John Wick is coming for you, the protagonist of the last game you played is the only one who can protect you. Just how fucked are you?
considering everyone this guy tries to protect dies, my chances are shit
"This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip-club dressing room."
A Cold war-era empire of Japan led by an immortal Oda Nobunaga.
It'd watch the fuck out of that movie.
The characters in invisible inc.
Bunch of nerds I'm screwed.
>feeding the pig
Go to /gerg/ and see for yourself.
This guy may not look much, but he killed like a thousand of mercenaries, a couple of hundreds of freaky mutants, too. I'll have to endure his shitty sarcastic attitude, though.
Level 15 Helldiver. At first I thought I'm fucked because its another mook with an assault rifle, but then I remembered my Helldiver has access to mech walkers, airstrikes, auto turrets etc.
What do you guys think? Kind of a tough one
>Genocide Run Frisk
I'll be fine.
ok, let me get this straight, so not only am I 100% guaranteed to be totally fine, I also get to be protected by bayonetta?
Sign me the fuck up.
Son, please get that 3edgy5me shit out and worship a real nigga.
Just started a new game. 4 rookies.
>45% hit chance
I'd say my chances are good unless Armstrong shows up outta left field
>top tier trained operator
My sides have left super earth
Did you even do the tutorial? The robot literally makes you shoot 5 dummies then says
>You are now a firearms expert
Makes you throw 2 grenades and says
>You are now an expert at throwing grenades
Gets you to sprint, crawl a bit, then type on two computers and drop an airstrike on something
>You are now a trained Helldiver!
I thought the game made it obvious that Helldivers are just mooks given little to no training to be able to throw as many men as possible into the fray. Like Russians in WWII
Chances are your Helldiver will kill you before Wick does
godamn it you just made me remember that show where they're pit 2 different things against each other and proclaim one the best.
Pirates vs. Knights was comedy gold since the knights just stood no chance against pirates with a couple of flintlock pistols and it caused all kinds of hurtburt on 4chan.
right up there with Spartan trumping Ninja
No real protag, so I'll just throw in the player character.
Now the question is, how many bits of John Wick are left over?
It was a mixture of /tv/, /v/, /k/, and /b/ all watching it together, of course someone was going to get asshurt at the outcome
I remember 2 hours of preshow threads with a couple anons just completely shit talking about how the Knights were going to demolish the pirates then the shit happened and it became like trolling on christmas day
Bearer of the Curse isn't a Dragon.
And the question is if he can defend you. If Wick shoots and kills the Bearer, he's gonna appear at a bonfire somewhere else, Wick is gonna shoot you dead before the Bearer can come back and defend you
Why was John Wick so fucking good?
I'm so hype they confirmed the sequel
>that club scene
>the first scene in his house
>fuck, really just every action scene
Why aren't more action movies like that? Perfect mix of really badass but realistic fighting, excellent gunplay, and humor
Strangely enough, last game I played was Payday 2.
yeah I'll be okay.
Keanu Reeves is fucked beyond words
His name was Marcus you fucker.
Maybe. I'm trying to remember his name without googling. No regrets.
Last video game character I was playing as was Raven, by the way. Trigon's gonna bend his shit the fuck over, sad as it is to say.
Yup I'm talking about two, I don't really see Cole losing to Mercer especially if we're talking about evil Cole. If it's just regular Cole then he can even regenerate a bit after every shot.
Do you even know what biomass is?
>Can't really run out of electricity in a city.
Oh so cities have reached the point where they don't have to rely on outside power sources like hydro electric, wind and nuclear power to keep them going?
Well yeah I know what biomass is, he technically "eats" people/ living things in general is what I meant. Also I'm not saying a city will give him an infinite source of energy, just more than what Mercer has. Mercer has to run out at some point and at that time Cole will still have more resources to spare.
Nah, it doesn't feel anything like that. The game's alright but playable characters don't really differ in anything but voice and model.
You can shoot up a nightclub controlled by Russian Mafia though so I guess that's that.
He actually didn't want to do it for unspecified reasons. I think it has something to do with their changes to character and his motivation (in the film he's closer to a vigilante, in the game he's running around robbing banks and shooting cops). Definitely not a disagreement over a paycheck.
