>fight boss with 10 billion HP >after the fight he joins

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>two paths
>one path leads to treasure
>one path ends the dungeon
>pick the wrong path
>can't go back

>>323402357
>beat the everloving fuck out of someone
>surpised when their health is lower after the fight than before

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>open chest
>it was empty

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>steal from enemy
>nothing to steal

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>get a huge boost in max HP
>enemies deal percentage based damage

maybe he'd be feeling better if you just didn't deal 10 billion damage to him

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>level up
>enemies level up with you

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>Blind an enemy
>All his attacks still hit

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>go to the inn
>500 gold
>go to the item shop
>tent 300 gold

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> find door, needs key
> find key, opens different door
> find key, opens first door
> first door where?

>>323403250
>you lose levels when you die
>level up message above the enemy that just killed you

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>critical strike!
>miss

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>sell starting weapon
>starting weapon is used to make the ultimate weapon
>can't get starting weapon back

>fight a boss with a billion HP
>they join you afterwards
>weak as shit
>turns out you crippled him from the fight

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> earn ultimate gun
> two bullets