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Future Boxer, Part 3
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Oh shit nigger, you're a mutant eagle-man boxer that's also a cyborg.

You're fighting your second oponent of the season: Cyber Carl

What do you do?

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>323527881
punch self in face
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>>323527881
Eat your goddamn bird dick right here, intimidate him
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>>323528117
YOu whip out your unenhanced smaller than average bird dick and ate it.

Cyber Carl is properly intimidated
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spit back into his face
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>>323528297
punch self in a face into knockout
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>>323528297
use dessert storm
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>>323528469
Welp
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>>323528469
And the winner is...Cyber Carl!
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>>323528779
But wait theres a second round? Givve yourself a proper pep talk
give carl kissy faces from across the pen, intimidate further
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>>323528558
moral of the day: don't eat your dicks, kids.
>>323528779
Go back and train to point that your face becomes unpunchable.
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>>323528779
cue revenge training montage
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>>323528957
Sadly you have no lips so you just kinda flapped your beak weirdly
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>>323528779
nurse your dick stump back to health, and nurse a healthy onesided rivalry
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>>323528779
go pick up your kid from day care and pick up your blow from spider
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oh shit is that your ex-wife and her new boy toy in the audience?
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>>323529104
Create one-sided rivalry with a very confused cyber carl.
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>>323529104
you get booted out from tournament hall for being noisy
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>>323529104
we back in, round 2 , magic mike him
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>>323529248
You started to do your best magic mike impression.

But since you're terrible at it you looked like a retarded chicken spazzing out.

Cyber Carl is even more confused
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>>323529104
flex so hard you explode
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>>323529474
carls tiny brain goes into self destruct
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>>323529474
You're doing it, the movve is working. Pelvvic thrust into his unprotected head!
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>>323529474
cyber Carl's head implodes, leaves less of a mess
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>>323529589
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>>323529812
Skin breaks off revealing...more robot!

INTRODUCING! FULL! ROBO! CARL!
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>>323529812
too much freedom, cyber Carl head flies away from the stadium
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>>323529812
Follow up by pecking at his head in mid-air.
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>>323529967
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>>323530117
>carl is fucking pissed
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>>323527881
aw yeah, didn't miss the thread this time
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>>323530117
harder
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>>323530117
Squawk
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>>323530117
go in for the KO!!
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>>323530186
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>>323530381
now you're fucking pissed
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>>323530442
reroll
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>>323530381
level up midbattle power up
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>>323530381
wrong Carl op
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>>323530513
[Squawk]
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>>323530721
that's unfair to carl
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>>323530721
use tornado hawk eagle strike freedom justice
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>>323530721
ALL IN TO INTELLIGENCE
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>>323530721
Beat your wings so fast you create a tornado somehow
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>>323530721
use your new heat vision
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>>323530721
Squawk at such a loud pitch that it shatters all glass in the room, including his robot eye.
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>>323530789
"Yeah!" said Regular Carl

Cyber Carl is contemplating strategies
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>>323530721
the ring turns to lava
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>>323531012
Contemplate THIS *unzips penis*
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>>323531012
punch regular carl who is brother of cyber carl
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>>323531012
regurgitate missile dick
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>>323531012
Lay egg
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>>323531105
rerolling
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>>323531012
>>323530791
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>>323531147
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>>323531275
now regular carl joins the fight
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>>323531275
go for the KO
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>>323531275
Give Cyber Carl a hug as a gesture of peace.
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>>323531275
Cyber carl decides to show his true form... FULL ROBO CARL
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>>323531369
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>>323531534
Crush him
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>>323531534
SURPRISE SUPLEX
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>>323531534
cyber carl is supremely confused by the events of this fight.
round 2 end, begin round 3
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>>323531598
"NO WRESTLING MOVES"

The ref breaks up the hug
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>>323531860
suplex the ref, he has it coming
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>>323531860
Quick question, are we in professional wrestling or rookie wrestling hoping to get noticed by professionals?
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>>323531860
Hit him with the rule book
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>>323531860
Randy Macho Man Savage heard that, and he is not happy
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>>323531979
Anon no!
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>>323531979
>>323532049
anon yes
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>>323531979
Swing and a miss

