wow so in the first 10 minutes, my character just picks up a

>>323826864
this thread

>>323826864
>would you kindly

>>323826864
You wouldn't inject yourself with delicious looking goo that gives you electric powers? Are you gay?

I know this is bait, but I generally noticed that people , be it friends or anyone else that cant see past the first 10 min of a game or a movie and just shut if off ( because its boring or they 'cant get into it' ) are almost always girls or its a dumber friend of the group

>>323826864

Bait/10

FIST FULLA LOIGHTNIN
GIVE EM THE OL ONE TWO PUNCH
THE ONE TWO PUNCH

>>323826864

it's made by west coast liberals who do literally that same exact thing every day.

Does anyone have an actual explanation for this? I'm actually curious. Fontaine never said stab yourself like a heroine addict, did he?

>>323826864
>would you kindly

What did he mean by this?

>>323831359
SPLOICERS

weak b8

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>>323826864
>play for 3 hours
>game crashs
>save file gets corrupted
GOTYAY

>>323831830
GAWT DAAMN ANDREUU RYIAN

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>>323826864

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_x03_O4xoM

>>323826864
That guy on the radio is the bad guy and you are a sleeper cell, whenever he says would you kindly you habe to do it.

>>323831690
Well the character already has tattoos, it's not a far reach to assume the degenerate also injects himself with anything he can find

At least they got the name right

Bio means water and the whole game takes place underwater

Can't say the same for the one where they're in the sky though

>>323832428
Console or PC, faggot?
You just have a shit system.

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>>323833130
ur a bad fisherman

>>323833130
It's just a trend, you wouldn't suddenly change the name from one game to another all that often.

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>>323826864
wow so in the first 10 minutes, my character just picks up a random gun and shoots himself with it? who the fuck wrote this dumb ass game.

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>>323826864
>lend my buddy bioshock
>hes afraid of needles and the sight of them going into somebody makes him nauseous

It was funny while it lasted

>>323833130
Bio is short for biology you dumbfuck

>>323826864
There's a twist at the end that explains it.

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>>323833626
Yeah that's why there's heavy themes of biology in the game and not water everywhere

Oh wait....

>>323833626
Biology is a composite word and bio isn't short for it, but the first word (derived from the greek "βίος" meaning life).

ABOVE ALL
DO NO HARM

The first game was jaw dropping and absolutely oozing with immerse atmosphere. Shame it ran out of gas as it progressed. Still,

STEINMAN KILLS.

>>323833626

> muh 3rd world highschool knowledge
> is retarded

It's short for biological, you ignorant FUCK.

>>323834130
creative

Bioshock 2 is underrated and better than the first game or Infinite.

Yeah, yeah, protecting npc's was lame but the rest of the game was objectively superior.

>>323826864
>wow so in the first 10 minutes, my character just picks up a random syringe and stabs himself with it? who the fuck wrote this dumb ass game.

That always bothered me too. There was even an opportunity for Fontaine to use the trigger word, but he doesn't, you just randomly stab yourself with it because it's a game or something.

>>323833857
Yeah, people literally splicing their DNA definitely isn't a major theme throughout Bioshock. No, it's only about the water.

>>323834130
Or bio is a prefix meaning life you fat fucking moron
What the fuck is Google

Do you think we'll ever get a real Bioshock game again?

>>323834485
Technically, DNA is 60 percent water so he's right.

>>323834604
No.

>>323834305

This. Bioshock 1 had TERRIBLE level design as far as gameplay was concerned. Bioshock 2 had very good level design and seemed to be focused on giving you as many cool encounters as possible instead of shoving a bunch of pseudo-intellectual crap down your throat.

>>323834485
Listen here fuckwit, because I am only going to say this once.

They could have done the DNA splicing plot ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE. Land, sky, space, but no they chose the ocean. The only place you CAN BE is underwater is in the water. That makes DNA splicing a common peasant plot that can be applied to anything and thus lazy. The game takes place underwater because it's BIOshock. Reply to this post and I'll knock your fucking teeth out.

>>323832902
Good jo

>>323833769
HOW IS THIS THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER IS /V/ RETARDED?

>>323834705
>Reply to this post and I'll knock your fucking teeth out.

:)) Turns out you were a pretty good fisherman.

>>323833952
>>323834920
Meant this

>>323830012
you can almost always tell how good a movie is going to be from the first ten minutes.
Why keep watching if it is bad

WAIT A MINUTE

>>323826864
What kind of a retard wouldn't inject themselves with super powers? The fuck is wrong with you, op?

