>Matt shoehorned himself into every LP, going so far as to do three person LPs to make room for himself
>He even is doing a solo LP
Why is this allowed? Does he not realize that everyone hates him?
Hope for some goode olde matt and pat on dark souls 3. Woolie could even come, but only to watch.
>That backdown on FFX episode 18
17 episodes of shitting all over it, ignoring plot and dialogue, and Matt desperately trying to convince Woolie that its terrible and now they're sucking its dick and talking about how much they love it. They apparently had no idea that people actually love that game unironically.
>"Seymour has powerful magic"
Why is Matt ever allowed near the controller?
>Metal Wolf Chaos, a mecha game
>Liam is in it instead of Woolie
>Matt gets super bitter about being called out as wrong
>even though he constantly says that he doesn't remember jack shit about the game
>Solo Matt DKC2 playthrough nobody asked for
>it's not the one everyone asked for
>Pat currently playing nothing
3 man lps are vastly superior to two man lps. Did anyone actually want to see liam and matt alone on mecha wolf?
I would like to see pat take a swing at a solo lp of a short game that he likes.
This is the only three man combination i want to see
Not Matt, Woolie, Liam
Not Matt, Pat, Liam
Not Pat, Woolie, Liam
Just Pat, Matt, and Woolie.
I don't want Liam in anything but Fisticuffs
I don't want Matt on the controls unless he knows the game like the back of his hand
I don't want Woolie playing an action game
I don't want Pat playing a first person shooter
I hear nothing but shitty things about machinima and how they're run. How have things been fine between them and machinima this whole time? If the very guys doing inside gaming left because they were sick of their bullshit, I don't get how they've avoided it and are happy to sign a contract like that. Surely Polaris would be a better deal.
Liam hasn't been in hardly any playthroughs recently, literally nothing between Devil's Third and Metal Wolf. I don't even understand why people don't like him, he fucks up the least and usually knows his shit when he's playing.
Because they are fucking retarded when it comes to business, maybe?
I mean, the whole vessel thing and how they handled their website really speaks volumes about their brand.
>guy whose family hunts
>convinced that violent crimes happen with legally owned guns
He's a fudd faggot. If he was someone who's never handled a gun in their life like Pat I can at least understand being that much of a retard but holy fuck he's such a hypocrite.
>he fucks up the least
He fucks up in a way that's frustrating to watch, not to mention his commentary sucks, and his personal opinions are those of a coporate dick sucking faggot
I actually didn't watch two of those, but Devil's Third wasn't that bad I thought. But you're right, looking bad there were some shitty spots that could've been cut. It's still better than Matt's consistent shitting up of FFX, now that shit is painful.
>they go offscreen to "grind"
>the come back barely doing more damage than they did before
What, do they just do random battles for 10 minutes?
>they keep shitting on Tidus and Wakka as if they're not having their characters developed
>they love Lulu and Khimari even though they're boring as shit
>Liam forced into Metal Wolf Chaos
>Liam forced into Yakuza 5
NO ONE LIKES THIS FAGGOT
>it's a 60 hour long RPG
>they don't edit out random battles
>they're taking a longer time than a normal playthrough because matt will literally stop inputting commands to joke around with woolie
>they're not releasing an episode every day
>they're not releasing hour long episodes
At this pace, FFX might last until fucking August.
Matt didn't equip the Jecht shot and threw the game, even him saying he wasn't going to try to win three episodes earlier bummed me out.
They're not swapping out characters in every battle, they're overlooking basic shit like how using items gives you an extra turn with that character, and they totally skipped the chocobos because they're retarded. I haven't even played FFX and I can tell how much they're fucking everything up.
I don't understand posts like this. They are trying
and failingto be funny. What would you rather they do?
>"Wow that was a deep line by wakka. He must be questioning his religion now. "
Matt was determined to throw that game before it even started.
Skipped the fucking tutorials and didn't give woolie a chance to read them, while lying to him about how it works, WHILE THEY HAD A FUCKING STRATEGY GUIDE IN FRONT OF THEM ON THE TABLE.
The thing is, I find some of the commentary genuinely funny, but I don't see how misrepresenting Tidus's only trait as "i'm hungry!" and just repeating that forever is going to last fucking 40 more hours.
The racist wakka shit is hit or miss, but mostly funny.
Only if Matt is on controls while Pat and Woolie shit on him while he's playing.
Given the choice between hearing them "wow, this character said x and that means y" and hearing them repeat jokes other people made years ago for the twentieth time, yes I would absolutely rather they try it once in a while.
Jesus, people will bitch and moan about anything. "AHHHH this isn't the way I want it." Boohoo! Woe is me I better complain about it... geez you guys are whiny needy bitches.
>don't I look smart when I act like I know things aboot countries I'm completely ignorant of? Us Canadians eh? sorrey *gasps*
They signed up for machinima after they dropped the original retarded contracts, but before they new ones.
