>play Dark Crusade campaign >filled with an uncontrollable

>not a+moving at the enemy HQ with your hero as soon as the match begins
>not finishing matches in 2 minutes

>>323416317
But when you get attacked by an enemy you're already got your base covering the entire map and it's even easier to defend and demolish everything.

>>323416317

Doesn't work vs Orks, buildings can eventually kill even the Necron Lord, assuming you're playing on Hard which, hilariously enough, only removes any HP boosts/penalties from you and your enemies.

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>not playing the best race

Go eldar or go home

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>>323418060
>playing the ultimate boring race

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>>323418060
>>not playing the best race
But I do play Tau!

>>323418328
>Tau

if you like those suits so much you can just go play Gundam. Tau were made to appeal to weebs anyhow

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>>323418328
>muh greater good
How does it feel being a filthy xeno?

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>>323418486
Gundams are huge, ugly and too humanoid. Crisis suits hit the sweet spot for me. I don't like how the new Tau suits look, they're too sleek. Also, Hammerheads are cool too and so are Fire Warriors.

>>323418630
Feels good, man.

>>323418486
Mobile Suits are cooler than Tau could ever be.

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Why couldn't the best character canonically win?

>>323418829

remove tau

REMOVE TAU

>>323418931
They made him such a chump in DoW2 as well in addition to bringing him back to life and moving him to another Chaos legion.

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>Now Anon, it says here that you refused give up your flesh and undergo biotransference into an immortal necrodermis body. Care to explain this?

>>323419925
It all sounds neat and all, but I'm not sure I can trust that Deceiver guy yet. I mean he sounds sound and all but, I dunno, "Deceiver"?

>>323420024
Deceiver? No no, you're thinking of the Messenger. He's a hero to us all, allowing us to get past our disease-ridden flesh and finally defeat the Old Ones!

>>323420272
What a swell guy he is! I'm sure I won't regret leaving my frail flesh behind. Finally we'll be able to take revenge on the Old Ones for, uh, not being born on the shittiest planet in the Universe! Those damn faggots and their healthy lives!

>>323418931
oh Davian, they cannot hear you,
probably ranks in my top ten vidya quotes. what are some other great quotes in the dawn of war series?

>>323418486
>>323418630
Here comes the IIDF

>>323420704
Anything the chaos units say.

>>323420816
the VA's of all the factions must have had a fun time recording their lines in hammy dialect. im really sad THQ closed down

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THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH EVERY STEP

man I fucking loved soloing entire maps with the demon prince

>>323421102
>ascend Eliphas in campaign
>he looses all the cool bonuses from his wargear and a ranged attack
>gets a little bump to HP
Ehhhh.

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>>323416093
Being a dick Necron was so fun

>teleport around with Necron Lord
>at enemy's base
>deploy all the Flayed Ones
>kill a few building
>escape with Necron Lord once I see the guy coming it to defend
>wait for him to leave
>teleport back in
>Resurrection Orb

>>323420704
"If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line!"

I can still hear it perfectly in my head to this day

then you obviously haven't felt how good it is to be ready to unleash 7 barrels of hell. truly, the BEHNBLEDE superheavy tank is the supreme king of the battlefield.

in all seriousness though. the best feeling on DOW 1 was when you were guardsmen, and you were so outgunned and outmanoeuvred, but then you manage to make a baneblade, but its stuck near your infantry producing place, so you blow it to smithereens, then roll that baby into chaos base and 5 shot their HQ

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>>323421189
THEY HEAR THEIR DOOM APPROACHING

>>323419105
Blum just couldn't sell the character either.

i always want to go back and replay these but i just wish there was a way to fix the pathing.

>play generic rts faction
>have to decide if I want to tech up or use the ressources for more units

>play orks
>do kinda both
I like this.

A MOMENT OF LAXITY SPAWNS A LIFETIME OF HERESY

>attack enemy stronghold
>enemy gets a long ass speech and some flashy war assembly
>battle starts with enemy covering 3/4 of the map

>your stronghold gets attacked
>you just start with you HQ and some builders
>enemy units just attack move straight to your base

also there was that retarded ass quest where you start with loads of units but no buildings because "supplies are hard to deliver to the map because the road is bullshitty" when most buildings are either warped into existence or just dropped from the sky anyway.
Then in the Necron stronghold apparently your building droppers can penetrate through the caves no problem.

>>323423293
>>your stronghold gets attacked
The question is, how you even get yourself in that position?

>>323423363

You have to actively try given how stupid the a.i is.

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>>323418328
>>323418728
mah nigga Tau are my shit 2bh familia

For the Greater Good!

Also these have no resemblance to Gundam besides being metal and humanoid

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>>323423647
Keep firing, keep firing!

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If DoW3 comes out and hasn't gone back to the system in DoW1 and have a map conquest like DC then its going to flop

....Right?

>>323423363
I was playing Tau and I ignored the Eldar because I was busy attacking Orks, Chaos and Necrons and I figured since the others have those OP strongholds I would also have an OP stronghold especially since my base also has a 10 defense.

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> all the heresy of that fucking thread

>>323423293
That mission where you can't make any buildings is absolutely bullshit when playing as Chaos on hard. You're given such a pathetic set of troops and it's especially bad compared to some of the other factions. I don't think it's actually possible to beat Hyperion Peaks on hard with Chaos.

