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Billy, games are for playing, not for watching other people play them.
-Mom, you don't undertand.
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>complains when she doesnt have to pay 60 dollars for shitty games every month
>complains that her son is in his room watching people play games instead of outside getting high or fucked up the butt
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>>323914968

i watch LPs while at work because i can't play myself at work. whats wrong about that?
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>>323915221
came to post the first paragraph
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>>323915221
are you implying she hasn't panties right now

lewd
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>>323915221
Wait. Are you saying that if I go outside I get some sweet dicking?
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"MOM DON'T BE SUCH A LE BARREL XD I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU HEHE WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MINECRAFT???"
Fucking hate kids, jesus christ. Stupid little faggots.
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>>323914968
>Billy, when mommy says we have a bath together we have a bath together.
>Mom, aren't I too old for that?
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>>323915270

Why not work you fucking degenerate piece of trash? Either that or quit. Fucking piece of shit.
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>>323915394
>He doesn't have extra panties to show off
lel what a fag
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>kids wont sit at dinner table anymore they wanna watch tv
>kids won't watch tv with us they wanna go on ipad
>kids wont watch vids with us on apple paper they wanna play Virtual Reality MMO

The futures bright.
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STOP PLAYING VIDEOGAMES

ARE YOU GAY OR WHAT
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>>323915445
>what is multitasking
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>>323914968
I was watching the Majoras Mask 100% 4co-op AGDQ while playing FEif
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>>323915445
What are breaks
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>>323915445
This desu.
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>>323915491
Gosh dad, I'm a genderfluid genderqueer snowflakesexual!
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if pirating makes companies lose money why doesn't watching let's play too?
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>>323915438
Fuck off Ruggarell.
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>>323915736
O-Oy vey... delete this.
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>>323914968
What about MILF porn mom?
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>>323915736
>pirating makes companies lose money
Thanks for the laugh, anon.
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>>323915736
If you campaign against piracy you are saviors of the gaming industry. If you campaign against Let's Plays you are a big bad corporation that hates fun and wants thousands of YouTube artists to stave to death.
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>>323914968
OH YEAH

WELL FUCK OFF WITH YOUR REALITY SHOWS MOM

EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE

I KNOW ABOUT YOUR STORY WITH THE GUY NEXT DOOR

ILL TELL DAD
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>>323915883
I was just parrotting the people who say that
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>>323915489
>kids won't <...>
>children
>agency
>individualism
>CHILDREN
Because kids aren't MADE to. 68ers never should have tried out "parenting" and a lot of this "willie gets a trophy for showing up" and "check your privilege and get out of my safe space shitlord" are aftershocks of them not having the good grace to stay checked out and tuned in or whatever.
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>>323915445
>not getting paid to shitpost and watch shit online
You're doing it wrong if you're actually working for money.
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>>323915491

> Plays DOAX3
> Gay

u wot m8
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But mom, why does dad watch sports then?
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>>323915418
If you're a 12 year old boy somebody would want to dick you. But assuming you're not then no.
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>4yo Nephew starts watching people on youtube.

It's weird. He doesn't pretend play that he's Mario or whatever, he pretends he's chugga playing Mario in front of an audience. Well on the bright side maybe that'll steer him towards Xenoblade and such instead of mobile shit when he gets older.
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There is merit in watching this LP:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFP9r6vJL2qCCERMBP_ZWUEV0vaSL4rHf
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>>323915221
Women will complain just for the sake of making noise. Little Billy could be an amazing child prodigy and his mom would complain that he doesn't do enough chores around the house.
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>>323915736
I couldn't give a fuck about let's players but we all know they could extend this to ban footage outside of reviews if they tried. Good question regardless.
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Mom, I'd take whatever it is you tell me a lot more seriously if I didn't know what dad was putting in your mouth every night.
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>>323916317
Aw shit, I love developer commentaries!
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>>323915221

Neither do you. Go read a book son
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>>323916314
Yeah, this won't evolve into attention-craving at all. Especially for a kid with access to the internet.
Get a recorder ready to blackmail that boipussy in a few years,
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>>323916063

Not really. I get government bucks because of autism so I get paid to do nothing, but if I had a job I would actually do it.
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>>323916409
stop posting that retarded shitty ugly dog
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>>323914968
Gee, is not that every. Single. Time i booted up the game and/or started a match someone comes and call for my immediate presence. NOT AT ALL!

