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What's the most autistic thing you did in real life that was CAUSED by vidya?

Me? I went around the local woods searching for "chaos" (the water monster from sonic adventure 1) by just looking for bodies of water
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>>323849967
kek

i once spent several hours trying cast low level air spells at chickens thinking i would get magic powers eventually
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Had this weird phase where I played KOTOR and fell in love with Bastila, started writing a Bastila and Revan fan fic. About 20 pages in realized the travesty I was making so I snapped out of it and threw it away. Still makes me cringe to this day.
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>>323849967
Tried to go super saiyan
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Get in an argument over a videogame.
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My mom had some big fancy bottle cork things, big round fuckers, 2 of them, purple and green. I would pretend they were chaos emeralds and chaos control and shit. So you're not alone OP. Let's go take down Chaos.
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>>323851013
>Tried to go super saiyan

What did this entail?
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>>323851013
Rahul you autistic moron
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I posted on /v/.
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>>323851502
Getting into the stance and yelling, of course. Often in the shower for some reason
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i used to run with my arms behind my back
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>>323849967
Made some autistic videos on my moms camcorder. I found the tape in the attic last month and smashed the shit out of it
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>>323849967
I can't count all the stupid shit I did as a kid...
But even now, I'll constantly say "I LOVE IT" like in God Hand as a response to pretty much anything.

"How's your food?" I LOVE IT
"Oh yeah, this song is in the Digimon Movie" I LOVE IT
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I watched 2 seasons of The Guild
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>>323849967
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>>323849967
I went to the woods and pretended to be sword. Smacked a few spiders with a stick. Being 8 years old was fun
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>>323849967
I haven't ever had sex

Not even once.
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I had Dragon Ball Z fights with me and my friends at the after school club in the gymnasium. We would all pick a character and clash, throwing superfast air-punches with light contact for supremacy. We would run all over the place; one well placed punch to the gut would send one kid flying 20 feet into the blue cushioned walls, an untied shoe kick would launch another unlucky fighter into the air (he would fake jump of course) sliding across the floor. Sometimes we had to be careful not bounce into the normies playing basketball. That would never end well. One time, me and my friend were blazing in a heated clash to decide who was the ultimate saiyan and, while he made me on my heels, my back landed into a staff while he was about to make a shot. He got pretty fed up with our bullshit and told us to stop and play a sport like a normal kid or our lives would suck or something like that. We should have listened. Things got worse from there and we even had imaginary DBZ girlfriends. Mine was Android 18 of course. That meant I had to make the sacrifice of being Krillin and never winning a fight. It was worth it though. Damn.
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>>323849967
Not really vidya but I did the naruto run as a kid once and my older brother said I looked retarded doing it.
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>>323852612
>imaginary DBZ girlfriends

Nigga
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>>323849967
most autistic thing was probably just pretending to be sonic characters with my friends and running around and shit. although we were like 4 years old and we aren't friends anymore so i think i got a pass.

what the fuck is it about sonic that always brings out the inner autism in people
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>>323851694
I"m sorry anon, but that visual made me lose my shit.
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>sunny day
>lay down on ground with eyes closed
>singing Sonic R songs cause I knew all the vocals
>open my eyes and there's like 10 people surrounding me
>run away crying

Also

>steel gold dust caps from car
>rip open sonic teddy
>hide them in sonic
>sew it back up
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>>323851694
>>323853475

I'm just thinking of his parents hearing him randomly scream while taking a shower.
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>>323851694
Why so this so funny?
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Sometimes in the McDonald's playground I would stand in one spot and just bob my knees up and down like I was an idle videogame character
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It's just so perfect that most stories so far are about sonic.

What is it about the blue bastard that unleashes everyone's inner autism
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Run like Sonic
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>I'm 28
>own various BB guns
>walk around house pretending I'm in an FPS
>hold guns in bottom right
>practise different viewmodel animations like idle and reloading
>try crouching around
>too fat and my shins hurt after a bit
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>>323853771
Because he's way past cool.
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>>323854012
>my shins hurt after a bit
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>>323853315
A combination of the 00's games' edginess and "realism" and the character designs being just human enough to project autistically simple archetypes and worldviews onto. Creating human donutsteels is harder compared to the mix-and-match of "___ the Hedgehog" design elements and having to think about the real world's context.
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>>323854012
>my shins hurt
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I was like 14 years old and I went walking with my waifu all around the city, like a date. Now, it may seem extremely pathetic and autistic, but keep in mind, I was alone and I didn't interact with people, so it only looked like a 14 year old taking a stroll by himself.

So the only people to know of this extremely autistic event is me, this board and probably the person who has a trojan in my computer.
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>>323854405
If you didn't carry anything physical and just walked with your tulpa waifu that isn't autistic at all.
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Sometimes i try to sneak into some places like if i was snake or something
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>>323850432

you need to make runes first you dumbshit
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>>323852907
You mean the sonic run. I did it too, like once, but no one noticed it.
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>>323854671
i didn't have even have any talismans so it was hopeless
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>>323854539
>If you didn't carry anything physical and just walked with your tulpa waifu that isn't autistic at all.
I didn't carry anything, but it was autistic, man. Believing I have a tulpa? That's way off the charts.
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>>323854541
>really enjoyed stealth games as a kid
>snuck around everywhere, learned to muffle footsteps, suppress breathing noise, use background noise to mask any movement
>now am actually really good at sneaking around
>endlessly scare the shit out of friends and family

Too bad there's no careers for master sneakers
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>>323854996
It isn't, at all. If your autism is only internal it literally doesn't matter.
I fap to loli futa anal rape and walk around my home wearing panties and a bra. I have a shrine dedicated to my waifu that costs over a grand.