>>323424007
That mission is a bitch, you really need to rush and squash at least one Ork base, or they'll start churning the troops faster than you can deal with them. Doesn't help that Chaos Preds are shit vs. tech without the upgrade - which you can't research since you have no base.

>>323424007
I once looked up a walkthrough for this mission when playing Chaos and it said: Not possible

>>323424183
And you get 3 or 4 cultist squads. They fold almost as fast as the defilers when going up against a killa kan.

>>323424007
That was the first and only mission I lost as Chaos. It was complete bullshit getting all of those cultists and being expected to win.

>>323424286
This mission is fun as IG though, because you get TWO BANEBLADES

THAT'S TWENTY TWO BARRELS OF HELL

TWENTY

TWO

I also enjoyed it as Tau, Hammerheads shoot any tech before it even comes into firing range (except for looted Lemans, those have huge range) and Skyrays tear up infantry.

>>323423791
There wont be another dow

>>323418060
But Dark Eldar weren't in Dark Crusade.

>>323423791
>the novelization of that game
>lowly Shas'la fought a squad of Raptors and killed one of them by being a slimy fuck and sliding between the marine's legs while the other marines are firing at him
>kept his helmet on even when a unexploded bolt shell is embedded into it
>was covered in so much blood and guts that the Chaos marines hesitate to shoot him thinking he was also with Chaos
>insulted the Emperor right infront of an Ultramarine Captain
>kept trying to banter with said Ultramarine
>killed his way to the top of a corrupted Imperial Titan
>promoted to Shas'O Kais in Dark Crusade

weren't Eldars hilariously overpowered in this?

>>323424904
Holy crap, really? Fucking Shas O'Kais is the man.

>>323425052
It's a dank meme to call it Dawn of Eldar for a reason, but I always thought the Necrons were the strongest race in DC.

>>323425052

A fun read

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dawn_of_Eldar

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>>323424904
The Fire Caste serves with pride!

>>323425165
>build everything from a single building
>everything builds slow as fuck
>units start slow as fuck
>reliant on generators
Shut them down in the beginning and they can't do shit to you. They were OP in SP though, especially before the Resurrection Orb nerf.
>build a limit of warriors
>lose all of them
>Resurrection Orb
>get almost twice more squads
>your Infantry cap is like 35 out of 20
Good times.

>>323420704
"One, or a thousand, I will kill them all!"

Edgy as the Vindicare Assassin was, it fits the universe well.

>>323415883
I played the exact same way, the moment a province of mine got attacked they got shitfucked by 3-4 bases instantly dumping the strongest units at them.

It was especially great with orkz, when you could get the free boyz and just rally point queue them forever. Finally felt orky enough.

Was a shame that past 3 or 4 bases they would stop saving your buildings.

>>323421102

Daemon princes are pretty shit in campaign, especially in Soulstorm, where you can still easily fend off one that rushes your base within the first minute or so.

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>>323421102

>>323420704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbCjE4af1OE

Are you not inspired?

does anyone have that screenshot that describes how the kroots do asshole stuff to the tau for shits and giggles
the one where they do shit like standing next to a tau water caste diplomat then they'll turn up their rancid odors so the tau would smell them and almost puke but he would hold it in, stand still and just smile at them because he doesn't want to be disrespectful

>>323424752
thank god, they really fucked up with soulstorm.

>>323420704
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>tfw I genuinely enjoyed playing as SoB and Dark Eldar in SS

BEHOLD THE IMMOLATOR TANK! BURNING GLORY!

>>323427429
I enjoyed DE too, their infantry is very powerful, much more so than the Eldar standard infantry

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>soulstorm has more active players than DoW2 on steam

>>323427429
Dark Eldar were a really well designed race. They also played really unique.

SoB were casual shit because they become fucking invincible if they get to tier 2 fast.

>>323418931
Chaos is objectively the best.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

>>323424007
>>323424263

It's possible, you can and should cheese this by jumping your BThirster into one base and dumping everything else into the second. BT focuses the big buildings first and absolutely nothing else, even if he dies afterwards, it's not a problem as your combined force should clear out the second settlement, leaving the Orks with only one production area. If you can't keep your Defilers alive, just set them to ranged, they have decent artillery damage.

It's not a bad idea to capture the critical location in the middle of the valley for extra vision and leaving anyone unfit for building/vehicle bashing there to keep the enemy busy. All that matters is destroying the means of production.

Still, if you fuck up and don't do this quickly, you will get swarmed by Trukks/Killa Kanz and Sluggas all day. Having a pimped out Honour Guard and Eliphas helps (just skip the Daemon Prince "upgrade" as it's a downgrade in almost any aspect, in some cases even including health as some races are better at fighting Daemon type armour). I honestly think this is the most fun extra mission and having Orks keep it by default was a stroke of brilliance as it's extremely fluffy.

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>>323420704
I will never unhear this.
Off topic, I miss when 40k threads were fun. Like that time everyone spoke like Orkz

>>323428160
LET THE GALAXY BUUUUURNN

>>323428313
Every time I hear that I imagine that it's Cultist-chan saying it.

>>323428160
On your drop ship hull,
I planted a melta bomb,
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>323428313
>Like that time everyone spoke like Orkz
This makes my brain melt desu.

