>aliens come to help humanity evolve, take care of their planet, and become spacefaring
>"LOL LET'S KILL THEM HUMANITY FTW!!!"
XCOM is a degenerate organization
> This...slurry...of varying genetic material has a considerable nutrient content, and could be used to provide sustenance to the aliens. Unfortunately, this mixture also contains several key markers indicating the presence of human DNA.
>they probably don't even like ecchi
You might be surprised.
>all this snekwaifuposting
>it turns out to be an ARG for XCOM2
>Firaxis is actually XCOM HQ trying to weed out potential traitors now for an impending invasion
>only the pure will be allowed to enter the fighting fold to protect earth
>Remember how we genocided like a billion people and forcefully took over your whole? Nah forget about that, we're cool now
>Remember how we genocided like 150,000-250,000 people and forcefully took over your whole? Nah forget about that, we're cool now
I'm not against it, I'm just making idle speculation.
Wouldn't be surprised if Firaxis actually had something going on to promote the posting of snek waifus. Outside of /a/ or /d/, it's almost weird to see such devotion to snek waifus.
1. it was less than 120,000 between 2 bombings
2. America never took over the mainland
Hiro had his chance to surrender and not get nuclear fire up his ass, but he was willing to gamble with his people's lives.
I've liked snek waifus ever since the teenage version of me was unfortunate enough to come across lamias. Needless to say I'd accept the Viper overlords.
Although I find it very odd that they would choose to have the Thin Man's undisguised form be of a large serpent lady.
>no alternate campaign where you play as the ayyys and try to stop xcom from fucking up your utopia
If the aliens are smart enough to travel space, gene splice the shit out of everything, and conquer earth why aren't they smart enough to build this guy armor that doesn't expose his entire vulnerable body?
>Not wanting to play counter intelligence simulator
>Not wanting to have to fight through miles of red tape to field more than pectoids and advent
>Not using your wit to track down the rebels
not wanting to stage your own revolution against the bosses who want to depose of you when you've outstayed your *usefulness*
not secretly going under their noses to create a truly equal society
>like six enemy units who are barely strong enough to take more than one of your weakest units' attacks
>they all spawn in a single tight spot, with no cover or environmental assistance
This game is shit. Get over it.
>vahlen replaced by a generic sandnigger
>more story driven instead of being dynamic
>still the same boring repetitive tactic of hugging walls
>less types of aliens
>shitty human enemies shoehorned in even though no one gives a fuck about them
>content cut out of the game to sell as DLC
Defend the shit game all you want. In the end you guys will be pathetic enough to eat up all the shit firaxis craps out.
XCOM: EW Aliens
XCOM 2 Aliens
At least the different Advent soldiers types actually have different abilities and armaments, so you're forced to respond to them tactically. So glad we're moving away from EU's lazy design philosophy of "it's the same alien but with more health".
>16 types in EW
3 of those were variations of other aliens.
Outsider didn't have any abilities.
So that leaves you with 12 unique aliens.
12 vs 11.
So far all the aliens in xcom 2 are completely unique.
And we haven't seen all the aliens yet like the ethereals.
So fuck off.
I wonder how an Xcom game would fare with bosses
Like, just big, bulky powerhouse aliens/mechs that only appear once before you kill them (or show up again later if you spare them / lose a mission)
That would seem like a really cool mechanic. Like, having one of them be an assassin with invisibility, and he will sometimes jump into your missions to kill one of your guys then fuck off.
but with the big trend nowadays being that bosses are nonexistant, I highly doubt they would do this ever.
xcom 2 looks like shit anyway, it has all the problems of xcom eu/ew.
It's still a fucking boardgame with a 3d skin with all the terrain bullshit that entails. Hell, terrain doesn't even need to exist, all that actually happens is a a bunch of generic hit bonus/penalty numbers are thrown on top.
> Sectoid (v: Commander)
> Thin Mints
> Floater (v: Heavy)
> Muton (v: Elite, Berserker)
> Ethereal (v: Uber)
XCOM 2 without expansions:
> ADVENT Trooper (v: Lancer, Shieldbearer, Captain)
> ADVENT MEC
> ADVENT Walker (?)
