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aside from killing the other players, what is there to do in Online?
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>>323985672
Do what I do.

Drive.

Load up the drive soundtrack and never get out of your car.
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>>323986502
this, i just drive around and rob stores.
sometimes follow other players and hope they shoot at me, they never do.
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Are you one of those people who just goes around shooting everyone they see? I constantly have to be in passive mode because I don't want to deal with that shit, but then they just blow up my car instead
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>>323986656
they still pay if you have insurance

also badsport if you're on console.. no badsport lobbies in PC
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>>323986502
I never get tired of it
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Heist.
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>>323986791

I don't mind the cost, usually getting the car back is free anyway. It's just annoying constantly calling the mechanic to bring it back
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cause mayhem
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>>323986934

I was trying to do the bank robbery one for like two hours but people keep dying. Playing with randoms is suffering
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Nothing, but give R* money from underage kids buying shark cards with their parents cash. Instead of actual fucking DLC with content for single player, we luxury yachts and jets that costs hundreds of real dollars.
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>>323986656
yes, then as soon as you respawn I snipe you or run you down with my car
It's funny when you have like 17 kills on somebody yet they still won't spawn in passive mode.
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Get blown up/tossed around by hackers.
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It's fun when people are at least a little creative when they try to kill me. It was fun when a guy threw a bus with a cargo heli at me, it's annoying when it's stickies.
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>>323987163

I don't understand how that is even fun. I'm not getting annoyed, I'm just waiting for you to leave. Or then I just go do some job
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>>323986502
I do this but with eurobeat and a futo.
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>>323987105
I just assumed you had others to play with. With randoms is rough. I suppose there are races?
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who else just rides a BMX around and goes stuntan?

doing backflips and spins in first person is surprisingly satisfying
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>played online when the game came out on PC
>it's shit and boring
>5 minute loading times
Might as well try out the game now. There have been a lot of updates.
>15 fucking minutes of loading
>failed to connect
>10 more minutes of loading
>oh wow, there's fuck all to do
>join a heist
>get in the van
>dude hacks the van to the destination
>heist over
>5 minute loading time
>some hacker blows up all the players
>no one can move because of some hacker
>a clone of my character is dry humping my ass
Fuck this stupid game.
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>>323987105
Randoms will never cease to amaze me in the thousands of ways they manage to fuck up a heist or setup. This was the first and last time I helped some chinese fuck do something.
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>when somebody constantly spawn kills you but they're in an bulletproof armored car

I mean when I have a fair chance I don't give a fuck but that's just cheap
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>people who play online just to go into passive mode
>people who play online just to drive around alone
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>>323987561
Me but nobody else does this, so much fun riding around in FPV at the skateparks or doing the bunnyhop glitch up a skyscraper.
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>>323987742

>people who treat freeroam as an endless deathmatch
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>>323987570
the loading time is pretty annoying and that's why don't really play any of the mini games
which is probably why I'm only level 30 with $60 000

no hackers on PS4 though, or at least none that I've seen
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>>323987985
pretty much what it is though
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>>323988028
>>323987570

Are the load times really just as bad as on PS3? I figured it would improve on PC, at least half of the playtime is spent just waiting for something to load
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>>323988028
I don't bother with any of the minigames. I'd love to have a race or something, but I am not going to sit trough that loading time.
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>>323986791
>be me
>always nice to everybody and don't kill anybody
>lobbies are always just people driving around doing absolutely nothing
>go on a rampage once killing everybody
>put into lobby with other badsports
>everybody is blowing everything to shit, smashing into each other, crashing planes and just causing general mayhem
>holyshitniggathisisfun.jpg
>mfw I was missing out all that time
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I just explore the map and drive around, doing jumps and stunts. It sucks that I lose money every time I die though. All I want is a sandbox where I can just fuck around, none of this semi-MMO nonsense.
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>>323985672
How do I earn plus 1 million money in a day. Is it possible?
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>>323988585
put your money into your bank account, dumbass. You can access it anywhere from your goddamn phone
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>>323985672
Man I left playing gta online when every time i fucking log in i hear fucking muslims talk in arabic.
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>>323985672
Dress up as CIA with a swastika on your back.
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>>323988647
By doing the criminal mastermind challenge with a bunch of well known friends maybe, but that's it.
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>>323988673
You still lose a percentage out of your bank account, I'm pretty sure. It's the only explanation for why I'm near $0.
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>>323985672

Make money, buy stuff, chill in my yacht, buy and mod cars, fly around in planes. Anything you want really. It's a surprisingly good sandbox online and the expansions are free. I find just messing around is better online than in SP simply because i have more available to me than in SP.

I outrun shitters in everything in my schafter V12.
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>>323988647

The Pacific Standard heist pays like 700k on hard if you take the 55 percent cut, so just do that a couple times. Or is there some kind of cooldown on them?
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>>323988805
No you don't, you only lose up to $5000 if you have it on you when you are killed. You're probably broke from having to buy ammo in huge chunks all the time.
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>>323988416
>be me
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>>323988897

No cool down if you're no the planner. If you just join a heist you can do them over and over.
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>>323988897
Only a cooldown on the host, if you have 3 close friends who are decent at the game you could all just take turns hosting.
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>>323988748

What platform? On PS3 everyone seems to be latin or black. I guess it's the poor people platform now
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>>323988315
It's so bad on the PC I can't even imagine PS3 being worse.
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>>323988647
If you find a good crew to heist with yeah...
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>>323988918
I tested it right now, you lose money directly from your bank account for dying.
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>want to do heists
>need expensive apartment
>no money, need heists for money

JUST
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>>323988860

>I find just messing around is better online than in SP simply because i have more available to me than in SP

I feel that way too, never play the single player. Messing around could be fun if people were more creative than just shooting each other
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>>323989170
Who would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>323988748

>Playing with mics

I have not had mics on since moving over to PS4. I mute people who join jobs and heists.
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>>323989281
Turn on your game right now. Look at your money. Blow yourself up. Now check it.
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>>323989206

You can join a heist crew, apartments are needed for planning. More than anything in GTAO is RP for levels. The more levels the more you can do, you don't need 5 apartments filled with supers to do stuff in game.
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>>323989265
It sucks that a lot of the stuff in the multi-player isn't available for on-line.

Shit I just want to give Franklin a low rider and Michael a yacht
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>>323989206

The cheapest high end apartment is like 200k I think, I got that one. You can gather that sum relatively fast if you don't blow your money right away
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>play in free aim lobbies
>always fucking dead because everyone uses the default autoaim
>takes forever to even get one heist going
>whenever someone finally does join they're low level and/or have a shit K/D

I've been pretty much having to friend every decent random I play with. We did beat the prison heist on the first try though which was really fun. It's always stressful when the mission is out of your control and you have to rely on randoms to pull through.

Oh, and if you don't accept a 55/15/15/15 split you're a fucking piece of shit and need to fuck right off. The leader pays the up-front fees and gets paid nothing for any of the setup missions.
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>>323985672
Stare at loading screens
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>>323989281
>>323988918

You lose ALOT of money in single player but in online it's around 500 dollars. You can make that in not even 30 mins if you're a good sport.
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>>323989385
>Turn on your game right now

Give me an hour to load up online and I will.
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>>323989550

If you load up in SP it's about a third of the time. Online is slow on any system it's not the hardware you use even a top end pc, it's the 3 year old servers jew* use.
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>>323989478

>play in free aim lobbies
>always fucking dead because everyone uses the default autoaim

Yeah that's pretty gay, I resorted to using the autoaim too. Shame there's no option for freeaim servers like in RDR
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>>323985672
Go to /gtaog/ and worship Nessi's cock.
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>decide to play GTA:O for fun
>enter game
>immediately die to aggressive players/hackers
>turn on passive mode
>no fun allowed mode
>look for a plane or helicopter to steal
>they're all locked behind a paywall
>steal a car
>get 20 police on me immediately despite being in the middle of fucking nowhere
>die in one bullet
>respawn in the middle of nowhere with no cars in sight

So fun
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>>323985672
Nothing, the game is only fun in Single Player or in a private lobby with one, maybe two friends.
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>look for high end cars to sell around grove street
>heists with bros
>playing missions/farming los santos connection
>playing vip missions, which also work solo. Sightseer is pretty fun
>join a public game and do the random public events around
>do one of the newer missions that give double rp/xp
>daily objectives (though some of them are shit or just dont work)
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>>323988416
Haven't been in bad sport since 2 years ago when I got 100+ kills with tank griefing.

It was an all out warzone. Tank brigades rolling down the street, jets zooming overhead, gun battles on every corner, griefer crews doing drivebys, RPGs flying around everywhere.
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>>323989564
>make $500 dollars in 30 minutes

The fuck are you smoking? Just do a Gerald/Simeon mission by yourself, complete the mission then go AFK for 15 minutes near the trigger to end the mission, you get nearly $20,000 that way.
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>>323989710

>look for a plane or helicopter to steal
>they're all locked behind a paywall

Huh, what platform is that? They don't cost anything on last gen consoles. I don't remember if there was some stupid level restriction though
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>>323989478

>Oh, and if you don't accept a 55/15/15/15 split you're a fucking piece of shit and need to fuck right off. The leader pays the up-front fees and gets paid nothing for any of the setup missions.