So either they're operating based on their old deal, or Matt was stupid enough to accept a new deal that penalizes the whole group.
>Matt sees a low tier celebrity in the store
>his reaction is to yell some random shit at him then walk away
>this after getting mad at a bunch of kids for not knowing about a movie and not counting turtles
memes and jokes aside, is he actually autistic?
>you will never share a blanket with pat while playing video games
I admit I really did like them, but they treat their fans like total shit. Whenever they try to communicate with them, they just act like assholes. Their little internet empire will soon sink into the sea for it was built on shifting sands.
>guys, you're one of our remaining draws.
>so either you make stuff for us, or you GET FIRED! We'll fire you if you don't make shit for us, you hear!?
>there's no way you could make this much money with patreon/con appearances/merchandise/camwhore porn, guys.
Is machinima run by retards?
>The donor is generally responsible for paying the gift tax. Under special arrangements the donee may agree to pay the tax instead. Please visit with your tax professional if you are considering this type of arrangement.
LITERALLY FREE MONEY
I honestly don't think Matt can handle being in a business relationship with people who are supposed to be his friends, because he needs to be the center of attention all the time, yet that isn't how business works.
Plague once mentioned getting stupid expensive internet that gave him an actual business expense since so much of what he produces is digital. So I guess it counts as income like any other freelance artist
So you just say "eh its all donations" you are home free?
don't answer that.
>he puts on the mr. bossman persona
>even though machinima is the one pulling the reigns
>even though pat is the person who the fanbase loves the most
>even though woolie is the one who does all the social networking
I'll hate to see the breakup. It'll be funny, but messy.
>I admit I really did like them, but they treat their fans like total shit. Whenever they try to communicate with them, they just act like assholes.
Someone just needs to tell them that consistently treating their fans like shit is ultimately what destroyed Spoony, since they know who he is.
Their inability to pronounce Japanese is making the Naruto LP painful.
"Nairudo Sackura and Sasskay go out to eat some rammin'"
I don't THINK we did. He was a tripfag on /m/ for over a year so I would assume he can handle a little bantz, plus having grown up around enough blacks I can say that most black kids grow up learning to not give a shit what people think unless they feel they've been disrespected. Woolie seems self-deprecating enough that he wouldn't care.
I've only ever watched for Woolie
I liked the life is strange lp but never finished it.
It's MY channel so I need to be in EVERY video!
Matt is my favourite. His jokes are shit but I like him.
Hearing the seething anger in his voice when Pat is doing stupid shit and whining with his CMON is just delightful.
I'm kind of surprised Pat and Liam aren't just teaming up to do LPs of the Yakuza games if not just 5, seems like a good time to keep the shilling train going after HBH's videos on the Yakuza games
DUDE ME AND THE MISSUS WATCHED MOVIES LMAO
>And also they are french canadian.
I think only Pat actually is. At least he actually has a French last name.
Matt I would assume is Polish, Woolie is from Maddentown and Liam is aggressively British Canadian.
>matt is shit
>woolie is shit
>pat sucks depending on the game
>liam sucks depending on game/who he is playing with
Stop watching them and force them to get real jobs again. There are plenty of youtube celebrities to pretend are your friends.
>REMEMBER THAT TIME TITUS SAID "I'M HUNGRY" LMAO
Pat and "girlfriend" Let's Play channel when?
I think we can all agree this would be 1000 times better than anything TBF have ever done.
Does he really say Icky Pooey that often, because you guys seem to apparently notice it way more than I do.
I mean at least with gully-gully there generally is an actual helicopter on-screen
>>woolie is shit
I very strongly disagree.
I just pretend it's him or his girlfriend up late at night angrily typing up a defense of liam. Too angry to continue coitus "Why won't they just like me! I use memes all the time? Liiiiiiiiike"
>pic related, it's the face I imagine they are making
He's such a corporate cock sucking shill. Holy shit. He always, ALWAYS sides with the game dev/publisher and never even considers they can be in the wrong.
He's especially out of touch since he fucking buys multiple copies of videogames, gets them ahead of time, and buys every new release, and doesn't realize that the average person doesn't do that.
>Liam is so bad with girls he had to make a clone of himself to fuck.
>Complains every night as he fucks himself to sleep, balls deep in that anime pussy.
>Never allows her to leave the house because he's afraid Woolie will snatch her up due to all the homolust the two share, meaning he wouldn't get the big woolie dick.
"What do they have agaynst me, eh?"
You know what, you're not even wrong. Just look at the Pat Stares at Japan videos. They're great.
>Solo Matt DKC2 playthrough nobody asked for
I wanted it to be a Matt/Woolie playthrough because DKC is still one of my favorite playthroughs on the whole channel
"It's foine, eh? Liiiiiiiiiike, y'know what I mean?"
>hes so out of touch with games because he buys and plays them constantly
Anon I agree he sucks corporate dick but he probably plays more games than me you and the guy you posted combined.