> ADVENT Turret
> Muton (v: Berserker)
> Dark VIPs
> Sectopod (would be shocking if they weren't in desu senpai)
Because it's totally lacking in dynamic quality, shooting through allies/enemies without damaging them, shooting the sky while shooting 10 bullets instead of hitting 3/10, magical angles that mean the guy in front of you gun is still behind cover somehow, missing point blank shots, shit phasing out of existence to travel through illusory object.
It's lazy shit.
Honest mistake. Although if you were to count aliens only, EXALT are still human while ADVENT are actual ayys. It's not every hidden.
If you count both ADVENT and EXALT, and zombies, minus variations of any enemy type across the board, you'd have 14 vs 16 so far. So XCOM 2 doesn't have a bad starting roster.
>Why the fuck aren't video games like real life
>but with the big trend nowadays being that bosses are nonexistant
wtf are you talking about? Not only do most games still have bosses, but Undertale had one of the best boss fights of all time.
Who is best character and why is it my mother fucker Central?
have they said how demanding the graphics will be for this yet?
i have a 770 right now, waiting for pascal announcement to upgrade, that should work right?
really hope they dont fuck up the optimization like so many other devs
We need Duke to save our babes from the ayyliums.
That's actually based off the old conspiracy legend of Dulce Base, New Mexico.
Apparently aliens would bath in tubs of human organs to absorb nutrients through their skin.
>aliens are here to help
I wonder who's behind this post...
Any insight on might have happened to these guys?
They also got cucked by the aliens? Or did "we" also lost to them as well in Enemy Unknown?
ALIEN HUSBANDOS FTW, death to human scum
>Wouldn't be surprised if Firaxis actually had something going on to promote the posting of snek waifus. Outside of /a/ or /d/, it's almost weird to see such devotion to snek waifus.
MY LIFE FOR AYY LMAOS, big bara snek husbandos, i will fight for you!
they are not human scum so it makes sense, only humans are so retarded and idiotic to believe in fairy tales and create "muh supremacy" groups.
I will GLADLY BETRAY this disgusting race and kill all against the aliens!
we will statues to honour our great overlords who have gave us this much and taught us about so many things.
We should bring down any human statue since human are an inferior disgusting species
I want the snek to wrap me up and do things to me
Disgusting human scum, i cant wait to kill you alongside my Ayy Lmao superior friend.
Your last delusional thoughts of idiotic "muh human superiority" will die with xcom, i cant wait to remove such mental illinesses from humanity
Dont worry, once we start having sex with aliens and take our part in their society after helping them get rid of xcom we will evolve as well.
Aliens are a multispecies society that has been changed from aliens that have uplifted them, so when we start having sex and snake semen gets inside us we will also become part of their great society~
>implying this isn't one of the fun parts of games
Go back to skyrim casual
Remove mentally ill hateful angry "muh superiority" human scum from this earth, if you cannot accept your inferiority to aliens and work with them you will be executed on the spot.
No you are not superior, you are a mentally ill degenerate retard who has delusions of grandeur to feel better about his sad self
Let's see who's superior after your snekwaifu guts are busy coating the walls, xenoboy.
Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species.
I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again?
Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced.
First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is in our reach.
This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives.
It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.
I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct.
Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species.
Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire
and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls.
But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition.
Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight.
Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species.
Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them.
Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity.
Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress.
Instinct, therefore, must be expunged.
>implying any of you scum can beat a snake husbando 1v1
You are just gonna 20v1 and start deluding yourself you achieved something ;^)
delusions are a mental illiness ;^)
After all humans are that retarded they make up fairy tales to worship, good thing ayy lmaos came here to save us!
Sorry, even furfags know how to be healthy human beings and control their disgusting impulses for delusions of grandeur and fairy tale religions.
Furfags probably gonna be above humans once ayy lmaos come since they are less retarded
I wanted to love them, I really did...
That is a good thing, another reason to love ayy lmaos!
