Your life has taken on the same mechanics and systems from the last game you played.
How fucked are you?
Do I get my Skell?
Because if so, I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
Thank fucking god. Being able to
jump between various timelinesis going to be a godsend. As long as this doesn't come with being trapped in a fucking up life or death game I'm happy.
nice , so radiation wouldn't kill me and i would get cool mutant powers
>infamous: Second Son
Oh you bitches are fucked.
Every activity is a rhythm minigame
sounds fun and I'm pretty damn good at it
>i get dante's devil trigger, devil arms, shotgun and ebony and ivory along with swordmaster or royalguard.
this party's gonna get cuhrayzee. although maybe not because i can't use those weapons on anything.
>Just stay at base dancing and joking with the m8s all day every day
Pretty chill and good life, if you ask me.
>Batman: Arkham Knight
Think of it like this, as long as you have gold orbs you can never die. Although you will never be able to eat pizza again due to something always stopping you. It's is Dante's curse, and now it is yours.
I can't even remember the last game I played, it has been something like month without any vidya. Shit.
>nothing ever dies, just faints and respawns
>don't need to work, eat, or sleep
>you are incomparably better than everybody else at training pokemon, despite the fact that it is extremely widespread and you are only a child
>can be a qt girl
Aw, shit son. Time to check out the games.
>I can shoot orphan kids in the dick to prevent them from stealing my shit
The only real downside is the annoying 3rd person perspective, but otherwise I'm pretty much immortal, don't need to eat anything and since mechanically you gain souls every time something in your area dies (even if you did not in fact kill it), I'm going to acquire a lot of power almost instantly, since every moment someone or something dies on Earth, and our planet is not separated into distinctive areas. That is, of course, assuming that the concept of soul exists in our universe, but even if not, infinite respawns are good enough on their own.
>Sweet side stepping
>A single pebble will destroy all of my health
Well it was nice knowing you faggots. I wish I had played Neptunia or something.
Driving to work in the morning will be alot more fun
i try to escape memes only for my life to become memes
As a cook this is really useful.
Deflecting bullets with a kitchen knife is pretty cool too.
Fantastic. I can only carry 4 things on my person and have two literal retards yelling obscenities and non-sequitor nonsense. To top it off I have to solve arbitrary puzzles while said literal retards take immense amounts of damage from my neighbors and local pets. I have to give them painkillers and bacitracin to heal the fucks by screaming at them to take it out of my hands. Sometimes the wrong idiot comes to get it.
Guess the game that cursed me to this hell.
So i'm a parkour master with an assortment of guns?
>Everyone and everything adapts to my level.
Actually, not much.
I am now immortal.
People's faith grants me power.
I will become a god.
>Become a tank who can dual weild automatic shotgun
Sounds good to me
Last thing I did was replay Bastion
So alcohol now gives me special powers
I can invoke gods to make life harder
If I ever fall to my death I'll just get a little bit hurt
If I ever get killed I'll just wake up at home (or the Bastion in which case I get a dick flying house)
I may get a narrator telling my story either to me or to everyone around me
Did I miss anything
everything and anything female wants to fuck me. I see.
So many close calls with death, but I pull through.
I'm fine with this. Rebuilding civilizations and fighting evil incarnate. Technically I can't die and the only thing I worry about is people losing faith, in which case I"ll bide my time for when they need me again.
I'm not really sure what happens. Do I become paper and the world becomes 2D?
I can hurt things by crying and keeping ordinary household items on me give me superpowers like flight.