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>Souls style 40k game where you play as an Eldar

GW pls....
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would commit heresy with
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That would have to have much faster and more responsive gameplay than souls though. More like MGR or something.
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>Souls-style
Should be an instant ban
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>>323571567
>Souls style
>Eldar
lolno, give me Bayonetta: Banshee Edition pls
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>>323571567
>play as an Eldar
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>Not wanting platinum or capcom to do an Emperor's Children game.
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>>323572689
Banshees just scream a lot, their style wouldn't be like Bayonetta, not enough flare. A Lilith game on the other hand would be perfect for that. Plus it can contain uplifting messages to children to not use performance enhancing drugs.
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>>323571567
I don't think Eldars have freckles. I don't have any source to back this up, it just seems wrong.
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They already tried making a W40K game, fire warrior, without Space Marine and guess how that went?

W40K needs to stick to being original by having more Space Marine chapters
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>Forcing you to play as a specific race
>Not letting the player pick what race to make their character
>Not including the imperial guard as hard mode
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>>323573476

DEldar in general would work better with game-y mechanics. Growing stronger as you kill in brutal and sadistic ways.
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>>323573626
Wasn't that game just shit?
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>>323571567
>Not about an Imperial guard platoon
>Each one of them dies for real, but there are so many of you that it doesn't matter
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>>323573828
exactly
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>Souls-like X
> X made by Platinum

Which is worse?
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>>323574021
My point is, that it hasn't anything to do with playing a Tau, but just being shit from a gameplay-perspective.
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>>323574158
Souls-like X

Souls style would be terrible for anything that isn't souls.
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>>323573476
You are right, DEldar would fit that much better.
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>>323574158
platinum
atleast souls games are good, and not just 2 hour meme fests
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>>323574243
It wasn't terrible. It was just a horribly bland FPS that could only sell on the merits of "it's 40k".
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>>323574481
And playing a spess muhreen would not have helped it.
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>>323574708
You pretty much do play a Space Marine, he just looks like a Tau. The MC is a shit wrecking machine to the degree that in the novelization they hand-waved it a little by saying that Chaos was lending him power in an effort to corrupt him.
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>>323575020
Shit is unreal, near end game he was eating Chaos Marines for breakfast, duking it out with Demon Princes
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>>323575020
And in Dawn of War two squads of guardsmen can kill an entire squad fo space marines.

They are as strong as the game needs them to be.
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>>323571567
>Souls style
im tired of this meme
>wanting to play Eldar
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>Space Marine style game where you play as a Canoness

make it so
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>>323575497
Sounds hot
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>>323575387
A squad of guard wiping a squad of marines makes it sound more like the tabletop than anything else. Fucking loaded GW dice.
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>>323571567
no Crazy game featuring harlequins
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>>323575439

>we shouldn't take inspiration from the best blade combat in all of gaming
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>WH40k stealth game
>playing as a heretic infiltrating an entire space marine chapter
>suddenly alert
>hear FOR THE EMPEROR everywhere
>bolter shells exploding around you
>terminators charge
>ded
I find this idea fascinating just because things are so deadly in this universe.
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>dark eldar game
>made by the developers of starless
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>>323571567
Since when do eldars look like pretty girls?
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>>323576368
Since draw-fags wanted them to look less alien
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>>323576368
This right here.

Fluff wise Eldar are supposed to crash headfirst into the uncanny valley for humans, since they're supposed to look similar to humans but with every dimension being ever so slightly 'off' that makes the observer queasy.
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>>323573069
Pretty Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjdRtCLoaJ8
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>>323576849
Stupid sexy Eldars.
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>>323571567
>Dem eyes
>Dem freckles
>Dat scar
I'd bring falcons all over her Eldanesh, if you know what I mean.
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>>323571567
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>>323577337
Good luck with that familia.

Mon'keigh is basically the eldar word for nigger.
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>>323577681
Emperor help me...
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>>323577595
Is it now?
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>>323575823
Souls is all about timing, not swordsmanship.
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>>323578248
>guy on the left has retrieved her breastplate and is giving it back
>guy on the right remembers to tuck his shirt in and be presentable

I see no problem with this.
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>>323575020
Which is stupid in itself since Tau doesn't have any connection with the Warp and as DoW shown, any attempts of communication to the Tau by Chaos will just be interpreted by the Tau as static noises.
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>>323578641
Naturally
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>>323578706
>Tau doesn't have any connection with the Warp
They do, it's just very minor. If a human soul is a lamp a tau soul would be a cigarette lighter at best.
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>>323571567
>tfw no game set in the horus heresy
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>>323578706
>any attempts of communication to the Tau by Chaos will just be interpreted by the Tau as static noises

I thought that was pretty stupid, though. He can talk to the godamn Necron with his warp fuckery and then gets BTFO, but the Tau is just completely incompatible? Wouldn't Eliphas know/sense that?
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>>323578248
>>323578851

Isn't an Eldar warrior fast enough to snap their shit if they give her half a chance?
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>>323579168
She clearly wants it.
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>>323579046
You know, I've often wondered about that, since GW is alot more willing to hand out licences for their niche games.
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>>323579168
yes, within the lore anyway. regular Eldar are multitudes faster than guardsmen
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>>323571567
>Souls style
Fuck off you underage retard
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>>323571567
>not wanting a cuhrayzee platinum game with a sister of battle
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>>323578248
>falling for slaneesh
>being this heretic
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>>323575823
those games are made by platinum or capcom
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>"Souls-style"
>"Souls-like"

Instantly into the fucking trash.
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>>323579517
>Its popular so I hate it
Kill Yourself.
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>>323579168
Eldar move so fast that they perceive other races as moving in slow motion.

So I gotta go with this guy>>323579216 that Eldar is playing out a rape fantasy she has with Monkeigh. It's kind of like how white girls want to get BLACKED.
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>>323580364

There's a knife by her left hand.

