>playing an online game with this guy
>making each other laugh
>you find out it's a girl
As expected of a frogposter.
So it was just us to playing
>hey so do you wanna ride in my car
>playing GTA Online
>"Heh heh we should simulate the hooker sex scene in GTA"
Basically she disconnected after that. Wtf is wrong with me
Told her I was in to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You stupid dip-shit.
Go back to /r9k/ and stay ronery.
>playing an online game with this girl
>making each other laugh
>you find out it's a guy
>and yet he calls others underage
>trying to train my voice to sound like a girl when I want to
>mfw I'll be able to go onto counter-strike and make guys think I'm a qt grill
>mfw I'll be able to get gifts from people in love with the fake female me
Have you considered you should treat girls just the same as men?
Which means with respect too, but not like some kind of nature oddity or walking angel on earth.
I have four girl friends on steam and they always tell me about spergs like you sperging out.
Why can't you just act normal?
>meet /v/ person
>actually turns out to be a girl in the UK
>I'm a dirty MURRIKAN
>we chat quite a bit, start to gain romantic feelings to an extent
>suddenly she gets a boyfriend
I would be upset but chances are that shit wouldn't have worked out. I find that as more of a sign that there are those perfect women out there.
Or cuteboys/traps if I wanna go full degenerate
This. All of this. Women are people. Like half of the damn world.
God damn it, this is why so many women who play games never go on voice and never mention it.
Just don't sperg out. (Or actually go 'pls be from L O N D O N'.)
You know at this point I don't know if these kind of people are serious or not anymore.
I just can't fucking tell anymore.
Napolian Dynamite has more game than you. You are spending wayyy too much time on 4chan.
you should suddenly start flirting with her & stalking every online profile she has, create fake accounts to befriend her. ask for fb & finally one fine morning a month from now she'll open her fb and find a 500 word essay confessing your love for her
my 5 speaks the truth
It's been said, but you're a fucking idiot.
Oi sweetcheeks youre taking me out friday 7 oclock to Denny's and youre sucking my boner till it spunks in your mouth then you gotta snowball my jizz forabit while a wank and shoot another load in your gob see you friday babycakes
>end up dating her when she confesses her love to me
>Go to the us for her
>fuck her retarded
>go back home in love
>she breaks up on me
Were dark Times in my life. But i was a fool
9 times out of 10 if you say you want to replicate the hooker sex scene from gta with a girl in the same car as you it just works everytime ive seen it tried it resulted in wet n ready pus
This....time to step away from the keyboard for a bit. The maymays are getting to you. And even if she is a girl the fact it gave you pause means you won't do anything except shitpost about it.
He's lying to get free stuff.
You've been tricked.
Destroy your computer and burn your house down.
i don't know anymore
sure go ahead
you see the problem already, she lives in the usa and i live in fucking oceania
i don't really care though, we're friends and i'm fine with that
it's not like i could afford plane tickets