>playing an online game with this guy >having fun >making

Stop daydreaming.

>>323761151
Give it the fug

>>323761760
What do i say

seriously you're asking /v/ for advice?

I'd say don't change and sperg out just because you found out she was a girl, but what the fuck do I know about women.

>>323762737
I already blew it so it doesn't matter

>>323763005
What did you do

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>>323763005
As expected of a frogposter.

Dumb ass.

>>323763105
So it was just us to playing
>hey so do you wanna ride in my car
>playing GTA Online
>"Sure"
>"Heh heh we should simulate the hooker sex scene in GTA"
>"Uhh waht"

Basically she disconnected after that. Wtf is wrong with me

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>>323763105
Told her I was in to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

>>323763323
What are you? 12?

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>>323763323
You stupid dip-shit.

Go back to /r9k/ and stay ronery.

>>323761151
Yell LONDON as 4chan has taught me.
Also kuso thread.

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>>323761151

>playing an online game with this girl
>having fun
>making each other laugh

>you find out it's a guy

what do

>>323764403
Take a walk on the wild side

>>323761151
yell london at her until she sits on your face

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>>323763323
you idiot

>>323763323
Holy fuck, you're truly autistic

>>323763323
>I will never be this retarded around girls
feels good man
not that I'm getting any anyway lmoa

>>323764651
no mario

>>323764651
no mario

>>323761151
Stop playing girl games, op.

>>323764651
no mario

>>323763323
Welp, that's the dumbest thing I've heard today

>>323761151
Act like you normally do but make her feel good with compliments and shit but don't exaggerate

>>323761151
>OMG IT'S A GRILL

JUST. How old are you cunt? You sound like an absolute chode.

>>323763323
Ahahahahahhaahah

>>323764651
no mario

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>>323765614
>JUST
>absolute chode

>and yet he calls others underage

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>>323761151
>trying to train my voice to sound like a girl when I want to
>mfw I'll be able to go onto counter-strike and make guys think I'm a qt grill
>mfw I'll be able to get gifts from people in love with the fake female me

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>>323761151

>>323764651
No mario

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>>323763323

>>323764651
go ahead

Have you considered you should treat girls just the same as men?

Which means with respect too, but not like some kind of nature oddity or walking angel on earth.

I have four girl friends on steam and they always tell me about spergs like you sperging out.
Why can't you just act normal?

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>meet /v/ person
>actually turns out to be a girl in the UK
>I'm a dirty MURRIKAN
>we chat quite a bit, start to gain romantic feelings to an extent
>suddenly she gets a boyfriend
I would be upset but chances are that shit wouldn't have worked out. I find that as more of a sign that there are those perfect women out there. Or cuteboys/traps if I wanna go full degenerate

>>323769662
There's lots of us around here anon :3
And we'll love you just like a real girl would :3

>>323768379
Just pull adams apple up and back and breathe out a little faster than you normally do.

>>323769707
I'm pretty selective. Post face

>>323769803
I can't, i'm in class posting from a computer that isn't mine.

>>323763323
Jesus fucking God....

>>323764651
no mario

>>323769056
This. All of this. Women are people. Like half of the damn world.

God damn it, this is why so many women who play games never go on voice and never mention it.

Just don't sperg out. (Or actually go 'pls be from L O N D O N'.)

Dumb frogposters.

>>323769847
>not having a phone

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>>323763323
You know at this point I don't know if these kind of people are serious or not anymore.
I just can't fucking tell anymore.

>>323770017
I have a phone but I don't have pictures of me on it. And I fucking loathe browsing on phone, worst thing ever.

Desktop computer or nothing.

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>>323764651
Suck shit Mario

>>323770136
>take picture
>use Clover or install if you haven't already
>find this thread
>post pics
>????
>profit

>>323764651
no mario

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>>323763323
Napolian Dynamite has more game than you. You are spending wayyy too much time on 4chan.

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>>323761151
you should suddenly start flirting with her & stalking every online profile she has, create fake accounts to befriend her. ask for fb & finally one fine morning a month from now she'll open her fb and find a 500 word essay confessing your love for her

my 5 speaks the truth

>>323770969
What a fuckin failure you are.

>>323763323
You're the fucking reason we have to deal with feminist bullshit and sjw

>>323764651
No mario

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>>323763323
It's been said, but you're a fucking idiot.

>>323763323
nice b9 m9

>>323764651
no mario

>>323764651
no Mario

>>323764651
no mario

Act exactly the same as i was acting before because i don't sperg out at the thought of a vagina.

>>323763323
In case yer serious, you are the kind of people that legitimize gals not wanting to play vidja.

get the fuck back to /r9k/ and stay there damit.

>>323764651
no mario

>>323764559
Nice

>>323761151
Tell her you are a girl too and talk about your periods.

>>323768379
>>>/lgbt/
Go away you gross tranny.

>>323764651
no mario

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>>323764651
no mario

>>323763323
lmao nice greentext, mind if I share it with my friends on redchanit? :-)

>>323761151
Ask her if she's in London

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>>323763323
>my soul when

>>323764651
No mario

>>323761961
Oi sweetcheeks youre taking me out friday 7 oclock to Denny's and youre sucking my boner till it spunks in your mouth then you gotta snowball my jizz forabit while a wank and shoot another load in your gob see you friday babycakes

>>323761151
>end up dating her when she confesses her love to me
>Go to the us for her
>fuck her retarded
>go back home in love
>she breaks up on me

Were dark Times in my life. But i was a fool

>>323770563
And you post kendick lamar lol you fucking faggot suck a lead pipe bitch

>>323764651
no mario

>>323764651
no mario

>>323761151
i am in the exact same situation, but i'm not a stupid fucking neckbeard so i haven't fucked up by trying to hit on her

>>323764651
No mario

>>323781808
forgot to add
i've been friends with her for a few years

>>323781808
9 times out of 10 if you say you want to replicate the hooker sex scene from gta with a girl in the same car as you it just works everytime ive seen it tried it resulted in wet n ready pus

>>323781989
problem is she lives in the us
and i'm on the bottom of the fucking earth
have a guess

>>323761709
This....time to step away from the keyboard for a bit. The maymays are getting to you. And even if she is a girl the fact it gave you pause means you won't do anything except shitpost about it.

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>>323761151

He's lying to get free stuff.

You've been tricked.

Destroy your computer and burn your house down.

>>323782048
Antarctica

>>323782610
almost

>>323761151
Continue doing what we were doing. We were having fun, why would it matter?

>>323782660
Near Antarctica ? Where on earth are you anon?

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>>323782843
start by guessing the continent

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>>323768673
you magnificent son of a bitch

>>323782952
Australia?

>>323783003
technically the continent is now called australasia, but yes

>>323765446
No. Make the same jokes that you make with everyone else. She isn't special. The OP is though.

>>323783065
>Australasia

I thought it was Oceania?

>>323783414
i don't know anymore
sure go ahead
you see the problem already, she lives in the usa and i live in fucking oceania
i don't really care though, we're friends and i'm fine with that
it's not like i could afford plane tickets

If she's near me I could be interested but otherwise It would't be that much of a difference

>>323783065
what

>>323763323
i hope this is bait you autistic fuck

>>323764651
no maria