>>323428313
>. Like that time everyone spoke like Orkz

Playing as ork on Warhammer online was fun.

>>323428212

Oh and keep an eye out on your builders and your available power. Requisition can be acquired from captured points but energy is very finite and can/will run out if you reinforce your elite squads too much or if you repair your vehicles a lot.

>>323428340
KILL

>>323418328
dc 1.0 was so fucking unbalanced, I had an account with 77 ranked wins in a row as TAU by making only a squad of vespid, the general and 3/4 fire warriors

>>323428673
ALL GLORY TO THE DARK GODS

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>play imperial guard
>have to make lines of defense across choke points and gradually push the enemy into a corner moving forward little by little
>lines of defense are held entirely by lines of heavy gunner squads, turrets and artillery
>for some fucking reason the enemy team always seems to be able to constantly spawn their strongest units
>each game takes hours
Fuck it, installing.
Also
>spend hours pushing enemy into a corner
>take out their base
>the game doesnt end

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>>323428780

I remember seeing some pro guy post his replays in relic forums, he went 22-0 as Necrons in DC1.2.

Good times, pity DoW2 turned out the way it did. Here's hoping DoW3 will take the best out of both games and resemble Total War in the least. I'd kill for it to be like DC/SS but I know that's not possible.

>>323428780
What baffled me was that they required patches to let you join Chaplains to squads.

>>323428948
>he went 22-0 as Necrons in DC1.2

Forgot to mention, that was in automatch (ranked).

Can someone recommend me Warhammer 40k books that are not about Imperial Guards or Space Marines?
I have read Path of the Dark Eldar and right now finishing Ahriman trilogy.

>>323429091
Does the Inquisition count? Eisenhorn.

>>323418060
I literally like every single 40k army. Eldar are my favorite, but they are all so god damned cool.

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Fear nothing, your ancestors are here.

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>>323429260
waiting here is but a phaAaAaAse of our existence

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Let us join minds and courage!

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Warhammer 40k: Chaos Marine when?
With this for maximum edge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjdRtCLoaJ8

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Who Slaneesh here?

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The wanderers have returned. We seek the adventure that only war can bring.

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>>323418060
All this grim dark goofy, edgy shit to choose from and you choose the only race that are proper faggots.Eldar are neat, but theyre so boring compared to the universe they inhabit.

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We have mastered the art of destruction. We are doom incarnate.

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The troupe is ready, the stage is set.

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>>323429380
Me

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They shall see their futures laid bare, and terrible!

>>323428918
>>take out their base
>>the game doesnt end

I don't need a reminder of the bullshit that was Eldar webways. A game that should have lasted half an hour took 3 fucking hours to finish.

>>323429091
There's the Inquisition series, Ravenor and Eisenhorn. There's the Word Bearer, Night Lord, and Iron Warrior books, unless you meant you don't want anything to do with any of the space marines. I think there was a series involving a mechanicus explorator fleet, but I haven't read it yet so I can't say whether it's any good or not. Titanicus if you want a glimpse into the titan legions. Aside from a couple of HH books that don't focus on the legions, that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

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>>323421369
>play 3v3
>enemy team is all friends with similar names
>host says: "No eldar, eldar are fucking OP"
>host picks eldar
>flayed one rush his ass
>he is completely unprepared while teching up
>takes ages for his neighbor to get to him to help him out
>kill most of his base
>with 1 of them so far behind, me and my two random allies steamroll them
>he bitches and whines the entire rest of the game

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Only the Eldar may unwind the tangled skein of fate.

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The Craftworld is our home, and we are her guardians!

>>323420704

>Such inspiring courage! Perhaps we'll mount your corpse on a golden chair and make an idol out of you as well?

Based Eliphas

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>>323418486
They don't even look like gundams, desu.

>>323429380
Absolutely. DoW 2 might not have been the best, but at least it brought Noise Marines back into relevance as DJs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw

I still prefer the old rock and roll look though

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BEHOLD, THE FIERY DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

I bought DoW2 in the Steam sale recently, as at the time of release my PC was too weak to play it and I never got around to improving it until I got a new laptop. It's alright, I see why some people hate it and some people love it. I think it's a lot less 'casual' in the sense that you're always doing something and it's a lot more stressful. You'd get moments like that in DoW1 but it wasn't constant all the way through the match.

Here's hoping that DoW3 does happen.Even if it was just the DoW2 engine with fuckhuge armies and actual open maps again I'd be happy. Larger scale engagements would be fucking mint.

DoW3 might happen though, they recently released DLC for 1 and 2 that included the extra gore and gore animation DLC didn't they? Plus Relic are owned by Sega now and Sega have the rights to Warhammer Fantasy RTS games with Creative Assembly making those, so Games Workshop renewing Relic's license with Sega isn't at all far fetched.

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The host is assembled, and we fully commit ourselves to the battle.

>tfw Warhammer 40k online is almost doomed to be shit
And not in a good way you khorne flakes

Eldar-Anon-kun, what do the Eldar do in their free time? Having fun while not wearing masks seems to let Slaanesh eat their soul.

>>323429509
i dont know how eldar are boring at all. the concept behind the different aspects and their mythology is fucking rad.

ive also only recently started hearing people calling them boring.

