When will it end?

>>323714270
I heard this was actually supposed to be a Prince of Persia game but, like with Far Cry Primal, Ubisoft decided to rebrand the game with one that's more well known and relevant with current generation.

DESIGNATED

>>323714270
the mythological, idealized version of India is cool as fuck. elephant gods, tons of arms, brown chicks draped in silk and jewelry with exotic tattoos, turban'd yogis levitating and combing back to life, gorgeous architecture, it could be great. More games should use this setting.

a shame the actual real-life modern-day country, the people included, sucks.

>>323714270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

I heard in this game, instead of jumping off of tall buildings into piles of straw, you jump into piles of poo.

>>323714461
Damn. That kinda sucks.

>>323714652
Holy shit

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The Russia one is gonna suck balls. Who had the "bright" idea to rip off Schindler's List for the 100th time?

>>323714652
>go to india on vacation, since it has many historical and religious sites
>walk to the beach or the holy rivers
>human shit everywhere

How to become a racist 101.

>>323714270
It looked pretty cool visually in the screenshots. Shame Ubisoft doesn't realize no one wants to juggle their library through multiple digital distribution platforms though.

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>>323714652

>>323716301
God I hate Indians.

They breed like vermin.

>>323716141
>walk to the holy rivers
Come on now, everyone knows the Ganges is basically an open sewer at this point

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>>323716301
they keep the soil enriched and the bird population fed, what's wrong?

>>323716301
how do they wipe tho?

>>323716787
Water.

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>Indians
Not once

>>323716703
>soil
>beach

Anon I...

TAKE THE POO
TO THE LOO

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>>323716787
Either with their hand or they don't at all

>>323716873
salt water or do they bring water? Because I don't see them holding any bottles.

>>323716787
If you ever need to shake a native Indian's hand, never offer your left.

>>323714270
The Chronicles series (at least the China one) is 100 times better than the main series. For one, you can actually fuck up and die, rather than fuck up and run round the nearest corner.

>>323717046
Just salt water.

They clean their asses in the ocean, if they clean.

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>>323717047

>>323716787
With water, which is why they go in rivers and at the beach.

>>323717004
>>323717047
>>323717046
They bring water when shitting in the street or in the public shitters, since they dont have running water there.
If on the beach or river, just use what water is there.

>>323717151
>salt water
>up the poo chute

m8.......

>>323717245
It's no worse than curry

>>323717172
but you cant clean anus with water unless you got an upward stream...

>>323717245
Isnt salt a disinfectant?

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When people stop buying it.

>>323717385
You crab a hand of water and rub the shit out of your arse.
Then you clean your hand in the water, and repeat as needed.

If you stay at some low class motel when traveling the fat woman in charge will teach you how, and tell you where to grab a bucket of water from.
Oh, and if you bring paper to white your ass after shitting in the traditional indian way, people may look at you weird, since you are apparently littering by throwing paper around,

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>Yfw it is literally, unironically considered bad form to handle foodstuffs in marketplaces in India with your left hand because that's the designated ass-wiping hand

>>323714652

>0:55
>all that fucking garbage that's washing up out of the ocean

HOLY FUCK

>>323717489
am I the only one who's autism gets extremely triggered by games with lots of spin-offs
shit gets hard to keep track of

>>323715797
are you gonna be helping the gommies and purging the dissidents?

Now I'm not saying we should nuke India

But is a little napalm too much to ask?

>>323717543
goddamn poo fuckers couldn't even invent a designated wiping cloth, what subhumans...

>>323717568
This is sort of true. They do have a designated food handling hand, but I am not sure what the reason for this is.
Also they never share food. Its shocking and offensive, apparently. In the slavlands people ninja from each others plates all the time if you are in friendly company, and we often buy things "for the table", rather than for just one person. Indians didnt get that when I explained.

>>323717819
I got triggered when they stopped using roman numerals

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Arbaaz my son...

>>323716873
There's actually a way to squat in such a manner where you don't need to wipe.

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>>323718060
...what?

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>>323714270
When the masses of retards stop buying them

So never.

