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Why does doing something really cool in a video game make you have to shit?
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>>323988528
What?
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My guy...
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>>323988627
You ever get that feeling when something cool in a video game happens you have to shit? I do.
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It was like that time Calvin said to Hobbes, "This is so cool, i have to go to the bathroom." I assumed it was the same for playing games.
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Oh Common!! I can't be the only one that has to shit when something exciting happens in a game?
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>tfw you character create a qt and have to take a break every few hours to fax
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It's like when you jerk off to porn, you shit when something exiting happens in a video game.
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>not shitting in the bathtub
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>>323990060
Not shitting in a shower and stomping down drain
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>>323988528
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I just woke up my family laughing on a toilet at midnight after playing Mad Max, thinking about this for you nuggets.
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>>323988528
faggot with loose asshole detected
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>>323989860
Fax what to whom?
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>>323990339
>not faxing pals to let them know
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Op here, how do you get excited for something? I always get the urge to shit.
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>>323990708
I get excited by faxing
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>>323989389
Last Panel
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>putting your diarrhea into the toilet instead of having a squishy, liquid-y warm companion in your pants while you game
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>>323991442
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>>323990060
>>323990114
I pee in the shower sometimes but I don't poop in it.
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>>323991442
Holy shit thats nasty anon.
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>>323992084
>not realising sex is literally the same thing

>really need the toilet
>lying in bed
>belly is screaming for release
>can't be assed to get up
>just go "fuck it, i'll do it now"
>let it all go
>it feels so good to get that shit out and you enjoy the pain in your colon disappear
>it's all warm and you feel great
>then it goes cold
>and you regret the whole thing

It's literally like sex. Prove me wrong.
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I might as well ask in this thread

do you guys get pre-cum when you press out a really big log? I've always thought it makes me like 10% gay.
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>>323993243
What the fuck am I looking at?
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>>323993534
It happens as the shit is pressing up against your prostate. Since massaging the prostate causes that to happen (and if you press it often and long enough in a single sesh you cum pretty fucking hard, I've done it like twice using a walking stick) so it's all good.
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>>323993589
Something that was on the front page of reddit for 2 days.
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>>323993589
>>323993243

It's a guy kissing the baby. His bald head is above the babies head.
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>>323993534
That means you don't jerk off enough. I've had that happen once in my life back before I got off like a fiend all the time. You were pushing your excrement out thats why some came out, your probably a little "backed up" if you get my drift.
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>>323988528
Because you have IBS, OP. Go see a doctor.
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>>323993589
A guy with his spread out asshole right next to the baby...or maybe its >>323993713
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>>323993790
No it doesn't you stupid fuck. It's cause it's a huge shit and it presses his fucking prostate which is in your fucking ass. I know, I've fucking massaged it.

Now stop lying to the poor fucker.
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>>323993826
Is that a wookie?
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>>323988528
Whenever I do something cool I get tense and like a slight shiver over my body. Then I get worried about screwing up so I try to reel it back. I.E. successfully dodging hundreds of bullets with Melting(Who has 2 HP and dies in one hit) in Nuclear Throne.
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>>323993869
I did see it after a moment.
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>>323993885
I was just having a bit of fun anon. Learnt something new today though thats cool. Thats originally why I thought that happened back then, makes sense.
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>>323993704
Oh crap, well its not like I would know thats where that came from thank god.
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>>323993713

Fuck I finally see it. He just has a weird shoulder or some shit. Or some kind of growth attached to his dead.
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>>323995079
... That's his ear.
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>>323995079
*head
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>tfw have to take a break every 15 minutes to stretch my boy
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>>323995138

Do you mean the ear has some kind of growth on it? I'm talking about the part next to his head that people mistake as an asscheek.
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>>323995079
I feel you, it took me a solid minute to finally see it. Your still not seeing it quite right though as hes perfectly fine.
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>Watch a movie or play a game.
>Suddenly have to shit.
>Still watching/playing game.
>Grimace as I imagine doing whatever the character is doing on screen while having to also take a shit.
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>>323995248
No I mean that's his ear. His ear looks like an asshole and then his clavicle and body hair set it up just right to look like an ass. It's the ear that's doing the most work.
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>>323995248
The asshole looking part is just his ear, hes leaning foward over the baby, his bald head is one cheek and the shoulder the other, ear is just fine though.
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>>323995346
>>323995363

I got that. But his shoulder still looks fucked up.
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>>323989860
Are you a secretary at a law firm or something?
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>>323995498
It's his shoulder blade too because you can see his back. He's perfectly fine.
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>>323995215
Is this a euphemism for masterbation?
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>>323995498
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>>323995856
If you did that thats quite a bit of effort to help your fellow anon out bravo.
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>>323995541

Yeah but what's that extra shit that kinda looks like a third asscheek, right next to the lady? Is it part of the guy or some piece of plastic or what?

Goddamn I've spent too long staring at this picture.

Wait, maybe it's his knee. I've solved the puzzle.
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>>323996083
idk it took me like 5 seconds really
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>>323996132
That's his hip. he's wearing black shorts.
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>>323995856
It's a bald man kissing his baby
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>>323996213

Oh. That would also make sense.
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>>323996427
This is thoroughly entertaining me.
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I really enjoy taking shits like it always feels really damn good whenever I take a shit. I'll sit on the john for 30 minutes just enjoying the feeling of it coming out of my ass. Does this mean I'd like assplay?
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>>323996530
Its natural to get a sense of pleasure out of it. The body's way of encouraging you to shit and get that waste out.
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