>Well, i'm gonna shitpost now for no particular reason, i'm just going to cause i can and none of you faggots can do anything about it, han solo dies by his son ben soli who is also known as kylo ren the dark lord of the sith in star wars episode seven. In fallout 4 your son is the leader of the institute and you either have to kill and and nuke thr commonwealth or you can join him and nuke the prydwin which is the brotherhood of steels zepplin, which is ran by the same brotherhood from dc, or you can join your son but he dies anyway of cancer like 5 minutes later
Yeah, when you put it like that, it makes sense. I had a feeling it had to be more than just a check because thinking about the kind of actor he is he doesn't seem like the type to squabble over numbers.
pretty safe, probably.
>can't do shit without a small army behind his back
He did plenty when he escaped that colony drop. Then again it was mostly due to brain dead circumstances, still he's augmented and has future tech that should make this pretty easy.
If she wants to shield me with her qt fortitude'd body
or Venom Snake but they're basically the same
Holy shit, i'd watch the fuck out of that fight. Starts out as a sniper battle, then becomes an intense firefight as they move closer to each other, and culminates in a gun-fu/CQC fight between the two.
Venomwins at the end.
good thing i just bought the hd collection and decided to replay, i'm totally fine
I dunno. It'd be cool to see play out though.
I'm fucked. There is a chance I'll get a piggyback ride before I die though.
It's because it didn't try or pretend to be anything more than it was. John Wick was an action movie and they made it as slick and stylish as possible and it's especially refreshing compared to every other boring action flick.
>What the... WHOSE THST CLIMBING INTO THE RING?
>ITS SENATOR ARMSTRONG!
>RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!
>BY GOD I THINK HE'S DEAD
>THEY'RE KICKING HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN, SENATOR ARMSTRONG AND JOHN WICK ARE KICKING RAIDEN WHILE HE'S DOWN!
Action film starring Keanu. Check it out, it's an excellent movie.
>Phoenix Wright is defending me.
I CAN'T LOSE BABY
one of the best keanu leaves movies since the matrix
never seen John Wick so I have no idea why his presence is significant in any way other than the fact that hes a man with a gun casually walking in my general direction.
>Rocket League car
>excellent action sequences and pacing execution
this is not how it works
there is no depth, but it's an amazing action movie, based only around action, nothing more, nothing less
I think I'm ok should be pretty fun to watch too.
I feel like most of the fags here are going more for a Movie Wick feel. If Master Chief fought Movie Wick no shit he'd win, but I'm giving Wick vidya powers.
>guns can solve all problems lol
>can survive basically any attack and merely lose HP
>maybe idk infinite stamina or some shit
Now with that applied a lot of these fights become a bit more interesting.
He might be fine but most of his companions end up dead. And I'm not a young child or a Wolf like Kahn, so no plot armor for me.
RIP 2033 Pavel
Max Caulfield from Life is Strange. I'd just rewind time and own his ass
We should try and remember the good times.
Someone needs to find Keanu a fucking angel.
If anyone needed one in their life, it's that poor bastard.
Maybe, but definitely not in a firefight. 47 would either need to know where Wick spends his time or use you as a bait in order to snipe him. Either way, you're pretty much fucked.
It's a good fight, but if 47 doesn't spend 9,000 hours getting a super impossible scenario to play off he'll never get a good jump on Wick. In a gunfight or hand to hand fight I'd still root for Wick, to be honest. Remember, the boogeyman checks for Wick before he goes to sleep.
I don't know, I know his daughter was a stillborn but I've heard that his GF died during the birthing process. I do know that he used pretty much all of his money from the Matrix for his sister's health, pretty sure. The spending birthdays alone thing is def true.
A lot of differences are abound but the basic cohesive message is:
>Keanu's dad was a shitshow, didn't work out
>GF Birthed a stillborn, also died
>Spends birthdays alone and sad
>takes pay cuts and spends tons of his supercool movie cash on helping people out
How fucked am I? About 0%.
Dad Shitshow, mother a retarded tart with no sense of indepedence.