You must not do alot of heists then. Being cheap with your cash will never get you a full session. And heists are not hard not even Humane labs. I always split it 25% for everyone. People will actually work harder for more money.
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>>323989750
Oh, also you have to have trainers, because that's the only time an open world game is fun.
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>>323989806

I meant by being idle. You get 2000 for being a good sport. It's easier to make money then it was last year. You even make more RP.
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>did supercar glitch 2 years ago
>stockpiled up over 25m, an insane amount of money at the time
>spent it like it would never run out.
>buy expensive cars, the tank, the high end apartment, expensive clothes, just waste money left and right
>come back to GTAO now and see they added a ton of new shit
>literally 0$ to my name
>tfw now I know how lottery winners feel

JUST
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>>323987561
you have good taste anon, feels wonderful pulling off something crazy on an Enduro
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Every goddamn time I get on some shitter in a jet flying around killing everybody. Check his stats in the player list, 1.4 million k/d invisible glitched body, level 7777 or something equally retarded.

Chill in one of the construction towers and snipe their jet down, they spawn in passive, send me some kind of bitchbaby text, go get a new jet, come out of passive mode, rinse and repeat.

Shitters like this need to get the fuck out of online. Just driving along with friends minding our own business then they fly by and blow up the car. At least most of them are stupid enough to follow us to the yacht and get shot down by the anti air defenses. Only to be promptly followed by "leave boat pssy as btch" or other hilarity. Why does a vast majority of the people playing this game think it's fun to just fly around and shoot people with their jets? Just doing that gets boring after a while for me.
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>>323990068
I thought that good sport payment was only once a day?
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>>323989948
You assign the money after everyone has joined. Since it's so goddamn hard to get a heist going, let alone a finale, most people just accept it.
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>>323989948

>I always split it 25% for everyone

You lose money setting it up though so you're getting less than them
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>>323990125
Use the Homing Launcher, that will piss off most jet shitters who are actually shit.
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>>323990083

EVERONE who did the glitch lost money even hackers and those who were given money by hackers. Had a friend get 10 billion of hacker bucks and he was level level 2000 for over 2 months. Then he logged on had nothing, no cars, no tanks, no planes, 0 dollars in the bank and was reset to level 30.
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>>323989948
>I always split it 25%

top cuck
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join the vg circlejerk over some armless faggots that pretend to be grills
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>>323985672

I only load it up when someone I know is playing it. Generally we will do stuff like this >>323987094
Its just a social experiment. I like to walk around saluting people with my buddies slowly driving behind me in an armored car.

Also my character is only wearing shoes with high socks and a Ski mask with night vision goggles. He also has really gross tattoos.

Just fuck with people and their reactions are pretty funny.
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>>323987304
>eurobeat driving on GTA Online
Top Taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNRoApV5T0
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>>323990083
Dumb feelsposter
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>>323990185

One a day in game time. If you do a mission or two you get it. In fact if you join a new session you can get it twice in less than an hour and never have to pay daily utilities cost.
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>>323990341
Nah, those was only for people who did hacks or gifted large amounts of money. I wasted my last bit of money paying for destroying someone's car.

Unless you mean they reset your money literally like 3+ months later?
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>>323985672
Any of the gamemodes that sound boring.
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>>323985672
>aside from killing the other players, what is there to do in Online?

no
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>>323990275
Anybody who hears the homing beeps and doesn't immediately evade the rocket is probably going to crash into a building before killing anybody anyways. Homing rockets suck absolute shit against jets
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>>323990448
>if you join a new session

Nope, fuck that, it's hard enough finding a session not full of foreigners using mics and hackers killing everybody as it is.
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>>323988125
>get into an endless deathmatch with some person who decides to shoot at me when I'm driving about.
>end up getting about 70 kills on them, while they barely get 5.
>keep killing them even after they start running from me.
>eventually have script kiddies descend upon me to blow me up/freeze me
One thing I hate about the PC and old gen versions. That and how everyone assumes you cheated because you're above whatever level they have in their head that legitimacy stops at.
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>>323990251
>>323990365


Well I'm not poor doing the heists either but even the biggest setup cost is still less than the 25% take on hard. And when I finish mine I line up for someone else's final. I've waited to long and had to many heists fail or not even get started because of that.
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>>323990631

Freemode is always full of foreigners sadly. Makes me wonder why rockstar never made the servers by region to severely cut down on the lag. As for hackers, just avoid them. There are alot more on PC than consoles but PS4 is too comfy to give up.
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try to do stunts with other people
Ever jump a motorcycle off a ramp and bounce it off a jet going the opposite direction and land on a roof? It's dumb shit like this is why I play GTA.
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I hate that if you want to customize a car you have to win 20 races with that car class.
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If you take less than 40% as host in a heist finale you are a spineless cuck, that's a fact.
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>people unironically bought this on PC with a community that is filled with hackers and activites that are a ghost town

Jesus fuck, are you this dedicated to your "m-muh master race"

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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>>323990972
race trading
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>tfw waiting for Red Dead 3
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>>323991001
>PSN outage
Sonyggers, not even once.
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>>323989478
>55/15/15/15
Top Jew. Even taking the setup payouts and the initial cost for pacific standard on hard, 40/20/20/20 still nets host more than the help. Same holds true for all the heists except series a because the payout is garbage on it. Just admit that you're Jewish brah. I always pay out 20% to randoms if they just joined. Otherwise you just get shitters and le epik trols who fuck shit up on purpose. Losing out on that extra 15% is honestly worth not having to replay the finale 10+ times plus loading screens because you're trying to underpay people. Or if I'm with friends we always just do a 25% split across the board because we're not Jewish and we all take turns hosting the heist.
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>>323990828

>Jump off mount chiliad
>Car lands on passing Besra
>Jump out of car at the same time
>Jet doesn't blow up the second we hit
>Tap enter vehicle
>Animation locks me right on top of jet
>Open canopy and toss him out and hijack jet
>Jet guy lands face first into a tree too close for parachute to work
>Jet has no damage
>Enjoy free jet
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>>323991096

I wonder what game they'll release this year. I mean they have to release something right, they've been doing one game a year for forever, but now they've just rereleased GTA on different platforms for three years straight
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Here's something I would do

>Find a cargobob
>fly around and look for people who are in stores (clothing, gunshop, barber)
>take their customized car while they are in the store

You can always tell it's their car because it sticks out like a sore thumb. Sometimes I go to the insurance lot or the police lot and do that. Or place the cars on the roof of a tall building but then I realize they can just call the mechanic and get them back.
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>>323991001
>there are people who bought a ps4 just to shitpost
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>>323991221

Max Payne 4 seems more likely. That game ended terribly
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>>323991225
>cargobob trolling

Mein neger, shame that welfare launchers are given to every level one shitter though.
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What's your favourite radio station, /v/?
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>>323991225
You can only do that on dead gen. The dream is gone.
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>>323991158
Adjusting your pay does nothing to affect performance. The only reason you'd have garbage players is if you took a low level or someone with a shit K/D. Just kick the shit players.

Any good player will not "try harder" whether they're getting 15% or 25%. It's still worth it for them to try, otherwise they'll just be sitting around waiting for a new lobby and probably get some setup mission with low level shitters.

By the way, there's a reason the game defaults to 55/15/15/15
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>>323991225

For a while before they patched it you could cargobob a player car out of impound if you waited there drop it in the nearest water channel and not pay any damage cost since it's still impounded. It would perma destroy the car. That was a long time ago but I've never seen so much rage in any game over that.
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>>323991405
self
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>>323991405
self radio

I always listened to the chat stations in previous GTA's, shame that the ones in V are so fucking shit.
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>>323991405
Radio Los Santos > Pop >Rock > Channel X
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>>323985672
Loads, drive, fly, explore, crime sprees and hassleing the civilians and poice. A fully fledged tennis game. Reasonably ok golf game, Co op missions, dm tdm etc.
When i play the game, I just do what but have it in mind to constantly make money, racing is one of my fav things to do
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>>323991423
>>323991473
Really? You can't hook any cars or just parked player owned cars.

I just got a PS4 last month, I really might not buy GTA because of this. I did that all the time on last gen.
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>>323989478
PS4? I'm a high K/D ratio player that wants a challenge.
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>>323991405
Non-Stop Pop
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>>323991435

>shit K/D

Do people look at that? Mine is like 0,2 because I never fight back when random people decide to shoot me
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>>323990996
What if I already have millions and yacht and every car I want and I feel like helping some poor randoms?
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>>323991561
Fuck off back to /gtag/ blater.
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>>323991548

I agree they're trying alittle too hard to drill in the social commentary. I know GTA games exist in parody america especially for a game in Los Angeles.
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>>323985672
Doing the same missions over and over to get better weapons to kill players. In this game its kill or be killed. A player sees a player they kill them.
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>>323991685
What's your psn id? I'll send you a request next time I get on?
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>>323991405
>Radio Mirror Park
>Worldwide FM
>The Lowdown
>Blaine County Radio

If one or more of those aren't in your list of go to stations you have objectively shit taste and should contemplate bettering yourself through expanding your musical horizons.
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>>323991753
you first bully
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>>323991673
There are other ways, anon:

>Cover a car with gasoline, get a super car, keep the car in place while accelerating and ignite it using the exhaust flame
>Cover a car with sticky bombs, take cover in the other side and have cops shoot at you. If they hit a bomb, you don't pay.
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>>323991741
Yeah for sure. Do you notice you get kicked often? It's not always entirely accurate, but definitely is the best blind determinant of player ability. Generally anyone under level 50 or under .6 KD is insta booted.
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I haven't played it since summer. Heard they added some new content like cars and huge Yachts. Yachts sound cool, are they fun?
Did they add anything interesting?
It's still the same hackerfest and constant Kuruma death rally, isn't it?