>>323718060
I dont know, man. When I was in India I pretty much had massive diarrhea throughout the whole stay. Shit would explode from my ass, and I'd have to wipe a very wide area of skin.

>>323717894
>but I am not sure what the reason for this is.
because they wipe their ass with their other hand you idiot

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>>323717845
no actually, you're gonna be saving this qt from the gommies

>>323718284
You're white so you weren't adjusted to the diet there. Of course you're gonna have the explosive shits. This squatting method doesn't work with demon shits.
>>323718192
No shit, I forget the name of it, but if you squat just right you can shit and not need to wipe after. Look it up.

>>323718192
So it turns out sitting at the toilet is actually a poor way of shitting, squatting is the natural way to do it and better for you

>>323714652
>lived in the same place for 35 years
>ONLY FOUR PUBLIC TOILETS
JESUS FUCK HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT I WOULD'VE BUILT A HUNDRED BY MYSELF IN ONE YEAR

I might actually buy it, also >>323714652 cured my constipation caused by iron deficiency pills, thanks.

>>323718984
not if the street shitter mafia shut you down... i bet there are some serious gangsters in india who make bank by taking fees for using their designated shitting turfs...

>>323714553
SHITTING

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>>323718984
>JESUS FUCK HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT I WOULD'VE BUILT A HUNDRED BY MYSELF IN ONE YEAR

Its like you WANT to be plagued by toilet witches.

>>323718984

Indian towns and cities grow so fast they largely have no sewage systems. If Indians started making public toilets, it'd essentially end up being a room full of shit.

>>323720787
>Shit witches
>Think its fake
>Indians actually believe it
HOLY FUCK
SUPERPOWER 2020
SPACE PROGRAM

>>323721302
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daayan

Indians are the dumbest motherfuckers.

>Can't poo in the loo because toilet demons will kill me!

When people stop buying

>>323714270
when it stops selling

>>323714461
I wish ubisoft death.

>>323716787
water and your left hand is how the whole world wiped for thousands of years before the chinks invented toilet paper

>>323714652
LITERAL SHITTING PRIVILIGE

>>323721735
>One legend says that a daayan will hold a young man captive until he is old, using him sexually until he dies and joins the spirit world
How is this a bad thing?

>>323714326
IN

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>>323717568
>yfw you now realize why having your right hand cut off for stealing was such a severe penalty

final boss track has been leaked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>323718284
same thing happened when I was in china, atleast they had bathrooms there but they didn't really have toilets the same way we do in the west, its more a hole that you have to squat over. And they rarely have toilet paper so you just have to carry your own on you. Same thing in regard in slavic countries.

>>323722384
If your into scat, then yeah it's not really bad.

>>323716787
if you squat like they do in the video you usually don't need to wipe much if at all (unless you shifted or a wind blew shit across your cheeks or something)

>>323723327

Indians need to wipe, they eat so much curry their shit has the consistence of curry sauce.

Don't ask me how I know this, but lets just say it involves an indian girl I use to work with.

>>323717894
Indians order platters and share food in most North Indian restaurants so I don't know what you're talking about. But there are some who are filthy, greedy motherfuckers.

Source: Indian who lived in Bombay for 3 years before immigrating.I hate Indians and have already changed passport.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts&feature=youtu.be&list=FLGBbRosTKZNEtXr_Zhm6jVA

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>>323716787
>how do they wipe tho?
Seashells.

>>323717568
>>323717894
In India and some other middle eastern countries they don't have (or at least don't use) toilet paper. They literally use their bare hand to clean out their asses after shitting and rinse it off with a jug, pitcher, or bowl of water that is usually sitting in the bathroom already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
why are indians / pakis so sub-human animal filth?

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>>323723707

>>323717819
Nah I can see your frustration. Imagine trying to get into this series like twenty years later. Same goes with Kingdom Hearts where like half the story is told in a shitload of spinoffs between 2 and 3 spread across multiple consoles.

