Which one do you choose on your first playthrough?

Half-Orc

>>323457664
chocolate female elf

>>323457664
Elf and human are the only acceptable races.

>>323457664
Dwarf master race

Human because she's the cutest

>>323457664
>Picking anything but human.

Gotta be that Jack of all trades.

>>323457664
human master race(male) then female of each of the other races

Half-orc is superior

>>323457664
Dwarf, obviously

Which ever makes the best fighter build

Whatever lets me look the closest to being a little girl.

>>323457664
Elves are shorter than humans, and gnomes are shorter than halflings. This image is wrong, OP, I'm reporting you to the police.

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>>323457664
Human, so I can slay Elves.

>>323458093
Great taste my friend

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Drow.

can i get a gnome

>>323458594
>>323457664
This.

>>323458542
It's clearly elf propaganda.

So does anyone else see that godlike halfling? I feel being one of those would just work for me.

>>323457664
Half Elf master race.

>>323458258
>>323458408
Only good taste ITT

>>323457664
>having gnomes AND halflings

shit tier setting

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>>323458594
>try the SAO online game i found lying around without ever watching the anime
>mfw they all turn into Elves
It hit the trash faster than light

>>323457664
Human
>Half elf
sickening

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>>323458290
>Want to play something not-human
>End up looking at racials
>Pick human
EVERY TIME

>>323457664
Anything but humans, humans are boring.

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Humans.

Why? Because humanity is a fucking wonderful mess.

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Half-Orc

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HUMANS ARE SUPERIOR

>>323457664
I want to fuck that half orc.

And that elf is too fucking buff.

>>323457664
Mostly humans because whatever, mostly no downsides.

>That idiot that picks the human because he can't relate to anything else
Faggots like that one I mentioned are the reason we can't have fantasy races in video games anymore. True fantasy races, not some green muscular human with fans.

Orc master race, fuck being a half-orc. Exactly what I'm talking about.

Elves are just pointy-eared humans
Dwarf is just fat and short human
Orc is just an ugly thick-skinned human

>no insect race
Dropped

>>323458914
Human racial in games like nwn were so fucking better than the other race

>>323457664
tolkien high fantasy is so fucking boring

>>323459257
>anon into's humanoids for the first time

>>323458619
>not playing the superior Drider

Weak. Pathetic and weak.

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>>323459204
pick humans for a self-insert for romance plots and that's it.

there is no other reason to pick human. You play a game with all of these fantastic creatures and you're picking the most boring one? Really?

Half-Orc gril

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>>323457664
Or Lizardfolk.

Who am I kidding.
Humans, there are next to no interesting races anymore.

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Female dark elf.

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>>323459337
Hunky bug people when?!

>>323457664
since when are gnomes so sexy?

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>>323459414
Spiders are not sexy or cool, sorry.

>half orc
requesting r34 human-orc thx

We need to talk about how sexy that Gnome is

>>323459557
How's that a dark elf?

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>elves

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>>323459558
>bullshit humanoid with a huge dick

Nah, fuck that, give me something that walks on six legs.

>>323458623
You. I like you.

.....Shortstacks have ruined me.

Whichever has the best stats for a wizard.

>>323458441
>>323458093
>>323458619
>>323459434
>>323459442

Beta fags, pick Dwarf, Orc, or human. Anything else and you may as well inject Oestrogen into yourselves, pussies.

>>323457664
Half...
>Todd
orc

>>323459434
blue or black desu

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>>323460015
Now we're talkin'

>>323459591
>"""spider"""
>it's just a human with a humongous ass wearing pantyhose and sitting frog-legged

this forced monster race shit needs to stop

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>>323459678
honestly, this is a gnome.
not that garbage.

>>323459442
These are people who don't really play games, or only CoD. Again, a true fantasy race wouldn't even have a humanoid form, or at least a basic one. Sadly, everything has to be humanized for anyone to give a shit about them.

>>323460259
>humongous ass

T H I C C

>>323458914
>>323459359

It's the fucking bonus feat and the free ability points to put anywhere. No other racials beats those.

