ITT: Vague descriptions of vidya and other anons guessing at

>you're a package deliverer

> You're a blue rastafanarian on a quest to an hero.

>>324003865

Jak 2?

>You're stuck in a time loop going through disastrous scenarios over and over again just to learn the pattern of the villain's attacks

>kids are so dumb they fall down in holes
>this almost causes an apocalypse

amazing puzzles with a card

Meme God Snake 5: Spooky Wound

>You're on a quest to open a door in a basement

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the final boss is a chair

>>324004005

Yep, you got it

>>324003986
Postal?

>>324004246
No.

> You're searching for a diet plan that doesn't involve eating ghosts

>>324004026

Undertale

>>324003986
New vegas?

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>you are an old man who gets raped by your teenage maid

>>324003986

New Vegas?

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An atmospheric gothic setting, with all of the gameplay innovations of Mouse Trap.

>>324004330

>implying you were ever Harman

>implying you weren't Emir the whole time

>LA Riots but across the time stream.

>>324004020

dark souls series

>>324004163
Nuclear throne

>>324004328
>>324004362
Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

>>324004394
Primal?

>>324004448
>Primal?
Incorrect, try again anon.

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>You're a murderous psychopath travelling with other psychopaths to stop some murderous psychopaths. Also, fuck children.

>the government is actually aliens

>you cuck a black guy but the girl cucks you afterwards

>Jesus Christ is a party member

You send out countless robbits to crush your enemies only to have them vaporised by an enormous flying donut

>>324004497
Xcom 2?

>>324004495
Killer 7?

>>324004495
go away Caim, you're dead

>>324004495

Drakengard! Either the first one or Drakengard! 3!

>>324004575

Xenosaga

>>324004575
Kingdom Hearts

>>324004020
EYE?

>>324004619
>>324004630

DING DING DING. Drakengard 1! Great job.

>>324004597
I figured someone would say xcom but not what i had in mind

>>324004163
The tick.

>Shoot faceless mooks and be repeatedly interrupted by a ghost who tries to show you how babies are formed

>>324004630
>Xenosaga

I'll admit I am surprised someone on v/ played that game

>>324004765
Borderlands

>>324004575
man chaos was great.

>>324004796
Nope
The ghost performs the demonstrations against your will

>>324004765
Fear

>you kill your not boyfriend to get your real boyfriend

>>324004765
FEAR 2

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Jesus Christ turns into a door

>>324004971
>>324004937
Correct

>>324004796
FEAR 2?

A ragtag group also including an onion go see whether or not genocide was a bad thing after all.

>>324005006

Purse Owner The Third

>Bad guy tries to commit genocide by eliminating a certain language
I was born in a small village
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>324005006
babybabybabybabybabybabybabybaby

>>324004292
Mask of the Betrayer

>>324004952
ff x-2?

>>324004495

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__q_Nx9WbgY

>>324005120
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE!

>>324005174

ayy you got it bby

>>324005076
Breath of Fire 3, my nigga.

>>324004394
Dark Messaiah

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>>324005092
>>324005130
INEVERFELTLIKE

>>324005245
aww shieeeeet my nigga

>>324005076
BoF 3

turns out it was a video game all along.

>the final boss is a train

>>324005428
the ps2 star ocean?

>>324004394
Dark?

>your the thing,a neutral version of it, you fight an evil version of the thing, said thing wants to rape you

>People play sports to one day meet superheroes

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>>324005459
San Andreas

pic very related

>>324005006
TALATATA TALATATA BABY BABY TATALATATA TATALATATAAAAA OUUUH YEAH BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

>>324005262
SO MISERABLE

>>324005749
Mario tennis?

>>324006003
yup

You have to stop your your brother from fulfilling your father's will. Along the way you are continuously lied to by everyone

>>324006021
Metal Gear Solid

>>324006021

Solid Gear Metal

>>324004497
The Conduit?

>>324006093
well done

>Little people force people in town to solve puzzles

>>324004020
Gods Will Be Watching

You have to avoid the only gameplay part to get anything done.

>>324004079
Bioshock Infinite

>>324004020
Alan Wake American Nightmare?

corruption happens.

>>324003865
>you're a slave who tries to save your slave friends from certain death

>>324005553
yes.

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After your teacher sends you to the timeout cupboard you have a panic attack in the dark and go into a coma where you dream you're on a shadow planet trying to save your dog and you have a bunch of cool inventions but really you're just in a coma

>>324006502
Metroid Prime 3

>>324006535
Oddworld.

