I don't know. Cave Story+ Hard mode was brutal. Ghouls n Ghosts is up there. Recently, Space Invaders Extreme 2 on Extreme mode nearly lead me to insanity. I never wanna hear another anime girl in my life.
YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY FUCKING GRIEF IT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.
Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my shit in handfuls at the fucking television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your product - YOUR PRODUCT, YOUR GAME, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN DEVELOPER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT - but instead the damn thing's been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a little door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA or testers or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single fucking digit IQ could enjoy Act 7. INSULTED.
WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Finish the level! Hey, that's fine, it's just like playing Mario or something; not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single fucking advantage possible TO THE GAME rather than me.
How in the fuck does that flying insect thing - whose attack trajectory is the most erratic and lame piece of shit next to those birds - suddenly become SO FUCKING GOOD that he can take off my healthbar without getting hit? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top fucking 20 toughest enemies in a normal game. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE. But it's not just the bug with the magical powers, it's the entire fucking lineup of enemies! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND REQUIRE ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY.
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