And nobody expected you too, you're fucking awful at everything.
Could you kindly fuck off back to reddit?
You're not even old enough to post here.
MEMORIES UNBROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME.
I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE.
kill him so he can go to soul society
also how are you so bad? is this max difficulty or something?
It's not just that
i was warning people before mgs5 released, but NOBODY listened to me
yes, i am that fucking mad
HERES THE THREAD FOR PROOF, NIGGERS
>Anonymous 25 June 2015, 10:10
>what went wrong?
>Metal Gear 1: A game about invading a base, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping
>Metal Gear 2: A game about invading a base, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping
>Metal Gear Solid : A game about invading a base, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping
>Metal Gear Solid 2 : A game about invading a plant, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping
>Metal Gear Solid 3 : A game about invading a forest, learning about terrorists, destroying metal gear, and escaping
NOW HERSE WHERE THE SERIES GOES DOWN THE SHITTER
>Metal Gear Solid 4 : Only 20% of the game is actually about invading bases and learning about terrorists. No focus. Global scale. SHIT
>Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker - DO YOU EVEN INVADE BASES AND LEARN ABOUT TERRORISTS IN THIS GAME WHAT THE FUCK. Theres like 50 different bases and the game does not have focus. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN THIS GAME. HERE HAVE 50 THINGS TO DO BUT THE THING YOU WANT TO DO
>Metal Gear Solid 5 : HERE WE HAVE 100 BASES FOR YOU. NOT ENOUGH? BUILD YOUR OWN. PLOT? WE DON'T HAVE THAT ONLY GAMEPLAY. LEARN ABOUT YOURSELF, BECOME TERRORIST, OUR GAME IS FOCUSED ON EVERYTHING BUT WHAT THE SERIES GOOD.
>God fucking DAMN it.
THIS WAS BEFORE THE GAME RELEASED. /V/ REFUSED TO BELIEVE THE GAME WOULD BE SHIT
M A D
Parry and ignore his taunts.
He's the easiest boss in the game.
Nigger you're really good. Good taste with that body too.
I believe i see your point, the whole 'operations' thingy from PW killed this shit, in the old MGS you were alone, all by yourself invading something without support, a linear, yet rich story.
>I believe i see your point, the whole 'operations' thingy from PW killed this shit, in the old MGS you were alone, all by yourself invading something without support, a linear, yet rich story.
Anonymous 25 June 2015, 10:53
>You guys don't get it. It's not about the story.
>the classic/retro MGS games felt like Metroidvanias. There was just one large base that you unlocked more access to as the story went on, you were rewarded for backtracking with new content.
>MGS5 is going to have none of that because its about 100 small bases with minimal content, then just 1 large base with an entire game inside
also from the thread. Guess who was right on that point, too
Sam is fun and kinda hard the first time it's a given, but it's the perfect moment to git gud and learn parry/side dodge or Armstrong is going to pulverize the SHIT out of your ego.
The senator is gonna turn his asshole inside out.
Armstrong is a punishment for not getting good.
You get three wake-up bosses before him. I don't know how people get past Monsoon without parrying.
I got to armstrong at like 1am the first time and after his cutscene and his speech, and after hearing STANDING HERE i was super hyped like a little boy again.
It was like 5am in the morning when I finally beat him. Holy shit you WILL get good.
>Playing for the first time
>Hard because im not pussy
>The difficult feels just right, kinda hard yet smooth
>Get to armstrong
>Literally spend around 20h of my life retrying that fight over and over and over again.
>Finally git gud
>Mfw I beat him on Revengeance with no items fists only
I never realized you could use Sam's dodge mechanics whenever you were disarmed, it was a half hour fight though.
STANDING ON THE EDGE IN THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIINNNN
The thing I love the most about MGR is that it's not the twenty billionth prequel about Big Boss that they seem to love churning out after MGS3. Don't get me wrong MGS3 was GOAT, but they're desperately trying to keep Metal Gear alive somehow.
>haven't visited /v/ for 4 months
>decide to give it a visit to see if there are any DDogma threads
Well, there's no cure for casualness. See you in summer, casuals.