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>THE CAKE IS A LIE! XD

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>>323901849
>HURRR LOOK AT THOSE PECS THERES NO WAY THAT'S A GRILL

>/v/ in charge of anatomy

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>>323901849
But shiek is a guy Anon. The entire game of OoT calls him a guy. What some shitty translator says doesnt matter.
>thise pecks, arm muscles and leg muscles
100% male

>>323901849
Should have just call it "dumbest forced memes by /v/ for the express purpose of lazy shitposting.".

Several that come to mind is that Birdo is a guy, DK64 killed 3D platformers and Half Life 2 is overrated.

>>323902008
>what is a disguise

>>323902068
no it doesn't

>>323902068
>Sheik is Zelda wearing a disguise
>Zelda is a girl
>Sheik is a girl

>Poison is a crossdressing man!

>>323902173
stop

>mentioning melons will get you kicked out

>>323902268
>>323902494

>what is magic

Disguises don't normally change physiology, and it's been shown to be a magical transformation. Besides, changing yoyr body completely is a grrat disguise. Hyrule waeriors Sheik is the exception, not even the same Sheik.

>>323903441
So what if it's a magical transformation? It's still just a clothing change.

>>323902373
It a actually does. Even Hyrule Historia refers to Sheik as

>he

>>323901849
>OP isnt a faggot

what a fucking stupid myth

>>323903520
Wait, seriously?

>>323903441
Disguises disguise physiology, who knew?
It's Zelda with tight clothes to disguise her being a girl. Big deal.

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>>323903497
>he really believes this

He's fucking brown, Anon. He has the same body type I do, and I have male bits.

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>>323901849
Of course Xhey is non-trinary gender-gaseous dicksexual.

>>323903520
The only times Sheik's ever been called a he has been when a character in OoT was fooled by her disguise. She's always called a she otherwise in all official sources.

>>323903749
>clothing change + tan
And still a girl. Go figure.

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>>323902068
>>323902068
>>thise pecks, arm muscles and leg muscles

>>323903520
in what capacity does it call Sheik a he?

>>323903660
Tight clothes do not huge pecs, calves, feet, and brown create.

>>323904051
You can shape a body with clothes easy.

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>>323904042

>i refuse to see reason

His eyes are red.

It's a different body build, and a different body.

>>323904161
well that settles it

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>>323904161

>>323904213
Her eyes*

>>323904110
Not with spandex.

>>323904017
Note the lack of buge pecs and shoulders

>>323901849
remember when the manga straight up confirmed she turns into a male?

>>323904297
>glossing over the details
>being this gay

>>323904227
Do you became a girl if you put on a dress?

>>323904227
see >>323902494
It's Zelda crossdressing.

>>323904227
>disguise self to appear boy
>call it a boy
how tumblr are you?

>>323904213
none of this indicates she literally switched gender
there's never been anything official that even suggests it

Sheik being male is a fanmade idea

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>>323904303
>>323904303
>Note the lack of buge pecs and shoulders
Can all be created with clothing. Look how these female swimmers bodies look in spandex. Now notice the Tape over sheiks pecks area. whats not saying shes adding extra to give an illusion of bigger pecks.

>>323904227
>[...] she went into hiding by disguising HERSELF as a boy [...] adopting the name Sheik

>>323904303
>Note the lack of bulge pecs and shoulders
note the lack of penis bulge too, sheik doesnt have a cock bulge, spandex would atleast show some cock and balls.

>>323904545
No. Moron. They do not look like Sheik, you and all the other isagrlfags are just defensive because you don't want to have sexualized a man.

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>>323902068
>being fooled by Zelda's disguise

Looks like it's working.

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That Samus was "ruined" by zero suit. She's always been super hot, since the graphics were enough to let you see.

Face it, huge tits and ass are her thing.

>>323904716
>no cock bulge
Guess Sheik has a vagina then.

>>323904702
B is under H. I meant huge, not bulge. Nintendo is the sort of company that would not include such details. Or is Ganondorf also a girl?

>>323904716
>Im ignoring all facts because i cant believe a woman can transform her body in a magical video game with magic and swords
Child stop.
Its fact shes a she. No matter how much you cry, yell and shout. FACT is shes a she. Deal with it.

>>323904843
Dorf is wearing armor.

Zelda is a girl
Zelda is Sheik
Sheik is a girl

end of debate

>>323904843
So you admit there is inconstancy with the art yet Sheiks is totally legit?

>>323901849
Confirmed false by every single appearance Sheik has in Nintendo approved material.
It's just some fan fiction to claim she's not a she.

