Is this considered socially acceptable? I mean even for a girl I'd imagine that would be considered pretty weird and impolite to just randomly blurt out on some guy having a casual conversation with you.
this isn't cringe, this is good parenting. Consequences should be a very real thing to kids.
My little brother once destroyed a 1200 dollar television I bought with my own money by throwing a controller at it when he did something wrong in Minecraft.
My father bought me a new one, a nicer one, and forced my younger brother to work his ass off every day until he felt like he paid it back.
My younger brother did not stop doing chores for me until I moved out 3 years later. I still have that TV.
The game was good, but god, this just proves how shit the fucking fan base is.
I was in that
/b/thread. It started at like ten dollars and everyone kept bumping the price up impossibly high to prevent the sale because most /b/ posters are still young enough to hold resentment toward parents for parenting.
Well, he did make a good point about the food trolley at least.
Why the fuck is there a food trolley and why the fuck are patients who are hospitalized due to their eating habits allowed to purchase anything from it?
why do people do this
my friend t old me he was cutting himself back in high school and I called him a fucking idiot for it and he stopped talking to me. I mean what the fuck
Sometimes I hate that speak American
>My house is not a fucking chucky cheese
>It doesn't make sense
It obviously worked they bought the shit, these people have no self control, and it isn't because they are fat it's because they have no fucking self control, which is the very reason they are fat to begin with. Making excuses and not addressing the actual mentality of obese people and people who lack self control is exactly what those who can make a profit off of them want.
>"weight loss ward"
How many fat people do you think there are in Britain, exactly, that they would need a Lard Containment Center?
Being oppressed or an underdog has always been cool, having mental illness has been trendy for a long time now, and todays teens have less freedom than ever before but still need a way to rebel and experiment
Obviously, but nigga, it's a hospital, and a ward specifically to help people lose weight. At the aids ward there do they let syphilitic prostitutes roam the halls and inject medicines with used syringes?
We still got the last laugh, maybe next time, fatty foopa.
honestly, I'm not even that fat but I want to go to a weight loss ward (I'm 230 and 5'11") because I feel like I just don't have the self-control and I don't know how to fucking fix it. How do you just get more self-control?
(I'm american anon, I was just trying to be humorous)
if they did that would be a lawsuit and a half and it's entirely different, a better comparison would be to allow drug dealers to operate in a rehab center, which is still mostly illegal but it comes down to self control all the same.
>And I have down syndrom
No matter how many times I see that, I laugh at that part because of how its just blurted out at the last second.
wow, that is awful in a great way
Do kids actually play those girl game things or is it basically some kind of weird fetish for weirdos?
that's been my question for a while too,
>weird fetish for weirdos?
>posts anime pic
At least anime doesn't try to hide what it is.
I don't get why this happened. The game is cool in that it's a mixture between an RPG and a Wario Ware minigame but it isn't really anything special.
For me, LISA deserves more praise than Undertale, though both are good games in their own right.
I don't know which has a more autistic community, Smash Bros. or Undertale.
The same thing happened with FNAF, and it will happen with every single decent indie game that becomes popular as fuck.
because the defilement of beauty and innocence is a fetish that we all have at heart but never admit
I haven't played the game, so I don't know the context in the game, but that seems like a reasonable enough quote to be meaningful to someone who's probably got some depression issues.
>Japanese Culture Expert
Shaming and beatings will make your kids into men instead of cuckolds.
>inb4 butthurt edgeteens
Your parents didn't get raised on flowers and social justice anti-microrejections m8.
>comparing tentacle porn to jacking off to little girls getting spinal surgery and rotten teeth pulled out
NMA is sad, their news archive goes back to when they were hype for Fallout: Van Buren. They had to watch the dream die and then get a resurrection so bad they all wish it stayed dead.
Cringe thread, not rage.
>that fitness trainer had to sit there quietly while that fat whore talked about how active she was and how fit people didn't earn their bodies
He was so close to snapping, you can see it in his face.
>Catgirl slave lusts after master's dick
>Eventually just asks for the dick
>He gives it to her
>"PUSHING HIMSELF ON HER FORCEFULLY"
Its all mental illness, focusing on physical pain distracts yourself from whats going on in your head. I used to be a cutfag but only in places no one can see i.e. my legs
Anyway, people with legitimate mental disorders hate faggots on tumblr that do it just for attention.
>Be an EMT
>last week had this psych chick who managed to get pregnant and having seizures
>has cutting scars and scabs all over her arm
>ask her why she's cutting
>"I'M NOT CUTTING!"
