Dumb Bans

I've never been banned in online games.

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Speaking of taking offense for no reason, why are Americans so triggered by a character with bare feets?

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>>323976514
>playing elder scrolls online

I got permabanned from the WoW forums for saying the server engineers were too busy looking for their Activision holiday bonus checks to fix the servers.

>>323976875
Its lewd

>>323976514
Not a game but I got banned for three days from /vg/ because I posted an image of a speedrunner in the speedrunning general.

>>323977006
i laughed more than i should have

>>323976514
I've only been warned once for triggering some mom by making a joke about punching babies in general chat. Apparently her husband abused her kids but I don't see how that's my problem.

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>>323976514
>played Terraria
>played on Panthers server for some time
>played enough and worked to get some pretty good stuff in the server on my free time
>got my hands on some fragments for some really good armor
>people found out I had fragments and accused me of hacking
>mfw I have no clue how to hack let alone mods stuff
>go back on Panthers later in the day
>Mods and Admin looted my chest because my earlier accusations of hacking by a majority of the server
>everything taken from me
>tried to tell them I don't hack and don't even know how too
>Ban

Didn't even care that much just a game, but damn does it boils my blood when thinking about it.

>>323977276
what

>>323977534
Why are mods and admins always such massive cunts?

>>323977764
Because it's probably the only time in their life where they're in a position of power.

>>323976514
>Banned for saying cunt
That's a damn greeting in Australia and New Zealand. That's like banning "hello" from chat.

>>323977764
People who feel inadequate in life are suddenly put in a position of power.

>>323977006
nice

>>323977006
Ok, that one got me

>>323977534
just reading that makes me want to track them down and beat them to death. what faggots.

>>323977534
there's no point in playing on small-medium non-official servers for any game unless you're friends with the admin irl (or you're the admin)

>>323977764

You just have to find places where at least the owner is older than 30. At that point they don't want to deal with every little kiddie's shit but are nice to people who actually play on the server and don't whine, and tend to promote people who think like them.

This is when you know the SJWs have already won a long time ago

TFW you will never experience Barren's chat ever again.

SWTOR/Bioware had the most retarded bans/arguments around the time
and the drones, holy shit the drones, those niggas went down with the ship, they probably think is everything okay and the games is perfect to this day

>>323976514
They already have your money, so why should they care if you get banned?

>>323976949
It was a gift, I wouldn't have spent money on it after that scummy business model they were trying to pull on launch. It's actually been a pretty fun 32 hours, up until I tried out PVP and this level 20 shitter started barking orders at the 20 other Pact players in Cyrodil, and blogging up the zone chat.

>>323977863
And Australia and New Zealand are shitholes.

>>323978271
I was in an Ashran group in WoW earlier where everyone spammed DICKS in raid warning. So many bitches got mad, it was beautiful.

>>323978721
Better than the holy caliphate of europe

I was really fucking up in Godfather 2 online, and my team was being mean to me. So I stood behind our spawn point and shotgunned my teammates as soon as they spawned. That's the only thing I've ever been banned for.

>>323978401
>Thieves guild dlc in 2 months
>Dark brotherhood dlc in Q2

They stand to make more from these shlups if they slap them on the wrist instead of permabanning.

>>323976514
I got demoted and banned from a minecraft server for not siding with the admin on a bullshit new policy.

>>323977863
>implying straya's internet is even fast enough to play games online

>>323976514
I keep getting my names banned on Guild Wars 2 on a daily basis.

Who the fuck actually reports offensive names like Cocaine Bimbo or Cum Slut? Niggas ain't have anything better to do?

I was temp banned from here for making a thread searching for games with my fetish. Other than that, I can't really recall anything of note.

>>323976875
What is this meme about Americans and feet?

>>323978721
At least we're not being flooded by rapists who pull the race card if they're spoken out against, and I suppose it's good that we can go to a cinema or school and not be fucking shot to death.

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>>323977952
>>323978071
reddit

>>323976514
I got banned in aion for going to a "safe pve zone" no safe zone existed in asian versions of the game only western

level 50-52 zone of gelkmaros or whatever

>>323979168
this is a bully-free sub

>>323978721
As an Australian I can tell you that New Zealand isn't that bad.

>buying games designed for 13y olds
just kill yourselves

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>>323976875
>No protection
>bare skin below head
>sinful

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>WoW trade chat
>"hey guys here is a really cool secret"
>"if you type your account name and pw it's automatically censored, mine are ********** and *********"
>half a dozen retards immediately type their account name and password into trade chat, then start freaking out
>three day ban
>worth it

>>323976514
I fat-fingered "phew" as "pjew" in a BF4 server and got auto-kicked for racism.

>>323979139
they cover their feet with shoes while indoors and its mandatory to wear socks with sandals in usa

>>323979546
dumb frogposter

>>323976875
anything that potentially arouses them makes them feel dirty and sinful, and they violently purge it in an attempt to prove their purity in the eyes of the lord.

>>323979064
>It took Bruce 4 minutes for his post to send

>>323979546
that's some RuneScape shit Mr Frogs

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>be not shit with the awp
>"haha good shit man"
>land a single wallshot
>"FUCKING HACKER BAN HIM NOW"

>>323979139
>>323979743
Feets*

>>323979975
stop smurfing maybe

>>323979975
>The moment an AWP appears anywhere on the screen every dead teammate begins spamming "GET THE AWP"

>>323980125
foot feet

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>>323980149
casual cs is a hell of a drug anon

>>323980282
Plural nouns end in -s

>>323976514
"Disrespecting the admin"
"Racism"
"Trolling"

You know, ppl that take banter 2seriously.

The dumbest thing I have to have been banned for, though, was in Space Station 13, where I was banned for "playing to win"
Like what the hell. Winning is the POINT of the game.

>>323977276
Was it porn of a speedrunner?

>>323977394
It's not your problem, anon. It's just mods being mods.

>>323980439
No.

>>323977394
Tell her she shouldn't have married a nigger.

>>323977764
>Why are mods and admins always such massive cunts?
Who knows, man. Give someone a banhammer and all of a sudden they can't handle shit-talk. It's probably some group behaviour evolution game theory thing that goes above my head.

>>323980329
So it should be foots. Hand, hands. Arm, arms. Foot, foots. You want to sound like a retard, you might as well sound like a consistent retard.

>>323980304
It's sad this guy has to work in a gas station now.

>>323980329
no you idiot feet is plural.

>>323977764
In general as a mod or admin you run across so many goddamn idiotic or straight up malicious users it's really hard to not fall into the mindset of "ban them all and let god sort them out".
Good online communities have methods for preventing this so you have to learn to identify this behavior in yourself and take a breather from time to time or you get canned for being a shitty admin. Most game servers don't have checks against abuse of power and suffer accordingly.

>>323980329
Ox
Moose
Mice
Geese
feet :^)[/spoier]
Just to name a few.

>spend money on LoL
>I can still be banned
Basically I want to be exempt from Riot's rules because I gave them money.

>>323979095
I had a friend who used to report people's names all the time in WoW. I asked him why and he said "just to fuck up their day a little bit"

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i still play roblox, fuck you

all i do is trade too, that was a forum post on LMaD

>>323980656
Right, "feet" is plural, and plural nouns end in -s
Therefore, feets

>>323980335
The point is to roleplay, not to win. If you start using OOC shit just to win, and you aren't even entertaining when you powergame, you deserve to get banned.

>>323976875
The sequel to Awakening has feet? I figured they would still be walking around on ankle bones.

