>Fat enemy >Uses ground slam shockwave attacks

>>323670878
Muscle-fat > lean muscle

Fight me

>>323670957
Whatever fatty

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>darkness enemy
>entangles you

>>323670957
Only ugly people are fat. Thin, tall and lanky is where it's at.

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>>323670957
>mfw there are tons of people who have chicken legs at my gym

I thought not doing legs was just an Internet meme

How can you be so much of a pussy that you don't ever want to do legs? I mean I know it's the hardest part to workout but cmon

>>323670957
see
>>323671006

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>>323671027
>Light based enemy
>Uses blinding attacks

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>>323670878
>fat zombie
>explodes in disgusting vile/throws it up at you

>>323671082
It's not even about it being hard.
It doesn't take heavy lifts not to have chicken legs and yet many curlbros choose to have them.

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>big dude stomps the ground
>deals more damage than when he smashes you with a giant axe

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>Tank (armored vehicle) enemy
>Just sits still, shoots at you only if you walk into its line of sight
>You have to destroy it to progress the story

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>skeleton enemy
>Falls apart after you kill him

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>>323671297
>taking my nephews to the gym because they want to get fit this year
>all they ever want to do is biceps and '''''abs'''''

This is the case for literally every guy when they start out

>Skeleton enemy.
>revives shortly after death.
GreenLexLuthor.jpg

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>>323671468
>skeleton enemy
>Falls apart after you kill him
>pieces together again and revives after a while

>>323671550
I started an all rounded routine and I'm fine with most things, but I really can't manage wide pull ups. It hurts my chest so much.

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>fight boss
>he's 100% resistant to anything but physical damage

>>323670957
This is actually wrong.
Studies have shown that "lean" muscle, or rather base muscle, is pound for pound more useful than the surplus muscle. Basically let's say (pseudo math warning) a male at 170 has 10 pounds of base muscle, and each of those pounds contribute to 10 pounds of lifting each. The bodybuilder at 200 pounds with 25 pounds of muscle isn't lifting at 250 in comparison with those 25 pounds, more like 200. Each extra pound of muscle past a certain point degrades. It's not arguing dex build, but each extra pounds of muscle you gain after a certain point is not as good as the previous pound.

>Unique projectile enemy
>Immune to magic & physical

>>323671550

I can't understand - but I'm fine doing biceps and legs yet abs really hurts me.

I can barely manage even sit ups/crunches either, my body is so weak.

Yet my arms and legs are alright.

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>Masked enemy
>The mask is not the weak point

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>any boss in the game
>resists all status effects, percentage hp damage and instant death effects

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>thin enemy
>spouts diet advice

>>323671853
Sounds like all of Final Fantasy 8. Except the pheonix down trick on that undead boss.

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>>323671929
>weeaboo enemy
>posts chinese cartoon reaction images

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>>323671929
>healthy, moral enemy
>gets enraged if you eat meat in battle

>>323672112
Hitler was a vegetarian though. Jesus christ, why are americans so dumb

>fat enemy
>is really fast

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>female enemy
>does stupid "sexy" moves

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>>323673136
>Female enemy takes damage
>Moans

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>THE VISUAL DESIGNS ARE INDICATIVE OF THE ENEMY'S BEHAVIOUR HOW AWFUL REEEEE

Fuck off.

>>323671663
>bones have physics
>skeleman doesn't revive if you move bones too far apart
>pick up and throw skull each time

Skyrim made it so that skeletons revived without weapons if you took their sword.

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>>323673136
>female enemy
>gets raped when defeated

>>323673509
>skulls have physics when they first fall, but can't be moved after they land
>skeleton enemy is right beside lava
>defeat one and knock skull into lava
>it doesn't kill him

>>323673713
>skeleton revives in the lava
>gets caught in infinite loop

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>>323672112
>Comparing something to Hitler immediately makes it the worst thing possible
>Farm animals are sentient beings
>Shitty wannabe animu artstyle
tumblrtards are truly the worst

>>323674297
>>Farm animals are sentient beings
They most certainly are sentient.

>>323672361
that person is European though retard

>>323670878
>Ocean level
>Ocean Man starts playing

>>323673136
>>>/tumblr/

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>midget enemy
>leaps on your back to attack you
3 spooki 5 mi

>>323674846
They had a legit point

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>farm animals
>they're automatically hostile to you

>>323674535
I mean sentience in the sense that one can think and perceive objects in the way that humans can. The comparison is still shit anyway since the person is comparing human beings to animals bred almost solely to feed people.

>>323671954
why did you single out FF8 when all FF games are guilty of this?

>>323675374
Yeah, if you were born in captivity, it would be OK to eat you too.

This is what ghouls actually believe

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>>323675624
Look, i'm not going to argue philosophy with some random-ass guy on a Buryat crochet board, but humans are on an entirely different level than other animals, so attempting to compare the two is like comparing apples to oranges.

>>323676606
So is comparing civilized, thinking humans like vegans with dumbfuck barbarians who eat meat, rape goats and own firearms.

>>323676782

If you were a real thinking human, you wouldnt be a vegan.

Humans are meant to consume flesh. That's why we have canines and incisors.

The entire concept of tool making was created when humans started cracking open animal bones to get the nutritious marrow.

almost everything that lead to humans becoming humans was because of our love of flesh-eating.

>>323677032
>That's why we have canines and incisors.
You're a fucking retard, holy fuck.

>almost everything that lead to humans becoming humans was because of our love of flesh-eating.
Sure it did. And war was what made all technology. And rape created all genetic diversity. And murder just cleanses the gene pool!

>>323670878
>Fat enemy
>Melee attacks from the front don't work

>>323671208
>Will enemy
>demands you use grapple attacks on him

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>genesis era game
>most fat enemies in beat em ups can blow fire

why was this

>>323671453
Fucking wolfenstein

>fat enemy
>he's only vulnerable when he's tired of chasing you around

>>323677236

To be completely honest, rape did create all genetic diversity,

The human species was originally propogated solely by rape.

There is no such thing as caveman romance.

You'd pop a cavewoman on the head, and then give it to her while she was stunned.

Also, I have never in my life seen a vegan that wasnt sickly looking.

>>323677236
>Sure it did

Uh yeah? You need proteins to be smart, that's why people like you are so stupid.

>>323671663
Rip boner king

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>Giant enemy
>Tries to stomp you in slow motion

>>323677436
>The human species was originally propogated solely by rape.
Apes don't rape much, humans started out as non-rapey apes.

>Also, I have never in my life seen a vegan that wasnt sickly looking.
Because you stay in your basement all day and only look up strawmen on the internet.
There are lots of vegan bodybuilders.

>>323677556
>there are no proteins in plants
>beans don't exist
>soy doesn't exist (in before "le soy le gives you le gyno!")
You fucking retard

>>323677436
>implying they didn't have a strict social order in larger groups. If you're on the top you may get away with something like that (kinda like today), but as a underdog you wouldn't have gotten away with something like that.
Even apes follow social rules.

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>Playing game with controller support using controller
>"press enter"