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>>323724475

>>323722429
THE

>>323725632
STREETS

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>>323724475
What the fuck

>>323714652
Holy shit

>>323719881
CREED

>go to Vietnam
>yell out "HEY NGUYEN"
>half of the people turn to look

>>323725632
LOO

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>>323724475

Have they solved the mystery of the Goat Tower yet?

>>323714652
Gandhi didnt die for this

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>>323714652
i thought /int/ was pulling my leg with this

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>>323727724
Some things are best left undiscovered

>>323723762
Rob Schneider's greatest role.

NSFW
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
India is literally a shithole.

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>>323714652
They've got to stop this. They're going to fucking single handedly create the next great plague if they don't stop. Fuck. I want off this ride. Why was I born on this fucking planet? Is this really the best we get in this universe? FUCK.

FUUUUUUUCK.

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>>323718284
This was probably the cause.

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>>323730050
Holy fuck, those comments.

>All this is easy to fix, just use violence. China uses the hukou system to keep the poor population from settling in cities, and then uses chengguan to beat the rabble to death. The cities will then look very nice.

>>323730050
So, aside from the horrifying fact that everyone just goes to that river to die, the remaining population lets the wild dogs get a taste for human flesh.
Great. Not only is it a literal shithole/mass grave, you can also get eaten by ravenous dogs.

>>323716901
Australia is an English colony, not a fair comparison.

Not like Australia's native population aren't subhumans.

>>323714461
Nice meme, but it's not a PoP game because they don't own the PoP license.

>>323733059
>everyone just goes to that river to die
They go there to wash themselves and brush their teeth.

>>323714652
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
That is some extreme courage to walk through that beach in flipflops.

Why is everybody talking about shitting in the streets when that's a modern problem for the most part due to overpopulation and this takes place 300 years in the past?

>>323733453
It's amazing foreigners don't enter that shithole in full hazmat gear.

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>>323730050
Is this an human being?

>Embody Arbaaz
What the fuck kinda name is that

>>323734350
It's meltman.

>>323714652
I wouldn't describe it as a privilege. It's not that they're too poor to build toilets, it's that many of them see indoor toilets as unclean. These people have cell phones and computers and still shit outside.

>>323731985
seems like a solid plan

Has anyone in this sub played through all the ACs?

>>323714589
POO IN LOO

>>323714270
>India game
>it's shit
Figures.

how will you all that parkour stuff when everything is covered in shit?

>>323716901
Hah, was this a Cricket thread?

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memes

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>>323716901

>mow Indians smear the ball with feces for extra spin
>mfe Indians coming to Australia for the cricket

>>323735143
>Sub
Also I've played all the mainline ones up to 3 and enjoyed them all except 3
Brotherhood a best

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>>323735824

These sidescrollers are alright desu, I enjoyed the China one.

>>323716901
Seriously, if your country can't produce a decent hitman in this day and age, there's no point in having that country. That guy gets it. Might as well nuke them all.

>>323721074
instead they have a country full of shit, BRAVO INDIA

>>323714652

>option 1: public toilet shared by 2,000 people that's never been cleaned ever
>option 2: the beach

i'll choose the beach thanks

>>323734671
WITH THE POWER TO

>>323736751
I'd just choose suicide.

>>323723707
This guys comes across as an asshole but this video is enlightening.

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>>323730050
>JY people believe, this is actually is a good habit. The first benefit is that cases of hemorrhoids are significantly lower;

So, why not just shit, then take a shower and clean your ass out like that?

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>>323731985
>Actually, this is exactly how America does it, using violence to beat the Indians [Native Americans] to death, pushing the Asian, African, and poor out into the country, running the poor white people into the surrounding outskirts of the cities. America’s police are even more terrible than China’s chengguan. If you’re within two meters of a police officer, you have to raise your hands, otherwise American police have the right to shoot you dead.

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>>323735143
>this sub

>>323730050
>corpses and shit floating everywhere in the water
>people drink and bath themselves into it

Nope never going to India fuck them

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>>323723707
>tfw petroleum tanker flips right in front of him

jesus fucking christ indians are awful