>>323976514
Maybe you wouldn't get banned if you weren't being such a cunt ;^)

>>323980802
GRAMMAR LESSON

You are a person
A group of persons is called a people
Multiple groups of persons are called peoples

You have one right foot
A person has a total of two feet
Three people have a total of six feets

>>323980808
Funny, they said something pretty damn similar.

What is it with roleplay faggots and being utterly intolerant of any other playstyle? You guys are like furries with how enforced circlejerk you are, god damn.

They kept bitching at me for using terms like "round" "lag" "BYOND" "game" "round type" in game too. Apparently you're not allowed to talk about the game while playing the game, it's off topic of something for some reason.

Whatever, roleplayers are cancer anyway.

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I got permanently, globally chat-muted in HoN for saying "Herro! very nice meet you!" the first thing I did when starting the game.

Not that I really care, I only played 5 games before realizing it wasn't my cup of tea anyway.

>>323980646
nah he was a jerk

>>323980976
If that's the case, the original correction in >>323980125 still applies

>>323980728
Riot almost never bans you if you HAVEN'T paid, because they assume you'll eventually give them money in the future if you aren't banned.

If you've spent between $100-$200 on the game, that's prime ban zone, since they assume you're gonna start the game up again on a new account and dump another $100-$200 on it instantly.

>>323979304
New Zealand reporting in, we are literally a shit hole, there's a reason we used to move over to your island when we were old enough.

Neogaf.

Posted in a Vita thread.

Said I wanted to buy Neptunia.

That was basically all you need to get banned on Nazigaf.

I think I'm unbanned but who the fuck cares.

>>323979304
As a New Zealander I can tell you thanks cunt.

>>323981048
the win condition is to make other people lose
you lost by winning

>>323981236
Funny, all the people I know that came over here as 20 year olds pissed off back there when they got to their late 20's.

>>323976875
Because SJWs and their beta male cronies control their public discussion, and they have equated showing parts of female body (except for face and hands) to raping real women. Because of that feet are strictly forbidden.

If a western developer dares to create a design like that, SJWs would prop up a shitstorm that would destroy the studio or at least the designers career. That way they hold the whole industry as hostage including the big studios, just look at Blizzard destroying Sylvanas as example.

>>323981092
That's pretty impressive. Really says something about the type of community HoN must have.

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>>323981048
>Being this unable to determine IC and OOC.

It's not for you, buddy.

>>323976875
I want to fuck Kamui !

>>323981264
I'm surprised they still have Vita threads with the hate boner that website has for JP games.

>>323980687
>In general as a mod or admin you run across so many goddamn idiotic or straight up malicious users it's really hard to not fall into the mindset of "ban them all and let god sort them out".

You also run into a lot of goddamn idiotic mods/admins that can't tell when a user is being malicious or not, and a lot of straight up malicious mods/admins that care if someone's an idiot, they just wanna ban something.
The hammer swings both ways.

Take twitch.tv as an example. You get banned from a channel, damn near close to 100% of people say "What did you do wrong?", not "What did the admin do wrong?". They assume the admins are always correct, when (in my experience) the admins couldn't tell disrespect from respect from their own assholes.

Honestly, if you just let the griefers and retards do what they want, they turn the server into their own self-imposed hell. It's more amusing that way, watching them wreck themselves. Sort of like how people, when given the chance, will rage themselves into a salty frenzy over politics and relationship drama.

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>>323980335
Shit SS13 is prime retarded-ban material.

I got banned on hippiestation one time because I shot a fucker who injected me with an explosive.

I was nearly banned on vgstation because I shot a clown who was spraying space-lube everywhere around my lab.

I think vgstation is the epitome of pussy, brittle badmins who hover-hand the ban button on anyone who even looks in the wrong direction of them/their buddies. I've seen the most retarded bans there.

I saw someone get banned because he logged out before a cop interrogated him. They didn't even know if he did anything wrong. Just ding dong banereru.

lol at all you retards mad because no one wants to hear your bullshit. Maybe you should stop bullying people online.

>>323980976
No actually, it would be three feets following the people -> peoples rule

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>>323979752
I always find it cute how you Europeans feel the urge to force memes about the US to make yourselves feel more secure, as if what you think matters.

Have fun living in a second rate country.

>>323981657
your argument is basically that good moderation is hard, so why not let the place go to shit

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I got banned from War thunder because my name was fuckthejews and all I flew was German bombers.

>>323981827
You're right, the correct way to say that is that they have three feets

>>323981505
It really isn't. I mean, the game has great potential as a Station vs. Traitors game, but it inevitably devolves into people bitching at the admin about whether someone is "meta" or "valid", and whoever whines at the admin most effectively wins.
But playing the "Who can bullshit the Admin the hardest" game is apparently NOT metagaming, though calling the shuttle and recalling it to check the roundtype IS metagaming, because one uses in-game information that your character has access to, and the other relies on breaking the 4th wall and knowing that admins are watching your character. The one that breaks the 4th wall is "valid".
It's kinda retarded to be honest.
Like walking into some sort of topsy turvy land where winning is losing and losing is winning and fun is not fun and good is bad.

>>323981505
Not him, but ICK in OOC is a retarded concept for SS13 because NO ONE is really IC.

What 'IC' means is 'please let me roleplay with my friends and you can fuck right off if you try to interrupt that, Mister Grayshit.'

It's basically a free pass for people who are e-friends to hang around each other while metagrudging and being inexplicably cautious of outsiders. In no server is this not the case.

The game wouldn't work if you were supposed to afford the same level of trust to the Assistant who has played for dozens of rounds or the Janitor who just started playing yesterday.

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In Red Orchestra 2, I was permanently banned from the most popular server at the time for asking the admins why "nazi", among every cuss word, was censored in the chat. A mod said something like "don't argue with the admin's decisions" and when I said how fucking stupid having a word filter in this game with gore and blood curdling gruesome death cries, let alone word filtering the fucking word NAZI in a game where you can play as the fucking NAZIS, I was swiftly banned.

Clan servers are so fucking retarded. I was pretty bummed out of it too because at the time, the game wasn't particularly alive and it was the only really active server for NA.

>>323979095
Had this happen to me once but my name was completely normal

I bet they just forward those reports along because there is literally thousands of bullshit reports all day

>>323981937
often times it self-regulates and works itself out

other times it doesn't (like here)

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minecraft server. had friends who went there and it was active enough so whatever

Had two friend get all their shit stolen because a mod intentionally stalked and turned off their claims as one of them was gone longer than 14 days, even though the other was still using the claim. Then told two 14 year olds where they lived so they could steal everything there, when the normal procedure is let people find it and raid it on their own. They lived really out of the way, so it'd be next to impossible to find it.

The mod got called out on this, so he at least replaced all the stuff he personally took. But later claimed the stuff the other two kids took as "not his problem", even though he was the one that started the problem to begin with.

Overall group of friends were also blamed for one of the admins getting banned, which pissed off a number of people as they were super-duper friends with them or something. The honest truth is he was a giant asshole and got caught threatening to ban a dude for not immediately agreeing on the "no automatic farms" rule on a forum and just absolutely exploded on the dude.

Out of the staff there, only one mod there actually said this shit wasn't cool and one admin out of the three actually gave a shit.

Then the server restarted maps for the third time because they can't maintain servers whatsoever, so all progress made on cities and such vanished again.
Server is still active, but the userbase keeps dwindling down because people don't want to have to reconstruct everything due to bad management.