Have they explained how you can have a secret base on a fucking blimp?
>ayy lmao owns the planet
>lol let's hide on a blimp
>a small, fast and highly maneuverable vehicle
>can't be detected by basic radar
>All concentrated around Germany
Color me surprised.
>Any insight on might have happened to these guys?
Ayy lmao? More like ayy gtfo.
>Aliens come down from skies
>Neckbeards don't know because they're playing PC gaems and masturbating
>Edgelords try to Red Dawn the arrival and shout ayy lmao collectively
Aliens try to colonize and co-exist with us:
They give us advanced technology and space-faring technology.
genocide our alien friends, dooms evolution for humanity, smell really bad
I want to fight for Advent!
Because once you get past a certain point of advancement, you realize there's no difference between sentient and non-sentient food sources. Why don't Humans live off a vegetarian diet with artificially created supplements to get what we would otherwise be missing out of from meat?
>Why don't Humans live off a vegetarian diet with artificially created supplements to get what we would otherwise be missing out of from meat?
Because we're whores for capitalism.
>get fucked by one species from one planet
>still get fucked by a percentage of one species of that one planet in the sequel
At least I can die in martyrdom, I would gladly die and kill for my waifu.
I think some of these should be probably split up. Bersrerkers don't quite act the same as the normal Mutons if memory serves, though its been a while. That said, most of the other variations from EU/EW are just straight upgrades to the original versions.
>get beaten by a species with all around far less advanced technology than your own, less battle experience against alien lifeforms, and are at a huge tactical disadvantage
Advanced lifeforms? More like advanced BITCHES
I'm not questioning the ethics of using live people, I'm questioning why not use the alternative method if it's more beneficial. It would hypothetically be more efficient to just grow meat in a massive scale, rather than run a slaughterhouse which consumes time, space, resources, and so on. Of course we don't use supplements or grow meat ourselves because our common tech hasn't advanced to such levels, and partly because certain components of the free market slow tech releasing in such a manner even if it exists.
>literally another proof how retarded humans are by creating fairy tales and worshiping them
if you dont want to destroy this disgusting species and help Aliens bomb the hell out of xcom you are just as retarded as these religious retards
>All these betrayers of humanity
Sure, you were cast out by fellow humans and that makes you bitter, but what makes you think you traitors will be spared once mankind is crushed underfoot? Traitors are reviled universally everywhere, you'll just go later.
sorry, Aliens arent idiotic like you to consider people who realize how sick humanity is with all their idiotic hateful beliefs as "traitors"
They call us more enlightened than the angry sheep that believe in fairy tales and try to oppress people around them for retarded social reasons
sorry, i simply cant wait for the death if human retardation!
I do want to destroy Islam, cuckboi. But if you walked outside to find your country filled with mudlsimes you'd likely start praising Allah and open your butthole for them like the pussy bitch you are.
Islam and isis is nothing but a tiny part of the cancer that is humanity, all religions, all bigots, all homophobes, all racist, all /pol/tards need to be removed if earth is to prosper.
And aliens are the only ones that can help us do it because they would be in control and not disgusting human scum!
>doesnt know scalies exist
>doesnt know anthropomorphization is a big thing
anon, people like different stuff, DEAL WITH IT.
Faggots won't be considered a disease once taking blood from them doesn't carry a far higher risk than taking it from anyone else. China already has a cure for it, you have no excuse.
Why the fuck does the Archeon have so much religious bullshit imagery on itself? It's fucking stupid and i'm pretty sure that the future society would have disregarded religion completely, making religious propaganda pointless
Vahlen had such a perfect and soothing voice why did they have to replace her with some stupid ugly nigger. Fuck
Im the first to shit on games for not improving things from their predecessor
But you physically cant look at Xcom 2 and say it has less enemies and variety. The sheer number of new abilities even for individual units is far beyond any previous Xcom game.
The fluff is that humans didn't react well to the mutilation that came with making a floater. So they basically made it something that was much more appealing visually.
Basically the aliens are using every fucking trick in the book to make humans more receptive to anything they do to them. Not only willing but wanting it.