>>323429924
Eternal Crusade looks pretty ok actually, combat wise at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkxtnIxqdKc

>>323430014
Really? To me, it just looks like Space Marine's multiplayer, but more janky and with less pretty graphics.

>>323429905

It's pretty fun for what it is. Like some anons told me once, it's more of an ARPG combined with a tactical squad game

I think DoW3 should be a combination of both Dow1 and 2. The way the SMs worked in DoW2 was perfect, small squads that drop in tactical positions to take out entire armies by themselves. Gunning down large mobs of orks never felt so good. But at the same time keep the other factions that need huge armies and actual production the same as in the first game

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>>323429975
Being Aspect Warriors is one of the ways the Eldar spend their free time, as free time is all they have.
The Eldar live in pretty much post scarcity society, where individuals are free to live their lives how they see fit, within the confines of the path system of course.

For an Eldar, being an Aspect Warrior is like a "professional" hobby that they are super serious about. It also allows them to channel the destructive, and violent urges all eldar have, in a controlled, and useful way.
The Guardians on the other hand, are Eldar who take up arms when needed, despite their main thing being something else, like baking for example, at the moment.

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>>323429924
>khorne flakes
lol

>>323430014
At least we get TW: Warhammer.
Maybe we'll get a 40k version if it sells well.

>>323430007
Compared to everything else they are very generic sci fi. Even Space Marines get a pass because theyre a bunch of mad zealots, its a quirk. Their mythology is neat, all the mythologies are neat, but the Eldar themselves are very vanilla, the Tau are easily the most lame of all the races though, their saving grace is their neat armour designs.

>>323430192
Space Marine multiplayer was fantastic though.
Also, it actually has more stuff in it than Spesh Muhreen multiplayer had already.
Jankiness and graphix will probably get fixed in time, as the game is still in early development.

I am pretty happy if we get a Spesh Muhreen multiplayer with bigger maps, more people, vehicles, along with Eldar and the Orks desu.

>>323429924

At least we're still getting Battlefleet Gothic, which looks fucking awesome

>>323430374
i dont get it. tame in what way? imperium is just directly Earth cultures so im confused to how they are not generic sci fi and the super psychics are.

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>>323430192
pretty sure that's a very early alpha or something like that

Still won't be able to replace my urge for DoW 3

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>>323430374
>Compared to everything else they are very generic sci fi

How in the fuck are the Eldar generic? Their aesthetic style is pretty damn unique, as is their fluff.

>>323430348
40k wouldn't work well with total war gameplay. Total war battles are centered around blocks of soldiers and so on. So it's probably not going to happen. Wargame or world in conflict 40k would be neat as fuck though.

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Hey mon'keigh

Wanna defile my prude craftworld holes?
I-I just feel sorry for you lesser races is all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec

Mister Nailbrain, all hands on deck. It's time ta finish dis spiky zog.

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>>323430764

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>>323430764
Fluffwise, the Eldar look creepy and inhuman m8.
That sort of "art" disgusts me.

>>323430764
No, I know that you poop crystals from there.

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>>323430836
DoW 2 had absolutely fantastic voice acting.
Probably the best in the whole RTS genre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUP3_kh01mI

>dat Warloc voice.

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>>323430842
Hey mon'keigh

Wanna defile my prude craftworld holes?
I-I just feel sorry for you lesser races is all!

>>323430014

this actually looks way better than that ultra shitty teaser they released before with all of the cringey voiceover work

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>>323430764

>>323429541
>tfw Maugan-Ra alone hold a planet against a Tyranid fleet

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>>323430923
>implying that anyone besides some degenerate Dark Eldar would lower themselves to basically beastiality,.

>>323430014
Even if this game ends up p2w trash, I'm still going to play the fuck out of it. Just for more gameplay similar to Space Marine.

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>>323430981
ALL WHO LOVE LIFE, FEAR THE REAPER!

>>323430374
>Eldars
>Sci-Fi
They're pretty much straight up fantasy.

They fucked so much they birthed a Chaos God.

>play as ig
>have heroes mod installed
>level up my command squad
>literally soloing the whole map with it.

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>>323431028
Same here, assuming that the Eldar get included properly.
I wanna roll in with da spesh wizards.

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>>323430990
its just a joke, brother

I would never debase myself and mate with a filthy Human...haha..ha

>>323431090
Why does working a life-time to perfect sex, drugs, and rock & roll create a chaos god.
But not working a life-time to create the perfect cuckoo clock or whatever?
All this concentrated boredom should spawn the chaos god of boring.

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>>323430764
I'll do more than that.

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>>323429607
Leatherman. It's been too long, friend.

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>>323431274

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>>323431274
>>323431442

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>>323431274
Haha, i could kill you all humans any time I wanted! But I feel so bad for you so I'll just let you...um...cum in all my holes at once.

>>323431269
Because an entire race of highly psychic beings did that for... hundreds of years? Thousands? I don't remember exactly, but 40k loves its ridiculously big numbers, so I'll go with thousands.

>>323431069
Reapers were my favorite Eldar unit in DoW. Build a couple of squads of these with a scout squad for support, and they rip through everything.

>>323431442
>propaganda.jpg

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>>323430764
Lasst die Hexe nicht leben!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knbZZ6qur-8

>>323430227
Agreed on all counts there. Only issue I see would be balancing fuckhuge armies and smaller elite armies. It'd be neat to see some of the stuff GW has done with the tabletop game in DoW, like the Imperial Knights. They're halfway between a Dreadnought and a Titan and a full army is only like 6 units on average.