>>323991473
Did they fix blowing cars with exhaust then?
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>>323991757
It's more about how the skits are and why instead of a bunch of skits we just get 2-3 repeats of the same shit on loop.
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>>323991769
NickRad. If you give me yours, I'll send you one now though.
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>>323991685

Neither system is worth it. If you get a good ratio going in deathmatches or freemode it can drop instantly by someone buzzing you with a jet or using proxies or grenade launchers.
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>>323987105
If your good, you find people who friend you because they cant deal with the randoms fucking shit up all the time. In gta time is money...spending a hour on a heist. You could earn the same doing 16 player races and coming in the top 3 for an hour, and they are more fun. Though most people in gta have neber played a real racing game. They dont break they just run you off the road to win, and it always backfires..
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>>323991991
*how unfunny
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>>323991904
you're a genius
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>>323991913

I never get kicked from anything though. That k/d thing is totally retarded since it encompasses freeroam too
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>>323991957
the Yachts do nothing. It's probably just rockstar trying to get 13 year old kids to buy Sharkbux

You can go steal helicopters from them though so that's nice
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>>323991957
>Did they fix blowing cars with exhaust then?

I don't think they can, same with cop blowing up your car or NPC car chain reaction. It's not playing doing it even if its your bomb or gasoline trail. Even cop can hit the gas tank.
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>>323992087
They both work. Although, sometimes you can getaway with tank griefing, but it's random. I think if you blow up a nearby car and it blows up the target car, you're fine.
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>>323991904
I thought they nerfed that burnout way?
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>>323987561
i side with this character

except i dress as a slav
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>>323992278
Not sure, I'm pretty sure I did it not too long ago.
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>>323991741
KD means nothing in a game like GTA, with all the ways to pad it or cheat, all the GM kiddies, getting blown up a few times every session, etc. Don't even look at it.

And for the love of God, don't become an autist with it that must keep it insanely high to the point of running off from your crewmates having fun to kill randoms over and over to repair it every time you get killed. send help
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>>323991998
You heard of passive mode? Use it then, crybaby.
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>>323992350
Last time I tried it I got charged with insurance despite doing it properly. Must be a glitch in the matrix.
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>>323992457
Oh really? That's a real shame then.
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>>323991913
But I've never been booted from heists with my alt character, and I've been using them for heists since they were like level 3. So I guess level doesn't have that much weight against it.
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>>323988918
No you dont, it warns you when you are carrying over 5k thats all, because thats a bit of a loss if you get mugged, its been like that since day 1. Its 500 dropped evertime you get killed.
One day 1 it used to be 2k per kill, and that included in deathmatches, defeated the purpose.
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>>323992364
This sounds suspiciously like the autist who reposts his shitty K/D screenshot in every /gtag/ thread.
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>>323991957

Yachts are the best thing ever. It's like a house They spawn weapons inside, have a better interior than any apartment, a working bar with waitress. It has build in defences and can fire missiles at planes and boats at anyone that approaches And If you get the Aquarius you get for free 4 seasharks, a toro speed boat, a very very expensive chopper that costs over 3 mil to buy alone and a dingy. Plus is fucking awesome looking with paint and customs stuff even a working hot tub. The ship captain can spawn any car on the land and the vehicles even the chopper cost you nothing to replace and spawn back pretty quick. You can even lock them from other players using it.

Moving the ship is a pain since it's 25k to move it.
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>>323992581
Idk what kind of people you're playing with, but I learned real fucking early that I'd rather spend a few more minutes waiting in the lobby than spend two hours retrying because I let a low level or low KD in.
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>>323992538
Could have just fucked it up somehow, I dunno, I'll have to try it again when I play tonight.
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>>323992581
Not true, level is important.
KD is not a metric and only autistic people care for it.
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>>323986791
>they still pay if you have insurance
>also badsport if you're on console.. no badsport lobbies in PC
This is what made me stop playing GTA 5 multiplayer.

It's just retarded.

1. No actual open world, just a lobby with a few players in it.

2. Discouraged from doing things that you naturally do in a GTA game.

It is literally garbage.
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>>323992668
Just stand at the beach where you want it to spawn, and join a new session, it'll move the yacht to your location when you spawn in the new session. Or join a job/race/etc near where you want it to spawn. Only paid to move mine once, after it didn't stick around in the spot I wanted it to after doing some races I decided to not waste my virtual money on moving it ever again.
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>>323989385
Its not hospital bills, it used to be, 2k at lauch, its money lost that you carry, mind I never kill myself so maybe killing yourself without doing it through the menu might take hospital bills
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>spawn in with no weapons

What the fuck?
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>>323992737
>tfw beaten all the heists in the game, mission grinding machine
>people will look down on me for my 0.3 K/D because I'd rather shoot computers than players
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>>323992659
You mean me, on my journey past 20+ with jet shitting? >>323990596

of course you mean me
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comfy as heck
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>>323992985
No blater not you. Could you not attentionwhore for once?
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>>323991221
I think I heard something about Bully 2. Not really what excites me but the first one was good.
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>>323992937

Yeah I do the same thing now after moving it one time. 95% of the time It's parked next to the beach even if other yachts are there.
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>>323993108
I had a long post written out asking if it was the PS4 cunt with his "not so fast, literally all of you", but then I realized I said "runs off from crew to kill randoms", thought it had to be me after that.
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People who use a Kuruma to deathmatch are fags, but do you also look down on people who use them in heists?
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>>323987663
H-how is that even possible?
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>>323989478
>always fucking dead because everyone uses the default autoaim
This pisses me off, on 360 I was free aim all the time, only joined auto aim to race because most racers were in auto aim and the split the lobbys because of gta races. After the heist update people seemed to play only in free aim because its quicker against the AI...now no one is in free aim, drive 200mph and get auto aim killed by a low level noob...killed the free roam for me, I normally be on passive now all the time
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>>323993212
Yes.
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>>323993212
Kurumas in Heists and Contact Missions are cancer. Fuck them.
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>>323993198
Nah the guy was a PC player who posted the screenshot of his K/D and bragged about how good he was. Come to think of it he doesn't really spam it any more.
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>>323993212
Nope, use kuruma to grief the fuck out of randoms and use it on heists as well.

Me and my boys all load up in the kuruma and pick people off from afar. If you're always moving they can never hit you with explosives. My K/D just hit 9.0 yesterday night lol.
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>>323993303
>>323993348
What are some high end cars that won't make you look like a faggot?
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>>323992974

I'm the same way, I don't even bother with people in freemode. Not often I get kicked for a 0.3k/d but why does it matter since alot of heists you don't even need to shoot. Then again I've been kicked because someone liked my shoes but hated my choice of pants and after a 30 second mini 14 year old freakout was kicked.
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>>323993420
Chradder with dollar sign rims
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>>323993225
Chinese players, I now know to ignore any heist/mission/activity started by "xiang" or the typical chinkshit names they all seem to use.
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>>323993420
Sultan.
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Anyone else troll the fuck out of people with the kuruma?

Me and my mates use 2 armored kurumas with two people in them each and chase people down and double team them until they rage quit. Very rarely will someone ever be able to hit us with a sticky or rpg but if they do they pay our bills anyways and are one step closer to bad sport lol
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>>323993402
>grief

anyone getting killed by a kuruma is a shitter anyway

it's a higher profile target than most of the sports and muscle cars, and one explosion kills it. if $6k is a lot to you then you're bad at the game and should get a mod menu
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>>323989478
>Oh, and if you don't accept a 55/15/15/15 split
Time is money, if I stuck with you from all the setups, which I have done 100's of times and get small change for them, whicH i could get easy because im a pro racer for. I get platinum or gold on all then you charge me 15 and a random low level noob who just joined for the heist 15 too....I will sit in the heist menu for the full 4 mins while I make a cuppa and smoke a spliff, all while I could have carried the team and completed the heist, you kick me....good luck with all that time finding a good player and waiting in the lobby.
Look at the up front costs, 40 20 each is fair. Or 15 for a fresh random
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>>323993420

There's no super you can drive and not looks like a dick.

