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>YO ANON GET ON THE MIC
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>YO ANON GET ON THE MIC
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N-No thanks
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>>323436549
>Sure thing. I hate typing anyway. It's a hindrance most of the time.
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>>323436549
i-i don't have a mic
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>Get on the call
>Banal bullshit for 2 hours
>leave
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>>323436549
>tumblr
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>>323436549
Pls no
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>>323436549
>>323436636
>>323436795
I have a hard time understanding this thing. Is this some sort of 'we're all uber-betas' meme? Or are you genuinely this autistic?
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>>323436935
Some people really are that beta
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>Player1 has left the server
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>>323436795
>"Ok no problem, you got Skype at least?"
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>>323436935
I have a hard time understanding this thing. Is this some sort of 'I'm an 'uber-alpha' meme? Or are you genuinely this socially adept?
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>>323436549
>i am, do you have the password to our teamspeak server?
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>>323436935
>get on mic
>party is meme spouting degenerates
>that one faggot with reverb
>that one faggot eating
>that one faggot playing music
>that one faggot who brought in a friend of a friend who is an obnoxious faggot
SURE DO LOVE GETTING ON THE MIC
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>tfw people you haven't spoken to in years and don't play with anymore message you on steam
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>>323436935
Y-Yout too
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>>323437358
>that one guy vaping
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>that guy uses voice activation and breathes, sighs, coughs, sniffles, clears his throat and has background noise
>push-to-talk is too complicated for his brain
I don't like you.
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>>323436935

I'm deaf faggot
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>that guy that doesn't use headphones and you constantly hear some shitty weeb music in the background everytime he talks
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>>323437489
>tfw people you haven't spoken to in years and want to play with again ignore your messages on steam
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>Play with /v/ on PSN
>Haven't spoken english in years besides shouting random gibberish
>Probably have an awful accent


No thanks I'll pretend I don't have a mic.
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>>323437839
>tfw the conversation ends after a few words

I have friends, mum, don't worry.
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>I wish this game was more like Dark Souls
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>>323437708
>mess around for several minutes in TS mic options so it doesn't pick up background noise, or any of that shit
>nobody else in the lobby bothers and you can hear everything
>one guy has a baby crying constantly that takes you out of the game
never played with them again
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>>323437940
>playing with /v/
>PSN
>disgusting foreigner
It'd be best if you just ended your life.
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>>323436549
>Have no problem speaking on mic when it's needed
>Playing a game where text chat is fine
>"Hey, get on Skype and join our group call!"
>"Sorry, I don't use Skype."
Translation: No, I don't want to talk to your shut-in ass and all of your stupid meme spouting friends for 5 hours while you screw around in a game.
If someone says they don't want to get on mic with you, they're not shy, you're just gay.
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>>323437708
>tfw when I was that guy.
>mfw when someone finally pointed it out after at least a dozen sessions.

I'm sorry Mormonman, I didn't know
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>>323437816
How can you read this thread then?
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I just orgasmed. Recommend me music to feel in heaven.
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>>323436549
>genuinely mute
>get lumped in with autistic weeaboo fucks like you for not using a mic
They know you sound like you gargle dicks for a living because they know you gargle dicks for a living; Just talk to them.
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>>323438279

Magical powers. I use them to mind read your computers and detect your posts.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s12kxg2GmupS
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>>323436935
you wouldn't like me anyways anon.
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>>323437708
>>323438047
>that guy that uses voice activation
>they have a loud dog barking like fucking mad in the next room
>all you hear is WOOF WOOF ARF WOOF BARK WOOF constantly until they finally leave
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>>323438496
DEEP
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>>323438276
Better not do it again
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>>323438398
If you're mute how can you type?
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>>323437069
Faggot why should I have skype if I don't even have a mic. To fucking chat or what. Bullshit dude, bullshit.
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>>323438496

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xT6PdGHHfv
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>that guy who uses a voice changer cause "lol so fanny"
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>>323439128
>that guy who uses a voice changer to pretend he's a female
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>>323436549
S-Sorry I have to go!
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>>323438929
My seeing eye dog types for me.
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>>323439128
>that guy who uses a voice changer because "i'm a grill guise"
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>>323439128
>he's almost 40
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>>323437358
Sounds like you need to get some more competent friends

Or, you know, any friends for that matter.
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>>323439245

b-but i am a girl mum
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g02pw5BylH
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>>323439361
You sound like a tranny.
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>>323439361
faggot
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>>323439361
>mum

fuck off you limey cunt jesus christ GET OUT
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Story time because I've never had anyone to share it with:

>im fucking 8
>from southern US
>everyone makes fun of my redneck accent online
>learn to talk without it
>everyone makes fun of my childish voice
>learn to talk with a deeper tone
>years later I still talk without an accent and my voice is deep as fuck which I attribute to all the abuse from me pretending over the years
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>>323439423

thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me
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>yo anon get on mic so I can fall asleep

?
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>>323439361
sure thing fucboi
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>>323439590
Well don't get used to it.
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>"HAHA Anon you sound like Kermit the frog"
>"ahahaah he totally does"

