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>Will be dead before years end
>Still making his shitty Youtube videos instead of traveling the world and enjoying life before he dies
>Just released a video complaining about the Rift being too expensive, this is literally the most important thing he can do with the little time he has left

He's either really dedicated to gaming, or so lazy that he is satisfied rotting in his chair.

>Which one is he?
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The Rift is pretty expensive though. He's not wrong.
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He's raising money to leave for his family.
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at least he's not on anime website talking about someone else's life
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Why do people with Cancer stretch out their lives with painful treatments, instead of dying with dignity?

I bet you TB is still in denial.
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I don't think traveling is a good idea when you're terminal m8

Plus he's probably putting as much out as he can to leave money for his cuckholdress and her son
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>>323644048
Well anon, you can technically recover from cancer but it's a slim and expensive chance.
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>>323644048
If you get cancer we'll see if you still feel that way you fucking faggot
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He does what he likes to do and spends time with people he wants to spend time with. If he doesn't meet your cliched vision and how you think he should spend his time, don't go around bitching. Only makes you look bad here.
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>>323644296
getting cancer is less of an if and more of a when thanks to the advances in medicine
pretty much everyone our age is going to live long enough to get cancer if the western world doesn't collapse
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>>323644515
1/2 chance at most
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>Tfw balls have been kinda hurting constantly for at least a week.
>Had to get an ultra sound or some shit
>Feel like I'm going to throw up from the anxiety waiting for the results causes

I don't want to die yet senpaitachi. This is the worst. I can't even imagine what he's feeling in that shitty situation, that's like a living hell.
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>>323644515

Cardiac arrest still kills more people, and will continue to kill more people than Cancer, as obesity rates increase.
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>>323644593
we're going to have a good chance of living to 90 or even 100 if we make it to 60, by the time we get that far cancer is going to be all but guaranteed
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We're all closer to death with each passing day, OP.
What are you doing with your time?
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>>323643889
MOLE
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>>323644680
faggot
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>>323644680
You either have testicular tortion or you wanged your nuts on something and they are sore.
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>>323644890

Torsion is already pretty much ruled out.

The first doctor I saw who grabbed my nuts said he thinks it could be a cyst that has been agitated or some shit but he isn't sure. I'm fucking scared man.
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>>323644515
bullshit. cancer isn't some inevitability. at least no more than anything else.
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>>323645034
does it hurt on the backside of the nuts more? or just all over?
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>>323643889
His wife doesn't know how to work, and he's been supporting her and her kids this whole time, i imagine he's trying to make as much revenue as possible before he dies for her, and then a few years after she dies I predict her launching some memorial donation to help her and her kids out, reaching out to TB fans.
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I failed you
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>>323645132
huh?
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>>323644680
Hey dude, could be anything. FWIW, you don't feel much pain from ball cancer, the lumps just show up. So it's probably not that.
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>>323645082

Yeah backside on my right. It's a somewhat deep pain and I can't feel any lumps or anything myself.

It's not even that big of a pain. It just feels like I was kicked in the nuts 5 minutes ago where it doesn't really hurt anymore but it's like "yeah I was kicked in the nuts".

It has been getting less painful over the week but it's still there senpai.
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THIS 7 OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER.
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>>323645067
actually it is, we just die of other causes before we get cancer
well unless a way is found to stop genome degradation, but until that happens eventually your cells will reach the point they consistently fuck up enough cancer is all but guaranteed
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>>323644048
Be me,

Had testicular cancer 5 years ago.
Had chemo and radio, fucking horrible process that was probably my worst expierence.

Come out with both my balls and have been cancer free for nearly 3 years now.

Every time i see shit like this i genuinely hope you get cancer and go through what I did so you see how good you feel when not giving up hope pays off.
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>>323645219
Does sound like cysts then. It's not fatal, your doctor will know what to do with a proper diagnosis which he should have soon.

How lon has it been this way?
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>>323645231
no.
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>>323644048
I'm sure that's easy to say when you're not in his position, who would give a shit about "dying with dignity" when all a person wants is to have as much time with their loved ones as possible at any cost.
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>>323645067

Actually you generate cancer cells all the damn time the bosy just is very good at killing them before they kill you.
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>>323645298
is it like being hung over constantly?

sounds terrible.
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>>323643995
>a wife that never had his child
>a wife's son, period

Some family
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>>323645298
I'm sad that it didn't kill you :(
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>>323645324

a week or a bit over. I felt like there were some symptoms leading up to it, where i'd occasionally get a tightness in my nuts or something.

Is it possible to have been caused by, what I guess you'd call, physical truama? Because I feel like if there was a physical cause it could have been the way I masturbated for a long time.
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>>323645357
so I'm assuming you found a solution to the telomere problem?

when are you picking up your nobel prize?
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>>323645575
yo, just remove that telomere shit and you're golden.
now where's my check?
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>>323645541
>masturbated for a long time
Haha probably not, unless you literally got dick stuck in ceiling fan.

Some people just get this stuff, its got a slowish onset of a few days. Just go back to the doctor and they can tell you what to do about it. Take a Tylenol in the meantime and relax.
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>>323644048
>muh honor

Just fuck off Ned Stark seriously.
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>>323645427
Imagine the hangover feeling where your whole body aches and your head is thumping.