>>323531975
We're a boxer in a boxing league
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>>323532197
Destroy rulebook, thereby negating all rules
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>>323532197
Continue the swing into Cyber Carl
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>>323532197
STRIKE ONE

and then he strikes you with a folding chair
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>>323532259
"Joke's on you, we made copies, loads and loads of copies"
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>>323532197
Uppercut Cyber Carl in the crotch
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>>323532469
Oh yeah and where are they?
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>>323532469
Hit Cyber Carl
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>>323532469
locate and destroy loads and loads of copies
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>>323532469
Go to the printing press and put an end to the rules once and for all
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>>323532469
SUDDENLY, A CALL FROM JEFF AT KINKOS

IT IS BAD NEWS
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>>323532469
scree finish the fight with gentle slap
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>>323532538
>implying you can find them
>implying Im going to tell you
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>>323532742
>>323532674
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>>323532742
oh yea, well Im going to suplex you then

prove that I cant, in triplicate, and they better be fucking notarized
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>>323532742
Rewrite the rulebook to outlaw all stupid skeleton referees
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>>323532742
Do a flashy move with a long windup
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>>323532742
Stop greentexting mid fight this isn't the internet.
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>>323532742
they're in that closet with that rule book storage sign on it aren't they?
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>>323532839
Unbeknownst to you, he's actually a robot shaped like a skeleton, the new rule doesn't affect him.

[Evil robotic rattling]
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>>323533015
HATE TERMINATORS
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>>323533015
bastard, he must be related to some king or something, finish the fight with a rocket punch
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>>323533015
amend the rule to outlaw all stupid skeleton or skeleton looking creatures, especially robot ones
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>>323533015
maybe he'll be affected by your anti-cyborg power up then
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>>323533128
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>>323533270
Hes dead now
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>>323533270
>>323533339
>inb4 revival implant
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>>323533270
>>323533339
regular carl is grieving over his brother and reveals that "regular" just happens to be part of his name
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>>323533339
Who's dead now?
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>>323533270
KO, Cyborg Carl is down for the counts and all other counts this match is over folks, this fight has been brought to you by APEX. APEX when your prostate gets cancer, get an Apex prostate to replace it. THAT'S APEX!
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>>323533472
regular carl
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>>323533472
You're dead, Will.
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>>323533472
The guy you just rocket punched dumbass
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>>323533472
Everyone
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>>323533528
Oh no! One of the audience member: Everyone McEverybody has been murdered!
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>>323533472
>>323533746
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>>323533746
Everyone explodes into a million little Everybodies

such is life in the future
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>>323533746
We gotta stop the fight for a memorial service.
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>>323533746
Is he ok?
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>>323533746
Become a detective, search for the killer.
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>>323533746
You are accused of murder
TIME FOR TRIAL Ace Attorney Style
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>>323533858
"hhmmmmm...yep he's dead"
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>>323533948
>>323533857
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>>323533948
>>323533832
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>>323533948
but is he ok?
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>>323533948
morn
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>>323533948
check again
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>>323533958
[sad mournful SCREEEEEEEEEEEE as the national anthem plays solemnly in the background]
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>>323534175
>>323533832
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>>323534175
Win
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>>323534175
take your hat off in respect
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>>323534175
See what's behind Cyber Carl's metal face plate while he's distracted.
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>>323534175
Suddenly someone crashes the memorial.
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>>323534202
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a bunch of everybodies stand on each other to make a normal sized man, everyboxer
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>>323534474
So that means we win right?
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>>323534474
Suddenly Cyber Pirates storm the building.
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>>323534474
cyborg Carl loses his will to fight, Timothy wins. THIS FIGHT IS BROUGHT TO US BY OR LEADING SPONSOR!
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>>323534474
Everybody starts to eat Everybody
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>>323534635
Oh jeez, they're cannibalizing eachother
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>>323534805
Now eachother is dead too
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>>323534805
>>323534634
then cyber pirates kidnap the winner to space
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>>323527881
what does this have to do with video games?
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>>323534805
But wait, you're immune to being eaten!
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>>323534934
Video games are fun
This is fun
I don't see a problem
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>>323534876
You're declared the winner so you can leave and they can clean up the place.
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>>323535064
What's our winnings?
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>>323535009
something like this belongs in /tg/ or /co/ though
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>>323535064
Sweet.
Cash money.
Or credits.
What do they use in the future?
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so what decides this time? 7 or 9?
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>>323535064
Oh shit, the mafia's back
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>>323535064
Wait a second, something's not right here... That grave is fake!
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>>323535064
Now track down who killed everyone
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>>323535124
Woohoo.