N-No thanks
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>>323439589
cry about it
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and interrupt my music? Yeah, not happening.
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>>323439778

that pic is one of my favorite pics ever
but you went on an ruined it by posting some shitty thumbnail of it
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>>323439838
sorry for not bringing you top quality memes you fuck
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>>323439589
what a fucking beta

lee is probably turning in his grave knowing what kind of fucknuggets modern southerners are

disgusting
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>That guy who beats his kids on the mic
>Hear him scream bloody murder
>You start feeling bad for the little guy
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>>323437358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16f4nETS8kK
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>>323440012

>that kid who's family keeps yelling and arguing in the background

brings back childhood memories
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>start using my mic in an Insurgency game
>someone in chat says "you sound like a youtuber! :D"
>mfw

Not quite sure what it means. I have a posh RP English accent so maybe it's that. Made me self-concious though.
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>>323439726
VOCAROO NAO
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I can do a great arabic accent and i always use it when i can, for some weird reason some people get angry when i speak like it.
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>>323440342
My guess is that it sounds really offensive.
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>lol anon you sound depressed
Haha
Yeah
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>>323440012
>have a pretty chill raid leader back in TBC
>happened to also be an abusive boyfriend
>fights with his girlfriend almost all of time
>hear shit flying across the room on their side
>almost never see this side of him anytime else

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ivZUnmfu8N
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I wish I could play CS GO on US servers. They're ignorant, over confident and horrible at the game but the bantz are always top notch. Euros are almost always boring tryhards that don't even enjoy playing.
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>>323440543
Europeans play the good games.
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>>323440459

especially when i start to talk shit about americans and the WTC.
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>>323440494
>>323440494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CnS8pPfmVK
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>>323440613
Ok there it is. Mind posting a vocaroo?
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>>323439331
This. I dunno if this is a pc thing but most of the mic rooms I've been in are pretty chill, or at least there's an autist in there who really shouldn't have a mic.
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>>323440543

>say almost anything in English
>americanski burger da da

Russians are a horrible people. Not as bad as Turks though.
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>>323440064
How about I shove it in your butthole, faggot?
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>Haha anon you sound like an angry german
I didn't know us jews evolved to sound german
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>>323436549
>have trouble with words with W and R in them
>Like Elmer Fudd

ill pass
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>>323438398
how? are you literally physically incapable of speaking? or does your mind just not let you?
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>>323436549
Jesus that gif is horrible.
>tumblr
Welp, that explains everything.
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>>323441219
I want Katja to dominate me.
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>>323436935
You should already know that this sub is full of insecure self-haters.
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>>323436549
>Some girl gets on mic
>It's only me and 2 others
>No one else is talking
>Just act like it's a little boy because no one wants to get called out
>Woah dude your voice is like kermit's hahahahah
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>>323436549
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>>323441280
I also wish for the same.
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>>323439726
oh fuck I think I know you
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>>323440543
really, what the fuck is wrong with you faggots? the times I've played on euro servers everyone is super quiet and will maybe say one word to call, meanwhile over here I can hold a friendly conversation with at least a couple teammates and most people talk regularly.

it's just no fun at all with you fags
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and let you laugh at my voice? no thank yoh
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>>323436549
Whats so fucking hard about using your mic its not like they're going to hate you and if they do fuck em
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sYm59fQDa1
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I don't understand this meme, because the implication is a) the person being talked to has social anxiety and b) the person being talked to has multiple friends

These are contradictory states
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>>323436549
>have heavy Portuguese accent
>everyone thinks I'm a drunk Russian for some reason
>I laugh it off
>we are actually all Portuguese
>internet connection cuts off because we have to pay to IMF first
>some Muslim refugee blows himself up alongside our Norwegian imported lifelong cod fish supply
>salt is everything we have left
>eat it out of desperation until our skin turns black
>put a white towel around my head from sweating all of my body water out due to my new salt-based diet
>Forgotten Empires developer walks by
>looks at me and assumes Portugal is an African nation
>makes an AoE2 expansion

I've never been so embarrassed in my life. that's why I never get on the mic.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p3ZU0DoBzw
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>>323441642
It's easier to type than it is to talk
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>>323441642

naw, I have pretty severe social anxiety but sometimes it's not so bad. and when it's not been so bad I've made a small group of close friends

they all hate me though i think
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>>323441732
You do sound like Kermit.
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>>323441794
If you think they hate you why do you call them friends
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>>323437940
>host a game of killzone 2 for /v/
>everything goes better than expected and everyone has a great time
>even have a game with everyone using defibrillators instead of guns
>the furry that showed up wasn't even bad