Same situation I'm in with shafowrun. Humans start with three extra karma to put anywhere. Unbeatable.

There aren't enough playable lizards or skeletons in games

>>323460259
Who has that pic where all of, or at least the spider girl, are humans? I saw it and she was beautiful.

>>323460015
You have found the way to elves ok. Good job anon, I shall give you as much as you can carry in your pussy

>>323459726
>that human face and hair
How disgustingly vanilla

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Jellyfish Amalgamate

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>>323460242
>Mountain Troll
>you will never please her without actually having to crawl in her vagina

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>>323459678
>>323460302

Anything that's half one thing and half another without one of the halves being human. Gnome-elf dwarf-ork etc.

If it only makes a difference in aesthetics, whoever race has sexiest females.

Otherwise dwarf master race.

>>323459442

In the game that image is from Humans are literally the best at everything.

Its really hard for me to take a hit to character strength sometimes because I like to have strong characters.

>>323460619
Bitch I hace a quadruple sized horse cock what are you gonna do about it?

>>323457664
Where does the half orc come from if there's no orc?

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SKELETON ADVENTURER.
>adventure forever
>rich as fuck
>never get sick

>>323458827
>>323458258
>>323458408
MY BROTHERS!

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Manataur

Half human, half centaur

>>323459442
>You play a game with all of these fantastic creatures

Hold up, we're not going to sit here and call elves and Orcs "fantastic creatures" are we? I'll pick an interesting race when I see one.

>>323460919
Pure orcs do exist but as hostile NPCs so anyone who plays as half-orc chooses to be a rape baby.

>>323460992
That reminds me of my eidolon from Pathfinder that i used as a mount

>>323460992
But, that's half-human, half-human.

>>323460941
D:OS2 can't come soon enough

>>323460941
>never enjoy good feasts during your travels through the lands
>never having sex with the bar wenches
>never feeling the cool breeze while traveling across a mountain pass
>no tear ducts to cry

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>>323460242
>you will never swim inside Mountain Trolls hair and soft furry pubic hair

>>323461391
Wow SFW or nah?

OP, you never explained what kind of game it is.

>>323457664
What's the other half of the Half-Orc?

Fantasy games need to stop doing this. Making Humans the default race, with all other races getting 'half' human versions of themselves. Where are all the other half-breeds?

Also, Gnome.

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>>323461391
Besides the fact that black people are disgusting, I play as a tank and I'm a bottom.

>>323461684
Only humans cuck themselves to breed with other races like that

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>>323457664
Half-Dog

>>323461815
But this has been happening since before the stupid cuck meme. What was the excuse before that?

>>323462223
The cuck eternal

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>>323461684
Humans are +5 Horny

>>323461684
>no modern game would ever be ballsy enough to not have anything resembling humans at all

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>>323462425
I find that funny considering the etymology of the word itself. The original concept was a human taking the woman of a monster with horns.

>>323457664
Depends on the setting and lore. Elves and orc-types are always a total hit or miss. Humans are the safest. Can't take a dwarf-hero seriously unless it's a comedy.

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Orc masterrace

>>323462663
Furry/anthro

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>>323457664
Toddposter-halfling masterrace

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Wandering unarmed ass kicker master race

>>323461684

In videogames its hard to get every combination programmed in, especially if you take it to the extreme. A fantasy world with only human elf and dwarf mixes doubles the playable races with halfbreeds and who knows how many options if you allow for quarters, eighths. Etc. It's starts to look like an American telling you his geneology; 3/16ths German, 1/4 french, 1/8th Irish, 1/32 Cherokee and so on.

>>323457664

>Elves
>taller than humans

>>323463549
Most races of elves are taller than humans. It's only when you start splitting them up into their sub-races that you find elves that are shorter or stockier than humans. The most common elven race is the stereotypical high elf which is taller than humans.

>>323463713

In general fantasy elves tend to be shorter. This is the case for ADnD

>>323462631
And chums with the dungeon keeper?