You gotta give him credit for actually being invested in his hobby.
I fucking hate these people. These people are a perfect example of what is wrong with the modern man.
They didn't earn a single goddamn penny they've made off YouTube. There is literally no reason to make a living off video games. They are fucking toys.
What pisses me off the most is that these fat shits have girlfriends for God's sake! I'm a fucking marine yet I've never dated a girl in my life! For God's sake, they'll end up spreading genes!
This has to be illegal. There's no way you can make a living off toys.
>Nobody asked for that shit man.
How many LPs are something anyone asked for in general?
I mean, if the video is good, then fine.
I don't know if I have the stomach to watch someone play an RPG that I don't REALLY enjoy though.
It just makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
>we never give up on playthroughs, that's why we did ultra despair girls all the way!
That white day zinger in the third episode was good. I wish instead of meme spewing constantly Matt would just work on those one or two times an episode.
>plays a shitty game
>a shitty sequel to a game that has a lot of spoilers it
>a shitty game that is awkward for them to play and is essentially a virtual novel
>it's also on the psvita
I don't care who was playing it, there was no reason to watch something like that.
I think you guys really overblow the important Pat has to the channel.
Him going solo would crash and burn within a week, because if he doesn't have anyone to talk to or bounce off of, then all that will happen is everyone will shit on him for his not-expert opinions on shit, and he's pretty fucking opinionated.
>What pisses me off the most is that these fat shits have girlfriends for God's sake! I'm a fucking marine yet I've never dated a girl in my life!
Fuck man. I think you have a personal problem. You're not ugly are you?
their most recent podcast swayed me from disliking liam, to hating liam.
>this chef running a restaurant is just like obama trying to take guns.
>he has to convince these complete idiots to change their views.
Oh boy just what i wanted in a video game podcast.
a Canadian retard trying to talk American politics
This feels like bait. I don't get the anger that some people have for how other people are making money. And if you're not getting pussy as a marine you must be a Private Pyle type and your life'll sort itself out the same way as in the movie, don't you worry chum.
Now you see the scope of the problem
>>a shitty sequel to a game that has a lot of spoilers it
>>a shitty game that is awkward for them to play and is essentially a virtual novel
>>it's also on the psvita
None of this would have been a problem if woolie werent complaining about the sexualization of anime and liam platying along with it even though he's the only faggot in the group to openly play shit like criminal girls
For someone so quick to kowtow to tumblr over rapehorse Matt sure is letting a lot of racist jokes fly around lately.
But I guess it's "okay" since Woolie is the one doing most of it
What was their worst lp in terms of banter and jokes
or lack thereof?
I just hate it when he's a poser. Like during the dark souls 2 playthrough
>Oh yeah Solaire!
>Praise the sun, motherfuckers!
>what? onion knight? lol thats dumb
>but that Solaire though
>that feel when your letter gets read on the podcast
>that feel when Woolei says my unique name perfectly
>how the fuck do they not understand the analogy
>how the fuck do they not understand what an italian eating italian home cooked food at a restaurant is like
>what the fuck is this about guns
was pretty hard to trudge through. Should have just said journey or undertale if he wants to talk about a game going against the grain. god damn.
I refuse to believe that's a thing he said
>literally fucking with the audio levels close to the end of the latest Podcast
It's so unprofessional it's endearingly amusing
Is it like his NMH1 playthrough without tester stories?
If so maybe I should give that another try.
Shaolin Monks. Sometimes the Spark just isn't there.
Bummer since I love MK and they didn't do a lot with it. I don't remember if they even did the Smoke Missions, Bonus Bosses, Or Vs Mode.
of the ones I've seen at least a fair amount of, pokemon
jokes consisting of only "lol rap music" accompanying footage of carefully going through the game and Woolie weaseling out of the challenge he set when he wasn't getting the pokemon he wanted
Their latest naruto episode was pretty good. It reminds me of the way that they used to be before they started caring about upsetting people.
>woolie losing his mind playing the game
>drunken talk about shitting on babies
Walking Dead Season 2 for pounding the Kenny hate into the ground so hard they made it halfway to the Earth's core.
I don't get the hate for Liam. He's easily the least autistic of the bunch, does research, is good at games, and pulls jokes faster than anyone else on the channel.
The MGSV play sucked, but that's because it's a fucking 60 hour open world game. Nobody could carry that thing.
Liam has the unfortunate role of being "The Fourth guy" I do hope he finds something specific that plays to his strengths.
His GZ and Whistleblower twitch streams were pretty fun.
the worst part was that it came out of fucking nowhere.
they were talking about a cooking show for fucks sake.
>obviously read something on a guide beforehand
>does it in game and pretends like he just found it naturally during the playthrough
liam is the god damn worst
Him being a devil's advocate and stringing arguments too long turns off people. And he's the youngest, and the last member to be introduced.
Him actually knowing about things, and the one-liners saves him for me though.
