Bam Margera's Pro Skater when? It would have way better

>>323537672
He's not even a pro skater.

>>323537672
No. He got fat and is looking more like Don Vito everyday.
>>323537715
He's like no.4 in the world bro.

>>323537793
How are pro skaters ranked? Isn't he street?

wrong one died

I don't think that fat ass could ride a skateboard without it breaking in half

My best friend, Ryan Dunn, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.

My other best friend, Brandon Novak, is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.

Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Payback's a bitch motherfuc

is he still crying at everything like a little bitch

>>323537948
>Earth Rocker

There's a fat joke here.

>>323537672
But I don't want to make my mom angry y destroying her valuables.

>>323537948

what the fuck is this manchild carrying on about

>>323537948
>motherfuc
did he died?

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jesus christ he got fat

>>323538216
Bam got jumped last year at some art show or something

>>323537858
they're not >>323537793 is just bullshitting you.

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>>323537948

>>323537672
looks just like fucking phil

>>323537672
Man he got the chubs lmao.

Bam thinks he is a rapper and makes dubstep now. He goes by the name of FuckFace Unstoppable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vj9V_pX8yw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_WRLWQRWPU

>>323538445
Bam gives off that "I own a Nintendo console" vibe

>>323538236
and edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk

>>323538267

lmao

>tfw you don't have a micropenis like Bam

>>323538445
Holy shit he's trying to speak finnish. The only Finnaboo in the world.

He should have kept his hair long.

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>>323538509
what the fuck. he seemed like a half decent human being at one stage. this is fucking dissapointing

He and Notch are proof that money can't change than manchild you are.

>>323538790

>he seemed like a half decent human being at one stage

When was this?

>>323538830
If anything money usually just makes people even bigger babies.

>>323538995
When he was getting married to that one broad in Philly. He was actually kinda sorta settling down and even though he was still doing stupid shit it seemed like he was for the TV show. Now it looks like he's fucking legitimately insane. If he's not on drugs I'd be shocked.

10 more years and he will be a carbon copy of phil

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>>323537672
>Bam, by the grace of God, is still alive
>Steve-O stopped doing drugs and living a healthy life
>Knoxville went Hollywood but haven't heard of him in forever
>Creepy uncle that touched children is dead
>rip Dunn
>wee man probably doing some midget shit I'm not aware of

PAYBACK'S A BITCH MOTHERFUC

>>323539378
What happened to Pontius? He's the only one I cared about, really.

>>323539213
He's on drugs.

>>323539473
probably turned to porn

>>323539473
He seems to have not been a retard and saved his money.

>>323539581
>>323539626
Should have turned to male stripping tbqh

>>323537672
Why do I see this thread every time I come here?

>>323539378
Knoxville voiced Leo in the Turtles movie.

I used to watch jackass and Bam's shitty show a bunch of years ago. I stopped and never really paid any attention to any of them. Hear that Dunn died obviously.

Now I've been seeing the pic of the fatass around here for a while and now this thread. Can someone do a quick greentext summary of what the fuck happened to him?

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>>323539652
or that. he was pretty good at it.
>mfw remembering how good jackass was
>mfw remembering that skit when they got dude to glue crab infested pubes on his face and get reversed trolled into thinking he was being kidnapped by the taxi driver
good tmies

>>323539378
Weeman owns a chain of restaurants. They're not weeman or jackass themed either. They're just normal restaurants.

He looks more like Ham Margera now.

>>323539473
Probably doing mounds of drugs, saw a "recent" video with him and knoxville IIRC and he had that druggie vibe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_gjeX30QEE

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>>323539779
>>323539839
>>323539626
>once typical 4channers turned into normies
is there still hope for us? are we forever to be known as the anons the world has forgotten?

>>323539839
Like adult sized restaurants?

>>323539817
>mfw remembering that skit when they got dude to glue crab infested pubes on his face and get reversed trolled into thinking he was being kidnapped by the taxi driver
Wasn't that the movie? That guy totally deserved it.

>>323539932
What up with his eyes, he's blinking weird.

>>323539839
>They're not weeman or jackass themed either. They're just normal restaurants.
Chronic Tacos is an American restaurant chain based in San Clemente, California,[1] specializing in Mexican-style food. It uses a third-generation recipe for its tacos and because of the assembly line nature of the preparation process, it has been referred to as a "Mexican Subway".[2]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>323539403
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAAA

>>323538509
That reminds me, Earth Rocker was a pretty good album. Thanks Bam.

>>323539839
>They're not weeman or jackass themed either.

Weeman themed restaurant chain when?

>>323540134
>"Mexican Subway"

Isn't that what Qdoba is?

>>323539932
johnny looks.. hmm
what's a good word to describe him?

>>323540082
Something's wrong with his brain, either from drugs or hitting it too many times
Though to be fair, he never really seemed like the guy in his head was paying rent, so to say

>>323540206
he's 44.