>ask her then what is this shit all over her arm
>"I'M DOING THAT TO PROVE A POINT!"
>Curious, ask her what
>"TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT SUICIDAL AND ITS NOT FOR ATTENTION AND THAT I'M NOT A CUTTER"
>"So you're cutting to prove you're not a cutter..."
>"NO THATS NOT WHY I DO IT YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND"
I've found that if they're still cutting past their teen years, or still holding onto the fact that they were cutters, they're most likely not worth your time.
I don't understand a single word she's saying.
>date a girl
>shows me her scar on her thigh of the last time she cut herself and accidentally hit an artery
I have no idea what she was trying to accomplish but I bailed
Oh and the other thing is that people with mental disorders who have scars will COVER them with tattoos, not draw more attention to them with small ones over them
My old steam account
>Waifu should not be a slut
I'm pretty sure anyone who isn't a kekhold would not want their wife/gf/autisticfictionallover to be a slut
> muh board culture
Every society has a culture that they cling to
> Kukolding is worst fetish
Again, anyone who isn't a kekhold would say that its degenerate.
> Death to faggots who leave 4chan and go to tumblr, etc.
more like "Leave and don't come back" which can happen in many religions today and practically every single religion in the past.
There was a poll not to long ago, 4chan is made up by people who are mostly Agnostic/christian followed by fedoras.
Nah, its just that most people are only aware of the attention seeking ones and aren't aware of the people who actually have issues
because of course, the attention seeking ones are extremely vocal which makes anyone who has legitimate problems look bad.
Nah, you don't know what you're talking about your're just making an observation.
Because in his mind those people don't exist because he only knows of the people that do it for attention.
That is, of course, because they are the ones that make it extremely obvious that they have/do cut.
Oh course they do. Because cutting yourself is equal to a person questioning his suicide would make the world a better place after he killed an innocent.
Song still fucking rocks though.
More like tell them a story that they have rehearsed in their head a million times. People who cut will eventually tell their significant others what they are, but that isn't degenerate its just being an honest person to the one you love. What IS degenerate is making sure that EVERYONE knows.
This person is just the biggest fucking pussy imaginable.
I can actually imagine them physically crying over this shit and questioning how the world can be so cruel.
He made a thread about it and got banned.
He also linked to a feminist blog about how BDSM is wrong or something in that thread iirc.
He also accepts that both genders enjoy being dominated but believes that women only enjoy being dominated because we live in a patriarchal society or something, dude's a fucking pussy ass white knighting idiot.
Except it doesn't get him anywhere because he made a thread about how he'd rather just live in a virtual world. Maybe because he thinks he can program a woman to like him (or would that be RAPE??)
same thing as with dark souls, all threads were hijacked by fanboys of the game
I don't care for undertale, I had never heard about it, and I still have hatred and disdain for it and its fans because of the way they post here
I have a Beyblade story myself
>Be autistic 17 year old
>My school has a Junior high attached in the same campus
>See like 11 year olds playing Beyblade
>Realize I can "impress the girls" by beating these kids
>Go up to them, ask if I can play
>Pull out my green heavy beyblade
>"Scream out LET IT RIP" at the top of my voice, everyone turns around and looks at me going "what the fuck was that"
>I pull on the fucking rip cord so hard my Beyblade flies out at the fucking speed of sound and ricochets off all 3 other beyblades sending them flying out of the arena
>pick up their beyblades and pocket them
>Kids are like, "hey what are you doing"
>I say in the coolest voice I put on copying Sasuke's from Naruto's voice "if you don't like to get burnt, don't play with fire"
>Kid starts crying
>I spin 540, throw my jacket over my shoulder and tip my fedora over my eyes trying to look as cool as possible
>I strut away like the fucking fonze, going "EH!!!!" and click point at girls while kids are behind me crying that a senior just stole their beyblades.
I honestly want to murder my teenage self. Holy fucking shit this is the biggest thing I'm ashamed of in my life, everything about this story is 100% true. I seriously can't believe how much of a douche I am
>Go to brothel
>All the girls have cutting scars out the wazoo and track marks.
Ruins my fantasy every time.
the difference is that fnaf is actually shit
The food trolley is outsourced and they go through all the wards of the hospital. Why should some poor fuck with cancer not be allowed to choose junk food because fat fuck here has no self control.
>Calling other people losers
>Being so weak as to need to cut yourself
Holy shit dude you're fucking pathetic, you can't even kill yourself properly. Just know you'll never amount to anything in life, you will constantly be looked down upon for being a weak being who needs to lash out at their own body. Enjoy your no future.
