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>aliens come to help humanity evolve, take care of their planet, and become spacefaring
>"LOL LET'S KILL THEM HUMANITY FTW!!!"
XCOM is a degenerate organization
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in b4 snekwaifu shitposters
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>>323386609
FUCK YOU XENO
FUCK YOU ALL
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>aliens come to earth
>a race so advanced they don't even waste time playing computer games anymore
>get murdered
>a future without time spent on computer games is "dystopian"
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ALIEN SHILLS LEAVE
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>>323386609
I'd love if that giant alien made of skulls on the cover art was in the game.
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>>323386916
final boss, ADVENT's true form
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aliums make me sick
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> This...slurry...of varying genetic material has a considerable nutrient content, and could be used to provide sustenance to the aliens. Unfortunately, this mixture also contains several key markers indicating the presence of human DNA.
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So are we going to Mars in this one?
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>>323386609
This may be my favorite cover art of all time. It's completely chilling.
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>>323387096
>To Serve Man
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>>323387381
The aliens in that episode are smug frog incarnate.
The fucking cheek of them.
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>aliens telling me how to live my life

Fuck no, they probably don't even like ecchi
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>>323387924
>ayylmaos end up banning anime
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>>323388189
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>>323387924
>they probably don't even like ecchi
You might be surprised.
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>>323386609
Are those even all human skulls
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>all this snekwaifuposting
>it turns out to be an ARG for XCOM2
>Firaxis is actually XCOM HQ trying to weed out potential traitors now for an impending invasion
>only the pure will be allowed to enter the fighting fold to protect earth
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>>323386609

>fight the xcom terrorists mod

one can only hope
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>Remember how we genocided like a billion people and forcefully took over your whole? Nah forget about that, we're cool now
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>>323388548
>>323386694
>/v/ against the waifuposting instead of being the ones causing the waifuposting for the first time ever

Not sure how to feel about this.
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>>323386609
http://oddshot.tv/shot/miss-jamball-201601104955521
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>>323386694
>he doesnt like snektits
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>>323388717

>Remember how we genocided like 150,000-250,000 people and forcefully took over your whole? Nah forget about that, we're cool now
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>>323387096
So just like everything that comes out of a can factory?
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>>323388739

I'm not against it, I'm just making idle speculation.

Wouldn't be surprised if Firaxis actually had something going on to promote the posting of snek waifus. Outside of /a/ or /d/, it's almost weird to see such devotion to snek waifus.
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>>323388913

1. it was less than 120,000 between 2 bombings
2. America never took over the mainland

Hiro had his chance to surrender and not get nuclear fire up his ass, but he was willing to gamble with his people's lives.
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Fuck off xenoshill.

VIGILO CONFIDO
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>>323388994
I've liked snek waifus ever since the teenage version of me was unfortunate enough to come across lamias. Needless to say I'd accept the Viper overlords.

Although I find it very odd that they would choose to have the Thin Man's undisguised form be of a large serpent lady.
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>no alternate campaign where you play as the ayyys and try to stop xcom from fucking up your utopia
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>>323387924
>>323388189
>implying they don't create new animayy as a way of slowly sterilizing mankind and eventually exterminate them

a good way for humanity to go desu
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>>323389172
Most importantly, it was an act of provoked aggression.
Ayyliums just showed up one day and started up melting people.
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>>323389514
>wanting to play ezmode
You're a pretty big scrub.
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>>323386609
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>>323388913
>>323389172
Not to mention the US attempted to minimize deaths by dispensing warning leaflets over the two cities.
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>>323386609
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>>323389646
> relentless soldiers that grow stronger with every mission and are slowly turning every single tool you have to use against you
> easy mode
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>>323388354
If the aliens are smart enough to travel space, gene splice the shit out of everything, and conquer earth why aren't they smart enough to build this guy armor that doesn't expose his entire vulnerable body?
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>>323389646
>Not wanting to play counter intelligence simulator
>Not wanting to have to fight through miles of red tape to field more than pectoids and advent
>Not using your wit to track down the rebels
>not wanting to stage your own revolution against the bosses who want to depose of you when you've outstayed your *usefulness*
>not secretly going under their noses to create a truly equal society
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>>323389890
>like six enemy units who are barely strong enough to take more than one of your weakest units' attacks
>they all spawn in a single tight spot, with no cover or environmental assistance
>not ezmode
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>>323389890
>Some faggots with assault rifles
>Just teleport the mothership on the main base and nuke the place to high fuck
>XCOM:ded


And that's how Xcom 2 came about
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This game is shit. Get over it.

>no SHIVS
>no MECS
>vahlen replaced by a generic sandnigger
>more story driven instead of being dynamic
>still the same boring repetitive tactic of hugging walls
>less types of aliens
>shitty human enemies shoehorned in even though no one gives a fuck about them
>content cut out of the game to sell as DLC

Defend the shit game all you want. In the end you guys will be pathetic enough to eat up all the shit firaxis craps out.
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>>323386609
Shit, decided to look at that image closer up for the first time and only now I realized that that ayyy face is made out of skulls. Grim stuff.
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>>323390757
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>>323390705
>>vahlen replaced by a generic sandnigger
They're just mirroring real-world politics. RIP Germany
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>>323390705
Source?
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>>323391319
probably his ass
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XCOM: EW Aliens

Sectoid
Sectoid commander
Thin men
Floaters
Heavy floaters
Mutons
Muton elites
Berserkers
Chryssalids
Outsiders
Cyberdiscs
Drone
Sectopod
Ethereal
Seeker
Mechtoid

XCOM 2 Aliens

Sectoid
Muton
Viper
Faceless
Chryssalid
Archon
Andromedon
Gatekeeper
Berserker
Codex
Sectopod

It's shit.
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>>323391617
EW is a pricey expansion to EU though. Compare the original roster of EU to 2 for it to be more fair.
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>>323391617
most of EU aliens were shit filler anyways :^)
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>>323390021
They do.
He has access to rape beam in pure ball form.
The tentacles come our for some of that good old fashioned zombie love that just can't be one any other way.
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>>323386609
>Come from a genetically superior race that mastered space flight
>Turn themselves into humans
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>>323392241
The last game basically showed humans to have the greatest genetic (psi) potential tho
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>>323391617
>EU
>sectoid
>bigger sectoid
>muton
>bigger muton
>floater
>bigger floater

At least the different Advent soldiers types actually have different abilities and armaments, so you're forced to respond to them tactically. So glad we're moving away from EU's lazy design philosophy of "it's the same alien but with more health".
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>>323392241

>be genesplicer race
>encounter new, hardy genome
>splice it into your race

wow what a fucking surprise
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>>323391617
>16 types in EW
3 of those were variations of other aliens.
Outsider didn't have any abilities.

