Well why haven't you bought a Wii U yet /v/? Do you really want to miss all these great EXCLUSIVES?
Whatever, we all know where this thread is going to go. Name 5 things you hate about Nintendo, GO!
>ALL THESE AMAZING GAMES
>Like 3 or 4 games that interest me that are short as fuck except for XCX
Short? A good game isn't judged on how long it takes to be beaten. A good game can be played and practiced forever. I finished Streets of Rage 2 but I still wanted to get better, get a higher score, and do it quicker. The game is so fun that I want to do that, maybe you don't play fun games anymore.
>wii party u
>mario party 10
>new mario U
>wind waker hd
>mario 3d world
they're garbage, lazy remakes, half-finished projects and so on.
Only DK, Bayonetta, Xeno, Hyrule Warriors and project Zero are worthwhile.
>gee, why I'm not wasting money in order to play 5 games, considering that best sidescrolling DK games are on Snes/Wii, I don't give a fuck about Xeno andHyrule Warriors is coming out for 3ds
>A good game isn't judged on how long it takes to be beaten.
So you expect me to keep playing a game once I done everything that is there to be done? I could do that with older games but the ones im interested in are so shallow I'll 100% them and let them sit there and collect dust
I love my wii u but why can't we have games like dark souls ormgs v on it? i don't want to support other consoles and i don't have dosh for even midtier pc(wii u and 3ds games are not cheap) but i want to enjoy those games
THIS THREAD DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN
Fucking Nintendo, stealing my Bayonetta.
I'll always be mad.
OP here from the thread you tried to copy
Honestly I feel sorry for you if you think that a failure like the WiiU is even worth owing
have fun with your yearly rehashes of children's games retard
Moeshit: the handheld. The modern sony fanbase disgusts me, like truly and deeply. I miss the PS1 and early PS2 era. Sony fucking sucks now, it's all direct niche pandering with no fucking middle ground. You're literally stuck with dude bro shit, movie shit, or moeshit...it's fucking disgusting.
QUADS THAT REACH OUT TO OTHER THREADS, SHOW ME THE LIGHT
Bait or new, either way lurk moar or go back to whatever festering shithole hugbox you came from.
>That's why he doesn't like them. Its not Netflix and press x to watch grey and black cut scene
>still leave games like Splatoon, DKTF and Bayo2 on the list
Your argument has more open holes than your mom on a saturday night
>mario maker not worth asking price
>mario kart 8 is gr8
>remake that looks better on dolphin
>xenoblade is shit
>not played yoshi yet
>best wii u game
>pikmin was never good
>need to buy amiibo figures/cards to play
>I'm a nintendostalgia boy
>bought a Wii U
>sold it after 6 months
>bought a PS4 two weeks ago
>Bloodborne reminded what I liked about games in the beginning
>mfw when kimishima/iwata's ghost can keep trying to "expand the gaming population" and put "smiles on people's faces" and I no longer care
>from left to right, top to bottom, then mid
>kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie
>ehhh, nice, kiddie, ehhh, ehhh, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie
>kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie
Only one game that I'm interested in ("nice"), 4 maybes ("ehhh"). The rest ("kiddie"), I don't like.
I'd buy the one game I like and get an emulator to play it (then pirate the other 4), but I won't be buying Wii U. It's not worth it.
I've also read here somewhere that they will stop making games for the Wii U once NX comes out, and it won't be long until NX comes out. It's not worth buying a console that's about to reach the end of its life cycle. It's best to just wait for NX.
>little brother gets a wii u for xmas
>decide to objectively look at what the games are like (i was toying with the idea of buying one as i think its an interesting piece of hardware)
>>Absolutely engrossing for the two weeks i was invested in it
>>made two levels, saw no merit in continuing afterwards
>>online is almost wholly retarded and based on a self destructive system
>>the online is furthermore marred by the fact that the majority population of wii u owners, and therefore level designers are children
>>probably only fun if youre someone like gerstmann with a huge following and such, average joe will have no fun with this title
>>neither my brother nor i ever took it out of the box
New Super Mario Bros. U
>>normal mario platformer, nothing too exceptional
>>multiplayer is pointless
Mario Kart 8
>>The most beautiful mario kart
>>great design, from sound to art to levels
>>lost interest because its still a game of bullshit where youre 1st the whole game until you get hit by one thing on the final stretch and place 5th
>>didnt play online, never personally interested me in mario kart
Wew lads, am i fucking glad i didnt actually spend any money on this fucking piece of shit system
holy shit, i mean i didnt try every game thats out for it, but all of this
>its not fair, bros!!
bullshit is just biased garbage
the system is absolutely shit.
feel free to ask me to elaborate my points,
knowing full well its just some anons opinion and shouldnt change yours.
I bought one at launch. I got enough out of it to justify the price, and once Zelda releases I'm fine with it riding off into the sunset. I'll likely get an NX (as long as it's an actual game console) to go along with my handhelds, PS4, PC, and
>every single game on that list either relies on a gimmick, cinematics, pandering to mature gamers with violence, social networking and facebook, er, miiverse integration, is a ripoff of a far better PC game, or is a retreat on a really old game franchise with little to no improvement
Sorry OP, I don't see anything worthwhile on that list. I'm sure someone will find them entertaining, but the WiiU's exclusives are about as "good" as the PS4 and Xbox's lineups, and since I don't consider them good consoles, you can sum up my feelings on the WiiU from that.
im not interested in jrpg's
i dont know why hes not interested in it, although hes 10, so maybe he just cares about mario stuff im not sure. he seems to just get don with mario stuff (and lego games on his 3ds) as far as i can tell
did it really took you 1 hour to come up with an insult that doesn't make sense?
It's the same amount of time that your mom takes to get her fat ass off a chair