She's about to wreck those guardsman.
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>>323579651
>cuhrayzee
Fuck off back to reddit
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>>323571567
>Eldar
>playing like a drunken man wading through neck high water
Fuck off Soul's drone.
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>>323571567
So let's get the fedora list compiled
Souls-like
Souls-combat
cuhrayzee
x but by Platinum
x but by From Software
roguelike
Undertale
JoJo
Megaman
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>>323578706
The fluff says they have no connection or very weak at best. GW ignores it's own rules to fit whatever shit they want to make work.
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>>323581878
Implying War hammer isn't as fedora as it gets.
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>>323581878
And the absolute champion of cancer
>it needs a MMO
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>>323579046
But there is. It's just iOS.

>>323579330
Because the entire setting of HH is nowhere near as fluffed out as 40k is, and there is shit you have to do to not contradict with the shit that comes next. HH has huge gaping voids in it's lore.

>>323579415
They're also sexier.
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>>323581878
open world
crafting
procedurally generated
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FOR CHAOS
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>>323571567
If you're elder, I'd expect something like Metal Gear Revengeance.
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>>323582905
>Banshee or Scorpion killing an Imperial Knight like this
>muh boners

https://youtu.be/RypphRK14t8?t=4m26s
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>>323576849
>alien looking eldars look sexier than human looking eldars
Why does god keep punishing me with weird taste?
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>>323571567
>wanting shitty shovelware based on a shitty franchise
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>>323582138
40k MMO would be great thou. Dark Millenium looked great till they dropped it (then that shitty rumour Bioware had got the license, which then switched to Space Marine, entire thing was bullshit).

Eternal Crusade looks like a bigger player count Space Marine MP. Which I don't think is too bad, but it's gotten a lot better since it first was playable.
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>>323584294
Because dick.
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>>323572630
Agreed. All these souls faggots just want the same game with different skins on them
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>>323582710
I want to sodomize Kayoss-chan's tight little butthole.
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Shadow of Mordor style game where you play as DA ORKZ!

W'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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>>323585083
>it's a human-looking eldar pic
I actually feel relief every time this happens.
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>>323585184
Very good.
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When can I expect to fuck a big titted Eldar?
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>MGR paced exploration game set in 40k universe
>Start as imperial guard
>You're going to die
>How you die unlocks other races to play as
>Die to Eldar, can pick an Eldar. Die to Ork, can pick Ork, etc.
>Kill a high value target = move up a rank
>Necrons, Tyranids, Chaos, Adeptus Astartes fightable and playable

Can dream...
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>>323585651
It is a good pain.
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>>323585541
Well the 40k comics always portrayed them as Not!Humans with pointy ears.
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>>323585651
>Y-Yess! Uuuse mai b-butt to pl-please Slaanesh!
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>>323586157
>mfw some faggot made me make a imgur 40k R34 page
>uploaded my folder
>"Sorry, you can only put 150 pictures in one album"

I felt disgust and pride at the same time.
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>M31
>Not siding with Horus

Explain yourselves cucks.
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>>323586157
>Mmmfff UNNNH F-FOR KAYYYOOSSSS
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>>323586074
>mfw their armors are based on rank and not sex
>you could have a male eldar with boobarmor and a female eldar reaper
Why you do this GW?
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>>323586294
LINK
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>>323586327
Well, no. Those are Wyches, which are all female iirc. Howling Banshees are the ones which can be either but are mostly women.
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>>323586420
http://imgur.com/a/pYxT8

Knock yourself out. It's been slightly curated to remove total crap from it, but it's still got a fair bit of bad art.
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>>323586316
>thisaintmyfirstrodeo.remembrancerpict
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>>323571567
>Souls style
worse than "by Platinum games" fags
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I love 40k but god damn I wish their were more grey areas in the universe.

I just can't be some neutral badass who has a Fellowship of the Ring sort of team from all the good races to fight Chaos. I mean fuck, if Empire/Imperials saw me fighting against chaos with a Eldar I'd be shot.

Fucking stupid.
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>No game were you play as a harlequin and tear up some demons will laughing like a mad man
>No game set in the siege of Terra with you fighting and killing your sworn brothers in a murderous, holy rage
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>>323576849
>>323575823
Wow, didnt, know that GW still made pictures that dont look like they found them from deviant art and slapped their trademark on it.
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>>323586074
The masked one kills the other, then takes her mask off and reveals herself to be a captured Sister of Battle, right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering it right.
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>>323586729
I hope there is a Lennon edit of this guy.

>>323586865
Er, yes you can? You do know Rogue Traders are a thing, right?
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>>323586316
>Not on the side the greatest primarch
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>>323587018
Actually I don't. I'm not full on fan but most of the lore I read in /v/ and /tg/ and on the off-side /co/ is just Space Marine and hate for anything else or Imperials. None of the smaller sects or stories.
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>>323586702
Fuck man. Adepta Sororitas have the biggest, roundest, most pert fucking asses. I'd worship those butts were my worship not reserved for the Emprah
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>>323587108
>greatest primarch
>anyone other than Sanguinius
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>>323587108
That's not Angron...
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>>323582398
survival
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>>323586991
But that's exactly what they do. BL admitted they go through DA to look for artists to hire. Essentially on the cheap. It's why you get total dross sometimes cause nobody puts effort into it. Last good art I can remember was Shield of Baal campaign and Harlequin codex.

>>323586995
Can't remember either.
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Nip moot should make /40k/ and ban anyone who posts 40k on other boards.
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>>323574243
you played as a damn grunt in the tau instead of battlesuits making it dull
SM's eldar orks would have been so much better
>crazy ork dakkas
>tripping balls as the eldar with dreams
The last SM game was GOAT and has a new mmo on the way
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>>323587471
>angry ron
>best at anything
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>>323587129
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rogue_Trader

Knock yourself out.