So that leaves you with 12 unique aliens.

12 vs 11.

So far all the aliens in xcom 2 are completely unique.

And we haven't seen all the aliens yet like the ethereals.

So fuck off.
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>>323386819
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>>323386694
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>>323386694
We have a better alienfu now.
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>>323392827
I wonder how an Xcom game would fare with bosses

Like, just big, bulky powerhouse aliens/mechs that only appear once before you kill them (or show up again later if you spare them / lose a mission)

That would seem like a really cool mechanic. Like, having one of them be an assassin with invisibility, and he will sometimes jump into your missions to kill one of your guys then fuck off.

but with the big trend nowadays being that bosses are nonexistant, I highly doubt they would do this ever.
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>>323393328
She doesn't look very friendly.
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>>323393328
source?
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>>323393716
It's called the "Codex".

It's in a gametrailers video and in totalbiscuits preview video.

It clones itself whenever you attack it, and it can also disable your weapons.
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>>323390705
>>less types of aliens
why lie?
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>>323388189
Good
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shitposters are vigilant, but their power is nothing before the possibilities from autism free moding.

https://a.pomf.cat/gcgtoc.webm
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xcom 2 looks like shit anyway, it has all the problems of xcom eu/ew.

It's still a fucking boardgame with a 3d skin with all the terrain bullshit that entails. Hell, terrain doesn't even need to exist, all that actually happens is a a bunch of generic hit bonus/penalty numbers are thrown on top.
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>>323391617
XCOM: EU/EW:
> Sectoid (v: Commander)
> Thin Mints
> Floater (v: Heavy)
> Muton (v: Elite, Berserker)
> Chryssalid
> Outsider
> Cyberdisc
> Drone
> Sectopod
> Ethereal (v: Uber)
> Seeker*
> Mechtoid*

XCOM 2 without expansions:
> ADVENT Trooper (v: Lancer, Shieldbearer, Captain)
> ADVENT MEC
> ADVENT Walker (?)
> ADVENT Turret
> Sectoid
> Viper
> Muton (v: Berserker)
> Chryssalid
> Faceless
> Archon
> Andromedon
> Gatekeeper
> Codex
> Dark VIPs
> Sectopod (would be shocking if they weren't in desu senpai)
> more???
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>>323395843
How is that a problem?
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>>323395920
>conveniently ignoring egg salts
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>>323396015
Because it's totally lacking in dynamic quality, shooting through allies/enemies without damaging them, shooting the sky while shooting 10 bullets instead of hitting 3/10, magical angles that mean the guy in front of you gun is still behind cover somehow, missing point blank shots, shit phasing out of existence to travel through illusory object.

It's lazy shit.
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>>323396034
Honest mistake. Although if you were to count aliens only, EXALT are still human while ADVENT are actual ayys. It's not every hidden.

If you count both ADVENT and EXALT, and zombies, minus variations of any enemy type across the board, you'd have 14 vs 16 so far. So XCOM 2 doesn't have a bad starting roster.
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>>323396485
>this is a serious problem to a /v/irgin
jesus if everyone who played games were like you, even fucking mario would have ceased to exist
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>>323396485
wow it's almost like this is a turn based strategy game that just isn't your cup of tea
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>>323396485
>Why the fuck aren't video games like real life
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crack when ?
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>>323395757
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>>323393467
but that's literally what the sectopod was.
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>>323397370
>implying it won't have based Denuvo
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>>323393467
>but with the big trend nowadays being that bosses are nonexistant

wtf are you talking about? Not only do most games still have bosses, but Undertale had one of the best boss fights of all time.
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>>323391617
Not every unit has been announced most likely.
Also you forgot Advent troops, turrets
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>>323397918
think of the last memorable boss fight in an AAA game
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>>323397918
he meant from a AAA point of view, although its hard to implement a boss in a turn based strategy without making it just a bullet sponge
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>>323387096
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Who is best character and why is it my mother fucker Central?
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have they said how demanding the graphics will be for this yet?
i have a 770 right now, waiting for pascal announcement to upgrade, that should work right?
really hope they dont fuck up the optimization like so many other devs
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>>323386609
We need Duke to save our babes from the ayyliums.
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>>323398712
the requirements where posted on the steam page long ago
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>>323399012
well why don't you tell me then you fucking asshole
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>>323399309
you're fine
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>>323386609
dude... that aliens made of skulls...

xcom revival is garbage
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>>323386609
They turn people into jell-o yo
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>>323387096

That's actually based off the old conspiracy legend of Dulce Base, New Mexico.

Apparently aliens would bath in tubs of human organs to absorb nutrients through their skin.
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>>323395757
Source bro?
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>>323386609

>aliens are here to help

I wonder who's behind this post...
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>meme song starts playing
https://a.pomf.cat/qtrafq.webm
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>>323401107
>TFW no more sexy German scientist
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>>323401107
>yfw vahlen was turned into sexy snek
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>>323400924
If they're so advanced, why don't they just grow nonsentient meat which can be farmed at a much larger rate for less resources and time?
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>>323398520
This was a great character building moment for Bradford, he doesn't like close range but he'll do what he has to.
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Any insight on might have happened to these guys?

They also got cucked by the aliens? Or did "we" also lost to them as well in Enemy Unknown?
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>>323401934
They never had a chance to spread i guess because of how hard early XCOM got fucked.
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>>323401107
Shen's kid is cute but fuck me if Vahlen's replacement didn't trigger the cracker in me.
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>>323386609
FUCKING AGREED

ALIEN HUSBANDOS FTW, death to human scum

http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
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>>323398520
>cutscene ends with him holding a gun
>don't get to use him in base defense
what a waste
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>>323401934
they are in xcom now
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>>323401934
I kind of hope they wound up as some sort of underground crime syndicate so we have someone to bully as a secondary antagonist, but they probably got cucked by the ayys.
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AYY LMAO IS A RELIGION OF PEACE
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>>323388994
>Wouldn't be surprised if Firaxis actually had something going on to promote the posting of snek waifus. Outside of /a/ or /d/, it's almost weird to see such devotion to snek waifus.

Come

On

Anon

Where

Were

You
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>>323402141

Aren't they pretty much the core of Advent?
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MY LIFE FOR AYY LMAOS, big bara snek husbandos, i will fight for you!
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>>323402025
Shen's daughter is ugly and her voice is grating as hell. They should have given her a chingchong accent like old Shen.
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>>323402412
Thirsty traitor
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I'm really excited for XCOM 2, but I couldn't get into the first one because of the ugly, shitty UI. I thought it looked cool though.
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>>323402329
they are not human scum so it makes sense, only humans are so retarded and idiotic to believe in fairy tales and create "muh supremacy" groups.

