So which limbs and other body parts are you willing to part with

Natural Male Enhancement

>>323415257
Why, my peanus weenus of course! :D

my penis

Anything but my genitals. Need sperm cells to impregnate victims of cyborg rape.

>>323415257
My digestive system in favor of a nuclear-powered body.
Nah man I just don't want to shit

>>323415257

My arms and legs, maybe an augmented heart and lungs if that shit is possible, maybe an augmented eye too.

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>>323415257
everything

being a meatbag is for subhuman niggers

Eyes for sure. Mine are fucked anyway.

>>323415257
Literally all of them.

If you had the option to just be a brain in a mechanical human-shaped exoskeleton, why the fuck wouldn't you take it.

>>323415257
mi dick
i want one that shoots something other than semen

eyes, arms, legs, heart, lungs

I would shed my entire male body to become a qt cyborg gril just like motoko

>>323415257
If you're not attaching negative side-effects in your hypothetical, it is objectively better to be completely robotic than leave any part of you organic.

Eyes and maybe skeletal structure, provided it's easier to enhance that than completely replace limbs.

I'm alright with going full skull+spine in a cyborg body though, just don't want my meat parts to go to waste.

>>323415257
ITT: retards that want to spent their whole lives buying No-Poz

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Everything.

>>323415493
>to become a qt cyborg gril just like motoko
This guys got the right idea.

I'd probably stay male though.

>>323415257
>>323415380

This. My asshole will be fuckably clean at all times, or radioactive. It's win-win, really.

>>323415683
As a high class escort, I'll make more than enough money.

>>323415257
Brain cells- slowly replaced until I exist only in cybernetics.

Death is absolutely terrifying. All that matters is preventing the cessation of my existence.

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>>323415257
>augmenting your body out of vanity
Disgraceful. Did you learn nothing?

I wouldn't replace anything at all, because I don't need it. Humanity has come this far unaided, we don't need to start mucking about with augs now.

Hanzers get out.

>>323416272
>unaided
Shouldn't you be hunting a boar or something?

>>323415374
>Not having a cyborg penis for optimal sperm delivery
>Not having cyborg scrotum to protect your balls from your victims

>>323416414
In your haste to replace what is yours naturally, have you forgotten the practical limitations of augmentation?

The human body is notoriously hostile toward foreign entities. Enjoy your newfound dependency on anti-rejection drugs. Enjoy living on the pharmaceutical industry's leash.

>>323415352

ITT: Augmented body parts I'd get - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :DD

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>>323415257
Eyes and ears
Perception and awarness are just one perk.
Imagine having X-ray or Thermal vision, or having a language translator in your ears, or being able to pinpoint that one important voice in a sea of noise?

The augmented senses would result in augmented reaction times as well, the only con I can see is the possibility of failure and going deaf and blind for good.

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>>323416786
>Imagine having X-ray or Thermal vision, or having a language translator in your ears, or being able to pinpoint that one important voice in a sea of noise?


Oh man I'd be able to shitpost on all languages and notice when mum is coming so I can hide the porn.

>>323416496
but you'd effectively have to be neutered to get the replacements

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>>323415257
Are you able to replace your entire nerve network with augmentations in Human Revolution? I have a degenerative disorder called charcot-marie-tooth disease that makes playing vidya a little bit harder every day, and I'm worried that it's only a matter of years until I won't be able to hold a controller anymore, let alone properly time dodges and parries and such in more action-oriented games.

>>323415257
Everything but my dick.

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>>323417046
I'm sorry, anon.

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Everything

>>323415257
Eyes and neural enhancements
no BIOS update pls
also if you get your arms and legs replaced how does exercise work? wouldn't your torso get fat?