>>323904717
>implying you get to choose which gender Zelda identifies with

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>>323902068
>>thise pecks, arm muscles and leg muscles
>100% male
Which fucking OoT did you play? Sheik has no muscles, tiny shoulders, curvey hourglass, hips and boobs. Not to mention feminine eyes, hair and posture.

I got into an argument with a friend who thought it was weird that OoT had a crossdresser in it and I didn't realise that Sheik was meant to be a guy, so told him he was an idiot and their wasn't one.

>>323904729
What ruined samus was the smash fanbase, just like they ruin anyone related to smash discussions

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>>323904794
>ok

>>323904856
Someone's insecure.

"The definitive answer is that Sheik is a woman — simply Zelda in a different outfit." — Bill Trinen

Fact.

>>323905330
Someones autism doesn't allow him to properly accept facts and believes he is correct no matter what officials quote.

>>323905209
>plate armor

>>323905058
this

>>323901849

Sheik is a ficional character invented by zelda to disguise herself.
Sheik IS male.
zelda disguised as sheik is female. Well, kindda.
since she changes by magic, we can assume she can change her body shape , too. She doesn' need too grow a penis, though, so my headcanon is that Sheik is actually a feminine cuntboy.
deal with it.

>>323906517
That's not what they mean. Obviously she is disguised as a male called Sheik, but they are claiming she literally turns into a male, dick and all.

do you think Zelda ever jacked off while in Sheik form?

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>>323907070
7 years is a pretty long time so she probably schlicked it, yes.

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>>323907070
>>323908119

>implying

Zelda is always pure.

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>>323909248

>>323905128
they made her more feminine in the 3ds remake.
he is talking about the original 64 ver

>>323910260
then it's just a correction and she's still a girl

>>323910792
she is a girl now. but thats probably not what they intended when the game originally came out

>>323904227
>>323904161
do gays really try to 'claim' characters like this?

>>323903429

That one is true.

Regular Sheik is Zelda disguised as a Sheikah guy.
HW Sheik is Zelda disguised as a Sheikah girl.

Make whatever you want of this.

>>323911336
based on what?

>>323911672
It's just Zelda wearing different clothes either way, not an actual man.

So if you put on boy clothes you're a boy?

So in ocarina doesn't her height, skin colour, and eye colour change when she turns into sheik? Cause I'd assume that's pretty advanced magic. If she was able to change all that about herself why wouldn't she just go all the way and change her genitals as well? Wouldn't that be better for her disguise?

>>323913825
that's just an assumption with no basis or evidence

>>323901849
I have never understood why did people think she's a guy in that form.

>>323914652
headcanon

https://youtu.be/4tmXlEP-FOQ?t=19m21s

G(ordon Free)man

I will never forget how Bill Trinnen destroyed all the Tumblr and Zelda Wiki niggers with this interview:

http://mynintendonews.com/2014/08/05/nintendos-bill-trinen-clarifies-that-sheik-is-female/

>Bill trinnen on the question which gender Sheik has

>“The definitive answer is that Sheik is a woman — simply Zelda in a different outfit.”

>Sheik is a woman


There you go autists.

>>323902173
>Half Life 2 is overrated.
>Truth is shitposting

>>323901849
I got one
>Sheik isn't the most attractive character in LoZ

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>>323916397
Hyrule Warriors Zelda is.
This is hard fact.

>>323904545
See, I can believe this, but why doesn't Zelda have muscles?

the persona of Sheik is male

>>323904227
You know what's REALLY dumb?
Disguising yourself as the only other living male Sheikah in the entire world.

>>323917360
should have just disguised/transformed into a tyrannosaurus desu
ganon wouldn't fuck with those jaws

I kinda of wish there was a animation of Sheik transforming into Zelda sailormoon style now.

Zelda is a girl

Literally everyone agreed on this until that cucklord Bill tried to debunk it.

>Literally takes out the triforce and transforms in a flash of light
>I-I-It was just clothes! She wasn't a man!

Closet homos, man.

>>323916049

Who cares what an NoA meme loving dogfucker has to say?

He doesn't work on Zelda.

>>323915473
I'm sorry but I've always thought of her as a girl. Like either a tomboy or a reverse trap or something.

>>323904227
So brave, a true icon of modern society

>>323918248
No.

>>323918842
>she uses magic for the disguise, therefore she gave herself a dick
Homosexual with delusions.

desu only good art of sheik is androgynous brown

Zelda is female, yeah. But the disguise is that of a man. The character Zelda created, Sheik, is a man.