The massacro race car in the right hands can out pace anything. And since people always crash into traffic and walls even people in supers don't catch up. Schafter V12 non armored and carbonizzare are the other two.
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>>323993736
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>>323993610
>>323987663

>chinese people can't drive even in video games
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story DLC when?
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>>323985672
i made a GTA Online thread the other day and got flamed. wat
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>>323988647
Plenty of ways, most fun way on your own is get all gold in the flight school, ot adds up to 1 mill, or do all the heists and setups in a row, even on easy, you get a bonus 1mil I can earn about 300k in an hour doing full lobby races
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>>323993937

None and i hope never. The only "canon ending" is killing trevor and listening to him burn to death.
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>>323993858
Not only can they not drive, they can manage to blow up a fucking armoured car from their terrible driving. I thought the memes weren't real but by god every chinese player is fucking braindead in GTA.
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>>323990345

>I don't split it evenly

top jew
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>>323993849
I don't feel bad for the guy because I would want to try to drive away from them
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>>323993849

This is why i use planes to move around.
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>>323994153
Why would you want to drive away from gtag? Lovely people.
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>>323993736

>rage quit

This makes me think, do people always assume people are furious when they go somewhere else? Like your example, if someone started doing that to me I would probably just find a new session since I have no interest in trying to shoot you or something, and getting run over infinitely isn't terribly entertaining
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>people who become VIPs but don't invite any bodyguards or do any VIP work
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>>323994394

Solo vip work is easy, real easy.
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>>323993348
>Kurumas in Heists and Contact Missions are cancer

What, you don't like completing missions?

What kind of car do you recommend for not getting swiss cheesed in a hard mode mission/heist? I'd rather have a noob in a Kuruma who survives than some guy driving a shitty muscle car that takes a bullet to the head from the cops.
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>>323994334
Because they have mics and I can hear them
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>>323989710
Ring up Leicester "find a helicopter" iys on your map, or what I do is either ring up merrywerer, get a chopper pick up shoot the guy, fly away, worse comes to worse. Ring a taxi, drop you anywhere inatant
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>>323994575

Ah, alright
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>>323994575
I love making people mad on the mic. Nothing better than your name getting broadcast to everyone's ears. :^)
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>>323994635

How drunk are you?
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>>323994575
I only hear muffled music, kids saying don't kill, y u kill meeee and a kid who sounds like two years older calling those kids faggots
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>>323994675
>when they mispronounce your name
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>>323994843
>"fuck you 'bladder'"
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>>323994575

What >>323994773 said. I only hear people's music, squeaky kids and minorities with 8 family members in the same room.
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>>323993212
Even more so.
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>>323994940
exactly it sounds like there is a huge fight in the background.

You hear pots and pans, a baby crying, a cordless phone ringing.
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>>323990125
Im not one for cheating or snitching, or rage quitting but in gtao I report the glitchers and just leave the lobby or join a race, I appreciate what Rockstar have tried to do to conquer the hackers in gtao, they fucked up both gta4 and rdr, onlines are broken, id still play rdr if it wasnt destroyed.
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>>323995064

It's not a fight, it's just how they converse. I'm pretty sure you can gouge the level of civilization of a society by how loudly they talk to each other
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>>323991001
No way would I buy a game like gta on pc and play multiplayer it probably got hacked day one
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>cop bumps into me
>get one star
>starts shooting and kills me
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>>323993198
>PS4 cunt
that fucker isn't on the PS4
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>>323989104
Does having an SSD make any difference or is it an internet thing?
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>>323995071
I hope you don't think people who are above a low level are automatically glitchers/cheaters, like anyone above level 300 or something.
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>>323995507

Welcome to LA Mr minority
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>>323993420
get a bike
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>>323995275
I wouldn't know I never been to Detroit
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>>323993402
>lol

Bait. I will Hydra shit you back into the stone age, kurwa shitter.
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>>323995532

SSD makes no difference. Every long load time is server side. It's worse on PC than consoles for some reason.
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I'm a pretty big fan of the slasher mode or whatever it's called.

>8 v 1.
>The eight people have only flashlights and are prey.
>The other player has a shotgun and is the killer.

It's pretty amusing.
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>>323995071
for all the shitters I've reported, I'm surprised r* hasn't closed off some of the wall breaches that have been there for so long. But they'll hotfix the shit out of saving vip outfits in a heartbeat. I like the effort they put in to not have online turn into a complete shithole like rdr but a lot of the time the effort fixing things seems a bit misguided, or at the very least, poorly prioritized. But I guess having unique outfits is worse than shitters hiding inside buildings or passive mode glitchers. but at least online isn't completely hopeless like gta iv or rdr so hey, I'll take what I can get.
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How often do you use first person mode. After the first novelty, did you regularly use it.
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>>323995693
>shotgun
>not a machete

One fucking job.
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>>323991435
The reason why it is that % is being honorable you pay the top performing players more, ones who got gold and platinum. Thats the whole point of it, looking at the rank medal and kdr on the board. Im a top player I would only accept 15 if I just joined for the heist, but id only give it 1 or 2 randomers fucking it up and ill leave, it would take too much money, I could do the fleeca bk to bk 60/40 and earn more money in 15 mins than your shitty 15% on Pacific that took 20 mins and 8 retries because of randoms....
>mah sheckles
You jew
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I'm surprised they never made a zombie mode yet Like RDR did. Zombies in Los Santos would basically be like season 1 of walking dead

I know it's been done to death and back but I'm still surprised they did jump on the bandwagon
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>>323995693
Each map everyone inevitably ends up in the same spot waiting behind the door to bumrush the slasher. It was fun at first, but god damn the FIB building is the worst now, it's more entertaining to see how many I can kill before they reach the bathroom stalls
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>>323993849
Insurgent cunts are the only thing worse than Kuruma shitters.
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>>323994153
>Buy and kit out a Panto
>got two buddies in separate insurgents to chase me through town
>two minutes later a dozen insurgents are hooning through LS trying to catch the clown car

All fun and games until that one faggot in a super wings a sticky at said panto. Of course the insurgents would make it their next target until I could get my panto back.
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>>323994458
but it's not as fun
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>>323995976
I agree, so does most of gtag. But this is a fun thing we have done a few times before. Just have everyone that has one grab an insurgent and hunt down kurumas and play kickball.
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>>323995976
>having troubles with insurgent babbies and their giant windows

Whenever one tries to chase me down on the road, I usually smoke them with the AP pistol before they can manage to get a sticky anywhere near me. Most of the time they'll try to ram you, and use that time to sticky you since they can't blow themselves up. Just keep driving, and shoot behind you, that front window is hilariously large for an armored vehicle. not to mention they're super easy to outrun in any of my sports classics I'm usually cruising around in. It's not that fast, and most people driving it ram everything out of their way so you can further the distance between them
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>>323991741
Kdr and rank is all we have to go on to determine if you are a compitent player if you joined my heist under 100 with below a 1.0 kdr id probably kick you, your a liability, im nearly 300 rank and my kdr has dropped from 2.4 to 1.6 after the heist because of all players on auto aim, thats my original character. Thats average decency, but people see me online im competent at everything and pro racer and pilot
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>>323991774
Mirror Park is my fav
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>>323985672
hack lobbies and shit on anything
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>>323991757
Most of the humor in v is on the Internet,
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>>323996464

You sound obnoxious
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>>323991774
>not flylo fm
0/10
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>>323996464
Kill your worthless self.
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>>323996464
You need to be 18+ to post here champ.
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>>323993402
you probably don't have many player kills to begin with

probably going after the low level players

most people either land a rocket or head to a jet in passive mode after some time
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>>323996718
Flylo could be top tier radio material if it didn't get stale so fast. I don't understand why it got shit on for number of tracks compared to most of the other stations
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>>323996464
you know menus have advanced to the point where your teammate could be rank 1000, have a K/D of 10+ and still be shit right?

more often than not they are shit because free mode is all they've ever needed to know
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>>323996636
After taking the time to play around on the Internet and read a lot of the sites, I have to agree. The quality and quantity of humor in the Internet far exceeds that found everywhere else in the game. With the exception of Bless Your Heart on bcr. No idea why, but Bobby June just tickles me no matter how many times I listen to her. Wish they did more with the talk show hosts on the radio instead of one or two for each one. Because bcr could have been a gold mine with more content
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>>323996983
>only 1 Thundercat song
rock* what were you thinking?
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>>323988315
same on ps4
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>>323993736
Id blow you away withba rocket, got shit loads of money and it would take 100 cars to go bad sport, if you persisted I would go either In a car park, proxies, call merrywether. Ring the police or put a bounty on you...or all of the above, after ive killed you a few times and you persist bevause your but hurt from a more skilled player wo doesnt need a karuma to merk people, while you try to get close to me then ill passive mode it and watch the madness ensure
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I remember I was playing this online once. I had some c4 and I was driving around in a Ferrari type car that I stole and calling some nigger a raycist.