>>323416786
> manipulate hormone levels
> get ultra fucking jacked in matter of months
> replaces heart,lungs,livers,intestines, stomach
> works 10x times better, never fails, breaks down all nutrients, can eat what ever the fuck has something in it and survive
> replaces ball's, prostate
> bust never ending nuts
bro, nanomachines, replaces fucking everything

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>>323416869
Anon.
Are you trying to tell me you DON'T want to be able to see any woman you see naked?
Or that you don't want to be able to see when your PC is overheating?
or that understanding other languages in this day and age isn't useful?
or that you've never had to ask someone to repeat themselves a few times because it was too loud around you?

You don't have to be a hero about it, anon.

>>323415380
I'm nuuuclear

>>323415257
All of them. Anything goes, I have no hangups about losing this or that to get something objectively better

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>>323417046
>Never heard of the condition before
>Sounds legit, google it just to check
>It's real
>Images like pic related
Fuck, anon. If you're not bullshitting about having it I'm really sorry.

My spine/back, I have shitty posture and back pains

>>323417046
Atleast you will always have a future in League of Legends or Fighting games

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>>323417046
You've described my personal hell. Life truly is suffering

My arms, they're already fucked up easy choice.

>>323415257
My legs.

>>323415461
Why stop there, why not just go full mad scientist and have an 8000kg robo tiger body or become an Adrian barbo-bot

I was born with a smaller arm so I'm gladly taking that.

Can I just transplant my brain into a new body?

>>323417328
>Are you trying to tell me you DON'T want to be able to see any woman you see naked?

Not really it would probably ruin it for me. Got an acquaintance whose family makes him go to nudist beaches and he can't get it up for naked chicks anymore, now he's only into lingerie/clothed sex.

And if I really want to see naked chicks I could just watch some porn.

>Or that you don't want to be able to see when your PC is overheating?

Why would I do a super expensive operation just for that when I have an app? I mean I never had problems with PC overheating to begin with.

>or that understanding other languages in this day and age isn't useful?
Who would I have to understand anyway in the comfiness of my room? I already play japanese porn games with machine translations, and I doubt technology gives you "augmented translations". It'll feel like people talking in google translate.

>or that you've never had to ask someone to repeat themselves a few times because it was too loud around you?
Do I look like someone who goes to parties?

>>323415419
>tfw tearing nigger heads off with augmented superlimbs

SINGULARITY WHEN

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>>323415257
Arms, legs, ears, eyes, jaw, heart, lungs, as many internals as possible, and a few neural implants.

>eyes
>ears
>arms
>legs
>dick
i ask for this

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>>323418007

>>323418007
You are such a fucking faggot holy shit

>>323415257
Everything. Including my brain. I know that will most likely kill the person that identifies as me but the newborn cyber me will live a happier longer life.

armpits, shins, and elbows.

>>323418306
I'm just being realistic brah, don't be a cunt.

I'm not opposed to technology, I'd gladly use things that would prolong my life-span, but the things you mentioned are really only useful if you're in the military or the such and near useless for my day to day use.

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>>323418007
Well, i guess the practicality isn't there for everyone. I always wish I could set up an external mic to my headphones so I could hear the world around me mixed with my music, and yeah, thermal and X-ray vision isn't THAT useful, but it would be fucking cool, admit it.

>>323417046
>>323417635
Good god anon.
You're not joking are you?
You're entire nerve system needs to be replaced? It's not just your hands?
Does it hurt? It looks like it hurts.
I mean, we've been moving forward in the cybernetic department faster than ever so there's a chance they'll have something for you before you...well...
That must be hell, anon.

>>323415257
Can't believe it wasn't posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We-BIY5OEp4&list=PL4Ai6Hs7XtDccsGgcsoPH_zpKtMKhpMpl&index=2

Would have said eyes first but I ain't going blind when that shit runs out of power or gets hacked.

New legs would be cool, love going fast. That and sitting on my ass all day doesn't make them greek god material.

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>>323417137
>>323417635
Thank you both, I appreciate the condolence, even if it is self-indulgent of me to accept them.