Game is essentially a pokemon FPS.

>>324004020
Shadow of Destiny?

>>324006625
That was quick.

God that was such an amazing game.

>>324006502
Warcraft

All of them.

You thought interesting things were happening but the twist is that everything that happened in the game was a side story with zero consequences.

>>324006581
wrong.

>>324006730
yep.

>>324006727
we spent hours making abe fart and laughing at the grunts reactings.

>>324006791
Mass Effect 2

a man enslaves african children as soldiers has wolves running wild on his base AND tried to kill a brilliant scientist!

One of your companions carries around the script to the game and will often bring it out whenever your party's stuck.

>>324006791
>>324007116
MGSV:TPP

Something fell out of the sky, so go fight a fat guy who won't stop calling you and resurrect the literal devil.

Continue the story and kill an angel who listened to too much Linkin Park.

My chair is too cold, I'm going to kill everyone

>>324004418
>>324004667
>>324006437
>>324006687
Wrong

>>324006264
Correct

>>324006570
Heart of darkness?

2 Demons wont stop arguing so they get kicked out of the house and piss on a tree, which ruins everyone's day.

>You work your way through town to fight the final boss on the top a high school

>>324007608
yeh

>>324008195
Bully

>>324007249
Correct.

>>324008320
I guess that works, but I had an older game in mind

You and your disabled boyfriend kill zombies.

Some asshole tricked you in to ending the universe. you must kill the fuck outta everything on earth til you redeem your self

>>324008507
Rivercity Ransom

>>324008606
Lollipop Chainsaw

>>324008709
bingo

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>>324008873
my nigger

Morphic fields

>you are an italian who collects lots of money and jumps around a lot
>your most iconic method of killing enemies is jumping on them
>you're not from a nintendo game

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>Save your daughter by killing yourself and humanity

>>324009013
That flash game you could only play once.

>After crash landing 10,000 years ago God is ready to wake up and you and everyone you know is breakfast

>>324009061
nope

You were in a coma the whole time, but you solve the mystery when you wake up because somebody left the news on while you were unconscious

>>324009013
Nier.

>>324009013
Lisa?

Lost a limb in a fight but don't worry babe I'll be cool

>>324009257
incorrect
>>324009240
Ding ding
pretty easy one in hindsight

>blow up city
>get superpowers
>kill yourself

>>324009409
infamous

>>324008996
Merry-o teaches typing

>>324003865
>your character fixes things for a living and also has a hard time coping with loss

>>324007285
Diablo 3?

>>324009467
ayyy

your mom is supposedly russian but actually german

>>324009534

That's the one.

>>324009067
Chrono Trigger

>ya Hafta link the flame

>betrayed by team mates
>its actually an insane software controlling them
>you go insane inside an insane software
>What's your name, soldier?

Religious woman is the only sane one in the group.

>>324009760
Mgs2

>package delivery goes wrong, cargo used for hunting instead of getting delivered

>Your characters dick has own physics effects

>>324003986
Gotta be new vegas

>>324009067

Xenogears

>>324009830
>Mgs2
Nah.

>>324009863
Mount Your Friends?

>you have to reach the radioactive chair

You are all AI's created from some dumb bitch's naive imagination. The bad guy is portrayed as a good guy and is also the protagonist while the overly violent rival was actually the real hero.

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>minding your own business
>God appears out of nowhere
>spend the rest of the game following them trying to get into God's panties
>kill the real God, save the world, everyone becomes friends

>got to ring the bell

>>324009830
>Risk of Rain

>Yo momma is crazy , better hide in the cellar while crying all the way to hell

>>324009949

>>>324009863 (You)
>Mount Your Friends?

Nope

>best friend is also rival and gets cucked by your mom
>you travel into the future to kill your girlfriend because of his actions

>>324007186
Bravely Default

First you think you just need to travel to Spain for your country, but you quickly find out you need to shoot brown people in Spain for your country. Also sometimes dogs and Nessie, not to mention bug people and blobs of asthma.

>go on field studies

>>324009997
Dark souls

>>324006570
Read panic as picnic
I was very worried and confused

>get t-boned by truck in fagtown california
>coma
>float around fagtown solving crimes while in coma
>look mom i can drive

>>324010010
Among the sleep?