He got really mad and I tracked him down and put c4 on his car while he was in a gun store. I blasted eifell 45 through my speakers and blew it up when he got in and drove off.
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>>323997457
They had to get all the flavor of the minute hits for non stop pop, that's what they were thinking.
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>>323997536
Is this a cringe thread now?
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>>323993736
>see red dot darting toward me
>figure i'm going to be destroying some b-tier vehicles anyway
>go off the radar and head toward hydra
>appear again on the radar
>that same red dot is now passive
>red dot heads for jet/buzzard/savage
>never let them enter it
>ever
solved
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Go to do yacht defense... godmode hacker ALWAYS comes and beats it :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVNS1KEVPw

ps u have shit style edgey fuck
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>>323995570
Course not, im only 300 because I play all sorts of games, thats my one and only char from day 1 transferred to ps4 so the dedicated people will be in there 1000's especially after the heists its so easy to rank up now. But I know what a glitcher is, me a guy 66.0 kdr, shoot me I get tazered, shoot him with a rifle he explodes but doesnt die...blatant hacked.
I no a glitcher and hacked, in races you see a lot of lag switchers too...they have obscene amounts of wins but crash into everyone and dont follow the racing lines...its pathetic imo, that type of stuff defeats the purpose and skill from games
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>>323998016
So are you from a third world country or just 12?
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>>323993420
Hotknife
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>>323995723
I imagine that the costume glitches, they havent checked the variables of the effects and dont know what damage it could do to the game, where those few mesh clips are in the base sp game too, and it runs fine. Everyone knows about most of them, I just stick away from those areas if im getting shot at.
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>>323985672
>Mod the game without realising that I can't play online using nodded .rpf files
>mfw I enjoy driving around a DeLorean in SP more than playing online

Fuck, loading times, terrible community, easy to hack, unbalanced, the only reason to play online is doing heists with friends
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>play for a few weeks after it came out
>move on
>came back today
>deathmatch is unplayable because of level 300 autists who have been playing non-stop
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>>323995786
No the has a shotgun in slasher, it was fun as fuck on halloween
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>>323991001
20 FPS
0
F
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>>323998315

Never really bother with deathmatches because a) movement is clunky and slow b) half the time everyone will just be using autoaim
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>>323993420
Most of the sport classics or muscles as long as you don't add the tacky shit just because it costs more. Don't make it pure chrome or mix obnoxious colors together and you'll be fine. You can spot a pleb a mile away with their super gt wings and bright blue/bright red color combos. As long as you look at it and say "this doesn't look like it was designed by a literal child" you'll be fine
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>>323985672
Here's a bunch of webms from a video im working on.

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>>323998529
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Any aussies play PC around dinner time?
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>>323988585
Play single player then
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>>323991332
Didn't they lose the IP?
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>>323999072
Me.
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>>323996464
I know what you mean. People are so fucking bad.
Here's a pic of my friend after running the entire Series A Funding heist on hard at lvl 6-9 without bulletproof helmet or 200% hp baby vest just to prove how easily the heists can be completed.
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>>323999748
You are fun careless non-sperg, or?
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>>323987105
>prison break
>get to the parachuting part
>somebody dies
>HEIST FAILED
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>>323999897
Maybe, you PC brah?
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>>323999043
>going for nothing but body-shots
faggot had it coming
9/10 times players will zig zag if they're running toward you
9/10 times the player's head and your crosshair should converge
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>>323999945

That just happened to me earlier, how can that even happen
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>>323999945
>prison break
>heist goes smooth
>jump time
>[chat] guys, how do I open my chute?
>[anon has died]
every single time.
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>>323987163
go after someone who registered as a VIP and they aren't allowed to go into passive mode unless they run out of time or quit being a VIP (which would put a long cooldown timer on them)


plus, if they are doing any VIP missions, it completely fucks them over.
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>>323999965
Goddamnit
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>>323993634
I can vouch for the sultan.
Its the first car I saved and upgraded.
Its pretty fast and you can confuse the shit out of people with it if you keep to normal spawnable car colors and drive like an npc when they approach you.
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>>323985672

To be honest, I'm always in passive mode, because the hackers in the game are incredibly prevalent, you never know when you're going to randomly get exploded.

The game is honestly garbage.

I actually like PvP combat, but nobody ever wants to play adversary modes, they just want to blow each other up in freemode which is completely fucking pointless.

You have all these people who claim they love PvP, but never once play actual PvP modes, they just blow up random non-aggressive players in free mode, and consider themselves skill for it.
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>>324000118
Games like this need to make people play SP for a minimal amount of time before going online, fucking retards jump into MP not knowing anything and expect to be spoonfed basic information.
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>>324000180
I'm a drunk retard, I totally ignored your first comment, sure I can fuck around but dunno what you consider "fun".
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>>324000218
Did you shoot the tail rotor?
You can see which car is which on the minimap so blending in wont work.
The sultan used to be a drift nachine, you pimped it and it was called sultan rs, last time I got mine out it seemed sluggish and had to much oversteer
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>>324000379
I'd consider robbing shit, mabye doing starter heists, and in general playing the game like you would if you aren't a brainless sperg who can't go minutes without killing anything in sight.
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>about 60,000 concurrent players at any given time

>play any time past 9pm

>the only servers i get are either full of chinks or russians

Why

How the fuck does this even make sense

How the fuck are the only servers i get out of thousands, are a few on the other side of the god damn world
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>Get a menu
>Get 50 cars and a besra
>literally all I do is drive around
>cool car taxi
>drive up to some guy, honk my horn twice
>50/50 chance he'll shoot me
>or get in
>50% of the time have fun
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>>324000528
I could be down for that, maybe if you could do some non-super races and shit too it mite b cool. SC?
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>>324000506
No I shot the pilot in the face.
It just spun out.
I have one where I headshot 3 people in a limo from about the same distance but Im not sure which clip it is. I have like 200 clips I havent sorted through and recording or did the camera work for yet. Been working on going through them for the past two days.
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>>324000685
I don't use SC cars, I have a bunch of vintage cars from I'm not a hipster update and a rancher/gr- something.

Give me yours, I'll add ya.
In-game now, have the max-payne looking avatar.

>>324000614
Yeah, I like doing that but the 95% is that they'll cap your arse.
Gettimg them to fix your expensive shit is funny though.
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>>323985672
Explore Urban areas with a crew, almost RP'ing at that point. Spent the afternoon cruising around with 5 other dudes climbing buildings and free running
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>>324000578
Console shittery holding everything back as usual.
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>>323999891
Series a is the easiest, but even that heist he cant even buy full body armor, so if hes the front driver of the truck on hard he would probably go through allbhis body armor before he got half way down the freeway. Anyway the heists and missions like anythig is just memory, see if he could do Pacific on hard without jumping the fences and using the lectro to get to Ranton, his driving skill will be low, no speed, got not rocket launcher, no max armor or health...a liability, I would kick him instead of starting the heist and watching him die at easy parts over and over
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>>324000857

Car of choice is the mamba topless. Drove up to a guy who put his gun up at me. Missed 9 times. Got me on the 10th.
He replied
>"Get rekt scrub"

Was dumbstruck.
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>>323987561
me I go to the canal and do back flips with my bati and enduro too
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>>324000857
>>324001069
Super*, not SC

>>324000968
Odd, pathetic people in my opinion.
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>launch game
>get this
>game still runs fine

Alrighty then.
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who thought it would be a good idea to have an armoured car with bulletproof windows?
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>>324000946
jumping the fences? wut
Pacific standard is easy as fuck, you could literally 1 man the whole thing and afk half the time while other people drive for you

1st mission:
smoke weed in apartment and do nothing
other two randoms do all the work

2nd mission:
take heli pick up guy
take heli to base
or
drive up coast get guy
take boat to land
get in parked beach cars
drive up mountain path and take convoy path
drive into mountain and wait to lose cops

3rd mission:
drive to bridge and trigger convoy
drive up to convoy and kill them and get truck
drive truck and super etc with super person getting out to RL heli
park truck

4th mission:
take kuruma drive around in circle killing doodz
get on bikes and wait as a group to leave simultaneously
drive forward ignoring first right out of base down one road ignoring recommended yellow path
take the now 2nd road
follow it all the way up hit boost through bikers

5th mission:
do bank thing
draw dicks on wall etc
GL fucking everything
take right path jump off roof
walk forwards to yellow point
walk down road
get to bikes
blow up bikes
walk into apartment
get a fast 4 man car
drive to left coastal highway
take highway all the way to boat
fling car off cliff onto beach of 2nd mission
drive to boat
shoot all the doodz
get into boat
win game
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>>324001534
kuruma?
kuruma a shit
cant even c4
only costs like $5k to blow up.
slow as fuck

Every time I see one, Its just an easy kill for me.
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>normal heist difficulty is too easy
>hard is also pretty easy, but random headshots wipe the entire heist and there's not really anything you can do about it in some heists other than pray to Odin the RNG doesn't decide to fuck you this time, or wear a helmet (which kind of defeats the point of customisation)

IMO, in Hard you should only have one life, but the rest of the crew should be able to continue if you die. Maybe keep the whole "everyone has to start again" thing as a harder difficulty.

Maybe they could balance it by not allowing you to get health back?