Liam's only "good" at games that he's played a shitload before the LP and his zingers aren't frequent enough to make up for the filler and devil's avacadoing that the rest of his commentary is comprised of.
>I hope none of you fucks scared woolie off, he can at the very least talk to matt.
Come on, this is /v/, and woolie is black.
There'd be 30 posts talking about him being a dumb nigger before anyone could mention anything about video games.
Anonymous boards like this have mean you have to have a high level of tolerance and that's just being anonymous, and still doesn't stop horseshit ass board culture. People would get on his case for the fucking sake/fun of it, and call him a pussy for not joining.
I mean, do you think that if Matt came here asking how to improve the videos/channel, he'd get any actual advice here? Or do you think he'd just get posts talking about what a shit person he is?
I guess that's why I don't have this LOATHING HATRED of Matt like the rest of you guys seem to.
He CAN be funny from time to time, and with the right game and position, he can be great.
I guess the issue is that he he'll either hit it out of the park or run it into the ground.
>games that he's played a shitload before the LP
That's his thing, though. If he actually gets how the game works because he played it a bunch instead of running it blind, it actually feels like an LP, and not a podcast overlaid on top of gameplay.
At least he and Matt fake it better than Pat.
There's no way they just happened to keep that beginning of the game item with them until that spidergirl fight and not know that using it is an instant win, but they held back on using it for a while where Pat would pop it immediately.
I really wish they did this more. They're not good at picking up games quickly. They really need to understand this and play the game for a little while and possibly research some of the controls.
I don't care if they don't "blind" play the first half hour of the game. Shit is infuriating when they spend an entire lp without running.
Explain Ultra Despair Girls
Explain Devil's Third
explain every fucking game he tries to rush through at lightning pace and ends up having his ass handed to him every time and it's not fucking fun to watch
>I mean, do you think that if Matt came here asking how to improve the videos/channel, he'd get any actual advice here? Or do you think he'd just get posts talking about what a shit person he is?
There is some unvarnished truth among the shitflinging and niggerposting here that you would never get in a board like reddit or SA. It would just take a Vulcan-esque lack of ego or emotions to separate that from the rest if you're at the receiving end of it.
Eh, he's not terrible, but to me, he's the least funny of the crew. He can knock it out of the park every now and then, but even though Matt makes a lot more misses, he still has a lot more hits as well
I don't mind him disagreeing with the rest of the gang, but sometimes it feels like he's playing the devil's advocate for the sake of it, and that gets really annoying. I also don't like that if he gets mad at something on the podcast, everything has to stop, and someone (usually Pat) has to calm him down.
When Matt gets angry/salty about something, he'll shut up, Pat and/or Woolie will laugh at him and just move on, and just let him simmer.
I mean, I'd hate to see him go, or replaced or some shit, but he doesn't have a constant string of hits for me.
Woolie's made it through plenty of these threads in the past just fine and there would definitely be some genuine advice hidden among the shitposting about how Matt should take a trip in a gully gully and dive out of it face first into some icky pooey fart gas.
Matt's presence actually improved Snailborne imo. Matt's not bad when he's enthusiastic about something and he actually knows the game better than Pat despite never really playing it because he's obviously watched a zillion youtube videos about it.
Then he's not good at games then.
Someone good at videogames would adapt quickly and play decently, and not still be failing simple objectives or dying constantly 8 fucking hours into the game.
Oh, that much is true, but people not used to this sort of posting, especially /v/ of all places would have to dig through to get it.
I don't know what the Neogaft is like, but I've hung around some upvote/downvote places before, and I want nothing to do with that shitty system, because it pretty much forces any board narrative into a fucking circlejerk.
And his opinion of what's cool is shitty to boot.
He's the least worst when it comes to skill, how bout that?
Compared to Woolie and Pat, Not to fucking mention Matt.
Neofag is a straight up forum. No upvote/downvote shit. People there are fucking horrible though, even compared to this fucking place, no point in going there
No, you have to declare real world 'donations' that are above X dollars, unless you're a real world non-profit organization that's proven as such.
Patreon is too new and small for the IRS to give a fuck, but give it another year or two, and they'll be all over that-
Yes, dub was that bad.
>He's the least worst when it comes to skill, how bout that?
But he's not. Have you seen Pat play character action games like Revengeance or the classic REs? He's *almost* godlike. Have you seen Matt play Donkey Kong? Hell, have you seen Woolie play Mirror's edge?
I'm just tired of people saying Liam is the best because he plays games he's familiar with, when he's super shit in 'blind' playthroughs.
I was actually enjoying Mario RPG
....Until they got the lazy shell.
I learned a valuable lesson that day.
Don't watch people play RPGs that you enjoy, because you'll end up hating the people playing.
Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop, and Shin-Chan all had dubs that were superior to the original voices
But if you mean dubs for shovel-tier anime that uses the same 3 actors for every character in the show, yeah.