>>324009964
Nuclear Throne
>>324010010
The Binding of Isaac
>>324009721
Dark Souls

Your generic medieval fantasy adventure was actually just a giant exam to see whether or not you were fit to be god.

>>324010010
Binding of isaac?

>>324009992
Some Neptunia game?

You merge with the real you while two girls are waiting at home for the both of you

>>324010276
Kingdom hearts 2

>>324010156
Dragon's Dogma

>>324010276
Terranigma

>you're a synth with implanted memories, on a journey to find your son only to find out you must kill him or nuke boston

>>324010063
resident evil fourth edition

>regular jagoff who wants to explore the world and adventure
>turn out the be a chosen one, along with 3 others that must kill a tree

>be marked as a criminal for rest of the life
>evil god appears and sends demons
>have to defeat demons and the god

>>324010370
FF13

>>324010460
Nope

>>324010330
elder scrolls adventures: redguard

>your own power makes you uncontrollable
>you're an animal activist and bully a middle aged man who just wants to build an amusement park

wait what if i don't climb up these blocks ill be killed by demons

>>324010314
>>324010317
non

>>324010125
Driver San Francisco?

>You're some guy
>Fight bad guys with allies
>Bad guy boss wants to rule the galaxy after defeating the original bad guy boss
>Fight baddies and get stronger
>Turns out you're the original bad guy boss
>Your ally knew

>>324010252
>some neptunia game
nope
close in that it IS a game that's generally played by weebs

>>324010702
KOTOR

>You're supposed to be fighting monsters but you get stuck in base all the time doing stupid shit

>>324010701
yes

criminal's cum

This game is a meme I don't like.

>a big guy keeps COMMAN

>>324010914
Fallout 2.

Adam and Eve were actually aliens.

>>324010589
Catherine?

>>324010914
"Meme game" #XXX?

>>324011021
yup

>>324010993
Ass Cream 2

You shove a bunch of needles in the ground until eventually your brother kills himself

>old rich guy gets bored
>awakens an ancient evil

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>>324009894
Got it

Your creepy Jewish uncle messes with time so you won't kill yourself but ultimately kills himself because that's the only way to prevent you from killing yourself.

>I touched another man and now I'm on a moral journey because my family's' legs hurt.

One of your party members is a racist athelete who steals his dead brother's fiance.

A blind woman tries to talk to an old tree and you can decide if you want to kill her or not

>The protagonist was the badguy all along and betrays the player and the party towards the end of the game.

I have three

>7 Up: The Game
>Chex: The Game
>Pepsi: The Game

ITS THE GOVERNMENT MAAAAAAN! Check the fuel system, I think there's something there

>>324010837
Oblivion

>>324011517
correcto

You can witness spaceships having sex.

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>>324011415
200% Mixed Juice?

>>324011445
>Pepsi: The Game

The only way to get the best ending is to never play the game

>A bunch of guys from WW1 fight zombies, gaining artifacts through the way
>The German lies, takes his rightful spot as the controller and nukes Earth

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>>324011598

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>>324009520
A veterinarian who has spent far too much time on /v/?

a dog plays with a ball on some ship

>>324011657
pretentious hipster generic tps with cool setting, aka spec ops ze line?

You and your team's descendants are super powerful in the future, and have invaded countless planets and the final boss's homeworld. The final boss goes back in time to destroy earth to prevent this tragedy from ever happening. But your team persists... for a better future!

DANGER'S COMING, LOOMING LARGE

>you used a body switch spell on your best friend

>>324011853
SO WHOOOO'S GONNA MAAAAKE A STAAAAAAND

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>>324011934

>u play as a dude who teams up with a qt to rescue your gf
>the qt slowly grows feelings for protag because she's reminded of her dead bf
>her bf was protag's dad...

>Humans are the aliens
>God has a sweet rack
>Nice boat

>>324011934
X-change?

Nobody goes to your synagogue so you solve a murder instead.

You and your ace pilot friends try to stop a midget from stealing an entire museum.
Also, everyone is French.

>>324012005
Yup.

Man that ending was great.

I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!

>>324004587
Supreme commander

>>324006192
Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent

Everybody is british for some reason

>You set out on an epic quest to stop the ancient evil from awakening only to realize at the end the signs were misread
>The ancient evil is already dead and has been for millennia and the quest was pointless

God wastes your time because he's gotten tired of doing his job, so you get really mad and punch him right in his stupid fucking face.