>>323417737
I heard about the fighting game player who's horribly crippled and plays with his feet, but I'm not sure what you're referring to with League. Regardless, I can't actually play those games to begin with. I have no reflexes whatsoever, anon, and I mean that in the most literal way possible. I never have and I never will, diagnosed by a neurologist. Reflexes are very important for footsies and juking, and my neural pathways are so damaged that it takes a signal from my brain seven times longer to reach my hands than it would for a normal person, which puts me at an extreme disadvantage that makes those games unfun in the first place.

>>323417738
It really is.

>>323418538
No, I'm not joking. You don't know how much I wish I was.
As I alluded to in my previous responses within this post, yeah, it's my entire nervous system. The entire thing is damaged beyond repair, and the only thing I can hope for is a drug that will stop the damage from progressing, but that is unlikely to be developed within my lifetime, and it would not repair the damage that has already been done.
It does hurt sometimes, but luckily I'm only twenty, so it hasn't gotten to the point of horrific contractures just yet. It occasionally feels like my knuckles are going to explode, and the same can be said for the joints in my toes, as well as a tearing sensation in the arches of my feet as those bow upwards over time. The foot stuff hurts more than the hand stuff.
In any case, I try to maintain hope, but neurological disorders are so tempermental that doctors tend to treat the symptoms instead of trying to fix the root of the problem, because they're more likely to cause harm than any good. So, it's hard to be hopeful. In any case, I appreciate your sentiment, anon.

>>323416272
The human body is just a tool for the brain to operate with, so if I had the option to replace that tool with a better one, I would do it in a blink.

If evolution don't happen sooner, we'll force it no matter the cost, that's the truth scent of humanity. Never wait for something you can do yourself.

Also, I don't wanna have to deal with having to take a shit/piss every now and then and learn stuff quicker and easier without having to be a slave to a book or waste years learning it.

>>323416645
>get rich utilizing newfound abilities
>buy several lifetime's supplies of drugs
>live circles around you

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All of them

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>>323415257
What do I have to augment to get the cool shield he has in the Mankind Divided trailer?

https://youtu.be/uvSs5b6y-YM?t=179

Three minutes in; what generates that?

>>323420358
It's an early version of NANOMACHINES.

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Thinking about this deeper, is it realistic to augment just a few things if you're going with heavy-weight augs? Let's say you just want beefy cyber-Hulk arms. Don't you then need to replace your anchoring shoulder muscles, the neck muscles that are linked to those, several muscles on your back, and then core mucles for the sake of stabilizing your awkwardly balanced, augmented body? At that point you would probably need lower body augs too, because the weight from all that metal in your upper body would be tearing your knee cartilage apart, and if you're replacing your knees you're probably replacing more than just them while you're in that somatic neighborhood.

>>323421520
Sufficiently advanced augmentations (meaning, not anything that will actually exist anytime soon) could probably be made to be very light and largely independent from the rest of the body.

>>323422038
Do you think they're sufficently advanced enough to be that light in the the Deus Ex prequels though, anon? That's mostly what I was getting at, though I apologize for not making it clear.

I'm not entirely sure the setting's at that point. Or, perhaps it's more accurate to say that those with cutting-edge augs like Adam are, but those with older tech, like the augmented slum-dwellers we saw in Human Revolution, would have to deal with heavier, cumbersome, inelegant solutions that 'worked' but were far from ideal, and had several of the supplementary bodily modifications I mentioned.

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My hand, firstly. Only one, though, I doubt fapping with metal would feel very good.

Then my lungs, eyes, and my foot.

>>323415257
Literally everything.

Why would you choose biological matter over essentially immortal robotic body?

>>323423480
But anon, what if you could simply pop your hand off at will to slap on the perfect massaging onahole? Would you go for both at that point?

>>323415257
my heart

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>>323423731
Absolutely. Who wouldn't?

Bonus points if one of my hands could turn into a miniature taser.

None.

