That's actually pretty solid advice, family.
The fact that I care this much about a 2D woman is a clear indication that I need to change something in my life.
I'll remember you when I get to the top.
The same way you get over anything else. Understand it, accept it, move on.
Or if you are a pussy you could kill yourself.
In a game full of parody cunts, only one girl stands as legitimate otaku-pedobait perfection.
>kinda take a liking to Audrey at first
>date her, bang her, move on to the other girls
>later go back to her to answer some trivia and grind hunie
>she's just really fucking annoying
Not sure why I liked her in the first place. Kyanna also got annoying pretty quickly.
Kyu ended up being my favorite, but Beli is the sweetest and had the best voice.
More than half of the VAs were on /v/ following the release. Then they migrated over to /vg/ with us for about a month
before our shitposting triggered them and drove them away forever.
Seduce me with your sexy puzzle skills
Well thats a damn shame but what did they expect going on /vg of all places.
and Celeste is best girl of course with Beli a close second
She's a liberal who doesn't want children.
Audrey, on the other hand, totally wants children. She just won't admit it.
The fucking madman
I think Audrey would have to get over whatever issues she's having first before she'd ever consider settling down.
But yeah, Nikki is one of those girls who don't want children unless it's to hold a rich man hostage.
>How do I stop the pain, /v/?
get a better waifu. I'm serious, that thing looks like a bug eyed porcelain doll
>I think Audrey would have to get over whatever issues she's having first before she'd ever consider settling down.
Indeed, which is why there is nothing I want more than a dedicated Audrey spinoff, where the player motivates her to sort through her issues and finally let her guard down.
I wanna fix her, dammit!
>tfw you will never caresses mays soft body
>all these guys hating on best girl
It's like you guys crave cock or something.
>How do I stop the pain, /v/?
Take /a/'s advise and go to the otherside. I have been there and met my waifu, 100% works anon.
>look up the Huniepop VA vocaroos
>This media has expired or been deleted
>she doesn't tickle the heart.
Beli is 10/10 waifu material, anon.
>mfw someone saved a picture I made
But if you want to fix her, you have to know what her problem is in the first place. Is it family? Loss of a loved one? Trouble with society?
We will never know.
Who knows, I saved it from a HuniePop thread months ago
Yes, that's a... waifu..
There is literally nothing wrong with liking cute anime girls.
holy shit! where the fuck did you find this?
NIkki is best girl
Tfw Gannon waifu will never be mine.
She only pretends to be a huge slut, she was actually a virgin and you were her first. She's clearly in love with you and the sequel makes it even clearer because she goes into depression after finding out you were fucking 11 other girls.
She's so fake that it's hilarious. She asks you point blank what kinds of people you hate to even look at and the correct answer is "I can't stand fake ass hoes", to which she emphatically agrees with, but she's the fakest ho in the game.
She puts on a front of being a mega slut, talking about hatefucking people and telling you about it just to get you jealous and beat them up, She talks about how her favorite position is "from behind", and then says "You'd better not be a virgin" when you go to fuck her.....
and she was a virgin herself.
She also talks about doing drugs but she just smokes and drinks, and maybe has done weed, acid, and ecstasy mostly for show, she might not even swallow the pills or take the tab, just having it, because if you come off as TOO much of a druggie and talk about doing hard shit, it turns her off, like she's taken back and doesn't know how to handle it if she's hooked up with someone who does drugs for real and not just for an image.
She's fake as hell and it's hilarious and in a way, endearing because it hints that she's the most vulnerable and insecure girl in the entire mix, which becomes true after she finds out she wasn't the only girl you were seeing, she gets hurt and becomes a camwhore and gets addicted to cocaine.
>How do I stop the pain, /v/?
I don't know, make her real? Try to trick some poor slut and slowly make her into a replica of your cartoon whore. Or you can take the even wilder approach of making yourself into her. Isn't there some saying about if wierdos who weren't able to find their perfect girl so they just make themselves their perfect girl?
>she gets hurt and becomes a camwhore and gets addicted to cocaine.
Why would the developers do this?
After making us fall head over heels for her, why would they hurt us like this?
In terms of making the player feel like shit for playing the game correctly, this stupid waifu puzzler beats fucking Spec Ops: The Line.
Why didn't you just turn off the game?
>last person she opened up her heart to
Well that's not really fair, as she never opened up. She was always just the same shy insecure girl she always was. I mean, yeah it's not nice that she got hurt, but still, you cant say that you 'opened up' when you were easily the most fake person in the game.
But she's not a crack whore.
She's a sweet, tender girl who uses her bitchy attitude to shield her from hurt.
Of all the girls in the game, she is by far the one who is the most distraught whenever you leave her.
>awesome coke habit
I really hope that is using the actual definition of awesome.
There's still 1-2 months left before release, don't jinx it, fellow Tiffany bro.
>Sweet, tender girl
But she's not. That was sort of the point of her character. She's not tsundere, she's an actual bitch who just so happens to develop a soft spot for you because you can stomach her.
