What's this hairstyle called?

retarded

Fucking stupid.

The Guadosalami

>>323432265
its the visual representation with hair of how autism work.

"i like lu bu's hat" hairstyle

>>323432265
I'm sorry anon, but that's not hair.

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>>323432265
Is there another FF character with a more ridiculous hair?

>>323432265
the "Fuck Cosplayers"

>>323432390
+1

>>323432265
https://www.youtube.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGV9GVzRCMk
>20:10
The Final Fantasy

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>>323432668
Yes.

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>>323432806
>that outfit
Wait, what?

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>>323432265

Funny thing is, if Seymore and his posse had have a design which didn't scream FF antagonist and a theme which didn't sound like a fucking imperial march, the twist that he killed his father and wanted to end the world would have been an actual twist. Everything he says and does infront of the party is reasonable and Tidus would appear even more like a petty, little shit for being so butthurt about a political marriage. But instead Square went with identifying him as a genocidal maniac from the point he exited the boat in Luca.

>>323432806

>That face

This guy knows his outfit is freaking people the fuck out and he loves it.

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>>323432749
JUST

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>>323432806
Brilliant character design right there.

>>323432914
I remember playing the game for first time and hearing that theme when Seyblargh first stepped out of that boat, I almost laughed out loud for that musical spoiler. Square just can't into sublety.

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I tried.

He's just a terrible character

>>323432914

I don't think you were really MEANT to like him, or trust him. He's so obviously the villain that you're on edge every time he appears on screen, just waiting for him to lower the boom and do something evil. If you look at the rest of the game, Tidus is the only one finding fault with the various retarded cultural practices of Spira, because nobody else knows any different. It's the same with Seymour - even though it's obvious to any casual observer how evil he is, Tidus (and by extension, the player) is the only one to point his finger and say "why the fuck are you even trusting this guy? Just fucking LOOK at him!". And, like pretty much everything else in the game, Tidus was right about it in the end.

>>323434079
Remember when Pokemon collesseum wanted us to believe it's version of Seymour was the true villain? That was a good twist.

>>323434079

>even though it's obvious to any casual observer how evil he is

Why? Because of the game's OST and character design as a VIDEOGAME character, and nothing else. Seymore saves the stadium, saves the remains of the offensive against Sin and is general tolerant, patient and idolized by ALL the people in Spira because of how great an uprisign leader he is, bringing forth the relations between humans and Guado. But nope. His design shits all over his actions. No ambiguity at all in his intensions to the point where you can savely ignore all the things he does, by things that don't actually exist in the story, like background music.
Maybe, MAYBE if the game had acknowledged that the Guado look like evil freaks of nature in a short conversation like "Those Guado sure look evil." "OMG Tidus you can't say people look evil, are you retarded?" "Uuuh. Sins toxin I guess! lol" But the game doesn't even throw you that bone, instead you get more of Tidus moaning that he always had a bad feeling about Seymore from the off.

The twist is also telegraphed as fuck, not a surprise at all.

>>323432265
nomura the faggot

>>323435251
>Seymore saves the stadium
With possibly the most horrifying and evil looking summon in the series.

>saves the remains of the offensive against Sin
Not really, he steps in at the end to swing his spellcaster dick around by overkilling one monster so that Yuna would get wet for him.

And you're forgetting the part just before Operation Mi'ihen where he tells the party he fully expects the Al Bhed and Crusaders to get BTFO by Sin and doesn't give a shit. Again, his place in the story is as someone that fully abuses the fact that everyone except Tidus trusts him solely because of his position (he's a Maester, and Maesters can't be bad people!), and Tidus is the only one to see past his title and notice that he's actually a bit of a cunt.

>>323435878

>he and his summon look evil so it should be clear to everyone that he is evil
Great thinking mate, I was complaining about his design. If a friendly looking dude pulled Anima out of the ground, that'd get a rise out of the audience, but since Seymore is declared the big bad the moment he appears on screen, the impact of a really great cinematic is again reduced, by the clumsy and undoubtly intentional spoilers.

>he steps in at the end
Yeah, at the end when only Auron and Yuna were sill standing and in fighting condition. If Seymore hadn't been there, Sinspawn Omega would have shrekt any survivors of the offensive, including the party.

>he tells the party the Al Bhed were doomed to fail and didn't do anything
Everyone knew the Al Bhed were doomed, even the Al Bhed knew it was a suicide mission. Have you seen how Sin shrekt the chocobo riders who charged into the waters? Or have you not picked up on why Luzzu sent Gatta to guard duty? What was Seymore supposed to do? Forbid the Al Bhed to fight? You are intentionally acting dumb because there isn't a single evil action of shithair until he drops the ball at Macalania. Seymore is just a shitty executed mess.

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Why is there a goth living on fantasy magic beach island?

>>323436573

Because her boyfriend dieded

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>>323432265

Don't care. It's an awesome character.

Cease this futile intent of revisionism.

>>323436573

What's with the nips and the belts.

Really. I fail to understand their passion.

>>323436573
Why not? She is a black mage makes as much sense as anything else in the game. More importantly are only her huge tits and big puffy nipple holding the dress up?

>>323432265
The Standard Cut.

>>323432265
Hair axes

>>323432265
The sharkjumper.

>>323436858
Bonita designed her like that to test the animators and modellers.


I'm not even making that up, he said in an interview it was to see if they could step up to the challenge.