As for society ever disregarding religion well.. Thats pretty damn unlikely.
>humanity was going along as usual
>suddenly, nothing happened
>and from that nothing, humanity crumbled
>in response to nothing, Xcom was formed
>Xcom then defeated nothing, and saving humanity from nothing and reverting nothing from nothing back to nothing
>play xcom 2
>it aint me starts playing
Look at this, it doesn't even mention Ayyliums. Advent could just be a global organization which took over society with the promise to bring peace and unity.
humans are retarded like that, they have a serious inferiority complex so they cant admit someone is superior to them, especially the ones who have delusions of grandeur and think humans are the best thing ever in order to make their worthless selves feel like the best thing ever.
Trully humans are mental cases
news flash: Advent could also just be a human organization and one wouldn't notice from said article. Are you really too dense to see how easily the setting could be transformed into a dystopian big bad corporation subjugates humanity-setting?
both are from today's
it was a glorious stream
>There are people who literally are ok with any form of religion existing in this thread
>then they wonder why we would gladly betray humans and join aliens
Halos are found in a bunch of religions (greek/roman polytheism, buddhism, etc) that predate christianity by hundreds of years.
Archon is greek. It means "ruler"
I don't know what a christian posture even looks like - could you describe it?
Not quite sure what this even means. The Archon's weapon always looked like a trident to me, which is (again) greek. Staves and scepters in general have been used by religious and ruling classes for thousands of years (ancient egypt, etc).
>Ivory and gold (used to describe archangels)
Lots and lots of religions have used ivory and gold as decorations - this has more to do with their rarity than color specifically.
They say culture is always relative, but I'm really not seeing it in this case.
Disgusting humans like you is why aliens are gonna win, half the planet will end up fucking joining the aliens because of people like you
Enjoy losing and being in denial about your inferiority almost until the very end.
> Of course we don't use supplements or grow meat ourselves because our common tech hasn't advanced to such levels
Nice excuse, meatlover.
No advanced tech is needed to grow soy fields and they provide insanely more proteins per energy spent growing them, than cattle or swine.
are you guys actually buying this day one or pirating until all the DLC hit for cheap packed up bundle?
>having a job means you should be a shitty irresponsible consumer
no, it means i can buy whatever i like ;^)
And since i am not a hateful brainwashed /v/ nostalgiafag i like a ton of new shit and enjoy current gaming.
Murica's only motive to drop bombs was to
1.Research radiation/heat/shockwave effect on humans
2. Startle cyka blyats.
Yes they did drop leaflets to Hiroshima and Nagasaki to warn people, mut not with the intention to save them. Also they hardly ever calculated radiation poisoning deaths to casualties.
Murica a shit.
>google image search
>this is doing it for me
>not really betty
>rupals drag race
Damnit this trap shit is getting worse than the sneks
Give me liberty, or give me death. Humanity needs to evolve on its own, forced evolution so we can be another source of soldiers for the aliens (not to mention all the people they kidnap) isn't my idea of a fun time.
>In preparation for Operation "Olympic," the invasion of southern Kyushu, various figures and organizations made casualty estimates based on the terrain, strength, and disposition of known Japanese forces. However, as reported Japanese strength in the Home Islands continued to climb and Japanese military performance increased, so too did the casualty estimates. In April 1945, the Joint Chiefs of Staff formally adopted a planning paper giving a range of possible casualties based on experience in both Europe and the Pacific. Given a troop list of 766,700 men and a 90-day campaign, the US Sixth Army could be expected to suffer between 514,072 casualties (including 134,556 dead and missing) under the "Pacific Experience" (1.95 dead & missing and 7.45 total casualties/1,000 men/day) and 149,046 casualties (including 28,981 dead and missing) under the "European Experience" (0.42 dead & missing and 2.16 total casualties/1,000 men/day). This assessment included neither casualties suffered after the 90-day mark (US planners envisioned switching to the tactical defensive by D+120), nor personnel losses at sea from Japanese air attacks. In order to sustain the campaign on Kyushu, planners estimated a replacement stream of 100,000 men per month would be necessary, a figure achievable even after the partial demobilization following the defeat of Germany. As time went on, other US leaders made estimates of their own:
More Americans and Japanese would've died in a invasion, Soviets would push into Japan and split in into a Cold War Germany situation instead of the rebuilding by the Americans after the nukes.