>>323459442
I like playing human because I like the idea of being an average fucker getting caught up in/facing off against extraordinary shit.

>>323463986
Yeah, maybe around the ADnD era. Lately it's been the opposite.

Female dwarf with a beard

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>tasteless faggots choosing humans

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Dwarf Master Race Reporting In

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>>323463986
High elves are typically the most commonly seen elf in most AD&D settings. The reason for the confusion lately has been the homogenization of the races of elves into a singular race which took on the attributes of the most common type of elf in the settings.

>>323457664
Halfling for a speech playthru.
>tfw turning people against each other and still get shekels and gain influence with everyone

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human, because everything else is pointless

>not making a red-headed female human with freckles and green eyes

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>>323457664
>half orcs have bigger cocks than elves

When will this stereotype end?

>>323457664
Orc.

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>make fantasy game
>put humans in it
>you can't play as one

Problems solved

>>323462631
fucking bards

>>323457664
That elf is /fit/ as fuck, I'd choose him and wreck dwarves all day and night.

If playing as male: orc
if female: elf

>>323464805
>nobody buys it

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>elves are know for having a high libido and being a sluts/slaves to humans and orcs

what is this meme

>>323457664

Norwegian

>>323464978
>the first game you know for a fact isn't played by normie scum
Problems. Solved.

>>323461215
Exactly, half human and half centaur.

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>>323465262
glub glub

>>323465039
>Implying Elves aren't hedonistic as fuck

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I love elves.

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>elves

A simple surgery would make those elves perfect.

>>323465965
AND GAYMEN

>>323466314
i really, really like this image

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Orcs really are the only option here

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>>323457664
Toddling.

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>>323465039
>meme

It's not a meme Anon, Elves are just sluts

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>>323457664
>Playing D&D with friends
>They all choose the most out there races available
>I choose human
>their faces when

The dirty race traitors.

>>323467119
I always made a gnome illusionist for the utility of size and versatility of cantrips. Wiggling out of dangerous situations when everyone else was fighting for their lives was fun.

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>>323464805
>Chubby lil androgynous Goblin
I can dig it

>Skylanders the Mage
Meh, dragon mages might be cool

>Furry Trigger Warning
I think I found out why no one's heard of this game.

>>323467990
Isn't it actually because it's easier to just make humanoid looking characters?

>>323457664
Dorf > Gnome (unique magic hell yes) > Half-Orc > Human (or first if power gaming) > Halfling

>ever playing as fantasy fags

>tfw globalization, free trade, television, internet have reduced the differences between the cultures of the various races
>still have to deal with orclivesmatter protesters every day on the way to work at the potions factory

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>>323457664
Same as any following playthrough: gnome master race

>>323464556
Those baraka look great.
10/10 would play as

>>323468153
Most people have shit for imagination and empathy. It is the same thing as 90% of FPS protags being buzzcut dudebros; it is easy for the majority of the public to identify with the character.

>>323468153

Yes.

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>>323457664
Which one do you choose on your first playthrough?

>>323468153
Thats what I always thought but this is an easy way out for game dev's not to look like cheap uncreative bastards.

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>>323466670
>COmF

Indeed.

todd-kun

>>323457664
Half-Orc Barbarian

>>323468632
What stupid fucking earrings. It's after Labor Day for crying out loud.

>>323468514
Halberd is best.

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>>323464805
>all these people wanting to consort with inferior species
Disgusting.

>>323468254
>desert elf jihadists suicide bombing and murdering everything

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>>323464556
Baraka are cool but those little animal guys are the best race in any MMO ever.

>>323466670
this

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>>323459558
>that bulge

>Dwarves
Meme race. Exclusively played by hipsters that think they're so cool for playing the fat, hairy midget (think Wario players in Smash)
>Halfling
Exclusively played by autistic people.
>Elf
Deserve to be genocided
>Human
Acceptable unless the person playing is trying to self insert
>Gnome
See halfling
>Half-Orc
meh
>Half-Elf
see Elf

>>323468731
>european gnomes getting displaced from their own gnomelands by letting in desert elf 'refugees'

sweden especially likes those dark ones

>>323468827
this tbqhwyfiasmh@u

>>323464556
I loved my femRoe

Am I the only one who never plays beast-like races, but still likes having them around just because?

