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This game is better than sex holy shit

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This game is better than sex holy shit
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>implying I can compare the two
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It's the Dead body lootin', mutant shootin' Venus youthin', Rootin' tootin', Luger totin' Ruger loadin'
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I'm too bad at Nuclear throne to enjoy it
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>>323444619
It was the best indie game released of 2015
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>>323444619
>see what the big deal is so look it up
>rogue-like
>intothetrashitgoes.jpg
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Rami Ismail is a cunt
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>>323444619
Sex has higher FPS
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It's alright.

Really nothing to shout about.
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>>323445583
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>Wanted the game for a long time, at least over a year now

>everyone on /v/ keeps talking about how good it is now but I'm saving up cash

Fuck this is driving me insane.
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>>323444619
better than undertale
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>>323445307
Fucking THIS

I'll never understand the appeal of shitty recycled rogue-like games
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>>323445307
XD
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>>323445919
Pirate and try it first. Then decide if it's trash.
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>>323444619
24 HOURS IN AND STILL HAVEN'T LOOPED
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I have a free copy. Who wants it?
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>>323444619

When From fanboys say git gud, what they mean is 'play the game until you have learned everything down rote'.

Here git gud is actually about skill building, and sucking/learning is actually fun.

Best game in ages, and I'm still shit at it 21 hours in.
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>>323446416
Try the /vg/ General for the game. They probably have some pirate-fags who want it.
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>>323446416
I'll take it off your hands anon

id/CptDrDigi
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>30fps
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>>323446581
Added ;)
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>>323446813
>TB is dying of cancer
>wowcrendor is dying of mono
>Jesse Cox is dying of fat
Youtube: not even once
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>>323445835
how the fuck does it take any significant amount of time to save up 12 dollary doos?
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>>323444619
How would you know?
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Holy fuck I just played earlier and had a lot of all kinds of bad RNG.
>tfw Steroids run w/ no Throne Butt
rip bullets
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>>323446039
Try 80
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>>323447380

>wowcrendor is dying of mono
What
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How is this on vita? Is it worth it?
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All yall need to get great (gg) XD
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Give me one good reason why you're not playing as best character 2015 right now
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>>323445235
Same. I've played for 4 hours so far and still haven't reached the Throne.
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>>323448579
But I am playing as Robot.
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>>323448612

A lot of people like dick measuring to how quickly they got there. Took me 30 or so hours. I still occasionally die in the Wasteland and sewers too.
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>>323444619
is this game cracked yet
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Nuclear Throne is good and all that, but I feel you guys are super late on this.

This isn't a corporate shilling thread... right?
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>>323449124
Gosh anon, stop being so paranoid.
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>lil hunter
I have never gotten past him
I'm 10 hours in
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>>323449124
The game actually released, so people are buying it now.

This is liek one of the only two to three games in the past couple of years to go OUT of early access.
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I dont know why but for me fish is thebest character, i just simply love rolling
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>Unlock Steroids
>Become one with the BRRRRRRT for a solid three seconds before all my ammo reserves are gone

This guy and Y.V. are probably my two favorite characters at this point. Holy shit.
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>>323449294
I cant ever play as Fish. Every time Gamma Guts comes up I feel obligated to pick it and roll right into enemies.
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What's good about it? Looking at the store page I don't see it.
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>>323449124

>he bought into the early-access meme

>he didn't buy into the early-access meme


Which one is it again? And when is the opposite appropriate?
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GUYS GUYS