GF/Fiance/Wife-To-Be stillbirths their daughter, the gilt causes a rift in their relationship, they break up. She's killed in a car accident 2 years afterward. He's properly miserable now
Sister gets Diagnosed with an advanced stage of Cancer, he mag-dumps his wealth into saving her life (Succeeds thankfully) continues to support her health with his wealth, takes severe pay-cuts for crew of Matrix Film, and to allow a work-along with DeNiro.
none of it's bullshit.
my nigger, doubt Wick stands a chance against my Wizard
Rank isn't increased by affinity for nothing, it only measures how good the operator is with a given frame
Pretty sure a conscious frame from the orokin era would just shit on the universe
A random faceless clone jobber. I'm moderately fucked.
Philip is not a bad person but I'm fucked nevertheless
Not fucked at all
>implying Armstrong wasn't the hero
How am i supposed to survive when i can't even drive the damn thing
Your squad would literally shoot at John Wick, miss entirely, blow up your house, your car, and your shoot your best friend in the house and then panic and shoot you in the balls.
You're fucked. John wouldn't have to do shit.
John Marsten can use dead eye and kill John Dick
You stupid fucking kids. 47 isn't human, he's a genetic result of the better soldiers / killers on the planet. Your meme actor wouldn't stand five fucking seconds in any regards whatsoever.
There's no competition here.
desu senpai, i'm not worried about it.
Not sure if Spaz would be able to protect me, but I believe in you little buddy
my arma3 ironman pilgrimage guy.
He just died to taking on a full sized squad of paratroopers with no other gear than a GPS and pistol.
Got 5 of them down, but damn they know their suppressive fire.
The last game I played was TF2 as engineer.
We would be drinking beers and lounging behind his sentry, waiting for Wick to show his face and get blown apart.
Jay See Denton, in da fresh. I'm fine.
Far cry 3
Jason brody shoots him from three kilometers away using an AMR.
Or injects himself with the invincibility syringe and takes him on in a gun fight.
Or Armored core for answer
A yellow 25 meter tall mech that can break the sound barrier going sideways empties several tons of munitions on him. while supersonic. The entire building collapses.
Then we both die of kojima radiation.
He only shits on Houston with the call lines but during Hox Breakout, Hoxton does indeed give the other members shit for letting him get put in prison.
Given Houston calls Hox "Limpdick" now when you call for him. I think it sorta evens out.
Divinity original sin enhanced edition.
>A Master level Witch with back up Geo and Pyromancer spells
>A master level glass cannon crossbow man
>A Two handed master level swordsman
>A master level water and air healer wizard
Try my fucking team if you want, bitch nigga
>I am a beacon of knowledge, blazing out upon a black sea of ignorance
I think i'll be okay.
I think I will be fine.
I will be fine. And certainly more grateful than that bitch Buddy.
not anon but the thing you dont understand is that mercer only needs biomass to not die, to to use his powers. Mercer can fight endlessly until he 'dies' but then all of the tentacle shit left over will find a living body, take it over and come back as mercer.
Venom and BB are pretty different in practice, desu. BB's all elite and dex-based and uses skill to overwhelm people, while Venom's a fucking juggernaut. Venom's raw muscle and brutality, have you seen the takedown he does on armored parsites?
I might be okay
due to him being an Esper, but we'll have to be around others because he ain't no Sigma.
No chance without her Persona available at all times. However there are worse people to die next to.
>The battle of the "I never asked for this"
Depends on how auged I get him. Completely fresh and I'm screwed, fully auged and Keanu's gonna join his dog.
My favorite was the gladiator vs Apache scout.
The scout expert kept saying if a scout wanted you dead, he'd stab you in the lung from behind while you were taking a piss and the gladiator guy talked about how the games were brutal but just games.
That was complete bullshit though, testing the blunderbuss against plate, literally only one pellet penetrated
The flintlock did absolutely nothing, and they weighed the swords as equal, even though the knight is wearing fucking armor
Because it was a movie made by stuntmen and not retards who think shaking a camera == immersion in an action sequence.
It was also unapologetically shallow and didn't spell out the entirety of the world.
> Venom does almost nothing for one year except chase BB and Zero's subordinate war
> everyone on mother base figures out he's not actually big boss
> Big Boss still goes off to fight in South Africa, the Middle East, and Russia, saving superior sniper lolis, a guy that can clone himself with mirrors, crazy alaska shaman, and other shit
Venom only succeeded in making Liquid into the biggest bitch on Earth really
Big Boss literally just takes a vacation in 1984. Even the credit timeline confirms that the real Big Boss built Outer Heaven.
