>mom walks in

>>323959729
>is that your girlfriend?

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>whole family slides in

>>323959729
>living with your mom

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>dad strolls in

>>323959729
>she's wearing the same thing

>>323960736
>not living with mum

Spotted the burger

>>323959729
"Oh, she wears the same costume as me"

>/v/ says ff10-2 is good
>give it a try
>opening scene
>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU
>dad walks in
>panic.jpg
>eject disc
>pop in gta 5

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>Play perfect dark.
>Dad walks in.
>watches me play area 51-infiltration
>"are those american soldiers you are killing?"
>"yeah, but they are under orders from someone trying to kill the president"
>"but they are american soldiers?"
>"yes, dad."
>"scoffs in disgust, walks out"
He is a really serious guy ;_;

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>>323961507

>play Haunting Ground when it first came out
>unlock this costume
>Mom comes in
>"I wouldn't mind wearing that"

Go on and call me a liar, I wish it was a lie.

>>323961879
Your mom sounds like she has a good sense of humor
Sounds like a friend of my mom
>me and my friend are over, he is back from college for christmas
>moms friend walks in and looks at my friend
>oh, hes cute!
>friend chuckles
>you know older woman make better lovers?
>he chuckles and says he has heard that
She is married and wouldn't fuck around like that, but she loves messing with people.

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>>323961879
>"I wouldn't mind wearing that"

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>nobody walks in
;_;

>>323961879
>>323962232
Stop trying to trigger my oedipus complex

>>323962232
>She is married and wouldn't fuck around like that
>>>/cuck/

>>323962370
Aww man :(

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>>323962370

>>323962370
fuck

>>323960956
>still living with your parents after you're out of college/uni
Manchild detected, I bet you play with your handheld vidya in public too

>>323961694
lmao what non-conflict period of time did your faggot dad serve

>>323963029
There is nothing wrong with that. Just dont play smash4. I got some weird looks when i started to get into it. Turned based and less intense games work fine.

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>>323962370
Aw poor nigga, i'd be his friend.

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>Are they lesbians?
>One of them, yeah
Mom is bro tier, she's known I'm a weeb since I was 4 and just laughs at this kind of stuff.

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>>323962370
If nobody came to his party, then who took the picture?

>>323963627
His mom.

>>323962370
>Ice cream cake

Wow, who doesn't want ice cream cake? What the fuck?

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>>323961879
>>323962232
>Ten years ago
>Lived with my dad for a short while because my mom was a crazy bitch
>Dad always worked
>Stepmom was one of those "I'm a hip young mom" types
>Was actually decently in shape
>Always walked around in her underwear and wore all the super colorful stripes and shit a woman her age shouldn't be wearing
>Always tried to get me to fuck her when she was drunk

I could NEVER have friends over. I spent most of high school alone.

>>323963731
Exactly, that's the saddest part of the picture

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>>323963732
>he didn't fuck his stepmom
What a fag

>>323963732
How hard did you fuck her though?

>>323963732
And you didn't hit that because?

>>323959729
>brunette
What the fuck?!

>>323962370
/b/ made him a birthday card though.

>>323963840
People have shit taste. Ice Cream Cake is fucking great.

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>>323963731
>>323963840
>They had ice cream cake in the breakroom today
>NO FUCKING PLATES

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>>323964030

>>323963986
>>323963923
>cucking your father who has graciously brought you up and let you stay

You'd risk getting tossed out and cut off from inheritance for a bit of middle aged tail?

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>Dad walks in
>Woah that game looks like shit
>You should get TW3 it's so good lol
Fucking witcher shills.

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>>323964216
Yes.

>>323964126
terrible

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>>323964216
>not tag teaming your stepmom with your father
What the fuck is wrong with kids these days. Sounds like a great time fir family bonding.

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>>323963593
>That quality on their noses

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>>323964126
/b/ is full of edgy little fags and lame asses who post the same shit over and over but this is pretty nice.

>>323963906
>>323963923
>>323963986
>Wanting anything to do with someone who would abandon a loving husband who works his fingers to the bone to keep a roof over her head for his son
Bitch was also crazy as shit, but I'll meet you half way and say dat ass

>>323964397
To be fair my dad did also let me mess around with a girl who ended up being my sister for almost well over a year so who am I to try and dispute you.

>>323964797
He let you fuck your sister? Damn, thats weird as fuck.

>>323964964
Him AND my older sister.

>Anon you just seemed so happy together who are we to judge

>>323964964
>he never got redneck father
My condolences.

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>Dad's Walken

>Few years ago
>started up Witcher 2
>Beginning scene where he's being tortured shirtless
>Mom walks in
>"So that's the kind of things you're into"
She also made a gay joke about a character I was creating in EVE

>>323965138
I grew up ina household where my mom routinely shot groundhogs out our kitchen window, both my parents hunted and in the middle of fucking nowhere. Thats not normal redneck.

my godmother walked in on me play kingdom hearts, she told me "aw wittle anon still likes to play with Donald and Goofy"

>>323961694
It should've been filthy Jap soldiers so no problem.

>>323965842
We used to have a shitton of squirrels one summer around our house back in '05. Came back from school one day to an empty house. Mum likes to sit out on the back porch and catch rays, so I went there. Instead I find her over at the corner of the yard, shooting a family of squirrels with an air rifle that she's holding lefty when she's a righty, and just says 'oh, hi hon' before going back to killin.

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>>323962370
Damn

>>323962370
Probably a rapist.

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>>323960635
the fuck is that

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>>323961879

Fortunately we are in that point of the relationship with my mom that i watch my "weird" shit with her and she doesnt give a shit.
It was kinda funny watching filthy frank's vomit/hair cake with her
She just doesnt give a shit anymore, not about my rape jokes, not about anything

>>323971230
why does she look chubby here compared to >>323961879

would be hotter if she was thinner

>>323972985
Watch the entire webm. It should be clear that anon modded the shit out of it. Of course it doesn't look like that.

>>323973085
i wouldnt know, i never played it

maybe some jap dev decided not to make qt thin girls for once

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>>323959729
>mom walks into my room to ask me something
>she notices the couple of new anime figures on my shelf
>she says the girls are cute and that the figures are nice
Thanks mom.

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>>323973219
>i wouldnt know, i never played it
Literally how

>tfw the middle part of dairy queen ice cream cakes

>>323972661
wow watch that edge kid

>live with father and grandmother since I was a child
>used to visit my mom on weekends until she moved to Cleveland
>continuously moved around for years
>unable to spend time with my mom or my new little broduring that time, save one week when I had a vacation

Tell me, anons, what's it like having your mother around in your daily life?

>>323973685
>edge
You jelly boy? How does it feel to be adopted?

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>mom walks in
>catches me watching hentai
>has a long talk with stepfather next morning
>his first words are "there's a new episode?"

we're a strange family

>>323974051
Nah. You're okay

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>wife's son walks in

>>323973764
Depends on how much you are mentally damaged by your country's education system.

>>323974051
things that totally happened

>>323975713

>le stepchildren cuckoldry maymay

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>beat dad at mario kart 64 at the last second by knocking over his last beer, so that he has to clean up while i pass him and finish the race
>he screams fuck this shit! and leaves
>never comes back

>>323975713
>Marrying a single mother
Why did you shoot yourself in the foot like that?

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>>323961551
>opening of FFX-2
>dad walks in
>panic.jpg
>"wow, that chick's pretty hot"
>dad walks out
>mfw my dad was semi-chub for Yuna