Man, its been years. I wish I could play with those guys again
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>>323441686
bruh the portugese guy is on the far right. I don't get it.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vd9RJKvdje
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>>323441752
>Being able to type to people befriend them via text but unable to speak words
This doesn't compute for me. Maybe we're just different though. My social anxiety is absolute, it exists probably even more acutely over direct IM. But talking over voice chat is pretty easy. I feel like that's just 'speech anxiety', not social anxiety. Because socializing even over text freaks me out and it's why I'm forever friendless. But just talking to someone? Not a big deal. Befriending is hard though,
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>holds down mic to laugh
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>>323437562
>that one guy getting stoned
>sucks on the bong
>someone asks him if it is a juice box?
I'd laugh but...
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>>323442032
>holding down a push to talk button
>not just having it voice activated
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>>323441994
You're literally typing to humans on 4chan right now
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>>323441862
Fuck you, i get it it's so hilarious every time someone points it out hahhahahahahah
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>>323442120
Speak for yourself meatbag
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>>323436549
>another fuckboi thread
>sigh
>unzips dick
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>>323441980
Stop being to autistic "ah"non
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>>323436549
>get on vent/ts/mumble
>it's filled with meme masters
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>>323441980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11qhl4VOHYn
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>>323436549
>tfw too afhraid to get on the mic, because I can't phrounounce hR phropehrly
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>>323442256
>he pronounces it ay-non
Leave and stay go
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>>323442256

that hurt my feelings
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>>323442168
You seem really upset by this anon, don't let it get to you.
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>>323437489
>you don't remember who they are and where you met
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>>323442120
I wrote 'direct IM', which I meant as in instant message. Talking to people in MMOs over text always unnerved me, I have an anxiety attack if I ever get PM'd while I'm doing something in the game. Forums aren't a big deal. Opening my mouth is easy too. Typing gives me too much time to analyze what I'm saying. Plus you have to add in a bunch of normie nomenclature to not sound stilted and deadpan, lots of hahas and lol whereas over voice you can just laugh or whatever.
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>>323442274
>join /vg/ group/guild/clan/etc
>depending on the game you either get autistic tryhards, erp'ers, or meme spouters
>decide never to never play with /vg/ again
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>>323441994
Not him, but I get anxious talking to people normally, and end up either tripping over my words, taking way too long to get out what I want to say concisely or just being nervous in general. Usually some combination.
It's easier to get across what I need to say via text.
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>>323441732
HOLY SHIT
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>>323436549
>join a voice chat server
>really shy and only talk in the text chat for a few days
>swallow fear and plug in mic
>talk to token girl about makeup
>talk to guys about video games
>everyone leaves and goes to bed after a few hours
>didn't embarrass myself

It went very well!
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>>323442526
you sound cute
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>>323442493
Oh god this. I remember joining the guild wars 2 and TERA ones. /vg/ is truly the worst.
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>>323442526
Congrats, Terry.
Now go on an adventure with your new best friend. It'll be fun!
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>>323438279
I'm blind not deaf
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>Early WoW, during Burning Crusade
>Join a guild with talkative folks
>They always type slowly, so I'm usually waiting for responses
>"Get in vent!"
>I go buy a cheap headset for my first vent experience
>Everyone has a speech impediment, slurs harder than a country man trying to do tongue twisters, and speaks more vulgar than /b/ in a children's game
>Think to myself "These are the people I talk to? What the hell."
>Try to get along, but I just can't stand them now

That was just a one time thing. Now I'm talkative as fuck and shoot the shit with everyone who is unfortunate enough to join the vent channel I use with my current guild in WoW. I actively try to befriend everyone who joins, and to mostly successful attempts too.
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>>323442349
>not uh-non
>>323442368
It's okay, I'm sure everyone else has to keep recording over and over to find one they're comfortable with
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>>323441732
Obviously you should just practice talking like kermit and talk like him all the time.
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I never get on the mic and I'll show you guys why.

Don't bully:
Vocaroo.com/i/s0usy1r2YP6R
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>>323442496
It still sounds like anxiety around speaking not around socializing. I can't even make friends online since I seize up over typing text messages in real type, even though I have no problem talking to people at the store or over the phone or public speaking or stuff like that.
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>>323442665
Honestly the only general i was actually fine with was the Diablo 2 Pserver/LAN gen.
But that died like 3-4 years ago.
Probably cause there was never really any voice chat.
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>>323442835
its because you can't post a proper link right?
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>>323442835
Cringed hard
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>>323437562
>that one guy vaping
>that one guy that wont shut up about the fact that he vapes
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>>323442835
guy detected
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>>323442957
works for me
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tsukasa a shit

konata best girl
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>>323441980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l5JDNBuyz3
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>>323442439
Everyone points it out it's not like it bothers me it's just it gets annoying everyone constantly saying "hahahha u sound like kermit xd"
>>323442519
>>323442826
Since you cunts like it so much http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RcsXeeMoME
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>>323441946
But we be proud population of the black
Why lie, brotha?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lEfpPHnmyT
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>>323442493
>a site known for memesters, autistics, and sex starved individuals
>surprised when groups which affiliate themselves with it are filled with such individuals

What did you exactly except?
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>>323442640
I'm basically Terry Hintz
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>>323443035
Every lucky star is trash
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>Have a heavy country accent
>Everyone always makes fun of ithttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1SGewTaExir
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>>323443027
your not on clover which is on my last nerve BTW
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Would you guys mind playing games while talking with a French Canadian on Mumble? It seems like all of North America hates us and I don't want to annoy people
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>severe social anxiety
>speech disorder
>stupid accent
>soft quiet voice