Might be cursed or something, because seriously, either the telephone rings, someone is at the door or parents call for my help on the other side of the house so no way they might know
Dropped Forged Alliance completely because of this and videogames in general followed shortly after
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>>323916021
><...>
fuck off
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>>323914968
>Mom, what's greentexting?
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>>323914968
>Tfw only person in my family that could pass for *okay*
>Tfw only person in my family that hasn't been to jail
>Tfw one of the few people in my family that isn't a felon
>Tfw only person in my family who doesn't have a drinking / drug / depression problem
>Tfw I'm probably the most hated person in my family
>Tfw both parents are disappointed I didn't "experience" life
>Tfw I'm the only one in my family that has a steady income of money

Fuck man, why do I have to be the one that gets fucked up the ass for everything wrong in the family?
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>>323916654
You should've become a portable-pleb.
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>tfw poorfag that only just recently realized I was ruining games for myself by watching youtube playthroughs

I fully support these guys getting shut down not because I'm a corporate shill, but because so many people are fucking WATCHING vidya instead of playing it. It's fucked. Vidya are like shitty, really long and boring movies if you're just watching.
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>>323916640
There is nothing wrong with posting blini kot
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>>323916716
you forgot
>tfw i am the only virgin in my family
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>>323916780
>portable
Nigga i tried that too! The second i touch a game someone calls! It's a curse i tell ya! Voodoo shit! FUCKING WIZBIZ!
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>There are people in this thread right now that are railing against Let's Plays
>These same people love Esports
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>>323917140
>/v/ is one person
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If you watch people play video games for any reason other than you're playing the same game and you're stuck on a part or you want to see how someone else is getting past a part then you are a huge loser
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>>323917140
>There are people in this thread who wouldn't watch their retarded neighbours failing to play football and quite possibly injuring themselves while being insufferable
>These same people love Professional Footbal
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>>323916895
Except I'm not though, or do you just assume because I don't abuse drugs or have any felony charges under my belt that I'm a full-on fedora collector?
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>>323917140
They're both gay.
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>>323917590
ok nerd
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>>323916119
>"YOU PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL, BOY? I'M GONNA BEAT THE EVER LIVING FIDDLESTICKS OUT OF YOU!"
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>>323916716
Are you black or brown?
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>>323916716
R u black??
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Lets plays are literally just talk radio with video games in the backround.
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>>323915354
>paragraph
thats a sentence anon
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>>323916441
>dad
I think you mean Mbele.
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>>323916654

Move out of your parents house?
Get some good isolating headphones alternatively.
Tell your parents and friends to fuck off you are busy.

grow up
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>>323914968
>not for watching other people play them
>implying modern games aren't movies with QTEs
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>>323918336
>Get some good isolating headphones alternatively.

>GODDAMNIT ANON WHY THE FUCK YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE DOING NOTHING FUCK YOU WITH THOSE FUCKING HEADPHONES YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING WHEN SOMEBODY CALL[...]

Extend it as you please.
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>>323916618
> Autism welfare
> Mad people aren't doing their jobs at work

You should not have been born into this world
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>>323918507


Then I'll advise something a kid would never think about as a solution to his problems of being bothered while playing vidya: Before you start playing video games go to your mom and ask her if she needs anything done now because you want to play video games after
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>>323915270

Why don't you shitpost here at work so when you get home you can play vidya.

Its what I do.

>6:30

Ding, time to play vidya now.
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>Teacher at college
>Kids all stood around the building looking at their memes and likes
>Can't help but check their phone every 5 minutes in a lesson
>Bitch and moan when I tell them to place it on my desk
>Literally a generation addicted to social media

Scary as fuck.
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>>323918679
You think i didn't try that?

The answer was always along the lines of "nothing right now, Anon", so i got in my room, booted the game and...
>AAAAANOOOOONN! I need you here.

And if it's not that then it's the phone, if it isn't the phone then it's the doorbell.

Trust me, there is some voodoo shit involved because that fucking ain't natural. It's like the Qurupeco guy.
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>>323918978

maybe if you were more interesting they'd stop checking their phones and pay attention
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>>323919010

Then tell them to fuck off you just asked.

You'll never be treated like a grownup if you just take their shit.
And if you get calls and people at your door at night you fucked something up yourself.

In any case
This is a 18+ board, get out.
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>>323919184

>IT'S YOUR FAULT I DON'T LEARN GOOD

Never heard that one. Why take the class?
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>>323917883
It's alright, maybe one day you will understand that having felonies and drug problems are bad. Remember to stay in school and do your best.
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>>323918978
>>323919184

Nah, I see this way too often even in my own (27) generation.

They just can't fucking stop themselves its like a sickness.
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>>323919389

It is and no one pays any attention to the problem. It's pretty shocking.
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>>323916409
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>>323917997
>>323917998
No. That's the worst part, everyone just passes it off as "eh what-ever" until they decide to visit. But, soon when I finally get enough money I will be able to move out of this house. Hopefully very soon.
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>>323919389
I see four year olds with smartphones now. I can't wait to see what the future will be like.
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>>323918978
>>323919317

Why bother telling them to pay attention and put their phones down if you don't care about them being educated anyway

If they fail it's their own faults. Don't be one of >those< teachers
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>>323919389
>my own (27)
THAT'S THE SAME AGE GROUP, RETARD
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>>323918978
>"college teacher"
>demanding grown ass students put their phone on your desk
Holy fuck are you delusional no wonder they fucking hate you
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>hear all the time today's kids are sluts
>cant find any lolis to fuck at all

You lying ass niggers
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>>323919628

Stay oblivious.
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>>323919187
>This is a 18+ board
I'm 22, 23 this year.

I don't even bother installing games anymore (let alone booting them).