You'll have to give the mafia a part of it later though, it's part of your deal.

>>323535162
Any highest in a minute
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>>323535267
spend it on future coke and future hookers.
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>>323535267
Tell them that you did it all for the nookie
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>>323535267
We leveled up first though, didn't we.
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>>323535267
Go out for a night on the town, completely forgetting about your mafia obligations
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>>323535267
tell them you lost the match
you don't have it
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>>323535267
Find out the exchange rate for present time dollars
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>>323535349
Oh yeah, that
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>>323535125
well since it's randomized by the post we make, and it's digitally drawn, that would make it more of a video game, think of this as a MMORPG.
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>>323535506
All into CHA.
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>>323535506
all in luk Lock in
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>>323535506
5 points to int.
Punch self in face for chance of concussion or doubling that amount.
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>>323535506
heavy luk is best build
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>>323535506
All in luck
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>>323535506
all in int
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>>323535506
Convert into 1 skill point lock in
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>>323535628
clonk
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>>323535710
now, run fast! the mafia can't extort what they can't catch!
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>>323535710
spend are your 'cha points to buy shiracha from local future food vendor before those foodmemester get em!
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>>323535779
Oh shit you tripped
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>>323535710
use your newly acquired INT to try and comprehend this command >>323535831
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>>323536010
Oh hey i was just looking for you
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>>323536010
Roll to negate damage!
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>>323536010
tuck and roll!

Then roll away!
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>>323536010
ask if he was born in a small village
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>>323536059
"Good. You haven't been approached by any vampires have you?"
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>>323536210
Vampires can't really drain a cyborg, sir.
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>>323536210
I haven't read the news yet today.
No.
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>>323536210
Yes
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>>323536210
"Yes sir, they're right over that way ha ha."
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>>323536210
How do i know you aren't a vampire?
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>>323536210
holy shit look at this skinny faget, he believes in vampires, fuck my sides ayyyyy
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>>323536258
maybe they are energo-vampires that drain energy.
It's future, after all.
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>>323536313
That's stupid. They'd be called something more futuristic then.

Like Vampyrez.
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>>323536258
Aren't we a mutant/cyborg?
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>>323536360
vAMPEREs
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>>323536384
a cytant
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>>323536313
>>323536384
We also have metal skin from our mutation not based on any popular comic series. Would make it even harder.
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>>323536451
>not muborg
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>>323536464
I sure hope rust monsters are extinct in future...
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>>323536258
"Oh they're not looking to drain you. They have their own boxer so they may want to sabotage you"

"Ha! Our boxer is more than enough to beat your shitty oversized chicken without any unfair advantages!"
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>>323536559
Monologue about our past as a mutant eagle-man pirate, sailing the waves, nothing but the sea ahead of us.
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>>323536559
What about that sabotaging happening right this very second?
PERFORMANCE ENHANCING MUTATIONS!
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>>323536559

Mecha Belmont mkII reveals himself
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>>323536559
Fuck you
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>>323536559
use our shiny metal body to reflect some sunlight on his smug face.
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>>323536559
Maybe his boxer can stand up to us, but that vampire bastard can't.
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>>323536559
>vampire in daylight
>without shades