DID YOU KNOW

fish can roll
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>>323449267
It was pretty damn good in early access though, I know people are paranoid but it was super easy to pirate too.
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Did anyone figure out how to get Y.W. themselves? That shit is way too obscure.
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>>323449470
Fast-paced twinstick-style shooter with randomly generated levels and randomly placed equipment with a large amount of characters.
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>>323448293
>crown of luck

the absolute madman
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>>323449631
ok it's not for me then
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>>323448579
Because it's literally the game's easy mode. Pop pop and Braap break then game in half if you have something like a bazooka or better and his passive plus trigger fingers are also OP as fuck.
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>watched ster play the game
>wanted to buy it
>but never buy early access out of principal
>about to get it recently
>find out about the indiebox version
I'll have to wait until February to get it, but collector's edition
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>>323450060
>explosive crown
>explosive resistance
>double nuke launchers
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>>323449243
Lil Hunter only has 3 patterns.
If you're close he'll use bouncer shotgun
If you're mid range he'll use the eraser
If you're out of range he'll fly away and land on top of you and summon IDPD members.
Your best bet is melee and keep flinging his bouncer bullets against him.
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>>323448579
Too busy bodying everything except those fucking Moths as based Eyes
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>>323450313
It's that goddamn final explosion when he dies
I can't even tell what the fuck is going on and I end up dying to something that I assume is his bullshit
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>>323447791
that's like 3600000000000000 of my local currency, man
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>>323445919
>>323445307
It's not a roguelike.
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>>323450509
Get Boiling veins. Don't underestimate how useful this mutation is.
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>>323448827

Mi amigo de piel oscura africana.
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>>323450608
Really faggot? First line in the steam page:
>Nuclear Throne is a post-apocalyptic roguelike-like top-down shooter.
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>>323450539
>>323450887
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>>323450991
You're still wrong.
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>>323450991
Yes?
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>>323450991

It's fun, though.
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>>323446039
i looped at 20 hour mark, i was so hyped that i died instantly later
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>>323450539
ZIMBABWE
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>>323450471
the only correct choice
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>>323451067
Bernie Sanders supporter right here.
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>>323446996
Accepted ;)
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>>323445583
thanks total biscuit
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>shitty roguelike
>capped at 30fps
>SJW devs

fuck off
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>>323451936
Name me one other game where you can roll.
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>>323451936
>not being able to separate the work from the creator.
Sign of low intelligence.
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>>323451936
Just disregard anything Rami Ismail says.
And play the damn game fpr fuck's sake. Do that twat's views show up in it? No.

Oh, in another Vlambeer game you play as a nazi hero
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>>323448214
bumping this.
Might get a legit copy for portability if it doesn't run like complete ass.
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It's a fun game but unless you're retarded you'll be able to loop consistently after about 15 hours and after 30 hours it gets really boring. Despite the randomization there is still barely any variety, and once you know about all of the bullshit there's not much else to do. Also some of the features have been broken for weeks and it's locked at 30fps for no reason but incompetence.
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>>323448214
>>323452638
It runs alright. Although it crashes sometimes in the area 7 levels when you die. From what I know, the PS4 version is the worst when it comes to crashes.
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>>323449470
Masterclass in game feel. "One more try" factor
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>>323451936
Nobody likes Rami, just ignore him entirely.
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>>323444619
I can't really compare those things cause I haven't actually played it.
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>>323453120
Why the fuck are you here, go play it
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>>323450991
>It's a roguelike, fuck it
>roguelike-like
>roguelike-like

Read it carefully
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>>323452705
I'm sad to admit it, but "this".

The core mechanics are great, but it gets too repetitive after those 20-30 hours of gameplay. I'd say the game needs more variety in terms of maps and mutations.
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Oh look, another shitty indie 8bit game. Game industry is dead.
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>>323453204
>Why the fuck are you here, go play it
W-well now. It hasn't really been on sale, has it?
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>>323453434
>8bit
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god i fucking love this game, 26 hours and i can't stop its like fucking crack-cocaine

steroids for life
get a minigun pull the trigger and never let go
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>>323453490
Vlambeer games LITERALLY never go on sale, it's one of their policies.
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>>323453490
Because it released a month ago, dumbass.
Get some money and play it faggot, it's cheap enough as it is
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>>323453687
I've seen that plane game go on sale a couple times
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>>323453832
That's because Devolver published that game and made the decision. They published NT themselves so it's definitely not happening.
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>>323453490
Just pirate it, nigga
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>>323453530
Try and refute me instead.
Obviously you can't.