Even if they last for a million years, Pat and Squaresoft RPG are the best combo. Parasite Eve with him and Woolie was the greatest.
>"Parasite Eve has the largest drop off in sequel quality EVER."
>"Each ONE is like a Devil May Cry 2"
>Woolie is audibly uncomfortable thinking about this
>"IMAGINE if you got Devil May Cry 2, then got Devil May Cry 2 -2-!"
People nowadays seem to think LPs are all about "blind" "live" reactions rather than insightful or funny commentary on the game.
What do you mean c'mon? Go watch Pat play RE1 and 2, he absolutely kills it super hard. Hell, even RE3 he didn't do that bad in considering he doesn't replay it every year.
I had no problem with the Lazy Shell, since it meant the pain would be over sooner.
Refusing to learn about Timed Hits™ or use anything but normal attacks killed it for me.
I did come away with the same lesson though.
This doesn't have to do with the voice acting quality so much as the tone of the show, but I preferred Stein's Gate dubbed. They did a lot of work in the localization to make the tone make sense.
Revengeance was good dude, he was barely paying attention and didn't suck ass.
>didn't run (not doing button checks, holy shit)
>only spammed normal attacks
>didn't time attacks
>FFX is already running out of steam and they still have at least 5 more months of it
>Matt solo LP that literally nobody ever wanted or asked for "no-one else wanted to do it!"
Then fucking don't.
At least they are smart about Liam and are only including him in one at the most and if so he's part of a 3 man setup, good on them for that.
>Still have shitloads of audio and visual problems despite new equipment
>Zero effort with sound syncing
Fucking disgusting, no wonder they are flat-lining in subs and views.
Woolie saying ok you need to cast spells on this anywhere else and he absorbs it and heals. Matt confirms he understands this and then casts on the thing that will heal the boss.
>that video of who's your daddy
>the guys are doing terrible
>pat's gf got mad wet from watching it
>told pat to impregnate her as soon as he got home
They both hate children, to the point where they will make one just to kill it.
I guess Matt just isn't wearing his
I guess but he's already said in the past that immortality is a trap, maybe he's going through a pre-mature mid-life crisis
>signed up with machinima for literally another 5 plus years
Patreon would have done them so fucking well it isn't even funny. I'm extremely pleased they can't suckle on the welfare teat and be even lazier than they are.
You can literally pinpoint when it all went to shit too, right when they hired on those two coattail riding fucks.
>YEAH WELL WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STORY
>Literally admitting on camera that he's being an unfunny cunt on purpose
>Admitting he's not going to stop being a shit despite knowing that everyone dislikes it
I have no idea how they still get views. Matt is just too much. He's trying too hard to be the "funny quirky" video game person that pewdiepie already did years ago and totally owns.
He barely plays games at all. His interests are movies and TV shows. Like how he "loves" Bloodborne but never finished it for some excuse or other.
I haven't watched any of their recent shit. I blame Matt entirely. Woolie and Pat should fuck off and do their own thing eventually. Liam can go fuck himself with his devil's advocate bullshit.
It's weird because I assume that he's realizing that he's legitimately getting older now, and that there's a big chance he won't get to live too long if he keeps up with his shitty lifestyle.
Last I remember, he chugs energy drinks like they're water and has a super fucked up sleep schedule, or barely sleeps well at all.
Even the normies are getting sick of it, look at viewcounts. Drop-off has never been this harsh for them, ever.
People are getting tired of their shit, the sad thing is they will always have a diehard niche fanbase that will support them no matter what. So unless they take it upon themselves to explode into failure they wont'.
>that passive aggressive "apparently i'm always wrong about everything I say, so"
>he's still being confidently wrong after that
jesus christ YOU HAVE A GUIDE AND A NIGGA ON HIS PHONE'S INTERNET RIGHT BESIDE YOU
>drinks redbull all the time
>this makes it impossible for him to sleep so he also takes prescription sleeping pills
>has a shitty sleeping routine where he stares at the ceiling and thinks about life before sleeping for 4 hours and rolling out of bed
>was addicted to FFXIV but is now addicted to HotS
>has a GF and is in a """serious""" relationship with her but she's always traveling and they don't live together
I'd feel bad for the man, but he's grown, should realize that the caffiene and the pills are destroying him.
>people love to shit talk Matt
>people still put him over Liam
>People still butt blasted he didn't play super cereal and actually did the crazy stuff the game was designed to let you
It really sounds like a lot of angry people in this thread don't like watching others play games, which makes me ask why they are even here
Pat stares at call of duty, come on. He could do the campaigns of one of the old games.
I wouldn't have minded him doing crazy stuff if he was actually good at it you fucking retard
But he wasn't, and that caused lots of annoying to watch shit.
It wouldn't have mattered if he played stealthily or guns blazing, so long as he committed and didn't just cheese reflex tranq headshots.