>>323431595
I see your german Grey Knights, and raise German Chaos Muhreens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY

>>323431595
>Lasst die Hexe nicht leben!
Wow that's an awful translation, sounds really faggy. Something like "Die Hexe muss sterben" would be much better.

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>>323431671
German fits some of the factions so well.
The Dark Eldar sound freaking sick in German.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSBj21e0C8s

Titanium Wars best mod.

Best reason to keep playing SS

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>>323431595
Jesus fucking christ I feel the urge to purge and i dont even understand whats being said

>>323430374

The Eldar are ellenic egypt in space.
The T'au are battletech with smurfs inside, their Titan even resembles a destroid from Macross, which was the main inspiration for battletech.

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>>323431754
>We rise in number. We blot out the sun.

>>323431671
Dawn of War 2 really let me down on that count. I don't know why they stopped letting that guy do all generic Space Marine related voice lines.
He still did the loyalists, I think. But I barely remember.
For some reason Dawn of War 2 seemed to have worse German voice acting all around so I switched to English pretty early on.

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>>323431915
The Dark Eldar are actually pretty friggin numerous. They outnumber their Craftworld kin with ease, as their population isn't limited by the amount of soulstones available, nor do they shy away from shit like speed growing embryos into adulthood, like the CWE do.

So when the Dark Eldar invade a world, they can indeed, blot out the sun. Though, they usually invade during the dark of the night.

>>323427873
Thats because SS is objectively a better game.

>>323432293
>>323427873
woah...

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>>323431915
I hope that DoW 3 will have the Deldar in it.
The aesthetic reboot they got is fucking fantastic. The Deldar models are easily among the best ones GW has ever made.

>>323432293
That goes without saying, but SS is also way older.

>>323432484
>tzeentch not PC
lol wtf

Someone tried the Warhammer online: return of reckoning life support server?

http://www.returnofreckoning.com/about.php

>>323432484
yes

>>323432484
>Nurgle
>not the console marketed as "for the whole family"

you dun goofed

>>323432567
tzeentchfag triggered at the sight of nurgle

>>323418486
>Gundam

It's Dougram, Macross and Votoms you retard.
In one word, Battletech.

>>323415883
Fuck you anon, I need to reinstal DoW fuck you.

>>323432484
Tzeentch and Nurgle are top tier and should be PC and PS4. Khorne is alright and should be Xbone, and Slaanesh goes with Wii U because most people who buy them are fucking degenerates.

>>323432726
>the ones I like the most should go to the systems I like the most
fuck off

>>323432726
>following chaos
>not all degenerates

killing people for fun is as degenerate as sexual torture and heinous drug usage.

>>323432484
nurgle shuld be xbox cuz hes GREEN AHAHAHAHA
XDXDXD

PC MUSTARD HAS TO BE TCHEETECHZCH

>>323432710
Same.
Fuck this shit.

>>323415883
>You never play again with your 3 friends in that gay winter map where bases were right next each other and have standstill that lasts 2 hours and ends with someone giving up ;_;

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>I take orks cause I love orcs

>buddy takes IG

>ha, this is gonna be ez

>tfw im on the receiving end of nonstop artillery I cant even see the entire match any time I harass his guys

>>323432934
What's wrong with sexual torture and heinous drug use?

>>323433524
>yfw Guardsmen can get grenade launchers in like first tier

>>323428313
You are fucking dead cultist-chan, get back in your box.

>>323433626
I would not be able to survive matches without this.

>>323433708
>play IG vs. Rapecrons
>get GLs
>Necrons slooowly advance on my positions
>sloooowly fall down
>sloooowly get up
>while I just tech and expand
IG were pretty good.

>>323428160

I fucking love things CSM shout when they see Avatar of Khaine.

>TODAY, WE KILL A GOD!

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>>323428537
>rips open the wound

Why did you do this? Why did someone have to remind me?
Im going to lay in bed and turn on the OST until I cry to sleep

The first DoW games had the best animations in RTS ever. They were light and optimized as hell I have no idea why they weren't more popular.

DoW 2 was shit with its no base building tactics crap. I don't care if it was closer to the tabletop. I want to play RTS not tabletop.

>>323433934
Chaos is best army

>>323434000
Kill yourself, family member

>>323433842

GL do no good when Cron bring out the Wraiths, though. Solar Pulse (Field? I forgot the name) in particular fucks over the IG so badly it's not funny.

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Who /SpaceNegroes/ here?

>>323434316
>Solar Pulse (Field? I forgot the name) in particular fucks over the IG so badly it's not funny.
You just need to run away.

>>323434130
After you, kid.

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>>323434409

>>323434421

Not when he pops it in the middle of an engagement when your armies clash, especially if he drops FO's on your back. Not to mention the passive slow of Chronosphere or whatever that artifact was called.

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>>323434409

>>323418328
>>323423647
You do realize the "Greater Good" is bullshit, right?

>>323434646
>Not to mention the passive slow of Chronosphere or whatever that artifact was called.
I don't remember, but isn't that a late-game one? You should probably have armour by that point, and lategame guards are actually pretty tanky for a 15 req unit.