>>323834705
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bio-

The title has nothing to do with water, the underwater setting is just used to isolate Rapture from the rest of the world, which in turn allows the inhabitants to do crazy shit like splicing their genes, AKA shocking their biology.

>>323831690
the plasmid display was there maybe he put 2 and 2 together and knew what it was?

>>323835120
Do you trust everything you read on the internet?

>>323833010

this

>>323835037
found the dummy

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>>323826864
Who keeps posting this thread every few months

>>323835741
Some genius loosh farmer

>>323835741
weird innit

>>323830012
or maybe they have low tolerance for bullshit.

I've rarely found something rewarding and worth my time for sticking around if I didn't like it after the first little bit. escpecially happens when you get older .

JESUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW

op is such a fucking faggot

to be fair, its a giant syringe filld with goo that clearly came from a vending machine for superpowers, and oure hero is question is practically alone and has been getting the shit kicked out of him by mutants, whats he got to loose?

>>323833487
>Friend has crippling arachnophobia

>We are going through DS2 together

>Mute my mic and let him completely enjoy Brightstone Cove Tseldora all alone

>Lose my sides all the way to the Grave of Saints and back

I love this shit in games.

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>>323836306
How can you be scared of spider bros.

I will never get it. They're essential to the environment and are literally no harm to humans.

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>>323834604
Hopefully

>>323836306
>usually pretty terrified of spiders in vidya
>the spiders in ds2 i had no problem with
If they're far enough away from acual spiders then there's no issue
even freya was fine

>>323832650
>He doesn't revisit Newgrounds for sweet nostalgia faps

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>>323829562
Well your the only one here who understands

>>323826864
The game happens in a deep underwater city.
You cant expect good writing from that.

How do I stop being afraid of needles? I can't even do a blood test because of it

>>323837116
By not being a little bitch :^)
What's so scary about it? Don't you trust the doctors/nurses/attendants? It's just a little pain, but you can take it, can't you?

>>323835921

I generally ignore the first 10-15 minutes because I know that in most movies and games they are treated as pure bait for short attention span audiences. They're just like a really long trailer for the game and the actual gameplay will start afterwards.

>>323834604

Well now we have infinite possibilities. Every game is Bioshock.

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>>323833626
biology shock

>>323837217
I think I'm afraid of needle puncturing my vein, I feel like I'll start losing blood and lose my consciousness because of blood loss or something, I just can't accept losing my blood. I need to do blood test soon and I keep stabbing my hand with nail clippers so I could feel pain similar to what I'm going to experience yet I still can't accept that I'm going to lose blood.

>>323836939
Shoulda seen his candy ass when I made him solo Nightmare of Mensis

>>323836525
I got a spider in my room who is a total bro, keeps centipedes and much grosser crawlies away from me and my bed. I like to imagine the spare change I find in my couch is him trying to pay rent.

>>323837689
dont give them ur blood maan!!?

>>323837689
It's a little pierce, then there's no pain. Everything's normal after that, but I advise taking everything slow afterwards.
I've given blood 4-5 times now, and it's pretty simple. The attendants know what they're doing; just breathe deep to calm yourself and it'll be over before you know it.

>>323837116
>>323837689

I'm scared of needles and I donate blood, and the needle they use for that is massive compared to injections or basic blood tests.

Usually I just scrunch my eyes up good and turn my head, and I never look at the needle in my arm at any point. You can't really feel it (genuinely, if anything it feels like someone's put some sticky tape on your arm and it's pinching a bit) so if you take your mind off the idea of a needle going into your vein then you're set.

>>323831610
>Irrational games
>west coast

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Pic related is the best Bioshock and has the best tweest

>>323831690
Fontaine did tell him to make his way somewhere, so I'm going to assume that's any way necessary.

If you don't take the syringe and just stand around there for a few minutes Fontaine will use "would you kindly"

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Did your character do it or did you walk up to the bottle and hit the [interact] key, thereby making it your choice

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>>323833457
10 minutes in and this retard turns his dog into a demon, jesus what where they thinking?

>>323838748
Thanks for the advice

>>323839045
It's also the proto Gone Home
I like the twist in that "game" too (nothing supernatural or spooky was actually happening)

COME BACK WHEN YA' HAVE SOME MONEYYYYY
BUDDYYYYY

>>323826864
that bugged me too, i was just going what the fuck are you doing?

it also bothered me how i was somehow bogged down by simple map geometry, like this chair is shin high and tipped over, why cant i just jump over this, or climb over this overturned bench to save this family?

it felt so poorly drawn out, with jerky pacing with a constant nagging by hud popups and clunky ui.