>They are in the business of making gameplay entertaining to watch via commentary and actual play
>Liam disregarded both of these things throughout the entire MGSV LP
>People are upset
29, Same age as me. He's mentally unstable in just about every way, coupled with bad dietary habits, the needs to smash 19 asprin a day and he's going to have a stroke in 3 years.
>Stop watching them and force them to get real jobs again
i don't want pat to go back to bagging groceries anon. he's too perfect
even matt makes a couple of good new jokes in every video, but sadly he oversatures his joke market with shoddy reproductions of his older material that wasn't even good in the first place
>he's mentally unstable in just about every way
Is he? The only thing I've really noticed is his super fear of death. His gimmick for a while was that he was angry always, but since the gimmicks were dropped, he just seems kinda chill.
Cause things go through phases on /v/. First they can be liked as it is new, then it gets popular so is the worst thing ever and eventually it levels out as people get tired of hating (this is mostly as the people who want to be in on le epic hate train move on)
Same happened with souls games, BB threads when it launched were just constant screaming it was the worst thing ever
You must be new to them, he has gone on multiple rants that paint a very clear picture of his issues. He threw out all of his food cause the THOUGHT he saw a bug in is fridge and then compulsively cleaned his entire apartment.
That's just one of them.
>poses slightly close with another man
>automatically means she had sex with him
Boy, no wonder the cuck meme is so popular. Its literally people projecting and attempting to resolve their cognitive dissonance. That cognitive dissonance, of course, comes from their subtle arousal to cuckold.
Only once you realize that it is naturalize to be aroused to cuckold can you surpass it. You don't have to jack off to it or even enjoy it, but your brain is an animal.
There's a contrarian part of /v/ loves the idea of people getting 'scared off', so it's what happens when I don't check in for awhile, or decide to not derail a thread by getting involved.
If you're running out of reasons to shit on someone, just make stuff up and get mad at that instead, basically.
ain't never scurred
>Consistant Schedule with no theme-months/weeks
>Liam relegated to 3 man LPs at the least and few and far between
>Actual audio checks before they start and midway through a session
>Pat in over 50% of their LP's always
>70/30 split of FNF and SMS cause nobody wants to watch them play shitty fighting games every week
>Semi monthly salty bet FNF
>NO MORE SOLO LP'S EVER
>Podcast curated topics by people other than Woolie so its not 90% SFV and what interests him
>Woolie never on controls, Matt never on controls
There we go, fixed 99% of their problems.
Why the fuck does he always act like this? He was perving on Makoto's design in Blazblue but then backed down on his own comments and said he's only joking because of how ridiculous she looks.
That's not funny. That's like ironic shitposting and laughing at yourself thinking you're the pinnacle of comedy.
>mfw the entire Maddentown segment on last week's podcast, Matt made a joke about the R Gun in Sopranos is the Italian flag and the joke about "Who's your Daddy in reference to Woolie's dad
They still find a way for me to laugh at their stupid shit.
Liam is such a goddamnice know it all. What the fuck was that political statement comparing a restaurant to Obama taking away guns? He can get way more annoying than Matt sometimes
You guys ever stop and consider you put to much fucking stock in in a group of chuckle fuck you tubers?
Its a group of guys having some fun.
If I were to make an absurd parody depicting people who subscribe to the "cuck meme", this would probably be close to it.
Tell Matt to go fuck himself. Even when YOU'RE being a fucking retard and being shit at games, you're still way better than him.
Don't even care if you're not the real Woolie. Do it anyway.
Call it how I see it when after DS2's LP you ghosted out when criticism became a focus of these threads. Same with BB.
>To not derail the threads
They get derailed on their own with the blind hate-speech.
I'll give you props for the new mics though.
>some genuine advice hidden among the shitposting about how Matt should take a trip in a gully gully and dive out of it face first into some icky pooey fart gas.
i got a chuckle out of that
If you are real Woolie
Have you got around to watching greco yet (don't believe the hate the show just needs you to pay attention)? Also could we get a list of all the gundams you have seen as it is a constant topic on /m/
>There's a contrarian part of /v/ loves the idea of people getting 'scared off'
It's easy to resist something like googling yourself when you're famous. But going to your favorite place and seeing the KKK way back in the corner of the room talking mad shit about you, then that's when getting "scared off" is a reasonable thing to happen.
If you keep coming here then the negativity surrounding you will just eat at you for a long ass time. But at least you're not Matt. Matt's self esteem seems to already be super fucking low.
Only reason I'm so negative here is because anywhere else you are downvoted into oblivion and its fucking ridiculous.
>Audio is fucked up for 5 episodes
>Leddit literally says "wow classic zaibatsu" instead of actually addressing it
Its sickening, that's why this place is so fucking negative, its the only goddamn place you can be.
>It really is Woolie
What the fuck? Hi Woolie. You're 2nd best being behind Pat.
How does it feel not having worked on a real job in years and your only resume being a tester for games?
Real question i see the channel not doing well and i don't wanna see you back in grenada Woolz
I like Super Best Friends because they have sensibilities and generally don't commit logical error.