Then add the fact tat you just uncontrollably vomit at random times with about 40 seconds warning.

Thats the easiest way to describe it. To be fair my body dealt with Radio very very well and i had hardly any side effects.

Chemo not so well but I met others who had it much much worse.

I also looked like a fucking idiot bald :D

>>323645517
Im sad that you have a tiny penis and have to try an insult others on the internet to make it grow into something your mother would be prod of.
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>>323645735
This
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>got skin cancer
>was supposed to die
>tfw i'm actually sad I didn't
>have to pretend i'm happy in front of my parents
This is weird
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>>323645541
Happened to me twice in the past. It's from over-masturbation. Lay off for a month and try drinking cranberry juice (or use the pill equivalent).
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>>323645896
Don't worry, it will be back in the 5 years window. It always comes back.
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>>323644048
Because cancer isn't and never was a guaranteed death sentence. There have been cases of fourth stage cancers going back into full remission, and it's hard to give up on your own life like that. Maybe you don't have any drive to preserve your life but not everyone is dead inside like you.
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TotalBiscuit is an objective failure as a human being.

>spent a majority of his life as a slovenly narcissistic faux-intellectual who berated everyone around him
>his only passion in life is video games; a shallow, manipulative and effectively doomed media dominated by greed and marketed to the absolute dregs of humanity
>effectively gave himself bowel cancer by inhaling more soda than oxygen, effectively mirroring his cancerous existence
>will spend what little time he has left rotting in the fetid depths of what was once his life's only aspiration
>once he dies his pot-belly swine of a wife will leech off another man; his son is not his own flesh and blood, meaning totalbiscuit didn't even pass on his genes before he croaked

We give Chris-chan a lot of shit, but this guy is practically on the same level. Pity him or laugh, it doesn't matter. He'll die all the same.
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>>323643889
Literally emperor of mankind
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>>323645298
Good job my man.
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>>323643889
>Will be dead before years end
>Still doing what he loves

I dunno, OP. Why don't you play more video games?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPf-8qoKNI4
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Who's next?

Jim Sterling? Boogie?
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Post Yfw when his Zodiac sign is Cancer...
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>>323646007
This
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>>323644680
you've been maturbating too much

it causes your balls to ache, which im pretty sure what youre feeling

protip: stop masturbating and the pain will go away

source: myself (it's happened to me and it went away when i ceased masturbation)

sucks you went to the doctor

now everyone is gonna know you jerk it too much and are gonna be curious what you jerk off to now
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>>323646213
So is Felicia Days
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>>323645298
>testicular cancer
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>>323643889
>He's either really dedicated to gaming, or so lazy that he's satisfied rotting in his chair.
I'd say odds are the guy's probably trying to make as much Youtube paper as possible while he's still alive so he doesn't leave a heap of debt on his family when he inevitably kicks it.

Though even if I were Youtube famous, I'd still travel the world while I was still capable of walking.
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>>323645298
>testicklely cancer

ball ache isnt cancer
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>gets cancer
>still makes music instead of traveling the world and enjoying life before he dies
>just released an album about how he's dying, this is literally the most important thing he can do with the little time he has left

And then he died.
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who here /Chuggaconroy/?
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>>323643889
>perfectly healthy
>still making these shitty threads instead of actually talking about vidya
>just made a thread right now about some faggot complaining about a peripheral, this is literally the most important thing you can do with the time you have left

You're either really dedicated to shitposting, or so lazy that you are satisfied rotting in your chair.

>which one are you?
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>>323646358
>felicia day gets cancer

anon please, you might give me an erection
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>>323646134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crLB9p_JKyw
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>>323645957
My mom had skin cancer like 12 years ago.
Got one spot removed that was pre abnormal a year ago. No cancer since then. It doesnt always have to come back you just have to stay on top of it and dont ignore the fucking moles for 5 years.
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>>323646490
And it was a damn good album, time well spent
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>>323643889

But he didn't complain at all about the price of the Rift, he's pretty much on the side of Oculus.
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>>323645298
>testicular cancer
My friend lost a ball in that particular war. Never forget. Everyone
except you >>323645517

Do yourselve a favor and give your boys a squeeze.
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>>323646885
>mfw my gf gargles my sack often enough that I'm pretty sure she'd notice before I did.
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Maybe he enjoys complaining about the rift, making videos about videogames and doing his job.
Not everybody enjoys travelling the world.
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it's easy to travel the world

just go to google and type in the destination of you choice and download shit tons of ultra hi res images of the place you want to go to
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>>323647018

ordinaries vacate
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>>323647018
Good. Good. Now, does she perform a nightly anus exam too?
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Hes doing his job. You know when people get cancer they don't go out and fulfill their life goals like in movies. The live life normally until they die just like you.
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>>323646007
>Posting worst snake
>Think he has any right to judge anyone.

