This is Glass Joe.
He has been in 100 fights. He has a record of 99 defeats and 1 victory by knockout.
The last video game character you played as was the only opponent Glass Joe was able to defeat.
How does the fight go down?
I remember when I was a kid, I had a friend over and I had him try to play Punch-Out. He was so bad that he lost to Glass Joe. I never had him over again and he actually grew up to be a pretty gigantic douchebag. He got arrested multiple times, one of which was drunk driving, and he was under the age of 21. Everyone in the neighborhood hated him because he had really loud subwoofers and drove around the neighborhood blaring music like a punk. He was also very quick to pick fights with people for no reason.
I have no idea what happened to him because he was in jail last I heard of him. Glass Joe kicking his ass must've really fucked with his head as a kid.
>brad from LISA
i don't want to think about how it went down
>goes for illegal moves due to not knowing the rules of boxing
>Joe goes for the cheap shot while her back is turned
Let's ignore how it wouldn't work anyway, Touhou power levels are too much for poor Joe
oh jeez this would be a practically impossible matchup for joe.
anyways black mage does some magic shit but joe's somehow able to dodge it and knocks him down easily considering black mages usually rather scrawny
Beating up a little kid isn't very hard, is it?
>Standing firm before glass joe
>The Bell rings
>Glass Joe takes a swing
>Before he hands the swing I shove a platoon way point into his mouth and throw some orange smoke at him and place a spawn beacon
>Suddenly a zerg of New Conglomerate soldiers burst in and zerg the fuck out of Glass Joe
>Glass Joe then precedes to whine about how the NC are OP
Wait, that girl's helmet. Is that the basis for this?
Squids kids have no bones, Glass Joe has the advantage of being sturdier than the Woomy.
Some dude made a shit load of planetside 2 flavored reaction images
Joe wins by forfeit because some person tell's Kiryu before the fight that Daigo has once again fucked something up
>The Witcher 1
The only way I could see Geralt losing to Glass Joe is if Joe offered Geralt the fight money and a chance to fuck his sister or something in advance if he threw the fight.
Nah they had him play against himself on a late show once, and obviously he got his ass kicked. You can a video of him playing against glass joe somewhere and beating him I think
>this random oc I'm playing in AA2
guess he doesn't stand a chance, he's surrounded by index characters after all.
Cant say I think Cletus here would be very good against him.
Either a level 7 Chikorita or a 10 year old, its belivable
> Sec, please report to AI control room. A boxer is attempting to break in.
>Xenoblade X avatar
>wearing armor/plugsuit intended for use with mechs and not for actual ground combat
I guess she didn't prepare for the fight properly and got rolled over. Serves her right. Treat fights as a joke and you'll get the punchline. Or something.
I saved this thread from its doom by posting at all, it was on page 8. Tough shit. If you ask me it sounds like you're anally ravaged about the fact that you had no friends as a kid!
From the Pubch out Wiki:
"Nicknamed "France's Glass Jaw", Glass Joe is by far the easiest opponent in all the games. He has lost 99 times and has won once, in a freak accidental win against Nick Bruiser, states the Official Nintendo Magazine Punch-Out!! programmer."
>played the original arcade Punch-Out recently
>tfw I lost to Glass Joe
Drake kicks his ass for three rounds straight and all Glass Joe can do is run away to survive. Drake gets cocky and starts with his quips and plays to the ladies in the crowd. Joe takes the one opportunity to go in for a clinch and inhale a few deep breaths to recover in the closing seconds. As Drake laughs a joke away about how his hair makes him look like a Ginger Cockatoo, Joe steps back to throw a surprise uppercut at the last second. Drake see's it coming a mile away and smirks waiting for the button prompt. It never came.
Vic wasn't able to power up quickly enough, so he blew up when he got tapped once by Joe's fist.
>recently play the Wii Punch-Out
>lose to Glass Joe in Title Defense
That was humiliating