>>323587271
Indeed.
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>>323587616
Fuck off cunt. There's a thousand Smash threads a day. Let us have an occasional 40K thread.
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>>323587616
We already have a board for that, its called /tg/.
Also
>not liking the retardedly over the top grimdarkn awesomeness that is 40k
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>>323587616
fuck you 40k is amazing anyone who says otherwise has zero knowledge of it
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>>323587616
We need /v/irgin blood to please the blood god
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>>323572630
I think the idea is an action/rpg like game where you start out weak with weak gear & an undefined path that makes the game challenging. Unlike most action games where you just spam X while running from point A to point B & never looking back.
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>>323587108
following a faggot which hides from the world
I would rather ride with khan till the end of time
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>>323571567
>Souls style 40k game where you play as an Eldar
I think you mean CUHRAYZEE game where you play as an Eldar/Dark Eldar/ Temple Assassin
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>>323571567
But what it was made by platinum instead???
That would be awesome
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>>323588025
Closest you'll get is Inquisitor: Martyr, which is an ARPG.
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>>323587827
hello reddit
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>>323588109
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>323586623
There are plenty of male wyches. They are just less popular for the arena's.

Gotta repopulate all the lost gladiators somehow.
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>>323587537
The one with the bigger ass always wins.
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>>323588630
Which is why I said "iirc". They're essentially raped to make new guys and dolls.
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>>323585142
Just as bad as Platinum Fags
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>>323576251
it would be shit
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>>323588785
Something like this?
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>>323588109
That's funny, I don't remember Khan looking that orky.
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>>323588521
>40k
>reddit
What led you to that conclusion?
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>>323588926
Those are some big asses
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>>323589013
For you
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>>323588814
>dark eldar
>raped
Nah. Not to mention it literally says right there that are male Hekatarii. You do recall what that rank is, right?

If you want to source me otherwise though, I'll gladly screencap it for future reference.
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>>323588983
Both are meant for kids.
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>>323589013
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>>323589130
Come on, it isn't Dark Eldar if it isn't rape! You know it's a meme, right?

>>323589156
>this is meant for kids

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Daemonculaba

Top kek.
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>>323589156
>kids
>able to afford GW prices, assemble and/or paint models well or play wargames.
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Who are the jews of the Warhammer universe?
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>>323589359
>grimdark energy mixed with mary sue soldiers
wow you sure showed me
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>>323589447
Tie between eldar and Tzeentch.
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>>323589447
Games Workshop
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>>323589541
>green text and buzzwords as an arguement
Wow you sure showed meZ
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>>323589541
Huh-uh. But, I would like to know why you're giving children content like that. I'm pretty sure that's grounds for child abuse.

You're going to jail anon. Prepare your anus.
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Choose your space waifu, /v/. If you could have one 40k girl from any faction/race, who would love you (in her own twisted way) and not wish you any harm, who would it be?

No nids for "secret backdoor into the hivemind" bullshit. Only genestealers at best, you sick fucks.
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>>323589447
Demiurg.

>>323589553
Nope. Demiurg, hands down.
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>>323589765
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>>323589447
Game Workshop is worse that EA itself
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>>323589765
a Callidus Assassin
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>>323589765
Shadowsun. And not animu-fanart Shadowsun either. I want a giant blue Boadicea-ass waifu.
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>>323589765
A /thick/ Tau grill. Needs to have a fat round blue ass for me to worship.

If not that, I would also take a short Adepta Sororita. With a big round ass, but a bit more firm. Just slight jiggle to the wiggle.
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>>323590053
>Game Workshop is worse that EA itself

Yeah. Cause listening to complaints is so totally anti-consumer! How dare they bring back Knight Titans! How dare they add AdMech and Skiitari armies! How dare they release plastic HH stuff! How dare they release HH stuff on FW! How dare they sell their IP to vidya devs more! How dare they bring back specialist games the previous CEO destroyed!

Etc.
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>>323589765

Necron Warriors with female souls, please.
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>>323590306
>>323590329
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>>323590370
Yes, now that kirby is gone it's getting better, but you can't ignore some of the shit they've pulled in the past, GWIDF
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>>323590370
How dare they.. Sue people.
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>>323590278
Is that a polymorphine joke or are you just looking for a girl that is thick, solid, tight, and would probably manage to keep you alive in that universe?
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>>323590410
So, Xun'bakyr?
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>>323571567
>Souls style
I hate anyone that says this, it's gotten worse than "action game by platinum"
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>>323590487
Whatever's the matter, interstellar neighbour?
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>>323590370
>he unironically buys overpriced GW miniatures at their original price
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>>323590647
How dare they protect their IP! We should have games like this made everywhere and it should make the developer tons of cash!

>>323590608
Didn't say that, just said that Kirby was the problem with GW, not GW itself. Kirby is gone now and GW is doing shit it should have done a long time ago, like doing 40% off bundles.
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>>323571567
Can eldar breed with humans?

Just errr curious
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>>323589765
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>>323590868
No? I buy from chinese recasters, or from 3rd parties, or buy 40% off bundles from GW.

Where the fuck did you get that from my comment?

Also...Mantic is literally the only one cheaper than GW. Maybe Perry Bros too. But most 28mm heroic scale sci fi shit is more expensive. Puppets war? More expensive. Maxmini? More expensive. Pig Iron? More expensive. Corvus Belli? More expensive. Privateer Press? More expensive. FFG? More expensive.
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>>323590670
The latter. And the fact that all official art indicates they're quite hot (and if they aren't the polymorine can fix it), and the skin tight body suits.
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>>323590979
Only time it's been mentioned is an old half-Eldar in Rogue Trader. It's never been mentioned since. But since both humans and Eldar are made by the Old Ones, it's possible.
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>>323591165
>But since both humans and Eldar are made by the Old Ones, it's possible.
I'm pretty sure the old ones being involved in human creation has been retconned.
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i dont get it how would you get better armour and weapons?

i doubt an eldar would use a bolter they find on the floor
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>>323590370
>gamesworkshop drones in full defence
jeeeeez

so glad I stopped playing and went to X-Wing. Way more fun.
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>>323591142
Nobody knows if they're skin-tight body suits or part of the assassin herself (or himself in the 1% case). 40k comics shows the suit sort of fading on and off as she transforms.
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>>323591165
Do they have compatibile DNA to humans?
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>>323590868
>he doesn't have a FLGS were you can get the models at least 20% off of GW retail price
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>>323590979
Old sources say yes, but newer editions slowly phased the half-eldar out. Xenology outright stated they were incompatible and described their biology, but Xenology is non-cannon (they gave Tau feet instead of hooves, for example).

