>Designated

>Throwing anus

POO

>>323749045
IN

ITTA PUPU

[DESYNCRONIZATION WARNING]

RAHMEED DID NOT USE A TOILET

>poop in one hand
>curry in the other
>the poop makes you less sick

>>323749205
>[DESYNCRONIZATION WARNING]
>RAHMEED USED A TOILET

>>323748842
>2d side scroller

could have been a classic prince of persia instead

>>323749205
[DESYNCRONIZATION WARNING]
RAHMEED NEVER USED A TOILET

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>TARGET: TOILET WITCH

>>323748842

>good locations in shovelware garbage

>mainline games are all western europe and usa

why

Wait is this real? Wasnt just some days ago where ubisoft said there was not going to be a asscred this year?

>>323750271

>india
>good location

Anyway, it's a reflection on what people care about. Western europe/USA are more important than a bunch of towelheads shitting in streets and genuflecting at cows.

>there will never be a Three Kingdoms Asscreed because the shitty China sidescroller exists

>>323750284
the Chronicles games are just little sidescrollers, there's supposedly not going to be a mainline AssCreed this year.

>>323750271
Learn what shovelware really is. These are cheap and short, but they're inoffensive.

>>323750284
this isn't an actual asscreed title it's a side scroller like that one that took place in china

So why has /pol/ been so aggressive in smearing Indians on /v/ lately?

Something going on in the news I didn't catch, India make America look bad or something?

>>323750284
http://assassinscreed.ubi.com/en-us/games/chronicles/india.aspx

its real

>>323750956
Hating towelheads got old for them

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>>323748842

>we are DIVERSITY dev
>lets give minor budget to this DIVERSITY game
>and huge budget to WHITE GENERIC MAJOR game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8-I-mr4YM

>>323750956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-flP1H-TYQ

>>323750956
>smearing
I love reverse /pol/ posts.

>>323751180
Such a weird country to gnash their teeth at. But /pol/ is full of retarded white-trash pretending to be Germans so......

>>323748842
>Press E use toilet
>DESYNCHRONISED. YOUR ANCESTORS NEVER USED A TOLIET.

>>323751571
kinda sad how everyone on here (and /tv/, /int/ etc) wants to emulate them

I'd like these 2D AC games if they were akin to Castlevania or something, but they're just puzzle platformers.

The puzzles aren't even clever, they're just monotonous.

>>323750956
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

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>>323750584
as opposed to genuflecting at statues, football and sales?

>>323751571
They're not mad at all

They're laughing at how fucking retarded Indians behave.

>>323750584
India would be a far more interesting setting than whatever overused European country they pick next

>>323750956
Isn't that /int/?

And it became a meme because of UNICEF India.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>323750956
It's just a meme from /int/ and is more about India the country than the people

>muh /pol/

Fuck off newshits. Stop giving that shithole credit for based /int/ memes

>>323748842
>try to sneak past guards
>unless you smell like a combination of human feces and curry they will suspect you

Great game.

>>323751828
>>323752141
India has pretty poor literacy; a decent chunk of the country (over 20%) is almost entirely uneducated. Given the history and demographics of the country they're actually doing fairly well for themselves. Political corruption, malnutrition and poverty are far worse problems than shitting in the streets

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>>323748842
>The main villain is a templar who just wants people to stop shitting in the streets and use a toilet instead.
>Assassins argue that Humans should have the freedom to defecate where they want.
>'Assassination' missions are where you have to hunt down various templar targets and shit on them to prove the way of the Indian Assassin creed.
>Goes into that bullshit monologue that the assassin targets always have when you kill them, but instead they just complain about how they're covered in shit before passing out from the stench.
>Synchronized.

>in "post cool settings you'd like to see vidya of" threads ancient and pre colonization india was always a common pick
>in cool weapon threads katars and urumi's were also common
>Now that we actually have a game of that it's all just literal shitposting

/v/ has become a horrific parody of itself.

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>>323752731
I kek'd

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>>323748842
>Literally FarCry 4

>>323748842
I don't understand this meme.

>>323754424
Aussie on /int/ mocks India for it's huge # of folks who shit in the open. Even found a real poo in the loo PSA (to get indians to use toilets) song to mock Indian posters. Butt mad Indian poster says people only shit in designated shitting streets. /int/ explodes as a new meme is born.

>>323750956
>smearing

Kek

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>>323752141
Oh my God Almighty

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>>323749205

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>>323749205

>>323755996
You know, I'd love to see this Poo in the Loo God as a demon in SMT or as a Persona.

Wonder what his moves would be.

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THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE PLANET?

>>323757608
No matter how many times I see this, it never gets any easier to read.

>>323750271
>first game is in middle east
>4 is technically not america but sure

>>323757608
holy fuck what is with these cancerous retards making EVERY other WORD REALLY BIG or SMALL for HI-LARRY-US EMPHASIS

just put all the posts in order fuck
that thing is unreadable

>>323758989

>1st game is middle east
>2nd game is western europe
>3rd game (Brohood) is western europe
>4th game (Revelations) is eastern europe bordering on western asia
>5th game is USA
>6th game is Caribbean/south Atlantic isles
>7th game (Rogue) is more south Atlantic isles
>8th game is western europe
>9th game is western europe

so out of 9 games in the series not counting handheld titles, about half of them are western europe or USA.

>>323753734
>this
>a game of any worth to explore the setting or use the weapons
You are a poor kind of shill.

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>>323752731
kek

>>323748842
Imagine working for Ubisoft and having to go do location studying in India for your game.

>>323749091
LOO

>>323760623
>Someone had to sail across the Ganges river

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>>323748842
Any chance they'll put designated rat temples in the game?

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>>323749205

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I always thought it would be interesting to tell someone they won a vacation on a gameshow, and then they say it's to India.
Just to see how polite they'd be at hiding their blatant disappointment

>>323759426
Go back to your designated shitting streets, Pajeet, we don't need your kind here.

>>323748842
it's pretty baffling to me how a weird game like assassin's creed ended up exploding into a huge franchise with all these little subgames and major releases every year
at the time it just seemed like a polarizing creative one-off type of thing, now it dominates

>>323759441
>7th game (Rogue) is more south Atlantic isles
No.

>They finally blow their load and make a game about Templars
>They release it on last gen only and it's literally a blackflag reskin

why

oh boy another mark of the ninja knockoff

>>323761551
assassin's creed 2 and brotherhood were good, since then it's jumped the shark and is being tortured
it should've died after ac3, even though black flag was good

>>323759441
Fine by me. It wouyld be good if they went back to the middle east though.
But not India, India is shite.

>>323761783
It's on PC too.
Also, it's pretty good to AssCreed standards

>>323762132
Just feels like a waste.
Could have been interesting if they put the effort into it.
At any rate, I'm not playing AC ever again. The one exception being if they do vikings at some point

>>323762448
I'd still watch Fassbender's movie if it doesn't suck.

>>323763652
I'd still suck Fassbender's cock if he couldn't run away from me

>>323764785
He is an attractive man, Anon.

It's a shitty sidescroller.

Why do people talk about this?

>>323764785
Didn't he have a movie where he was naked in bed with Emperor Palpatine

>>323765065
the shitting streets meme is on high presence, and this one had just been released.

>>323765119
Wish he was naked in my mouth dawg.
His penis at least, is what I mean.
Gay sex