>you're a kid but actually ur a dead body that goat buried that has soul of a player character trapped it in except it's not actually a player character, it's just a trick *holds up spork* and then you meet funny skeletons and lol spaghetti HAHAHA puns are funny lol bones lones gay robots and gay fish ha did I tell you about 5 dogs XD or maybe there's 6 dogs can you count the dogs for me?

>>324011273
FF10

>>324012520
Any SMT game?

>>324011332
Demon's Souls

>>324012634
yep

>>324012381
Every fucking game made by square-enix?

>>324012628
Nope, more emphasis on the face punching.

>>324012520
Asura's Wrath

>>324012381
Xenoblade

>>324012779
Ding ding ding.

Everyone thinks their daddy issues are more important than everyone else's

>>324012778
SMT2

>>324005076
Breath Of Fire III?

>>324005812
>4:46am
I hope you're asleep now anon, shits way too late at night

>>324005245
>>324005381
>>324012912
Yes, yes. This was already solved

>>324012036
Legend of Dragoon

>>324012684
na
>>324012818
yup

You succeed in breaking the speed of light by using the reverse gear

>>324010030
>>324010582
I can't believe no one got them

>you and your homies crash land on your way to vacation and then proceed to kill space nazis

YAHOO! YAHOO! Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHOO!!!

>>324010582
Sanic.

>>324008628
Please tell me the name

Everything would be resolved if the hero just fucked the villain

>>324012157
That one Jew game, pretty cool 2bh

You're inn to stop an evil organization that tried to commit genocide with altered dishwashers

>>324013223
Fiiiinally

>>324008628
Darksiders?

>>324003986
Fallout New Vegas?

Sightseeing in Brazil, but you are too shitfaced to enjoy any of it.

>>324013551
Max Payne 3?

>>324003865
>you were playing as a homosexual the entire time because the developers were too lazy to fix a very rare bug and the hack writer working on the main game decided to devote an entire segment of a DLC to showcase this unjust revelation

>>324013578
No, my last vacation.
Yes.

>>324013618
Borderlands

>>324013716
correct

Whatever.

>you stop an ancient evil while your gf goes insane

>>324013807
Final Fantasy 7.

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>>324013807
Final Fantasy IX

>>324013028
Big Rigs

you play against 9 inbred retards, but 4 of them are supposed to help you

>>324014114
ye

You fight your brother you don't even know it's your brother until your dad says so.

Some people get matching tattoos and are tricked into killing a god which allows the world to end.

>imagine yourself...
>...in a frozen forest...

>>324014405
One of the Shin Megami Tenseis.

>you are famous for being able to kill some ancient creatures
>a few regular random jagoffs can do it too

>>324014657

Skyrim

>>324014468
Black ops 3?

The hero of the first game turns evil which leads to the hero of the second game to sacrifice himself to somewhat delay his world dominance. You play as the son of the hero turned evil.

>>324014560
Nope.

>>324014723
Perhaps i didn;t make it vague enough, but yeah

You run around trying to avoid dying to all the monochrome obstacles and enemies to achieve ???

>Crafting a single item takes five minutes

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A bunch of dolls fight and for some reason crowds cheer like crazy when they do almost anything.

>>324014983

EVE

>>324003865
Fable 3?

>Hit it until it dies

>>324015109
Monster Hunter

>>324015012

Smash

>Books are not healthy

>>324015154
yes, it was an easy one

>>324003865
>build spaceship
>get robot
>crashland on new planet
>plumbers crack XDDD
>UH I SAID PLUMBERS BACK HEH
>buy another robot from said plumber
This is ez

>>324015190

Was thinking more specifically 64 because they're trophies in the others but it does apply to all of them more or less.

>try to take over the world while up against seemingly psychic governments who always know where you are no matter how well you hide yourself.

>>324015191
Alone in the dark?

>>324015318
Ratchet and Clank.

>You read a book to learn magic so you can try to beat the bad guy

>>324015495
ni no kuni

You turn into a lynx mid-game and you are forced to stay like that for quite some time

>AIM IS IN THE REACH ZONE

>You are grandson sent to get other people to fight skeletons with rapidly changing oceans

>you die at the beginning but get resurrected
>you have to run across the whole island and back to get something in the middle of the island so you can back to the end of the island so you can get the info you need to sail to another island and finish your job
>30 LP for 5 points of strenght!?

>Everyone is happy with the current situation but you still decide to bring them back in the real world.