>ever sacrificing your humanity for power

>>323416719
>>323415352

The humor of the "peanus weenus" post comes from its purity. It is the kind of humor you can expect from a small child around the age of six. You can just imagine the little boy carefully typing down the post, giggling like a beautiful cherub.For him he invented what is basically the epitome of comedy. He is a glorious angel bringing the gift of laughter to all his 4chan friends.
He has something in his hand, while he types. What could it be?
Why, it is his peanus weenus, of course. He giggles at the thought of it.
It is his weeenus peanus. His laughter continues, getting louder.
The object in his hand is his peanus weenus. His laughter has now awakened his grumpy mother.
This is the fifth time this month this has happened and she has had enough. She loudly slammed her son's door, sharp knife in hand. She's going to cut it off.
"No, not my peanus weenus!" the boy pleaded. His mother only grinned sadistically.
"Please to not cut off my weeenus peanus!" She pushed the sharp metal to her son's boy flesh.
No longer attached was the boy's peanus weenus. It was his mother's now.

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>>323417046

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>>323424701
>Being part of Purity First

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>>323415257
Anything and everything in order to be this guy

>>323415257
None. What if they malfunction?

>>323425664
What if your organic body parts malfunction?

Everything except my dick.

>>323425664
purity fags pls leave
we already are machines
we already can be manipulated
augmentations would only make us stronger

>>323425664
>>323425729
Get psionic limbs instead

>>323421520
You could probably have very heavy augmentations, you just couldn't use them for anything out of the ordinary unless you also had implants in the torso to support them.

>>323415257
All except my full digestive system and possibly my wee wee.
I wanna enjoy food and drink and jerk off.

>>323428336
The digestive system have nothing to do with enjoying food Anon, is all about the tasted buds.

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>>323429365
Technically the tastebuds do only the surface-level, work, anon. Actual flavors more complex than 'savory', like the difference between chicken and beef, is figured out by our olfactory nerve.

So, what does this mean? If we don't have actual stomachs we wouldn't feel the satisfaction of going from 'hungry' to 'satisfied', removing a good bit of the fun of truly 'eating'. This could lead to interesting new products, like flavored oxygen designed to taste like our favorite meals. If we are never hungry we can't be unsatisfied in the way that chewing a good bit of food then spitting it out to avoid the calories would incite in us, so perhaps products of this type would be acceptable substitutes.

>>323416995
>not wanting nano-machine sperm that can survive in a vagina for weeks

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>>323424880
Saved

>>323415257
eyes and heart
no brainer instant replacemnt

>>323415257
Every single one of them. I'm going to get TESLA BLADED FISTS specially.

I mean, robots don't age. Or get STDs. I don't even have to sleep.
Why would you want to robot only one or two things when you can robot everything?

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Who /can'tswim/ here?

>>323415257
Everything, my man. My body is weak. Not even in a transhumanism-fanatic 'we are inferior' way, I am just a fucking skeleton man.

>>323415493
Aw ye.

>>323415257
artificial testes so i can nut on command

Lungs heart stomach/digestive system and eyes
The rest is ok

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Not eyes.
Lungs, maybe spine.

>>323415257

I think I'd probably stick with external "muscle-suit" style stuff where possible until the event of actually needing to replace body parts due to malfunctioning.

Spine, having scoliosis and looking like I have a helix in my back sucks.

do i need constant doses of neuropozyne?

>>323416203
You wouldn't escape it forever, you know. And no matter how long you put death off, there will still come a time when it can no longer be avoided and you know that your time is almost up. Best to make peace with it as soon as you can rather than running scared.

>>323415257
All of them.

>>323416786
>X-ray
Not a thing that exists
>Thermal vision
Not very useful
>language translator
Google's working on this, it's not that hard, expect in before 2020. Sure it'll be through your phone, but it already works for written text and spoken won't be too far behind
>being able to pinpoint that one important voice in a sea of noise
When do you need this?

>>323416272
>Humanity came this far without the power loom, we dont need to start mucking around with industrialised weaving now!