>>323832639

I was a fookin' legend of Gin Alley.

FOOKIN' LEGEND

>>323840123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV-ydowvT-E

more like if you dont, the doors remain locked, the UI pops up an arrow and direction, if you idle long enough the man on the PA will start to nag you.

>>323831690

I think it's an oversight.

OR

They thought him saying it again would be too soon and blow the twist; especially after he's said "Would you kindly?" a few times already.

>>323826864
Hey I'd do it, if I knew it would give me special powers

>>323836014
FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO

>>323836525

Well I mean there are some that are lethal to humans, but generally yeah, most are fine.

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>Tales from the Borderlands
>Side with Brosome Jack for almost everything
>Episode 4 ends with us being on very good terms
>Episode 5 starts with a complete ass pull heel turn for the sole purpose of punishing you for siding with the villain

Fuck that noise.

>>323843707

Loader Bot was the best part of that game.

"Father, I missed you."

>>323843707
I just wanted to kill you and take your body, kiddo.
Don't be such a bitch.

>>323843972
I didn't like when he and Gortys got sassy with Rhys. Show your old man some respect

>>323844194

Bro for bro, bro.

Bro, bro!

Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!

BRO!

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>>323843707
>>323843972
>>323844049
>>323844194
>>323844269
Would you?
Hard mode: don't lie.

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What is the best Plasmid, and why is it Winter Blast?

I was seriously disappointed that Infinite held it off for the DLC

>>323844589

Oh man, when he took his shirt off and then everyone comments on it for 10 minutes.

My sides.

>>323844964
The more important question is; which plasmid makes your hand look the coolest?
It's still winter blast

>>323826864
>in airplane
>look at family photo (or some shit can't remember)
>plane crashes
>you are the only survivor
>wrekage guides to an island with a lighthouse that no one knows about
>finds a secret city
>stabs himself with a random syringe

same here OP, I coudn't handle the "spiritual successor of system shock"

>>323826864
Finish the game and you'll know why he did it.

>>323826864
I bought Thief cause I thought it looked nifty

Tutorial puzzle is, "put out the torch by shooting a water arrow at it"

water arrow.

water arrow.

dropped

>>323835037
>>323830012

While I am inclined to agree, the amount of times I have been talked into giving a second change and ended up loving it far out weights the number of times I hated it.

>>323835117

Then why aren't you doing that yet?

ITT: Kids not knowing about the secret sub plot.

>>323845250
It's a magic water crystal, you sperg.

next you'll tell me that zombies are unrealistic

>>323833130
>>323833626
you are both retarded bio means toilet (as in, needing to use the toilet)

have you never read someone saying 'brb bio'?
holy shit you guys are retarded

>>323845167

>Look at family photo then look at gift.
>It has the trigger phrase on the tag with a set of longitude/latitude coordinates.
>Contains a gun which he uses to crash the plane.

>>323830012
this

dumb little kids with adhd and girls do this

>>323826864
>game gives you magic powers to use
>muh realism

if you actually played the game you would understand what >>323829562 is talking about

>>323826864
Remember how good those hands looked when this game first came out? God damn son

>>323826864
You are brainwashed from the start and follow instructions based on the cue "would you kindly"

Now you don't have to play it :^)

>>323829562
>oh snap

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>>323836637
Fuck I loved Bioshock 2.

>>323846329
Is that Wednesday Adams?

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>>323843707
>Trusting a Telltale game not to asspull during the last episode for the sake of shallow drama

>>323846781

Yep, Christina Ricci.

She was such a QT22/7

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>>323846329
>tfw Meltzer

The only downside was not being able to personally drill that cunt, Lamb.

>>323838029

You won't be so cool about it when the eggs it has planted in your skin hatch.

>>323847475
I wanted to kill both Lambs.
One for being a smug, insufferable bitch, and the other for getting me stuck in that buggy mess from Pauper's Drop onward.

>>323843707
Why would a psychopath who imprisoned his own daughter, murdered his boss and got a face stapled onto his face actually care about the middle-management scrublord Rhyss?

A psychopath isn't capable of loving you, they're just manipulating you to further their own agenda. Jack believed himself to be the hero even when he was massacring civilians on Pandora - I don't think "you're always the hero in your own story" when you start killing people who have nothing to do with your goals.

