Billy, games are for playing, not for watching other people play them.
-Mom, you don't undertand.
>complains when she doesnt have to pay 60 dollars for shitty games every month
>complains that her son is in his room watching people play games instead of outside getting high or fucked up the butt
>kids wont sit at dinner table anymore they wanna watch tv
>kids won't watch tv with us they wanna go on ipad
>kids wont watch vids with us on apple paper they wanna play Virtual Reality MMO
The futures bright.
>pirating makes companies lose money
Thanks for the laugh, anon.
If you campaign against piracy you are saviors of the gaming industry. If you campaign against Let's Plays you are a big bad corporation that hates fun and wants thousands of YouTube artists to stave to death.
WELL FUCK OFF WITH YOUR REALITY SHOWS MOM
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE
I KNOW ABOUT YOUR STORY WITH THE GUY NEXT DOOR
ILL TELL DAD
>kids won't <...>
Because kids aren't MADE to. 68ers never should have tried out "parenting" and a lot of this "willie gets a trophy for showing up" and "check your privilege and get out of my safe space shitlord" are aftershocks of them not having the good grace to stay checked out and tuned in or whatever.
>not getting paid to shitpost and watch shit online
You're doing it wrong if you're actually working for money.
>4yo Nephew starts watching people on youtube.
It's weird. He doesn't pretend play that he's Mario or whatever, he pretends he's chugga playing Mario in front of an audience. Well on the bright side maybe that'll steer him towards Xenoblade and such instead of mobile shit when he gets older.
Women will complain just for the sake of making noise. Little Billy could be an amazing child prodigy and his mom would complain that he doesn't do enough chores around the house.
I couldn't give a fuck about let's players but we all know they could extend this to ban footage outside of reviews if they tried. Good question regardless.
Gee, is not that every. Single. Time i booted up the game and/or started a match someone comes and call for my immediate presence. NOT AT ALL!
Might be cursed or something, because seriously, either the telephone rings, someone is at the door or parents call for my help on the other side of the house so no way they might know Dropped Forged Alliance completely because of this and videogames in general followed shortly after
>Tfw only person in my family that could pass for *okay*
>Tfw only person in my family that hasn't been to jail
>Tfw one of the few people in my family that isn't a felon
>Tfw only person in my family who doesn't have a drinking / drug / depression problem
>Tfw I'm probably the most hated person in my family
>Tfw both parents are disappointed I didn't "experience" life
>Tfw I'm the only one in my family that has a steady income of money
Fuck man, why do I have to be the one that gets fucked up the ass for everything wrong in the family?
>tfw poorfag that only just recently realized I was ruining games for myself by watching youtube playthroughs
I fully support these guys getting shut down not because I'm a corporate shill, but because so many people are fucking WATCHING vidya instead of playing it. It's fucked. Vidya are like shitty, really long and boring movies if you're just watching.
There is nothing wrong with posting blini kot
>There are people in this thread right now that are railing against Let's Plays
>These same people love Esports
If you watch people play video games for any reason other than you're playing the same game and you're stuck on a part or you want to see how someone else is getting past a part then you are a huge loser
>There are people in this thread who wouldn't watch their retarded neighbours failing to play football and quite possibly injuring themselves while being insufferable
>These same people love Professional Footbal
>"YOU PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL, BOY? I'M GONNA BEAT THE EVER LIVING FIDDLESTICKS OUT OF YOU!"
Lets plays are literally just talk radio with video games in the backround.
>not for watching other people play them
>implying modern games aren't movies with QTEs
>Get some good isolating headphones alternatively.
>GODDAMNIT ANON WHY THE FUCK YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE DOING NOTHING FUCK YOU WITH THOSE FUCKING HEADPHONES YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING WHEN SOMEBODY CALL[...]
Extend it as you please.
Then I'll advise something a kid would never think about as a solution to his problems of being bothered while playing vidya: Before you start playing video games go to your mom and ask her if she needs anything done now because you want to play video games after
>Teacher at college
>Kids all stood around the building looking at their memes and likes
>Can't help but check their phone every 5 minutes in a lesson
>Bitch and moan when I tell them to place it on my desk
>Literally a generation addicted to social media
Scary as fuck.
You think i didn't try that?
The answer was always along the lines of "nothing right now, Anon", so i got in my room, booted the game and...
>AAAAANOOOOONN! I need you here.