But I'm also a well adjusted citizen with a well paying job who is respected at what he does.
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>>323855315
>well adjusted citizen
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>>323854938

pretty much everything drops them, go kill shit you casual
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>>323855315
>well adjusted citizen
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When I was 5, and went to church, I used to cry after I beat games I spent a long time playing like Majora's Mask and Metroid: Fusion, and sometime would even pray for the safe return of characters like Link and Samus to their own homes since their games usually ended with them gearing up and beginning to head somewhere else.
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autism here we come:

One kid in our school started watching Naruto. We all thought it was shit 'cause "muh chinese cartoons" (literally back then). Anyway it turns out that some of us were closet Naruto fans, and 'cause us few didn't wanna get left out of the group, we started to like it too along with 'em.

So thus formed the "Naruto group." The guy who first introduced it to us all handed as each one of those head band things they wear in the show so we could pretend we were just like one of them.

For whatever fucking reason the other kids thought we were cool. The "leader" (who gave out the head bands originally), wanted to keep this lil' club exclusive. So what he did was kinda autistic; he started reading peoples veins on their wrists to see whether or not they were worthy fighters. Of course I had the best veins 'cause they were "like silver", and the fact that I'm pretty sure he wanted to suck me off.

Anyway this happened for a few weeks. We'd spend out lunch times on the field practising out fighting technique n' such, though it did start to die down after some time because I think we all came to realise that it probably looked like we were all doing yoga or some shit.
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>>323855439
I own a home, car, and everything in my home. I have to dress nicely for work and go to business meetings and sometimes fly internationally.

You can be a well adjusted citizen and live a fulfilling life where people respect you while doing whatever it is you want in your own home, assuming it isn't illegal.
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>>323849967
>job interview
>"tell me abourself"
>"well theres nothing much to say about myself"
>"all i did was eat, sleep, and play videogames all day"

i passed the interview
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>>323855074
>know exactly how and where to stop on my house's old wooden floor to not make any noise
>can sneak up on my cats if wearing socks or minimalist sneakers.
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>>323851752
kek
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>>323853716
holy shit anon are you me?
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>>323849967
Well, I was slightly brainwashed by DayZ (the mod, not the standalone) up to a point that I had some sort of primal fear of open spaces, like fields, parking lots and town squares, and making noise when walking out of fear of being "spotted" by someone or something. Indoctrinated myself by playing alone at night, into a state of somewhat making my brain think about risks and stuff. For instance, thinking along the lines of "Oh shit, if I'm gonna go over this field, I'd better crawl or else they'll see me." Went on for a few weeks. Pretty stupid, but I guess the brain doesn't know threat assessment in vidya from real life, and ARMA 2 has some pretty good visuals, so I guess the visual center of the brain will send the same signals when confronted with similiar scenery IRL.

Oh, and being annoyed with people for hours at a party without them knowing because they didn't like the same games as myself.

>tl;dr - I fooled my brain into thinking about zombie tactics IRL.
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>>323854012
>>>/fit/
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>>323852612
>I had Dragon Ball Z fights with me and my friends at the after school club in the gymnasium. We would all pick a character and clash, throwing superfast air-punches with light contact for supremacy.
I thought I was the only one who did this with his friends.

Well they were my brother's, really. I didn't even really have friends.
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>>323855315
>well adjusted citizen
Only a truly well adjusted citizen knows the answer to this question: Futa: balls or no balls?
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>>323855994
No balls. I ain't a homo, and my lolis don't need fucking balls.
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>>323855994
thats easy

balls
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i got into an argument while in a guild in mmo's while a teen

>>323852907
give that brother a handjob he was looking out for you
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>>323852612
We used to play DBZ at school during break time and half of that time was spent doling out the characters and the one poor kid who stunk because he never washed always wanted to play and we'd let him be android 18 and always laugh it up when we did.
Good times.
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I played IRL pokemon and me and the neighborhood kids would pretend to catch them.
I actually think we thought they were real
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I hugged and kissed a sports team body pillow pretending it was Amy Rose
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>>323852907
I did a lot of stupid things as a kid, and my older brothers would always call me a retard and I would stop.

God am I glad I'm not an only child.
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When I was 13 I asked permition to go to the restroom at school took my pen and go to a little spot and justt ran around pretending to be leon and shooting zombies with my awesome pen. Dropping of small ledges, turning around, making roundhouse kicks and stuff even moving my body as if it were straight out of a videogame. one girl saw me once and I said to myself she must think I look badass.

after that I would hold my shit bc it felt good, did this everyday when re4 came out.
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>>323851102
so... posting on /v/?
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>>323855994
Either as long as there's at least a pussy to go along with the dick.
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>>323849967
When I was about 7 I chased a stray kitten around this abandoned house with a fishing net, mimicking Ape Escape.
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>>323851302
>purple and green
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>>323849967
Ran around the house with a foam gun in front of my face trying to mimic counter strike.
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>>323852612
>kids having fun is autism
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>>323856413
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I spit on my teacher because I thought I was a hydralisk from starcraft.
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>>323849967
I tend to do the idle animation that mario has in super paper mario
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>>323851801
I like you, hombre.
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>>323854115
So what's cooler than cool anon?
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>>323861119
ICE
COLD
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>>323858983
hyper kek
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>>323849967
Used to watch a lot of Naruto with a friend back in high school and there was a period when we would both practice hand signs and make up jutsu names.
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>>323851801
That's not too bad.
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