You kick orcs off and into stuff, theres also magic.

>magic men doing magic things

>>324015793
FFTA?

>>324015793
FF Tactics Advanced

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>Australia sim
>travel straya and fight shit with boomerangs
>shitpost

>>324015875
>>324015890
Well, that was fast, correct.

>>324015804
Dark Messiah

A guy tries to liberate a planet by bashing things with a big hammer.

>>324015804
Dark Messiah

You're a god, most people can't tell, though.

>>324016041
correct

>>324016115
Okami

>>324016054
Red faction guerrilla.

>>324016157
yes

>>324015917
Rage?

>>324016201
No much older never played rage did it actually have boomerangs?

>>324016151
Correct

WWII Post Traumatic Stress Simulator

>>324015917
Could it be...Ty ?

>when you run out of health you don't actually die
>you just give up and go take a nap

>>324016390
Red orchestra

>>324016253
http://rage.wikia.com/wiki/Wingstick
It actually did.

>>324015917
That Borderlands game that's in-between 1 and 2

>>324016438
Correct!

You go to a town to cure your aids and wind up becoming an elder god.

>>324016417
Ty 2 specifically the game case advertises its amazing 21 different boomerangs kek

>>324016449
No

>>324016448
Holy shit more games need boomerangs

>A woman who can't stop shaking her ass at the camera blows up a lot of robots.

>>324013716
can someone elaborate?

>>324016660
p.n.03

>You just drop into the world
>Fight shit
>That's literally it, you fight shit, because you want to level
>If you consider doing quests, you're some SuperGodEmperorOmegaUltraJesus
>Still bossed around by everyone
Nobody will get this

>>324011263
Quantum Conundrum

You kill God, become God then get bored and kill yourself.

>>324016864
God of war 3

>>324011853

The Wonderful 101.

>press the circle button to fuck bitches
>mad titties

You think your girlfriend is killed so you learn to cut dudes in half again so you can beat a dinosaur man.

>>324016756

Yup.

>>324017002
Hotline Miami?

>>324016864
Dragon's Dogma

Feast simulator

>>324017086
no

>>324017087
yep

>>324016618
Ah ! I knew it, nice game but not very challenging.

>>324016759
3079/3089 ?

>>324017002
the darkness

>bald man loses faith in the world and becomes a loser

>>324017345
nah

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>>324017152
Two guesses is better than most posts in these threads kek but ye i remember that game was pretty comfy
>hey ty

>>324017339
Haven't played it so can't tell.

But no.

>Troublemakers get styled on by men in suits, and problems are blasted away with the power of the funk

>>324017391
Fuck dude ahhhh.....
Sbcg4ap

>>324017646
Elite Beat Agents?

>>324017745
Bingo

>>324017704
nope

>>324009974
DDS 1-2

>>324016839
No

>>324018067
Nice, didn't expect anyone to get that.

>>324011415
Baiten Katos

You can't beat it without S button.

>>324018592
Serious Sam?

Trust nobody not even yourself.

>>324018668
correct

>>324018718
S.T.A.L.K.E.R?

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>brother stops brother from getting more power

You go on a genocide as man/woman from ancient China.

>>324012279
Heavy rain?

Space Hitler steals your stuff, then shit gets fucked, then you try to unfuck the shit.

>>324018901
Nope

You're actually yourself from the future who went back to the future.

You shoot people

MC is a shota in spats.
Game also goes full /m/ for the final battle.

>>324004005

Oddworld?

>>324018802
Demonio pode chorar

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>guy goes get revenge for the death of his mother, creates gaming genre in the process

>>324019197
Pit?
If so, it's not vague at all because I haven't even played the game

>>324018802
legacy of kain

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>>324019252
CARALHO CARALHO CARALHO

>tfw eu tbm sou brasileiro

The fuck

>>324003865

A bitch dies so you go on a killing spree.

You will not see the last boss until you got really good

And dogs will one-shot you

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You kill the demons and then your brother

>>324005812

>How to you deal with...

How to you deal with what, Anon? Don't ask /b/, they are niggers while we are your friends! We will help you!

>>324019417
DMC3?

>>324019327
Existem diversos de nós aqui, porém, brspeak é um motivo para banimento.
Enquanto isso taconiggers podem ter as threads deles.

Let's see if you can guess this one, the following is the clue:

Yeah

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>>324019417
B-but Vergil is not kill

"Yes"

>>324019512
Persona 3?