You all know is shit.
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>>323448293
>those mutations
how did you even make it that far?
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>>323454561
Are you saying Nuclear throne is actually an 8bit game?
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>>323454561
Do you even know what the word "8-bit" even means, retard?
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>>323454734
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying you fucking dipshit. So was SmashTV. They're both about equal on the shit-o-meter.
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>>323445150
Is that Bill?
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>>323455860
This is either bait or you're legitimately retarded.
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>>323452420
>not being able to recognize blatant bait

Sign of low intelligence.
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>>323456353
>can't refute it
>better start the le tricky hooke shitpoasty!

Fuck off, faggot.
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>>323456696
This is an orange.
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>>323456696
IT'S THE
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>>323456696
You do realize not all games with pixels are 8-bit right?
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>>323459371
>/v/ actually knowing what words mean
doubt
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Is steroids supposed to keep revolvers for a long time? Most of the other bullet weapons burn through ammo if you can't get throne butt and recycle
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controller or kb+m ?
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>>323460917

It's probably from being raised on consoles that I prefer the controllers, but I'm pretty sure kbm is better
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>>323460917
kb+m
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>>323460085
Just use those guns the way you'd use them with other characters if you don't have recycle gland+throne butt. Just because you're steroids, doesn't mean you have to constantly shoot
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>>323446039
Unlock rebel dude, Just her passive makes her super ez to loop with, I absolutely murdered the throne 2 with just my minions
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>>323460917

I myself would find aiming super odd without the mouse, if only because of the crosshair, but I'm not everyone.
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>>323449467
>Steroids revolver run
>Get stress
>Get trigger finger
>Press the fire buttons slightly offkey from each other
>Become absolute madman
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>>323456696
Not that guy. But go learn what "8-Bit" actually entails you underage shitposter.
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>>323462036
Shit nevermind i forgot, Sorry anon
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>>323447380
wowcrendor is dying of being a fucking stoner for the majority of his life and the high hasn't worn off yet. He doesn't have mono.
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If I like Risk of Rain will I like this game? It looks interesting.
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>>323462595
yeah
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>>323462595
why are RoRfags always ask same question god damn it
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>>323462595
The perma-death element is similar but that's about it. Risk of Rain has longer single sessions, while Nuclear Throne is more about dying rapidly and restarting util you get a good weapon/mutation combo going at which point you can beat the whole game in a couple of minutes.
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>>323462595
I like both, so go for it anon.
Check this out first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVPg2g_enBI
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>>323462595
Two completely different games.
RoR is about surviving and methodically using your skills with the correct timing.

Nuclear Throne is 100% twitch reflexes.
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oh great more indie shilling? I guess both Lisa and Undertale worked why not another
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>>323463057
nah this is more like 3am ror threads
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>>323463057
This game's been available longer than either of those games. Fuck off.
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>>323463057
>Game I don't like? MUST BE A SHILL
Fuck off.
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>kill lil hunter
>avoid his dying phase
>get killed by snow tank
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>>323445150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ZIdmfMc5o
Required
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>all the recent /v/ threads get me to go back in playing
>enjoying it more than ever
>just feeling generally happy all day and cant wait to play more later

thanks /v/, made my damn week.
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It's good but the game forces you to play cautiously. It's not as fast-paced as it should be.
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>>323454630
By not being absolute shit at the game.
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>>323463261
>Thread about a game
>"STOP SHILLING"