>>323420704
>what are some other great quotes in the dawn of war series?
"Millenias pass, but ork slaying remains an unchanging pleasure."
- Steve "Steve Blum" Blum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLLL0drCY8o&t=11m35s

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>>323429843
hell yeah motherfucker

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>>323434740
>"Greater Good" is bullshit
As expected from a Gue'la.

>>323434760

It's a first tier upgrade, passively slows enemies around NL and can freeze them on an active use. Besides, if a Cron lets you back off from a Solar Pulse, he fucked up.

>>323429357
Fuck I wish.
Listening to this makes me want to make the blood flow.

>>323434948
Ah, I see. That probably hurts a lot!

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>>323434979

>Chaos Rising
>bad
>has the best campaign in the entire series

Have i been baited?

>>323427873
They moved to a mod
Effect of pisspoor matchmaking and THQ dying while patching it up

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>>323434836
>ABANDON REASON, KNOW ONLY WAR
>YOU ARE MY SHIELD, REJOICE IN YOUR DEATH
>STAY MY HAND AGAIN, AND YOU MAY LOSE YOURS
>YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE WARP, LIBRARIAN?
>EVEN DEAD, YOU CANNOT SEE THE TRUTH

>>323435018

It lets you back off from an engagement or capitalize on an enemy mistake, like overextending and chasing too far. The amount of hurt depends on your current army state and placement.

>>323429703

>host makes a rule we can't be eldar
>they pick eldar

Fucking faggot.

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>>323435087
>Playing an RTS for singleplayer

>>323434979
I have retribution without any dlcs.
I played 2 hours in total since 2011

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>>323435265
>DoWII
>RTS

>>323429703
>Things that didnt happen.jpg

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>Play through DoW2 campaign
>didn't like it at first, grew on me as the campaign progressed and I got to rip through tyranid hordes
>start chaos rising
>get Librarian
>HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKER IS AWESOME
>suddenly notice something
>a bug
>sometimes squads randomly get stuck and won't respond at all
>Houston we have a problem
>Squad stuck for an entire mission because of a retarded bug that never got fixed
>have been stuck in mission 3 for the last 5 days because of this

FUCKING WHY

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>>323431754
>those fucking shouts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgs29veFrdE

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>>323434979
>Dark Crusade gets a Sororitas mod
>it's fucking incredible
>Soul Storm comes out
>Sororitas are lazily made and garbage

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Who Fag Chapter here?

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>>323435265

>>323415883
Truly the greatest RTS ever made.

>>323435338
Yes DoW2 is an RTS

Maybe you should try actually playing the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZXOdSW_A1s

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>>323435484
>Maybe you should try actually playing the game

Yes, my mistake, I really should try giving it a go sometime.

DoWII is RTT, not RTS

>>323434843
No, I'm serious. Brainwashing entire populations in the name of an ideology which may or may not be the Ethereal's actual endgame is a pretty evil act.

Honestly, Orks are probably the closest faction to "good," funnily enough. No ideologues, just fight. Cuz fight is fun, ya grot.

>>323434979
bait.

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>>323435375
>shit crusade gets a Sororitas mod
>its shit, buggy and poorly implemented, with models that look like blow up sexdolls
>Soulstorm comes out
>Sororitas are an amazing race and the most fun to play in the whole game and the models look like they fit in with the other races

>>323435358

works for me lol

>>323435358
You can complete Chaos Rising in like 6 hours, just start over m8

>>323435652
Closest to good? Bullfuckingshit. Farsight's Enclave seems to be closest to good.

>>323435623
DoW2 is an RTS

Try playing the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyY-ITZCsNc

>>323435353
>3 v 3 Winter Assault as Eldar
>connection problems
>2 people leave from my team
>1 leaves from enemy team
>2 enemies go like: "it's ok, we'll let you build up for 15 minutes"
>take ressources for 3 people
>times runs out
>attack them with maxed army
>keep spamming fire prisms and warp spiders with my infinite ressources
>"no wait!"
>"no, gives us some time"
>"don't end"
One of them maxed on Wraithlords for some reason. I will never know what he was thinking.
That 30 support cap on Eldar was fucking ridiculous though.

>>323435652
Yes, killing and burning everything because it's "fun" is much better than peaceful expansion.

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>>323435087
>singleplayer

>>323435790
>maybe if I just keep saying the same thing over and over without knowing the difference between the words 'tactics' and 'strategy', I'll be right

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THE TAU HAVE VAGINAS IN THEIR FOREHEADS? BECAUSE REALLY. HOW DID ANYONE GIVE THAT THE OKAY?

>>323435484
Indrid is such a dull caster to listen to.

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>>323435652
Humans have a twisted sense of "good"

Reminds of that video where the chimp rips an animals organs out of its back while it beats the living shit out of it

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>>323435935
What, you wouldn't fuck someone's brain if you had the chance?

>>323435912
>playing the multiplayer aftering being so disappointed with the single

SoulStorm or Dark Crusade?

>>323420704
The Sanctioned Psyker is definitely the best one. That laughter, man.

>>323435940
Indrid's the only DoWII caster worth watching, I think. He's clear, concise and to the point. Never really cared for the others.

>>323436039

Are we sure that's where the brain is located in the Tau? I'm not up on my xeno-anatomy.