>>323540179
Why would someone want to base a business' theme on your dick?

Would you be able to be an Earth Rocker in it?

>>323540134
>mexican subway
that's clever
>>323540228
maybe that's it.

>>323540240
Weeman didn't get his name from his dick, dude.

>>323540206
I don't think he has ever changed the way he dresses. It's weird seeing the guy looking old, but dressing the same way he did years ago.

>>323539932
Pontius looks like a professional wrestler, I doubt he's doing any drugs.

>>323540206
I love Johnny Knoxville. He seems like a really cool dude.

>>323540460
>Pontius looks like a professional wrestler
He's literally Rob Van Dam.

>>323540460
>pro wrestler
>no drugs
Is this irony
Am I being rused

>>323540490
He made an effort to save Steve-O's life
He's the nicest person alive and he'll punch you in the nuts for a laugh
What a sweetheart

>>323540494
NO FUCKING WAY

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tfw you'll never see the CKY movies for the first time again.

Why even life.

https://youtu.be/WgQ7qOCDFYQ

>>323540635
No not really.

But he looks exactly like him, which is why he looks like a professional wrestler.

>>323540682
brandon dicamillo was the best

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He's more likely to be on the next episode of FLAVORTOWN than make a skater game.

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Remember when people didn't think Bam Margera was a shit?

>>323540820
THUG2 was an infinitely worse game than THUG1.

>>323540820
>hawk and bam were once friends
is it me or does tony seem like a closet dickhead? I don't know why, but I get this feeling that the true hawk is a massive cunt that a lot of skaters hate to be around.

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>>323540739
>he will never rap again

>>323540889
that's just not true

>>323540956
As expected from an overrated vert skater

>>323540982
Yeah, if you're a faggot.

>>323540967
https://youtu.be/EhH9afSvgdM

Oh the memories

>>323540956
Eh, I dunno. When you have everyone telling you you're the greatest and you have video games and shoes and shit I imagine it'd be pretty easy to turn into a dickhead.

>>323540982
THUG2 was awful and AW was even worse

>>323537672
>It would have way better music than THPS

I doubt it. Bam has really shitty taste in music.

THPS had an excellent variety of music from what I can remember.

>>323538445
Fuckface Unstoppable is over, his band is called Earth Rocker now

>>323541051

Good times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De5jItQjT7Q

>>323541051
holy shit
All those years quoting this are flooding back

>>323540956
Watch "All this Mayhem". Fantastic documentary.

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>>323541232
Nigger just stole the name of a Clutch album and made it his band name.

>>323539213
She was good for him and seemed like a lovely girl, then he cheated on her with a load of skanks. THe guys a loser

>>323541238
dat drive through prank

"im gonna shit right her" "UHG .... fucker"

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>>323538445

what the fuck is this garbage

>>323541267
will do

>>323538684
>finnaboo
hahaha

>>323537672
Isn't that what THUG2 was?

I have these DVDs somewhere I know it. Good thing they're all on Youtube

>"It's a new car!" "It's a '96!"

https://youtu.be/CaURpKSIrak

>>323540206
Vaughn

>>323539976
>Jackass crew
>typical 4channers

Yeah, right.

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>>323538445

>>323541624
>pretending you don't like it to fit in

>>323539976
>4channers
the fact that you generalize an entire website as some edgy /b/tards shows you're not even from here

>>323541712

This isn't /mu/.

That shit is hot garbage.

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>>323541747
>4chan
>not 4dgy /b/tards

>>323541747

Just using the term "4channers" is proof enough.

>>323541304
Of course, nothing Bam has ever done is original. He appropriated the HIM symbol as his own ffs

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This thread needs more THUGPRO

https://youtu.be/1BFVxds4GaY

https://youtu.be/EMc7vF-kMaU

>>323539862
I want you to know that I found your post amusing, anon.

>>323539839
>Weeman owns a chain of restaurants. They're not weeman or jackass themed either. They're just normal restaurants.

way to not play to your strengths

>>323542420
i dunno. seems kinda shortsighted.

>>323539815
after dunn died bam fell apart got jumped at an art show baww'd on his blog got fat.

>>323542508
why did he get jumped?

>>323542615
he got set up

>>323542615

because he's a fucking douchebag

>>323542485

The business will probably need a leg up in the years to come if it wants to reach it's potential height

>>323542615
Wouldn't you take the chance?

>>323542684
Low blow, man.

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>>323538445
Hnnnn

>>323538509

>that end scene
>a fucking cut up black coat and walking out of a church

I mean, I had chuuni fantasies too but I never acted on them.

>>323542803

Look man I was just giving you the lowdown, don't get short with me. I'm just saying, keep your ear to the ground

>>323542885
thanks for this

>>323542803
I guess he's pretty SHORT.
Get it, because he's short?
Do I fit in yet?

>>323543035
I had no idea butthurt midgets browsed 4chan. Explains so much.