I never understood why the trans community never picked up on this. It could easily be spun into some gender indentification thing.

>>323920202

>Clearly an entire different body with a different eye color
>B-B-But it's just clothes!

Stay in denial

>>323920496

Nintendo is trying to retcon her disguise to be that of a girl though.

some crazy ass libfems trynna say samus was a transwoman FUCK that bs

>Sheik thread

She is one of the most fun characters to play on Smash.

>>323916049
I'll never remember how Bill cucked /v/

Simply amazing

>>323903860
Do you even understand anatomy?

>>323920619
there's no retcon, you just didn't get it

>>323920497
I didn't say clothes, I said disguise. Read better.

>>323902494
relax anon. It's just a meme. its like the han shot first meme except not as series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns1m_aXJa58

>>323911336
Why the fuck wouldn't it? Shiek was always meant to be Zelda in disguise.

>>323902670
That's mostly because they don't know what a newhalf is.

>>323904017
She looks like Abe Sapien

>>323923349
which is?

>>323904936
Sheik is some made up concept to disguise Zelda while Ganon fucks up everything.

If I put on some costume and start calling myself Rocky, that doesn't make Rocky into some completely different person, that happens to share the same gender as me.

There is no Sheik to talk about, just a princess in hiding that learned some ninja stuff.
>>323924210
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=newhalf

>>323918925
Fucking this. Had it been Miyamoto it would have been settled but Bill is a literally who of NoA and has no say in the matter.

>>323926312
every official Nintendo material states clearly she's a girl

>>323923349
Poison was always a plain cis woman, homo.

>>323926607
Says who?

>>323926491
>source: my ass

>>323926968
No, every single Nintendo material actually

>>323923067
the question is if that magical disguise makes her grow a dick like how it changers her body structure and race.

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Remember me /v/?

>>323926491
except the hyrule historia and most japanese material

>>323922489

>Ruto calls Sheik a man

Yeah, I just didn't get it.

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>>323929340
Fuck yeah I do.

>>323929432
what Japanese material, and what does it say?

>>323929294
obviously it doesn't

>>323929495
Proof.

>>323929432
None of them say she's actually a guy.

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>>323929495
>taking a Japanese trope from anime/manga at face value

>>323929629
im not sure what japanese material exactly, all i know is that they call her the japanese equivalent of "young man"

Lots of people claim Sheik is a dude but never have any real evidence, just headcanon and baseless assumptions.

>>323931016
which is what?

>>323931018
this

>>323932584
Youth refers to male in Japan, their language doesn't have our versions of gender pronouns.

>>323930380

What Japanese trope?

>>323901849
>create a thread about stupid myths
>instead of listing them, this sub just focuses on the one dumb myth that OP listed
Please

>>323929495
no she doesn't

>>323933498
The one where a chick puts on a costume and rescues another chick, making the rescued chick mistake the costumed chick for a dude and falls for "him".

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>>323929819
>>323933665

>>323932915
oh okay, thanks for the clarification

>>323934124
>implying she is not being fooled by Zelda's disguise

>>323933931
>>323934229

>Zelda was disguised as a man, but it was retconned to be a female one persona
>No she was always a woman
>But ruto says she was a man
>Nah, fa.m, that's just because she was disguised as a man!

>>323902068
>manual refers to her as him to prevent the twist from being spoiled
Bet you think Samus is a tranny too.

>>323934442
what the fuck are you on about? Sheik is her disguised as a male

>>323934551

And they retconned Sheik to be a female.

>>323934741
They didn't, and it wouldn't change anything about this argument if they did.

>>323934815

But they did, Smash Bros. and Hyrule Warriors both refer to Sheik as female.

>>323934891
so?

>>323934967

So it was retconned.

>>323935035
It's only a persona either way. Zelda is always female in OOT

>>323934891
That's because she IS female. In Smash they have Sheik and Zelda transform so there is no point in continuing to call Sheik a male because the twist is shown in game. Same with Hyrule Warriors.

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>>323929495
Yeah, because Zelda disguised herself as a guy. What's your problem?

Zelda isn't literally becoming a guy, she's just dressing up like one.

>>323935071

And it was still retconned.

>>323935114

But in Hyrule Warriors, it's treated as a twist, Bill didn't even spoil it when Sheik was revealed in the one direct, and refereed to Sheik as female the whole time.

>>323935117

That was my entire argument, how are you not following this?