If the job market in my country wasn't fucked seven ways from sunday then i would be able to finally move out but nope! The "standard requirement" for a entry level job is to have some previous experience.
"Wanted apprentice with experience", this sums up 99% of the job insertions. The other 1% is blatantly tailored for someone very specific, Name and Surname specific if you catch my meaning.
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>>323919824

That's alright, I'll continue looking at my phone so I can chat to the person on the other side of the table about how this fat loser smells like shit and won't stop talking about nintendo
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>>323919820
they come to you if they want the d.
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>>323919750

I wish it was that easy anon. However that is out of my hands. In the UK teachers are blamed for poor results before the students are.

>>323919752
>HUUUR DUUR AMERICAN LOGIC ONLY
UKfag dumbass, they are not mature students.
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>>323916501
>reading books

a.k.a. pseudo-intellectual woman who think that reading shitty romances will make them more culturally advanced.
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>>323914968
>tfw I don't even play games anymore, just watch lps on youtube
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>>323915491
Actually yes, Dad, I can't wait to tell my friends in second grade!
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>>323919907

I do, connections get you your first job nothing else.
What country if you don't mind?

In any case, unless your parents are shitheads at 22 they shouldn't be able to control you like that. Do they not work either, or they are literally fucking with you.


Plus I don't see why you couldn't play when you are NEET and its like 9-10 pm.
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>>323919992
>>323919750


Oooh, I'm Australian dude I thought you meant University students, yeah if they're under 18 or whatever the fuck then tell those little shits to put their phones down and shut the fuck up

send them out of the room if they even start with "bloomin eck m8 i need to check my facebook to look at this fit bird"
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>>323919735
Smartphones with four year old.
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>>323920189

usually this shit annoys me but desu this is just a kid doing what he likes. I got my face painted as a fairy when i was like 12
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>>323920189

I want to tell that guy that I would fuck his kid and he could do me in the ass in the meantime as well.

Then ask him if he is happy about the kid growing up to be like me.
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>>323920189
Jesus.
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>>323920360

Facepaint =/= whorish feminine makeup
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>>323919735
>mfw it took me until 27 to get a smart phone
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>watching LPs

I never understood this. But I love watching people streaming games.
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>>323920491

idk still doesn't bother me. Just some dumb kid doing something dumb. who cares desu

oh sorry i mean muh boogeyman coming to ruin our kids
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>>323920495

I got mine at 22

Positives?
I don't have to print maps when going somewhere new
Can read this shithole on the shitter
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>>323920495
>mfw I still don't have one
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>>323920220
Lost interest pretty much.
No, "interest" is the wrong word, "inertia" fits much more, think of a flywheel ok? Once it stops it's difficult to get up to speed again.

Except that the mechanism to spin it up draws energy from it's motion, so no movement=no energy=no movement.

Or i might be just fucked in the head.
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>>323920909

I don't, I grew up playing vidya.
I'm a depressed wreck who can barely get himself to play video games, but even then I'll still want to.

Not that that is the end of the world
Unless you spend a lot of time posting here
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>>323920495
Same

>older family members expect me to help if they have a problem with theirs
>never touched the things in my life
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there are only 3 reasons to watch people on streams

1. If they are good at the game
2. If they are funny to you
3. If they are famous
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>>323921189
Whoops
>>323920789
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>>323920495
>tfw you could barely play vidya until 19
>sifting through all those uni "gaymers" and entry tier shit
>tfw you thought Ass creed 3 was good
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>>323921189
>You still fix it
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>>323914968
>watch other people play
>watch other people play "HEY GUY MY NAME IS... "
>watch other people play "today in episode 345 we finally complete this week grinding..."
>watch other people play"Hi my name is mathew lead developer of ___ alpha beta prerealease demo..."
>watch other people play "(breathing noises) okay... 3... 2... 1... start the timer"
>watch other people play "HI ALL MY BESTIES <3 QTBUNNY HERE RAWR ,3 shout outs to BigBlackKeK for donating $5000 this week! omgoshh >_<..."
>watch other people play "This video audio has been disable due to copyright infringement by..."
>watch other people play "(staring at camara)(long pause)(smack lips) THREEE HOOOUURRRSS"
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>>323920495
It is really useful though you can play all of the games you want in your pocket
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Indoctrinating kids into watching games instead of playing themselves is a deliberate effort by the jews to keep them from learning the problem solving skills and insight gained from figuring things out for themselves and its voyeuristic nature is also is a gateway which leads naturally into becoming a cuckold.

If you don't want your child to be a buffoon who lets his wife fuck the bbc while he watches dont let him watch youtube lets plays.

Source: my dad works for nintendo
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>>323921698

>mfw I literally get this neck-twitch/jerk when I hear "HEY GUYS SHADFJBLSDAJ I EAT DICKS" in a youtube video

Like someone just pushed a pin into my spine.

The only reason I could see for watching other people play vidya is with an aim of wanting to be better and trying to learn tricks from them.

But at that point your played/watched hours should still be around 10:1
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>>323921806
Oh boy, I can pick a select handful of consoles to emulate on a tiny screen and terrible touchscreen controls!

Amazing!
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