I bet all the newfags think that it's a joke when we talk about how much /v/ hates talking about video games.
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>>323463346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og243Dom4Sw&list=PLhkIdbpGUYzGWZ5_ObPwFFaYZqUo9l8eU
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>>323463508
I've managed to loop three times by just running and gunning like an absolute retard and throwing caution to the win.
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Is the indiebox the only way of getting a physical copy of the game? Also, is there going to be any other NT stuff other than the game in it?
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>>323463508
>forces you to play cautious
Fucking how, Y.V and Steroids were designed to be rush characters.
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>>323446039
20 here but i got to 7-2
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>>323450991
>>323453434
>>323454561
>>323455860
>>323456696
Worst posts I've seen all day. Tell me your age. You all must be underage.
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>>323456356
Not the poster you were replying to, but if I could recognize it in his work I'd agree with you. His opinions haven't affected the game at all, so I'm not sure why you think it should affect my opinion on the game.

But then again, I'm sure you didn't play it, and just wanted to shitpost
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>>323458847
DEAD BODY LOOTIN
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>>323463057
Nuclear Throne is pure gameplay
It's honestly not comparable to something like Undertale, which coasts heavily on it's 'story' and characters

We do have meme triangles, though
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>>323464773
>if you don't like shitty pixel indie games you're underage
lol
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>>323453434
do you even know what 8bit is
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>>323466483
>I-it's pixel and indie so it's bad!

Of course it is, my 12-year old friend, of course it is.
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My only problem in this game is RNG. One poorly generated level can end a very good run.
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>>323467031
>tfw spawning in the open on Palace
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>Another memegame /v/ likes to hype up
Great.
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I'm glad /v/ likes Nuclear Throne. I got it about a year ago when it was still in early access, and beat it a couple times. It's got a lot of screen shake, explosions and stuff.

I wonder if the game is any different now than it was then, when it was getting updates like every week or two. The Nuclear Throne boss fight was pretty lackluster. I guess I could reinstall and see for myself.
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How nice of you to support sjw developers, /v/
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>>323467159
>game that gets talked about a lot
>meme game

There's no such fucking thing as a meme game, and even if there was, you dippy fucks have labeled so many things you don't like meme games that it's lost all meaning by now. Just fucking stop, holy shit.
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>>323467675
woah new argument check out this post
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>make it to nuclear throne 4 times
>still haven't killed it
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>>323467917
I consider it a success since I got your reply
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>>323467710

It's their new word. They need to call things they don't like that so they think they fit in.

Or something i don't fucking know, it's retarded regardless. Can't fucking dislike something apparently, no the thing has to be shit.
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>unlock new green guy
>horror, must be a tough son of a bitch
>check him out
>gets one more mutation, whatever, it's ok I guess
>shits out a green ray that doesn't even kill a rat at the cost of your level
What a shit character
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>>323468325
your life must be full of SUCCESS
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woah nice meme game
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>>323468378
The beam grows in power the longer you fire it for, destroys enemy projectiles and, so long as it hits the enemy, refunds at least some of the cost. You should still only really use it on large enemies until level ultra, imo.

>>323468527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
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>finally beat palace
>psyching myself up for throne fight
>accidentally hit generator and die
I will never loop
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>>323469168
Boiling Veins, nigga
Literally always
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>>323468527
>>323467675
remember kids dont be the fag that diverts the videogame discussion into some /pol tier bullshit
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>>323469168
if you want to cheese the throne fight pick eyes and get throne butt/euphoria and hold rightclick all the thrones bullets just miss
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>trying to get Melting's B-skin
>get to the scrapyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fktGmqAJCJU

fuck the crows
fuck the snipers on 2-3 that are always fucking off-screen
fuck the bandits
fuck the shitty salamanders because I can never fucking get boiling veins before then

and especially FUCK shitty 2-2 spawns where I can't use my active because everyone insists on crowding around the fucking throne vault portal

>>323469168
You'll do it anon, it's not that hard. Like the anon said always fucking pick up boiling veins.
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>>323469168
>keep dying trying to kill the generators

holy fuck he shits out way too many green balls i dont understand how the fuck you're even supposed to loop if you don't have weapons that one shot the generator
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>>323470783
Stand in the middle to bait the laser. When you hear the tremendous screeching of ancient metal, get the fuck out of the way.