In any case there aren't enough heists in the game (in either SP or Online) and the unskippable cutscenes is simply not justifiable

Not to mention all of the prep missions end up just being "drive across the entire map" "kill a few baddies to get the thing" "drive all the way across the entire map again"
Of course that's pretty much how SP worked too

GTA V was a disappointment all around
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>>323991820

How do you do this? what trainer are you using?
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>>323988647
just go online and skip lobbies until you find one with a money dropping cheater
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>>323989948
>mfw i split it 25% every time
>B-but you lose money!
>mfw i have 80 mil from having a buddy who hacked my profile on ps3, and then i transferred it to ps4
feels good not having to worry about it, and having the best yacht and gold plane/helicopter
eat shit faggots
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>>323989478
don't lie faggot
if you have freeaim on you get put into a freeaim lobby
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Racing. We have dedicated crew that makes new playlist every day and we just play them. It can be fun when you have to do 50 wallrides followed by 80 loops and some get so frustrated they start insulting party chat. Great laughs and I do get impressed by some of the races community have created with limited tools.
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>>323986502
I do this with the Hotline Miami 1 & 2 soundtracks.
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>>323986502
This. It's calming as fuck. I listen to Nujabes when doing it myself.
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>>323989948
this
if I join and the amount if set to the very lowest, I usually find a subtle way to screw up the run. I'm actually quite skilled at doing heist, so if a person pays well, I'll make sure we complete it.
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>>323991405
non stop pop
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>reinstall GTA:SA
>revert back to the old version
>install MP
>100+ russians, brazilians, and mexicans in a server
>endless fun for some reason
>Get a blade hardtop
>cruise forever
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>>324001649
Still the best car for PVE since the computer almost never hits you when you drive it.
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>>324001978
Not him. But that's called "script" it's not trainer
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>>324002303
They handled racing fucking retardedly though

>Oh you want to upgrade your car? You have to go win 50 races!
>What's that? One of the people in the race has all the upgrades? Well, guess you won't be winning this race then, chump!
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>>324002274

Is that true? Damn I've been playing with autoaim for no reason then
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>>323986502

my self.fm is just kavinsky's discography
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>>324003054

Well you can turn costume vehicles and catchup OFF. Not that people ever do that but you know the option is there. I do hate how only first place matters no matter how many players are in the race. Should be top 3 get unlocks ect.
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>>324003234

my self.fm is all of kendrick's work. From the remix mixtapes to TPAB.
I just can't find enough enough subdued music to chill to. With a mix of soul/funk.
>This is actually an SOS
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>>324002337
>Nujabes
nice tastes senpai
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>>324003363

I like keeping catchup on just to keep the race more even. More fun racing head to head than driving around by yourself, though maybe that's just a crutch that ultimately makes people worse at racing
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>>324003597
senpai f a m
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>>323985672
You don't have friends so it's moot, but I fuck around with my buddies, we do races, heists, those lobby games, sometimes we just drive around trying to survive the longest. It's fun fucking around with friends.
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>>324002731
I miss the glory days of SA:MP so much.
Remember playing a lot of crooks n cops. One time me and my friend kidnapped another player, forced him to empty his bank account and then we gave him an STD and left him for dead in the desert. Good times.
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>Guys who listen to the same critically acclaimed shit over and over again
>can't criticize them because artists like nujabes are unable to be disliked
>MF Doom's albums are apparently "infinite replayable"
>Liking different shit is bad
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>start a Heist Finale
>Lvl 3 joins
>Lvl 4 joins
>Lvl 12 joins
>"Hard"

Thank fuck I got over my guilt when kicking people back then.
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>>323991423
>>323991673
Did they seriously patch out picking up player owned vehicles with the cargo bob? I thought that was a fucking feature, not a glitch.
Why the fuck is grand theft auto now no fun allowed?
>used to have to pay ridiculously high hospital bill every time you died, and every time you killed another player
>destroy someone else's vehicle, in fucking grand theft auto, you have to pay for it
>destroy too many vehicles and you get put into a bad sport lobby on console
>get charged for everything, getting killed, getting your car out of being impounded if you don't feel like running from the cops
>people whined about being killed online, when you could just make your own private lobby, so they added passive mode
>used to be able to run over people in passive mode
>they turned passive mode into literal ghost mode, untouchable
I don't understand why you're in a public lobby if you don't want to shoot or get shot by people
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>>324004092

i recently created a new character and fun fact: you start getting heist invites WAY before you get mission invites. At lvl 10 or whatever all you can do is pvp stuff or heists.
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There are only two ways you can play GTA:O.

Either you get at least 4 buddies and go around trying stunts, bullying others, playing fun User Created Levels, making movies with director mode etc.

Or you get yourself a nice bottle of vodka, rum, whiskey/ whatever you like, get your mic on, get into a full lobby and get the fun going with other people. I once did this on a boring night and ended up gathering 16 people in the lobby to cause chaos and bro it up with each other having fun.
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>>324004137
Because i dont have friends.

I dont understand why anyone would be so bored with their life that they would try so hard to just kill people who arent even really paying attention or are momentarily AFK

I thought i was the one who was the loser, but holy shit
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>>324004137

>they turned passive mode into literal ghost mode, untouchable

Is that on new gen? You can still get run over on PS3
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>>324004439
>play open world shooter
>WOW PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING AT ME? FUCKING LOSERS
There's really not much to do in the world once you've seen all there is. You either drive, fly, or just kill people.
>>324004489
Yeah, new gen passive mode people are ghosts basically. You can see through them, and you drive straight through them. They may as well just get into a private lobby
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>>323987191
I stole a tank from the military base and dropped it in front of someone who had a wanted level. It blew them up and they tripped out.
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>>324004489

You can have no interaction with the actions of a non-passive player. But they still feel the environment.
For example, if you eject for your car and it runs into a passive player. It will hurt them.
If you are getting shot by the cops, and a non-passive player gets into the crossfire. It will hurt them.
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>finish Heist setup
>everyone together
>that one guy that goes Passive and waits
>everyone leaves
>he point blanks you

>respawn
>cap him as he gets in his car
>he spawns
>use sniper rifle
>he spawns
>get in car, run him over, and use SMG
>spawns
>run him over
>he types "grow up"

I admit, it's not the most mature thing to do, but it's goddamn satisfying.
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>>324004729
Well yeah but these people who shoot me when im just standing there on my phone. And then i respawn and i just open my phone and they shoot me. And repeat

Till i go passive and they're like OMG REKT LOL PASSIVE NUB

its just like holy fuck are you serious
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>>324004921

>Guy starts shooting you
>go passive immediately
>type "cucked"
>he just drives away, sad
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>>323995745
i use it every now and then to mix things up but the low fov makes it unsuitable for any kind of serious play
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>in Online
>minding my own business trying to buy clothes
>someone pulls up in his Armored Kuruma and starts shooting at me
>Can't leave the store since he's emptying lead at the doorway
>Have to blow him up since I can't kill him with bullets
>YOU ARE A BAD SPORT FOR BLOWING UP HIS CAR

Fuck you, Rockstar
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>>324004921
>I'm bored I feel like killing some people
>here's the closest player to me, killed him
>I could drive all the way over to a different player, or just stay here and try starting a shoot out with this dude
Like seriously?
>>324005017
The Kuruma should be excluded from bad sport shit when you blow it up, considering that's the only real way to defend yourself when some dude in one attacks you
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>everyone complains about getting shot while shopping or queueing up for missions
>meanwhile you can just open a closed friend session and still get invites to shit
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>>323985672
Get bad brownie points for killing players.
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How would YOU fix Heists anon?
>if they die in the Heist, they stay dead and that's it, you know, like the fucking normal Missions do
>fixed percentages
>remove Armored Karuma
>set to level limit on who can join
>if they leave, keep the Job going, you know, like the normal fucking missions do
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So why is using the armored Kuruma in heists and free mode a bad thing? Isn't it really protective against enemies? I don't play Online.
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>>324005907
Because it's boring. It's fucking boring and it takes away decent shooting to some faggot playing wack-a-mole in a car while he jerks off. I'm fucking livid about the fact that the first thing people do in Pacific Standard is blow the fucks so they can get the armored Karuma. It shows to me that you aren't good enough that you trust yourself to use any sort of decent skill you have against A.I.; I don't care if you want it done as fast as possible, use a Minigun or something, just don't take away the fun for me. And the worst part about this is that I'm in the minority for thinking like that.
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>>324005907
npc enemies don't know how to deal with kurumas, at all

90% of the pve aspect of the game is reduced to sitting in a magic box where bullets can leave but not enter
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>>323994086
>Not top kike

you had one job.
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>>324005883
>make heist like last man standing
>teammates can complete mission
>if you are dead when mission is completed you get 75% of the cash award
>if they leave, keep the Job going, you know, like the normal fucking missions do
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Did they ever pick a winner for the video contest?
Its been like two months since it ended.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxN6CbygO7k
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>>324006202
>decent shooting

You have a better chance fighting AI on foot if you're going to use a car that isn't the Kuruma. You're a sitting duck in a car.
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>>324007506
That's half the fun desu. Getting in a car with someone who knows how to drive and landing perfect shots is fun and challenging at times.
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>>324007708
That's cool if you're playing for fun but if I'm grinding for money I don't want a guy getting shot in the face on a hard mode heist. People with real driving skills are rare so I don't really care if people bring Kurumas on hard missions.
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>>324007923
I quit playing after I beat all the heists without dying in order. Fuck grinding I would rather just find hacker willing to give me money.
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>>323991001
>PSN is down
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>>324007923
>That's cool if you're playing for fun but if I'm grinding for money
Grinding for money is such a bitch in this game. And holy shit people get greedy as fuck
>do all the heist set ups with two friends and whatever random we find
>finally have the finale ready
>get a random player who didn't help at all with any of the set up missions
>divide the money accordingly, I get the most since it's my heist, two friends get equal cut, random gets the small cut
>"Make it 25%"
>Fuck off, we spent the time doing all the set up missions, you don't deserve 25% just for joining at the end
>"I'm not readying up until you change it to 25"
>Fine by me, I'll wait
>Dude eventually readies up
>As soon as we load in and I get in my car he tries blowing me up and kills himself
>Heist failed "You could have just made it 25 and avoided this"
I could tell from his voice it was a fucking nigger too
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>>323993829
>can out pace anything
This is a lie, since "in the right hands", a top super is way faster than it is. Just use an Entity or Turismo R if you are autistic about mainstream supers.

