>be Australian
>go to America
>play counterstike on American servers
As a side note, you guys fucking SUCK at CS:GO, MG2 play like Nova 2 seriously
>call somebody a "fucking cunt faced faggot fuck" after he gets a lucky awp shot at me through doors
>"woah man, jesus, no need for that kind of language"
>"yeah, this isn't appropriate, you need to grow up"
>"M8, you're like, 14, stop being such a dumbcunt and go mid to b, i'm going to flash and smoke it, and we can kill these bitchnigger fuckheads"
>"screw you dude, i'm reporting you"
>"same"
>"Yeah, that kind of language and cussing just isn't appropriate"
>"stop being a poof fucker and help me on b site, i've gotten two of the niggers but there are still two of those dumbcunt fucks probs coming from a site like a couppla sneaky breeky jews"
>vote to kick starts
>"i've already reported you for hate speech, you're lucky valve doesn't record audio or you would go to jail for antisemetism you know"
>"oh don't be such a fucking dumbcunt, i have 33 kills, the rest of you have 12 combined, and 8 of them i have assists for, stop being such a fucking drong faggot and help defend the bombsite, there is still one guy in CT"
>at this point they are telling the enemy where i am in chat, and where i am looking
>"you can't talk like that, it's 2016, that kind of language should stay in inbred white trash trailer parks in Texas and off the inner-net, i really think you need to educate yourself about how to act like an adult, and a decent fucking human being"
>you have been voted off the server
fuck Americans, they fucking suck giant fucking donkey balls
in other games i also got vote kicked for buying an UMP on an eco and getting 3 kills becasue i was "obviously hacking to do that against a full buy team" for buying an SG553 "your money isn't just yours, it's the team's, you could have gotten a flash and an AK instead! the AK is 100% accurate anyway!" and kicked for using the p90 and not picking up a dead team mates M4.
>>323499697
Maybe you Aussies should learn some laws and manners.
>>323499697
Comment too long fuck you jap fake moot cunt fuck
i was kicked from 4 games in my week in America, i have been kicked from 1 game in the last two years in Australia. What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
oh, and i was TKed for buying a dak, then they took the dak, and threw it over the edge so nobody could use it
>>323499925
They're literally incapable, they're a continent of reject criminal scum and abbos.
Beyond that, OP's story is a lie, his internet connection would have vaporized trying to actually play online games with foreigners.
>>323499697
I have a great solution OP.
>dont play this shit game
>>323500097
M8, i was in the US for a week, i've been before and honestly, I long for the raising sea levels so jewyork, Jersey, Florida and Commiefornia are under the waves ASAP
>playing cs
>not a seppo cunt
>>323499697
nice blog post
>>323499697
No one "plays" cs:go, they just want to unbox knives and skined guns
>mfw I go on Australian servers and complain about/make fun of Australians
>mfw I go on American servers and block people/team flash
>Australian "banter" is just rapid vulgarity
Childish nation with wit paralleling the back end of a horse. This thread is not funny.
>mfw Americans are so fucking bad at this game
how are americans so bad at this game? i have never heard of any games that Americans in paticular suck at, just this one.
Also, i've lost my Raiden figurine, i was going to pose him with Onada, but he's nowhere to be seen! can you help me find Raiden?
>>323501291
>American can't handle the bants
>he just cries and shits his pants
just like the song!
>Uncivilized 3rd world retard surprised when people don't tolerate his backwards country shit
>>323499697
>be Australian
>go on American Gmod server
>see this
You can bet your ass that if somebody did this on an Australian server they'd get banned.
I doubt your story actually happened, faggot.
>>323501596
forgot my image
OP you are a faggot