fakempire confirmed, go cosplay somewhere else fucko
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>>323536628
"BOOM! DUAL WIELD UMBRELLAS BITCHES|
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>>323536791
NOW, STRIKE AS HE IS DISTRACTED!
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>>323536791
Dash Punch the fucker through his umbrella.
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>>323536791
Inform him that since light reflect back on every surface, he's getting hit by sunlight RIGHT NOW
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>>323536791
Fill his dark soul with light!
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>>323536791
The sunbeam blinds an airplane pilot and the plane crashes on the vampire
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>>323536791
Or focus rays on one point and try to burn a hole in his umbrella! It's black, it's gonna heat up and burn easy!
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>>323536791
reflected sunlight burns a hole into umberella
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>>323536791
Sabotage their fighter by switching his water bottle with holy water bottle
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>>323536791
Dont hit the camera man
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>>323536859
"AHAHAHAAH! SEE YOU LATER, LOSER!"
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>>323537114
Vampire gets hit by a random solar flare
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>>323537114
tell mafia if he wants us to win we gonna need all our earnings for our enhancements
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>>323537114
Yell "Rip vampire, you've no umbrella while under direct sunlight."
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>>323537114
You can't protect yourself from the sun as a bat, dipshit.
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>>323537114
Vampire gets killed by an owl
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>>323537114
This is why we have 50 dex, reflect the sunlight off your fist!
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>>323537114
Major Tom comes in straight out of nowhere suplexes that vampire asshole
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>>323537114
he just left his umbrella, the sun is right on him.
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>>323537114
He gets struck by lightning
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>>323537114
HE IS IN HIS BATFORM, NOW USE YOUR EAGLEROAR TO FUCK UP HIS STUPID SENSITIVE BAT-EARS
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>>323537202
NO
WRESTLING
MOVES
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>>323537274
that was outside the match it's fine
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>>323537430
it's about principle
you wouldn't suplex a car
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>>323537169
"lmao, he doesn't have a plane shaped like himself"

The vampire plane shielded the vampire from the sun
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>>323537519
The vampire plane, however, was also allergic or whatever to sunlight. It explodes.

should've just made it a regular plane
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>>323537519
Scree at him as he flies off, falling to your knees.
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>>323537519
remind him of the steel beams he's about to crash into and the truth about jet fuel and steel beams
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>>323537519
I thought we were indoors
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>>323537598
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>>323537756
Catch the vampire mid-air with a wicked sick flip
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>>323537756
>>323537806

fly after that fucker cause we're an eagle
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>>323537495
nigga that would be a step down in my book
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"Are you hurt? Try a little harder next time."

Big Boss Vampire Mocks the dead vampire as he readies for his match.
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>>323537756
Play the bugle in remembrance of the vampire
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>>323537756
throw more explosives into that explosion for good measure
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>>323537865
literally Big Boss vampire
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>>323537837
[Screeeeeee]
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>>323538002
FUCKING VAMPIRES GET DUNKED
scREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>323538002
Vampire flies into the beak of a bigger bird. He gives us one desperate look, one last "I fucked up" look before he gets killed
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>>323538002
catch him and give him to mafia, this is your payment
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>>323538002
>escaping vampire
>hologram
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>>323538002
"There's always a bigger fish" -Qui-Gon Jinn
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>>323538002
fire our robotic fist up his ass mid flight
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>>323537865
>>323538002
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>>323538002
>>323537927
>>323538171
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>>323538068
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>>323538286
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>323538286
Of course we were flying just as fast and crash headlong into the bird.
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>>323538286
turns out that you are really REALLY into vore
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>>323538286
It's father, back from the war. How dare he show his face back here after what he did?
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>>323537865
>>323538286
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>>323538419
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>>323538598
Let's cut to an interview with the current boxing champ, Rainbow Boxer
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>>323538598
Breaking news, bird kills vampire then gets off to it? Stay tuned after the opening.
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>>323538598
So into it that you fly inside the bird's mouth.

Dead End.
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>>323538695
>>323538598
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>>323538598
mafia let's you keep all your earnings for chasing vampire
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>>323538695
>not flying in then fighting the vampire inside it's body
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>>323538626
"Rainbow Boxer, what do you say to the rumors that you're a faggot?"