>>323543035
Embarrassing post.

>>323543035
Manlets, when will they learn

>>323543035
sorry anon. you're too small-time.

>>323543035

You know you can join in right? There's no shortage of puns to make

>>323537948
>Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies.

Awfully uppity for the guy best known for taking golden dildos up the ass over a decade ago.

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>>323543463
>over a decade ago

where does the time go man.

what the fuck.

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oOOooOooooOO
I'm the ghost of Ryan Dunn and I'll haunt this board untill my skatepark is built
ooooOOOoooooOOooooOoOooo

>>323543572

>implying it will ever get dunn

>>323543463

You're forgetting that having more money than people makes you better than them.

>>323543687
That's completely fucking disrespectful and a new low even for a cesspool like this place. I'm fucking dunn with this thread.

>>323543750
Don't get me wrong, I can sympathize with the "I'm on top of the world, who the fuck are you" thing that people with money get often times. It's just that, well, who the fuck is Bam? A guy who never went anywhere with skateboarding, spent most of his life getting the shit kicked out of him for cheap amusement, and sold out hard enough to coast for a few years on a terrible reality show.

I guess the best phrase to describe him is "out of touch". He's forgotten what it's like to be just a somewhat normal guy.

I sure hope the driving section is fun

>>323543687
>>323543860
That's really that clever of a pun because it's been done before already, considering they're literally naming the 4th Jackass movie "We're not Dunn yet"

>>323543893
>when steve-o sold out and made a show it was about taking fucking virgin nerds and improving their self confidence

it's weird how steve-o turned out to be such a good person, and bam turned out to be an asshole his whole existence

>>323543893
>who the fuck is Bam?
nigga I don't think you understand just how big the Jackass movies were in America
every single US teenager knows Bam

>>323537715
he's an earth rocker

>>323544047

It's not weird because Bam has more money.

Money tends to turn people into complete dickheads.

>>323543985
Oh I meant to say "not that clever of a pun", my b

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Get some rest Bam, you look tired.

>>323544080
I don't think you understand how long ago that was. Number Two came out nearly 10 years ago. Hell, Jackass was kinda coasting on its popularity back when I was a teenager. I can't imagine it got a resurgence.

>>323544080
It feels like you don't understand his question was rhetorical.

>>323544226
And 3d was only 5 years ago, and there's a 4th one coming out in 2009.

>>323540682
i didnt think it was possible to be edgier than jackass

>>323544120
>Money tends to turn people into complete dickheads.

Nah, it's just that when complete dickheads get money they no longer feel the need to hide anything, and so you finally see them for what they are.

>>323544135
Looks you should've dunn a better job making your post.

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>>323543035
>complaining about manlets
>do I /fit/ in yet?

fixed that for you, friendo

>>323544268
>there's a 4th one coming out in 2009

No kidding? I thought they were done.

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>>323544268
>and there's a 4th one coming out in 2009.

>>323544268
I meant 4th one's coming in 2019, not 2009.
Also 3D made more than double the money of Number Two, so I dunno why you left that one out.

>In an interview with Steve-O he said, "There is a good chance the gang will get back together." Knoxville has also hinted at the possibilities of another Jackass film coming out in 2019, "We are open to doing another." Bam Margera stated in an interview done in Gothenburg Sweden that they wanted to name the movie: Jackass 4: We're Not Dunn Yet, referring to Ryan Dunn. Series director Jeff Tremaine has suggested he would like to shoot a potential fourth film in Australia.

>>323544434
>>323544457
It's too early for me to try and form proper sentences without fucking up something.

>>323544526
>Jackass 4: We're Not Dunn Yet


AHAHAHA I thought that was a fucking joke..

>>323544526
That's shocking to me. Last time I saw an interview with all of them, Danger Eren looked like my uncle with crow's feet and shit all over the place.

I'm a little concerned for their safety, in fact. Like, can their hips handle it?

>>323537948
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED

WASTED AND WOUNDED

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>>323544663
there's no entertainment like a mid life crisis

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>>323537672
hey guys, remember my song barbie girl?

>>323541267
Is that the one about the Australian drug addicts who were better than Hawk and would have been him if they weren't so fucked up?

>>323544725

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xujYZsuf-S0

I've seen people like this around, pretending they're living in the 80s. It's fucking hilarious.

>>323544848
Yup.
One of the brothers kills a girl and commits suicide

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>tfw you can hear the call

>>323538485
Feckin kek

>>323544190


BBBBWEEEEEEEEEEEE
BBBBWWWEEEEEEE

>>323544839
Cartoon Heroes>>>Barbie Girl

>>323541947
We're all chanadan's here mate

>>323544839
Hahahahaha fookin ell pet

>>323544839
He looks like a hair dresser

>>323544839


I would've thought he'd do porn.

>>323544839
> ken ended up working in a burger van
>barbies sucking some millionaires cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KflAPy8svW0

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