGH? BUILD YOUR OWN. PLOT? WE DON'T HAVE THAT ONLY GAMEPLAY. LEARN ABOUT YOURSELF, BECOME TERRORIST, OUR GAME IS FOCUSED ON EVERYTHING BUT WHAT THE SERIES GOOD.

>Ugh....

>God fucking DAMN it.
THIS WAS BEFORE THE GAME RELEASED. /V/ REFUSED TO BELIEVE THE GAME WOULD BE SHIT

I AM

FUCKING

M A D
A
D

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>>324024212

Most handsome character.

SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, JACK

OH YES, THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S VERY GOOD

I uh... Sounds gay right now but ingame it's awesome.

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>>324021427
Parry and ignore his taunts.
He's the easiest boss in the game.

>>324021881
Nigger you're really good. Good taste with that body too.

I can't even imagine how much trouble you will have again the final boss.

>>324024663
I believe i see your point, the whole 'operations' thingy from PW killed this shit, in the old MGS you were alone, all by yourself invading something without support, a linear, yet rich story.

>>324021427
Git gud right now or Armstrong is going to rape you.
Sam is very easy, just focus more on parrying than attacking.

so many newfags in this thread holy shit

>>324021427
ofc you can't, he is fucken invincible

>>324025005
>I believe i see your point, the whole 'operations' thingy from PW killed this shit, in the old MGS you were alone, all by yourself invading something without support, a linear, yet rich story.

Anonymous 25 June 2015, 10:53


>You guys don't get it. It's not about the story.

>the classic/retro MGS games felt like Metroidvanias. There was just one large base that you unlocked more access to as the story went on, you were rewarded for backtracking with new content.

>MGS5 is going to have none of that because its about 100 small bases with minimal content, then just 1 large base with an entire game inside

also from the thread. Guess who was right on that point, too

>>324024901
Wow this

Sam is fun and kinda hard the first time it's a given, but it's the perfect moment to git gud and learn parry/side dodge or Armstrong is going to pulverize the SHIT out of your ego.

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>>324024901

The senator is gonna turn his asshole inside out.

>>324021427
Is this guy the same Sam in Vanquish?

When the game gives you the chance to disarm him, don't.

He becomes faster and harder to fight.

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>>324024901
Armstrong is a punishment for not getting good.
You get three wake-up bosses before him. I don't know how people get past Monsoon without parrying.

>>324021521
Use that pincer blade thing. Ez.

>>324021525
Talk to us, anon. Why don't you and your dad get along?

>>324025479
I got to armstrong at like 1am the first time and after his cutscene and his speech, and after hearing STANDING HERE i was super hyped like a little boy again.

It was like 5am in the morning when I finally beat him. Holy shit you WILL get good.

>>324025479
The answer is simple, they use items.

>>324025479
>Playing for the first time
>Hard because im not pussy
>The difficult feels just right, kinda hard yet smooth
>Get to armstrong
>Literally spend around 20h of my life retrying that fight over and over and over again.
>Finally git gud

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>>324025479
>Mfw I beat him on Revengeance with no items fists only

I never realized you could use Sam's dodge mechanics whenever you were disarmed, it was a half hour fight though.

>>324026053
Did that too, but i remember that it took me longer, the first deal so little damage.

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STANDING ON THE EDGE IN THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIINNNN

>>324021427
Learn, anon.
You learn how to parry at Monsoon.
You learn how to cut at Sundowner.
You learn how to not attack at Sam.

You realize that you should've git gud at Armstrong.

>>324022134
I don't use a single one of those whatever items that heal you to full health when you are dying up until Monsoon when I use every single one of them

>>324026805
>parry
>em 'nades
>dodging shit
That's all there is to his fight. What are you doing wrong?

>>324022084
Armstrong was way easier than Sam for me. Sam was like a mirror match while Armstrong was just learning the timing on the rocks he tosses

>>324026805
You just parry Monsoon and stay away from his wheel of steel.
There's nothing else to be done at Monsoon.

I never had any problems in the fucking game except for maybe a little on armstrong, how can you be THIS bad at video games OP?

The thing I love the most about MGR is that it's not the twenty billionth prequel about Big Boss that they seem to love churning out after MGS3. Don't get me wrong MGS3 was GOAT, but they're desperately trying to keep Metal Gear alive somehow.

>>324021427
not even the hardest boss so far, also good luck against the final boss

>>324027086
>stay away

Naw man, you parry it. You run away from the helicopters and tanks he throws.

>>324021427
Starting today, you can only say "I can't" 4 times.

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>>324021427
>haven't visited /v/ for 4 months
>decide to give it a visit to see if there are any DDogma threads
>see this
Well, there's no cure for casualness. See you in summer, casuals.

>that fucking minibossrush before sundowner
I fought Minstral like 5 minutes ago what is the point? The whole game is a glorified boss rush anyways

>>324021427
He's fucking easy, Bloodlust makes quick work of him too.