DUDE WHAT IF THE THIRD BOSS OF THE DLC IS JUST A REHASH HAHAHA
I like Dark Souls 2 because of the replay value. Flaws and all, I still get pulled back. You guys have a fun shitposting thread I suppose.
I think it's pretty clear Dark Souls 2 is the best game in the series, if you don't agree you just plain don't like video games. Both me and my wife's son really enjoyed it and played for hundreds of hours.
DUDE WHAT IF WE MAKE A BOSS THAT'S JUST 3 REGULAR NPCS LMAO
>Adds a stat to increase invincibility frames
>Every single player in PvP has a shitload of Iframes when rolling
At least in Dark Souls 1 you had to use one of your two ring slots for that shit or wear armor with low poise. Not that PvP in either game is any good but I never outright didn't want to attack like in Dark Souls 2 what with instant kill parries.
Sure, I loved the fact that the game's lore was convoluted that they had to make this SotFS shit
How can you be so bad to fuck up item's descriptions?
DaS2 is the worst game in the series in almost every aspect.
None of them are very hard desu.
The Old Hunter boss at the end might seem hard to scrubs but hes actually actually ridiculously easy as he is just a parry test.
>you literally gun parry him to death
>m-m-muh new mechanics though!
The Moon Presence boss is even easier than that too.
I like the game and the general design, but the bosses weren't hard. Which is for better/worse depending on who you talk to.
I guess Rom might actually be the most difficult just because there are a lot of cheap ways to die in that fight. But as long as you know how to dodge and focus the little spiders first she isn't too bad.
I could not into the hunter fights in BB.
All of the beast/giant monster fights in BB had a kind of "rhythm" to them. It's hard to explain, but it made fighting them fairly easy. However, the hunters fucked my shit up hard, consistently.
Pretty much all the effects in Bloodborne looked orgasmic
>mfw Moonlight sword 2H L2
fucking buckets of cum
Where did all this DaS2 shitposting come from anyway? I thought everything that had to be said was already said ages ago when the game was only a few months old. So what is the point of these threads? There's a goddamn general to post this stuff in.
Are is this all just kiddies who only just picked up DaS2 over Christmas and want to get in on those epic memes they keep hearing about.
pffffthahahhaha I forgot about this too
They literally didn't even create a texture for it, they just grabbed something off the internet and said "yeah, thats fine"
Werent there also some car wheels or some shit in the Gutter?
i don't recall the tractor beam effect happening in dark souls 1, while it happened with the ogre and pursuer right in the beginning of dark souls 2.
dark souls 2 had some serious hitbox issues, and people only went along with it because they felt hardcore playing such a hard game and complaining about it is for scrubs lololol.
that's not all! The EN description for Mergo's umbilical cord is a complete fucking joke.
According to the JP description, we know the following:
>the Mensis grabbed a cord from some unspecified location
>they started experimenting on it (not eating it)
>they accidentally beckon Mergo with said experiments
>Mergo gifts them with a "useless brain" (singular)
not only is it much more clear, it explains how they got that giant eye-of-sauron brain in the Nightmare. They probably asked Mergo for "brains lined with Eyes." Mergo, being sympathetic like all great ones, tried to accommodate their request, but being only an infant, it kind of fucked it up. the mensis chained it up as a guard dog in the Nightmare because they couldn't figure out what else to do with it.
Playing SotFS after playing BB was fucking awful.
>BB boss fights have fucking blood, hair, cloth, dirt, rubble, sparks, fire, and shit flying around everywhere looking awesome as fuck
>DaS2 has pathetic looking sparks and tiny dust clouds at best, Looks like you are smacking action figures together
The Hunters played like a simpler version of pvp imo.
Just a pvp fight with predictable attack patterns.
Since I wasted way too many hours pvping in this series it seemed really easy for me.
>and the army of fanboys is so sensitive and hyper reactive.
they also start to get defensive because they feel like you're taking away their victories and accomplishments by pointing out that the game has issues
>Why not learn to work around the problems? Quit being spoiled and yelling for change because YOU can't handle something...
this is the average dark souls 2 fans response to people complaining about hitboxes or other issues
You misunderstand. That part I get. I mean to ask why are we getting a fresh surge of the shitposting now, 2 years after the game's release, when there's basically nothing new to say about it.
Do you mean the recent DUDE ____ LMAO threads about the game? Some dude thought it was funny and posted a few threads with it, maybe some more people thought it was funny and decided to post them as well.
Threads talking about Dark Souls 2 being a dissapointment never really stoped, though.
Got past the Smelter demon a few hours ago, what a pain in the ass. Died so many times on my way to him enemies stopped spawning in my second or third go at him.
At least he was an actual boss relatively well thought-out, not like the gargoyles
>OMG WHY DOES THE GAME REQUIRE TACTICS, I WANT TO RUN LIKE AN IDIOT AND BACKSTAB EVERYTHING LIKE BACK IN THE DAS1 DAYS! FUCK YOU B-TEAM!