What did YOU say about Minecraft?
Is it weird that i jacked off to that minecraft porn video
I said it's a shitty Lego ripoff with a fanbase consisting of 12 year olds, literal autistic faggots, and shitty E-celebs that whore themselves for a shred of fame that will haunt them for the rest of their adult life...
S'matter block head you wanna start something?
I'm not even exaggerating this might be the most cringe inducing painful to watch video I have ever seen
It actually blows my mind how bad it is
Will you guys be ready for the influx of Minecraft block people fetish art that's going to flood 4chan in the next 6 or so years.
you've seen nothing yet folks.
ITS RIGHT BEHIND THE RAIN
That the game became a mess and that the skin system doesn't really offer much good designs to a point where everyone just looked generic as fuck?
step aside, knave
>We forgot to pack your lunch
>xoxo - your parents
I'm getting the feeling that this is satire
>pulls down his pants
>slaps his ass with blue paint
That's it. That is where I lose my shit.
>know this is going to be fucking awful
>click ahead to a random spot
>burst out laughing
>this chad like kid sits in front of me
>we're kind of buddies
>he's actually pretty autistic but is super handsome so everybody seems to ignore it
>one day he turns around and tell me about how hilarious racist mario is
>I tell him i haven't seen it and I'll look it up later
>he then goes on to explain all the "jokes and funny moments" in the video
If i remember correctly,that FuturisticHub guy just pretends to be retarded,i know >hurr i was just pretending to be retarded ,but it is damm clever:
>Make awful videos on purpose
>Retarded kids unironicaly like them
>He makes ad revenue from dumb kids and effortless videos
>4chan is now infested with anime posting
I remember going to rule34paheal before minecraft became so popular and finding minecraft porn, some one them was good stuff, with an actual human MC getting banged by the mobs.
You know, that's actually clever, his videos have fucking millions of views.
My first fap was when I was 8 and I stayed up to watch porn on Cinemax. Kids these days...... they don't know.
>all those kids who first fap was to this video
>all those kids who fucking fapped to 4 polygons blocks bumping each other
It's all over, it was a pleasure to be with the last generation of kids who actually fapped to real porn.
My first fap was to Lara Croft when I got tomb raider for the ps1.
>it was a pleasure to be with the last generation of kids who actually fapped to real porn.
I fapped to bestiality before porn with 2 humans because I thought I would get in bigger trouble for watching actual people have sex
fucking bible belt, now I'm stuck with this shitty gross fetish forever
The Emperor did not prepare us for this.
>his first fap wasn't to a playboy magazine that his dad bought him
>I thought I would get in bigger trouble for watching actual people have sex
Hahahahaha that's how I started with hentai. But nowadays I just learned that 2D is an ideal that 3DPD will never be able to reach.
My first fap was to uh...either to a video f Devyn Divine or rule 34
I would browse xhamster and lucioushentai on my
This is fucking cringe as hell. I can't believe that this band consists of Minecraft autists, like fucking hell, the whole song is about ponies and Dr. Who.
some of these kids will probably still be jerking it to minecraft in high school and beyond and it's pretty fucking terrifying. There's already shitloads of kids who post pages of comments of how hot the minecraft porn on rule 34 pahael is
But what's even more terrifying is the kids who obsess over FNAF. It's a magnet for dumb fetish art like inflation and farting and it's pretty likely that it's going to raise a generation of sexual retards
>his first fap wasn't staying up late hoping for softcore porn on cinemax, starz, or hbo
>his first fap wasn't some kind of music video when mtv was still relevant
>his first fap wasn't from one of those really old hentai sites like ironmouse.za.org
>his first fap wasn't finding his dad's porn magazines at home
>his first fap wasn't after waiting to download a shit quality picture/video of a hentai or porn from kazaa or limewire
>his first fap was A FUCKING MINECRAFT SEX VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
Holy shit, I'm dying
Oh you want cringe? I'll give you some fucking cringe. I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO WATCH THIS FOR MORE THAN 1 MINUTE:
>mfw first fap was to Love Hina in Adult Swim/Toonami
>his first fap wasn't after waiting to download a shit quality picture/video of a hentai or porn from kazaa or limewire
Shit you got me
Was some blue haired girl with a tail or something getting fucked
why did they just chant popular songs of the 90s
it doesn't even make sense
>this entire channel
hey man when moms on the computer and you gotta the urge to look at naked girls shit happens
> the Japanese style imageboard owned by a Japanese man has people posting anime
Gee anon, you don't say.
just saying it exists doesn't do enough justice so here's the comments of some minecraft porn pictures
there's no fucking way that these people are over 14
He hasn't done anything as bad as his past recently
Goombagotback and his fiance c*cking him for some random nip man on their trip to japland that he paid for are some of the funniest thigns ever though
If you wanted smug anime girls you just had to ask for them.