It's basically a don't ask, don't tell thing these days. There's nothing official, but that won't stop being form being die-hard certain about their stance.
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>>323589765
Can I have a male eldar please?
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>>323591271
Don't believe so. But, you might be right.

>>323591302
Depending on the author, they do. But since it was Goto, probably best to ignore it. Also, I suspect it'd work just like DoW2.
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>>323591347
Does it matter?
They look like they have skin tight suits on and that's enough for me.
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>>323589765
>tfw your waifu will never hollow out your bones and graft muscle and wings to your back, allowing you to fly
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>>323590370
Do you lie Necron models down again after they get shot? No? Then fuck off.
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>>323591531
Best choice. You'll probably end up dying in the most horrific, painful way but you'll be getting some fucked up crazy sex until then.
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>>323591531
Well, uh, I can certainly tell you that a Succubus wouldn't do that, nor should you ask her to try. That's a a haemonculus thing, and you damn well shouldn't be wanting one of those for a waifu.
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>no 40k game where you can be a sneaky git

Iz not fair!
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>>323591332
Why? X-Wing is literally a completely different game. Just say you never played 40k in the first place. Nobody cares you didn't.

>>323591390
GW kinda avoids any mention of this type of thing and lets the fans decide for themselves. Though in that HH novel, humans and Eldar (Exodites) did live together in harmony and unions, which implied couples between species existed... then three Legions appeared and killed everybody.
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>>323591727
I know but good luck finding a fucking female haemonculus
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>>323591741
>implying that in every 40k game you haven't just been a really sneaky git
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>>323591610
W-what? Why did you reply that to me? That makes no fucking sense to anything I said.

>>323591741
I no dat feel, ya git.
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>TFW Souls combat ruined other games for you
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>>323591827
There's plenty. They just happen to look like that pic (it's their official model). The trick is finding a female haemonculus that isn't ugly as shit with skin made out of leather from all her experiments/resurrections.
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>>323591989
truly the hardest and best game ever memed
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I better question would be why cant be an Ork boy who starts a warband that goes out raiding.

Or maybe a Rogue Trader guy who starts exploring a Space Hulk, ut gets trapped and has find a way out.
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>Hm. I want to make shitty Souls clone
>But with 40k
>What race should I pick?
>Keeping in mind that Souls is slow as hell, I should probab-
>ELDAR!

Yeah nice job fucknuts. You pick the one race in 40k that's speed-based and give it a Souls idea.

You're a retard.

Make like Matt Ward and fuck off.
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>>323571567
40k will never get really good video games because GW thinks it will cut into their table top sales which is failing massively because they are charging too much. That was why we only get a couple games that are good and either nothing else or it sucks shit and its also why you rarely see 40k mods because they don't want competition from anyone competent that will release something better than what GW would be willing to pay for. Worldwide copyright reform so it only lasts 14 years and is retroactive and cannot be renewed when?
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>>323591741
>>323591879
>>323591897
is there somewhere i can read about this? cant find anything about these guys on lexicanum

or is this fanboy made up shit
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>>323591484
No. This is strictly space waifu.

But when it comes to space husbando....
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>>323589765
I want to touch an Eldars ears!
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>>323591271
How was that ever canon? Old fluff was Old ones created a whole lot of races, but then they vanished and a lot of races just sort of evolved, like humans for instance. Eldar looked down on any race that grew from "wild evolution", because whatever makes them feel superior, I guess.

The only thing Old Ones/Necrontyr/C'tan had to do with humans was that apparently the Nightbringer spooked some early mamals so bad that humanity is still afraid of the reaper.
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>>323592330
Look up Blood Axe Kommandos.
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>>323591657
I always figured a relationship with a raider girl might be fun - the ones that live in realspace, not the Dark City. I imagine they work with Rogue Traders and Eldar Raiders semi-regularly.
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>>323592385
i want to touch an eldars neck right before I rip their head clean off for being foul xenos
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>>323591791
>Why? X-Wing is literally a completely different game. Just say you never played 40k in the first place. Nobody cares you didn't.

? I used to live in a house of people who played 40k.

Yeah they are completely different games but they still scratch that table top gaming itch and i'm not getting jewed or have to manage shitty rules while playing it.

I played fantasy a bit too.. until they killed it.
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>>323592283
>its also why you rarely see 40k mods
someone lives under a rock
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>>323571567
I just want a game where you can play as a Space Marine and you get chances to bang Eldar, Dark Eldar, and Tau like the alien sluts they are with the risk of heresy.
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>>323592448
Because at the time of writing, Star Trek was popular and they invented "precursor" races, which was essentially "lol every humanoid alien in the setting was created by another alien god-like race and they all have base DNA and can interbreed and shit". That's why. Plus it was convergent evolution taking to a different level.
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>>323591897
shouldn't those orks be wearing purple if they are tryin to be sneaky?
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>>323592448
>The only thing Old Ones/Necrontyr/C'tan had to do with humans was that apparently the Nightbringer spooked some early mamals so bad that humanity is still afraid of the reaper.
IIRC, the 'crons were also responsible for the pariah gene that causes blanks, but I don't know if that is still canon
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>>323592584
Any 40k mods worth a shit die because they get scared of getting sued to death.
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>>323592282
>implying marines wouldn't look fucking stupid in dark rolls
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>>323592330
Joo neva see us comin
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>>323592582
Well, GW sold armies during Xmas which were 40% off if you had bought the same units individually. 3rd Party sellers are 5%-25% off RRP anyway. Chinese Recasters are like 90% off.
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>>323592332
But I want my ayylmao husbando.