>>323976514
>banning from the game for swearing
Fucking retards. They should have just muted you if they're so touchy

>>323981236
My dad and a few mates went over there for a week or so not too long ago. He fucked loved it. Amazing scenery, great people, and apparently your drivers are way better than ours.

>>323981505
I never understood why it was OK for a Doctor to immediately go into R&D and take over simply because the player himself has the knowledge of that but it's a no-no for a Sec Officer to go around interrogating random strangers who may have suspicious items on their person.

Baffling.

>>323981406
Those would be the people that failed, often the people that went over with no education or intention to get an education. Believe me, no one is here because they want to be part of a country that isn't allowed to vote on it's own political matters or is currently headed by a man that an throw taxpayers money at educating people, putting them on research and then rejecting their results without even hearing them.

>>323982168
I've never seen it work desu anon-san, shit is at best a slow descent into shittery with no recovery. Badmins can nosedive it, but no admins just means whatever regulars have least of a life controls what direction the server goes

>>323976514
>ban in wow outta nowhere
>perma ban
>it's first offence literally nothing on my account but the one thing and it's a perma
>reason given was market manipulation
>think i must have gotten hack or some shit and some one was trying to sell shit for irl dosh
>send in report saying that i think i thought i was hacked
>get account back ready to see what i had lost and getting my ticket ready
>nothing

i wasn't hacked unless it's against the rules to buy all the cloth on the auction house to raise tailoring on an alt and selling the bags that i had made i have no fucking clue why i was banned.

>>323981431
But raping real women is fun! And to be honest, some of them NEED it. Insufficient dick makes a woman's brain go wonky.

Also how the hell would SJWs destroy a western developer?
Refuse to buy the game > SJWs are a minority anyway
Refuse to report news on the game > Game news websites are shit anyway
Dox, Harass, and IRL ruin life tactics on the developers > Shit's illegal, deploy the police.
Tell their friends not to buy the game > All publicity is good publicity, now people are curious about the game
Refuse to allow you to advertise your game > Shill on 4chan, it worked for Minecraft.

Just ignore the SJWs and make your damn game. Or thank them for the free publicity.

>>323981735
I used to play on the /tg/ server sporadically, I really hate most of those fuckers.

There are generally 2 based guys in a given round that roleplay and help other characters,5-10 or so normal players, and then there are always 3 or so fags that think the other players are just extras that exist for their amusement.

Fuckers run around metagaming and treating the station as their own little kingdom. It's ridiculous.

>Playing WoW
>Using some harmless speed, fly, noclip, and nudity hacks
>Flying from SW to WPL in seconds
>Just chilling making money from Archaeology
>Suddenly unable to move, some debuff appears that just says "Rooted"...in the air.
>Wild GM appears in front of me, clearly challenging me to a fight.
>"Hi Anon...You should slow down, for your own safety".
>Clearly feeling inferior to my superior level of speed, I retort, "You see how much speed I got?"
>The GM felt the might of my prowess, quivered and replied "Im gonna make you take it easy for a couple days."
>72 hour ban

Was almost as fun as when Ulduar launched and the servers were in a dead state, only allowing general chat.

Mother fuckers couldn't handle my ASCII macros.

>>323982275
ps chad is a cunt, fire him if you guys have not already

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i heard this was a feets thread

>>323976514
Well, OP, sounds like you shouldn't be such a cunt.

>>323981735
>I shot a fucker who injected me with an explosive
This is reasonable escalation. He directly threatened your life, and thus defending yourself with lethal force is valid. Of course, you'd still need to be tried in-game but there's no reason to ban outright for this.
>I shot a clown who was spraying space-lube everywhere around my lab.
>nearly banned
They were reasonably lenient with you on this one, IMO. Space-lube is dangerous, but not typically life-threatening. Escalating from mere dickheadedness on the clown's part, to murder on your part, is not reasonable.

>>323981937
>your argument is basically that good moderation is hard, so why not let the place go to shit
Yes, that is my argument. Good moderation > Letting the place go to shit > Bad moderation.

>>323982452
That never happened anon

>>323982426
/tg/ is absolute trash, but /vg/ is autism incarnate.

I think the big problem I've found with BOTH servers is that the fags are almost always the admins/friends of admins.

>>323982380
Once I got banned for sexual harassment, and I have no fucking clue why. I had just started playing and hadn't even spoken to anyone yet at that point.

My character was a human guy named Falgorn with a ponytail, closest reason I can think of is that my name sounded like it had the word fag in it, made me insecure as fuck.

>>323982606
It did tho. This was like the first couple weeks of Cata, before they made a trip switch that kicked you off the game when you reach a certain speed.

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>>323982493
This is 4chan if you think anyone is gonna get grossed out by softcore shit like that you're a madman.

>>323982556
>This is reasonable escalation. He directly threatened your life, and thus defending yourself with lethal force is valid. Of course, you'd still need to be tried in-game but there's no reason to ban outright for this.

Of course, but Hippiestation is a shithole. It's really no surprise. It's the first server everyone clicks on because it's at the top of the list.

>They were reasonably lenient with you on this one, IMO. Space-lube is dangerous, but not typically life-threatening. Escalating from mere dickheadedness on the clown's part, to murder on your part, is not reasonable.

This I disagree on, if I'm trapped in my lab unable to move because Space Lube is coating every inch of my floor, then I'm in danger and have a real problem on my hands.

This is doubly so if the only thing I have on me are lethal weapons. I can't exactly go ask for advanced energy guns and handcuffs, so the best I can do is make use of what I have.

>>323978271

>Barrens chat

God that takes me back

>>323982580
Except not. Mods that are trigger happy are better than no mods because they at least keep the shit train rolling. If you're a random who walked in and pissed off the wrong person, big deal, there are a zillion servers.

>>323982168
4chan does not selfmoderate.

I can't count the number of times I've been warned for "The quality of shitposts is extremely important to this ocean of piss, please blah blah words words" or temp banned for "Garbage outside of /b/"
Plus, you can't post loli or guro here (at least not outside of /b/).
>inb4 go back to 8gag
I go there. And master. I can visit more than one website.
Sometimes I go on reddit and tumblr too. Tumblr allows loli and gore :3

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>Playing BF3 after the "rental" servers came online for PS3
>Server rules say no suicides with jets or shotguns
>Entire other team is using shotguns with explosive rounds before they were nerfed
>Constantly barraged by assholed dumping their fighters onto buildings our side is on
>Get shotdown once and ram a tank
>Kicked

>>323982886
I'm pretty sure I'm banned from most of the TF2 servers in Australia.
I know I'm not banned on HITLERS JEWFORT but pretty much all the others, I am banned from.

>>323981735
how the fuck do you even manage to get banned on hippiestation?

Me and my friend locked down sec as warden and HoS and sent half the fucking station into the permabrig because we got so fed up with everyone and their mother breaking in and trespassing for no god damned reason.

Didn't even get adminhelped once, I guess they enjoyed the tribal society we made in there by giving them "fresh meat" and the occasional gifts of random items.

It was a fun social experiment.

>>323982923
In every one of those servers that have "No X" rules, you need to mentally add "unless the player is mates with the admin, then it's ok" to the end.

>>323982814
How about asking Sec to help, instead of going full Punisher on a god damn clown?

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>>323982970
Well that's because you're a criminal subhuman, not mods.

>>323982639
I wonder if I'd be a complete power abusing faggot if I got admin powers.

Probably.