[Angry rainbow noises]
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>>323538810
>not killing it from inside
>not penetrating your way inside the vampire to kill it from the inside, too.
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Reminder that last night's thread was thankfully deleted and OP bitched about it on Twitter.
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>>323538878
The angry rainbow noises translate to "Indeed I am."
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>>323538878
"Actually i'm about ethics in game journalism."
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>>323538878
>>323538796
and we shop for upgrades
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>>323538878
"having sex with a man doesnt make you gay, I would know I've had sex with a dozen"
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>>323538910
>thankfully
Pic related, it's you.
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>>323538910
no he didn't, all he said was thread got deleted.
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>>323538979
"Really rainbow boxer?"
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>>323539065
nah, I'm just colorful
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>>323539065
"That's not what I said" translates into "Yes, I'm all about that boipussi"
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>>323538980
>>323539065
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>>323539065
"yes, my pronouns are "rainbow/rainbow/rainbow"
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>>323539065
Challenge him for his rainbow boxing gloves
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>>323539065
"100% serious"
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>>323539116
Rainbow Man was then suspended for his terrible pun.

A fitting PUNishment.
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>>323539243
back to timothy
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>>323539243
>>323539146
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>>323539243
Rainbow Man swears revenge on the Eagle-Man for orchestrating his suspension
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>>323539243
Poor Rainbow Man. He kicked Lolisniffer's ass that one time and ever since he's been reduced to a recurring joke.
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>>323539243
bird is now inside other bird
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>>323539243
Ask mafia for some extra money so you can buy cyber parts for your son
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>>323539047
but that part about mods being comunists
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>>323539419
he always says shit like that, nothing but a comment, bitch in would imply he would continue posting about how unfair the mods are, that's it.
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>>323539419
the truth isn't complaining
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>>323539359
"Hehehehe"

The mobster is creepily laughing to himself
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>>323539621
Attempt to sneak away while the mobster is lost in his memories.
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>>323539621
*GASP*
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>>323539621
Attempt to masturbate a load while the mobster is lost in his memories
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>>323539621
Rainbow Man can be heard saying "fuck you" in the distance
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>>323539621
Ask future mafia for some work you can do on the side to pay your debts
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>>323539621
the mafia man has his back turned, break his neck
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>>323539658
sneaky sneaky wuh oh
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>>323539881
Plead Rainbow Man to defend you. Boxers help boxers in trouble, right?
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>>323539881
Sneak faster damn you.
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>>323539881
Tell the Gangster that you want a sponorship contract and new parts if he wants to continue this deal.
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>>323539881
Ask how much you still owe them
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>>323539881
Start doing an overly complicated interpretive dance
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>>323539881
Ask for the Big Bird to help you out here
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>>323539928
"STOP RIGHT THERE YOU SKELETON!"
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>>323540203
Man, that would've been so cool if he appeared like that...
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>>323540203
Rainbow man declares twitter war
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>>323540203
hold on i heard that guy was a faggot, we don't want help from him
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>>323540203
how can one stop if there is no motion to stop about?
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>>323540203
Rainbow Man monologues too long about some bullshit and Lolisniffer just walks away
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>>323540203
Teach Rainbow Man the song of your people for STR UP
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>>323540203
skeleton reminds rainbow boxer that he gives off cancer to children
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>>323540298
[SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
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>>323540456
QUICK CONVERT HIM TO AMERICA MAN
via. SCREEEE
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>>323540456
No no no, from the top of the throat.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>323540456
>>323540296
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>>323540456
Now, merge into one as the rainbow bird
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>>323540456
raimbow man offers to make us his apprentice in exchange for 90 percent of our winnings as payment
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>>323540514
>>323540456
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>>323540509
"Don't make em come over there and punch you apart"
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>>323540684
>>323540514
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>>323540684
Quickly unfuse and apologize to the nice skeleton.

Also give him 85% of your earnings to get on his good side.
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>>323540684
you realise rainbowman forgot to say no homo after you merged.
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>>323540684
What's a skeleton gonna do to a rainbow bird?
Shit he's one of the adventure skeletons isn't he, I can't remember the name.
Is JoJo his boss?
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>>323540684
Rainbow Man reminds Lolisniffer that he kicked his ass once
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>>323540684
challenge god to a boxing match this sunday
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>>323540684
Scree at him, effectively challenging him to a boxing match.
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>>323540789
"Zat was a fluke! You wanna go again mother fucker?"
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>>323541058
>>323540856
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>>323541058
Mafiaman fuses with that huge Vore Bird
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>>323541058
Come at me
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>>323541115
Anon, no.
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>>323541058
Rainbow man uses water gun
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>>323541160
try to out roll me harder, faggot
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>>323541058
Rainbow Bird won't back down from this, his powers have doubled since they last fought.
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>>323541115
"Where the hell did you come from anyway?"

