DSP's top ten most disappointing games of 2015
10. Broken Age Act 2 (Shits on time hard kek)
9. Just Cause 3
7. Everyone Gone to the Rapture
6. Rainbow 6 Seige/Evolve/Splatoon (Splatoon at launch)
5. Star Wars Battlefront
4. Halo 5
3. MGS V
2. The Order 1886
1. Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5
He beat the entire game and the secret boss.
The only thing he ragequit on was Ludwig in the DLC because he decided to go in it immediately after Vicar Amelia on NG+
He's consistently said Bloodborne is amazing though and more than likely will be his GOTY 2015
DSP's lists are legit because he actually plays literally every new release. Last year I only played MGSV and Bloodborne at release, so it would be hard for me to formulate a list, I mostly just parrot /v/ and decide what to buy based on the stuff I see here.
Reminder that there exist people out there that hate DSP, but spend several hours everyday watching all of his videos, all of his vlogs, and attend every stream, download all of his videos, record every stream, upload them into hour long montages, and when not doing any of this consistently think and talk about DSP and try to DDOS and SWAT him, know everything about his personal life, and sit there everyday patiently awaiting new content to satisfy their masochism, just because he records himself being bad at video games, and yet don't understand how they are 10X more pathetic than DSP will ever be.
DSP whines a lot and blames the game a lot in his actual playthroughs but later on is pretty rational about it when he reviews them.
After all the complaining and whining he did throughout the MGS series he consistently says post-playthrough he's terrible at the games and understands this.
Amazing, isn't it? He created reverse sycophancy. Every Twitch streamer has to pander ceaselessly online to remind cucks he exists and DSP gets all that hassle free. How can one man have so much charisma? All he needs to do is quit playing video games and go full vlogger.
I watch DSP because his experiences with games are always incredibly raw and unedited. He does absolutely no research into games beforehand and doesn't watch any of the trailers. It's ironic because "Blind" Let's Plays are all the big rage now on youtube but DSP does it better than anyone else. For fuck sakes he's playing Undertale in a few weeks and he's concerned that, because it's a PC game it might be too graphically intensive for his PC because he has no idea what it is.
>he's playing Undertale in a few weeks and he's concerned that, because it's a PC game it might be too graphically intensive for his PC because he has no idea what it is
Thats pretty funny
Also I know what you mean. I unironically like his reviews and opinion peices, but how can you stomach his terrible gameplay commentary.
Wait how is he so disappointed in MGS V? Was he actually hyped for the newest Game in the series he hates?
>fallout 4 wasn't a disappointment
It met expectations, which means it was mediocre like all the other Bethesda RPGs. I'm just waiting on the mod scene to mature a bit before I buy the inevitable gotye
Imagine dsp trying to play through the rhythm heaven games. When do you think he'd rage quit? Which game would piss him off the most?
>Dunkey makes list of games he likes
>/v/ now hates him
>Phil makes list of games he hates
>/v/ now like him
2016 off to a fucking stellar start as expected.
i'm a huge MGS fanboy and agree on the grounds that a game being disappointing doesn't mean it's bad
it speaks volume MGSV was as underwhelming as it was and yet was better than a great majority of what got released in 2015, especially in the action/stealth genres.
Someone made a thread like this a day or two ago but for Dunkey's top 10 games of 2015. First 10 replies were a mix of "Literally who" and "NOT MUH VIDYA REEEEE". Shitposting evolved from there. And when people actually bothered to read what he put on his list it only got worse.
FO3 was a fucking garbage RPG to begin with.
All the 3D Fallouts are.
FO4s action offerings outshine anything and everything in FO3.
For once I don't need to play a pacifist CHA character because of how irredeemable the combat is.
Hey guys, here's an inflammatory opinion piece that goes on for 6 minutes too long while I use gameplay footage from a game that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about and won't get me flagged on Youtube.
Every. Single. Video.
DSP please go. /v/ watches you for your 'whigny bullshit' highlight reels and does nothing but mock you. Just because you're not popular doesn't mean /v/ likes you.
He said it didnt have enough content at launch, it was bullshit it was a full priced game, and it was bullshit they restricted what modes and maps you could play to specific times of the day. He put it in with Rainbow Six and Evolve because they use the same bussiness model, but he did point out that as of now Splatoon has enough content thanks to free dlc.
A vocal minority who're too impatient to play through the entire game and bitch endlessly about how disappointed they were because they didn't recreate MG1 is hardly a large portion of the fanbase
It's the worst main-line game in the series.
That said, it has the best gameplay in the series.
>most disappointing games
>of the year
>Nintendo's Garage studio
>already explained how maps/modes will be distributed BEFORE launch
>failing to fulfil someone's hopes or expectations
I can read find.
He basically just named every game that released last year, 2015 sure sucked shit through a straw.
Shit taste detected and confirmed.
Nothing comes close to the tightness of MGS1/2 gameplay. You can argue that MGSV gameplay is far more complex, but it's not as tight or perfected.
>hes playing undertale in a few weeks
Because the other autistic cult that follows him are constantly flagging his content and trying to take him down.
Also probably because of the fact that his retard ass moved to Washington and his wife is a gold digger.
Also so much of his viewership now just watches the this is how you don't play montages. If DSP was smart he would make his own line of this is how you don't play and embrace the views. Hell If I were him I would just straight up rip the sons of kojima videos and upload them
>I watch DSP because his experiences with games are always incredibly raw and unedited. He does absolutely no research into games beforehand and doesn't watch any of the trailers.
Too bad none of this matters when his stream chat is constantly holding his hand in the majority of playthroughs he's done the past year. It's even worse when he tries to act like he's figuring everything out on his own when it's painfully obvious that's far from the truth at times.
I bet you like Morrowind too, dumbshit.
I don't understand the hate boner for 1886.
Its fine, the story is kind of ass but so are most video games if we are honest. Great graphics, good shooting, I mean it delivered on what it was.
>I don't understand the hate boner for 1886.
It's a bad game
>the story is kind of ass but so are most video games if we are honest
Play more games
>Great graphics, good shooting
>I mean it delivered on what it was
DSP really isn't even that bad anymore, I mean he was shit, but everything around him has become more and more increasingly shit while he has stayed mostly the same, so he has become better as a result.
You know why? He actually plays literally everything. Like he plays more new releases in a month than I buy in a year sometimes. He is allowed to have an opinion, I personally wouldn't be able to make a goty list
How can a man who plays that many video games be that bad at them???