????

His mind started wandering

I'm tired of looking at this freak's face. Even Brianna Wu is easier on the eyes.

>Turn female streamer
>pretend to have some kind of hand problem
>INSTANT DONATIONS

WORLD RECORDS.

>>323659183
I wouldn't care that he became a girl if he didn't start acting weird to go along with it.

>>323659183
Masquerade violations.

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Twisted by the dark side, young Cosmo has become. The speedrunner you watched set records, gone, he is, consumed by Narcissa.

>>323659183
he became Wanda

>>323659374
Kek

>>323659183
What is up with those teeth?

NOHJ
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You mean Narcissa, right?

as oot any% shifts back to vc-j, my mind wanders to the ess adapters
and to the virtual console, that doesn't crash when gim is performed
and to the old kakariko route, resetting the console to save time
and to the timing method, the arbitrary start and end points
my mind wanders...

to the homebrewed wii, the region freed wad,
to the replacement joystick, to the hori mini pad,
to the rubber band, tape, and grease
my mind wanders...

to the practice, the process, the savestate
to the gameshark, the game saver, the gecko code
to the cheating, the splicing, the policing
the audio waveform
my mind wanders...

to the timer, the inconsistency, the dropped frames
to the bitrate, the capture card, the interlacing
to the emulator, the graphics plugin, the deadzone
the deadzone...

the ess adapters are subtle, invisible, already in use
i see the grand decentralization of it all
my mind wanders...

to the ique player, the fast memory card, the old gamecube laser
to the ps2 disc speed, the sloppy port, the hd remaster
to the pal cartridge, the patched glitch, the japanese text speed
to the turbo controller, the rules
the rules!

all the categories are arbitrary
perhaps marksoupial said it best:
do whatever you want, there are literally no rules

the futility of it all. the statistical waiting game
grinding endless attempts, waiting for the outlier
never enough, suboptimal, improvable
my mind wanders...

to the rng, the frame perfect timing, the human error
to the attempts, the streams, the splits
to the audience, the shit talk, the cliques
the fame
my mind wanders...

to the traveling, the marathons,
sexually harrassed, fleeing, hiding
reclusive, paranoid, getting high
playing smash, destroying my wrists
my mind wanders...

got cucked and lost his mind :(

>>323659263
just report every thread

why do all trannies have fucked up teeth

is it the hormones

>>323659183

MAn he looked like shit when he was a man and she still looks shitty

I mean why would she/he waste money on hormones if he/she couldt get a teeth correction for the money

>>323659557
If you jump at them at the correct angle and hit X in a 2-frame window you can no clip into the world record room

He succumb to the categories.

>>323659374
it's funny but that's the kind of feeling I get out of this.
>"well we lost another one."

this generation is what happens when you tell kids to be themselves and that they're special

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"Uhh hey guys I'm a gurl now and my hands are fxxed donations plz kthx?"

>>323659183
>this image is photoshopped
He's so ugly he has to photoshop his cam pictures.

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>Is a guy
>Hey guys I'm a girl now xD

This shouldn't be allowed.

where is the patreon so we can fund this man

>>323659462

>Didn't even bother to go from Cosmo to Wanda
>Choose Narcissa out of all the god names out there

How can one man fuck up this badly?

>>323659746
>this genereeshun

ok grandpa

>he

>>323659871
fag detected

JUST

Role model for the children.

How long until he commits suicide?

I give it two years.

>>323660854
rollan for chemist

rolling for onion

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>>323660854
ill bite, rollan

>>323659671
kek

>>323660854
chemist pls

>>323660854
rolling for nothing in particular

>>323660854
Cmooon Monk

>>323660854
rolling

>In the future where Gaming is ultra-mainstream and gamer's become world famous the kids of the next-generation will learn all about Narcissa

It's already happening.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissa_Wright

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Why are transtrenders putting so much less effort into being the little girl than crossdressers?
I've seen trap shitpost threads on /v/ that pull it off pretty well while your standard transtrender thinks having long, blue hair is enough.

>>323660854
rollan

>>323659183
He has carpel tunnel and instead of seeing a doctor to get relief for it so he could game again he spent the money on becoming a freak.

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>>323661020
>>323660912
good taste

>>323661093
because the truth is, they don't care about it enough to actually put time and effort into making a difference in their lives if they really want it. Instead, they just wanna get lumped in via a technicality so they can be a part of a minority group.

you know, just like normal trendy fucks. The people who wear glasses without the lenses, because they "like the look" and not because they're really nearsighted.

The people who claim to be good with technology, but only ever play on game consoles and mac laptops.