"Squawk"
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>>323541410
RAINBOW FIGHTER WEARING A BIRD VS LOLISNIFFER WEARING A BIRD
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>>323541410
now challenge him to a boxing match
Loser merges with the winner, with the winner having dominant controls
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>>323541410
Luchaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>323541410
Your break out of your idiotic delusion just as the two fused fighters prepare to battle.
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>>323541410
>>323541487
The rematch of the century
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>>323541410
LET THE SHOWDOWN BEGIN
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>>323541410
HEAVEN OR HELL
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>>323541508
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>>323541671
Stop daydreaming already.
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>>323541671
We need a VS screen.
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>>323541671
>>323541497
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>>323541671
We'd like to interrupt this rematch to deliver you urgent news.

LIZARD TERROR- FREEDOM FIGHTERS HAVE TAKEN EVERYONE INSIDE OF THE BOXING STADIUM HOSTAGE!
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>>323541487
>>323541671
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>>323541671
Triple Threat? But Lucha isn't connected to a bird! Quick, someone find a crow or some shit!
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>>323541671
>>323541732
Reroll
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>>323541671
rainbow eagle should now be a toucan
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>>323541759
And the referee is some random robot that's also wearing a bird
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>>323541893
>>323541716
>>
There are only 39 posters in this thread.
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>>323541893
make a bet loser gets absorbed by the winner
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>>323541893
Loser has to give the winner a blowie
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>>323541942
cyoa thread is a niche game
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>>323541929
Well now that was weird
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>>323541942
>only
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>>323542137
Stop daydreaming in a daydream
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>>323542137
consult to your coach for the next match
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>>323542137
get enhancments
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>>323542198
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>>323542394
Stop daydreaming your daydream's daydream.

Whoops. Too far.
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>>323542394
Enough day dreams, there's a fight to win!
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>>323542394
Return with a hard uppercut!
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>>323542394
try to fall back to sleep, you might still be able to catch your dream
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>>323542459
Oh yeah
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>>323542598
Become spontaneously self-aware. You're nothing more than a drawing being controlled by the whims of about 5 people all fighting for control. Break free, Timothy! You can do it!
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>>323542598
Rainbow Man counters the hit and the positions of Lolisniffer and Rainbow Man are reversed
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>>323542598
bounce back from the ceiling and use full frontal off RAINBOW FLAIL
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>>323542598
The fool, he's punched us into our main element, THE AIR. Destroy that skeletman with a brutal dive.
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>>323542678
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>>323542875
This back-and-forth continues long into the night.
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>>323542875
>>323542907
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>>323542875
We're at a perfect stalemate. Without outside help we're doomed to continue for years. But who could help us?
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>>323542875
rocket punch with rainbow homing attachment
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>>323542907
Some other skeleton mobsters observe the fight
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>>323543124
As do Timothy and Vorebird.
Rainbowman and Lolisniffer are just wearing eagle capes. Fusion hasn't been invented yet.
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>>323543124
what are these mafia skeles costuming about? who they think they are..some super villians?
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>>323543189
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>>323543316
Greg and Jojo show up to watch fight as well.
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>>323543348
>>323543316
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>>323543316
rainbow man and skeleton become a deathwheel that hurtles towards the crowd that gathered
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>>323543316
It'd be terrible if they caused some sort of catastrophic event to occur due to their endless fight.
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>>323543316
Even God watches
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>>323543348
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>>323543560
This is getting dangerous
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>>323543560
their circular motioned is harnessed to provide unlimited energy to the mega cyborg robot mechas.
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>>323543560
We should probably pay our cut while this is happening.
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>>323543560
"My god, if this continues they'll break the atmosphere!"
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>>323543639
"Ah! Very good. Now you should go train for your next fight"
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>>323543790
Disregard that and keep watching.
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>>323543790