Also what are the possible skin colors of eldars?
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>>323592559
That's pretty rude you know.
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>>323592748
>Implying Eldar wouldn't look stupid doing Souls rolls
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>>323592853
White.
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>>323592675
No, because that's fanon. The fluff states that Blood Axe Kommandos wear loads of different camouflage and it works because they think they're harder to see, so they are. Purple was established as the fan 'sneaky' colour, but it's never stated. Outside of "RED GOES FASTA!" there is no advantage mentioned ANYWHERE in fluff, that any other colour is better. As for the bit I just mentioned bout Blood Axe? That's FFG as well, which is dubious at best.
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>>323592623
>Space Marine
>banging anything
Their homo-lust for the emperor is too strong.
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>>323571567
that boobplate looks painful

i hope she's flat under there
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>>323592883
I see banshees doing it all the time after a power hammer
They go afk or something afterwards but they still do it
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>>323592785
fuck i didn't know about that.

still prob wouldn't have bought anything as I don't play anymore though.
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>>323592861
>purging a xeno
>rude
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>>323592713
No. Pariah's don't exist any more. However Nulls do.
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>>323592853
Bone-white for Craftworlders. Corpse-like for Dark Eldar.
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>>323593026
she's a big girl
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>>323593026
She's fucking qt so probably
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>>323593146
I know the 'cron unit doesn't exist anymore, but I'm pretty sure that the gene that causes blanks/nulls is still called the pariah gene
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>>323593142

Are you chaos space marines?
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>>323593142
Yeah, it's pretty rude.

Just imagine being them for a minute. Looking at things from their perspective. Things like being purged.
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Da humies will neva know!
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>>323592713
I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the old Codex that states that explicitly. Might be that they just found that gene and thought it convenient so they made them Pariahs.

Hmm... Pariahs. Their design in this picture was GOAT. Too bad the minis weren't as cool and their stats really sucked.
Too bad they removed them from the game and the fluff.
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>>323593535
>looking at anything from the xeno's perspective
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
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>Souls style
So with terrible netcode, barely functional MP and broken Chaos Gods and Emperor mechanics?
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>>323592385
>>323575248
>Pointed eartips packed with nerve-endings (Spec: erogenous?)

this pleases me
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>>323592883
Souls characters look stupid doing Souls rolls.
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As all life is born to die, so all men are born to decay. There can be no succour in this world. As the centuries drag past our cultures will fade, just as our bodies waste and our passions cool as the winter of life approaches.

In time our mightiest cities shall crack and crumble, and our lofty ideals shall grow weary and jaded. For what are our achievements if not the follies of pride and ignorance?

All shall be forgotten with the passing of years. There will be no exceptions.

For who amongst us can escape the predations of time? Whom amongst us is beyond the inevitability of decay? That which is young can only grow old. That which is whole and sweet can only shrivel and sour. Nothing is permanent and nothing may remain without blemish. It is the fate of all things that they are bound to time, and time is the twin of decay.

So bend a knee, all of this world. Bend a knee all who would embrace their fate and thereby rise above it. Rise up, give in, surrender yourselves to the master of this world.

Father Nurgle is our sovereign and lord, and whether it be sooner or whether it be later, he will claim all in time.

And so this is how the world shall end; not with fire and tempest, but with the collective sigh of failed passions and lost hope.
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>no large scale 40k game where I can just chill on a Cruiser repairing the millions of pipes & various machines while hoping to get some holy action with any Sisters of Battle boarding the ship
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>>323594318
In 250 years there will be a full body virtual reality 40k galaxy
get "rekt"
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>>323594594

>get "rekt"

I already have been.
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>>323571567
Developers could never make combat graceful enough.
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>Wanting to play as the objectively worst race in 40k

Literally all of the galaxy's current problems are the Eldar's fault, and every time they try to fix those problems they just end up making things worse. Their stupidity has also pissed off humanity - the one other race in the entire galaxy that properly understands the threat of Chaos and would make a strong ally against it - beyond the point of no return. It's a good thing the other races don't know that the Eldar are responsible for Slaanesh, the Eye of Terror, and the Age of Strife, since they'd have even more reason to exterminatus these knife-eared fuck-ups.
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>>323593970
Fuck off, fag. This is Slaanesh territory.
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>>323595138
>clinging to your decaying body and temporary beauty
>worshipping elf cum

the worst
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>>323592332

Is he going to behead her for good luck after this?
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>>323593970

>nurglecucks
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>>323586991
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>>323595392
And nurgle is the result of human vomit.

Thus, as the chaos gods were created by mere mortals, they are not fit to lord over them. Therefore the Emperor is the only logical choice.
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>>323595529
I find Khornates respectful, but aside from that it's spot-on.
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>>323575823
>best blade combat in all of gaming
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>>323595646
Drink your milk so you don't crumble to dust.
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I was never super into 40k but tau are the coolest race imo.
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>>323596152
Weeaboo
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>>323596152
Eldar make for better bait nowadays
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>Sniper Elite: Vindicare
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>>323595529
>Tzeentchian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm2ud36dD-s
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>>323596050
>Drink your milk so you don't crumble to dust
Come again?
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>>323574420
>souls games
>good

Sure if they were ps1 games.
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>>323588785

Except the Sister has a bolt pistol pressed against the Banshee's chest. She is the imminent victor.
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>>323595529

I don't think Nurgle would mind being smelly in this picture.
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>>323596410
>tfw the sacred number of Tzeentch is 9
>tfw even the Beatles worshipped Tzeentch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEhil9juLsI
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>>323571567
40k threads are a fool's errand at this point.
Any concept for a Warhammer game is pawned off to some no-name devs that will do it on the cheap, or it's Deathwing aka NEVER EVER
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>>323596960
9 best number

https://youtu.be/Stw316T0nQg?t=96
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>>323597042
DoW and Space Marine weren't that bad
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>>323595083

The only thing that I will never understand is why the Eldar are so interested in making enemies but they never make allies.

The smarter thing to do in war is to have only one enemy, one front and being surrounded by allies, ask any strategist worth a damn and they will thell you that.

But no, they have this stupid late game plan that will lead them to extincion and every Eldar leader is a dumbass.
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>>323597042
>Warhammer
You mean 40k?
Because there have been some pretty decent Fantasy and Specialist titles out in recent times.
And think of Creative Assembly what you will, but they certainly aren't no name.
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>>323597042
After the total warhammer got announced i got my hopes up, even tho the SEGA jewing DLC is complete trash move.