>>323436862

She uses magic to hold the dress up. Or at least that's how it was in that one doujin.

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>>323432806
Nooj is a stupid name too

>>323432265
twisto sick

>>323436858
In Lulu's case they are actually highly symbolic and not just pure 'aesthetic' design. They represent her inner retreat and fragility after her lover's death - only letting her 'true' self peek through (upper left leg, tits) beneath her shackles.

>>323437021
He did the same thing in VIII

>>323437235

Alternatively, it's because cleavage and ZR give Jap kids boners.

Both are possibilities.

>>323436573
>all the fucking belts
10/10.

>>323437235
but they also did it because they wanted to see if they could actually model it.

>>323433292
Less is more have never been more apparent than when viewing this image

How come that this sub likes FF X when it hates FF XIII?

>>323437539
Yukes were the best

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>>323437712
>this sub

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>>323436858

>>323437712
They were kids when X came out

>>323437975
>that JRPG

Always hated this image so much. WotC is usually realistic with their characters, and this faggot being the base sorcerer is just insane.

>>323433714
Somehow he looks more like a villain now

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>>323432265
The "Riot" style.

>>323432668
what's up with his stomach area, I always thought it was body hair last time

At least he has some kickass boss music

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>>323432265
Not even final hair form (third form is best hair form)

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>>323437712
>this sub

>>323432265
The Claw Machine

>>323437924
>>323438408
>willingly getting memed on

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>>323438145
This guy knows what's up.
Not surprised no one on /v/ has played Vagrant story.

>>323433714
looks like kuja

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>>323438515
>memed

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>>323437712
>>323437924
>>323438515
>>323438408
It was rather SUBTLE

>>323438662
I bet Ultros' memes are way better in japanese.

>>323437235
You sound like a literature teacher.

I wish I have that blue curtain image.

>>323438525
Most of /v/ is too young to have. I remember watching my older brother play it when I was a kid, and I'm hardly a youngun.

>>323436573
How long does it take her to get undressed?

>>323433161
Thats pretty impressive tbqh senpai.

>>323438978
ask your grandma

>>323438978
Doesn't she basically just have to jump out of the dress?

>>323438978

There's only one belt actually attached to her - the 'prime' belt, around her waist, hidden underneath the rest. When she unbuckles that, the dress simply drops to the ground and she steps out of it through the top.

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>>323438328
I think those are veins, or something like that

>>323438978
Ask Wakka.

>>323437031
Explain further. I remember that when I looked on SadPanda all I could find were [bad] Yuna and Rikku doujins.

>>323438758
Sadly I don't think that its popular enough to be a meme. Could have been /v/'s version of CARLOS but people don't want to get creative with memes.

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>>323437539
Lilties are kind of plant people though so this shit is understandable.

what I don't understand is why lilties in one of the crystal chronicle games were normal sized?

This is a lilty girl

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>>323439345
>Could have been /v/'s version of CARLOS
That's Cutman though

>>323439375
No it isn't. That's a Clavat who mistakenly identifies as a Lilty. Fucking SJW mindsets infested the world of FF:CC inbetween games.

>>323439262
Fucking triggered by this awful canon pairing.

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>>323439438
You could say he is a CUT above the rest.

JUST

Why do japanese villains tend to have long hair? At least in FF?
Is there a correlation between hair length and evilness in japan? Do they see Rapunzel as the Ultimate Dark Evil Lord?

>>323439345
Ultros predates Carlos by quite some time. He just fell out of favor for some reason.

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>>323439490
>make a galka
>call it a lilty

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>>323439550
That line was just Ultrojeous.

>>323439530
If my fiance died, the first person I'd want to fuck is her near identical looking sister.

>>323436552
> If a friendly looking dude pulled Anima out of the ground, that'd get a rise out of the audience, but since Seymore is declared the big bad the moment he appears on screen, the impact of a really great cinematic is again reduced, by the clumsy and undoubtly intentional spoilers.

This would have been a more interesting reveal, actually. Seymour seems like a pretty cool guy then suddenly he pulls anime out and the audience is left thinking "wait, wut"

>>323437235
>>323436858
It was joke for the animators

>>323439720
If that was the case, shouldn't she have been all over Tidus' dick? They made a big deal about how much he looked like Chappu.

>>323440252
He was pretty damn young, and Yuna clearly wanted that dick more.

>>323440252
His personality is a turn off for everyone.

>>323432914
Yeah that's a load of crap. One look at Anima should've tipped you off at least. Also I still don't understand why he bothered sponsoring Operation Mi'ihen. Kinoc says they didn't expect it to work and I assume Seymour knew it wouldn't work either.

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>>323433292
Remove the greenscarf, the lucky charms badge, Both belts+book case and omitted the massive sword (already has a sword on his back) and it's a good design with a balanced colour scheme

>>323433292
isn't this the one where they go to a fantasy world so that's what's cool to that 11 year old character?

>>323440252
He might've been like Chappu, but he was a hell of a lot younger, both mentally and physically; it pains me to say this, but Lulu is not into /ss/.

>>323438525
Vagrant story is literally good-dark souls

>>323438525
I played it, got to a boss that I couldn't do any damage to him and stopped. I should try again.

>>323432668
I want to open the robe a little further and nuzzle his blue pubic bush.

>>323439731
>then suddenly he pulls ANIME out
Well, it's fucking obvious at that point.