I will GLADLY BETRAY this disgusting race and kill all against the aliens!
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>>323401934
probably cucked
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>>323401934
Saved for the expansion pack.
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we will statues to honour our great overlords who have gave us this much and taught us about so many things.

We should bring down any human statue since human are an inferior disgusting species
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
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>>323402116
only good alien is a dead alien
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I want the snek to wrap me up and do things to me
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>>323403782
Disgusting human scum, i cant wait to kill you alongside my Ayy Lmao superior friend.

Your last delusional thoughts of idiotic "muh human superiority" will die with xcom, i cant wait to remove such mental illinesses from humanity
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>>323404035

but aroused
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>>323404095
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>>323404095
Remove xenos and race traitors.
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>>323386609
Cuck
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Dont worry, once we start having sex with aliens and take our part in their society after helping them get rid of xcom we will evolve as well.

Aliens are a multispecies society that has been changed from aliens that have uplifted them, so when we start having sex and snake semen gets inside us we will also become part of their great society~
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>>323396485
>implying this isn't one of the fun parts of games
Go back to skyrim casual
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You people disgust me.
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>>323404683
>>323403782
>>323402780
>>323398885
>>323386797
Remove mentally ill hateful angry "muh superiority" human scum from this earth, if you cannot accept your inferiority to aliens and work with them you will be executed on the spot.

No you are not superior, you are a mentally ill degenerate retard who has delusions of grandeur to feel better about his sad self
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>>323402837
by first one, are you talking about the really old ones? or EU/EW?
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>>323386609
I know right?
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>>323405064
Let's see who's superior after your snekwaifu guts are busy coating the walls, xenoboy.
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>>323405064
>you are a mentally ill degenerate retard
says the furfag
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>>323405116
The reboots.
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>>323386609
Yes, praise the aliums. I would willingly lay down my life for my alium overlords if they can get me some snek pussy.
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>>323405254
hmm, yeah I kinda agree. Xcom 2 has a much nicer UI to it, though Good UI has never been a strong point with Xcom. I fucking hated the UI in UFO defense
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>>323386609
Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species.
I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again?
Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced.
First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is in our reach.
This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives.
It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.
I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct.
Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species.
Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire
and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls.
But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition.
Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight.
Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species.
Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them.
Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity.
Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress.
Instinct, therefore, must be expunged.
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>>323405230
>implying any of you scum can beat a snake husbando 1v1
You are just gonna 20v1 and start deluding yourself you achieved something ;^)

>>323405234
delusions are a mental illiness ;^)

After all humans are that retarded they make up fairy tales to worship, good thing ayy lmaos came here to save us!
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>>323405064
The Emperor protects.
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http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
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>>323395757
>Ayys face when
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>>323405405
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>>323393856
>It clones itself whenever you attack it, and it can also disable your weapons.
Fuck
Fuck.
FUCK.
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remove advent and snek
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WAIT
what do yo mean you think you saw a snake..?
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>>323388189
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>>323405507
Sorry, even furfags know how to be healthy human beings and control their disgusting impulses for delusions of grandeur and fairy tale religions.

Furfags probably gonna be above humans once ayy lmaos come since they are less retarded
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>>323388189
I wanted to love them, I really did...
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>>323389646
Tell that to America

Ayy
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>>323388189
That is a good thing, another reason to love ayy lmaos!
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Have they explained how you can have a secret base on a fucking blimp?
>ayy lmao owns the planet
>lol let's hide on a blimp
>a small, fast and highly maneuverable vehicle
>can't be detected by basic radar
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>>323405886
>play easy mode
>still lose
kek
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>>323405729
>germany is a black void
shiieet
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>>323405909
The ship was anonymously donated to your group by a third party alium race who want to help mankind without taking over.
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>>323406009
>All concentrated around Germany
Color me surprised.
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>>323406009
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>>323406009
>Germany
>USA 1
>USA 2
>BR
No surprise.
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>>323405909
Aliens might own Earth but they don't control all the territory, hence why they try to get people into their cities. Also they do try to shoot you down, it's not a secret.
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>>323405909
It's not a blimp, it's a captured ayy cargo ship.
The kind that you needed special satellites to detect in the first game because they don't show up on "basic radar"
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>>323405064
>aliens
>they have multiple enslaved species and superior tech
>still get buttfucked by six dudes with tactics and shitty rifles
>superior
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>>323401934
>Any insight on might have happened to these guys?

hmmmm
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>>323401934
they never existed in the EU -> 2 universe
they exist only in the EW universe
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>>323388189
I will gladly sign up for ADVENT if these are the plans the aliems got.
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>>323408043
agreed, removing such cancer from humanity would be a fucking gift.
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>>323388189
>>323389568
>>323408043

>ayliens invent anime
>invade years later
>ayliens ban anime
>praised as heroes
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Ayy lmao? More like ayy gtfo.
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>>323408963
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>>323408963
Google gives me nothing.
Where is this from?
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>Aliens come down from skies
>Normies terrified
>Neckbeards don't know because they're playing PC gaems and masturbating
>Edgelords try to Red Dawn the arrival and shout ayy lmao collectively
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>>323409647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yyMqHX7rHM
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>>323409770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf5mWmrnxSo
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>you can name your gun
instant 10/10
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>>323402369
mfw
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>>323395757
>beaglerush killing advent while heard it through the grapevine plays in the background.

Glorious. Simply glorious.
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>>323392212
dat ass tho
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Aliens try to colonize and co-exist with us:
They give us advanced technology and space-faring technology.

xcom
genocide our alien friends, dooms evolution for humanity, smell really bad

I want to fight for Advent!
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>>323401824

Because once you get past a certain point of advancement, you realize there's no difference between sentient and non-sentient food sources. Why don't Humans live off a vegetarian diet with artificially created supplements to get what we would otherwise be missing out of from meat?
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>>323412027
>Why don't Humans live off a vegetarian diet with artificially created supplements to get what we would otherwise be missing out of from meat?
Because we're whores for capitalism.
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Codex is cute!
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>>323398885
>tfw Duke is dead.
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>>323412238
I want to fuck that alien.
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holy fuck i just want all fucking xenos to leave this fucking board

stop shilling for your fucking snakes you stupid ayys fuck off
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>>323386609
We would have become sparefaring anyway after we kicked the shit out of them in EU. And they obviously weren't some benevolent liberators in that.
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>>323405064
>superior

I guess that's why they lost to a bunch of dude's with rifles
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Can I make my troops romance each other? Can I make them gay?
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>>323405064
>superior
>get fucked by one species from one planet