Sherlock Holmes, I think I'm good.
Venom is the big boss out in the field, John built outer heaven and ran Foxhound while Venom was doing all his legendary mercenary years, its why Venom is tougher (takes 4 missiles to the face vs defeated by a aerosol can)
I don't know who John Wick is. What I know is, that he's pretty much fucked
> all the legendary mercenary years
Didn't know Venom did everything in the 70s too.
Plus Venom was too busy in Afghanistan and Central Africa to actually pick up Sniper Wolf, Gray Fox, Naomi, and literally everyone else that matters.
MGSV doesn't change anything in the timeline. We miss out on the actual BB adventures relevant to the plot of Metal Gear, all the full circle shit, and end up playing 30 hours of "I'm going to explain how BB survived MG1."
I will never not hate how stupid the armors from i343 look.
It looks like a knockoff Crysis nanosuit with impractical tacticool plates slapped on, instead of a spacearmor/tank look at the previous armors had.
Leave it to Undertale fags to not even understand their own game. The whole point of the Genocide Run is to show you how overpowered even a measly human girl is compared to the 'monsters' in the game.
I'm not sure John Wick is gonna make it.
(I actually haven't seen the movie, is it as fun as most people say it is?)
>Do you like Keanu Reeves?
>Do you like action films with a simple but relatable premise?
>Do you enjoy a good soundtrack in a film?
>Do you enjoy neo-noir style cinematography?
>Do you enjoy almost Mann-tier level of gunplay?
If you say yes to at least 2, you're good to go.
I'll almost always prefer gameplay. In a movie, if it's presented well with good acting, I don't necessarily need a good story.
I'll always prefer to have both in both mediums but that's apparently asking for a lot.
well... he is gorilla strong and really agile.
Thanks /v/, this movie had been sitting on my backlog for an eternity and I finally got around to watching it thanks to this thread. Good stuff.
As for the question, my Warband character obviously doesn't stand the slightest chance.
Why would John Wick even go into the Zone?
>full Mirdian armor
I think I'm good.
Bring it. Will Matterhorn Wick straight to the moon.
Is John Wick an enemy of Liberty, Freedom, and Democracy? If so, I think I've got a shot.
I loved John Wick as a movie, but honestly it bugged me how often guys were running up to John to shoot him, just close enough for them to be in karate-ing range.
You guys have guns. All you gotta do is shoot John while he's wrassling with some dipshit.
>wannabe criminal vs a master soldier and world legend with his own method of CQC
I'll be fine
The only person who killed him for real, be it Venom or the real Big Boss, was a clone of himself who was trained since birth, one of his trainers being someone who had a vendetta against Big Boss. The only person who can defeat Big Boss is someone with the genes to make him as good as Big Boss.
John Wick is not a Big Boss clone, therefore he is fucked.
>post time skip Luffy
I'll be fine.
he is bretty gud with a gun and capable hand-to-hand combat. He might stand a round or two against Venom.
Yeah I know that. I'm saying that he's gonna run out eventually. Cole has an entire city and if he's lucky a thunderstorm to power him up. Cole is going to last longer than Mercer.
And still managed to conquer 700,000 some planets and kill over 600 billion enemies of liberty in the time span of 32 days.
The Hell Divers are more effective than an entire army of Space marines.
>2edgy5u can stand up to a guy who kills dozens of men like it was nothing
>Able to swing around a sword the size of his body.
>Fights giant monsters and army soldiers regularly
>Can summon gods through little balls of magic strapped to his equipment.
>Legs so powerful that he may as well be flying when he jumps.
>Bullets bounce off him with sparks when he actually does get shot.
You sure showed him.
Gordon Freeman saves me through an 8 hour ordeal of physics puzzles and deus ex machinas
>Jake the Snake
Im pretty sure Jake would end up liking John for killing russians russian scum, and would just end up teaming up with him to kill me.
>Adam walks through your house spamming typhoon and trying to grab him through walls
Saya from blood-c is in charge of protecting you against the villain in the last video game you played. Just how fucked are you?
Finally played this glorious game...also I'm safe as fuck.
So uhm, ban from city?
wow, i just played Payday 2 using John Wich as my character...
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW!?