ITT: things that won't be in the FF7 remake

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this entire portion of the game

Fun.

>>323954730
yeah nah, they need to keep his characterization of being an asshole

>>323954730

The ENTIRE GAME will not be included

Not one little piece of it

Instead we get this Kingdom Hearts game, sold to you at 50 bucks an episode

>>323955582
I'm very happy this is likely gone.

Man how did retard end up being a dirty word again.

It's not gonna stop 14 year olds on xbl from using it like a full stop, it just gives them more power.

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>>323955582
Oh fuck I totally forgot about that part. Fucking christ I hope that gets cut.

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>>323955721
>>323955886

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>>323955721
>>323955886
git gud

>>323954730
Nah they'll keep that in to establish Cid as an asshole.
>>323953264
This will stay also. Why would they take out a fan favorite part that is just running up steps? It's not that hard to put in. The retard line won't stay sadly. Would love to hear Tifa say that
>>323955582
This might not though I hope it does.

>>323955830
>Man how did retard end up being a dirty word again.

Dude, making fun of people who were born with disablities

It's pretty fucked up. Probably worse than calling a guy a nigger

>>323953264
The shitty turn based combat

>>323956109
Fuck you turn based combat is cool

Avalanche will never be referred to as terrorists, just freedom fighters

>>323955721
>>323955886
casuals

>>323956025
>>323955942
It's not that it was challenging, it just plain wasn't fun. It was slow as fuck, not rewarding, boring as hell, and didn't do anything to progression wise. I'd rather have had to do more shit at the Golden Saucer.

Nostalgia. And people will finally realize the shittiness of their idealized emofest.

>>323956297
Why would Shinra call them freedom fighters?

>>323956297
They will never blow up the reactor

instead they compose a petition on Change.org

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>>323955582

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>>323955830
Retard's been an insult since at least the 80's. But once upon a time retard was an appropriate word to use if someone was indeed retarded. Like the organisation I work at used to have 'retards' in the name because they offered services to actual retards. And that was okay. Now of course staff members would prolly be sacked for uttering the word 'retard'.

Kids these days, ruining all sorts of good words. I can't even say I'm wearing thongs to the beach anymore.

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>>323955886
I hope it gets replaced with more snowboarding.

Dead serious here.

>>323956071
Blaming the word for this is retarded. When people decided to call retarded people "special", it just turned the word "special" into an insult. The problem is being mentally deficient is itself a detriment, and people will always use whatever label you give it as an insult.

>>323957158
Kind of funny, every time someone tries to come up with a new name for "retard", it gets used to call people stupid and suddenly THAT word is derogatory.

>>323957158

It was always an insult, just way down the chain of insults, casually uttered by teenagers in movies and TV shows with about as much impact as a wet fart.

Now saying it these days is literally triggering like omg.

>>323957306
The game is already confirmed to be broken up into parts.
One of the parts should be FF7: Xtreme Downhill Snowboarding
A full fledged snowboard game starring Cloud, Cid, and Tifa. Hell, let other characters do it too even though they couldn't in the original game. Red XIII snowboarding would be hilarious.

>>323957793
>FF7: Xtreme Downhill Snowboarding
I'd buy this part alone. Honestly, they ought to scrap the whole reimagining and just release games based on the minigames. A G-Bike 3D Road Rash clone would be good too. The sub game may be servicable too.

>>323953264
The game

>>323959296
>sub

Fuck off.

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>>323960169
I'm sorry that subs trigger you.

>>323957567
Retard was how they were legally categorized in MANY countries, it wasn't a insult, people started using it as a insult by since nit implied they were mentally defective

>>323959296
I'll be pissed if they remove the submarine minigame, it was so much fun

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>>323960719
Hi

the few things that made it fun are gone.

instead we get ff7 re imagined as a hybrid between kingdoms hearts and ff13

>>323955721
>>323956053
>>323955886
>couldn't beat the spam soldiers the minigame?

beat every single one of them by spamming soldiers with a few archers in back

>>323959296
I think they already did that on the Japanese iPhone store.

I think the part where Hojo locks Aeris and Red in a pod with the hopes of Red raping and impregnating Aeris is going to be gone.

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>>323962386
That was maniacally retarded anyway. That had me scratching my head for hours after I played that part.

>>323961076
God damn this thing spooked me when I first encountered it on the world map. I'm such a fucking baby when it comes to underwater monsters.

>>323962740
hojo is crazy

I want to breed Tifa with Red XIII and make her slurp up a doggy bowl of hobo cum!

>>323963426
whenever i hear 'hojo' nowadays i can only think of that psycho ff7 house story

Well, in 97 when the game came out people actually wanted to like games.
Now, people want every game to be the TORtanic so they can have epic threads about them and be huge hipsters.

I hope they have Aeris voice act 'this guy are sick' and nobody in game blinks an eye at it.
Would be a cute little reference.

>>323953264
And that would be a goddamn improvement you retard
That part was absolute fucking bullshit

>>323955582
I managed to destroy everyone except for the final boss thing and then freaked the fuck out because I thought that meant I had lost

>>323955582
I love this mini game, i can't believe there are some people that hate it.

>>323955582
This shit was confusing I didn't know what I had to do

>>323964947
It's shit because your units are worthless, and you're better off just letting them reach you and finishing them off yourself.

>>323953264

To be honest that's probably a localization thing and wasn't in the Japanese vernacular.