>still get fucked by a percentage of one species of that one planet in the sequel
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>>323388189
At least I can die in martyrdom, I would gladly die and kill for my waifu.
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>>323395920
I think some of these should be probably split up. Bersrerkers don't quite act the same as the normal Mutons if memory serves, though its been a while. That said, most of the other variations from EU/EW are just straight upgrades to the original versions.
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>I guess that's why they lost to a bunch of dude's with rifles
>They dont know XCOM got destroyed in the first invasion
hahahahahah


also
>thinking gameplay is canon
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>>323412027
because the souls are what makes meat taste so good
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>advanced race
>get beaten by a species with all around far less advanced technology than your own, less battle experience against alien lifeforms, and are at a huge tactical disadvantage

Advanced lifeforms? More like advanced BITCHES
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We should boycott xcom 2 for being a terrorist simulator, we should play advent Killing the terrorist XCOM scum
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>>323412027
I'm not questioning the ethics of using live people, I'm questioning why not use the alternative method if it's more beneficial. It would hypothetically be more efficient to just grow meat in a massive scale, rather than run a slaughterhouse which consumes time, space, resources, and so on. Of course we don't use supplements or grow meat ourselves because our common tech hasn't advanced to such levels, and partly because certain components of the free market slow tech releasing in such a manner even if it exists.
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>All these fucking xenos in this thread
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>Literal race traitors in this thread

I bet you beta faggots have already converted to Islam under the threat of mudslimes invading western society.
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>>323413467
>>323413373
>Islam
>literally another proof how retarded humans are by creating fairy tales and worshiping them
if you dont want to destroy this disgusting species and help Aliens bomb the hell out of xcom you are just as retarded as these religious retards
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>All these betrayers of humanity

Sure, you were cast out by fellow humans and that makes you bitter, but what makes you think you traitors will be spared once mankind is crushed underfoot? Traitors are reviled universally everywhere, you'll just go later.
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http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
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>>323413639
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME YOU FILTHY ALIEN
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>>323413674
>traitors
sorry, Aliens arent idiotic like you to consider people who realize how sick humanity is with all their idiotic hateful beliefs as "traitors"

They call us more enlightened than the angry sheep that believe in fairy tales and try to oppress people around them for retarded social reasons

>>323413789
sorry, i simply cant wait for the death if human retardation!
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>>323413639
I do want to destroy Islam, cuckboi. But if you walked outside to find your country filled with mudlsimes you'd likely start praising Allah and open your butthole for them like the pussy bitch you are.
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Man an X-Com style game set in the Dune setting would be really good.
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>>323386609
Trump will make ailens build a spacewall.
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>>323413864
Islam and isis is nothing but a tiny part of the cancer that is humanity, all religions, all bigots, all homophobes, all racist, all /pol/tards need to be removed if earth is to prosper.

And aliens are the only ones that can help us do it because they would be in control and not disgusting human scum!
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>All the traitors itt
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>>323414023
>dude has an official number now
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>>323414004
>all bigots

So you're going to remove yourself?

Better get to it then.
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You can only pick one. Ayys or Elves to purge. The other becomes the dominate race over the world.
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>>323414147
Then obviously the solution si to blow up the world
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>>323414147
elves easily, they are degenerate animu cancer
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>>323388189
Sign me the fuck up
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>>323413834
>be fattymclardybuttshitter
>ME ALIUMS WOULD VALUES ME FOR MUH PERFECTION
>*tips fedora*
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what motivates man to give a snake tits?
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>>323414381
His micropenis and lack of will
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>>323414381
Need to fuck things. Humanity is like that. We like fucking things and riding objects larger than us.
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>>323414381
what motivates man to not give a snake tits?
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So when does duke come out of hiding as a hidden soldier option?
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>>323414381
>doesnt know scalies exist
>doesnt know anthropomorphization is a big thing
anon, people like different stuff, DEAL WITH IT.
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>>323414004
>homophobes

Faggots won't be considered a disease once taking blood from them doesn't carry a far higher risk than taking it from anyone else. China already has a cure for it, you have no excuse.
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Why the fuck does the Archeon have so much religious bullshit imagery on itself? It's fucking stupid and i'm pretty sure that the future society would have disregarded religion completely, making religious propaganda pointless
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Vahlen had such a perfect and soothing voice why did they have to replace her with some stupid ugly nigger. Fuck
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>>323405729
Always knew North Korea and Greenland was infested with furries
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>>323391617
Im the first to shit on games for not improving things from their predecessor

But you physically cant look at Xcom 2 and say it has less enemies and variety. The sheer number of new abilities even for individual units is far beyond any previous Xcom game.
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>>323414004
are you implying you're not a bigot?
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>>323414935
The point is to terrify the population into subservience through a godlike symbol that can also fuck your shit.
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>>323414935
The fluff is that humans didn't react well to the mutilation that came with making a floater. So they basically made it something that was much more appealing visually.

Basically the aliens are using every fucking trick in the book to make humans more receptive to anything they do to them. Not only willing but wanting it.

As for society ever disregarding religion well.. Thats pretty damn unlikely.
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>>323415170
>>323415187
Maybe, but phony christian symbolism has no place in sci fi future.
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Daily reminder that if you stripped Aliens away from the Xcom 2 setting you would have a god-tier dystopia-setting
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>>323415301
It's only sci fi future because the ayy lmaos made it that way, pretty sure before they invaded shit was still the same
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>>323415301
If anything its more egyptian. I'm not sure where you're getting christian from.
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>>323415338
Nigger what

>humanity was going along as usual
>suddenly, nothing happened
>and from that nothing, humanity crumbled
>in response to nothing, Xcom was formed
>Xcom then defeated nothing, and saving humanity from nothing and reverting nothing from nothing back to nothing
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>>323415437
Wow, nothing sounds like an asshole
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Why the fuck are you retards even mad at aliens? They did nothing but help us, gave us swag ass tech and snake women? They aren't even that bad, you humans are so fucking pedantic.
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>>323415301
t. etherial
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>>323415512
Nothing didnt do anything wrong

Damn nothing haters, stop hating nothing
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>>323415409
>Halo
>Name
>Postiture
>Judgment staff
>Ivory and gold (used to describe archangels)
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>play xcom 2
>it aint me starts playing

https://a.pomf.cat/qtrafq.webm

https://a.pomf.cat/gcgtoc.webm
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>>323415513
nice try ayy lmao
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>>323415437
https://xcom.com/news/en-the-environments-of-xcom-2-slums

Look at this, it doesn't even mention Ayyliums. Advent could just be a global organization which took over society with the promise to bring peace and unity.
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>>323415513
humans are retarded like that, they have a serious inferiority complex so they cant admit someone is superior to them, especially the ones who have delusions of grandeur and think humans are the best thing ever in order to make their worthless selves feel like the best thing ever.

