>The Doors can break on through to the other side
>you don't have the door key but you can smash the door
>ammo is scarce and smashing the door is also loud so you might attract enemies
>Doors fans aren't made
>I think right now, in Africa, there's some guy, madly beatin' on a drum
>He's a Doors fan
>Or an old lady on the bus suckin' humbugs
>She's a Rider on the Storm, but she ain't never heard the sounds
>enemies can be attacked by neutral wildlife
>enemies can be turned on each other
>You punch enemies so hard they turn into doors
>Enemies can use ladders
>Enemies know how to hide after being caught once
>Enemies can pick up weapons
>enemies can actually slow down your progress
>party member permanently leaves your party because pregnancy
>you marry your party member at the epilogue
>you play as your son/daughter in NG+
>enemy can cross into other instances with you
>Hiding from the Alien.
>You shut the door and think you're safe.
>You hear the hissing of hydralics. You turn around.
>The Alien can open doors.
>The only way to defeat enemies is to open doors
>Doors have complex locks
>You can open doors remotely after solving such locks
>Epilogue reveals that
YOU ARE A DOOR AND THAT'S HOW YOU DEFEAT THE FINAL BOSS OF THE GAME
WHAT GAME, I WANT TO KNOW FOR REASONS