>that second one who scream "call the police" and then immediately realized what he said
>theyre all faggots
>Screaming "police brutality" "i do not consent"
>like as if that makes a fucking difference
these faggot ass bitches that all think theyre above the law, and you can just tell they are just fucking waiting to whip out their phone cameras.
holy shit people suck so bad
and the real problem is that fucking shit like this is what makes police brutal, and what makes laws harsher.
like what the fuck do you think is going to happen if the police no longer can even speak to potential criminals?
>a) remove all police forces
>b)allow police forces more rights over citizens than they already have so they can actually do their job properly
fucking cunts the whole lot of them
people like this destroy the world we live in and steal valuable oxygen
I do it from time to time. It's an out when I feel extremely depressed. I guess the endorphines or the adrenaline that are released when cutting help. I only cut in places that aren't immediately visible though and I hide them as good as I can, ie won't run around shirtless in front of my flatmates.
I don't know why you'd show the scars off or cut in visible places.
I too have a beyblade story
>mum upstairs in the bath and I'm fiddling with my beyblade
>nobody else in the house
>there's a fucking thief in my house
>get this crazy idea in my head that I should go down and launch a beyblade into his face
>shouting "LET IT RIP"
>I pass out due to fear
>come to around 10 seconds later
>feel resolved in my decision
>the thief has already left
>only stole about £15 from my mum's wallet
I can only imagine what would have happened if I had actually gone down and launched a beyblade into a thief's face.
Good thing I fainted
Are you niggers fucking serious? I live in a European country with free healthcare and this makes me livid. Yes, the fastfood trolley is beyond retarded, but the fat bastard could just, like, not fucking order any junkfood?
Also, his mentality of "it's not costing me 250 pounds, but the state" is retarded and parasitic. If he doesn't to lose weight, how about he fucks off from the hospital and dies a quick death?
NO HE DOES NOT HAVE A FUCKING POINT
THIS FAT WORTHLESS NIGGER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE NHS = PUBLIC MONEY = EVERYONE IS PAYING FOR HIS WORTHLESS FUCKING EXISTENCE
I'M NOT EVEN A BRITKEK BUT HOLY FUCK I'M MAD
HITLER WAS RIGHT
I too have a beyblade story
>break into some random house
>wander round for a bit look at the nice stuff
>eat some cereal
>some twerp just passed out and shat himself while playing with his beyblade
>his mums in the bath upstairs
>"ello luv, you alrigh'?"
>works everytime, like a fookin charm
>after working her twat with the beyblade for solid 20 minutes I start smashing the pussy
>walk out an hour later after puttin the lass in a sex coma
>kid still there
>put the beyblade back where I found it
>take 15 quid for the cab home
I too have a beyblade story
>some kid is playing with me
>suddenly kid falls down
>suddenly intruder comes in
>starts manhandling me
>puts me somewhere else
>never played with again
>As though you can just not consent to getting arrested
You can though, you just have to not consent really hard, or fast or with a gun. Or a combination of all 3. But if you wanna stay free till the day you die you probably gotta bite the bullet.
>"you magnificent bastard"
>making le epic screencap and posting it in the same thread moments after it was posted
i want reddit to leave
actually, belay that.
ill just leave this shithole
it's a repost of an old post you retards
It was from a while ago.
He lost literally one match and got dramatic about it over twitter and Reddit crying for pity.
It's cringey since it's all over losing a match in a video game.
>Peanut butter, jelly, and hedgehog buttocks sandwich
its from old puzzle games like ape escape or "exit"
it stands for "exit points" meaning the amount of points you made by the time you got to the exit of the game.
like the quicker you solve the puzzle the more points.
like the timer in smb adds to your points at the end.
i've heard people do it to release stress and tension. apparently it helps to relieve a sense of nihilism or entropy or some shit to feel an extreme sensation
did you ask your friend why they were at that shit or did you resort to name calling right away?
>Nigger doesn't know how Japanese Porn works
ex gf said she did it because she wanted to be punished for existing.
people who cut are god damn retarded, the lot of them
good work anon, never date crazy
my ex was batshit insane (was beaten heavily as a kid) and she was a cutter/suicidal etc. Wish i bailed sooner, but the pain they bring you and misery is just not worth it.
I was wondering too
Kids in my country play DS or maybe their phone, if any vidya-related thing at all.