Trully humans are mental cases
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>>323415621
spoiler alert, advent are aliens
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>>323395757
[Muffled it ain't me in the background]
https://a.pomf.cat/qtrafq.webm
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>>323415301

a tip of the hat to you too m'lady
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>>323415660
news flash: Advent could also just be a human organization and one wouldn't notice from said article. Are you really too dense to see how easily the setting could be transformed into a dystopian big bad corporation subjugates humanity-setting?
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>>323415565
What stream was this part from?
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>>323415552
>nothing advocates
The worst kind of cucks.
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>>323415767
>he actually thinks advent are human
Lol

No.
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>>323415665
Have the silent version.
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>>323415301
literal fedora
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>>323415770
both are from today's

it was a glorious stream
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>>323415815
Are you genuinely retarded?
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>>323415819
>that camerawork
Oh baby.
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>>323415936
Dont project, it makes you look even more stupid.
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>>323415553
> Halo
That horned wings thing on his back? Doesn't really look much like a halo.

>Name
Literal only thing.

Everything else is reaching pretty hard.
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>>323415819
>Kaidan
So this is the prequel to Mass Effect
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>>323386609
SNEK GET OUT

VIGILO CONFIDO!!!!
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>There are people who literally are ok with any form of religion existing in this thread
>then they wonder why we would gladly betray humans and join aliens
retard alert
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>>323415553
>Halo
Halos are found in a bunch of religions (greek/roman polytheism, buddhism, etc) that predate christianity by hundreds of years.

>Name
Archon is greek. It means "ruler"

>Posture
I don't know what a christian posture even looks like - could you describe it?

>Judgment staff
Not quite sure what this even means. The Archon's weapon always looked like a trident to me, which is (again) greek. Staves and scepters in general have been used by religious and ruling classes for thousands of years (ancient egypt, etc).

>Ivory and gold (used to describe archangels)
Lots and lots of religions have used ivory and gold as decorations - this has more to do with their rarity than color specifically.


They say culture is always relative, but I'm really not seeing it in this case.
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>>323415301
We must dissent.
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>>323405064
The galaxy belongs to the Emperor
Anyone or anything who would dispute that claim is an enemy who must be destroyed.
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>>323415889
Goddamn I missed it. Is this on Miss Jamball's channel again?
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>>323416267
see >>323414004
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>>323416295
yup

/miss_jamball/profile

latest one. think it was a couple hours in.

may be muted by now though, he used a lot of copyrighted shit like it aint me
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>>323416312
Yes, a traitor to humanity, thank you for pointing him out so he can be purged easier
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>>323398520
>mfw punished bradford
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>>323416439
>>323416267
Disgusting humans like you is why aliens are gonna win, half the planet will end up fucking joining the aliens because of people like you

Enjoy losing and being in denial about your inferiority almost until the very end.
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Are snek the top of the ayylien food chain
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>>323416508
l
m
ayy
o
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>>323416508
ayy lmao
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What does Solomon think of sexy ayyliums?
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>>323413338
> Of course we don't use supplements or grow meat ourselves because our common tech hasn't advanced to such levels
Nice excuse, meatlover.
No advanced tech is needed to grow soy fields and they provide insanely more proteins per energy spent growing them, than cattle or swine.
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>>323405064
I fucking hate alien sympathizers.
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>>323415947
It does a good job at distracting from noticing he's shooting bullets straight into his team mate that standing in the line of fire.
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>>323417530
It's the future. Bullets equiped with tech that lets them dodge friendlies
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So are you guys actually buying this day one or pirating until all the DLC hit for cheap packed up bundle?
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>>323417773
i am not a filthy neet and have a job, so i already pre ordered it and the season pass
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>>323417773
somebody already gave it to me as a present, I sure hope it's not shit
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>>323417869
>having a job means you should be a shitty irresponsible consumer
lol
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>>323417773
Will buy it at the end of the month when I get my NEET bux.
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>>323418048
no, it means i can buy whatever i like ;^)

And since i am not a hateful brainwashed /v/ nostalgiafag i like a ton of new shit and enjoy current gaming.
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>>323418198
>Origin
No one cares, anon. You have no standards whatsoever.
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>>323418198
>it's my money I CAN BUY WHATEVER I WANT
not very mature m8
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>>323418323
maturity doesnt make life better kid, you ll learn it once you grow up ;^)
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>>323388913
>>323389172
>>323389809
Murica's only motive to drop bombs was to
1.Research radiation/heat/shockwave effect on humans
2. Startle cyka blyats.

Yes they did drop leaflets to Hiroshima and Nagasaki to warn people, mut not with the intention to save them. Also they hardly ever calculated radiation poisoning deaths to casualties.

Murica a shit.
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>>323416139
>oooo lala
>google image search
>this is doing it for me
>wikipedia
>not really betty
>rupals drag race
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damnit this trap shit is getting worse than the sneks
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>>323418770
hgahahahahahahahah
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>>323415665
That's actually pretty awesome.
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>>323417773
Pirating it now and buying it later when it's on sale.
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Give me liberty, or give me death. Humanity needs to evolve on its own, forced evolution so we can be another source of soldiers for the aliens (not to mention all the people they kidnap) isn't my idea of a fun time.
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>>323417773
Really want to preorder it now but the place I have a giftcard for doesn't sell the deluxe edition and it's kind of a pissoff.
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>>323388548
I'd fight for XCOM if it meant getting to rape alien prisoners of war.
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>>323418524
>In preparation for Operation "Olympic," the invasion of southern Kyushu, various figures and organizations made casualty estimates based on the terrain, strength, and disposition of known Japanese forces. However, as reported Japanese strength in the Home Islands continued to climb and Japanese military performance increased, so too did the casualty estimates.[2] In April 1945, the Joint Chiefs of Staff formally adopted a planning paper giving a range of possible casualties based on experience in both Europe and the Pacific. Given a troop list of 766,700 men and a 90-day campaign, the US Sixth Army could be expected to suffer between 514,072 casualties (including 134,556 dead and missing) under the "Pacific Experience" (1.95 dead & missing and 7.45 total casualties/1,000 men/day) and 149,046 casualties (including 28,981 dead and missing) under the "European Experience" (0.42 dead & missing and 2.16 total casualties/1,000 men/day).[72] This assessment included neither casualties suffered after the 90-day mark (US planners envisioned switching to the tactical defensive by D+120[73]), nor personnel losses at sea from Japanese air attacks.[74] In order to sustain the campaign on Kyushu, planners estimated a replacement stream of 100,000 men per month would be necessary, a figure achievable even after the partial demobilization following the defeat of Germany.[2] As time went on, other US leaders made estimates of their own:
More Americans and Japanese would've died in a invasion, Soviets would push into Japan and split in into a Cold War Germany situation instead of the rebuilding by the Americans after the nukes.

>But they could've just held a blockade

That would push the war further along, possibly into the 50s
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I gave in and preordered it from a keysite.