>>323468753
Too Bad Baraka and Popori will never get any love know, all new stuff is for Elins (and elves, castanics and human females in a lesser extent)

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>>323460242
I want a male version

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Which one, /v/?

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>>323466670
>orc
>just as much heresy as an elf

Get that blasphemous shit out of here

>>323469016
I'm the same but sadly you can't have beast race without furfaggotry these days
Depends of what you mean by beast race though is it just a human with cat ears or full lizardmen?

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>>323457664
High Elf > Orc/Half-Orc (Qunari) > Human > > > > > > > > > > Anything Else

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>>323469069
Crocs or dracos for sure.

>>323469323
>not bard
Absolute garbage taste.

>>323469069
>paradin

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>>323460992

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>>323469124
>not wanting to purge the planet of every degenerate race that isn't human
Greenskins, knifeears, moneygrubbing cave midgets, pointy-hatted no-good fatasses, animalfuckers, they all will hang on the Day of the Rope.

>>323457664
Half orc
Half naked
Full boner

>>323469283
Full on lizardman. I fucking love weird stuff. In particular, I've always liked the idea of insectoid races, yet they are almost never done, an when they are it's always the same hivemind evil non-playable race bullshit.

>>323469069
Paradin looks baller as fuck

>>323464556
>not wanting to be a barrel chested huge roe god

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>>323469449
Finally someone that understands humanity's superiority over everything.

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>>323464805
souce on that pls?

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>>323469069
>paradin

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>>323458408
>>323458258
Dwarven kinsmen!

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If you're anything other than human I just assume that you're either a furry or an otherkin roleplayer.
You also probably think that Eragon was a good book you dirt bag.

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>>323469069
>unrealistic weebshit art
How about none?

>>323469798
I can't stand playing humans unless I can go full armor mode and cover myself entirely until I look like some weird medieval robot.

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>>323469697
my gaymeter went off the charts with the guy in the left

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>>323469930
>I can't stand playing as humans.
Wow, I really like your OC: Strongheart Proudpaw. He was half dragon and half wolf right? Get the fuck out of here with that weak shit, humans #1 with dorfs being an acceptable stand in.

>>323469930
You might have autism.

>>323457664
Dwarf. Then half-orc.

But, eventually, you have to settle for a human playthrough because human fighter is always canon. Always.

>>323460242
/trash/ must have a look at this cute cyclops

>>323470091
Mammals a shit.

>>323470287
So then kill yourself.

>>323458258
This.

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What's the best class and why is it Lancer?

>>323464556
Once again, everyone wants to have a character to relate to, which is why you have all these grizzled white men as the protagonists of every game. It's a fucking shame, we're missing out on cool fantasy elements in favor of shit like this:

>>323462631
>>323460242

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>>323469798
>>323470091
You do realize that the reason why people don't like otherkin and furries is because theyare fucking autistic and try to shove their taste down other people's throats, right? On the exact same way you are doing.

>>323468514
>not choosing stunlock MLG zweihander
pussies, all of you

>>323470626
What shitty armor design even if it's whore clothes.

>>323470710
>Using baby mode weapon with 200% damage with no downsides attached
>Can even stunlock
>Calls other pussies
Casual detected, Rapier is where it is at.

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>>323470642
>cool fantasy elements
You just want to fuck monsters.

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>>323457664
Female Human Warrior with chaotic based abilities if possible.

2nd playthrough is a holy knight. Any other order is wrong.

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>>323470692
I am not shoving, I am educating. Educating people who are wrong.

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>>323470997
>using tiny twirly poke sticks
>not casual
What's wrong, limp dick? Never seen the inside of a gym?

>>323457664

I thought Halflings were taller than Gnomes.

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>>323470626
That armor design is perfect.