I was admin of a server once, I'd always set the nextmap to the maps I liked to play, lol

>>323982078

Don't pick unimportant fights. That's the lesson.

>>323983203
>asking blue clowns for help

I would be better off asking the Clown to stop.

>>323983227
Fuck yes, being a criminal subhuman is awesome.

Shame there are so few servers that allow racism, trolling, and flamewars.

>>323983360
Nonsense, this is the internet. We must pick all the fights, all the time, for no reason at all!

>>323982639
The problem is that they play the game a lot, so they get familiar with it, and when they've played a lot 2 things happen: They have influence, and they get bored.

So the average autistic faggot is invariably going to start shitting on everyone else for funsies.

On /tg/ Gordon Freeman can go around shanking random people, stealing shit, building forts in the halls, or whatever the fuck and get away with it. Meanwhile,
>Be Station Engineer
>Lights keep going off because wires in maintenance access keep getting cut
>I see blood in a maintenance shaft near the grinder
>Get on my PDA to alert a member of security that I think there may have been a murder without causing a panic.
>Nobody is playing security.
>Decide to take matters into my own hands, weld the maintenance doors shut, keep an eye out for vandalism/shady characters
>Some faggot complains in OOC that I'm acting out of character, get a warning
>Around this time some creepy fuck is following me around (Durr, I wonder who it could be?), have to stay in public because I know the fucker is gonna jump me.
>Ditch him, break into the armory for a lazer gun to defend myself
>3 day ban

And it turns out the faggot going around committing murder wasn't even the traitor, he was just roleplaying some "lol so randumb xD" serial killer. Couldn't believe that shit.

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>>323976514
You deserve it.

Why not just be nice to people? You will get far more satisfaction out of being a nice person than using others to let off steam.

>>323983595
Just play on hippie and don't be a complete fucking shit, they let almost everything slide, just don't ghost and OOC in IC vital information.

And naturally, no random murder sprees, if you wanna murder someone, find a cat person and flay it alive in the main hallway, people will probably join you in doing so because they have no grief protection whatsoever.

Just don't expect rounds to last more than 30 mins before shit hits the fan.

Be it xeno making lethal experiments or the greytide breaking all the lights and the janitor quit his job.

>>323983595
I know nothing about Space Station 13, but ten seconds into the Wiki and it sounds great.

> Job: Clown
> Description: Trip on your own shoes, regret your existence immediately. Save the station when nobody expects it. Get beaten for your efforts.

> Job: Security Officer
> Description: Beat the utter /shit/ out of the Clown. Stun yourself repeatedly. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later.

Never been banned from online game. only thing that comes to mind on dumb bans is way back when I was a small person and that weird habbo hotel thing was semi-popular I was banned for having an offensive name. Wasn't even offensive, but the ban was until 2019 or something...

>>323983360
Reminds me of the time I got banned from an IRC channel.

The admins told me to drop a topic.

I dropped the topic.

The admins insisted I hadn't dropped the topic.

I told them they made a bad judgement call, that I had dropped the topic, that they really shouldn't be moderating if they can't tell one topic from another.

They moved the goalposts and said that my new topic was "in the same area" as my old topic.
I told them that they don't get to do that. I didn't break a rule -> not my problem.

They accused me of being disrespectful.
I told them that I was being respectful and discussing the matter calmly with them, and trusting that they could handle discussion like mature adults instead of flipping their shit like children.

They implied that insults were a form of disrespect, to which I replied "the guy was obviously OK with insults, since he insulted me. I am respecting his preferences." and once again tried to apply their bullshit definition of respect on me.

I told them their definition of respect was flat out wrong, and that they should clear up their definitions, since people following rules doesn't work on ESP.

Though I agreed to follow their goalpost-moving "I can't tell what respect is" bullshit once.

Then they tried that shit on me again.

I flatly refused, and told them I'd continue discussing as I was, since I'd put up with their misjudgement and false positives and goalpost-moving and vague definitions enough.
I told the admins to stand down and stop overusing their power.

The channel owner came in and essentially told me that he could run his channel as a dictatorship and I could take it or leave it

I retorted that he was running his channel incorrectly, and I figured that my advice on how he could run his channel better would allow the channel to change for the better.

He then said that people rarely like advice if it's shoved in their faces
So then I asked "Then why are you trying that crap on me? Practice what you preach."

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>>323976514
>play Minecraft
>server has Avatar mod
>server reportedly has "no rules" except for no swearing, no Xraying, no hacking, no exploiting bugs
>Avatar mod just released chiblockers
>the main city at the time required bending to get in
>nobody would let us in
>form the equalists
>PvP everybody
>firebenders and earthbenders destroy their town while trying to fight us
>happens repeatedly for about a week
>admin tells me to stop
>I respond that it's not against server rules
>admin bans me
>an OP unbans me, admin's older brother, says admin is having an autismo hissy fit
>admin has installed a bunch of plugins to stop us from "griefing" (read: tricking them into torching their base)
>make a base beyond where anybody else had explored
>bedrock level below a lava lake
>keep shit in locked chest (server plugin)
>login one day to find it gone
>somebody outright admits in chat they they worked out an exploit between the chest and bending thing which lets you extract stuff from locked chests
>message admin saying somebody had exploited a bug and stolen all the equalists' stuff
>also they probably had to have Xrayed to even find us, since we had a rule to not go near base when benders were near
>admin says it's my own fault
>point out that we still hadn't broken server rules, but others had admitted to doing so in chat
>b& again
>mrw admin is stereotypical Minecraft autismo

>>323976514
When did "cunt" become one of the worst words you could say anyway?

I remember being a teenager in the 90s and it was simply another slang word for a vagina, just like "pussy", "snatch", etc. Now when someone calls some else a cunt everyone in earshot shrieks like you called a Jesus a nigger or something.

>>323976514
Idling.

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>post tfw the hurt feelings police eventually ban bants in every game

>>323984375
Then later I got banned for "antisemitism" since I told the channel about how Jews were behind the Red October revolution and Hitler was justified sending them to prison camps since the Jews were in control of the international banks whose debt repayments (Treaty of Versailles) was crippling Germany.

So I /msg'd the admins calling them all nigger loving faggots and told them to die in a fire.

And from that day on, I learned that interacting nicely with admins doesn't work, since they just ban you anyway. So I was an asshole to every admin from then on. The end. :)

>>323984293
now join a random server as an assistant and pick up everything you can see and experiment, and if someone spots you and asks you things, especially security.
run.
That is the true way to start SS13

>>323984680
I hadn't even heard of it before now. Where can I download it from? Through Steam or somewhere else?

>>323976514
I got banned form /v/ once cause I clogged my toilet with fries accidentally and I asked /v/ how to fix it but all I got were a few meme responses and then I got banned

making dicks on public minecraft servers

>>323983736
>Why not just be nice to people?
He was being nice.
He was helping that lady to not get harassed, by telling her what she could do to not get harassed.

Being an asshole is the only way to make some people learn, you know. And learning is a vital step to self-improvement. Why do you think everyone on the internet slings their opinions at each-other?
I spent decades forming my opinions, I don't get anything from giving them to you for free, not even a "thanks" most of the time.
It's altruistic. Some people just don't learn the nice way, man.

>>323982923
In Battlefield 4 dumb rules have stopped everywhere but Metro/Locker Servers and the TBG Clan Servers

>Asked someone who was Israeli if they were a jew
>Banned Perma

Great community.