Also, driving a race car outside of a race is a faggot flag just like dollar rims.
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>>324008482
>random gets a small cut
if you took money away from his minimum pay to increase your friends pay and your own, you can go fuck yourself. but if it was left at 20%(or whatever it usually is), then it's whatever. up to the individual to decide if they want to stay for min payout, or go elsewhere.

I think what bugs me the most about groups like this, is that I'm usually the best player and they always put me in the role they can't do, or incapable of doing(e.g. pilot, ground team, etc) and want to pay me the least amount, when they end up dying 2-3 times before we finally get it.
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>>324008482
>randoms join
>"make it 20 :)"
>why
>"because it's fair"
>no it's not, you just joined
>"im poor :c"
>not my problem
>host has left the session
You take 15 and you fucking like it.
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>>323987094
stun guns are banned in online
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>>>>323994334
>if someone started doing that to me I would probably just find a new session

That's called rage quitting bitchboy.
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>>324008841
I've had people give me the "it's only fair" argument so many fucking times, and they always ignore that the host of the heist doesn't earn any money throughout the set ups. So the only way to make the heist worth your time is to have a big cut
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>>324008841
This is when I take 10% from their 15% and give 5% to each of the other players.
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>>323991820
goddamn

i got permabanned just for the turretted limo update, but this seems funny as fuck to do
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>>323991820
Do they have a jet with a gunner now, or is this a hack?
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>>323991820
that's a cute little plane
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>>324009241
It's not a legit vehicle.
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>>324005883
Pretty much this. The NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT I have about heists is how they instantly fail if someone dies or leaves, which is fucking bullshit. I'd even be in favor of the dying person receiving ZERO payout. As an incentive to not suck.

My second complaint with heists is requiring 4 players for every single fucking mission when you CLEARLY DO NOT NEED 4 PEOPLE for most set-ups.
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>>324009241
its a turreted limo attached inside of a fighter plane
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>>323985672
roleplay a street hooker for ERP
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I haven't played this shit in forever.

Does every faggot still use that armored sports car? The armored Kuma right?
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>>324009468
howd you get those garterbelt leggings?
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>>324009474
why'd I laugh at that filename
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>>324009474
yes or insurgent
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I bought GTA V a while ago and was thinking of getting into the online. Is it worth playing without people you know? Will I be underpowered as shit until I level up and will I be able to do heists/missions from the get go?
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>>323991706
I'd non-stop pop her asshole all night long breh
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>>324009546
only available during the valentine's day event.
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>>324009474
Yeah people still use the Kuruma. Either that or the Insurgent.

Then you have the occasional Zentorno driver. Then the poorfags driving some random car/bike or the free Elegy.
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>>324009474
the latest update introduced more armored cars. they can take more than 1 explosion, but they'll be destroyed with 2. the windows aren't bullet proof either.

there's an armored limo like this as well that comes with a turret on it. it's not even half as good as the gun insurgent.
the usual jet, attack helicopter, sticky bomb assholes will rip you to pieces in any of these.
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>>324008793
I left him at 15%. I'll only take them down to ten if they're incredibly low leveled and it's obvious that we're gonna be carrying him
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>>324009468
May as well call it cyber sex if the entire role is
>I want sex, here's money
>bang session ensues
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The game was fun for like 2-3 days with friends. We just roamed around, checked out clothing and shit, and did missions. Now there is nothing to see or do. Cant even gamble.
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>>323986502
>just started online a week ago.
>tfw I just drive around in my Phoenix listening to link relate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxq21pJMjrM
I have pretty much gotten over trying and I just enjoy the night driving.
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>>324010069
Bike riding in the mountains is fun

90% of the retards hang out in the city so you don't even have to go into passive
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>>323986502
Driving in GTA would be better if you could drift properly.
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>>324010198
until you enter a lobby with jetfags that roam the map, destroying anything that moves.
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brotip

play with friends on a closed session

>tfw crew has 30+ members IRL friends

we don't play anymore though we done all the missions already... never cared about the lowriders and yacht DLC
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>buy T20
>max it out
>some faggot destroys your car

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

it works both ways lel whats the most expensive car now?
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>>324009621
I've played alone for the most part and had missions and heists with decent people. You can do anything at rank 1 except start your own heists, you might find it harder because your health will be lower until you level up a little. To start it's best to join random contact missions and get some money/rank up, less likely to be kicked because if you suck you don't end the game and you get money and rp either way.
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>>324011297
Health scales with levels? Thanks Rockstar
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>>324011382
Yup, you start at something like 20% health and max out around rank 100 or so.
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Have they fixed the damn loading times yet? That's one of the reasons I uninstalled and refuse to install again. Didn't go any faster on my SSD either.
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>>324011584
fuck no. I've played on an HDD and SSD, and both load like shit.

Game has so many things wrong with it, I'm surprised people are so willing to give Rstar a pass.
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>>323986576
>they never do

what fucking servers are you playin on man, i want some of that
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>>324011723
Welp, looks like I'm sitting this one out again then. Good thing Dragon's Dogma is coming out in a few hours to keep me busy.
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>bro orders in an insurgent with the machine gun
>drive around the lobby murdering scriptkids who are spawning in cash for their friends
>murdering anyone not obeying the road laws

order must be maintained
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>>323989478
>Only ever play with my friends from real life
>only friend people on steam I know in real life
>never have to deal with shitters
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>>324011584
It's a piece of shit. I can appreciate the effort and variety they included in the game but it can be a nightmare sometimes. Trying to do heists or missions is a total lottery because there's a good change the game will just fuck up trying to load the session. It happens far too often for it to be acceptable.
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So from a lot of the videos I've seen of GTA online, the player vs player component mostly seems to be done with auto aiming automatic guns. I've heard there are servers where auto aim is disabled but does anyone play on them?
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>>324013294
Yes, it's actually preferable at least on PC with a mouse.
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>>324011275
still the t20, rockstar hasn't released any new supers since ill-gotten gains 2

which is weird because they're probably the biggest shark card sellers
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>buying games
>playing online with literal underage faggots
why do you guys do this
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>>323989710
>look for a plane or helicopter to steal
>they're all locked behind a paywall
Except they're not? If you want a plane or chopper on request via phone call, then you have to pay sure. But you can still find planes and shit to just hijack at the airport, and the military base (if you can get in and survive) still has some military aircraft.
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>buy all military vehicles you want
>buy 5 properties of your choice
>fill all of their garages
>buy an yacht

How to do so?
>criminal mastermind
>keep repeating Pacific Standard
>haxbux

I'm already done with all of these, though. Then I just keep waiting for the next update to check new cars/ new properties.
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>>324011584
that's because a huge portion of the load time is spent looking for and joining a session and gta online has the worst netcode ever shat out by a triple a company

try to create a private session for comparison, there's a massive difference
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>>323985672

I think the Adversary modes are, for the most part, extremely creative and fun. It might take awhile to get games rolling, but it's worth the wait.
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how the fuck do you even play this shit
>make a character
>join a heist
>5 minutes load
>takes 15 minutes for enough people to gather
>they immediately leave after heist starts
>5 minutes load
>actually manage to play
>some retard dies
>host leaves
>5 minutes load
>try to join classic gamemodes like t deathmatch
>nobody playing
absolutely disgusting
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>make a character
>try to join in a heist
>loading screen
>spawn again outside a hospital
>some nigger guns me down before I can gain control of my character
>lost all my money
Who at Rockstar thought this was a good idea?
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>>323986502
When I fart; I tend to shit myself
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>>323986849
Do you take it for some sweet jumps?
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>>323989170
Yep this is correct. If you check your payment log its likes the hospital bill or some shit
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>>323987985
GTA Online's pvp feels like a mmo; rather than a shooter
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>that one car you still have from the launch week of Online
What's her name, /v/?
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>>323988764
It would look better if the red trim was circular
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Lamar missions
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>>324018739
Vapid Dominator. Cyan main color with yellow secondary.
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>>324018804
Broke ass nigga
I love Lamar but come on man
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>>324018739
lmao sold mine a long time ago.
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>>323990083
Fucking this. I had over a billion in my account on the 360 from money glitches and I bought fucking everything.