JUST
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>>323442835
Faggot bitch
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>>323443092
I think you just gotta embrace it man. Become the frog.
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>>323442835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19oQWY6kiJ0
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>mfw have a rare disorder in which speaking for too long causes me to have an audible orgasm
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>>323443316
>>soft quiet voice
I have this. Literally have to repeat myself all the time. Fuck my life.
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>>323443172
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
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>>323443213
Hi Dr. Phil.
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>>323443367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hzXLFjei47
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>>323443261
literally wut
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>>323442835
Do you have some stutter?
If it's on purpose kill yourself.
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>>323439838
autism
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>>323443414
Lucky stah is straight up the worst anime I've ever seen
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>Get on mic
>People bully me for my voice
>Make me get on skype and show my bp
>Make me watch them fap

I just wanted to play video games.
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>>323443615
Then you haven't seen many animes
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>>323443621
Why would you show them your local british petroleum
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>>323443172
0/10
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>>323441686
bretty gud
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>>323443694
They wanted to invest in me
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>>323443684
You have some awful taste
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>Never got on mic
>No one has an opinion of my voice
I just want to be noticed
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>talk on skype a lot with some friends
>dont chat for a bit while dealing with personal stuff
>new people there when I come back
>dont like the new people's voices
>dont join calls when they are in there
I only sometimes talk in the middle of the night when the new people are asleep. I feel separated from everyone now.
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>>323442707
>go on journey with best bud
>I get kidnapped
>bro has to ransom me for 100 mags
>get kidnapped by buzz saw guy
>bro gives his left arm to save me
>best bro goes nuts and wants to doom the human race so he can protect one girl
>My turn to save my bro and I can't even save him from himself

I deserved to die
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Why do yank teenagers get so butthurt about people with southern accents?
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>>323437708
>playing SFIV Ranked
>in the character selection his child starts crying
>my mic is muted so i can't say shit
>is this some kind of mental technique?
>he tells to to the kid "wait love i'm almost finishing"
>his kid cries for 3 rounds
>play with him again 5m later
>his kid still crying
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BGVieCiDiU
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I never had any problems with this but I get you social anxiety bros

Don't worry, you can do it one day
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>>323443907
What
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>>323443391
Post proof please
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>>323436549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4gt8U4J7V
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I only talk to Americans.

Euros make fun of my accent. I don't understand why, it's a Missouri accent, pretty much a normal neutral Midwest accent with just a hint of southern dialect.

A Russian guy told me I sound like I live in a village once.
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>>323443469
There ya go my fine green friend.
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>>323444000
"Yankee" is what we call a slimy northerner here in the US, eurofriend.
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>>323444154
>not just talking with a standard american accent
it's not even hard to do c'mon son
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>>323441906
>play Halo with /vg/
>nonstop fucking memes
>Bane, cuck, Trump, etc
>Jesus fucking Christ, these guys are faggots
>continue playing anyways because it's better than being alone and sometimes they're funny.
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>>323439361
I can't tell if your post is supposed to be funny or if you're just a tranny
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>>323444232
What
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>>323436935
>I have a hard time understanding this thing
>this is what /v/ has come to
I care fuck all for shit tastes in videogames, this one thing bothers me much more.
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>>323444256
I don't even know what an American accent is
My best guess is whatever Tim Roth was trying to do in Reservoir Dogs
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>>323444256
Other than word choice and few unconscious things I do it is a standard American accent, that's the thing.
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>>323443092

idk you don't really sound much like Kermit to me and I've heard some people that definitely sound like Kermit
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>holds down mic to sneeze
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>>323443402
I also got it. I have to clear my throat before I speak otherwise my voice breaks.
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>>323443907
Because mass media made all people associate southern accents with backwardness lack of intelligence.

Maybe if you won the war this wouldn't had happened, Cleetus.
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>>323443316
tip: Speak from your diaphragm and fake confidence
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>>323444101
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rc5lURIri2
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>>323444708
Speaking of which, can someone post the AYO HOL UP vocaroos?
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>>323436935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12FzgNvVMmj
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>>323444694
Telling someone with social anxiety to feign confidence is like telling someone lactose intolerant to not have explosive diarrhea after drinking a quart of milk

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works
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>>323439361
What's your steam ID qt?
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>>323444541
Bro, my push to talk is a mouse side button. My hand seizes up when I sneeze and I squeeze the mouse involuntarily which happens to activate my mic.
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Guess my nationality.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jBZc29QFsz
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>>323444857
get good then
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>>323444913
BR?
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>>323444708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13NfC1oneay
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>>323439361
i kek'd
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>>323444913
Swedish
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>>323444857
just be yourself you colossal fuck up
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>>323444913
Slav
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>>323436935

Honestly, unless it pertains to the game, I don't want to listen to everyone's inane bullshit
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>>323445053
>be yourself
>pretend to feel a way you don't
ONE OR THE OTHER
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>>323445018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KqVo7fvRVE
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>>323444913
Scottish
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>>323437489
This happened to me.
I never used my mic because I was making friends with 20yos on Steam back when I was 14.
Honestly I'm still proud of myself for having the sense to never talk back when I was underage

Now I'm 19 and I try to casually speak to them without mentioning my age
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>>323445139
I was meming, anon
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>>323445005
>>323445035
>>323445089
>>323445246
I'm Chinese.
It's a Jersey accent.
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>>323437708
>People using integrated laptop mics
SO MANY FUCKING NOISES
I HAVE HEARD MULTIPLE FAMILY FIGHTS THROUGH THESE THINGS
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TpMoGebfVj
Judge the shit out of me.
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>>323445053
That's the point, being himself just means keeping that kind of deceptive behavior in real life or not engaging people at all.
This isn't anime nigger
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>>323445375
Maybe second generation chink or parents were immigrants, you're not ESL
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>>323445635
Technically I am. Cantonese was my first language. I moved to America when I was 6 and that's when I learned how to speak English.
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>>323445443
>playing Diablo 3 with brother
>both using laptop mics because neither of us have a headset
>he has loud as fuck kids
>the sound recycles through out speakers and mics and after a few seconds starts making this ear-shattering high-pitched screeching
>mute speakers so it stops the loop
>keeps happening over and over again
>we both buy headsets immediately after
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>>323436935
Convinced my guild that I was deaf just so I don't have to get on Discord and talk and listen.