Also, it starts spastically spamming the giant orbs if you're to its sides so try and stay in the middle. A melee weapon is amazing for nullifying them, too.
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>>323471091
melee isn't worth it unless you're steroids though
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>>323449467
I did it with two double miniguns at once, and my ammo was gone in half a second.
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>>323471172
>
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>>323444619
>30fps
to the trash it goes
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>>323451936
Rami is not a developer, he is the marketer. JW is the developer.
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>>323471172
not making enemies GET OVER HERE as eyes into a fat energy hammer swing
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>>323458847
ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
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>>323468378
That extra mutation means you can actually get a good build and reduce RNG. If you hit enemies with the beam, the drop the rads back. Late-game, the beam is basically a built-in ultra weapon, and a pretty good one at that. Horror is great dude.
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>>323452151
Just Cause 2
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so why did they release the game in this broken state? And why doesn't the metascore reflect the fact that dailies don't work, the game crashes on every other launch, and navigating the menu in certain ways breaks it?
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>>323471172
>Implying
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>>323471172
No way. You can harmlessly destroy the throne's energy balls for one. Big Dog is a joke, especially with long arms for another
With long arms, they get decent range. With Trigger Fingers or Stress, slow ones become way more viable as well. In fact I'd say melee is OP
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2bh this game gets old really fast
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>>323472695
This. I only played it for 30 hours, looped a few times in that time and felt like I had seen everything there was to see.
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Whats good about this game and why should I buy it

every review on steam is autistic as fuck and seems like overhype
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Is there any character worth picking besides Crystal? The game is about being swarmed in bullets, and he is the only character that does anything about it.
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>>323473074

Basically this:
>>323452960
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>>323473074
To put it bluntly, it's highly fast-paced and has changing maps every time you play, meaning instead of memorizing patterns, it's actually getting used to a fairly large amount of enemies all at once. Your health pool is worth dick-all and three shots from just about anything will kill you instnatly even on the sturdier characters.

Half the fun is getting good at dodging and going fast, the other half is getting over-powered weapon/mutation combos and destroying everything until you're overwhelmed by a lot of enemies.
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>>323464931

Because the entire point of capitalism is the capacity of the consumer to vote with your dollar, you buy his game, you're signifying you approve of his business practices as well as his product.

There is no separating the work from the creator because this isn't art, it's a business, and you're an idiot.
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>>323473213
>he
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>>323473213
>he

Also Chicken's sword blocks/reflects bullets, and Fish can roll
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>>323473213
>he is the only character
>he
>>
>>323473213
If you want good defense, Eyes is probably even better than crystal. With slower bullets+stronger TK, projectiles basically can't hit you, but he's great even without those mutations

Anyway, crystal isn't that great late-game, aggression amd/or ammo stuff is more important there. Every character can work.
>>
>>323473213
In terms of dealing with bullets:
Fish can roll to avoid bullets
Melting has blood explosions to destroy bullets
Eyes pushes them away with his special
sterroids and Y.V. have faster rates of fire which means you should rush the enemy before it can have enough time to swarm the screen with bullets
Rebel's minions can act as meat shields
Plant goes fast making it a bit easier to get out of the way of bullets
and Horror can destroy bullets with his special

Also
>he
>>
>>323463307
>one shot lil hunter with heavy crossbow+ brrrrap
>12/12 hp
>clean up the survivors
>a single yeti ice skates my shit up
>dead
VLAMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>
Why do mutations have the portrait of a character, does that mean that character gets more of those?
>>
>>323473753
Nope
They're just icons for the mutations
>>
>play a lot yesterday
>randomly get some pain in my index finger while trying to sleep last night
>>
>>323473440
This, if you have trouble without Crystal shield, just get a melee weapon. Wrench is a good balance between swing speed and damage, and has a wide arc
>>
>>323473753
>Playing Crystal
>Get Throne Butt
>Thought the different characters would get different icons portraying themselves for that particular mutation
>It's Crystal everytime
What a dissapointment of a game
>>
>>323474104
>chicken butt
>rogue butt
unf
>>
I bought it and played 5 hours and I think it's great.