>>323962316
Wasn't it just the G-Bike?

>>323963823
>psycho ff7 house story
Fucking hell I'm remembering it now too, I wonder if there is something like that for some new game right now

>>323964572

He means the word retard, you double retard.

>>323965635
FF7's original localization was pretty terrible. It felt like every scene was translated by a completely different person. There's zero consistency.

>>323962316
Yeah but phone games aren't real games., especially Apple phones games. They should have released that shit on a platform that's accessible to hetrosexuals.

>>323965730
Oh, yeah. The snowboard one was Java based for flipshits.

>>323966083
>boyeeeeee
Whoever wrote Barret may have been a fucking retard.

honey bee in
gold saucer minigames
dates at the gold saucer

>>323954730
It'll be in there, but with fewer woman beating undertones.

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>>323966490
I think the writer did an excellent job of portraying niggerspeak.

>>323966490
All the hip kids were saying it at the time, Anon.

>>323963823
>>323965843
Was that story true?

>>323965843
> I wonder if there is something like that for some new game right now

An undertale house is the the next most probably one.

There's profanity and loli rape in FFXV.

Don't know why they'd leave stuff out of the remake.

>>323966739
probable*

Holy shit this game looks repulsive

>>323955618
This guy really gets it, Nomura doesn't care...he wants to shove his autistic vision onto FF7 and change it forever.

>>323966760
>Don't know why they'd leave stuff out of the remake
Because it wasn't in the original. People praised finally getting accurate translations of IV, V, and VI, then they found out that VII was a total chop job and now muh nostalgia takes more precedence over artists intent.
I'll put money on "damn TEA" being in the game, though.

>>323966760
>loli rape in FFXV.
Citation

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>>323966961
>I was born after 2000

>yfw they'll probably put Lightning in as a new optional boss
>even if you beat her the cutscene acts like she is fine and has no damage done
>meanwhile cloud and crew are battle-damage and tired

>>323965483
You're just bad at it. There's a circle of death like most TBS games in that minigame. Like how in fire emblem axes>spears>swords or however it goes,I really actually dont know. positioning and combining the right types of fighters to attack groups of enemies is key.

>>323967489

dawn trailer

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>Muh feminism

>>323967730
Did you watch it while you were high or something?

>>323967879
had forgotten about this, he treated her like shit

>>323967879
The fuck is wrong with her model?

>>323967879
im going to miss old cid.

>>323968081
PC mods

>>323967125
bait? i cant fucking tell anymore

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>>323967879
>>323954730

I want this Cid so bad

>>323968081
looks like a mod
>>323968005
she was a dumb bitch for getting caught in there when it was time to launch.
inevitably leading to it being canceled and cid losing everything

>>323953264
It wont be. It wasnt in the original script. The translators censored the line and inserted false vulgarities.

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>>323967526
FF7 was released in '97. Was it really that popular among 4 year-olds?
There's really no difference between these two groups.

>>323961076
>SOLOMON, I HAVE RETURNED.

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>>323953264
Forget 'retard', they'll probably remove that entire stair section completely.

>>323953264
Oh stop being silly. You do know that a lot of things were translated incorrectly originally.

>>323970307
Good, it was completely pointless.

>>323968197
Even it it were bait, it's entirely accurate. Nothing that made the original good will be included in the reimagining.

>>323971107
Please tell me what made the original good.

>>323971279
A man getting raped by many men.
A man crossdressing.

This is what made FF7 TRULY AMAZING.

>>323971381
At least the second one will be in. The first will of course be heavily toned down. So it will be about a third as amazing, but seeing how the first part will probably be about a quarter of the game blown out to 30 hours the first episode will be as amazing and the rest will be shit.

>>323971279
Fucking snowboading. We've been over this!

>>323973084
I hated it.

>>323953264

While I found it humorous, that wasn't in the Japanese version at all. The FF VII localizers added a lot of little things to the script.

>>323971279
I was just a very big game at the time and worth the time and money.

>>323965483
Also they allow you to make more troops as needed and by then you don't fucking need anymore money.

>>323974227
Why?

>>323973247
Well you know what they say about your taste and how it compares you mine.

>>323974731
No, I actually don't.

Wonder if they'll translate this correctly this time? Apparently it appeared again in Dissidia 012 and were translated as "Stretch Boxers". I don't know if that game's translator somehow managed to fuck up too, or if they thought that sexy underwear was inappropriate for western audiences or something.

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Forgot my pic.

>>323974547
but niggers climb really fast.

>>323956195
Yeah, in SMT games. LOLO

>>323967526

Millennials are as bad as post-millenials.

>>323953264
What's the problem? We've been called "fucker", "bitch" or "retard" in Fallout 4.

>>323965483
>>323955721
>>323955886
>Im shit at strategy games and cant handle defense based games for shit
this was actually a really fun mini game and youre a fucking casual if you found this difficult in any sense

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>>323975137
they were very sexy

>>323978431

I've seen that picture before. What's it from? Was it on that extras disc Japan got or something?

>>323957429
>>323957567
This phenomenon actually has a name. It's called the "Euphemism Treadmill".

In the end, the only real solution to the "problem" of offensive language is to just stop sheltering kids from it so they'll actually grow up with thick skin. Same way how if you don't let your kid play outside and get bruises and splinters every now and then, he'll grow up to be a pansy who cries if he breaks a nail.

>>323978574
I think it's from one of the first Ultimanias