>M-MUH SOCIAL ANXIETY
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cL42EKWYsW
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>>323445758
You don't count, you're not Chinese, fuck you faggot
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>>323444708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HyOrLe5pa2
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>>323436935
I'm mute.
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>>323444014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4gt8U4J7V
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>try making friends with people from /v/
>everyone's suicidally depressed or an attention whore anime profile picture fag or just boring and normal
>try making friends with people in an online game
>everyone's an unemployed 20-something who smokes weed almost nonstop or just boring and normal
>once in a blue moon run into someone who seems like a cool person but never know how to randomly add them and not make it seem weird
>will never go back to being a normalfag who had no problem adding and befriending tons of people like when i was 13
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>>323445828
A cheap headset is like $15 and infinitely-better than an integrated mic
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>>323443414
Please sir, a single (you) is all I ask for. Might you spare one for this poor begger?
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>>323441359
Hey I remember these doujins!
dark skinned lolis are justice!
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>>323446370
That's what I got.
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>>323446485
here's one
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>>323446242
>>323444014

Oops, meant to post
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NzTB3ua8iN
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>>323446734
Oh man, imagine if this was real.
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>>323446734
Fuck you, i chuckled.
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>>323446659
Thank you kind sir!
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>>323446925
>>323446970

it is real. I wanted to be a nurse but had to take an oral presentation class
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>>323441906
>>323444338
>Play a variety of FPS games with /v/ in 2007
>Pretty good time with a bunch of regulars across several games for more than a year

>Try playing almost anything with /v/ or /vg/ any time after 2009
>shrill-voiced kids who are awful at games and spew memes

>Play something with others in /v/ who are willing to organize a thing that requires at least a little time/effort
>Pretty much the chillest motherfuckers ever
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>>323443295
It is our curse
Nobody likes us
>>
I miss the old days.

I miss tanking TBC heroics and talking to my guildmates on ventrilo.

I remember winning the white strider mount from kael thas and everyone was screaming on vent.

Everyones gone now....
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>"Get on mic anon!"
>get on mic
>"Wow, you have a cool voice!"
>mfw
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>>323442835
I wish I could pat your head and give you a biscuit.
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>>323448405
>tfw embarassed of my accent
>get on mic
>everyone saying that they love my voice and accent
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>get on mic
>everyone in the lobby starts talking to me asking me my rank and telling me they'll carry me
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>>323448405
>be a female video game player
>"get on the mic anon"
>get on
>everything derailed
>"oh hey anon do you have skype?"
>"are you single?"
>someone literally says "LONDON"
>"do you anything? I could buy it for you"

I just want to play games. video ones, not with your heart
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KWRXBlULPA
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>>323448872
send them an image of your landwhale self and they should probably start treating you like a guy again
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>>323449082
I sent them a pic of your mom and it did the trick.
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>>323448994
you are blessed
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>>323448872
Just tell them to choke on it.
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>>323436935
BEGONE NORMIE NEANDERTHAL
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>>323448872
>get off mic
>type in chat that all of them are faggots
problem solved
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>>323448872
What anime is that character from?
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>>323448994
You kinda sound like CholeraNinja
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>>323448994
id fuck your voice
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>sure why not
>transform my voice to a girl voice
>anon are you a girl !?

i love it
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>>323449441
most people tell me that i sound like steven
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>>323436549
I don't have a mic because fuck headsets.
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>>323448994
You sound really familiar.
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>>323449585
nobody uses a headset
get a desktop mic
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>>323449396
[spoiler[Naruto[/spoiler]
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>>323448872
>be dragon video gamer player
>"get on the mic anon"
>get on
>everything derailed
>"haha, nice clownfish anon"
>someone literally says "LOCH NESS"
>"hey anon where do I download clownfish"

I just want to play games. [spolier]video ones, not with your lance
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>>323449837
>that guy with shitty audio feedback
digusting
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>>323436549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yyv448s4i1
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>>323448994
>>323449441
Yeah he's right, pretty close actually

Last time I posted here everybody thought I was critikal
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>>323450119
10/10 would masturbate again
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>>323441179
I rolled a 1 for charisma during character creation born with bad vocal chords.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K2h5TWGSw4
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>be British
>"hey anon get on mic!"
>gets on mic
>"Hey guys"
>everyone repeats what I just said in the most overblown english accent they can muster
>"Umm, okay?"
>copies me again, they're almost in tears just from mimicking my voice
>"Okay fuck you guys"
>get copied again and one guy is practically having a seizure from how much he is choking up
>never go on mic again

