>Play perfect dark.
>Dad walks in.
>watches me play area 51-infiltration
>"are those american soldiers you are killing?"
>"yeah, but they are under orders from someone trying to kill the president"
>"but they are american soldiers?"
>"scoffs in disgust, walks out"
He is a really serious guy ;_;
>play Haunting Ground when it first came out
>unlock this costume
>Mom comes in
>"I wouldn't mind wearing that"
Go on and call me a liar, I wish it was a lie.
Your mom sounds like she has a good sense of humor
Sounds like a friend of my mom
>me and my friend are over, he is back from college for christmas
>moms friend walks in and looks at my friend
>oh, hes cute!
>you know older woman make better lovers?
>he chuckles and says he has heard that
She is married and wouldn't fuck around like that, but she loves messing with people.
>Are they lesbians?
>One of them, yeah
Mom is bro tier, she's known I'm a weeb since I was 4 and just laughs at this kind of stuff.
If nobody came to his party, then who took the picture?
>Ten years ago
>Lived with my dad for a short while because my mom was a crazy bitch
>Dad always worked
>Stepmom was one of those "I'm a hip young mom" types
>Was actually decently in shape
>Always walked around in her underwear and wore all the super colorful stripes and shit a woman her age shouldn't be wearing
>Always tried to get me to fuck her when she was drunk
I could NEVER have friends over. I spent most of high school alone.
>They had ice cream cake in the breakroom today
>NO FUCKING PLATES
>Dad walks in
>Woah that game looks like shit
>You should get TW3 it's so good lol
Fucking witcher shills.
>not tag teaming your stepmom with your father
What the fuck is wrong with kids these days. Sounds like a great time fir family bonding.
>That quality on their noses
/b/ is full of edgy little fags and lame asses who post the same shit over and over but this is pretty nice.
>Wanting anything to do with someone who would abandon a loving husband who works his fingers to the bone to keep a roof over her head for his son
Bitch was also crazy as shit, but I'll meet you half way and say dat ass
To be fair my dad did also let me mess around with a girl who ended up being my sister for almost well over a year so who am I to try and dispute you.
>Few years ago
>started up Witcher 2
>Beginning scene where he's being tortured shirtless
>Mom walks in
>"So that's the kind of things you're into"
She also made a gay joke about a character I was creating in EVE
We used to have a shitton of squirrels one summer around our house back in '05. Came back from school one day to an empty house. Mum likes to sit out on the back porch and catch rays, so I went there. Instead I find her over at the corner of the yard, shooting a family of squirrels with an air rifle that she's holding lefty when she's a righty, and just says 'oh, hi hon' before going back to killin.
Fortunately we are in that point of the relationship with my mom that i watch my "weird" shit with her and she doesnt give a shit.
It was kinda funny watching filthy frank's vomit/hair cake with her
She just doesnt give a shit anymore, not about my rape jokes, not about anything
>mom walks into my room to ask me something
>she notices the couple of new anime figures on my shelf
>she says the girls are cute and that the figures are nice
>i wouldnt know, i never played it
>live with father and grandmother since I was a child
>used to visit my mom on weekends until she moved to Cleveland
>continuously moved around for years
>unable to spend time with my mom
or my new little broduring that time, save one week when I had a vacation
Tell me, anons, what's it like having your mother around in your daily life?
>mom walks in
>catches me watching hentai
>has a long talk with stepfather next morning
>his first words are "there's a new episode?"
we're a strange family
>beat dad at mario kart 64 at the last second by knocking over his last beer, so that he has to clean up while i pass him and finish the race
>he screams fuck this shit! and leaves
>never comes back
>opening of FFX-2
>dad walks in
>"wow, that chick's pretty hot"
>dad walks out
>mfw my dad was semi-chub for Yuna