>But they could've just held a blockade
That would push the war further along, possibly into the 50s
Reminds me of a google translate thing I did earlier. If you set google translate to detect language and enter "ooga booga" it says the language is Somalian.
In preparation for 2, I tried running UFO defense on STEAM, and it runs like fucking ass.
Glitchy and slow and basically unplayable, is this a common issue? I can't find any solutions online and I was just wondering.
>Why don't Humans live off a vegetarian diet with artificially created supplements to get what we would otherwise be missing out of from meat?
Because we'd be fucking over the planet. Also, why live such an unnatural way of life?
>>tfw Duke is dead.
Gearbox has started working on a new Duke game.
They wanted to ever since getting DNF out of the way. I guess they just wanted to wait until they had the rights fully cemented as their own, which didn't completely happen until August 2015.
Duke should stay dead. He's a shitty joke and always were. Not only that, he's literally a cucker who would cuck every single anon, and worse, they would cheer for him like the little white cucks they are
I implied no such thing, just pointed out that it's pretty fucking stupid to direct someone to a reply mader after a post. But at least evidence of your retardation is brought into the light now.
It does sound like you were making the implication. Of course I'm not surprised that you're too autistic to realize it. I'm also not surprised that you were too stupid to see that I was just to lazy to type what he did, so I told you to see his post for my same reply. Try thinking for a few seconds and you may avoid sounding like a complete jackass.
>Hard as balls, sectopods and mechtoids errwhere
>Really hard going
>Sniper gets mind controlled by a sectoid commander
>She jumps down, gets hit by close combat specialist
>Then blows herself up and damages three of my squad with a grenade
>They'd all have survived if it wasn't for fucking close combat
I'm mad as fuck that close combat specialist triggers on mind controlled friendlies. I was making a point of not overwatching as I knew I could take the commander, but nope, she's shot in the face anyway.
Last post for you since it's far too obvious.
>All these species traitors
When you say humanity is bad because of x, you are mocking your father, your mother your next of kin, your friends, your co-workers and your neighbour.
Even if you are an edgelord who has or cares about none of those, look back to our history.
Look back to the great people, both good and evil and look at what they have achieved. A few men caused the annihilation of a million. A few youths in turn managed to infiltrate the secret police of said men and assassinate their leader.
Yet a few men have also saved billions from horrific illnesses.
Men, women and children across the globe have died simply for their people's right to exist.
Humans have made the very electricity you use, the forums you use, the food you eat and the shelter you reside in.
And you have the nerve to mock and betray billions of your own flesh and blood, because of mere, meaningless opinions?
Well congratulations, you failed to achieve the basic instinct , to protect and serve, that even animals have
So Man the fuck up Rookie because humanity will continue to do great wonders and atrocities, With you or without you.
DN3D still holds out in my opinion.
>aliens capable of space travel over distances we cant even observe
>media always depicts humans with a fighting chance
who are they trying to kid
I think Firaxis realized midway that they had no fucking decent reason for people to rebel against the Advent, so they came up with stuff like they killed all the dogs.
It's like Alien and how midway during filming they came up with the acid blood because the writers could not find a reason why the crew would simply not shoot the Alien.
well there is the fact that they are literally trying to summon cthulhu
Why the fuck are you people so against the Advent? Yeah we kidnapped a bunch of people so what, but they also saved millions of lives by curing diseases and elevating the technology level.
For XCOM, sure, I can definitely agree. We're talking invading aliens who have a home planet that can still send reinforcements, and likely a lot more, if you do repel them.
I can't say humanity would lose in all battles against aliens though. What if it was along the lines of the aliens had to escape their home planet, and Earth was the first planet they found with a compatible atmosphere?