They remind me that they're are people who aren't /v/. Most of /v/ has good opinions, but they're overly aggressive and can't have a good and honest conversation with flinging shit.
Also most of /v/ is just rife with bait threads and things that have been talked about 1 million times. Like the constant Undertale threads. There are good threads sometimes, though. Maybe Neogaf is better.
Anyway, I bring this up because Super Best Friends is a lot like /v/ in their sensibilities, but aren't as irrational and aggressive. I enjoy their playthroughs a lot, actually .They're fun.
these threads are basically just anons making up fan fiction about how all the sbfp members actually secretly hate each other and stuff like that. you probably shouldn't read too much into it and i'm not surprised liam and you barely post here anymore.
although this is basically the only place where you can get unfiltered discussion about the subject. the something awful thread turned into kind of a hugbox after matt started posting there. i don't mean that him coming there was a bad thing, but people were more ready to come up with criticisms before he came along. now the thread is basically just something awful goons cheering on matt whenever he says something.
He's one of those guys that'll never get fit because he cares more about the attention he wants to get from it than he does about actually getting fit. So when he realised going to the gym was going to require some effort he decided it wasn't worth it. I think he lasted like a week
You know. I hate Let's Players too nowadays.
But Let's Players are no different than talk show hosts, and radio hosts, etc.
Shit Jerry Springer hasn't done shit, and that guy is a millionaire. He just gets inbreded people to fight each other and everyone chants his name.
Youtube/Let's Play, just widely expanded letting people talk about nonsense and get paid.
You guys are gonna do Nep V II, right?
Matt did say he's a giant babby. At least Woolie is keeping up with his boxing.
You cant deny you're back into the Naruto train. I expect of Fisticuffs of UNS4 after Broken Bonds since that shit is pretty looking
Even though Matt is often my least favorite (not because he is not funny per say, reference humor just isn't my cup of tea), I would say I like the dynamic between all the Best Friends.
Matt brings reference humor.
Liam brings more precise appropriate humor but doesn't over-saturate by talking too much.
Pat is more down to earth and adds substance my not joking very much but still keeping the atmosphere light.
And woolie does all of these.
All of them use absurdist humor and referential humor. So its hard to pick apart what makes them each dynamic in that sense. But yeah.
They would just start their own channel or website under a new name.
It would undoubtedly be more successful since Matt is the worst part of the channel.
Plus it would give Matt the freedom to start doing movie reviews full time like he really wants to.
>Actual proof that they read criticism
>Never respond or acknowledge it
Good for them, enjoy those dwindling views and stagnating subs!
Keeping to the status quo of fucking up for weeks at a time and then passive aggressively addressing it on twitter or the podcast as usual, no fucking wonder you guys aren't going anywhere in a decent timeframe.
The amount of hate you guys get here is fucking nuts, but I think some of it is well deserved, especially when it comes to Matt.
I'm wondering if he's just putting up a persona when the mic/camera is on, or if he's just really retarded?
How THE FUCK do you feel about the whole Blazblue FNF shit? Matt admitted that it was a mediocre joke told in a terrible way.
You realize that Blazblue is
not really that bad of a fight game, right?And is also not Guilty Gear which isn't a crime agains humanity?
>NO MORE SOLO LP'S EVER
>Not wanting Pat stares at
It was almost perfect, know what I mean?
The hate mostly came from people caring enough to want better from them, then when ignored it just got worse and worse to the point where its pure unadalterated vitriol at this point.
couple that with how all other communities are hugboxes it just gets worse and worse.
>other communities are hug-boxes
>here we can be autistically nitpicky about shit that don't matter
Some issues brought up are fine, but I feel like some people just like to talk shit, harp on 'e-celebs', or shitpost more than they do actual conversation
Its more like:
>People shit on TBF and shit on the LPers on a personal level
>Woolie shows up
>People internalize what they say could actually hurt somebody, and tone it down
>They realize what they say could hurt somebody, and actively try to hurt them
Upload schedule that is literally all over the place so people don't get invested and stick with it.
Terrible LP choices like FFX and Dangan rompa that bog down the channel
They aren't focusing on Pat being in a majority of them, when he is the main draw(this is undenyable)
Audio fuckups galore, Zero editing effort whatsoever
Liam is bad at his job, sorry dude but thats just how it is.
Those are all truth, they can have them for free. If they actually addressed the issues they might get bigger.
Probably because they keep choosing shitty games to play.
>Final Fantasy X
>Devil's Third (because Liam, really)
And who the fuck said that piece of god awful piece of horseshit, Tormentum, would make a good playthrough?
You're right, and that's the shit part about this place. No filter goes both ways, pure negativity will be a thing along with constructive criticism. You just have to be smart enough to sort it out.
>how all other communities are hugboxes
This really just sounds like you never go anywhere else. Other places can still give criticism and even mean. /v/ is just very suited to getting carried away in the hate, trying to one up itself and even posts going NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER just go along with the rest.