Sometimes I wonder what kind of parents let kids play "Frozen: Elsa Dentist"
Freud called it the death drive. Equally as we have a drive towards creating and extending life, we have a drive that makes us want to kill things, including ourself. That's why you do stupid shit that recklessly puts your life in danger like smoking and drinking. Secretly, the idea that it's killing you is what you want
Some people do it on the inner thighs and the chest, places people won't ever see. Your imagination isn't a fuckin person. I'm not saying everyone does it out of a genuine drive towards self harm but some people do
Do these people not realise that you look sketchy as fuck if the Police ask you to show them some ID and you just flip out and start acting all evasive?
Apparently one of this guy's friends died while trying to lift weight.
I swear to god, I don't know if it's fake or not judging from the shit he uploaded after that one.
a bit but animal abuse is a bait i'll always bite, fuck that shit
I think there's one with a Psycho Mantis stamped corset.
I can search for it, if you wanna.
I gave myself a few nasty scars when I was suicidally depressed last year. Really stupid and I still have no idea how I'll deal with people's reactions for the rest of my life. At least I'll always have long sleeves.
As much as I wanted someone to see the cuts I made in order to validate my suffering or whatever, I was really careful to hide the marks until a year after I stopped, when I confessed to my sister. Now I don't even bother hiding them around family or if I'm running errands in public. No one has ever said anything.
I can't really tell you why I did it. It felt good, I guess. There was a kind of rush to it, and a detachment. It separated me from myself and my perceived problems. There was a ritual to it, and I guess I also hoped that I could work up the courage to kill myself by cutting deeper and deeper every day. I got pretty deep, but I know now that I don't have the guts to kill myself by slicing my wrists. Maybe that's a good thing, maybe that's a bad thing, who knows.
That's not true. When I was actively cutting I did my absolute best to hide the wounds. I didn't want anyone to know.
Now that I'm not suicidal, I like casually showing them off to fuck with people, though.
i still have some stuff scrambled around, the "how do i increase my alimony" or stuff like that.
It didn't even exist SJW at that time, now it is just SJW here, hate women there
This has turned into one of those games that I pleasantly enjoyed and found very charming, but can no longer admit to playing out of fear of the insane fanbase.
It was a good game, but holy fuck. It somehow attracts MLP levels of autistic fanaticism.
>Wife has mental problems
>When we get into a fight and I leave her alone she resorts to cutting
>She pretends I don't notice
Life can be suffering sometimes. This only happens a couple times a year at most.
In the future, /v/. Please remember not to be so new.
i bet you a million bux that the dad was against the dumb arena in the stores and told the kids
>why the heck would we need to spend 20 dollars on a piece of plastic when you can do this at home on the tables or so
bad parenting all around
Once someone has enough anxiety in their life, it tends to start showing in mental illness.
For me it was extreme OCD about "germs" and washing my hands to the point my skin would dry and bleed, but it could just as easily be cutting yourself, being overaggressive, purging, or any kind of weird shit.
first we have an intro that lays emphasis on her being a girl (the nintendoGIRL one) thats pretty shitty followed by another intro with herself being LOLSORANDUMXDDDD. In total, 40 seconds of intro, split across 2 intros
fuck her, rule #1 of YouTube e-celeb shit: Never have an intro longer than 5 seconds.
No, fuck crazy bitches, spent 6 years trying to get away from one after one night stand
I have no fucking idea how on earth she got my friends and family phones but thank god she's gone from my life
Look, I dont care about Undertale at all. Never played it, probably never will.
What I do know is that Zelda is overrated as hell and that its stupid to get assblasted whenever people think another game is better, you feel me?
I saved up about 150 bucks when I was around 9 years old. Just mowing lawns and doing chores, saving Christmas and birthday money instead of spending it. I wanted to buy myself an N64.
Then my brother got me one on the same birthday that I would have gotten enough to buy it myself. I cried with happiness.
Nu-males are the next step in human evolution.
>taking any of what Freud said seriously in 2015+1
Seriously, does EVERYBODY have some kind of mental illness or anxiety these days? What the fuck is this overdiagnosed shit?
Is it for attention? Is it because everyone's getting soft? Is it because too many people go on tumblr?
Part cringe, part funny, part too close to home.
>Spending weekends on the computer
The way your body releases chemicals after you get injured is sorta like a high. I guess when you feel that shitty feeling any other way is better.
When my wife left me if slam my dick in the window
>trying to discredit the work of a valuable man by character assassination
By that logic, the most profound discoveries by humans are null and void because most of the men who made them were probably racist, homophobic, white, or anything else that's too 'problematic'.
>18 year-old co-worker
>tells me she's pansexual/polyamorous/nonbinarydemigodwhateverthefuck
>cuts her wrists
>tells most people
>cries almost every day and leaves work early a lot
>clings to me telling me all her problems
She likes homestuck too. I found myself a keeper here, fellas.