Meanwhile, in cyberpunk /v/.......

I would post a witty comment but the government in my district forbids it

rock station has no rocks

Have you ever wondered how it would feel to stick your dick into a Schriebmann port?

>>323943623
I never asked for this thread.

>implying 4chan is legal in a cyberpunk future.

>>323943623
I can't wait to vote for Drump so he can deport all illegal replicants out of Earth.

>>323944112
>implying that caring about what the man forbids is cyberpunk

Every night I fuck a machine more human than me. Its embrace is warmer, and it's pulse more rapid than the dry veins of the flesh prostitutes under the halogen buzzlights. Endorphins flow through my glands, secreted by a membrane with a bar code. The wires tangle with sheets and my back arches, plug interfaces glistening in the neon light.

>>323944297
>voting

Did you forget where we live? EarthCorp runs the place.

>>323944473
tldr you fucking tryhard

>>323944112
>implying enabling faggots is not the entire business of some corporations

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Okay which one of you pieces of shit tried to hack into the TriOptimum Corporation? You are going to regret it.

>>323944616
>it's

I wasn't trying hard enough to proof read.

>>323944632
You got me.

jet steel doesn't melt fuel beams

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>>323943992
I never asked for this autism.

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Fucking SJWs and their "robots are humans too and they have rights" bullshit. My synthwhore is my property and I can whatever the fuck I want with it.

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Does anyone know if it's safe to increase my cerebral storage capacity from 300 exas to 350 exas in a 24 hour uplink instead of the usual 72?

The United Steam Conglomarate is starting their weekly sale tomorrow and I don't have enough room to store anymore games since I'm not allowed to delete older USC games under their EULA and the only data I could delete is memories of my first dog.

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Haha lads. Just had my pay-coupons invalidated shit taking CORPORATION-1 on 4chan.

I think I'm going to be okay

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HELLO FELLOW HUMANS, I AM A MAN LIKE EVERY ONE OF YOU, IM TOTALY NOT SOME KIND OF NEW SILICON ANDROID WITH ALMOST PERFECT I.A.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DEAR WALKER MEAT? CAN I WATCH AND LEARN?

BTW PIC RELATED IS ME, I AM HACKER MAN LIKE EVERY ONE OF YOU

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>>323944974
>20XX
>being a cyberbigot

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>>323945467

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Thread themesong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1-qLbHHCM

I get the feeling it wouldn't be all that different

FUCKING WAGESLAVES

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>writting a post about stealing an android which is then revealed to be Lightning and then telling the story of Toryiama trying to get it back
>accidentally clicked on a bookmark
>post lost

>>323944698
That's the TriOptimum way!

Give me inspiration for a cyberpunk Dark Souls ripoff /v/.

>>323946301
How would that work?

>>323945797
And what are you gonna do, basement dweller? Hack m010100100100010101000101010001010100010101000101010001010100010101000101

>>323946387
stun batons instead of swords
security drones instead of fantasy bosses

>>323946387
Maybe you play as a cop in a cyberpunk city and have to fight through a factory full of mutated gang members?
But still dark souls gameplay is based around melee, and melee weapons wouldn't be very present in a cyberpunk setting

>>323946387
Laser swords and guns, robots, H.R. Giger monsters/Blade Runner inspired world, etc.

I think Bloodborne would've been better to say than DS though

>>323946387
cyber swords
pistols
aesthetic
lasers
science
electricity

cyber souls

you steal peoples data or some shit

and a big interlinked multilayer cyberpunk city would work nicely

>>323946596
>>323946683
>>323946720
>>323946870

Cyberpunk 2077 can't come soon enough

This thread is schwarbage.

>>323947625
Shock off

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>>323946870
>invade niggas and destroy their Identity Discs
>niggas lose progress
>biblical butthurt ensues

>new shipment of shotguns came into the PD
>select fire, big magazines
And there's word that the Civil Liberty bloc is organising an unsanctioned protest at city hall.
I love my job.

Isn't cyberpunk 2077 coming out this year? Do we now anything about that yet?

I'm off the grid so I dunno.

>>323948354
We don't know shit.

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>>323945071
UNDERRATED POST DETECTED.

Just to let you know I flagged your post for the GSECS. You are under review for tampering with EarthCorp Cyberbrain storage without a permit.

Have fun getting your memory expunged.

>>323948354
Probably not going to happen, it's another HL3 tail. It's basically a meme over at CDPR now

>>323948938
Come on those corp fucks are so lazy they wouldn't even move their arm far enough to push the purge button. The only risk he runs is frying his shit or getting hooked on back alley ICE trying to cool down.

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>tfw muhfuggen eco-terrorists are startin shit again

>tfw at least the kittens are comfy

So how are you guys enjoying the Game Gear

>>323949187
We've got the eco-creeps' biometrics. Don't worry.

The funny part is that if the US becomes more socialist, we may very well be in a police/ corp state soon enough

>>323943801
>tfw my arcology corporate gov't is authoritarian

Will cerebral jacks ever be a reality?

Imagine the kind of experiences you could send to one's brain

>>323949708
Aw shit, you're in an arco? I'm in one of the G1 megascrapers, and it's as nasty as you may have heard.
>strung out junkies, too poor for even last decade's designer stim
>GAMEheads slowly starving to death in the corner
>cops not giving a fuck unless they're shaking down the resident boss
A terrorist attack might actually improve matters, it's that bad.

>>323950395
I'd send you pure undiluted pain.

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>>323943623
I am bored anybody up for some cybersex in modded Sims 500.

Clockwork, are you still working?