I'd wait for it to be ~$4 on steam
you can "patch" the lewdness right back in. you just need to create a blank file called huniepop_uncensored_patch and you're good to go
One of the few instances where voice acting can change the meaning of dialogue.
It sucks for people like us, but for the dev the silly version is what inspired so many shitty Let's Play/twitch faggots to give it so much exposure. Normalfags would never admit to enjoying such a game, but if it's silly then it's socially acceptable because you're totally mocking the virgins that play those games for real.
There was a second guy, a writer, that was writing various dialog and stories. He was fired or whatever. He has a web comic that I can't remember.
>She only pretends to be a huge slut, she was actually a virgin and you were her first. She's clearly in love with you and the sequel makes it even clearer because she goes into depression after finding out you were fucking 11 other girls.
Huniecam was confirmed noncanon.
I think it's necessary to do this version of Huniepop first and save the serious plot for Huniepop 2.
Remember, Huniepop would be nowhere near as successful as it is now if it was a dramatic VN like KS.
>He has a web comic that I can't remember.
It's shit, plot is boring and cliche and sex scenes just happen at random whenever the artist realizes he hasn't done one in a while. Plus there was a gay scene and fuck that.
This is what I imagine Tsunderplane sound like.
>Normalfags would never admit to enjoying such a game, but if it's silly then it's socially acceptable because you're totally mocking the virgins that play those games for real.
See, I never understood this.
I get why gender roles exist, and I am mostly in favor of them, but why is it so socially unacceptable for a guy to indulge in romantic fantasies?
It's almost as if romantically fantasizing about women is gay or something.
This is the fourth time I've read this copypasta in a Huniepop thread. Why not expanding this into other threads? Bum Tickley edit for lol threads. Yennefer for The Witcher. The Boss for MGS. That flower shit for Undertale and so on.
Don't forget that Koon wrote the original profiles for the girls before he hired the writer, meaning that Koon obviously knew how to write drama. I'm guessing he had a change of heart halfway through and realized it would be too hard to make a full story like that work with a dating sim.
Nah, you're just a faggot. Here's what I trully forgot:
>Friendly to everybody
Kids emulate their parents when it comes to parenthood. Tiffany has a neglectful mom (presumably), so she would make a bad mother herself since she won't know what to do.
Additionally, she obviously has slut genes and would be more satisfied by sex with chads, so it's only inevitable before she turns into Jessie 2.0.
>Additionally, she obviously has slut genes and would be more satisfied by sex with chads, so it's only inevitable before she turns into Jessie 2.0.
You're just pushing your fetish into her. It is fine, everyone has their right to their own stuff (except furries) but that's a bit of a stretch.Not to mention, Jessie was very caring about her based on what we've seen, how she left school and considers family to be the most important thing above all. Besides, their disagreement comes from their lifestyle choices, not bad parenthood.
so hold on is Momo an actual catgirl or just a crazy homeless chick?
>Celeste's VA never visited us
>we never got her to say this line
>You're just pushing your fetish into her.
No I'm not. Tiffany's situation mirrors Jessie's exactly:
>Fall in love with some dude
>Get NTR'd by him
>Turn into a cock addicted slut
The only difference is that Tiffany may or may not be pregnant after Huniepop, but her becoming heart broken and leading a life of rampant sex like her mom isn't a stretch by any means of the imagination.
Slut genes, m8.
Tiffany is a weird girl. At first she comes across as this goody two shoes who's pure. But then you realize she's inconsistent as fuck since she gets good grades, is super popular, and hates smoking, but likes raving, hates her mom for irrational reasons, and has tried drugs before. Her character is all over the place.
I might even go so far as to say that she's a poorly written character.
On the other hand, Audrey is the most well written character since there's tons of subtle nuances about her that shows up throughout the game.
>but likes raving, hates her mom for irrational reasons, and has tried drugs before
>has a hobby
>is traumatized by her mother's choice in professions
>made a mistake, and learned from it
Nothing wrong here.
Tiffany is pretty realistic, at least from my experience. I was friendly with a girl in highschool who is basically Tiffany: smart, sweet, long blonde hair, student president or whatever the fuck it's called, everybody liked her, and such. But she was still human and liked to do shit like partying and entry level drugs.
Her mother wasn't a whore, though.
As >>323982463 said, she's just realistic. Those goodie goodie girls that get straight A's and manage important school club positions aren't ever as innocent as you think they are.
>aren't ever as innocent as you think they are.
You're right, they're usually ticking time bombs to get corrupted and turn into cock addicted sluts like that girl who's posted on /v/ all the time and starred in deep throat videos.
Apparently the Grave Robber's canon name is Audrey, so it had to be done.
Besides, they're both best girls.
Each class has official backstories and whatnot. Getting multiples is just for the sake of gameplay.
I feel your pain, senpai.
Honestly though, I turned off the voices and put it on the BLOOPS.
It was just too horrible.
>out of town
>out of town
>out of town
fuck you bitch, get yo ass back in here
Shit, I remember Neofag being super triggered by this before release, with how he was clearly harassing these women who showed nothing but good disposition towards him and happily played along.
>Plus the writing was horrible.
It was funny exactly because it was so horrible.