Fuck, I'm hyped.
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>>323418770
>ooo lala

Reminds me of a google translate thing I did earlier. If you set google translate to detect language and enter "ooga booga" it says the language is Somalian.
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In preparation for 2, I tried running UFO defense on STEAM, and it runs like fucking ass.

Glitchy and slow and basically unplayable, is this a common issue? I can't find any solutions online and I was just wondering.
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>>323395757
>No ear protection

I didn't want to hear ever again anyway
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>>323401934
It doesn't exactly seem like they were opposed to aliens. Wouldn't they just join Advent?
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>>323421230
They were opposed to aliens. They're just XCOM without moral and ethical obligations aka the right ones
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>>323412027
>Why don't Humans live off a vegetarian diet with artificially created supplements to get what we would otherwise be missing out of from meat?
Because we'd be fucking over the planet. Also, why live such an unnatural way of life?
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>>323415301
See>>323415852
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>>323412415
>>tfw Duke is dead.

Gearbox has started working on a new Duke game.
They wanted to ever since getting DNF out of the way. I guess they just wanted to wait until they had the rights fully cemented as their own, which didn't completely happen until August 2015.
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>>323422019
>Hey guy, did you read the reply that came after yours?
Are you stupid? Do you make a post and then just not read anything afterwards?
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>>323416139
>Being a hypocrite
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>>323422082
Duke should stay dead. He's a shitty joke and always were. Not only that, he's literally a cucker who would cuck every single anon, and worse, they would cheer for him like the little white cucks they are
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>>323422125
>Implying samefag
Piss off newfag.
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>>323421929
>Because we'd be fucking over the planet.

Please explain.
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>>323422213
I implied no such thing, just pointed out that it's pretty fucking stupid to direct someone to a reply mader after a post. But at least evidence of your retardation is brought into the light now.
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>>323417332
Taste and marketing
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>>323422305
It does sound like you were making the implication. Of course I'm not surprised that you're too autistic to realize it. I'm also not surprised that you were too stupid to see that I was just to lazy to type what he did, so I told you to see his post for my same reply. Try thinking for a few seconds and you may avoid sounding like a complete jackass.
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>>323422484
>you may avoid sounding like a complete jackass.
If only you thought of this before you posted, you'd spare yourself the same.
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>>323422558
See >>323422213
Nice when you admit defeat by avoiding every point of my post.
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>>323422642
Yes, calling people newfag is MUCH better than being called samefag. Astounding logic from the dumbest poster on /v/ tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
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>Landed UFO
>Hard as balls, sectopods and mechtoids errwhere
>Really hard going
>Sniper gets mind controlled by a sectoid commander
>She jumps down, gets hit by close combat specialist
>Then blows herself up and damages three of my squad with a grenade
>They'd all have survived if it wasn't for fucking close combat

I'm mad as fuck that close combat specialist triggers on mind controlled friendlies. I was making a point of not overwatching as I knew I could take the commander, but nope, she's shot in the face anyway.
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>>323422701
Last post for you since it's far too obvious.
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>>323422761
I should say the same to you. GG sperging out though. It was a fun show.
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https://a.pomf.cat/qtrafq.webm
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>>323422201
Calm down with the cucking dude.
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>All these species traitors

When you say humanity is bad because of x, you are mocking your father, your mother your next of kin, your friends, your co-workers and your neighbour.
Even if you are an edgelord who has or cares about none of those, look back to our history.

Look back to the great people, both good and evil and look at what they have achieved. A few men caused the annihilation of a million. A few youths in turn managed to infiltrate the secret police of said men and assassinate their leader.
Yet a few men have also saved billions from horrific illnesses.
Men, women and children across the globe have died simply for their people's right to exist.
Humans have made the very electricity you use, the forums you use, the food you eat and the shelter you reside in.

And you have the nerve to mock and betray billions of your own flesh and blood, because of mere, meaningless opinions?
Well congratulations, you failed to achieve the basic instinct , to protect and serve, that even animals have

So Man the fuck up Rookie because humanity will continue to do great wonders and atrocities, With you or without you.
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>>323412415
DN3D still holds out in my opinion.
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Is there a worse feeling than losing a good soldier?
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>>323423653
b-but they hurt my feelings, my sense of self worth and force me to buy entertainment for $60
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>>323423773
squad wipe on final mission
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>>323423773
Yes. Acidentally save/delete your slot so you can't quickload afterwards
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>>323423653
tl;dr snake tits all the way
suck my dick choke on it
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>>323423950
>not playing ironman
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>aliens capable of space travel over distances we cant even observe
>media always depicts humans with a fighting chance
who are they trying to kid
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I think Firaxis realized midway that they had no fucking decent reason for people to rebel against the Advent, so they came up with stuff like they killed all the dogs.

It's like Alien and how midway during filming they came up with the acid blood because the writers could not find a reason why the crew would simply not shoot the Alien.
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>>323424067
>Savegame corrupted
No thanks. Had that happen on other games like Europa universalis. It's just a risk i won't take.
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>>323423949
That seems like it would be pretty hard. The last level isn't especially difficult if you can already get your troops there.

That would indeed be a crappy feeling though.
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>>323424125
well there is the fact that they are literally trying to summon cthulhu
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>>323400924
Please do tell more (I'm genuinely interested)

>>323401824
>farmed at a much larger rate
I believe taste? Like free roaming chickens and sitting-in-the-cage chickens.
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>>323424267
Fuck that looks amazing.
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>>323424115
>capable of spess travel = advance warfare
>colony troops = motherland army
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Why the fuck are you people so against the Advent? Yeah we kidnapped a bunch of people so what, but they also saved millions of lives by curing diseases and elevating the technology level.
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>>323424115
For XCOM, sure, I can definitely agree. We're talking invading aliens who have a home planet that can still send reinforcements, and likely a lot more, if you do repel them.

I can't say humanity would lose in all battles against aliens though. What if it was along the lines of the aliens had to escape their home planet, and Earth was the first planet they found with a compatible atmosphere?

They couldn't just destroy the planet, they'd be looking to colonize it for themselves. They would need to take out humanity, which eventually means ground contact. Once they're on the ground we're at a slightly more level playing field.

Humanity would lose most of the time, sure, but I'd definitely think we could have a 'fighting chance', as you worded.
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>>323424360
we saved and take care of cows with one hand and make steaks with another as well desu familia.
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>>323423653
>When you say humanity is bad because of x, you are mocking your father, your mother your next of kin, your friends, your co-workers and your neighbour.
yes, how is this supposed to stop me? Do you think i am an emotional fuck like you to care about them
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>>323424473
>Cows are humans
PETA please. Besides, i think that killing our crippled, weak, old and blacks for science would be better than letting them live and drain our resources like today.
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>>323424360
They golaborate with ayyliens and are probably gommunists as well :DDD
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>>323424472
Footfall was a fun book.
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>>323424616
>whites, spics, mudslime, azn, young, able-bodies, /fit/... arent humans
it's 10 billions ABFB. I mean, come on.
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>>323386609
There really should be an Advent campaign about them using select humans and the rest of their host to conquer the next alien species on their list.