>>323838029

I had a daddy long-legs living in the corner of our guest room.

He scared the fuck out of me but when I saw he was a just a daddy long-legs, I let him just chill and setup his web.

>>323847475
>watching "let's plays" of Bioshock 2 to see how people experience it
>they just kill Meltzer because they just see another big daddy
>completely miss his storyline


NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE ect

>>323826864
So you were along for the ride when a plane crashes in the ocean, he finds a lighthouse in the middle of it, and it leads him to an underwater city full of mutants and syringes that give magical powers... but then when he used one, its game over?

Yea, its bait.

>>323826864
Would you kindly shut the heck up :3

>>323848140
I got the storyline, but I still chose to kill him. His goal was ultimately to save his daughter, just like you. I even recall that there was an earlier draft of his character where he was following Delta's progress because of their common goals.

>>323829562
>didn't actually remember those words but I guess they were said
>I didn't have any other choice because it was a game and you do what you're told anyways
Whatever impact this scene was supposed to have was completely lost on me.

>>323848629
Whats it like, living with mental retardation?

>>323848629
You just had to actually pay a bit of attention to the plot. Do you have adhd?

>>323830012
If the first 10 minutes are bad, the rest of it is usually bad 9 times out of 10.

If you can't put any effort into first impressions why would you put effort anywhere else?

>>323826864

>skyward sword
>already about to scream due to the handholding
>walk into a cave
>I bet I need to use bomb rolling right there
>mole pops out
>HEY THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO USE BOMB ROLLING HERE TO PROCEED, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TO BOMB ROLL?
>yes and no options
>select yes
>YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A SMART GUY, I BET THAT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT IN ORDER TO USE BOMB ROLLING, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIRST...

Literally worse than "wait a minute, that card"

>>323848140
It didn't say it was Meltzer until it was already dead, fag.

>plebs prefering Bioshock 2 over 1
I prefer the atmosphere of B1 over the edgy action and easy as fuck gameplay from B2. It's basically a shoot'em up

>>323849020
>what is a build-up

>>323826864

>my character just picks up a random syringe and stabs himself with it? who the fuck wrote this dumb ass game.

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME, IDIOT! You obbey every time the radio guy says "would you kindly"

>>323848629
>I didn't have any other choice because it was a game and you do what you're told anyways
That's the whole point. Jack believing that he's doing all that shit out of his own free will but actually being incapable of not doing anything that Atllas tells him is a metaphor for how in every game you're free to do anything you want as long as the game allows you to.

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>>323826864
dont be a pansy every one knows you either get super powers or a STD from a syringe . 50% chance at super powers bruh

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>>323836525
>literally no harm to humans.

>>323848772
>>323848867
>Ah you didn't find this sparse low quility mostly monologue writing impactful? Then you're an idiot!
Nah, you're the faggots. Maybe reading Atlas Shrugged is a prerequisite to enjoy the plot or something.

>>323849637
But that's not impactful in any way or sense. I was genuinely more surprised by say, Undertale giving you two options then calling you out on your bullshit if you savescummed.

>faggot plays game for 10 minutes
>throws opinions around as if he was an expert

This is currently /v/, children denying the fact that they have ADD.

>>323849851
A spider did that?

>>323850084
No wonder /v/ constantly shits on NMS and E:D.

>>323850234
a brown recluse

>>323849851
that's nothing compared to what a human can do to you

>>323850084
>Play 10 hours of the game before giving up because it doesn't get better
>WELL IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT WHY DID YOU KEEP PLAYING
There's just no winning here

>>323849921
Nothing to see here guys, just a retard.

>>323850564
Nice counterargument, retard.

>>323826864
Bait but I'm still going to explain anyways.

The main character is under mind control. "Would you kindly" is the trigger to make him do things as the plot eventually will reveal about halfway through the game.

>>323848140
>>they just kill Meltzer because they just see another big daddy
what kind of retards do this

>oh there's an npc
>first reaction is to kill it

>>323850708

you are the one who is the retard, desu

>>323848629
I love this game to death I'll put it out there now. But yes I am on the same boat as you. When the twist was revealed I couldn't really remember when he said them. I'm horrible on picking up details like that. But >>323849637 is right. We just didn't know.

>>323849921
Well never mind what I said about me being on the same boat, you're a fag.

>>323851072
Says the retard

>>323851353
>Haha you didn't have a choice in a videogame and we reference it directly, what a tweest!
>You're a faggot if you don't think this is amazing!
Ayy