>>323984490
Jesus was not a nigger since niggers were not invented at the council of Nicea and spread by Emperor Justinian as a means to control his people.

*tips*

>>323977006
I don't doubt this for a second

WoW forums is the biggest circlejerk I've ever seen

>>323976514
Back in the day when MapleStory was popular you could essentially leave a sign with a message to be displayed where you are and it was possible to leave it there overnight. It also had some sort of like/dislike system for players called Fame.

I was a dumb kid and I wrote "Fame me if you hate niggers" or something like that and in the morning I notice that I was banned for a month

>>323985065
I came to 4chan in 2005 after being directed here from the WoW forums, so they weren't all bad a decade ago.

I got warned on WoW for singing master exploder by tenacious d in trade chat back in BC.

>>323980792
LMaD is cancer

>>323979064
Still downloading just cause 3, day 1 pre-order. Abos keep stealing me copper.

>over 5k games in LoL
>never even been warned

Have no idea how so many scrubs get banned, must be real dickheads.

>>323981657
You sound like a teenager

>>323985349
Look at half the posts in here, people say stupid shit that isn't generally accepted by anyone, and they act like they didn't do anything wrong.

>>323984750
Ages ago when the /v/ mods were being poo people, I got banned for starting a thread asking whether I should install a game from disc or buy it on steam for cheap but with bad internet

>>323976875
If a woman is barefoot in their car it counts as statutory rape. So bare feet equals literal rape.

That's why Americans sleep and shower while wearing shoes.

>>323985349
>over 5k games in LoL
what the fuck why?

>>323985584
Just like a nigger bum rushing a cop and getting shot, he dindu nothing wrong!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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1/4

>>323984746
bumble through the super archaic 'beyond' game client.

Yes, its really stupid and old, but any and all attempts to port SS13 have met with failure due to the complexity of the game (think dorf fortress but MP and in spess), so just grit your teeth and bear it.

If you manage to get through the greytide phase (aka being a complete idiot assistant having no idea what you are doing and will generally be a pain for everyone else on the station), your eyes will truly open and the enlightenment of robustness will come to you sooner or later. Be it learning how to engineer/build, hacking, cooking, making drinks (splicing said drinks with drugs), making a virus that turns people black, bald and fat, robotics, 101 ways to torture the clown and mime. If you have an idea, don't be afraid to try it out, experiment and go wild, just don't drag other people into it unless you're playing an antagonist or have a vaild reason to do it.

And as always, keep the wiki at close hand for any matters, it is basically your bible when learning the game, and even when you've learned it.

Overcome the extremely newcomer hostile UI and you shall find the glory of greentext stories of your own to tell with time.

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>>323985862
2/4

>>323984156
It can be a fun game as long as the playerbase isn't full of complete douchebags.

Hell, even annoying assholes are fine as long as I can interact with them without blatant favoritism.

>>323984293
My favorite story by far
>Playing Station Engineer as I normally do
>Just sort've patrolling idly because everything is set up and there is nothing to do.
>Some clown starts following me around, repeatedly slipping me with his PDA by tossing it under my feet (A clowns PDA functions as a banana peel.)
>Eventually get pissed off, grab his PDA and throw it out an airlock
>He gets upset, starts complaining
>He reports me to security, I get arrested for theft/destruction of property
>Clown is smug as fuck, no consequences
>I get permabrigged because the Chief of Security is a total shitbag that's fine with wasting 30 minutes of my time
>After like 10 minutes of waiting in prison, start banging on the door and complaining
>Eventually the chief of security comes back with a scientist, says he asked the scientist to borg me (Turn me into a robot, required to roleplay as totally loyal)
>WTF, for spacing a PDA?
>get strapped to a gurney, taken to the science lab
>Plead with the scientist to release me
>He has a consciousness, lets me go
>I have nothing because I was stripped by shitcurity
>Scientist gives me a face mask and an oxygen tank, says I can space myself out the airlock and reenter somewhere else as long as I don't tell anyone he let me go.
>Go out the airlock in my fucking underwear, space walk down to engineering as fast as I fucking could

(cont)

>>323985772
>If a woman is barefoot in their car it counts as statutory rape
Wait what? If a woman goes barefoot in her car, she's been raped?
By whom, the car?

>>323985509
I'm 29 :D

>>323983736
The person in question was literally ranting about anything in the zone chat for at least an hour, and they had been going on for a while before I entered Cyrodil. He (or she) was ordering around players far outranking himself, and verbally attacking anyone who challenged his orders. I politely asked them to move the convo out of zone, since it's just shitslinging at this point, so he stops for a few minutes, then proceeds to broadcast his autobiography dating back to SWG. Then he starts saying something about everyone ganging up, whispering harassment.
So I told him/her to stop being a cunt, and maybe he/she wouldn't have to deal with that.

I am nice to people. I play healer, I escort underleveled players through dangerous areas, give away crafting supplies and make armors for low-level players, and I don't instigate shit. I always give people the benefit of the doubt, but if they squander it, I ask them to fuck off. It's not that hard to understand, is it?

>>323985976
>Can't get in the airlock there because shitcurity stole my key-card, that was a major oversight of mine I should have anticipated
>Start banging on a window with my oxygen tank hoping someone will save me
>Someone does, drags me into maintenance and revives me
>ask him to message the Chief of Engineering, a known total bro, to help me with my sorry ass state of affairs (In my underwear, injured, and the law wants to remove my free will with horrific science for no good reason.)
>Hallway savior says he doesn't want to get involved when he finds out I'm on the run, but he lets me go
>try to go to engineering for some help
>run into a security guard who beats me and puts handcuffs on
>Manage to escape and give him the slip
>Start banging on the entrance to Engineering, handcuffed, injured, in my fucking underwear with a breathmask on no ID
>bro engineer lets me in, I explain myself
>he lets me lay low there while he sorts shit out, says if he can't solve my problems we'll start a revolt
>hang out there with some trainee chucklefuck that doesn't know how to play the game (He was nice though) while chief engineer raises shit with the head of security
>he eventually comes back, says he smoothed things over, issues me new gear, PDA, ID, etc.
>life on the station returns to normal
>leave science guy a shot of whiskey outside his door
>Seriously consider beating the shit out of that clown on general principle
>Die in random gigantic explosion from a bomb some terrorist planted in maintenance that i probably would have found if I wasn't harassed for no fucking reason.

Extremely fun times. Shitters can make the game fun in a problem-solving kind of way, I just hate it when an admin blatently plays favorites.

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>>323985972
3/4

>>323986027
As long as she isn't the one driving. If's she's barefoot she's being raped. Americans are born with their shoes on you see.

>>323985976
There is no favoritism whatsoever on hippie, just regulars that banter, A LOT, and really fucking annoying metagaming validhunting regulars that no one likes, but fuck me if they aren't good at it, but more the reason to have them there so you can fuck with them or kill them in funny ways making them livid in dead chat.

>>323976514
>playing Altis Life in ArmA 3
>doing legal shit
>suddenly rebels
>ifrit plows into my little truck
>whole bunch of masked dudes bail out and start screaming at me
>strip me, cuff me, load me in the ifrit
>I'm going to be a hostage during a bank robbery
>they put me in a corner while they bust the vault
>say "I'm going to go smoke a fag real quick while you guys do this, pretend I'm making marvelous conversation in the mean time"
>go smoke
>come back
>7 day ban "We don't accept bigotry here"

Colloquialisms suck.

>>323986145
L-land of the free...