I'd be down with subjugating an unwitting planet with a Muton bro.
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>>323424814
they dont talk at all, all their vocabularies consist of operatan now.
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If the aliens really want to make humans love them, they would eradicate all inferior race like asians and nigs. That way, even /pol/ will give up their freedoms to the aliens
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>>323424906
Not if ayys become mainstream.
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>>323424472
Wasn't it implied that Etherials were running away from something? Do they even have a home planet anymore? Maybe this invasion fleet is all they have left. There was a book before where it was the twist to the whole alien invasion idea, can't remember its name
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>wanting to fuck aliens
Alienboos can get BTFO'd with their alien lovers when the XCOMBOYS come marching in.
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>>323424973
I wonder how /mu/ would react to ayycore
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>>323424681
>Check wiki for it
>Plot point shows that India is almost completely destroyed by aliens
Sold - going to buy on Kindle now.
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>>323422082
If it's just repeating the nonsense that was DNF when it released, then no thanks.
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>>323425151
No, it'll be 100% focused on Capture the Babe. They're just aiming to piss of feminists and white knights again.
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>>323425056
>Just watched Beagle play XC2
>Map is India, Bangalore
>Sector : Stink Town
He litteraly had to extract
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>>323425008
This happened yesterday.
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Xeno loving faggots get off my planet.

>tfw XCOM 2 won't be coming out on console.
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>>323425283
This is how furries recruit people, with enticing roleplay. There is no saving anons.
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>>323424875
Even better, less I have to listen to while setting up a firing perimeter.
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>>323406008
>it ain't me starts playing
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http://www.millenium.org/xcom-2/xcom-2/actualites/xcom-2-sectopod-hacking-specialist-gremlin-139342

Found this video with a hacked sectopod in action
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>>323425621
Neat
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>>323425621
The biggest thing about that is that it's a multi-tile unit. Modders are gonna have a field day with that.
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>>323402127
Someone had to defend the war room.
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>>323386609
XCOM is a futanari organization.
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>>323425621
The cannon takes a turn to charge? This is potentially exploitable
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I hate strategy games but this game looks awesome
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>>323425898
Yeah, the mortars in Enemy Unknown worked like that, too. It's probably not going to be that dangerous.
Unless combined with a stun lancer.
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>>323425898
It has 2 modes so it could be that the Taller mode sacrifice being able to fire the main cannon for better accuracy with the smaller gun. It probably has mortars and the old main cannon in short mode.
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>>323425886
nah
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XCOM a shit.
UFO defense is my only true waifu.
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SPOILERS:

Endgame gear
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3l8ffa_xcom-2-cheat-codes-sid-meier_videogames

Endgame enemies
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ljqbl_xcom-2-sectopod-hacking_videogames
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>>323425776
And it destroys cover as it walks so it can walk through buildings
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>>323425886
Post proof.
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>>323426237

It seems the best armor in the game gives 8 health and 1 armor point

About the plasma rifle, my french is kinda shit but it says something about shooting and end turn, maybe shooting doesn't end the turn?

The last item gives health and health regen, 2 per turn total of 8 for the entire mission
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>>323426237
Already Posted here: >>323425621
But let me run through Google Translate on its stats

Has a 150 point fire wall, the best Specialist only has 120 skill which is a 22% chance to take over or a 44% chance to stun.
- Immunity to acid, fire and poison (but not electricity)
- Can stand up to gain range and height bonus (20% accuracy)
- 30 Hitpoints
- 5 points of armor but no defense or 1/2 damage perk making it easier to kill
- He can use his lightning field on targets around him which does not cost an action and inflicts 7-9 points of damage, with 1 turn to recharge
- Its electric mega-cannon devastates everything in its path; 3 squares wide and over a length of two dozen tiles. Damage is from 10-12, however, it must charge for a turn, it is then automatically launched at the beginning of his next turn. This makes it relatively easy to avoid, at least if it does not go into (Overwatch) automatically if he does not move during his turn
- His movements automatically destroy cover in its path.
- It explodes violently on his death so meleeing it seems suicidal

We loaded the next part to confirm, even with suppressing fire he had the chance to hit a soldier in full cover due to height advantage giving an aim of 90, which resulted in instant death. If it's alone, a grenadier with shredding abilities can make it an easy kill. If escorted things may be more complicated,
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How nice of them to dedicate an entire alien unit to one of the streamers.
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>>323426661

So what's the point of of giving it a "stand tall" mode? Does being crouched give it other bonuses?
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>>323426864
Breaking line of sight?
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>>323426864
Maybe it needs to use that in order to move through buildings.
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>>323387381

I like you.
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>>323426864
>>323426951
>>323426973

I read the description of the crouch mode, I had to google fuodroyant and it means electric something, so I assume it needs to be crouched to use its electric attack
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>>323427085
That can't be right, the video shows it using the attack while standing up.
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>>323427131

Yeah disregard that, I suck cocks
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>>323386609
Extraterrestrial filth get the fuck of my lawn!
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>>323427191
I think its main gun is some kind of railgun, though, so maybe it refers to that. It does look like it only fires the turret gun if you order it to attack while in chicken walker mode.
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>>323417773
Day one buy
This hype disc doesn't have brakes
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>>323386609
Ayy lmao pls go!
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>>323388189
Well, hand me a white flag and call me a collaborateur because I've just joined the ayyliens.
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>>323424267
>tenatcles
TENTACLE RAPE PORN FOR MY GAY SOLDIER WHEN
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>>323426157
>Implying they're not all packing huge dicks since the Commander forced them to get sex changes to join
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Looking at humanity now - Siding with the aliums is the better choice. Even if they end up killing most of humanity.
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>>323386609
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What would snek, sectoids and other ayys taste like?
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>>323401934
those guys were a really cool bunch, their homebase alone shits on everything xcom has
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>>323428386
ur mum's genetic material :^)
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>>323428386

Snek tastes like Gator
Mutons like Beef or Mutton
The rest all taste like Squid
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>playing the Enemy Within again
>all these second wave options
>tfw remembering the horrors of war
>the friends I have lost
>the soldiers that sacrificed themselves for Earth
>it was all for nothing

VIGILO CONFIDO
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Vahlen went missing because she was busy waging a one-woman jihad against the aliens. when you find her, she'll have uploaded her consciousness into a snakewoman body to facilitate blending in. Bradford went into hiding, but she went German.
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>>323429116
Memes aside, what did happen to vahlen?
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cylons pls go
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>>323428150
>special message