Off yourself.
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>>323647618
and so called dying with dignity: accepting death is really REALLY fucking difficult because a billion years of evolution have hardwired all creatures to avoid death at all costs, made even harder by the fact our sapience lets us actually appreciate life and even try to conceptualize non-existence

so most people go in some form of either denial or else avoidance, which is perfectly fine, trying to deal with death on a daily basis just gets you insane
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>>323646490
He was making art, not YouTube videos
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>>323647953
He was doing his job
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Total Biscuit is going to have a very violent death. By the end, there is going to be feces, blood, bile spit, urine, and grease everywhere.
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>>323643889
>OP only has one life to live
>he squanders it shitposting on an image board for Japanese animus and video games
>he even made a thread judging someone else for how they're using the precious time they have left
>he has no sense of irony
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he earns so much money from his YT gaming channel while being able to travel the world on it
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>>323643889
>Spending his final years doing what he loves and providing for his wife and son as best he can
>Doing his best to create a more aware consumer base for the hobby he loves
>Unimportant

Meanwhile we're all wasting our lives shitposting in here
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>>323644807
I have a mole in the same place, i cut it out with a knife but it grew back only now its white.
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>>323646885
'_'7 Honk honk
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cancerfags are annoying. second worst after depressionfags. just deal with your shit and shut up about it, no one cares
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>>323643889
>travelling

waow so... exciting ResidentSleeper
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>>323648792
Careful you dont cut yourself on all that edge there Mr 13 year old
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>>323643889
k
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>>323644245
>>323645987
>aggressive liver cancer
>remission
kek
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>>323651440
man I wonder how that must feel
>So we got good news and bad news
>Good news is: your colon is now completely cancer free
>Bad news: its moved to your live
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>>323645435
>who will also die of cancer
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/r/ing that TB's quote pic with Freddy Mercury
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>>323643889

What do you expect? What kind of a moron goes and gets cancer? I mean seriously what kind of a retarded shit tornado scientist do you have to be to get cancers? Fucking idiot.
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>>323644048
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1291570/
shit movie gut gets the message on board easily
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>>323645298
what were the symptoms that made you get yourself checked?
I don't trust web MDs, their symptoms are wayyy too broad.
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>>323643889
At least he isn't posting shitty thread on v
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>>323644048
Edgy, I bet you love Breaking Bad
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hell be fine
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>Rotting in his chair.
Just like the OP.
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>>323646570
great movie.
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>>323652853
How the fuck do we know that?
When the fatass kicks the bucket its all going to be alright children, that guy is seriously toxic to vidya.
KUCK
U
C
K
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>>323653161
>calling someone else toxic.
>double KUCK le meme spout for no reason.
Get cancer and recover
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>>323643889

>being jealous of someone so much that you make daily threads about how much you hate him on a Japanese video game image board

lmao senpai keep giving him those views!
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>>323644048
Dignity is subjective, and everyone dies.
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>>323643889
Don't forget to stab your TB voodoo doll after posting this thread again ;)

E-celeb threads and console war threads need to be banned.
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>>323645541
Do you notice you have gas buildup when the pain is occurring? I have an issue with my small intestine where it presses against the vas deferens and makes my right nut really tender if I eat some bad shit.
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>tb threads every single day
christ you fucks are posessive and obsessed, yet you dont have the energy to play video games despite having all this free fucking time
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>>323646007
>effectively gave himself bowel cancer by inhaling more soda than oxygen, effectively mirroring his cancerous existence

Lelmao
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>>323654360
people like are just sad that hes going to die this year
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>>323654519
>projections
how about you start playing some video games instead of spending half your time on 4chan?
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>>323644680

you might have vericositis or whatever the fuck its called, something with a v.

TLDR its basically swollen veins in your ballsack. Sometimes it goes away by itself. Sometimes pills. Sometimes very minor corrective surgery to drain the problem area.

Its very commonly mistaken for nut cancer by males in their 20s and 30s. Don't freak out anon
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>>323646134
fuck me why can't I remember what that song is from jesus I know I should
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>>323643889
More like he wants to make as much money as he can for his wife and child before he passes, this man is noble.
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>>323643889

You may argue that his family is not a good example of family, but when you love someone you're in a constant state of worry about what will come to them
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>>323655332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0SwlMohRng
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>>323657948
That's the one, thanks m80
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>>323647018

>Thinking grillz are smart enough to know what's cancer and what your balls are.

You done fucked up, brah.
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>>323643980
Houses and Cars are expensive too, whats your point?

$600 is great value for what it is.
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>>323643889
>Still making his shitty Youtube videos instead of traveling the world and enjoying life before he dies
contrary to what Hollywood movies would tell you, you can barely go to the bathroom while undergoing any kind of chemotherapy. His immunity is fucked and he can't even go to the cinema without getting pneumonia or any other kind of disease in the air.
He either beats cancer or he's dead, so making his youtube videos is the about the only thing he can do without compromising his health any further.
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>>323658751
$600 for autism headset? You can be an escapist piece of dogshit without them. Just look at this site.
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>>323645067
Actually it is, eventually your body will fuck up and a cancer will grow. Age and how you treat your body just increase the chance, but it's inevitable.

Same with dementia, it'll happen to everyone eventually, you just gotta hope you die first.
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>>323644245
>expensive

What's it like not having free health care?
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