It'll be easier to gut them and watch their entrails drain out.

>>323471097
Whats the context of that pic?

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>>323471350
you have autism anon.

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>people will defend this

>>323468514
Red just to piss people off

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>>323470626
>onion knight

>>323471367
>He's never used a real two handed sword before
You are using two hands to carry something only about 6 pounds, also less hand eye eye coordination and less dexterity.

>>323471553
>this sour shit again

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>>323457664
In game, they make the other races so ridiculously ugly. In my first play through, I'd rather not have to spend dozens of hours staring at an abomination.

>>323457664
Paizo would never publish artwork with women in their underware now.
I have never seen a company overrun by SJWs as bad as them

>>323457664
It's always human. Not because it's the best at anything but it's not shit at anything either.

>Half-Orc
>High STR/CON
>Retard level INT/CHR

Repeat in some form for every other race.

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>>323471013
>not wanting to pump your cock into the willing pussy of a defeated orc maiden into front of her humiliated kin, as you forge a lineage of superhuman offspring.

It's like you hate adventuring or something

>>323457664
Depends on what I'm playing as.
Mage? Elf/half-elf
Archer or an agile melee? Human
Wrecking shit with brutality? Dwarf

mfw when I don`t know what a dorf is, someone tell me?

>>323464556
There's a ton of Charr on Crystal Desert.

Charr are also best race, just saying. They seem to be the only race that DOES something and has their shit together. Plus their social structure is interesting as hell. As you're treated as an equal no matter what rank or job you have, and treated as important as the top brass.

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>>323471545
No I have rightism.

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>>323464556
>tfw played baraka mage in Tera
>tfw played goblin hunter and mage in wow
Have no idea why this two unpopular. They cool as fuck in their own way each.

I like Pathfinder gnomes...

>>323467990
This will never not annoy the fuck out of me. Probably the reason to why we won't get a Medieval 3

>>323471013
Nigga, I want to play as a cool dragonkin who can fly and utilize fire as an attack along with having fire resistance, or a powerful orc that can break down landmasses with his powerful girth. I hate how fantasy settings are now a thinly veiled harem for some boring human to fuck all and everything.

You can't even mention elves and orcs without some faggot posting that stupid comic.

>>323472542
Male goblins are really great looking, it's to bad their animations are fucking goofy as hell. I wanted to play as a ruthless goblin theif, not a tip-toeing retard.

>>323457664
Orc always

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>>323472261
I just play human for all of them.

>>323469449
>>323469656
>fantasy/sci fi

>actually wanting human supremacy

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>>323472423
Hairy, stout, short humanoids that often live in vast underground fortresses in mountains, forging great and powerful weapons, armor, trinkets, dildos, etc. naturally enchanted through their secret blacksmithing methods. Are also always drunk and never sober.

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>>323472346
Reminds me of the random DnD games I used to join. Like we would defeat a group of adventurers/peasants and I'd say Strength check: I want to rape the elf. Everyone in the party would give me that look. Even better when there's the obligitory hambeast at the table playing a healer or someshit. I'd then keep going with it until people start to get fed up/quit.

Half-elf or dwarf brehs. Mostly half-elf

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>>323471781
I...I want to play a Moth bases healer who uses dust to heal and attack.

>>323473061
>tfw I describe fairies as being moths that stand upright in my D&D campaign.

>>323472969
>That Guy

>>323472969
>Being That Guy

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>>323470626
Always pick the classes with the lewdest/smallest panties. You'll never go wrong.

>>323458840
>not having a setting composed only of small races

Midgets

>>323470009
Thats a half ork...

>>323473186
God bless you Anon.

I'd love more creative Fey creatures in games, I'd even love some playable ones. I'm a little Age of Wonders 3 isn't getting anymore updates, would have loved to see a Fey culture spring up from that other then Fairies and Unicorns hanging out in a meadow.

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>>323465039
Japanese perverts and weeb perverts
Elves are canonically beautiful and either pure or arrogant in pretty much every universe so cvcks have a fetish for watching them get violated, particularly by orcs

It's pathetic and gross

>>323472901
so... basically dwarfs?