She also hated him so much she stranded him there with money she took
Now I'm not one to joke around with "c*cking" but he was actually c*cked by a random nip man and had his life destoryed
Gaze apon the eyes of madness
I was just confused the whole way through.
GAME: 1. Go to YouTube
2. Search Minecraft/FNAF/etc alone or joined with "lets play"/"part 1"/etc
3. Filter results to the Last Hour or Today
4. Post results
>Mfw i know thelivingtombstone
>Mfw hes a
>Mfw i use to listen to his music all the time
i still do
she doesn't look that smug either tbqh senpai
They're joking and you're lying to yourself if you didn't find this hilarious. I think the only autistic person here is you, anon.
i wish i was kidding where has my life gone?
tfw i actually have and went looking for it just to do so before i found it here.
What the fuck happened to my image?
>Prince of persia
>"Think you can get to level 10?"
>That fake game over screen
>Autistic girl pretending to play the game
Best segment in the entire video
This is hilarious but this isn't the blonde goomba chick
>I tried dating the local girls
>talk about polar opposites
>to them, I was a fat nerd with horrible fashion sense
I don't understand, he's that in any country why does he think japan is any different
This isn't too bad for advertising, honestly.
I understand WHY you'd think this is cringe, but it handles its subject matters pretty well, especially for fucking starring bazinga-man.
My first fap was when I first learned about "touching your weiner". I was like; "heh, no way it can feel that great just moving some skin around, now can it?"
I tried it in the shower and came, but I didn't even have sperm yet. No clue how old I was.
read the comments
Knew this guy all through middle and highschool, sorry to throw you under the bus like this Nick but you shouldn't have scratched my MGS1 disk.
there's a minority of white people who seem to think all races are on the same team.
They're not, and they definitely won't be so buddy-buddy after any catastrophic event (zombie apocalypse). I mean just look at prisons, inmates separate themselves by race
I remember one video from him where some guy had to suck off a lever. Don't know why I watched it was just genuinely curious to see if all the other videos had something perverted in it.
Step aside fagolas, only one can rule
White people are just more common since you're an english speaker.
Theres a crazy amount of autistic spics on deviantart and a lot of japanese autists are just utterly rejected by their society and kill themselves or neet it up.
>not including the spinoffs/origins and The Return of the Orange King
Oh Christ, you still are that huggable creepy sex pervert autistic fat fuck under all that crazy.
I've missed you.
If she wasn't a literal tumblrshit, I'd fuck the HELL out of the one on the right
I feel like this is goes over my head.
On one hand, they are wearing those activist t-shirts making me wonder if that's what they are trying to get at, on the other, I feel like they are trying to cover the broad spectrum of the kind of "triggering" shit that /v/ has convinced me that tumblr is like.
Maybe I'm dumb as shit but the way they go about it seems vague as fuck, especially the band-aid and crayon part. Also would help if they spoke clearly near the end, I speak English fine but damn is that hard to decipher.
I thought the title said "Letter to my Future Wife's Son"
Some of it is DBZ, but it's largely HNK references
I watched the first video which mostly had DBZ music and sound effects, where as the second video has mostly HNK stuff
Don't worry nig, I know and fucking love HNK
>Not Resut 1xQ1005QT3
>there are people who unironically find this funny
I only got to when he showed his drawing
I laughed so hard my ear hurts
This animation is barely above Ratboy Genius standards.
What does /v/ think of Chadtronic?
For those wondering, the bandaid thing refers to the fact that bandaids are skin colored for white people but not black people because of racism.
Do upper middle class white 20-somethings just look for things to be offended at
just like people here do?
Not him but my mom was a retarded bitch that decided I should do pre-school an extra year because "I wasn't developed enough socially" for kindergarten so I ended up being 19 when I graduated high school which isn't as bad as the one chick we had that got held back every other grade and was like 25 when she was a senior and still ended up dropping out.
Is it profound autism? Is it a very deep form of satire? We will never know.