There might be a chance for another decent dev team to take some war related project in 2016 or 2017, cause the more publicity this IP gets by broader audience, better chances of more competent devs taking the risk of making i believe.
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>>323597042
>Implying Eternal Crusade won't be great
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>>323597491
>got invited to beta
>can't be bothered to play it

There's shitposting to do
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>>323597213
>But no, they have this stupid late game plan that will lead them to extincion and every Eldar leader is a dumbass.
They have to be, or else they would rule the universe again. If they would team-up with the DEldar
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>>323597570
>Beta
>Eternal Crusade
Nigga EC is in Closed Alpha.
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>>323597570
Isnt it founders only, from what i remember few months ago - or you got yourself gifted a pack?

Ps. sure hope so, but requires tons of money thrown at it and hours upon hours of polish to make it what it should be.
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>>323597213
Canonically they're supposed to take the most optimal allegiance because farseers aren't 'clouded' constantly

>>323597623
I think it's path of the ranger that shows eldar hiring some dark eldar bros
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>Elderp

kek, primitive apes
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>>323597623

The Eldar will never EVER rule the galaxy again, there are just to many big fishes out there now. Beside we all know they ruled the thing once and look how that one ended.
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>>323597790
Ye, founders only and you can gift founders packs, too.

I'm in it, and it's fun if you can get past the obvious Alpha flaws.
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>>323597491
>>323597570
I'm in.

The actual gameplay seems pretty solid so far ,considering the stage of development. No real concrete explanation of how the metagame is going to work though.

Basically, don't think of it as an MMO, think of it like Space Marine Multiplayer 2.0.
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>>323597947
>Beside we all know they ruled the thing once and look how that one ended
Well, it was glorious, but the headache was bad.
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>>323597876

Oh yes, the "farseers" called like that because they can only see as far as their own asses.
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>>323598020
Eldar next month.

H O Y P
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>>323594318
>no space station 40k
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>>323597491
>Implying Eternal Crisade won't be great for founders
FTFY
Enjoy the "sidegrades" to help you power through the sunken cost fallacy
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>>323598558
Doubtful man. I'm guessing sometime around start of march or end of march. If not they will only be releasing like a couple of classes instead of 8 that were planned, i believe.
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>>323596236
>assassins operate as close to perfection as one could dream
>players make mistakes

nah, it needs to be an imperial guard sniper
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>>323599050
>close to perfection as one could dream

Sounds like your average video game power trip tbqh
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>>323599012
>>
>souls style game
fucking stop this shit
every single 'souls style game' is just edgy fable
leave the souls games to the japs please
the west literally cannot into good combat systems
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>>323598986
They had their first devstream of the year on Friday. Unless I'm just remembering wrong I was pretty sure they said February.
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>>323598907
kek good thing I'm a founder then, mon-keigh.
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AWAKEN MY EMPEROR
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>>323599050
And a single space marine is supposed to be a match for five ork boys, yet that's not the case in DoW (And in Space Marine it's apparently one marine = 100 orks). You make compromises for the sake of gameplay.
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>>323597882
Go back to sleep granpa
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>>323599012
>No game where you can explore the Noctis Labyrinth
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>>323596236
Sniper
Elite
Pathfinder
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>>323599965

https://youtu.be/RA8uS3n5WMg?t=213
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>>323600475
Get the fuck outta here, xeno scum.

Vindicare best sniper in 40k
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>>323600631
Nah
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Can't wait for dem sexy banshees in EC. Now that they said they're gonna fix heavy weapons, all I need is muh spess elfs and hopefully removing that godawful lockon melee and I can die happy.
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>>323599193
>Sounds like your average video game power trip tbqh

Games that are made to be a power trip do this do it in three ways
>you can't be hurt but it takes time to kill enemies
>you instantly kill enemies but you can be hurt
>the game is a pop-up book

When the above are given in very limited doses it can be somewhat enjoyed or at least tolerated. However people feel truly powerful in games it comes from the game part of it. It happens when skillful interaction with the game evokes feelings of power in the player, without it skill we are just watching the character act powerfully. Seeing a character do something without feeling responsible for it causes a breakdown in the immersion which is the point of video games: we are the character.

This is why press x to win boss fights are so hated.

This is also why imperial guard are the perfect choice for a 40k game, because against the untold horrors of space you are just a normal human, but you hold the line and die standing.
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>>323600631
Pssshh

Nothin' personnel, monkeys
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>>323571567

>why isn't everything a souls game

the most cancerous of cancers
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>>323571567
>Souls
>Not Space Marine but faster and more technical
Fucking soulsfags get the fuck out already
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>>323600953
Sly Marbo is more like a commando. Close quarters ambush is more his style.

Meanwhile...

>Lenas Scard was a Human astrologer. Known to be a progressive and modern thinker, in 003.M38 he was declared a heretic and marked for death as his discoveries were considered a threat to the Imperial Creed. Dispatching the Vindicare Assassin Erasmus Menst to take care of the matter, the sniper hangs upside-down from a relay pipe for six days, awaiting his prey, only to realize that Scard is aware of his pursuit and holed up inside his observatory. Menst abandons the plan and instead climbs to the highest spire of Hive Mendicantus and looks towards the observatory, knowing that the astrologer will eventually gaze the stars with his telescope. The plan works, and Menst is able to send a bullet right through the telescope and into Scard's head.
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>>323601538
>Sly Marbo is more like a commando
Wasn't Marbo the one that shot a sniper bullet that followed the planets curve just to hit some Tau in the face
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>>323601754

hahahahahahaha

holy shit i hope thats true because thats retarded
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>>323601538
Sly Marbo is the best non-enhanced human sniper. Vindicare assassins are still better, but they also have much better gear and training to give them that edge.
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>>323602238
Who's the best unarmed sniper?
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>>323601538
>>323601754
>>323602238
I remember in game he wasn't a sniper, his job was to suddenly appear out of cover at start of one of your turn and go apeshit throwing bombs all over the place.
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>>323602327
Unarmed? Do you mean if they get discovered and attacked in melee?