>>323470626
Priest.
The answer is always Priest/White Mage

>>323472443
Charr are only interesting because they absolutely shat on all the human lore from the previous game.

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>>323473542
Yes. What the fuck else did you think dorf referred to?

>>323472969
Nigga, i was just talking about cumming inside of my new orcish bride after conquering her family in combat.

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>>323472969

>>323471120
>highly practical armour
>no chainmail covering the trunk

>>323471553
and that game had the liveliest towns and best atmosphere and cutscenes. I guess furshit works.

>>323473720
woah dude I`m not going around calling dwarfs "dorfs". just like people call night elfs nelfs. just why?

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bored as hell

games related to this topic? anything works really

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>>323474047
dorf is just a really affectionate way to refer to dorfs.
nelfs are Night Elves from warcraft.

>>323474106
You mean games with a lot of choice for races? Try Wizardry 8 or DCSS

>>323466314
>>323469124
>>323469449
>>323469656
Humanis pls go.

>>323467990
I hope everyone realizes this post is largely just an excuse for bad writing

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>>323457664
Half-Orc = Love & Life

>>323474371
agree

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>>323474106
Fortune Summoners. You play as a loli warrior who goes around with her two cute loli spell-casting friends and beat the shit out of inferior monster people.

>>323474312
Humanity is the greatest species on the planet and filthy species traitors like you should be the first to burn in the sacrificial pyres.

>>323457664
That's an unusually handsome halfling

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>>323474312

>>323457664
Whichever one breaks magic the hardest.

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>>323474691
Speaking of, who are the best elves and why are they Dunmer?

>>323457664
>Human Paladin
SMITE
THE
HERETICS

>>323474106
>games related to this topic?
You know ... I could really go for an open-world knight-em-up.

Riding round on a steed, saving Princesses and slaying dragons and such. Do good and become Paladin, do bad and be Dark Knight or whatever.

Sore lack of sword-and-shield games right now i think

It's my FIRST playthrough, so, human.

ORC LIVES MATTER

#currentyear

>>323458258
/thread

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>>323464857
It's a popular pastime, yes.

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>>323475137
>mfw Donathal Troth will make the Westerlands great again

Elves just can't get enough Huge Human Cock

>>323457664
Half-Orc is the master race.

They're just the prime physical specimens on that list, and therefore just have a higher ceiling for overall perfection.

A Half-Orc with an ideal body for his race with a genius intellect is just superior to an Elf with an ideal body for his race with a genius intellect.

An exceptional Half-Orc may be rare, but he'll be the true best creature to ever walk the earth.

>>323475664
What if it was a half-elf, half-orc?

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>>323475664
>offspring of one that consorts with beasts
>master race

>>323470626
onion knight is, and always will be the best

>>323457664
Half-Elf, with a beard.

Always go for beard elf.

>>323475840
Science gone too far.

>>323476317
Pelinal plz go, Orcs are not elves in this lore.

why does /v/ have such a boner for dwarves?

>>323476317
How do you feel about elves and orcs who are devoted followers of the Church and are paladins?

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>>323474813

>>323460242
my nigga

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>>323470626
>>323471729
Make way for the one true onion knight, peasants

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>elder God tier
Dwarf
>above ground tier
Everyone else
>shitty faggots
Anytime of elf

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>>323476812
Both are unholy freaks but I would tolerate them if they were devoted to the cause.

Cute elf girl or manly dwarf with a beard.

>>323472180
If you don't always play as an Argonian your first run in an Elder Scrolls game you're a ginormous faggot.

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Human, so i can impregnate elves, take responsibility, and create the perfect race.

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>>323475840

>>323465039
I always thought it was the opposite Elves rarely have sex and produce few offspring whereas humans fuck like rabbits and as result eventually overtake elves as the dominant species.

>>323472180
I like how the cat-niggers and lizard-niggers aren't in that image.

Because they aren't people.

>>323477432
You'd have a point if the nigger-niggers and elf-niggers weren't in the picture.