They couldn't just destroy the planet, they'd be looking to colonize it for themselves. They would need to take out humanity, which eventually means ground contact. Once they're on the ground we're at a slightly more level playing field.
Humanity would lose most of the time, sure, but I'd definitely think we could have a 'fighting chance', as you worded.
>When you say humanity is bad because of x, you are mocking your father, your mother your next of kin, your friends, your co-workers and your neighbour.
yes, how is this supposed to stop me? Do you think i am an emotional fuck like you to care about them
>Cows are humans
PETA please. Besides, i think that killing our crippled, weak, old and blacks for science would be better than letting them live and drain our resources like today.
They golaborate with ayyliens and are probably gommunists as well :DDD
Footfall was a fun book.
There really should be an Advent campaign about them using select humans and the rest of their host to conquer the next alien species on their list.
I'd be down with subjugating an unwitting planet with a Muton bro.
Wasn't it implied that Etherials were running away from something? Do they even have a home planet anymore? Maybe this invasion fleet is all they have left.
There was a book before where it was the twist to the whole alien invasion idea, can't remember its name
>wanting to fuck aliens
Alienboos can get BTFO'd with their alien lovers when the XCOMBOYS come marching in.
>Just watched Beagle play XC2
>Map is India, Bangalore
>Sector : Stink Town
He litteraly had to extract
Even better, less I have to listen to while setting up a firing perimeter.
Found this video with a hacked sectopod in action
It has 2 modes so it could be that the Taller mode sacrifice being able to fire the main cannon for better accuracy with the smaller gun. It probably has mortars and the old main cannon in short mode.
XCOM a shit.
UFO defense is my only true waifu.
It seems the best armor in the game gives 8 health and 1 armor point
About the plasma rifle, my french is kinda shit but it says something about shooting and end turn, maybe shooting doesn't end the turn?
The last item gives health and health regen, 2 per turn total of 8 for the entire mission
Already Posted here: >>323425621
But let me run through Google Translate on its stats
Has a 150 point fire wall, the best Specialist only has 120 skill which is a 22% chance to take over or a 44% chance to stun.
- Immunity to acid, fire and poison (but not electricity)
- Can stand up to gain range and height bonus (20% accuracy)
- 30 Hitpoints
- 5 points of armor but no defense or 1/2 damage perk making it easier to kill
- He can use his lightning field on targets around him which does not cost an action and inflicts 7-9 points of damage, with 1 turn to recharge
- Its electric mega-cannon devastates everything in its path; 3 squares wide and over a length of two dozen tiles. Damage is from 10-12, however, it must charge for a turn, it is then automatically launched at the beginning of his next turn. This makes it relatively easy to avoid, at least if it does not go into (Overwatch) automatically if he does not move during his turn
- His movements automatically destroy cover in its path.
- It explodes violently on his death so meleeing it seems suicidal
We loaded the next part to confirm, even with suppressing fire he had the chance to hit a soldier in full cover due to height advantage giving an aim of 90, which resulted in instant death. If it's alone, a grenadier with shredding abilities can make it an easy kill. If escorted things may be more complicated,
How nice of them to dedicate an entire alien unit to one of the streamers.
I read the description of the crouch mode, I had to google fuodroyant and it means electric something, so I assume it needs to be crouched to use its electric attack
I think its main gun is some kind of railgun, though, so maybe it refers to that. It does look like it only fires the turret gun if you order it to attack while in chicken walker mode.
Well, hand me a white flag and call me a collaborateur because I've just joined the ayyliens.
Looking at humanity now - Siding with the aliums is the better choice. Even if they end up killing most of humanity.
>playing the Enemy Within again
>all these second wave options
>tfw remembering the horrors of war
>the friends I have lost
>the soldiers that sacrificed themselves for Earth
>it was all for nothing
Vahlen went missing because she was busy waging a one-woman jihad against the aliens. when you find her, she'll have uploaded her consciousness into a snakewoman body to facilitate blending in. Bradford went into hiding, but she went German.