>kill your parents
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>>323429262
Probably that, but without the snake-becoming. You'll probably go on a mission like liberating those French people from EXALT, and end up hopelessly outnumbered, outgunned, preparing to be completely overwhelmed on all fronts--only for Vahlen to patch herself into your comms, bust out an entire hanger of hacked alien tech, and wipe the floor with everything coming at you.
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>>323429262
She went awol in antarctica in the novelization. No, really.
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>>323415889

Can someone explain to me that aoe? I'm not that far yet into tech (and I'm playing long war and having a hard fucking time) and that webm inspired me to go on further.
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>>323413639
race traitor, siding with aliens! When will you open your asshole for them? How do you know they don't have a hidden agenda?
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>>323413834
Dude I'm dying of laughter! Please stop with the delusional fedora tipping! Everyone hates a traitor, and you happen to be the epitome of traitorous shit! Get fucked mister fedora meister!
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>>323430770
>When will you open your asshole for them?
immidiately? seriously why the hell would you not bend over for a superior smart sexy gay snake husbando?
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>>323415301
Holy shit, can someone please kill this degenerate fedora that's shitting up our board, and destroying the gene-pool with his inferior genes (not like this fatty is going to breed with anything other than his hand, but you can't be too careful).
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>>323431113
Not every day you see a christian getting triggered this hard at a shitpost
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>>323429950
...and what is she doing in anctartica? Being ozymandias?
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>>323431113
/pol/tard detected

>this deep in denial he thinks /v/ is some kind of religious shithole like /pol/
Sorry m8, this is a place for people who dont believe in retarded fairy tales
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>>323431227
>>323431205
>hurr durr anyone that doesn't agree with me is a religitard from /pol/.

ass blasted fedoras detected
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>>323431227
>/pol/ boogieman
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>>323431358
And there's no stormfronters on 4chan either, right?
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>Just joined this thread
>All I see is race traitors and fedoras

I suppose they go hand in hand
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>>323430654
>playing meme war
Literally riding the "THIS IS THE HARDEST GAME EVER OMG SO HARD IT WAS BANNED IN 50 COUNTRIES" meme.
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>>323431303
>>323431358
>implying the majority of mentally fucked aka religious tards arent from /pol/

seriously in this era nobody takes seriously something as stupid as people who believe in fairy tales and literally worship a man made story
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>>323408963
>>323409290
ES BRAUST UNSER PANZER
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>>323431626
>Thread about aliens
>fedora race traitors come in and talk about fairy tales

Stay retarded fatty
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>>323414004
>all religions
Not true.
>all bigots, all homophobes, all racist
You mean like the people responsible for every single good thing to ever happen?
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>>323431562
They always do.
Fedoras are literally autists.
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>>323431729
are you referring to the bigots, homophobes, racist that took credit for the achievements of scientist that didnt care about such unimportant things like sexuality and race?

Only /pol/tards care about something as retarded as race/sexuality.
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>>323431729
>>all bigots, all homophobes, all racist invented everything good in the world
my god, that is what /pol/ literally believes
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>>323431729
>all bigots, all homophobes, all racist
which include mudslime, majority of azn, african tribes and muricans for the most part of their history.
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XCOM 2's system requirements are too high for my laptop to handle. First time this has happened for me so I'm fucking butthurt.

Where do I go to look at getting a good enough PC by February? I figure a gaming laptop would be far too expensice, so I'd need to build my own?

Pls point me in the direction of help or advise XCOM bros, I want to be able to be in these threads when the game is out.
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/pol/acks once again trying to ruin a thread.

Oh wait it is an xcom war thread so of course racist bigoted scum would post here to fap over their self declared disgusting "human superiority"
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>>323402369
>literally sharing fetish art
I hope no one clicked that Ragadabah source link
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>>323431789
>Whoever has God lacks nothing
What about starving people? Sick people?
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See, this is why humanity is fucked. We can't stop bashing each other for a single moment. Aliens would literally do us a favour by nuking us
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>>323432160
>>>/g/
http://pcpartpicker.com/
http://www.logicalincrements.com/
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>>323432338
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>>323432554
do you serve the aliens and get a freebie if you use alienware?

>>323432338
>seriously bothering with delusional religioustards
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>>323432663
>>>/reddit/
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>>323428241
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>>323431789
>Fedoras are literally autists.
Worse, at least most autists are bearable to some degree. These fuckers are mentally deficient, lacking all form of knowledge regarding the world outside of what their "le funny internet pictures mocking mom and dad's religion/political stance/opinion/whatever" tell them.
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>>323432554
>tfw already serve the superior alien masters
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>>323432887
are you implying that being more knowledgeable makes you more likely to be theistic my good le sir?
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>>323432887
>religious retards who were raised into this retarded delusional norm thing people are just rebelling against their parent
Well if you accept one delusion as normal and literally worship it, it doesnt come as a surprise you suffer from multiple delusions.

only way to probably survive in this new world while clinging to fairy tales
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>>323432992
>>323433043
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>>323432992
>>323433043
Look! Reddit army is here!
Seriously, I thought religitards where over reacting when they where talking about you fedoras, but damn, you're worse than your reputation.

Just answer this; How the fuck do you manage to be so insufferable, and shit up a thread so hard that it goes from being about vidya and aliens to be about your fedora tipping?
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>>323402863
Say wut?
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>>323433152
>omg i am such a weak ignorant person, it CANT be possible that i dont know how everything is created, i am a human, a superior species, I should have the knowledge of how everything was created!!! It must be god, there is no other explanation, i am too great to NOT KNOW
retardation intensifies
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>>323433224
because /pol/tards come here and ruin the threads with their self declared "superiority" over anything non human.

And it is a slippery slope from there for thread quality.
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>>323433330
not that dude, but you fedoras lie like niggers after stealing. That dude didn't even say any of that
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>>323433401
That doesn't really hold water because it's like saying;
>waaagh waaaagh everybody else is at fault because I love shit post about fedoraism
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>>323395028
why live
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>>323433406
it the next argument that will result after you tell him he has no proof.

The dude literally cannot handle his ignorance and lack of knowledge about the creation of the universe so he creates fairy tales in order to FEEL he has more control and understanding.

purely psychological. That is why religions are failing, we are becoming more and more in touch with psychology and human behaviour.
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OP is a raging faggot
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I don't know if people post these ironically or not.
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Not that anon you where writing to, but Fedora is a form of religion to, if you use what Ninian Smart has to say about secularism and atheism in her book "the seven dimensions of religion", which is quite a good book, would recommend.

But all that aside, I must say I am deeply disgusted by fedoras after seeing this thread.
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