I'd still say the Vindicare would have the upper hand there. Generally, all the assassins are killing machines, whether they have weapons or not.
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>>323601754
>>323602238
Isn't Sly Marbo the Catachan version of Rambo? I didn't know he was a sniper.
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>>323602779
>>323603019
>As a Catachan native, Sly Marbo is in his element in the jungle, and he is capable of taking on entire enemy forces through his innate skill at jungle and guerrilla warfare. He strikes from seemingly nowhere and disappears back into the dense jungle. He is famous for his excellent sniping skills and is considered to be one of the deadliest Humans in existence.
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>>323571567
That would go directly against how Eldar fight you flaming homosexual.
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eldar are the third worst faction

come at me
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>>323602956
No I mean a sniper that has no gear or training so he doesn't have an edge :^)
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>>323603234
Huh, might as well clone a million of him and win every battle
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Recommend me 40k builds and playstyles, lads.
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>>323603234
I don't mean his backstory, I mean he actual role on the tabletop game.
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>>323603234
>Snikrot and Sly Marbo will never clash in a Predator-esque guerilla battle

Why live?
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>>323573962
>doesn't matter
i want the krieg fags to go
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>>323604049
>He and his Kommandos stripped down to the bare minimum kit so their bodies blended in with the jungle. They began a campaign of terror and psychological warfare that still plagues the Imperial war effort on Armageddon. Snikrot and his crew were still at large at the start of the Third War for Armageddon 50 years later.
>50 YEARS
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>>323579168
Not really, they're fast enough to slightly dodge las shots to let them glance off of their armor, but they cant just run around like saaanic
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>still no imperial guard game
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>>323605651
Good.
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>>323591347
It's a skintight bodysuit. IIRC it's actually applied via spray can or something, I think a book mentioned a Callidus taking a couple of spares as part of her mission gear.
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>>323588871
At least platinum makes more than one kind of action game.
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Banshee game by Platinum, make it happen.
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>>323604663
I think Marbo could take himn. Marbo is canonically one of the deadliest (if not THE deadliest) regular humans in existence and honestly his accomplishments are much crazier than Snikrot's.
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>>323590370
Age of Sigmar
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>What in the seven hells of Chaos are you waiting for? Personal orders from the Emperor himself? When I say take that damned hill, I mean take that damned hill, not damn well stand around and stare at it! I don’t care if there’s fifty L’Huraxi up there. I don’t care if there are fifty thousand L’Huraxi up there! Our orders are to take that hill and I’m going to damn well take that hill even if it means I have to kill every last one of the purple-skinned giants myself. Damn it, follow me, I’ll show you how it’s done. That’s it, get stuck in there. Medic! Stop whining, Brook, you’ve got another damned leg. D’ya think I cried like a damned new-born when I lost my arm? Course I damn well didn’t. I upped and ripped that damned land shark’s damned throat out with my damned teeth! That’s it, Sergeant Reed, give ‘em some Catachan steel. Emperor’s teeth, their blood stinks. Get that heavy flamer into that trench; flush the damned Grox-heads out. That trench, you idiot, not this one! Oh yes, smell those aliens burn. Smells better than breakfast, don’t it? Give me that damn grenade. Do I have to do everything myself? See? That ain’t proper armour like you’d see on an Imperial tank – no it’s flimsy, fall-down-in-a-strong-breeze, I-hope-they-don’t-spit-at-me armour. I didn’t really mean spit at it! You there! Yes you! Pick up Sergeant Creek’s hand. The medics might be able to stick it on him again later. Don’t stop now, you damned work-shy sons of acid-grubs, we’re only damn well halfway up..
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>>323593769
Well said brother and remember "Happiness is a delusion of the weak"
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>>323571567
>aliens that look like humans
I wish this meme would end.
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>>323572630

>Souls-style

Everyone wants a game with that style, but then watch, the market will get over saturated with 'em and everyone will hate "Souls-Style" just like BamHam combat.
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>>323606775
>it’s flimsy, fall-down-in-a-strong-breeze, I-hope-they-don’t-spit-at-me armour.
>I didn’t really mean spit at it!
Gets me every time.
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>>323606853
Canonically, Eldar look a bit more alien than most fanart depicts them. Still pretty human-like, though.
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>>323607395
>he's still at it
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>>323607395
Aren't they supposed to look like tall ultra-perfect humans with 0% body fat?
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>>323607395
Well it's confusing that cat to no end, that little guy looks like he's in shock!
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I really like the Tau and think their armies and their gear look cool as hell.

I wish they didn't trigger Imperium of Man players so hard.
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>>323607395
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>>323599791
FUCKSTODES
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>>323607731
If they get uppity, just give them this.
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>>323571567
I want to commit a heresy
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>>323607973
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>>323608167
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>>323607973
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>>323607973
Is it even possible to do a Gue'vesa Space Marine chapter?
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>>323608156
>purposefully and knowingly committing heresy
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>>323608729
Not without triggering Imperium players, not even kidding.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6cSEI1FLk
>tfw no commisar game or movie
Can you imagine how awesome that shit would be? All these overpowered aliens and elves flying all over the place doing hokey pokey magic fireballs against one dude with a pistol and his squad
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>>323608729
You can do whatever the hell you want. It'll tweak some noses, but there are plenty of non-Chaos renegade chapters out there. Saying that one decided that the Tau was a worthy cause isn't all that absurd.
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>>323608976
I wasn't sure if there was some rule or whatever that would make it not game-legal.
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>>323608729
No.
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>>323608976
You're not allowed to field space marines as part of a Tau army, though.
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>>323609252
You're allowed to take them as allies so you can in fact do it.
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>>323609094
With the current rules, you can make any faction allied with anyone. They made a chart for how the two armies work around each other (by varying degrees of trust).