And if it's not that then it's the phone, if it isn't the phone then it's the doorbell.
Trust me, there is some voodoo shit involved because that fucking ain't natural. It's like the Qurupeco guy.
Then tell them to fuck off you just asked.
You'll never be treated like a grownup if you just take their shit.
And if you get calls and people at your door at night you fucked something up yourself.
In any case
This is a 18+ board, get out.
No. That's the worst part, everyone just passes it off as "eh what-ever" until they decide to visit. But, soon when I finally get enough money I will be able to move out of this house. Hopefully very soon.
I see four year olds with smartphones now. I can't wait to see what the future will be like.
Why bother telling them to pay attention and put their phones down if you don't care about them being educated anyway
If they fail it's their own faults. Don't be one of >those< teachers
>hear all the time today's kids are sluts
>cant find any lolis to fuck at all
You lying ass niggers
This is a 18+ board
I'm 22, 23 this year.
I don't even bother installing games anymore (let alone booting them).
If the job market in my country wasn't fucked seven ways from sunday then i would be able to finally move out but nope! The "standard requirement" for a entry level job is to have some previous experience.
"Wanted apprentice with experience", this sums up 99% of the job insertions. The other 1% is blatantly tailored for someone very specific, Name and Surname specific if you catch my meaning.
That's alright, I'll continue looking at my phone so I can chat to the person on the other side of the table about how this fat loser smells like shit and won't stop talking about nintendo
I wish it was that easy anon. However that is out of my hands. In the UK teachers are blamed for poor results before the students are.
>HUUUR DUUR AMERICAN LOGIC ONLY
UKfag dumbass, they are not mature students.
Actually yes, Dad, I can't wait to tell my friends in second grade!
I do, connections get you your first job nothing else.
What country if you don't mind?
In any case, unless your parents are shitheads at 22 they shouldn't be able to control you like that. Do they not work either, or they are literally fucking with you.
Plus I don't see why you couldn't play when you are NEET and its like 9-10 pm.
Oooh, I'm Australian dude I thought you meant University students, yeah if they're under 18 or whatever the fuck then tell those little shits to put their phones down and shut the fuck up
send them out of the room if they even start with "bloomin eck m8 i need to check my facebook to look at this fit bird"
>mfw it took me until 27 to get a smart phone
Lost interest pretty much.
No, "interest" is the wrong word, "inertia" fits much more, think of a flywheel ok? Once it stops it's difficult to get up to speed again.
Except that the mechanism to spin it up draws energy from it's motion, so no movement=no energy=no movement.
Or i might be just fucked in the head.
I don't, I grew up playing vidya.
I'm a depressed wreck who can barely get himself to play video games, but even then I'll still want to.
Not that that is the end of the world
Unless you spend a lot of time posting here
>older family members expect me to help if they have a problem with theirs
>never touched the things in my life
>tfw you could barely play vidya until 19
>sifting through all those uni "gaymers" and entry tier shit
>tfw you thought Ass creed 3 was good
>watch other people play
>watch other people play "HEY GUY MY NAME IS... "
>watch other people play "today in episode 345 we finally complete this week grinding..."
>watch other people play"Hi my name is mathew lead developer of ___ alpha beta prerealease demo..."
>watch other people play "(breathing noises) okay... 3... 2... 1... start the timer"
>watch other people play "HI ALL MY BESTIES <3 QTBUNNY HERE RAWR ,3 shout outs to BigBlackKeK for donating $5000 this week! omgoshh >_<..."
>watch other people play "This video audio has been disable due to copyright infringement by..."
>watch other people play "(staring at camara)(long pause)(smack lips) THREEE HOOOUURRRSS"
Indoctrinating kids into watching games instead of playing themselves is a deliberate effort by the jews to keep them from learning the problem solving skills and insight gained from figuring things out for themselves and its voyeuristic nature is also is a gateway which leads naturally into becoming a cuckold.
If you don't want your child to be a buffoon who lets his wife fuck the bbc while he watches dont let him watch youtube lets plays.
Source: my dad works for nintendo
>mfw I literally get this neck-twitch/jerk when I hear "HEY GUYS SHADFJBLSDAJ I EAT DICKS" in a youtube video
Like someone just pushed a pin into my spine.
The only reason I could see for watching other people play vidya is with an aim of wanting to be better and trying to learn tricks from them.
But at that point your played/watched hours should still be around 10:1