You get to a point where the decent criticism is under so much shit you can't have a good discussion
So why do you guys all love Pat? There isn't a problem with that, i love the fucker too. But why?
The problem is, having spoken with plenty of folks who frequent 4chan over the years (and I'm talking back when the 'ebaums internet war' was fresh), it really feels like a lot of regulars or posters are fucking autistic. Or cynical to the point that they simply won't allow themselves to socialize or interact with people 'normally'.
It's like they feel like they can ever be 'real' with anybody is being as much of an ass about shit as possible.
Kind of off-topic, but who cares it's damn near 3am.
I've been on Reddit, something awful is flat out a gigantic hugbox. Reddit usually puts up with their shit for weeks before they bring up anything and even then its a "I TOTALLY LOVE YOU GUYS, YOU'RE AMAZING but maybe be better at the audio, BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!"
You have to wait around for a "Controversial opinions!" post or a "Constructive criticism" post which come up once every blue moon, and even then you have to word it with some heavy dick-sucking.
It's more because at a point it becomes impossible to discus something you like here as people are so ready to hate, instead of a nice balance. This means people who are positive stop posting or engaging in real discussion as it goes no where but to shouting someone is a cuck. Then Woolie popping up clears that as the way the conversation has gone changes
He's sweet and chill, he underestimates himself but makes an effort and it's really nice to see him excited about stuff as well, he is really the complete opposite of that cunt Matt
I hear ya, and there are still guys like myself that genuinely enjoy their stuff and want them to get better but I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing them make the same fuckups over and over again.
All the Souls LPs would be vastly improved by removing Woolie and adding either Liam for a competent LP or Matt for an incompetent one.
I'd pick Liam because the LP would be finished in a reasonable number of episodes. Matt playing Dark Souls 3 would be their first abandoned LP.
He seems humble to me, like he knows this is a big break for him and he really doesn't want it to go to shit especially since has almost nothing else career wise. Just listen to how much he freaks out when the others joke about limiting the demographic or killing the channel.
So you really made up a boogie man
Also putting a criticism between compliments is a good way to make it stick to someone instead of insentient about how they are the worst now and they need to fire people straight away
Because he's a lovable angry little shit. Guess what /v/ is? An angry little shit. We can relate.
>He and Woolie want child death in games
Based. They aren't afraid of contrarian shit.
>tfw tried to make Pat in FO4 but ended up making Louis C.K. instead
WHY THE FUCK ARE CHARACTER CREATORS SO HARD?
Oh, I know, but this isn't just about 2BF. I mean just /v/ in general.
So much of it is shitposting and feeling the need to doubt everything that discussion becomes ridiculously difficult.
Precisely. The one thing that will never fail in every thread here is the dude frothing out the mouth for some housewife gossip drama, massive change channel is over shit, when it's not even close to happening, because the gig is still fantastic, and our channel continues at the same pace as always. We don't get spikes of viewers, just a slow crawl of people that stick around for a really long time, and that's the most stable thing you can do for a fickle internet career. Shit's awesome, still having fun.
Dead on on the 2nd point too - I'd never want to see /v/ feedback soften like other places because this is the necessary unfiltered mostly negative end of the spectrum. You need it for honest balance in some ways. In the grand scheme, Tumblr is skewed positive, Reddit neutral, 4chan negative, Youtube is chaos, and all together you get a complete picture. You just need thick skin to parse it.
They just aren't really like that. They are people who's favourite games are fighting and character action, they just aren't the type to get super popular but appeal to a certain type of people
How does it feel knowing that Matt will be the downfall of the channel eventually?
Maybe Pat and Woolie will start a decent Matless channel instead, I guess Liam can be there or something
Fuck this thread
Worse: They don't edit out inventory management.
Even Pat had the sense to edit out a bunch of the inventory management in Bloodborne, a much more mechanically simple game.
I guess Matt thinks the most interesting thing in the world is "No dude, you might get better stats with this, but NO NO NO, Look how sick this is, no it's about a +3 difference, no, dude look". This has been at least a few full episodes of just that.
That nigga's laugh is fucking contagious.
>Matt and Pat doing the
>Pat losing his shit during the Ride to Hell LP, with Qui Gon Chi
Every fucking time
And while I can get some of the hate he gets, I still like Matt. He has his misses, but he's still fine. I still feel like he works best with Pat.
Doesn't change how things are, go to any of their posted things and post something negative with no pulled punches and see what happens.
Glad you at least addressed the 2nd point, one thing I will say though, if you hear shit from all of them maybe pay attention to it.
And seriously, this isn't even a hate-filled blinded bullshit thing but seriously consider the schedule. random, crazy uploads do absolutely nothing for you and it actively detracts from what you have going on.
That's LP 101 brother, keep people invested and cycle through shit enough that you gain back those that are leaning away.