>gets him drunk as fuck
>shackles him to the wall
Are you retarded?
/v/ is better than everyboard at everything. Except video games.
>These threads just keep extrapolating
Who is the Tardigrades of video games?
Hum. Good question.
Probably Hush or The Destroyer
Both have massive amount of Life Points. Hush is actually dangerous but The Destroyer is extremely weak damage wise
It was now midnight, and my task was drawing to a close. I had completed the eighth, the ninth and the tenth tier. I had finished a portion of the last and the eleventh; there remained but a single stone to be fitted and plastered in. I struggled with its weight; I placed it partially in its destined position. But now there came from out the niche a low laugh that erected the hairs upon my head. It was succeeded by a sad voice, which I had difficulty in recognizing as that of the noble Fortunato. The voice said--
"alright you're gonna be fucking banned my brother works for steam so fuck off loser and have a fun time getting banned asshole"
"hello?" I said.
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED"
"hello?" I said.
"FUCKING DELETE THIS"
But to these words I hearkened in vain for a reply. I grew impatient. I called aloud --
No answer. I called again --
No answer still. I thrust a torch through the remaining aperture and let it fall within. There came forth in return only a jingling of the bells. My heart grew sick; it was the dampness of the catacombs that made it so. I hastened to make an end of my labour. I forced the last stone into its position; I plastered it up. Against the new masonry I re-erected the old rampart of bones. For the half of a century no mortal has disturbed them. In pace requiescat!
From the image it looked like he only was a chain across his stomach. He could just crouch and slip down it.
But yeah, artistic license and being drunk means he's too stupid for that.