I just don't get how immature people can be.
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>>323450119
Die witch
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>>323450119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12alj7Kn32y
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>>323436935
>get on mic in insurgency
>all stupid dudebro teenagers and "hurt what happened I went to get a beer/piss" hicks
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>>323450119
Burn the witch.
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>>323448994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lHnn9VyBuT

>>323450127
I don't hear Cholera. Just like how that other guy itt doesn't sound at all like kermit.
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>>323450468
wot u on about u donut, the lads just wan skip out for a cheeky nandas wiffya
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>>323438567
The player role plays as a dog
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>>323450119
you're pretty good

>>323450550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00x5fkB77Cd
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>>323442713
dude, he says "I'm blind of death"
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>>323450487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Shlj0CmOHJ
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>>323443914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10jGckQ01xa
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>>323451284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D3ZEUguoD5
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>Playing random team base game
>Playing solo
>The other team speak a lot between each other
>i just only typing
>"Wow anon you are very good in this game not like those BR's you should play with us you have Skype? "
>Mfw i'm Mexican
>Mfw my accent is so shit i sound like a retard person in drugs
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>>323450468
Thats what you get for having a meme accent
>>
I clearly wasn't made to speak.
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>>323451385
You sound like a text to speech voice.
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i'm northern euro and can do perfect russian accent.

easiest way to make burgers to laugh
>>
am i bad
http://vocaroo.com/
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>>323451787
very
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JFUt5kmE44

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/12/23/english-pronunciation/ Come read along with me :3
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>>323451872
>>323451787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W2dykJlle3
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>>323450468
>be British
>"hey anon get on mic!"
>gets on mic
>"Hey guys"
>everyone repeats what I just said in the most overblown english accent they can muster
>"Umm, okay?"
>copies me again, they're almost in tears just from mimicking my voice
>"Okay fuck you guys"
>get copied again and one guy is practically having a seizure from how much he is choking up
>never go on mic again

I just don't get how immature people can be.
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>be me
>want to graduate from a little text only video gamer
>find a cool /v/ group to hang with and play games with
>"hey anon, want to join our TS?"
>"Y-yes!"
>download teamspeak and wear my brand Skullcandy™ headset and mic just for this occassion
>At last I can be a true grown up gamer with gamer friends!
>"H-hey guys it's me anon!"
>brief silence
>I can already feel the sweat pouring down my forehead
>"What the fuck?"
>"Is this for real?"
>"You sound like a fucking 10 year old girl faggot"
>"B-but I'm 14!"
>"Fuck off back to /a/ you stupid anime girl"
>"Never come back to /v/ again"
>get booted from the TS
>cry for the next week
>>
>get on the mic
>people tell me my voice sounds sexy, or like critikal
>I can also do a pretty good Propane Salesman impression

Feels good man
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>>323442980
Never seen that guy, maybe you're just making shit up?
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>>323452004
The "fookin'" leads me to think Scotland, but I could be wrong.
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>>323452025
you deserve it faggot
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>>323436549
sure thing anon but can you handle my dank memes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RkBpa8bHUl
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>>323452025
you need to be 18 to post is this board
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>>323443909
>not having the decency to stuff a blanket in the kid's mouth while he plays
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>>323452204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17ntai1Yb6y
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>>323449261
>>323449374
>white knighting on an anonymous Filipino wall painting imageboard

Yeah ok anon
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>Be girl
>Be in WoW pug run
>"Anon, TS is mandatory for this group"
>"hi guys"
>Get kicked from group and TS server. Reason: We don't want any drama
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>>323436549
>join channel
>"hello niggers"
>"gas yourself Juden"

Feels good :^)
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>>323436549
Fuck no we both know it's gonna be awkward as fuck just keep farming so we can get this shit over with already
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>>323452653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vSu1qhJYeM
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>>323450468
i fucking hate that cunt
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>>323439361
Laughed, but only cause I relate.
If you can't laugh, what can you do?
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>>323452773
Holy shit I'm laughing
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>>323439601
Don't man, that's depressing me.
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>>323452004
>just fookin

What does he say after that?
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>>323452423
Your Northern isn't thick enough for Newcastle so I'm going to say Yorkshire, possibly Leeds
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>>323453074
"just fucking end me right now senpai desu"
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>english isn't my native
>get on mic
>say something
>"Did you said something anon?"
>"N-No"
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>>323453125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MDvOYG3FFl
>>
>Try recording my voice to see if I sound reasonable on Vocaroo
>Vocaroo says nothing has been recorded
Okay
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>>323453074
just fookin end me right now family to be h
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>get on mic
>"hey anon you sound like a movie guy. Do a rob Schneider trailer"
>asskissing ensues
>i dont think i even sound similar to that shit
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>>323436549
>SURE! WHAT'S UP!
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>>323453160
>understand the english language really fucking well
>basically know it better than my native tongue
>still slur my words and refuse to speak cause i'm cursed with a scandinavian accent
>>
>Make friends with some people playing a videogame
>"Hey get on mumble!"
>Enter their mumble
>A good portion of these individuals are as gay as they come
>All of them start flirting
>Pretty sure at least one of them 100% wants my dick in their ass

