I heard this was actually supposed to be a
Prince of Persiagame but, like with Far Cry Primal, Ubisoft decided to rebrand the game with one that's more well known and relevant with current generation.
the mythological, idealized version of India is cool as fuck. elephant gods, tons of arms, brown chicks draped in silk and jewelry with exotic tattoos, turban'd yogis levitating and combing back to life, gorgeous architecture, it could be great. More games should use this setting.
a shame the actual real-life modern-day country, the people included, sucks.
The Russia one is gonna suck balls. Who had the "bright" idea to rip off Schindler's List for the 100th time?
they keep the soil enriched and the bird population fed, what's wrong?
Either with their hand or they don't at all
The Chronicles series (at least the China one) is 100 times better than the main series. For one, you can actually fuck up and die, rather than fuck up and run round the nearest corner.
With water, which is why they go in rivers and at the beach.
They bring water when shitting in the street or in the public shitters, since they dont have running water there.
If on the beach or river, just use what water is there.
You crab a hand of water and rub the shit out of your arse.
Then you clean your hand in the water, and repeat as needed.
If you stay at some low class motel when traveling the fat woman in charge will teach you how, and tell you where to grab a bucket of water from.
Oh, and if you bring paper to white your ass after shitting in the traditional indian way, people may look at you weird, since you are apparently littering by throwing paper around,
>Yfw it is literally, unironically considered bad form to handle foodstuffs in marketplaces in India with your left hand because that's the designated ass-wiping hand
This is sort of true. They do have a designated food handling hand, but I am not sure what the reason for this is.
Also they never share food. Its shocking and offensive, apparently. In the slavlands people ninja from each others plates all the time if you are in friendly company, and we often buy things "for the table", rather than for just one person. Indians didnt get that when I explained.
When the masses of retards stop buying them
I dont know, man. When I was in India I pretty much had massive diarrhea throughout the whole stay. Shit would explode from my ass, and I'd have to wipe a very wide area of skin.
no actually, you're gonna be saving this qt from the gommies
You're white so you weren't adjusted to the diet there. Of course you're gonna have the explosive shits. This squatting method doesn't work with demon shits.
No shit, I forget the name of it, but if you squat just right you can shit and not need to wipe after. Look it up.
>JESUS FUCK HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT I WOULD'VE BUILT A HUNDRED BY MYSELF IN ONE YEAR
Its like you WANT to be plagued by toilet witches.
>yfw you now realize why having your right hand cut off for stealing was such a severe penalty
same thing happened when I was in china, atleast they had bathrooms there but they didn't really have toilets the same way we do in the west, its more a hole that you have to squat over. And they rarely have toilet paper so you just have to carry your own on you. Same thing in regard in slavic countries.
Indians need to wipe, they eat so much curry their shit has the consistence of curry sauce.
Don't ask me how I know this, but lets just say it involves an indian girl I use to work with.
Indians order platters and share food in most North Indian restaurants so I don't know what you're talking about. But there are some who are filthy, greedy motherfuckers.
Source: Indian who lived in Bombay for 3 years before immigrating. I hate Indians and have already changed passport.
In India and some other middle eastern countries they don't have (or at least don't use) toilet paper. They literally use their bare hand to clean out their asses after shitting and rinse it off with a jug, pitcher, or bowl of water that is usually sitting in the bathroom already.
Nah I can see your frustration. Imagine trying to get into this series like twenty years later. Same goes with Kingdom Hearts where like half the story is told in a shitload of spinoffs between 2 and 3 spread across multiple consoles.
Have they solved the mystery of the Goat Tower yet?
i thought /int/ was pulling my leg with this
Some things are best left undiscovered
They've got to stop this. They're going to fucking single handedly create the next great plague if they don't stop. Fuck. I want off this ride. Why was I born on this fucking planet? Is this really the best we get in this universe? FUCK.
Holy fuck, those comments.
>All this is easy to fix, just use violence. China uses the hukou system to keep the poor population from settling in cities, and then uses chengguan to beat the rabble to death. The cities will then look very nice.
So, aside from the horrifying fact that everyone just goes to that river to die, the remaining population lets the wild dogs get a taste for human flesh.
Great. Not only is it a literal shithole/mass grave, you can also get eaten by ravenous dogs.
I wouldn't describe it as a privilege. It's not that they're too poor to build toilets, it's that many of them see indoor toilets as unclean. These people have cell phones and computers and still shit outside.
>mow Indians smear the ball with feces for extra spin
>mfe Indians coming to Australia for the cricket
>JY people believe, this is actually is a good habit. The first benefit is that cases of hemorrhoids are significantly lower;
So, why not just shit, then take a shower and clean your ass out like that?
>Actually, this is exactly how America does it, using violence to beat the Indians [Native Americans] to death, pushing the Asian, African, and poor out into the country, running the poor white people into the surrounding outskirts of the cities. America’s police are even more terrible than China’s chengguan. If you’re within two meters of a police officer, you have to raise your hands, otherwise American police have the right to shoot you dead.
>tfw petroleum tanker flips right in front of him
jesus fucking christ indians are awful