>>323458258
Amen to that brother,
>They got rock solid composition
>Usually the backbone of the strongest empires
>Typically one of the most technologically advanced races
>Most bro-tier allies
>Know how to have fun

>>323473506
>cvcks
you means cucks?

>>323457664
Human male or female, depending on the classes

>>323477772
3 NRFS

>>323457664
Human. And human in every subsequent playthrough you fucking heathen

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>not choosing crab

>>323460941
>healing spells hurt you
>always attacked on sight by town guards
>can be put under the control of an evil cleric
>extra damage from bludgeoning weapons

lol no thx

>>323477772

>Realigned Villianous Vixen
>Suave, but Dubious Devil
>Masked Magician Con-Artist

sounds like fun

>>323477772
Amazon Huntress
Realigned Villanous Vixen
Female Law Enforcement Palandin

Because muh dick

>>323477772
Detective as my partner who takes everything seriously
Cat girl as my waifu
Orc as my bro

>>323477772
>dubious devil
>iron general
>scantilly clad warrior princess

>>323477772
Elven time mage
Detective
Androgynous cleric kid

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>>323477772
>Honorable Kabuto Samurai
>he
>his
>he
Final answer: 3 Honorable Kabuto Samurai

>>323477772
>Cheerful Druid
>Nameless Rank and File Soldier
>Brawny Gentleman

Best party desu

>>323478793
Oh wait, I read it wrong, the picture is on bottom.
My answer is still final.

>>323477772
>Pompous Knight
>Noble Spirit Shaman
>Cursed Undead Warrior with Amnesia
I want a squad to get shit done.

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>>323462631
Bards really are the scum of fantasy universes. Who cheats on the ultimate waifu?

dragons are the best

>>323477772
Orc
Cat girl
Little girl

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>>323464556
>tfw when I played a Charr in gw2 and a goblin priest in WoW

Although to be fair I chose them based on the lore behind them over their actual appearance.

>>323457664
>No full Orc option

I guess half-orc then.

I'd be tempted to choose human first though, to see if the world reacts to you in a negative way on the second playthrough as a half-orc.

Half-elf usually, but Human in games where it matters (all of them)

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>>323457664
I doubt Id play an MMO with such bland races in the first place.
But Orc.

>>323477772
>Iron General
>Sophisticated Psion
>Grizzled Detective
Going to raise an army rather than be stuck with a party of 3 + my worthless ass. Can swap out the detective for the Dwarven Mechanic but it's a pretty even split on their usefulness.

General leads, Psion uses his powers for information and predicting the enemy, Detective infiltrates and figures out the weak points in whatever I'm fighting.

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Beast race. Every time.
If there's more than one, the biggest and strongest one.

If robots are an option as well, they take priority.

>>323479913
That pic would be significantly better if it used green instead of blue.

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>>323479230

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I go for elves every time. Feed me your hatred, /v/, your red indignation.

>>323477772
Dragon Knight
Ninja-Guardian
Female Paladin
To smite the forces of evil. And Elves

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>>323480254

I never god this
>waaah humans, purge non-human scum
meme. Seems quite pathetic and boring. I suspect the type of losers who play paladins are behind it.

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>never an aquatic race to play as
Dragon Quest X is all I can think of, and it's never coming to the West

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>>323480368
The biggest problem with the image is that females cannot be paladins.

>>323458258
This.

>>323477772
>brawny gentleman
>sophisticated psion
>runaway foreign catgirl
I'd go swordsman, and we'd have all the basics covered.

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>>323480505
elf lover detected

>>323477772
Ancient Steam Knight
Cursed Undead
Dragon Knight

>>323467990

Wall-e is just one fairly recent example that completely destroys this argument. That movie was insanely popular.

>>323480786
>not wanting to be eternal, beautiful and skilled in magic
Yeah. Elves suck.
better be a bulky, hairy mortal

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>>323481091
>wanting to play as the "muh one with nature holier than thou superiority complex at least I'm prettier than humans" race