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You guys don't get it

Zelda is a girl
Zelda TRANSFORMS into a male called Sheik
Sheik, as a body, is male

She doesn't use a disguise, she straight up morphes into a dude since >magic
Just because Zelda is a girl, it doesn't mean Sheik is a girl

That being said, I still refer to Sheik as her

>>323935426
Shiek isn't male because Zelda is female.

>>323935481
that's never been suggested by any LOZ material ever

>>323935426
>But in Hyrule Warriors, it's treated as a twist,
No it's not, because everyone on earth who knows of the franchise knows that Sheik is Zelda. The only people who didn't know are the fictional characters in game.

>>323935426
that's becuse Sheik is Zelda, and Zelda is a girl
that's how it's always been

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>>323935481
>Sheik, as a body, is male

>>323935547
>>323935689

This isn't about Zelda's gender, this about the Zelda's persona Sheik be considered a male or female.

>>323935629

Why didn't Bill spoil it then?

And in Hyrule Warriors, they refer to Sheik as female before the twist.

>>323935481
does Sheik have a dick and balls?

>>323935710

I still don't get how you guys don't notice Sheik's obvious male body.

>>323935768
>This isn't about Zelda's gender, this about the Zelda's persona Sheik be considered a male or female.
No it isn't.

>>323935934

Yes it is

see >>323920496 and >>323922489

>>323935768
>Why didn't Bill spoil it then?
If I was to guess it's because they wanted it to be a reference to OoT just like Sheik as a whole is. They also probably didn't want to give away more of the story than they had too.

>>323935865
it's called crossdressing

>>323936060

So why do the characters refer to Sheik as female before the reveal?

I don't understand why people are using Ruto as a reference to Sheik being male. She was able to trick fucking Ganondorf for years, what makes you think Ruto would be able to see through it if he couldn't?

>>323936215
So they could avoid a giant shitstorm?

Literally like one character mistakes Zelda for male while in her disguise. She's not literally a dude.

>>323936275

I'm the guy who posted the Ruto thing, and I know she was fooled, that wasn't the point.

Sheik has no gender because Sheik is a bunch of bandages, tights, and possibly a body transformation spell.
Even if zelda does change into the shape of a man she's still a woman because it's just part of the illusion, and Shiek remains nothing more than a name and an idea.

>>323936459
what shitstorm?

>>323936459

What shitstorm?

OoT already did it.

>>323936598
>body transformation spell
which would be the point of interest

>>323936091
that changes skin color, eye color, and body structure

>>323936747
the eye color and skin color changes are just magical illusions

I'm honestly convinced anyone who seriously believes Sheik is a girl is a shitposter or just mentally retarded at this point.

>>323936834

Just like the penis.

>>323936895
you meant to say guy, not girl, right?

>>323937005
>giant assumption based on nothing

>>323936625
>>323936630
It's pretty clear that they want the 'Sheik is male' thing to die, so having them refer to Sheik as a male in HW would only prolong this shit argument.

Shiek isn't zelda, it's a magic hologram made by zelda.

>>323937182
probably because you're wrong about it and they want to be clear about it

>>323937127

Both sides are based on assumptions, which shows how stupid this actual argument is.

>>323936895
You appear to have gotten it backwards.

>>323901849
For some reason I now crave to see lewd Sheik ass pics.

>>323937182

No, it's because she was male originally in the OoT days, and Nintendo is censorship crazy these days.

That's literally the only sensible explanation for the retcon.

>>323937245
If I'm wrong then how come they refer to Sheik as a female after everyone played OoT?

>>323937417
There is no evidence for this.

>>323935768
It's supposed to be male but since we know it's Zelda in disguise, we know his true gender, which is female

>>323937417
Melee referred to her as her in 2001 anon.

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Guys, listen to me

seriously, guys

so listen here

follow me on this one

guys, listen

I think I got it

guys

what if Zelda is a magical illusion by Sheik

>>323937431
because she is a female? you're only meant to think it's a guy, then you find out it's actually Zelda in disguise

>>323937581
That's what I'm arguing.

>>323936747
>>323937005
I don't even know what you want me to say here

>>323936895
Show me some actual evidence or even proof.

>>323937417
prove it
you can't

>>323904402
According to tumblr, yes

>>323938521

I can't, it's just the most possible scenario to me.

>>323937559
wut

>>323938521
>>323939427
hyrule historia, the website, the manga, and OOT and its remake all say he's a guy

The undetermined myth surrounding Tifa's tits.

>>323941160
good one

That this is a good hobby.