>>323986145
> Americans are born with their shoes on you see.
I can confirm this is true.

i got banned from a TF2 server because my Heavy was dressed like a redneck and my minigun was named "AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX"

didn't have time to tell the admin i was black and doing it ironically

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>>323986095
4/4

>>323986071
> It's not that hard to understand, is it?

on /v/ no, in normal society, yes.

A reasonable person wouldn't call someone a cunt just for saying stupid/annoying stuff in a videogame

>>323986196
I miss the rp servers in arma 2 where you could scream nigger and nothing'd happen

>>323986343
>>323986095
>>323985972
>>323985862
Why are you even surprised you got banned
What the fuck

>>323986474
just /pol/ acting surprised when the outside world isn't as retarded as them

>>323986145
Why do people even care about statutory rape anyway?

It's just some dumb shit that feminists invented so that their dried up 22 year old floppy pussy has value.

I say let the free market fix it - remove regulations on pussy, and allow jailbait to return to its natural value.

>>323986179
Ok I went to Hippie and got banned for racism, even though their rules allow it. Now what?

>>323976875
>>323979752
>>323985772
>europeans are this butthurt about their neckbeard fetish
Things like sonic, foot fetishes, vore, etc are discouraged in america

>dumb bans thread

>blatant trolling, racism, griefing
>one sided explanations
>self victimization

yup

>>323986474
I'm not. They were dumb because I got them lifted, and 7 days of free game time every time I appealed them.

>>323986290
Nonsense. We, the enlightened white masters, must protect you from your own ignorance, you goddamn uncle tom. NO RACISM ALLOWED!

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>>323986574
>/pol/

>>323986604
I love trolling, racism and griefing.

Apparently other people love trolling, racism and griefing too.

Where are our servers? There's gotta be some trolling, racism and griefing servers out there.

Aw screw it I'll drop the $20 to host one. Anyone know a MOBA (ASSFAG) that allows you to host your own servers?
It'll be a server that allows trolling, racism, and griefing btw.

>>323986741
Communism is cancer

>>323986582
I say you're full of shit.
There's constant niggerism when there's gang rounds and shekel goys running cargo demanding coins for orders.

>>323986852
I am full of shit, I don't even have Byond installed.

>>323986343
>>323986095
>>323985972
>>323985862
I am suddenly very thankful that neither NCSoft nor EME care how much their players swear and bantz in global chat.

>>323986474
Not him, but it used to be that raid and party chat was between raid and party members.

This 'crying to mommy every time someone says something that I don't find PC' shit ruins communities.

>>323976514
>I can't say cunt or nigger online threads
That's what /v/ is for you dumb nigger cunt

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>>323986825
>supporting the economic jew

>>323986825
Sure.

>>323984616
You sure showed them how wrong they were.

>>323986597
>people going barefoot is always fetish based
Spoken like a true, sheltered, Puritan American

>>323982892
Well you're obviously just a shitposter

>>323986825
Communism is absolutely perfect. It's the people who are the cancer

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>>323986741
>communism
emo teenager tier

>>323986904
I'm fucking retarded and expect to not get banned for literally posting like an edgy twelve year old on a game where children are likely allowed: the post

>>323987010
Oh shutup. Yes I know I was stupid and naive. But at least now I know to always open with "Hey I bet you love niggers lol enjoy having your country raped by jews you womans-rights-enabling faggot" so that instead of wasting my time for 10 minutes talking to some fagmin I just get banned instantly and can go on with my life.

>>323986982
>>323987046
>edgy teenager who's too hip for nazism detected

>>323987228
>was

>>323976514
Not in-game, but I got banned from the League of Legends forums for posting ">she" in a thread about a tranny.

>>323987045
Well d'uh.

>>323987228
http://youhaveautism.com/

>>323987291
lmao

>>323987095
I can't take even standard bantz and shit a brick when someone makes a joke around me: the post

You probably report your friends when they say 'cunt' or 'bitch' like the backstabbing cunt you are.

why am I not surprised this thread attracted so many /pol/lacks

>>323987284
>>323987334
aw shit, you #rekt me on the internet bro, now my feelings are hurt.
I'll have to complain to the Admin about you hurting my feelings! :^)
And yes I know I have autism.

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>>323986346
>ranting about anything in the zone chat for at least an hour
>verbally attacking anyone who challenged his orders
>yfw
He was literally cursing out anyone who didn't fall in with his self-appointed command. If someone was calling me a "stupid motherfucker" in public, yeah, I'd have no reservations about calling them a cunt.

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>>323987431
>And yes I know I have autism.

>>323987381

Command economy is retarded and doesn't work it all.

>>323987427
Because 4chan is popular among people who share /pol/'s views.

>>323987460
I understand that, but do you not understand that someone else acting like a jerk doesnt give you a pass to do the same?

>>323987095
yeah nah, if you report party members over mean words you're a fucking asshole that deserves to play alone.

No if, ands, or buts about it. If someone is being a little shit? you kick them out of the party.

"WAAAHH GM PLEASE COME QUICK SOMEONE SAID 'NIGGER'" is the behavior of dumb children who think video games should be like their safe-and-tolerant playgrounds.

>>323987519
/pol/ is a meme central

>>323984375
>>323984616
You sound like a total douchebag and a nightmare to talk to.

You weren't in the wrong, you're just a prick. I would've banned you too, an IRC channel isn't the US, they don't have to tolerate some annoying shithead pissed everyone off and sniffing his own farts because muh free speech.

>>323986346
have you never played an online game in your life?

Some people once started a petition on the blizz forums to get me banned from WoW.

It didn't work.

>>323987409
>>323987558
This is retarded
Like I can't even begin to explain how dumb both of you are
Nigger is not a socially accepted word, you niggers
Go outside

>>323987675
What did you do anon?

>>323987675
Prepared?

>>323987585
What about [s4s]?

... Oh god [s4s]'s board music is a remix of "A song that might play when you fight Sans"

>>323987643
>reasonable

>>323977764
Your average admin is a pathetic shitter who got bullied in school. Imagine what happens when they finally get into a seat of power

>>323987020
>people going barefoot is always fetish based
>full suit of armor with bare feet
>the replies of the other posters mention sexuality
>"I-it's for comfort!"
nice try chris chan
neckbeards always try so hard to justify their neuroses

>>323987558
>rob bank
>someone calls the police because I'm breaking the law
>get arrested
>go to prison because robbing banks is against the law
>justice is served
>"WOW WHAT A BABY HURT FEELINGS MUCH???"

This is how retarded you sound. Sorry, but if you want to violate the ToS, go ahead but it's my job to make sure you learn your lesson.

>>323987621
>we shouldn't have to put up with people and their critical thinking/facts

I think instead of making it about "muh free speech", you should consider that society as a whole shouldn't be abandoning intelligence and common sense to save face.

>>323987791
>I totally missed that bit, my bad anon. I retract my statement.

>>323987831
She's barefoot because she's a dragon. Learn the lore you scumfuck bastard.

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>>323987514
Nice proof. Thanks for the input porky

>>323976514
>this ban for violating rules I agreed to is dumb

Not only should you have been banned but you should be publicly humiliated in your own real life so everyone in your city will know you for the honor-less, untrustworthy nigger you are for going back on your word, you worthless sack of shit.

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>>323987675
I had some people complain and try to blacklist my guild on the server or some silly shit. Blues told them to fuck off. Fun times.

>>323987969
Calm the fuck down, autismo. You act like he actually hurt someone in real life.