Now I have like 2.5 mil left.
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>>323990083
Well, dumbass lottery winners should learn from the mistakes from other lottery winners
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>>324018889
Lamar missions are the best missions in gtao other than the heists. The dialogue is hilarious.
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You could play with manny_fwesh in twitch he's a partner he's dope AF and he's doing $100 giveaway
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So how do I get into online heists?
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>try to join heist
>instantly get kicked
Well that's fun. How do I set up my own?
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>>324002274
I meant dead as in empty. The lobbies are empty/dead because everyone is playing auto aim
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>>324018739
Vapid Stanier.
I recently got myself a Seminole in honor of my first owned car.
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>>324019518
are you level 12 yet lmao
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>>323994070
What you got against Trevor?
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>>324019518
Need a high end apartment. Cheapest one is like 200k or so. I think somewhere in Del Perro Heights.
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>>323992870
Well you have the complete map of GTA 5 to play around in so I'd say that's pretty open world.

And how exactly does it discourage you?
Okay destroying other peoples personal vehicles will get you punished but killing other players by other means doesn't.

It ain't cool to destroy anyone with a C4 either, it gets old really quick so I really don't see the problem, you can still drive by and do all kinds of shit in the game
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>>324002274
It is just me, but is aiming 'twitchy' as fuck on freeaim
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>>323985672

Public lobbies are shit.

Get some others/friends who play the game and fuck around in private lobbies.

Race eachother, drive around, do stunts, heists, FUCK SHIT UP.

I've had some of the most fun I've had on video games in private lobbies on GTA - IV and V.
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>>324018739
Z-Type

Back when Violent Duct for 9k every two minutes, and souping-duping-selling Elegy's was a thing
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>>324010478
GTA IV has better driving
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>>324018739

Every single one.

Some hacker gave me 30m in the first week so I bought every fucking car in the game.
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Is anyone else continually amazed just at how FUCKING STUPID randoms can be in heists? I mean it's one thing to not be very skilled, but it's another thing entirely to not have a fucking ounce of common sense in your damn brain.

Shooting explosives right next to fucking teammates, trying to take planes off while enemies and cars are right on the fucking runway, smashing into shit while you're driving, taking your shitty supercar and then dying repeatedly because you refuse to get in the damn kuruma, being unable to land a fucking plane, not knowing how to lose police, NO ONE FUCKING USES THE HEAVY VEST OR THE HELMET (and oftentimes they'll restrict your outfit to the preselected ones, locking you out of your own vest and helmet), and so on.

It's just fucking crazy. I just got on after not playing for over a year, and this is my first time playing any of these heists. There's no fucking excuse for it, it's just infuriatingly bad.
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>>324021043
sounds like you need to take a bit of a break away from online buddy, its not doing too well on that little head of yours.
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>>324021043
Just got into my first mission, the one where you shoot ballas and vagos with Lamar. Dumb fucks on my team just threw explosives everywhere at the end and we failed. I fucking hate other people. Why can't these missions be single player as well..
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>>324021043
>that guy who always crashes his teammates while driving to the objective

That's me. Running over bikers is my favorite.
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>>324021043
>stealing bikes for heist mission
>first three attempts some dude shoots into the compound with a rocket launcher repeatedly destroying the bikes
>doesn't understand what he's doing wrong
>stealth missions
>people 'forget' to use silenced weapons or repeatedly fuck up in the exact same way because no-one understands how the very simple and thoroughly explained mechanics work
most people are just fucking idiots, but there must be a large number of people who play this game who are literally children/drunk/high/actually retarded/foreign and incapable of understanding anything.
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>>323986791

Wrong about no bad lobbies on PC. I was in one for three months.
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>>324021043
exactly why I only play with friends and not randoms. The worst is when you have a microphone and are telling them what they need to do and they don't listen. like "hey random guy, we know a really easy way to do this mission follow us". and they then do their own thing, get crushed, and die like a bitch.
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>>323985672
Is there much point in buying houses online? I just recently bought the 25k storage garage for my car/bike but I am thinking of upgrading. Do I get to keep the old property or do I have to sell it in order to move into the new one?
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>>324021836
You can have multiple properties, I don't remember the limit though. If you want to host heists yourself, you'll need a high end apartment. Otherwise there's really no other reason for a house other than having a safe place to hang out.
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>>324021836
You now have 5 property slots. You get to choose if you switch your old one with a new one or use one of your empty slots.
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>>324003628
>I like keeping catchup on
>I like castrating every other player because one fucktard can't race and needs help to win

Fuck off
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>try to do the online "keep out of the police's sight" mission
>every dumb fuck I play with gets caught
Why is this even a multiplayer mission. We're in separate fucking cars
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>>324024804
>next part
>get shot down in three fucking bullets by Ballas I can't even see
Who thought this would be a fun idea?
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>>324025534
>get shot down in three fucking bullets by Ballas I can't even see
This is more of a case of git gud.
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>>324017775
I have the same problem. They obviously assumed we would all have friends to play with. ;_;
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>>323985672
nothing its shit. so much potential with gta online and they couldnt come up with anything good. i thought you would be able to set up a criminal organisation with your friends with sombody acting as the boss and underbosses etc. instead you just drive around shooting people and heists are a bitch to set up and poorly designed.
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>>324025779
Suck a dick. I died instantly from enemies that just started spraying me with aimbot accuracy that had just spawned and in just three bullets. I guess I gotta grind levels to buy that better body armor first
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>>324019356
Go to phone and join random heist
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>>324021043
>dying repeatedly because you refuse to get in the damn kuruma

Shitter spotted
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i might try online because at least you have other people to quell the immense sea of NPC nothingness
i need to get my 60$ out of that game or ill fuck myself
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>>323985672
Murder people with the Hydra
I really need a game about fighter jets, can someone recommend me one?
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>>323985672
literally nothing
play apb or something, gtao is fucking trash
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Ryypätä ja narkata :DDD
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>>323989478
>55/15/15/15

So $100,000 in setup cost merits a $687,500 payout? Get the fuck out of here you jew, no wonder you never have a lobby
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>>324026161
Buying better body armour doesn't help, trust me, aimbot AI will still headshot you from 500 metres away with a pistol. Find cover and stay in cover or die.
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>>324026972
>get back into the mission, this time on easy
>enemies are just as aimbotty and my partner doesn't do shit
>cunt partner leaves
>don't get sent back to the mission starting point but have to drive there in my slowass shitty handling car that I can't upgrade becase I didn't grind enough levels.
Fucking great shit there, Rockstar
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>>324027098
Hijack another car then?
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>>324027098
>get back to mission, this time my partner is too retarded to even avoid the cop at the start
This is why I hate people
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>Just killing people

ESCALATE MY MAN

>Kidnapping players in ground vehicles using the Cargobob
>Formation flying in Hydras and Lazers
>Impromptu jetski races
>Cross-country faceoffs on Sanchezs
>Coordinating to try getting sea vehicles up the mountains, particularly into that one pond in the North-East
>Knife fight betting rings
>Clay pigeon shooting with ramped cars and rocket launchers
>Loading the server onto a bus and going on a guided tour of every jump, narrated by a camp Texan guy on microphone
>Everyone on the server silently agreeing to stalk one particular guy from distance. Not doing anything. Just following.
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>>324018681
>GTA Online's pvp feels like a mmo; rather than a shooter

nigga what the fuck
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>>323986502
>load up GTA O
>drive around
>barely anyone goes to the desert area when it's literally 10/10 comfy
>enjoy some good music or a podcast

It's the only game that got me away from Euro Truck.
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>>324018739
Sabre GT from the day Online launched and looking back it was a fuckin' miracle onto itself that I was even able to play and progress that day. She's my first car and remains one of my most used even to this day.
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>>324027753
I wish the desert had something to do. Blaine County is really boring unless you enjoy a peaceful environment.
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>>324027461
>try it again
>cop literally fucking spawns on top of my partner
Rockstar can eat my dick
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>>324026054
>have friends to play with
>do all the heist under the span of a month
>nothing left to do
Online it's fucking shit mate
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Does anyone still play V on PC?
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>>323989206
just buy a sharkcard goy
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>>324028167
Yes, why?
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My friends and I would do tricks with bikes.
Just get a nice, springy bike and use the sidewalks as boosts to get on the rooftios of the houses, and from there see where you can go.
We ended up climbing up buildings by doing this. Good times.
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>>324028356
I was just wondering if the playberbase was dead or not
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>>324028481
Nah, most people aren't playing because they get banned from online for using trainers, see >>>/gtag/
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>>324028140
I am going to find whoever made this mission and take a huge shit in his mouth
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>>324028130
I don't really need anything in the desert, but I can see what you mean, some of the heists/setup take place there but you can't do any of it on your own. Still it's just really comfy to head to a small town, rob a store, and drive away.
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>>324027461
>people are retarded
>lag gets some people shot/ran over/etc
>have to restart the entire heist
rockstar really fucked up on that
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>>324029054
I'm just not gonna touch the online in this shit until one of my friends get it so I at least have one reliable partner
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>>324029289
Smart, I probably wouldn't have touched online unless I knew how shit it was without IRL friends myself.
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>>324027489
Yeah there's a lot to do even if your not being creative like this guy ,Gta v is ultimately a playground for vidya criminal activity
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