Come up with a Zelda title that doesn't sound like a deviant art fanfic
Note: most Zelda game use titles that refers to an object or person that's important to the main plot
The Legend of Zelda: The Game That Involves Link Traveling On an Empty World With Chests Here and There and an Enemy Here or There With A Companion That Holds Your Hand And Tells You What To Do and it Everyone Will Hate it But The Game Will Still Win Game of the Year Because Nintendo Can Do No Wrong But Still Has a Chance To Be Good Hopefully And By the Time You Finish Reading This You Will Have Lost The Game
The Legend of Zelda: The Pleasure of the Prostate
The Legend of Zelda: The Man With the Golden Gun
either way hes getting fucked
The legend of Zelda: Mobile phone rights edition
this is probably the most likely title in the thread
Someone do this, now. Pic unrelated.
I actually like it. The shield is always such a key it isn't too farfetch'd to think they could build a mythos around it or design a game based on reflecting or surfing on your shield.
The Legend of Zelda: Hip Hoparina of Rhyme
thought was what are the key elements of a zelda game, at least from the 3D ones. we've had the princess mentioned once, sword once, instrument twice. they've explained the origin of the symbol on the shield, but the shield itself has never been more than 'get through his puzzle with it'
>they make a future Zelda cyberpunk adventure
>they don't use this title