These days, I've become apathetic towards games, jaded I guess. So I always give up after 30-45 minutes. Or, I die or something bad happens in the game and I give up immediately and just close the game.

But with NT, I actually keep playing and trying again and again. I tilt a bit though when I die after getting far, so then I run around wildly and sometimes just die immediately again. But I keep trying. So that's a nice feeling. Not giving up.

Not sure when I'll reach the Throne. I'm not sure what I should be doing differently.
>>
a friend just gifted me this for my birthday, what can i expect?
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>>323474394
Screen shake.
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>>323448884
Same.

I haven't played much Nuclear Throne since like August. How is the official release?
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>>323473074
it's not worth buying, this thread is literally marketing.
>>
>>323474438
Who tought that was a good idea? i droped that shit to zero
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>>323474620
>People aren't allowed to discuss video games
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>>323475163
Me too, died one too many times at big dog because I couldn't see the projectiles once he blew up.
>>
>>323444619
But sex isn't even that good
>>
>relax after killing everything in the immediatea area
>chest, great
>chest eats me
this is the worst bullshit that really tilts me
>>
>>323444619
Like you know how sex is
>>
Nuclear Throne is great. It's good. It's fine.

But how the fuck do I git gud at Gun Godz?

>>323475381
Yeah the only real tell is that the chest don't shine.

Good news is that it's not a problem on Loops because there's bullets fucking everything; that chest is getting shot.

Now the Health Chest mimics, that's another level of fuck you.
>>
>>323473394
truth
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>Finally get to YV's mansion as Steroids
>Unlock Golden Grenade Launcher
>Go to play as him again
>He only gets one 1 Golden Weapon
>Still gets the revolver in his other hand but is empty
>>
>>323475619
>the only real tell is that the chest don't shine
They start licking their lips when you get close enough, you can even hear a licking sound.
>>
>>323475964
>>Still gets the revolver in his other hand but is empty
This shit is retarded, what's the point of getting him a gold weapon if it only gives you one and takes your ammo.
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any good strategies for Fish? thought he was shit at first but I really like him now
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>>323476978
I heard that rolling is a viable option
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>>323476978
Yeah check out this guide.
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>>323476318
I thought that it was a bug. They released it full of bugs.
>>
I fucking love crossbow steroids.

Fuck bullethosing, bone marrow double heavy crossbows or splinterguns is the shit.
>>
>>323444619
>Lirik decides to stream it
>loses 5k viewers in 5 minutes

Sure is GOTY in here.
>>
>>323476978
throne butt + gamma gut + scarier face
>>
LIL HUNTER I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>
>>323476978
The Rolling One requires less strategy and more rolling.
>>
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Hey!
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>>323478941
By far the least annoying rare monster.

Fuck big gators though, flak ball out of fucking nowhere every fucking time.
Bonus points if they spawn from a cocoon in crystal caves, it's like the fucking spanish inquisition.
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>>323453434
>8bit
Even if you used the correct term you would still be retarded
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>>323478941
Don't forget us 30
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>>323479529
HIIIIIYAAHAHAHAHA

WAOOOOW
>>
>>323448579
Because he's easier than crystal and only newer players use him cuz le meme XDD
>>
Is every thread about every pixel art roguelite game going to be filled with these people who hate these games? Why don't they just not enter the thread?
>>
>throne 2 dies in 2 shots of super crossbow

>people having problems with it.
>>
>>323482492
They need to share with the world that they're literally triggered by pixel art because they associate it with le undermeme boogeyman, anon.
>>
>>323482626
nice strat, just find supper crossbow?
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>>323482626
>throne dies with one shot of super plasma cannon with laser brain
>people have problems
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