Once he gets his teeth fixed, a voice operation, and another 2 years of hormone therapy, he'll be pretty hot and probably end up getting a gf. He'll be happy and /v/'s heckling will turn to jealousy.

Friendly reminder that even Brianna Wu got married.

>>323660854
roll ez trips

>>323661292
that explains a lot happening with my friends. A bunch of fucks turning over to something lgbt related just to be "in."

What a fucking disgrace to humanity

>>323659183
>the way he clicks his tongue before every sentence

he's trying so fucking hard to imitate the "ditzy girl" way of talking

somehow that makes his whole trans thing even sadder, that he's so fucking low and pathetic that he's actually trying to sound like a shitty female stereotype

Cosmo is a man because only a man would call himself Narcissa.

You guys are fucking assholes.

>>323660854
test

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>>323661249
Now THIS is the fan art I was waiting for

>>323659649
when you're taking large doses of hormones like estrogen in very large quantities, it can lead to long term effects on your bones (usually starting in fingers and teeth). Female hormone treatment on men has been shown to lead to arthritis, early teeth and hair loss, and faster degeneration of the cornea

>>323659871
>every generation was the same, life was equally shit at all times

No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxAIg_Hv7gU

>>323661296
>Friendly reminder that even Brianna Wu got married.

To someone even worse than him, which is freaking amazing someone that shit exists.

>>323659597
Who?

>>323661505
>using one example of one city
>using footage taken from a time period where media was easier to alter and censor
>falling for the nostalgia meme

kek

>>323660854

rolling

>>323660854
>>323661670

>wanted samurai or oracle
>get samurai

god bless tall girls

>>323660854
Anything but wizard.

>>323661641
>50s
>media was easier to alter
>A-america was North Korea in the 50s

What the fuck is wrong with you , seriously?

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>>323659374
I really wish this didn't hit so close to home.

>>323660854
leggooooooo

>>323660854
Monk, or Dancer

>>323660854
quality thread

>>323661641
Do you really not believe life in America's 50s/60s was better or are you just meming?

>>323661754
>manipulating media = North Korea

What the fuck is wrong with you , seriously?

>>323661746

As a footfag I generally find that asian women have shitty feet on average. They're always too big and the toes are always too bony and retarded looking.

It makes sense that japanese artists are so shit at drawing feet really.

>>323660854
roll

>>323661871
In what world are you living in that in the 60s media was easier to manipulate or that it was more manipulated?

There was a fucking law then that the media was not allowed to lie, they got rid of that law later

>>323660854
ayy lmao

A R B I T R A R Y

>>323660854
Rollingg

>>323661869
you're trying to tell me you grew up in the fucking 50's/60's?

damn, how come someone as old as you is browsing /v/?

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>>323661405
triggered

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>>323661446

>>323662024
you mean a country where the only people who could take video where either media workers or the really rich, couldn't possibly selectively choose what to show to the public who mostly only had radios, and who only ever saw video at the theater? The same country that would literally show propaganda before most movies? yeah, no, it was an innocent time! it was all good back then!

What happened to the chibi nudes?

>>323659183

Those exaggerated mannerisms bother me more than anything else.

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>>323659183
>tfw i can't spot the difference between this and the OP pic

>>323662421
Entire country was fucking rich what is wrong with you? The video was not shot selective, How do you incredible retards not know this?
> The same country that would literally show propaganda before most movies?

Oh boy can't wait to hear this

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>tfw no armpit pussy

>>323660854
hi

>>323662421
News reports were actually far more honest back then than they are now. Not to mention they actually practiced proper journalism. No the 50's weren't some ideal time period in human history, but yes the media was far better back then.

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>>323662635
>Entire country was fucking rich

>>323660854
:V

>>323660854
rolen

>>323660854
Let's do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQlqjONEsKQ

>>323660854
Go

>>323660854
>best girl (Onion Knight) is nigh ungettable

Life sucks

>>323662286
No but seriously, the comment section in that video is fucking disgusting. Is it that hard for you autists to actually have some fucking human compassion?

>>323659614
>the audience, the shit talk, the cliques
this desu

>>323660854
Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

>>323664379
>Enabling sub only mode and shunning your followers and expecting to be treated nicely.
Brought it on himself. 90% of the shit he gets is people shit stirring over that. Most people wouldn't have given a fuck otherwise.

>tfw came out just before the trending stuff and bruce jenner
>tfw going to get lumped in with this stuff

why

>>323664714
because you're just as bad as them

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>>323664379
>disgusting
No, but seriously. Go back to tumblr. He did it to himself with that hideous face, and he deserves all the shit he gets. Stay triggered.

>>323664895
fuck u 2 m8