Why does doing something really cool in a video game make you have to shit?
I pee in the shower sometimes but I don't poop in it.
>not realising sex is literally the same thing
>really need the toilet
>lying in bed
>belly is screaming for release
>can't be assed to get up
>just go "fuck it, i'll do it now"
>let it all go
>it feels so good to get that shit out and you enjoy the pain in your colon disappear
>it's all warm and you feel great
>then it goes cold
>and you regret the whole thing
It's literally like sex. Prove me wrong.
It happens as the shit is pressing up against your prostate. Since massaging the prostate causes that to happen (and if you press it often and long enough in a single sesh you cum pretty fucking hard, I've done it like twice using a walking stick) so it's all good.
That means you don't jerk off enough. I've had that happen once in my life back before I got off like a fiend all the time. You were pushing your excrement out thats why some came out, your probably a little "backed up" if you get my drift.
No it doesn't you stupid fuck. It's cause it's a huge shit and it presses his fucking prostate which is in your fucking ass. I know, I've fucking massaged it.
Now stop lying to the poor fucker.
Whenever I do something cool I get tense and like a slight shiver over my body. Then I get worried about screwing up so I try to reel it back. I.E. successfully dodging hundreds of bullets with Melting(Who has 2 HP and dies in one hit) in Nuclear Throne.
>tfw have to take a break every 15 minutes to stretch my boy
I feel you, it took me a solid minute to finally see it. Your still not seeing it quite right though as hes perfectly fine.
>Watch a movie or play a game.
>Suddenly have to shit.
>Still watching/playing game.
>Grimace as I imagine doing whatever the character is doing on screen while having to also take a shit.
Is this a euphemism for masterbation?
If you did that thats quite a bit of effort to help your fellow anon out bravo.
Yeah but what's that extra shit that kinda looks like a third asscheek, right next to the lady? Is it part of the guy or some piece of plastic or what?
Goddamn I've spent too long staring at this picture.
Wait, maybe it's his knee. I've solved the puzzle.
I really enjoy taking shits like it always feels really damn good whenever I take a shit. I'll sit on the john for 30 minutes just enjoying the feeling of it coming out of my ass. Does this mean I'd like assplay?