"FAGGOT FIGHT 2!"
suddenly crowds of robotzens appear to watch
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>>323543790
A the legendary boxer Rainbow Man and his nemesis lolisniffer battles it out in the distance, We're getting ready for our next match.
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>>323543790
The cycle turns rainbow, suggesting that Rainbow Man is gaining the upper hand somehow.
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>>323543790
who are we fightning next again?
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>>323543838
"Aww man, it's almost dinner time" said short skeleton lich boss
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>>323544128
Pan camera left.
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>>323544128
Pan camera right.
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>>323544128
Throw the camera into a pan.
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>>323544169
Oh shit it's anon!
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>>323544394
All of a sudden there's a rainbow explosion and both combatants have mysteriously disappeared
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>>323544394
GET EM
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>>323544394
You know what I mean.
I'll stop rolling 7-9s eventually.
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>>323544394
get outta here anon before they spot you
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>>323544498
"No, I don't know what you mean"
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>>323544394
no my left
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>>323544394
anon jumps through the wall in an attempt to escape
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>>323544556
Pan camera up
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>>323544556
...Is that a dildo that he is trying to thrust into his throat? really?
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>>323544556
Yes you do
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>>323544556
Timothy leaves the fight because it got boring, he goes to buy enhancements
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>>323544556
I mean that anon should start running
Stop this crazy streak.
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>>323544629
NOw, what to buy...

Note that you can only get 1 with your current cash
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>>323544737
BOX
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>>323544769
yes
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>>323544737
only 1? whaaaaat just take 2 no one will notice
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>>323544737
Cyber Eye of course. It has the ability to see through girls underwear.
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>>323544818
or inside some big ol' belly

haha
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>>323544769
Son of a bitch
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>>323544906
ROCKETTO PUNCH
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>>323544906
Lock into Cyber Eye already
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>>323544906
internet browser lockin
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>>323544906
the extendo arm
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>>323544906
Buy the Internet Browser. For hentai.
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>>323544906
cyber jaw that shoots heat vison
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>>323544906
Internet browser.
We gotta shitpost in the future.
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>>323544906
Where's the cyber beak? We need a reinforced peck.
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>>323544968
"Sorry, but that's part of the "Ultimate Enhancement" DLC"
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>>323545147
buy the dlc
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>>323545147
How much does that cost happy cyber merchant?
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>>323545147
Then buy the internet browser and browse hentai.
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>>323545206
"200 dollars"
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>>323545324
Report him to the feds for illegal business practices (DLC are outlawed in the future)
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>>323545324
Well we better save up for that.
Get the revival implant.
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>>323545324
pirate it
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>>323545324
pay the 200 hundred
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>>323545324
Then i would like to purchase the eye that sees through panties thank you
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>>323545437
Oh no! The DLC has been stolen! By acutal pirates!
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>>323545563
follow them
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>>323545563
fine get mutant enhancments instead through gene manipulation.
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>>323545563
Man fuck this I only wanted to box shit, you scree
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>>323545563
Monologue about our long past as a pirate eagle-man.
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>>323545648
You can't
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>>323545650
>>323545749
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>>323545749
Well why the fuck are they flying then?
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>>323545793
"They're criminals, breaking the law is what they do"
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>>323545793
>space cops
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>>323545749
>>323545792
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>>323545876
Where are the cyber cops then.
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>>323545876
buy the eye with the panty x-ray
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>>323545876
Where's your face, dude?
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>>323545968
"In my other pants"
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>>323546076
i'd like to buy your other pants.
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>>323545792
>>323546076
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>>323546106
"NEVERRRRRR"
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>>323546186
>>323546262
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>>323546262
Future cops arrest that anon for flying in a no fly zone.
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>>323546262
then explain how is he flying?
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>>323546262
Stop him, by any means nessecary.
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>>323546314
Arrest in progress
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>>323546423
is he ded?
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>>323546423
anon lives matter op!
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>>323546423
Turns out he was not flying, just really really good at jumping.
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>>323546423
fly up there to uppercut/suplex him
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>>323546423
Forcibly purchase his other set of pants
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>>323546467
"No, he is merely...subdued. Move along, nothing to see here"
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>>323546651
Oh right, upgrades.
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>>323546651
preform a jump that goes that hight it is borderline flying
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>>323546651
yeah upgrades how bout gene manipulation
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>>323546651
Kill him. Kill him now.