I never asked for this.
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>want to talk in mic
>don't want to sound like an autist shouting at the game while my roomate/family is nearby

Rip
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>get on mic
>"Nyanners?"
>anon has disconnected.
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>>323450493
>Only dudebros drink beer and go piss
Hello underage
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tfw youve always been a handsome boy that was never shy
the good life
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>don't have steam friends to play with
>don't know these feels
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>>323453470
I know that feel man
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>>323436549
>add someone from /v/
>they have a cute voice
>I point that out
>He gets uncomfortable
>He deletes me some weeks later

Jesus, /v/.
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>>323453668
post steam fag
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>>323452947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yahdvXjzwA
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>>323436549
>tfw you and one friend are the only ones using push to talk.
>Hear sister of one guy cackling all day everyday, sometimes the dog goes apeshit.
>Other guy has his sister coming in and talking shit atleast once per day
>Other guy's dad coming in multiple times, hear the complete conversations.
>sniffing
>coughing
>sneezing
>breathing
>By 7 people.
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>>323445281
Same. Made some really amazing friends. Like enough that we're all talking about meeting up at some cons.

I feel bad for lying to them for years. Afraid they might cast me out.
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>>323453586
Yet here you are, pretty boy
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>>323453470
Just speak anyway. I have a somewhat bad case of rally english and I don't give a single shit
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>>323453586
>Tfw relative tells me I was a beautiful child
>Was
Thanks kinsmen
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You will never guess where I grew up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wsVpVO8X0z
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>>323436935
Newfags are expected to lurk more before posting.
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I actually read half of this thread thinking it was about rapping, not talking in online games.
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>>323453470
i think it will be alot more fun playing with alot of people with bad english like myself
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>>323453713
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>>323453708
>post my ID in steam friend threads
>get some adds
>almost every single one of them has an anime avatar and awkwardly flirts with me
>remove them the next day
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>>323436549
sorry i wish i was a girl so my voice makes me want to kill myself
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I used to get really nervous but now it doesn't bother me and I actually stream a bit too now and I'm getting. used to that too.
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>>323454020
>he says, while posting with a completely unrelated anime image
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vJFBcy0eGG

Someone want to play video games with me?
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>>323436549
I was in one of worlds best guild years ago never spoke though

aspergers desu senpai just silent top dps
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>>323454020
I have anime avatar, but I'm not fag. So don't worry. I'll not flirt with you.
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>>323454087
>you can't like anime without being an erpslut
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>>323454020
I know that feel. I don't add ERPers for that reason, despite being an anime fag
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>that faggot who ensures that his push-to-talk key is held down whenever he sucks on his bong
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>>323454020
ERPing fags are the worst i man when /v/ turn this gay is been a lot more gayer
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>>323454102
>Memelord
No
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>>323454102
Generic voice/10

Not bad just really similar to many other ones
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>>323454449
What's the matter my fellow redditor?
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>>323454231
>mfw making sure the sound of my bongrips are audible just because it pisses off autists like you

>captcha: 11420
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>Someone gets on mic
>constantly fucking clipping
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ywcvecvAAH
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>Hey anon get on the mic !
>I'd rather not
>Why ? It will be fun !
>Because I have social anxiety
>Oh ok.

That was the last time I played with these people. They never invited me again and I never tried to talk to them either. It happend twice.
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>>323454617
>Someone gets on mic
>constantly fucking clapping

Playing with Americans is annoying.
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>tfw deep voice
>can't make girly voice or it sounds like http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yMiszfBp4d
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qMkBnBSsum
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>>323448994

THE TRUE FAGGOT
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>>323454723
D E E P
E
E
P
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eLnP0baaY9
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>>323454723
fist bumps nigga
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>>323453668
what games do you like anon?
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>>323436935
>yfw people who don't want to get on the mic are too shy or underage
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>>323453538
Are you nyanners?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YpfB4Oun0N
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>>323454717
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eLnP0baaY9
you sound like mickey mouse anon
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>have steam mobile
>it flashes whenever I get messages, even while offline
>get woken up in the middle of the night by bright flashes covering my room
>check my mobile
>that stupid fucking anime cunt with the Chen avatar spammed me with "Honk" messages knowing I was asleep
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>>323453470
>tfw french
>tfw can't get rid of my accent despite my best efforts
>tfw get instantly bullied everytime I speak a word because of my accent

Well, at least the ladies like it for some reasons.
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>>323454041
Me too anon...
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>>323454609
DUDE
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>>323454717
you sound like cr1tical
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>>323455281
Murrican. Next!

or those australians that sounds murrican
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>>323436935
some people work in customer service and shit and don't wanna talk to people during free time.
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>>323454915
Alan?
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I just realized how much of chan/gaymer culture comes from frustrated sex drives. It explains the qt anime images, the angry cries for love across the vast intertubes, the bizarre alpha/beta dynamics of guys who desperately want to fug the forbidden bussy of the elusive NEET, but can only do so indirectly.
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>>323454190
>No anime avatar or meme profile
>No anime games in account
>Still a huge erpslut among my close steam friends
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>>323455281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w2YKRHbYIF
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>>323455520
How do you ERP with friends and then normally interact with them? Are you a faggot? a girl?
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>>323453470
holy fuck are you me? let's be friends.
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>tfw no one responds to your vocaroo
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>>323455494
No.
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>>323453668
do you want to play or learn playing dota
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>>323455351
it sucks doesn't it
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>>323455687
its because your voice is shit and you should feel ashamed of yourself anon
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>>323455687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZaPB9fypM5
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>>323453470
this
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>tfw no mic
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alright faggots

