ITT: The dumbest myths about video games on /v/.
Starting with the obvious
>Sheik is a guy!
>THE CAKE IS A LIE! XD
>HURRR LOOK AT THOSE PECS THERES NO WAY THAT'S A GRILL
>/v/ in charge of anatomy
But shiek is a guy Anon. The entire game of OoT calls him a guy. What some shitty translator says doesnt matter.
>thise pecks, arm muscles and leg muscles
Should have just call it "dumbest forced memes by /v/ for the express purpose of lazy shitposting.".
Several that come to mind is that Birdo is a guy, DK64 killed 3D platformers and Half Life 2 is overrated.
>what is magic
Disguises don't normally change physiology, and it's been shown to be a magical transformation. Besides, changing yoyr body completely is a grrat disguise. Hyrule waeriors Sheik is the exception, not even the same Sheik.
>he really believes this
He's fucking brown, Anon. He has the same body type I do, and I have male bits.
Of course Xhey is non-trinary gender-gaseous dicksexual.
>>thise pecks, arm muscles and leg muscles
>Note the lack of buge pecs and shoulders
Can all be created with clothing. Look how these female swimmers bodies look in spandex. Now notice the Tape over sheiks pecks area. whats not saying shes adding extra to give an illusion of bigger pecks.
>being fooled by Zelda's disguise
Looks like it's working.
That Samus was "ruined" by zero suit. She's always been super hot, since the graphics were enough to let you see.
Face it, huge tits and ass are her thing.
>Im ignoring all facts because i cant believe a woman can transform her body in a magical video game with magic and swords
Its fact shes a she. No matter how much you cry, yell and shout. FACT is shes a she. Deal with it.
>>thise pecks, arm muscles and leg muscles
Which fucking OoT did you play? Sheik has no muscles, tiny shoulders, curvey hourglass, hips and boobs. Not to mention feminine eyes, hair and posture.
I got into an argument with a friend who thought it was weird that OoT had a crossdresser in it and I didn't realise that Sheik was meant to be a guy, so told him he was an idiot and their wasn't one.
Sheik is a ficional character invented by zelda to disguise herself.
Sheik IS male.
zelda disguised as sheik is female. Well, kindda.
since she changes by magic, we can assume she can change her body shape , too. She doesn' need too grow a penis, though, so my headcanon is that Sheik is actually a feminine cuntboy.
deal with it.
7 years is a pretty long time so she probably schlicked it, yes.
Zelda is always pure.
So in ocarina doesn't her height, skin colour, and eye colour change when she turns into sheik? Cause I'd assume that's pretty advanced magic. If she was able to change all that about herself why wouldn't she just go all the way and change her genitals as well? Wouldn't that be better for her disguise?
I will never forget how Bill Trinnen destroyed all the Tumblr and Zelda Wiki niggers with this interview:
>Bill trinnen on the question which gender Sheik has
>“The definitive answer is that Sheik is a woman — simply Zelda in a different outfit.”
>Sheik is a woman
There you go autists.
Hyrule Warriors Zelda is.
This is hard fact.
Zelda is female, yeah. But the disguise is that of a man. The character Zelda created, Sheik, is a man.
I never understood why the trans community never picked up on this. It could easily be spun into some gender indentification thing.
Sheik is some made up concept to disguise Zelda while Ganon fucks up everything.
If I put on some costume and start calling myself Rocky, that doesn't make Rocky into some completely different person, that happens to share the same gender as me.
There is no Sheik to talk about, just a princess in hiding that learned some ninja stuff.
>taking a Japanese trope from anime/manga at face value
>Zelda was disguised as a man, but it was retconned to be a female one persona
>No she was always a woman
>But ruto says she was a man
>Nah, fa.m, that's just because she was disguised as a man!
That's because she IS female. In Smash they have Sheik and Zelda transform so there is no point in continuing to call Sheik a male because the twist is shown in game. Same with Hyrule Warriors.
Yeah, because Zelda disguised herself as a guy. What's your problem?
And it was still retconned.
But in Hyrule Warriors, it's treated as a twist, Bill didn't even spoil it when Sheik was revealed in the one direct, and refereed to Sheik as female the whole time.
That was my entire argument, how are you not following this?
You guys don't get it
Zelda is a girl
Zelda TRANSFORMS into a male called Sheik
Sheik, as a body, is male
She doesn't use a disguise, she straight up morphes into a dude since >magic
Just because Zelda is a girl, it doesn't mean Sheik is a girl
That being said, I still refer to Sheik as her
>But in Hyrule Warriors, it's treated as a twist,
No it's not, because everyone on earth who knows of the franchise knows that Sheik is Zelda. The only people who didn't know are the fictional characters in game.
This isn't about Zelda's gender, this about the Zelda's persona Sheik be considered a male or female.
Why didn't Bill spoil it then?
And in Hyrule Warriors, they refer to Sheik as female before the twist.
>Why didn't Bill spoil it then?
If I was to guess it's because they wanted it to be a reference to OoT just like Sheik as a whole is. They also probably didn't want to give away more of the story than they had too.
I don't understand why people are using Ruto as a reference to Sheik being male. She was able to trick fucking Ganondorf for years, what makes you think Ruto would be able to see through it if he couldn't?
Sheik has no gender because Sheik is a bunch of bandages, tights, and possibly a body transformation spell.
Even if zelda does change into the shape of a man she's still a woman because it's just part of the illusion, and Shiek remains nothing more than a name and an idea.
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I think I got it
what if Zelda is a magical illusion by Sheik