Has this guy gone too far?
8 minutes of watching a kid click his mouse.
I've heard this too
It's either he makes these videos to get in autists and kids while putting in cursing and homosexual innuendo to mock them or he's autistic and likes making childish things but doesn't want to seen as immature for it so he adds "mature" stuff into it (Shadow the Hedgehog mentality).
For anyone interested in watching the prequel to Tamers12345's Kindergarten video.
>mfw I looked up porn when I was 13, closed the browser and went to the bathroom to jerk off
Wasn't a very smart kid.
This one's worse. At least in the other one their kids. These are fucking, babies.
If this is fake then it is too perfect
>they gave me this red telly tubby, they thought it was knuckles
>owns 6 copies of sonic underground
>I like the Eminem guy, you know the red one it reminds me of knuckles
>5 years of obsession with a shitty non-canon spin off cartoon
I am so confused. If this one has some weaboo k-pop song playing in the background, why does the sequel have some indie country shit???
But this already happened. All the Ender(wo)man porn...
Remember, /v/ was a huge contributor to Minecraft's commercial success. And when the ball got rolling, Notch ran his fat sensitive ass to the hugbox of reddit because 4chan constantly and consistently called him out on his shit
WTF! Is the buff guy's hair intentionally made to look like an ass?!
>friend had playboy hidden behind his TV in a styrofoam clamshell, but wouldn't share
>found that dad had porn newsletters on his computer
all the canine bestiality porn
At least I know where my tastes come from
>that last post
>Mfw when my first fap was to a mental floss book which had a chapter on boobs
>Mfw I fapped to words
You must be new, Agar.io was shilled her by the dev before anyone
He also made Vaior or whatever it's called with the orbiting space ships that was fun until he included orbital decay.
People stopped caring about here once Pewdiepie made a video on it.
why are you cucks doing this?
I must have missed the week it was popular then. I think FNaF still has the record with a solid week and a half before everyone stopped liking it. Same thing happened with Slender.
But that wouldn't explain why he likes Sonic being an OC"s bitch unless this is all some kind of projecting where he wishes he was the bottom bitch for some big muscular Aniki looking dude
>Bartleby's parents have time to take a toddler to the gym every weak and turn him into ripped beefcake five-year old
>They forget to pack him a lunch
>They make sure to leave a note in his lunchbag telling him they forgot to make him a lunch
I guess that's a good enough excuse, it was sort of a week or two.
Voar was more popular because it started out as a chill orbit game, but then the dev added a moon with a trollface that came and and killed everyone. As I mentioned he also added orbit decay which forced people to focus more on maintaining orbit than defending themselves from other ships.
Everyone called him a faggot and Voar died.
So then he makes Agar.io with a neat little concept of cells eating shit.
/v/ told him to add special names that included stuff like swastikas or doge in the cell, hence why the autist includes all those things in the CGI video.
He then started adding more mechanics, like the ability to launch viruses by dividing a portion of yourself into them. This made it so pvp oriented it killed the fun of people who wanted to be super massive. /v/ lost interest and Youtube fags making videos on it was the nail in the coffin.
>this guy makes a living by playing meme games
At least he made it. MEanwhile all I want is a simple 40k job and I can't even get that because I don't suck dick on the side or know who Mr. KissAss is.
If it makes you feel better, he shouldn't be making nearly as much as you think unless he's on Youtube RED.
Google recently changed the system again, and now even LPers aren't getting paid as much unless they have some Youtube RED Content to shit out as frequently as their regular stuff.
that thing with his grandpa and the cat was really sad man. i want to laugh but... fuck man
>there are retards who think this isn't satire
>there are retards who have to ask if this satire
Look nigga, you don't just randomly get fully c*cked like that, its not like women you've been dating for years will suddenly run away and fuck you over
The only person to blame is himself for being such a disgusting gross weeaboo slob who was obviously too immature for the relationship he was in.
Its shitty his grandpa and cat died, I wouldn't wish that on him, but its his fault for getting himself into a situation where he couldn't return home for 6 months because of his fiance.
What the actual fuck is going on
It's amazing how many people were triggered by this post, it's a joke you dips
If I recall, kids who run away go to Neverland where they are unaging immortals and forget what life is like outside of this fantasy land.
So if this is modern Pan, then certainly a bunch of kids went to it in the 90's who liked Nirvana and thus they made it their Anthom.