Your life has taken on the same mechanics and systems from the

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Do I get my Skell?
Because if so, I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

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>>323463290
>VLR

Thank fucking god. Being able to jump between various timelines is going to be a godsend. As long as this doesn't come with being trapped in a fucking up life or death game I'm happy.

>>323463290
Warriors Orochi 3 ultimate
OH GOD

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>>323463290
Nuclear throne

nice , so radiation wouldn't kill me and i would get cool mutant powers

>super smash bros melee
YESSSS. Kneeing bitches 24/7

>Bloodborne

Time for WHEEL

>DaS
I get infinite respawns? Cool

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>>323463290
>infamous: Second Son

Oh you bitches are fucked.

>>323463290
>Crypt of the necrodancer

I'll have to dance for the rest of my life or my heart will stop beating.

>>323463290
>Forza Horizon
Neat.
Become an amazing racing driver and getting constantly laid at a festival.

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Is this good or what?

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>Darkest Dungeon

REELING, ABOUT TO BREAK

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Every activity is a rhythm minigame

>eating
>shitting
>playing
>reading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RFSsEw2ck8

sounds fun and I'm pretty damn good at it

>Darkest Dungeon

Ohh HOOOHOHHOHOHOO FUCK.

>Yakuza 5
I always wanted to feel the heat

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>>323463290
>i get dante's devil trigger, devil arms, shotgun and ebony and ivory along with swordmaster or royalguard.
this party's gonna get cuhrayzee. although maybe not because i can't use those weapons on anything.

>Mass Effect 1
I don't know how to feel about this

>Persona 3
Goddamit fuck S.Links

>Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
Considering how everything I do makes shit blow up, it really wouldn't help in my everyday life.

Star Wars Movie Battles 2
Ill be a good Imperator

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>>323463290

>TF2
>Just stay at base dancing and joking with the m8s all day every day

Pretty chill and good life, if you ask me.

>>323463290
>Mage from WoW

pretty nice, free instant travel everywhere and magic

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>Batman: Arkham Knight

I'm Batman!

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>>323465861
Think of it like this, as long as you have gold orbs you can never die. Although you will never be able to eat pizza again due to something always stopping you. It's is Dante's curse, and now it is yours.

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I have to keep moving right or I die.

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I can't even remember the last game I played, it has been something like month without any vidya. Shit.

Pokemon

>nothing ever dies, just faints and respawns
>don't need to work, eat, or sleep
>you are incomparably better than everybody else at training pokemon, despite the fact that it is extremely widespread and you are only a child
>can be a qt girl

>>323463290
>Persona 3 FES
Welp time to prepare for Tartarus and random floating cards appearing in my head.

>>323463382
I wouldn't even care if I didn't get my skell. Being able to sprint really fast for basically forever and getting Hulk like jumps would be good enough for me.

>>323466643
Why a month without video games?

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>Rhythm heaven plus

Awesome.

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>Gladius

Aw, shit son. Time to check out the games.

>>323466804
>and random floating cards appearing in my head

Enjoy the paper cuts anon.

>>323465021
Good. You get to live in cheesy as fuck FMV world.

>>323463290
Diablo III on hardcore

very fucked

Ass Creed Syndicate. Literally not a single cool thing I can think of would come of this.

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>>323463290
>fallout 2
>I can shoot orphan kids in the dick to prevent them from stealing my shit

>S3&K
I'm immortal as long as I have 1 ring left

>>323463290
Last game I played was Sins of a Solar Empire.
This is going to suck. I'm just going to get glassed from orbit.

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Buzz Quiz World

>Monster Hunter
So its like real life with talking cats and wyverns everywhere. Except now i can also lift 400 pound swords with my twig arms.

Yakuza 5. So my world is just japan?

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>>323463290
The only real downside is the annoying 3rd person perspective, but otherwise I'm pretty much immortal, don't need to eat anything and since mechanically you gain souls every time something in your area dies (even if you did not in fact kill it), I'm going to acquire a lot of power almost instantly, since every moment someone or something dies on Earth, and our planet is not separated into distinctive areas. That is, of course, assuming that the concept of soul exists in our universe, but even if not, infinite respawns are good enough on their own.