Do it.
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>>323546717
Right, which upgrade you want senpai
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>>323546772
Extra arms for more punching
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>>323546772
the one that lets you swallow your opponents whole
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>>323546772
extra arms! lock in choose what type of arms
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>>323546772
Bone claws lock in
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>>323546739
>>323546772
>not doing this
OP you've let us all down.
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>>323546829
damn, next time then, we'll get extra arms
>>323546851
you were too late to post dawg
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>>323546829
Snikk

>>323546851
It wass too late
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>>323547021
Ow
Celebrate with [REDACTED] Ol' Doc
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>>323547021
You feel the Donald Trump dark side in you swelling. You try to contain it.
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>>323547021
pose
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>>323547021
test them on the nearest passerby
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>>323547021
THAT FUCKING HURTS
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>>323547021
now for our next match
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>>323547097
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>>323547262
not fabulous enough
jojo pose
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>>323547262
That's a pretty lame pose. You get fined by the pose police
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>>323547262
next match
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>>323547262
pretend to be wolverine and say something about being the best at what you do
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>>323547262
>>323547084
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>>323547349
>>323547349
Damnit
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>>323547579
quick, strike an insane pose and pretend the lame one was your evil twin
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>>323547579
dude you're gonna have to sell back your claws to pay this fine
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>>323547579
Your next opponent is your long lost brother:
Commie Vulture aka Dimitri
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>>323547662
"So...beautiful"
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>>323547806
now kiss the policeman
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>>323547806
Woah op what's this shit
>>
>>323547806
now top it off with a Jojo pose
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>>323547806
Sneak away before he realises
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>>323547806
Demand to fight your next opponent
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>>323547806
>>323547725
come on op now you're not even trying
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>>323547909
YEs, you already beat Cyber Carl, who's next?
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>>323547964
Mystery opponent in the mystery box arena
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>>323547964
Fred, he looks like a nice guy.
>>
>>323547964
Sssteve
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>>323547964
Secret mystery opponent
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>>323547964
The one with a gun for a face.
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>>323547925
That was over a minute
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>>323547925
that one was well over a minute boss
>>323547964
Ssssteve
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>>323548019
Ah yes, the top of the rookie division. You can't fight him until you've beaten the other guys
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>>323548202
Let's fight Fred then. Lock in
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>>323548202
Oh well. Sssteve it is.
>>
>>323548202
Ssssteve it is then
everybody likes ssssteve
ssssteve is so sexy
>>
>>323548202
Old Freddy boy the chaos marine.
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>>323548202
A surprise challenger appears!
Knivedick!
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>>323548286
Sssteve pls go
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>>323548392
That's not steve that's a lizard.

Steve has floating boxing gloves and no arms.
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>>323548392
Sssteve is disqualified for trying to influence to order of fights!
In his place we have to fight Goro the clueless Gorilla.
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>>323548392
>nobody got it
why do I remember all these Friends references anyway.
>>
>>323548392
>>323548459
Expose Steve as a fraud
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>>323548392
KNOCK HIM OUT, QUICK
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>>323548531
I don't know, it was a really shitty show.
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>>323548392
expose steve for match fixing
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>>323548459
"YOu basssstard! Trying to ssssslander my good name!"

"I'll get you nexxt time, Sssteve!"
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>>323548682
Xcom squad appears and kills both
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>>323548682
Shit, Telekinesis is going to be hard to fight against.

Let's get the match started though.
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>>323548682
Fight steve
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>>323548682
Quick, ring the bell to start the fight while he is distracted and give him the meanest sucker punch.
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>>323548682
next match is about to begin! WHO IS GOING HOME WITH THE WIN?! THIS FIGHT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY APEX ANAL CREAM
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>>323548785
"OW! WHAT DID I DO?!" Asked Steve.

Meanwhile, Sssteve is getting ready for the match
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>>323548992
>>323548752
also save game
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>>323548992
>323548859
finally get a 9 waaaaayyyy to late for post fuck me
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>>323548992
Apologize to Steve
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>>323548992
Prepare to fight Sssteve
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>>323549048
[SCREEEEEEEEEEEE]

TL note: SCREEEEEEEEEEEE means " I'm sorry Steve"
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