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>>323987715
Parties are for friends, if you can't take some shit-talking in party chat, then you're a fucking pussy that needs to be labeled 'oversensitive pussy' in big red letters over your character.

>>323987853
>Comparing joining a party in WoW to robbing a bank

See this? This ranks among most retarded posts I have ever seen on /v/, and that's saying something.

What were you thinking when you typed it out? "Oh man, Robbing a bank! That's totally like joining a small group to tackle a dungeon! It's not like, you know, they could just kick bad elements out if they're acting like cunts or something!"

The only way this could be more detached from sanity is if you added a food comparison with Hitler as the chef.

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>>323987953
Oh, I get it. Dragons can become human and wear full suits of armor, but not shoes.
No, that's not retarded at all, anon.

>>323987867
>>323987621
It's not about intelligence, common sense, or free speech. It never was.
It's about badmins being badmins. If your admin is retarded it doesn't matter WHAT principles or values he follows; he'll fuck it up.

So don't bring ethics or values or rights or any of that moralfag shit into this. Morals don't matter when your admins can't tell morals from their own asshole.

>>323987715
>>323987853

I can't take jokes my party members make and snitch constantly: The dipshits

Please tell me your in game names you usually use so I can be sure never to party with you. I don't want to accidentally mention one of your trigger words.

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I was banned in CS 1.6 for shooting the floor out too much in a glass floor map

That was the most satisfying ban in a long time

>>323988103
>>323988202

I hate oversensitive vaginas as much as the next guy but the fact that anyone is surprised they got banned in this thread is incredible

Go outside

>>323988120
>this lore makes no sense to me, therefore it's retarded

I bet you tweet about how womyn should have armor like men do instead of armor that accentuates their breasts.

>>323977764
Most people start their own server to either be in charge or make something that wasn't being offered. I had a minecraft server for like 4 years and ran it because I didn't think any other server had what I wanted to do. I think I was pretty level-headed. I has to do with personally too.

>>323987726
>>323987753
I infested trade chat at all hours with noxious memes and dumbassery

my whole guild specialized in pissing people off

>>323976514
i was permabanned from wowscape (biggest wow private server at the time) for making a joke in global chat about how the admins wanted to sell the server

jokes on them though - their character database was stolen by some kid and started up on another server a few years later, so i got to play my account again. also their founder peyton got sued by blizzard for millions

>>323988120
The "armor" becomes her scale. Her feet are hoof-like when transformed. Also it allows them to "breathe".

>>323977764
Depends on the forum. For official game forums and servers you have to enforce the forum rules like law or else you get fired, so I can't really blame them for it.

Fan forums or just random websites/servers it's usually like a lot of people have already said - nerds drunk on power. I used mod a forum in my spare time and unless users broke a huge rule like posting porn in the SFW section or posting illegal content like cheese pizza I didn't give a shit or gave them a warning at best.

>>323987821
I was a bully in school, what happens when I get admin?

>>323987853
Money has no inherent value, it is a tool used to trade goods and services, and a corrupt banking system ensures that 6% (or more) of the value of those goods and servives is usurped by the banks each year.

>>323988296
Not all female armor accentuated breasts
Not to mention falling over is likely to injure your sternum if your armor has boob cups

>>323987867
We're not talking about society as a whole you fucking moron, we're talking about you being a dick on a private channel while flimsily trying to justify how much of an asshole you are with a whole bunch of grandstanding about the nature of society.

As I said, are your opinions "wrong"? No, they aren't. I don't even know what those opinions are, because what you said isn't what we're talking about.

You are just a douchebag, and you have too much aspergers to understand that people dislike you because you're a dick, regardless of what you believe. You earned your ban.

>>323988371
You bully the people you now have power over

see: every admin ever

>>323979912
it's from bash.org you fucking child

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>>323988268
>I hate oversensitive vaginas as much as the next guy but I'm an oversensitive vagina

You go outside and fuck off my communities, please.
Cunts like you are the reason that I can't even tell knock-knock jokes to team mates without admins waving around their digital micropenis extension.

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>>323988296
>that's somehow more cancerous than a fat /v/irgin neckbeard that has a foot fetish

>>323988058
Huh? But I didn't type that message, it was someone else.
Or are you calling both me AND the guy you replied to autismos?
If so, hooray! I have a fellow autismo in this thread :)
I wonder if he likes Spacechem.

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>>323988371
>money has no inherent value

Mah nigga

>>323987381
>democratically
Yeah, because communist countries are known for their democratic values, huh?

>>323988452
I don't report people
Do you even read? I'm talking about going outside and getting rid of that EXTREME autism and wondering why anyone ever got upset at the word 'nigger', you dumb nigger.

>>323988139
>Morals don't matter when your admins can't tell morals from their own asshole.

Except they do. You basically just stated that a badmin is guilty of an inability to correctly interpret and practice morality. Your entire complaint is predicated on morality being corrupted by their misuse of power. Don't throw around the "down with moralfags" bit just because it detracts from your narrative.

>>323988296
>I bet you tweet about how womyn should have armor like men do instead of armor that accentuates their breasts.
Nah boobs are nice to look at. Feet on the other hand are an austist fetish. Good thing they gave you a magical dragon full suit of armor but no shoes back story to feel normal, neckbeard
>>323988359
>Also it allows them to "breathe".
Damn that's retarded

>>323988316
I used to get on trade chat and pretend to be a posh british gentleman and rile people up.

I got the opposite result of what I intended - people fucking loved it and if I wasn't on at my usual time they'd ask where I went.

>>323988458
>it's all cancerous, we are all cells attacking the body of society

>>323988510
Don't post Ayaya with your shit.

>>323988418
I suppose it's inevitable.

What if I only wanna bully SOME people though, but not others?

I wanna get my server full of metagaming griefing trolling porn-spraying shitposters, and bully everyone who complains about it. ENFORCE that lowest common denominator. If you, as a player, are a positive force on the server, then get the fuck out. Disruptive players only.

That might be fun.

>>323988484
You aren't even the nigga I responded to, sit the fuck down.
>>323988394
I can't separate fantasy and reality

>>323988452
Q. Can I become an oversensitive vagina?
I have autism so I've never known what giving a shit about le feelz is like, and I'm kind of curious.
How do I become an oversensitive vagina?

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>>323988359
>I wanna put this fucking weird fetish in
>I don't want people to think that's my fetish
>skin needs to breath

So are they actually going to hop on kojima's cock with this one? Holy shit niggers.

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>>323988520
>I don't report people
Yet you think snitching is perfectly OK, even within your own party. Whatever, cunt.

>Do you even read? I'm talking about going outside and getting rid of that EXTREME autism and wondering why anyone ever got upset at the word 'nigger', you dumb nigger.
I'm talking about you going outside and stop plaguing my communities with your oversensitivity.

If one of my party members wants to make a joke like "Get on it, nigga". Why should limp-dicks report him for that?
Because if you spin every fucking thing you've ever said in a game, someone could easily find a reason to ban you. Maybe even for innocent jokes you said while in private.

It's why I don't support games and shit companies that do that. Do you?

Maybe you should get the right stick out of your ass and find some friends so you have just a hint of why you might want to be unprofessional with them. I know the thought of you getting friends is probably difficult for you.

>>323976875
?

>>323976514
i said >[Incinerate] anus

>>323988532
I suppose you're right. I'd better rethink what I'm on about, then.

I wonder if I'd have a problem with a competent but immoral admin. Don't know. Need examples.