However, as far as I know, it has to be done through the ally system, along with the stupid mistrust rules. It's the same for modern Chaos and renegades, afaik.
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>>323609616
nice
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>>323609454
Yeah, but then you have to respect the alliance chart, and since Imperium and Tau are desperate allies, the distrust rules will be in effect and that kind of rules out the whole Gue'vesa concept :^)
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>>323609616
It's good to see that Tau and Space Marines got bumped down from 'Battle Brothers' to 'Desperate Allies'. That shit was retarded.
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Eldar are supposed to look really freaky to humans, real uncanny valley style instead of like qt grills
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>>323609616
Desperate allies best allies?
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>>323609912
I suppose but it's better than nothing.
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>>323610147
Nice watermark. Really brings out the colours.
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>>323610147
no no NO
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>>323574349
>they all live in one shitty city
How many dark eldar are there?
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>>323609616
>Orks with fewest "come the apocalypse" match ups
since when did orks make so many friends?
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>>323610147
If a Guardsman put on a fully functioning Tau helmet and used a Tau weapon, would he go from BS3 to BS4?
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>>323609616

Why two chaos?
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>>323610520
Blood Axes have a history of mercenary work.
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>>323610520
Orks (particularly Blood Axes) often do mercenary work for literally anyone who will pay them in guns/ammo/whatever trinkets da Boss wants.
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>>323610604
Because working with daemons, shadows of the gods of chaos made manifest, is a big step up from hanging around their loony fans.
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>>323610486
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>>323610520
Because when it comes down to it, you can talk orks into fighting someone else if you convince them they would be a better fight.
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>>323610358
sorry. you should post yours without the watermark
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>>323610520
Since allying with 'umies/sparkly gits/evil gits can lead to bigger fights, it makes sense to the orks. And if you think about it, the orks do not actually hate anyone, they just love krumpin' gits, and if an alliance opens opportunities to krump more, dat's gud.
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>>323610850

>tau girl pile

aw yeuh
the greater good agrees with this
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>>323590979
No, they can't.
They are friggin aliens.

>>323591165
By that logic, Humans and Orks could also interbreed.
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>>323609616
Eldar and Dark Eldar battle brothers

Seriously?
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>>323610832

I see, Im kinda new to this
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>>323610930
Fuck that, it might summon TIDF from the bowels of whatever shithole he infests these days.
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>>323610992
Humans and Orks actally could make hybrids if Orks were not completely asexual.
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>>323611082
yeah it runs contrary to what we know, but it makes sense if you think about it. They're still the same species with the same enemy, just captured in different circumstances.
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>>323611082
Spot the nigger whose knowledge of the fluff is based on DoW.

CWE and DE are still kin, despite their differences and disagreements. They will rather work with actual people than with a bunch of rabid animals, that they see everyone that is not eldar as.
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REMOVE XENO
REMOVE WEEABOO
ASTARTES STRONG
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>>323611098
Also they're much less sociable seeing as their goal in life is to destroy reality and enslave all mortal life. Mortal chaos followers are mostly just selfish and trying to earn gifts from the gods.
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>>323610395
Commoragh makes the largest Hive Cities imperium has look like ant hills.
So the answer is shitton.
There are way more Dark Eldar than there are Craftworld Eldar.
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>>323611186
No they couldn't.
Orks are part fungus for fuck's sake.
Humans have greater chance of making "hybrids" with god damn oak trees, than with Orks, or the Eldar. They are alien fucking species. The Eldar DNA is part crystal based or some shit, if we go by Xenology.

The only place where human/Xeno hybrids might exist, are in the laboratories of the Haemonculi, as results of twisted experiments.
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>>323611756
Are you saying it's less likely for human to breed with fungi than it is for them to breed with psychic crystal hybrids?
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We require additional xenos.
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>>323611943
The Crystalization upon death is what happens to Farseers due to prolonged warp use. It doesn't effect the other members of the race.
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>>323611943
I'm saying that both are equally unlikely, to the degree that they border on impossible.
Both Orks, and Eldar, are god damn alien in their biology, despite their resemblance to humans (more in the case of the later), so naturally sired "hybrids" are basically impossible.
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>>323612075
No.
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>>323612103
Eldar blood crystallizes.
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>>323612075
No we don't. After all 30k is a far better game than 40k, and it has no xenos
Ergo, xenos ruin everything
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>>323611350
>Wow how dare people discuss videogame knowledge in a videogames board

Go back to /tg/ cupcake
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>>323612075

No worries.
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>>323612580
REMOVE FISH
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>>323612275
After extremely large periods of times that only Farseers achieve. It also has to do with being tune with your craftworld's infinity circuit.
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>>323612190
>>323612469
Don't you want the Greater Good, familia?
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>my dream game is ____ + dark souls
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>>323612486
Don't act so pissy when you get called out on your lack of knowledge m8.
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>>323612939
No.
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>>323612469
>>323612190
>>323612939
>>323612760
Remove everyone but orks
Play Gorkamorka forever!
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>>323603409
who's first and second?
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>>323582710
>Kayoss-chan
i get the impression she smells of shit and blood
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>>323613162
Accurate.
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I don't know very much about 40k but I saw these two at a con a few weeks ago
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There's only one WH40K game character I want to play as, and it's this motherfucker right here.
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>there will never be another good DoW game
>there will never be a series of space marine style games where you play as different races
>there will never be plastic sisters
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Who is the best Retribution commander and why is it Kaptin Bluddflag?
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>>323605651
I can't think of many ways an IG game could work. maybe an MGSV style Catachan game but unless you were like a Kaskrin or Stormtrooper I don't see a game as a regular Guardsman working.
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>>323613403
>set ya git finders to pansy
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>>323612939
>>323613110
Praise the Omnissiah and remove xenos
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>>323613110

Agreed.
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>>323613423
>I can't think of many ways an IG game could work
Same way you make any number of generic WW2 games.
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>>323613329
Pretty cool desu.
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>>323613335
He certianly deserves it.
Nice guy, that Kharn.
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>>323613335
Didn't he realise that turning traitor was a mistake and then went totally off the deep end because he couldn't get out or something like that? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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>>323610147
>Giving out all that tech to Gue'vesa
Pretty sure they get something more similar to their usual imperial armor. At best they get some pulse rifles with most still using lasguns
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>>323613403
>Does entire campaign for a gud fight and a hat.

Bluddflagg has his priorities straight for an Ork.
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>>323613496
Rude!
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>>323613716
You're thinking of Ahriman.
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>>323613505
At least with WW2 games you had some variety of guns. Imperium gets lasgun, plasma gun, longlas, and some kinetic based guns with other arms being heavy weapons. Not nearly as much variety to work with to have a FPS game