Probably that, but without the snake-becoming. You'll probably go on a mission like liberating those French people from EXALT, and end up hopelessly outnumbered, outgunned, preparing to be completely overwhelmed on all fronts--only for Vahlen to patch herself into your comms, bust out an entire hanger of hacked alien tech, and wipe the floor with everything coming at you.
Dude I'm dying of laughter! Please stop with the delusional fedora tipping! Everyone hates a traitor, and you happen to be the epitome of traitorous shit! Get fucked mister fedora meister!
>When will you open your asshole for them?
immidiately? seriously why the hell would you not bend over for a superior smart sexy gay snake husbando?
Holy shit, can someone please kill this degenerate fedora that's shitting up our board, and destroying the gene-pool with his inferior genes (not like this fatty is going to breed with anything other than his hand, but you can't be too careful).
>this deep in denial he thinks /v/ is some kind of religious shithole like /pol/
Sorry m8, this is a place for people who dont believe in retarded fairy tales
>hurr durr anyone that doesn't agree with me is a religitard from /pol/.
ass blasted fedoras detected
>Just joined this thread
>All I see is race traitors and fedoras
I suppose they go hand in hand
>implying the majority of mentally fucked aka religious tards arent from /pol/
seriously in this era nobody takes seriously something as stupid as people who believe in fairy tales and literally worship a man made story
They always do.
Fedoras are literally autists.
are you referring to the bigots, homophobes, racist that took credit for the achievements of scientist that didnt care about such unimportant things like sexuality and race?
Only /pol/tards care about something as retarded as race/sexuality.
>>all bigots, all homophobes, all racist invented everything good in the world
my god, that is what /pol/ literally believes
XCOM 2's system requirements are too high for my laptop to handle. First time this has happened for me so I'm fucking butthurt.
Where do I go to look at getting a good enough PC by February? I figure a gaming laptop would be far too expensice, so I'd need to build my own?
Pls point me in the direction of help or advise XCOM bros, I want to be able to be in these threads when the game is out.
/pol/acks once again trying to ruin a thread.
Oh wait it is an xcom war thread so of course racist bigoted scum would post here to fap over their self declared disgusting "human superiority"
>Fedoras are literally autists.
Worse, at least most autists are bearable to some degree. These fuckers are mentally deficient, lacking all form of knowledge regarding the world outside of what their "le funny internet pictures mocking mom and dad's religion/political stance/opinion/whatever" tell them.
>religious retards who were raised into this retarded delusional norm thing people are just rebelling against their parent
Well if you accept one delusion as normal and literally worship it, it doesnt come as a surprise you suffer from multiple delusions.
only way to probably survive in this new world while clinging to fairy tales
Look! Reddit army is here!
Seriously, I thought religitards where over reacting when they where talking about you fedoras, but damn, you're worse than your reputation.
Just answer this; How the fuck do you manage to be so insufferable, and shit up a thread so hard that it goes from being about vidya and aliens to be about your fedora tipping?
>omg i am such a weak ignorant person, it CANT be possible that i dont know how everything is created, i am a human, a superior species, I should have the knowledge of how everything was created!!! It must be god, there is no other explanation, i am too great to NOT KNOW
it the next argument that will result after you tell him he has no proof.
The dude literally cannot handle his ignorance and lack of knowledge about the creation of the universe so he creates fairy tales in order to FEEL he has more control and understanding.
purely psychological. That is why religions are failing, we are becoming more and more in touch with psychology and human behaviour.
Not that anon you where writing to, but Fedora is a form of religion to, if you use what Ninian Smart has to say about secularism and atheism in her book "the seven dimensions of religion", which is quite a good book, would recommend.
But all that aside, I must say I am deeply disgusted by fedoras after seeing this thread.
honestly i dont see what is the big deal, humans are retarded creatures and will always form some form of community to connect with people similar to them.
They might just be blind fedoras but i am taking this over religious people any day.
i never finished xcom reboot because i couldnt stand the rng
but who won in the end? the aliens? i thought you completely fucked up the aliens and now suddenly youre losing and are terrorists now killing aliens?