>>323988398
First off, I'm not the original fucking poster, so calm your tits. Second, I was taking an objective standpoint, but allow me to dumb it down for your stupid ass.

>Admin acts like a shithead
>Gets called on his shit
>Tries to enforce the rules
>The rules get turned on him
>Admin tries to save face and look like stronk, powerful admin so he bans and strokes his cock

I even greentexted it for your autism.

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>>323988624
Nigga what? Go back to your feet, faggot.

>>323988840
>my oversensitivity
Nope, guess you can't read - I never said they should report you, or that I approve of 'snitching'

This thread is about DUMB BANS
Not "completely expectable bans"
Dumb nigger

>>323988836
>feet
>weird
It's literally just part of the body. Feet are the most entry tier fetish.

>>323988514
You mean soviet socialism Russia? Or perhaps Juche North Korea? Maybe Maoist China?

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>ANARACHY/NO RULES/GRIEFING server
>go in expecting it to be free reign and just whatever goes
>donators get free everything to set them up for life
>admins ban any infraction of the established "rules of anarchy"
>"we have anti-grief protection"

fuck this shit

>>323988907
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

[The Nicker] stole my bike.

[Orcish]ha ha dogg a n a I

>>323988938
First off, I'm not the guy you're responding to. Second, No I will not calm my tits.
*leaves tits in a decidedly uncalm state ... ON PURPOSE*

>>323988807
-Join a party in your favorite MMO
-Pretend to be a cunt and think everything is directed at you
-Report your party mates in private, never telling them to stop

Then you get to be >>323988964 right quick, and you win the king douchebag award.

>>323988589
>talks about how dragons should logically be able to have armored feet if they can have body armor
>I make a retort about their obvious distaste being the issue, not the lore itself and add in an insult
>You still make it about a foot fetish

Anon, I think you're the one that likes feet here.

>>323981930
>>323986597
>>323986597
>>323987831
>>323988120
>>323988458
>>323988589
>>323988836
>>323988958
>being THIS triggered
Holy shit calm down and eat ur burgers

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>>323988967
Whatever helps you sleep at night, dyke.

>>323976514
Well thats what you get for being such a cunt.
Also
>playing TESO

>>323988967
Isn't the most entry tier fetish the penis?

>>323989037
>-Join a party in your favorite MMO
I don't like MMOs. Tolerating the shitters that infest them is beyond my patience.
>-Pretend to be a cunt and think everything is directed at you
Done!
>-Report your party mates in private, never telling them to stop
Done!

Is 2/3 enough?

>>323988452
Video games are not the place to act like a retarded cunt and pretend everyone is totally fine with it. You wanna tell knock-knock jokes? Go do that shit with your actual friends and stop pathetically trying to live your life through the internet. When you join a party, no one's your friend and it's not a fuckin' social club. Talk about the mission at hand or don't say shit.

>>323981264
>mention that I own Hatred
>mention that I plan on buying Dungeon Travelers 2 and think it deserves more love
>say that I like Neptunia games and plan on buying Mugen Souls
>defend Gamergate in various threads
>actively post against censorship on Neogaf
>still not banned
What am I doing wrong? Or right, depending on how you look at it?

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>>323989037
>I literally can't read and missed the point entirely and am literally unbelievably retarded

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>>323989021
>jumping into the middle of an argument to respond to something out of context

>>323989124
TESO has gotten pretty good tho.

I typed out a parody version of "she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes" that instead said "I'll be raping dead white women when I cum". It was in ironforge general chat. I received a perma-ban for that one. I had previously been temp banned for having a character named Analsex, an undead rogue named Ediblefetus, and another ban for harassing RP players, which was a long story.

>>323989068
*calms down and eats my burgers*
Oh no, these aren't my burgers!
These are ... BAIT!
Oh nooooooo!
*is dragged off by a large MsPaint fish hook*

>>323989205
reminder that this is a dumb ban thread, not a completely expected ban thread

>>323989147
I can tell you've never been invited to a guild.

in before you rage at me because you're not muh friend and we aren't in muh social club

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>>323989196
Sometimes I just like to barge in when I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and imply someone's a retard, just to see what happens.

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>>323988686

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>>323989068
You like feet don't you, you freak?

>>323989324
Fair enough, I've been had by you good sir.

>>323989053
>their obvious distaste
Whose distaste? What the fuck
>Anon, I think you're the one that likes feet here.
This projection meme is a cheap cliche tbqh, nice try though chris chan

>>323986071
>>323989124

>>323988371
>corrupt banking system
Fedora drinks [Rumsey Rum Black Label].
Fedora become slightly tipsy.

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>>323989159
>I am so triggered that someone pointed out how extremely hypocritical it is of me to be a backstabbing cunt, oh if only there was a GM I could report him to!!!

>>323989283
reminder that 'no fun allowed' is only a meme. We don't ACTUALLY believe that.

>>323988986
ah, the classic "communism has actually never been tried, everything else isn't actually communism" meme

>>323988917
I never said a bad admin was competent.

>>323976514
being gud

>>323989369
>n-no I'm not mad :)
>I just find it weird that foreigners don't have sex with shoes on

>>323989147
I'm a tryhard elitist and even -I- think you're a salty faulty maltese cheese wheeze.

God's sake man. So long as you can kill mobs fast and get phat loot, who cares if you're the jewiest shekelgrabber, a 12 year old meme lord, or the /pol/iest stormcloud?

>>323989465
I already said I don't support backstabbing
I said it shouldn't be surprising when someone gets upset about it [READ: NOT ME, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE AND USE THAT LANGUAGE MYSELF], dipshit
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>323989419
see >>323989196
then fuck right off

>>323988938
Let me spell out what actually seems to have happened, from the point of view of someone whose mind isn't clouded by a delusional narcissistic haze

>Anon acts like a shithead
>Gets called on his shit
>Tries to weasel out of it with a few smug remarks, thinks this makes him intelligent
>thinks there are hardline "rules" on a private server he does not own
>Gets banned because he's clearly just some random argumentative tool that thinks social niceties don't apply to him
>Anon tries to save face and look like stronk, powerful proponent of societal justice, brags about it on 4chan as he strokes his cock

If you notice similarities between your greentext and mine, it's because you and these meanie admins you're talking about are easily comparable. You probably bring out the worst in people because you're an asshole that makes everyone you interact with angry.

I can imagine you rocking back and forth in your chair jacking off over pretend victories on the internet, and that is because you are a childish piece of shit.

>>323989537
>wen u try to force a meme but ur iq in the double digits
#justmongoloidthings

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>>323989469
Ah, the classic "even if they weren't using a communist system, they were still communists" meme. Thanks American education system.

I got banned from a Cod4 server for wallhacking when I wasn't. I was destroying the server by just paying attention to my minimap. This was after only putting like 10 hours into the game.

Not a remotely interesting story but I figured I'd add something to the thread that isn't retarded.

I can't tell if I'm trolling or being trolled.

What's going on in this thread, and should I be laughing or offended?

>>323989283
Oh, I misunderstood. I thought they were dumb bans as I genuinely didn't expect to be banned when I was 16

>>323989675
>an actual dumb ban
like magic

>>323988986
The one that didn't need dictatorship or forced governments to mantain communism

>>323989587
That's not what happened, mongoloid. Your reply made no sense, presumably because your'e illiterate.

>>323989319
I run with my actual friends and don't have to tell shitty knock knock jokes to poor slobs in party chat.

>>323989559
Literally reddit: the cuckpost