>soul reaver
I WILL LITERALLY WIN WARS

MY DEMONS ARE A BIT DIFFERENT

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>Bloodborne
>Sweet side stepping
>A single pebble will destroy all of my health

Well it was nice knowing you faggots. I wish I had played Neptunia or something.

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Driving to work in the morning will be alot more fun

>>323468509
Almost every game features some kind of save/load, checkpoint or respawn mechanic, so unless your last game was some kind of roguelike you're gucci by OP's definition.

>>323463762
too bad you're the infantry

>Far Cry 4
>I can heal any injury instantly by pulling out stuff stuck in my arm
sounds good.

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i try to escape memes only for my life to become memes

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>>323463290
>Revengeance
As a cook this is really useful.
Deflecting bullets with a kitchen knife is pretty cool too.

>>323466846
Extreme case of tired game syndrome, not touching games again until I'm literally starved for them. If that's ever happening at all.

>>323468908
>No anon, you are the meme

>Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time
>can cast magic and pull off some sweet sword combos
>weak ass magic unless combined with others
>scratchers can make me double jump

Alright.

>>323463290
Warframe, oh hell fucking yes

>>323463290
>fo4
Brb guys going to step on a legendary ant and get a chest-piece that negates fall damage.

Fantastic. I can only carry 4 things on my person and have two literal retards yelling obscenities and non-sequitor nonsense. To top it off I have to solve arbitrary puzzles while said literal retards take immense amounts of damage from my neighbors and local pets. I have to give them painkillers and bacitracin to heal the fucks by screaming at them to take it out of my hands. Sometimes the wrong idiot comes to get it.

Guess the game that cursed me to this hell.

>>323467447
You can already do that though.

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>>323463290
>Dying light
So i'm a parkour master with an assortment of guns?

>>323469980
Don't forget a certified NFL kicker.

>God Hand
I won't be able to masturbate without blasting my dick off, but god damn the rest of it would be fine

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>>323463290
>Everyone and everything adapts to my level.
Actually, not much.

>>323470084
Oh yea i forgot.
I also have a bank load of money.

>>323463290
>DMC
i honestly don't think i can survive on a diet of only pizza.

>>323470873
Calories in calories out nigger. Pizza is the only thing that can fuel cuhrayzee.

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>>323470873

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I am now immortal.
People's faith grants me power.
I will become a god.

>>323465258
>>323465624

>finally got a gf

REMIND YOURSELF

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>Wolfenstein TNO
>Become a tank who can dual weild automatic shotgun
Sounds good to me

>>323468506
>Sex uses Press Turn mechanics
I SEE AN OPENING

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Last thing I did was replay Bastion

So alcohol now gives me special powers
I can invoke gods to make life harder
If I ever fall to my death I'll just get a little bit hurt
If I ever get killed I'll just wake up at home (or the Bastion in which case I get a dick flying house)
I may get a narrator telling my story either to me or to everyone around me

Did I miss anything

>Rainbow 6 vegas
I guess I can look forward to going blind whenever I bump into anything.

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>>323463290
everything and anything female wants to fuck me. I see.

Columns?
How the fuck

>Hotline Miami

I'm fucked guys. Oh, so fucking fucked. I won't live past the first 10 minutes.

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>Uncharted 3

So many close calls with death, but I pull through.

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>>323463290
I'm fine with this. Rebuilding civilizations and fighting evil incarnate. Technically I can't die and the only thing I worry about is people losing faith, in which case I"ll bide my time for when they need me again.

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I'm not really sure what happens. Do I become paper and the world becomes 2D?

>Jet Set Radio Future

Grinding up telephone poles and tagging walls in seconds all day would be the shit

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I can hurt things by crying and keeping ordinary household items on me give me superpowers like flight.

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>>323463290
Fug