200$ budget

I want a mic I can use to record music/voicework for my videogame I haven't started working on
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>>323455520
>be known as a pretty cool person among all my steam friends
>even do voice chat with them
>secretely get into an ERP guild on FFXIV out of curiosity
>become a miqo'te healslut
>add ERPers on steam
>none of my oldest friends know about my deep dark secret
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Fucking weebs
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>>323455829
OH FUCK
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>>323455298
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>>323455298
sign out of steam when exiting
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>>323455968

?
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>>323455929
>>
tfw no one to erp with ;_;
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>>323455662
>How do you ERP with friends and then normally interact with them?

I don't erp with every steam friend. Only with the slutty ones I met here on /v/.

We are all faggots here.

>>323455952
It is a nice secret, anon.
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>>323456195
Never tried ERP. How does it go?
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>>323455520
>>323455952
I know that feel
>live on the edge by having ERP partners and actual friends on the same account
>actually hook up IRL with ERP partners occasionally
>tfw talking to a friend while ERPing with someone else and hoping you don't type in the wrong window
>tfw putting off playing Killing Floor with a friend because your ERP partner/fuckbuddy wants you to come over so he can fuck you a few times
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>>323456195
Make an F-List and post it.
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>>323452169
Found the vape fag.
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>>323456195
>>323456267
>>323456282
Reminder
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>>323455829
Holy shit. Fucking 10/10
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TTnlEn3ibX
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ANIME HAS ARRIVED AND RUINED THE THREAD

ABORT

ABORT
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>get on mic
>"wow anon, you sound so... american"
is that a compliment
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>>323456443
Urban London?
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>>323456332
>Implying

I'm a skinny sissy boy.
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>>323444847
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>>323456583
It probably wasn't.
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>>323456684
Prove it.
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>>323456474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uyKNtEkv7k
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>>323456850
I used to get that, too. I think it's partly because I'm brain damaged so I talk weird.
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>>323456851
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cokekt1itK
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>tfw people think I sound like I'm 25
>I'm 19
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>>323457087
>people thinking they can tell the difference between a 19 year old and a 25 year old
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What the hell are you guys talking about? Do people just randomly ask you to use your mic in the middle of the game? Our are you just a bunch of normalfags who have online friends and shit like that?
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>>323456929
Like, I try to raise my voice in pitch now whenever I talk to people online because every single time I voice chat people say "omg u sound just like critical xddd"
I guess every single person with a deep voice sounds like him
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>>323457087
>tfw people think I sound like i'm fifteen
>I'm twenty
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>>323436549

Why do retards want everyone to just sit at their computer listening to them ramble on randomly all day?

I get on if doing something that needs coordination, but if I am just fucking around why do people want me to listen to their faggy voice for hours on end?
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>>323457087
>new guy befriended by group
>he thinks I sound like I'm 45
>mfw I'm 22
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>>323455929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mNbkcaGcLG

If you still got more questions, please for the love of god watch these videos!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sjZJ9i_mH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkTWBFYaJmE
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>>323457370
>tfw people think I sound like a 30 year old man
>I'm 12 (and a girl)
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>>323436549
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
TAKBIR
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>>323456772
I'm way past the "posting pictures on /b/ and /soc/ to fish for compliments" phase.
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>>323457453
WOW dude, YOU ARE SO COOl xD

BE MY FRIEND
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>>323448638
Let's hear it then qt pie
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>>323456642
Yeah. West side, nigga.
I didn't know anyone on /v/ would be familiar with urban London. I assumed that they thought we all sounded white. I mean I used to sound like that until my teens.
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>>323455763
I want to die everyday but pretend I don't so I can hang on to the couple friends I have, both online and irl. If I act down all the time I'll lose what respite I have. I hate talking online but it's worth it
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>>323438279
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>>323442835
Are you a guy or a girl? And post steam id please. Your voice is so cute.
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>>323457715
You sound like you're an asian (India, Malaysia) in London. What I've gathered from films that are set in London anyway
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>>323437940
You can talk shit all you want in your native tongue anglos won't understand anyway.
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>>323457971
Bengali. Close, man. Any skype calls I had always had people assume I was white, even with an Arab name.
Which films are these?
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>>323442835
Nice job taking that vocaroo from somewhere else.
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>>323457808
How do you make a heart shaped tongue irl?
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>>323456443
how does it feel being a living meme
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>>323457383
Most people are social by nature and like to talk with other people while performing activities.

It's mind boggling, I know.
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>>323457965
>Are you a guy or a girl?

He's an underage boy.
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sup /v/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03AVbNGd0ca
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>>323455390
WEED
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>>323458207
What do you mean?
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>>323456851
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>>323457628
only trying to help a nigga out.
felt like showing off my mic quality so he knows I'm legit.

Kanau is best girl
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>>323458335
the nigger speak
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>>323458169
slather it in semen
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>>323458241
i like that
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