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>>323434979

>Soulstorm best
>DC worst
>Winter Assault "meh"
>Chaos Rising bad
>implying vanilla DoW2 campaign isn't GOAT

>>323435934
How exactly, does DoW 2 lack strategy, in comparison to DoW 1?

Does anyone have any good DOW1 multiplayer guides?

I tried getting gud, but I just can't.

>>323436253
Ignore him, he's some guy who finds every DoW thread and tries to turn it into a shitflinging contest by calling DC worse than Dragon Age 2.

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!?

>>323435785
Actually, I forgot about Farsight, So you're right there. Sorry, senpai. Though I still stand my ground on the Orks when discussing races as a whole.

>>323435868
Nah, nigga. You don't understand. You're thinking about things in 21st century mindset. In 40k, the real evils are the ideologies leading the races to go to war. Orks do it for fun and are just living life for themselves.

>>323436432

Ib4 20 posts claiming it isn't true. Last time I was in these threads the cunt got his posts righteously deleted, hopefully next time this'll end with a ban.

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>>323436473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY

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Who Angry Nuns here?

>>323436303
Read up on your dictionary and genre definitions, mate. DoWII is focused on smaller squad management along with heavily micromanaging units and their abilities with no focus on basebuilding, i.e. tactics. DoW1 is focused on a larger scale, managing basebuilding together with producing troops and managing every aspect of the war effort, from telling the builders where to go to entrenching key positions or listening posts.

Please don't link Indrid's casts at me, either. I know who he is. I've been featured in his casts already and play with him regularly.

>>323436494
You must love Nids then, I mean they're even more of a "power of nature". Doesn't mean I'd want them anywhere near my planet.

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>>323436624

>SoB, Spess Muhreens and IG are all technically on the same side
>all fight each other in Soutstorm

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>>323436624
I BRING SALVATION THROUGH ANNIHILATION!

>>323436681
There is nothing to manage in DoW 1's basebuilding. It has easily one of the worst, and most simplistic basebuilding systems in the genre par shit like Grey Goo, and there is absolutely zero reason to ever build anything besides listening posts outside of your starting area, unless you happen to be Eldar, in which case you also have Webway gates.

>>323436925
I agree with you, it's shallow and has no depth, but it's still a key aspect of the game absent from DoW2 which differentiate them in terms of genre.

>>323436681

>he thinks base building matters in DoW1

DoW1 is as much of microing and squad management as DoW2 is. The only difference is that DoW1 is bigger in scale

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>>323420704
>What are some other great quotes in the dawn of war series?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE

>>323436806
Ehh, Nids are okay, but they're essentially space locusts. At least Orks have an actual society

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>>323436624
they are cool but useless as fuck

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>>323437115
>DoW1 is as much of microing and squad management as DoW2 is.

Micro and squad management in DoW1 matter, yes, but it's much less in-depth than it is in DoW2. Proper line of sight and shotblocking doesn't even exist in DoW1

>>323437115
>he thinks base building matters in DoW1

Of course it does, the order in which you build buildings decides available troops and upgrades and may delay your transition into further tiers.

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>>323436039

>>323437274
You see, when you have a society that literally invades and kills entire planets' populations "for fun" and "because you thought it was a cool thing to do", your society is pretty evil by most subjective standards (as good and evil are not objective qualities). Tau official ideology is the most humane one in the 40k world (as they offer everyone a chance, unlike, say, humans, who literally are willing to exterminate all the Xenos regardless of their actual danger), and everything beyond that is just intentionally ambiguous fluff.

I mean FFS, human members of Tau Empire are literally allowed to worship Emperor. What else do you pale-faces need?

>>323436925

>>323437371

If all you play is quick start "NO RUSH FOR 35 MINUTES, PLEASE" games, please shut the fuck up and don't open your mouth.

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>>323415883
>mfw in Soulstorm they 'fixed' this

Use to do it as Tau and loved it. I imagined I was settling the planet, human, Tau, Kroot, and Vespid alike

I've been trying to find a mod for Soul Storm that adds codex units but doesn't break the campaign like every single one seems to do. I just want to have IG units for Space Marines and Tau. I want to use Tau's human auxiliaries.

No idea why this wasn't in the base game.

>>323429091
I have a meeting from 11-1, but, after that, there's a MegaUpload of a whole bunch of 40k epubs.
If the thread is still up, I'll post it

>>323437640
There's something really fucking fishy about the Ethereal, and that's reason alone not to trust the Tau.

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>>323436624
We know our place.

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>>323429091
Skitarius and Tech Priest are both excellent.

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>>323437524
Just your imagination Commissar.

>>323436039
Finally figured out the tranny part, It's because his slit is a straight line, right?

>>323437248
What other games/lore have a pure edge faction like that?

>>323437783
There's something really rotten about the Emperor. Oh wait, it's the smell. Get it, 'cause he's a rotting corpse on a life support? Fucking Gue'la. At least Ethereals can walk and talk.

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>>323437903
Chaos isn't even the pure edgelord faction of 40k. The dark eldar are.

>>323437968
You don't get it. The Ethereals are not fucking Tau. They are an entirely different species, and the only options that research into them has revealed is that they are either a proxy species created by the Eldar for some purpose or are Tzeentchian daemons in disguise.

>>323437889
As hats upon the bonce of the glorious Grey Knights.

>>323437783
>muh human wit just can't permit

Gue'la please

>>323428039
>Dark Eldar were a really well designed race.
They were too reliant on Scourges, I really didn't like that.

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>>323436253
>Soulstorm not the best
>DC not the worst
>Winter assault not a broken mess
>Chaos Rising not bad
>Playing RTS for singleplayer

>>323427873
DoW2: Retribution - Elite Mod has 1000+ players online in the evening.

>>323438025
Imperium is edgy as hell too since it's a hybrid of several totalitarian regimes with religious motiffs.

>>323438128
>human research
None of that is hard canon, anyway. I doubt they're daemons since I assume human psykers during various conflicts would notice that.

Besides, it just werks.

>>323428039
>SoB were casual shit because they become fucking invincible if they get to tier 2 fast.
No, you are just shit at the game

>>323438025
that is bad ass.

movie with that art and those fuckers when?

>>323436925
Not him, but going full retarded makes you go full retard, sorry.

>>323438389
Does it matter if it was human conducted research? The fact of the matter was that the Ethereals all had the crystal like hormone gland implanted underneath the skin of their foreheads, the exact same organ found on the queens of a xenos species called the Qorl.

And it just so happens that the Eldar helped the Qorl out at one point and requested their queens as payment.

Where were you when Germans were confirmed secret chaos heretics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY

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>>323438406
There's already a movie about them. It's called Hellraiser

>>323438656
Why this obsession with German anon?

>>323438637
Again, that's of dubious canon. (Xenology), and even if it was, well, it means Eldar did something right for once in their long and pointless lives. Canon-wise Tau can fight Eldar, so it's not like they're on a leash.

>>323420704
Where's the truck? WHY IS I WALKIN'?!

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>>323438194
I swear I'm the only person in the whole world that actually liked that piece of fluff. It showed that the Grey Knights are willing to anything - and I mean ANYTHING - to beat back the daemonic hordes. Even highly questionable blood-magic powered by the deaths of the faithful isn't out of the question if the threat is great enough. It really shows how incredibly dangerous daemons are to the Imperium, as well as showing that the Gey Knights are not the heroic space-knights that they appear to be.

>>323438826
>Creating a species that uses pheromones to exert control over another species
>Right

Farsight didn't seem to think so.

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>>323431274
A long time ago, on an image board far, far away...

/tg/ - corpulen/tg/ents

EPISODE II: GETTING SHIT DONE

I miss ten years ago in every possible way

>>323438874
Here now, I never said I didnt like it, I was saying that they make stylish headwear. Grey Knights make no compromises, no matter what and this act showed that.

>>323436860
There is no "same side" in the imperium.
Even the space marine CHAPTERS fight with each other.

>>323434979
>hating on dark crusade

>>323439023
Tau before Ethereals: a bunch of primitive faggots beating the shit out of each other with pointy sticks, dime a dozen in the vast Galaxy.

Tau after Ethereals: a small, but ever-growing interplanetary Empire with the fastest developing tech (as in, actually developing, and not "finding old farm tech STC and quickly adapting them as battle vehicles", the only entity to actually allow aliens to take a place beside them and not just being wiped out for fun/because they're alien and thus must die/FOR KHAY-OSS. The last, best hope of the Galaxy. Well, not really I guess, as there's only war but you get me.

I'm pro-Ethereal.

>>323435686
really most fun to play?????

I can't stand them they're my least favorite race not in the least cuz of all their goofy quotes

Is the Warhammer mod for Mount&Blades worth it?

>>323439053
>2006 was 10 years ago
Oh my god. Ive wasted that much of my life on this shitty website.

>>323439338
>liking shit crusade

>>323431028
It's already hardcore p2w (like starcitizen tier p2w).
And the game isn't even in beta yet.

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>>323439398
>I'm pro-Ethereal.
They're controlling you, you fool!

>>323439740
Farsight is not the hero the Tau need.

He is the hero the Tau deserve.

And Au'Shin.

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>>323439398
Tau are just the beginning of the Empire
There are Kroot, Vespids, Deimurg, Nicassar, etc. plus all of the T'au castes are physically different from one another

Tau also happen to look like fucking bad asses in fire warrior battlesuits

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>>323435265
>Being a multiplayer kiddy
>'I c-can't have fun if others are not w-watching!"

>>323435387
This desu

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>>323427873
DoW 2 isn't a Dawn of War game.

>>323439398
Yeah, but what is the actual end goal of the ethereal? You don't REALLY believe the whole Greater Good nonsense, do you?

They are up to something, and whatever it is, it's not good.

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>>323437898
Your knowledge of Xeno biology is impressive...and dangerous. Are you sure there's no heresy going on here?

>>323439740
Tau would never be where they are without them. Maybe some questions don't need answers yet.

>>323439938
The Empire will stand strong! I mean, those minis are expensive as hell, no way GW will ever nuke Tau while they can sell those overpriced chunks of plastic.

>>323440039
Sure it is. It's just a RTT game instead of a RTS one.

Others like it, others don't. As with most things.

>>323430348
>40k
>Total War

You can tell underage post when you see shit like this.

>>323440120
Not that anonymous servant of the Emperor, but did you know Commissar that Kroot breed in a utterly bizarre way?

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>>323439740
Based Farsight, he even gets to fuck best Taufu.